Ep 255: Most Wild Only Fans Requests

horrible decisions. As you know, our show has been around for about say sinios now, and it's a long running black show. Yeah, it is. It's crazy because so I followed this. I followed I'm literally it's so engulfed into everything podcasting. I read that there is none of the

top shows currently are newer than two years old. But it's also it also said something like there's millions of podcasts, but only like two hundred and something thousand or even active, Like so many people start podcasts and don't keep and don't keep going, like it's amazing, like that we're wreaking here six years later and five years later to also like add with that, the interesting thing about podcasting deals and things like that and things to get started is

two things happen when deals acquire right. Either a podcast is doing well and they want to jump on it before anyone else does, or they want to be the first to break it. And the difficult thing about being the first to break it is networks lose so much money it's called a loss leader. Basically um being able to say, oh, we have this show now and they're gonna be great, but no one's ever heard it, like a network unleashing a brand new show that doesn't exist.

I mean a lot of times I feel like that's what unfortunately has taken away from like just the average person starting a podcast because all the famous, a lot of the a lot of the networks want to bank on, well, this person has a celebrity, this much following, we should be getting this much traction on a brand new podcast, And to be fair, celebrities don't always resonate with like

having really anything interesting to say for her. For I was talking to um done Rowlings today because he wants to come in from l A and film in the studio and he was like, bro, I'm so sorry to people telling me like what my podcast is supposed to because I'm like famous. He's like, I don't like give

a funk about that famous nigger ship. Like I'm a comedian at the end of the day, I'm a good interviewer and I know I am, and I want to produce a show that I want to do, not this like famous person show with like big guests like Nigga. I'm funny, and I think that that's a really good

leg to stand on. One He's right, he is, you know, iconic and funny, but it's true, Like can you imagine being that big of a star and then someone like, oh, this is what you should be doing because this is what what everybody else does, the Joe Rogans and then this person and that person. It's like it must suck because you're like, man, I just want a podcast because podcasting at its most natural state is to me no outline,

almost like free flowing. I mean, Horrible Decisions has an ouline, but you know what I mean, like, it's not this week I disagree fully with with Like now it has an outline, but it doesn't. I'm saying we have a like a thing that we do. I think the shows without outlines are the ones that aren't getting the deals and the ones that I don't. Even Brewing Idiots has a structure and outline. Joe has a structure and outline, but I'm saying it's an outline and not for real,

like we have a free flowing conversation. I don't think you're hearing what I'm saying like outline as far as like we know what to expect at the top or the end of the show. That's what I meant by outlaw. Like the way that we write it out, we never follow it like T to T to T. It's not the daily It's not Ted Talks right, Like we have a free er flowing podcast and all of the popular ones the same. Dude Builds podcast is three hours of nothing, and it's so good because you don't know what you're

gonna get next. Sometimes I think those structured ones like you feel like you're almost watching a TV show. And that's what makes podcasts is so cool is you get to listen to humans just talk and like talk about anything. There's things that you've said that you may not feel the same about anymore. Same for me, because who knows that spent so many hours of my life talking like this is just conversational ship. I also want you all to know because again I read you'all motherfucking comments. This

isn't me arguing I agree to disagree. The podcast that I enjoy, the podcast that I listened to as a consumer, are structured. I know what I'm getting from the what do you think I'm already said? The read has a structured outline. I know I'm going to get the black person, the black excellence. I know i'm gonna get the hot topics, and I know i'm gonna get the listener letters, and then the read for brilliant idiots. I know i'm gonna get the ship we don't care about Tomorrow. I know

i'm gonna get their church and out Smith. I know i'm gonna get I like the segments with Joe Button. I know i'm gonna get the catch up of the week. Then they're gonna dive into music, then they're gonna get into current events, and I know I'm ending with sleep, so maybe and then, but then I also listened to True Crime. I love docuseries on podcasting. I love things that for sure are scripted. For sure, there's a narrator. I love when there's music put in, when when the tone,

generations and outlines are different. The way that I listen to podcasting, which is what I'm saying, there's been not one podcast and I try to get into the new ones, even if we get into fucking poor minds and what they've been able to do, if we get into Cocktails who has also been on this show. Every podcast that I actually feel like I can listen to on a

weekly has segments that they stick to weekly. Do doesn't flow like uh one to three, four, five, six, No, But there's a structure and there's an outline, and I know, person I don't want to go. I'm not listening to the Joe Rogan's, I'm not listening to the Bill Burds because I don't want to go into a podcast and not know what the funk I'm listening to. I already listened to six podcasts minimum a week. I love knowing

what I'm tuning in for. So there's something interesting about that, because the reason that it's important to know what some of just does this mean our job? The Joe Rogans of The Bill Berds or whatever, right, like they're in a category that, yeah, they're white, the ones we don't exist, right, And so there is something, whether it's my demographic or not,

that people are enjoying about it. And one thing I have learned, at least with horrible decisions, the best content from the show is not something we knew we were going to talk about. The best contents I've seen I'm brilliant Those moments that you cannot write down and create, that is what I'm talking about that makes podcasting so good. It's not the outline e ship. It's just not and never will be, you know, like when you have to be so rigid and follow something, it may not come

off as natural. To me. When I listened to a Ted Talks or Daily or True Crime, I feel like I'm listening to something heavily produced that could be TV, not almost podcasting, right, because podcasting, I think of it as The Read was probably the first podcast I really sunk my teeth into. And to me, I feel like I'm listening to two friends. Yeah, I know what they're gonna talk about, people that we're gonna talk about sex.

I don'rmally listen to hot topics, but it doesn't feel as rigid as a daily or a Ted talk, right, And I think that's what I mean by like putting those parameters on podcasting makes it hard when you have two people that don't need anything. Whatever you came up with today. If your phone died and my phone died and we had no outline, the show would still go on because I'm good at my job and so were you. Right, That's why we've done the show for six years. I

don't think you can recreate things like this. That's why I think famous people are fucked with their show because they've been making TV and having ship produced for them that they have to follow. And podcasting, nigga, you can't just birth the good podcast. You have it or you don't. That's what's cool about regular people like us, right, making a podcast that aren't quote unquote celebrities like that is

the real sauce. And that's how I'm able to like getting in maneuvering rooms and talk to someone that's huge, and I could still be like, oh, I'm here, because yeah, I did do that well at podcasting. I really think that those normal quote unquote people, podcasters and a lot of the true crime people are which makes it even crazier to me that they haven't had some huge famous person to a true crime pod yet. But I love that about that. I felt like when I was listening

to Jesus and Marrow, like that's what I had. The brilliant idiots gives you that vibe. Even though Charlotte Mee Andrew Stults are super famous, Joe Budden is a famous person that gave people that vibe. A lot of famous people cannot do that. That's why they're failing. Bro. I think Joe Rogan too, I don't like, I know, people say he was famous before and the fear factor thing, but I really don't think people clicked on Joe Rogan Rogan,

do you? I mean, I mean he was. He was on our TV like for decades while we were growing, and he didn't have a podcast, and he had a podcast before podcast. But really yeah, he's been doing that ship for a long time. So yeah, like, um, he's he's a very good interview. I just have a different perspective. I literally, if I have advice for anyone that's starting a podcast, I would never tell people don't care how

fucking interesting they think they are. I would never, never ever give the advice of someone to go into a room and sit in front of a mic and just talk without an outline. I think you guys are comparing structures and segments will structure segment. But regardless, we're talking about but yeah, but I'm agreeing. I agree with that. But to me, But to me, you freestyle, but I don't. I can say. I can say today we're gonna talk about politics. It's it's it's something very vague and it's

just a topic. And then we free flow because we're opinionated people, however, and we have opinions, which I have friends who have worked on scripted pods with celebrities that literally are waiting for their scripts. They because a lot of people also fear their opinion. Because it's got a lot of celebrity interviews. It's opening up the floodgates for people to not only share their opinion, but then receive the criticism, and a lot of people are not open

to that. But also a lot of people don't have their own opinions. They're regurgitating things that they see on Twitter or from other podcasters, And now what's separating you from everyone else. But at the end of the day. If you live in fucking South Carolina and you and your homies are just sitting in front of a mic, what makes me want to listen to you more than anyone else? And I'm sorry If I just tune in and you sitting here talking about nothing and I have

no idea why I'm tuning into you, I'm sorry. I'm not culture interesting because I feel like people can only take probably one or two at least. I'm that person like four or five in mind, Like, I don't really have different Everyone has a different opinion, and I love also, like when you are someone that just starts one off, what's gonna make me want to listen to you talk about it more than I do to breakfast class. I mean, I'll be honest with you. But see, the thing is

you have to have I really wanted. Well, you're a podcaster, Bridgie Kelly is a famous person. You were a podcaster, a good podcaster, Like, yeah, but have a reputation for that, Yeah, But I don't have. I have a reputation for talking about sucking dick. No one. I don't think anyone really cared. Now I have a reputation for talking about sucking dick, But I'm awesome, good at what the from. But that's what I'm saying. I don't think anyone necessarily thought I

could say much about music. That's not true. I mean, I'm just saying from what I've read, I don't think people thought much. People still call us when they introduced us on other podcasts we were just on reasonably shady. They said, we have the biggest hos, not that we have two women who have carved their way out in podcasting and are great at what the funk they do. No, we're still getting introduced on another podcasts. It's not bothering

me unlike people are. It's horrible, but it's not bothering me. What I'm just saying is is in this space and you can feel free to give your advice on podcasting. What you've been able to do and where you take your podcasting career is different than where I'm taking my podcast career. We both the same way when we sat on Brilliant Idiots Fucking Charlemagne lives by audio and swears

by audio, Andrew Schultz lives and swears by video. They both are phenomenal of what the funk they do, and their geniuses in their prospective Pockets, and I think it's the same. So I just want to agree to disagree. But I personally listen to five or six uh curt event music based podcast during the week, and I love it because I know I'm going to get a different opinion from those people. That's crazy. I don't I do oh my friends or my friends, heyde, my friends, my homegirl,

we just went to Aruba. She was at my house for a week. I'm I'm doing my makeup to podcasts. She's like, bro, can we talk? Afro beats literally all my friends listen to. She was like, is this this this Joe? Oh, they're kind of interesting. She she knows ish and so we're listening to Joe's pod. This is when I was where where were we? Where did me

and Crystal just go somewhere? But I had heard listen to Joe my friends know if you with me and the Bluetooth is mine, baby, we're listening to people talk while we're getting ready hearing people talking. But I've learned over the years that podcasting for me, what makes me so different is that I don't replay. And Brianna and I were talking about this because Brianna play what, so I don't. I can't like it that I won't replay myself.

I won't. I don't listen to myself. I don't. But a lot of people replay, right, especially in the beginning, I don't replay listen to other podcasts because I want to be the most natural that I can be. In the beginning, I really wanted to learn a lot about podcasting, so I was listening to a lot. But I would catch myself maybe even saying something that I didn't even realize, Like it coul almost seem like you're stealing something, but

you're really not. You just listen to something for hours, so you may repeat the same joke and like, I'm never going to be the person that can do that. Like that's so embarrassing, you know what I'm saying. So like I choose not to. And it's funny because Alex said to me the other day something about so and so who records here. I was like really, and he

was like, Nike, do you listen to podcasts? I was like, no, fucking work with the right forty hours a week during podcasting, horrible decisions for facts sake, the Patreon tre both and then on top of that owning the studio, Like, I get really scared that I will turn into a podcast like Robot. So I'm that I try to do my best and like I literally wake up and read pot News. So pod news is that's but no, no, no, no,

it's website. It goes to my email. So before I do literally anything, I wake up and I read pot News. So pot news is I want to say they're connected to pot people. I'm not sure. But I learned about all of the acquisitions. I learned about the different trends in the industry. Um, that's where I just came out with this. Like when I said this that earlier, Um, I know who's buying who. And when I was in accounting, I used to want to be in mergers and acquisitions.

So the same way Stitcher is now a part of Serious x M shout out to Stitcher, well, because then it's really good to listen, to pay attention to if you buy stocks and if you invest. Yeah. So so the way that it's mid roles Stitcher and Serious that is all like a merger and acquisition, the way that

Spotify ball match it. So mind you as a podcaster, I'm looking because now I'm seeing where the money is going, and it's why you know, shout out to who we just signed with it I was able to get like a seven figure deal, Like it's fucking just like just just knowing the landscape of what you're doing. I think it's the same whether you're incorporate, if you are in finance. You want to you want to see where where everything

is changing. I think those are two different things. Like when I should definitely like know about it's just I can't listen to it as entertainment anymore because I'm an entertainer and I feel like I'm like, I gotta be as natural as I can't. I remember when I started my TV show, because that to me was a milestone and I was like, this has got to be good.

I maybe wanted to watch a few episodes of people that have shows like mine or comps, which is something you can compare it to, right if you've ever like made a deck for something, you might put a comp of what it is. And so when I watched some of the comps, I was like, oh no, I can't watch this anymore because now my mannerisms are going to look like this person then, or I'm going to try to like fix what I'm doing, Like I can only be lazy and if I'm not her then like, this

isn't what these people paid for me for. This is why people are gonna tute into it. I'm gonna start turning into something else. Like it's it's a hard like give and take because even for Audible, you know, I'm working on producing podcasts for one of the biggest fucking black directors. Like he's a hundred millionaire a million times over. People are waiting to see what he's making next, and this is his first time doing podcasts, and like, how can I not listen to it? But I'm terrified that

I will make it sound like another one. And it's that like it's this thin line of how can I learn and not emulate inspiration outside of the room they already in? Yeah, how can you really end in? Inspiration is a big deal to when people say that you know, horrible decisions and inspired inspired them. You know, I always am uh grateful. But at the same time, if I see they have a sex podcast, I'm like, wow, is it different if we made you want to make one?

Not almost something but really just curious. It's like, how did it inspire you to make something different. And I think my most impressive moments I've had when people have told me that, or when like I had to do that has a wrestling podcast that told me that, and I was like, horrible decision on He was like, oh yeah, like that is a podcast that I was just like, I want to be just like that, and you're talking

about sports. That's dope as fuck. And that's why it is important to listen to like things outside of yourself, you know, and I want everyone to know to like I think that Obviously the average person listening may not be a podcaster, but this is also super relative. And any kind of like corporate work you could be doing,

you should check out what other people are doing. When I worked for telecommunications, I wanted to know how much everybody else was getting paid for the same title that I had in other fucking companies so that I could use that to my benefit. You know, We've always got to make sure like you kind of check that out.

And even if it's not because you may want to leave a place, it's just so you know, because no, you can never be the okay dope like there's it takes nothing to soak up as much info as you can, Like I'm the person that like listens to book about how to be a millionaire, and now I'm like, well, if a million is easy to get, what comes after that? And how do you keep it growing? Like we have to make sure that we're always feeding ourselves that because I want to flex for the rest of my life

on Instagram and whatever app will come after that. That mean said, do you guys, would you guys say at least that you agree that not just anyone could hop on Mike? Of course? I mean well no, I mean for sure, not just anybody can be I mean to be honestly, anyone can sit in front of a mike. Yes, Can anyone be successful and monetize the podcast? No, but anyone can sit in front of a mic can talk absolutely.

Because where I gave you guys kudos probably I think it was yesterday, is that you guys hold up a whole structure, right, But let's say if you guys go free form, Like let's say that, well, the episode that just came out, right, you guys go free form, but under the horrible branding an umbrella, and you guys know how to stick to it. A lot of people that I've seen across my time just kind of talk and that's it, and it's like that I gotta have EISO.

I'm like, we're joking about no outline, but that episode still had but that there's still a format, and that's like, oh, yeah, exactly, yeah there's still a format. But then there's also segments to where I understand in your world where it's like the outline at least, And I've always said this to everybody who comes to the studio. An outline always brings you back to the show and then you guys know how to end instead of you just because the hardest

thing is realizing you're talking to a friend. There's so many times I get on i G Live and I make jokes about me thinking I'm on FaceTime, and so I forget there's people there. You almost kind of have to low key entertain them. Sometimes I forget that there's cameras here, right, And those things can also make you

good at the job. But with podcasting in particular, there's nothing worse than like hearing something that's mundane, something that goes over too long, and when people don't know how to snowball snowballing into me, it's it could be like um trying to think. I mean, I was about to turn this back into horror like snowballing guys who com really good date that you cannot stop talking on. And one thing leads to one thing and leads to one thing.

That's a good podcast. That's a fucking podcast for real? What like? And and to me again, I think the masters of that ship, they're just improv geniuses. Are Jesus and Mayor a lot of people do it well, but then niggas can take a fucking You could say any word and they I agree, we just have to prize of camp and Pagan. Speaking of all of that nasty ship, the vanilla ship for this week is something that I found on Hollywood and locked or one of those fucking things.

But there's a woman that has too vaginas? Now, what about these two posties makes them so special? And Australian Women went viral on only Fans after fans and subscribers discovered her interesting and unique biological trait to vaginas. She reportedly learned she had a uterus delfis during a bus and according to the Mayo Clinic, they're very rare and they have two small tubes that make a uterus and a fetus, but it's it's not her, so it ain't

two holes. Damn. I thought this was way more into It was like, I was like, Dan got two pusses in an asshole, but here's the team about the two pussies. So basically, she was told her condition after a field relationship, and she was an escort, so in sex work she

felt that it was easier to mentally. I believe that she was using one of her pussies for her work and the other when I got into her relations shaming herself like, you know what, my pussy just can't be empowered to do sex work and do it in my personal whenever this show pussy, that's crazy. Now, this is one she says. Quote when I got into her relationship, was better for me to separate the two, one for work and one for personal life. And it was a

lot easier emotionally and physically for me. And after I quit this, I started only fans and I was an adult content with both vaginas, and to me, it's my normal. I never really thought it was that intriguing. I guess not many people can say that he's one for work and one for personal. I feel like that about a lot of things, like phones, computers. If y'all can have an extra titty, pussy or booty hole, which one would you choose? Booty hole? Why? Because I probably wouldn't be

that consternated, So you think you should from both holes? Yeah, it'd be a lot easier get in out. I definitely don't want an extra bootoole. Maybe two throats, Okay, that's why are you laughing? You know, actually two throats might be what would the what would you succeed with two throats? Two dicks in my throat? Hello? And was crazy? Like and that was a dumb cat? Real quick? Have you ever boui? And to think about it? Do you know

how kinky it could be too? Have you ever put your thumb in a booty hole while you was sucking the pussy and you could feel your thumb through that little lining? Right? If I had two throats, the dicks is gonna fill each other, but not really know it's like dp you, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's gonna fill each other, but not because he's gonna be aligning. It's separate. What does that mean? Do you smell. I thought I spelled something it was. I was like, I

smelled something strong. It was like alcohol. I don't think about it. I wasn't drinking. Not drinking. You said, throats, you really want two bootholes? You don't even get they. You don't even get it, one of your bootholes. What you're gonna do with two? By the way, the hood he's like really been like finger in my ass, Like he got his big hands. He's big, and wait, what do you mean you fall? No, no, I'm sorry, And

I said I wouldn't. I was like, damn, girl, you got like t s a bay like to be honest, bed D got a dad bod. Not no more, he got a dad bod sometimes. And I like that ship he has a dad bod sometimes because like he will go like in and out of like super crazy gym ship and then he'll just get heavy into work. When he gets heavy into work, he'll just get a dad bought on me. But he's big though, he's like, yeah,

a lot of women. By the way, I'm just still I don't know how in my thirties, I'm still so shallow. My nigs be fine. I don't like super but like you saw like that nigg half a century and you see my nigga, he's like half a century is nig is like, no, that's century twenty one. Bit oh you're not thinking no, but like for they're gonna be half a century is still be good. I'd be like, I'm

not talking, but I literally listen, listen, liten. We're just different now when we've been doing fucking and i'd just be looking at him. I'll be like, but I'm gonna get back in the gym too. I am, I am, I'm gonna get because he's just so fine, And I'm like he's fucking crazy, ripped, crazy, muscular, like he's the equinox every fucking day. Like he's just like almost like too perfect body and that's insane, too perfect? That is that really? Like, don't he doesn't have body fat? Bro,

like the nigga don't have body fat. It's crazy, that's cool. He's super lean, That's what I'm saying, Like, I don't it's too perfect, must be not. I'm about to get a light boning and you think I want to see this, But that's great. Now you guys will have like you have something to look at while you're fucking I mean, I don't be wanting ship. I just want to be just put that dick in my pussy, nigga. I ain't

trying to look at nothing. Actually, I'm like, I want to look at the galaxy light, but I will be trying to look at him. Damn. Oh, dear, well, dear, horrible decision for this week. Wait, we're skipping horror dirt, okay, all right? Uh the only one horror dirts like we could kind of do. I was reading on porn hub even though I already do it. Somebody was like, if you watch this porn with no sound, it's easier to imagine yourself in it, and like, imagine the sounds. And

I ain't gonna hold you. Not I talked about this years ago, Bitch, I need sound like it's so bad. I don't like Tony dub It. I ain't even gonna hold you. You don't how much sound I need. I'll be putting my porn on the bluetooth, bitch. It'd be surround sound, and now it's not. I'd be like Alexa volume eight, not Tin just eight. I like here, like all to that should be sounding like it sounds like it's virtual real. I'd be like, it's somebody in my

living room, you know. Crazy. I don't like loud nowhere, no, no matter where I am, because I feel like I love loud porn, and now I ain't gonna hold you. I finally got comfortable, like with my cat being on the end of my bed while I played with myself, because I'd just be like, body, you just know what it is, because he'd be up now that's too not he he'd be humping like my blankets, so I feel like I got a little horny as anyway, and I'd be like, damn, body, you're just gonna hunch the goddamn

comforter in front of me. So now I'll just be like, body, you just know what it is. I'm moaned in front of him and everything now I used to not, but I do now, Judges you No, I think he'd just be like, God, damn bitch, because you just see you might need to get it too, bait. He literally he

literally sits outside of my bedroom. Now when I have sex come into the room anymore, thank God, because I think he just want to make sure I'm still alive, and he'll just be looking at me like I'll be getting up ready to fucking go white the you know that I gotta piss because you gotta piss between rounds.

Ladiestus gonna be my horr derve. You don't want to, goddamn you t I after fucking too much, So I'll go to the bathroom and piss, and then they will be right there just looking like, damn, bit, you're gonna keep going. He looked at See. The reason my dog doesn't look at me when I'm screaming is because I'll be on the phone loudest, so she's used to me being like, bit, yeah, but there's no other person he sees the person. The person either when I'm getting there's

a whole another person about getting fun. He'd be outside when I masturbate you on the bed with me. You want to keep you company? He does, And at one time the nigga just wanted to be petted like I wasn't playing under the covers. And then Nigga popped up body now a bit. You know, I'm motherfucking busy right now. And then Nigga wanted to just pop up and suck it. He started purring and wanted to get pat I said, I'm petting the other pussy right now, but take your

motherfucking ass. I was so mad. I was said that you know what I'm doing because I do this quite often. Why do you think you could just come? I mean this the white like white. Nina's never come up to you while you're playing triple absolutely not. Yes, yes, Nina has no she has not. I could see you giving your fingers. My god, I would never say something. You know, that's my child, okay, okay. Also, cats just jump over everything and on the table too. That's why you can't

eat food. No body no not to get up done. Well. I don't eat at my table. I eat in the living room. I have uh little things that you fold out open and you know, like they used to have and it's even really what is this? Maybe it's one of Mandy's blond hairs. Do you ever do both? Do I ever do what? No? I ain't. Don't you see, I'm gonna put bleached down by my pussies. It is bleach, that is how we I mean, I'm sure that can't be good for your pussy, but I'm sure people do.

I'm not. No, I don't think anyone doesn't like you. Have a people do it. That's not true. People do it. I think people do it, and they bleach your asshole too. Bleaching your asshole cool, but bleaching your pubic hairs? No, remember Samantha Sex in the City did it? I'm boss of the bush. No, that was a that was a that was a script. I don't know she like, I don't think she. I'm saying people do it. I don't.

I don't know who. Can we get that person on because I would like to know for their pH level uh is and how how they burn there? It's safe to bleach my pubic hair's question mark? Oh hold on, see out, dear colored hairs. Thanks to the advances of modern science and research, pubic hair cannot be safely dyed to match the color of the hair on your head or too shock di bafely with what what? What's the beauty? The first die available specifics not as not an ad

uh is formulated for dyeing pubic hair with hot irritation. Okay, it's actually like a rent, not a not's a halloweene? Are you doing it a halloween? Just dying your pupic hair? But like, are you doing are you going to give it. Are you going to give it a nice oumbre so it can match your hair? What color would you die your pews? That's what I was just thinking about. Like brown, you would have pink pups. Huh, But it's gonna be hot. My pupils are already brown. They are light or black.

They're dark brown. Man, everybody knows their pews colors. I mean I think they're Oh. I just shaved. I forgot because I felt like I really wanted to like ride some face tonight. So I was like, you know, I let me be considerate and shaved this thing a little bit. You gotta get wax bro. I'm not getting a wax bro. I just do the Venus extra Glide. This is not an AD and it's probably not extra glide, but it's a glide. Something that's Venus glade. Is that the one

with the song? I'm Venus and I am the desire with this shape? Coucci bitch. Razors are so expensive I had to go if you at least twenty dollars, don't put it in New York. No, it's too cold. It's too cold to be like walking over to get the cheap razors. That's why I I had to go to bodega, so, like, I have a Walgreens that's maybe like a seven minute walk with the bodega is a one minute walk. So I go in there. I was like, can I get a razor please? And he said it was and I

said stop. I literally said no. If he laughed like so, then don't mind. I said, come on, it was only one in there, Mandy bro you were wearing Botega's and a Rolex watch and you can't spend twenty dollars on a motherfucking razer. Wasn't a Botega, fucking it wasn't was It was probably Galette or Nus. It wasn't Valentino Venus. Okay, it was not. You have a hairy COUCHI well, I s did. I've never been sugared my friend sugar? Oh I did, sugar, And once I didn't like it, he

said you didn't. Yeah. I think he talked about what does it feel different on your puss? They basically put it on and then they have to roll it really fast to like get the hair off. It's like tearing your couchie hairs out. We fucking sugar. It's like it's a very deep exfoliation. The ladies shout out to Usha my brows on thirty third Street, if anyone saw me get my pussy waxed on sex cells, that was who

it was. She does sugaring. She does gold sials like she does a bunch of ship but the most popular is just like regular, what gold for? Sis? You hear all this ship that she's spending money on, but she stopped not one night and nine. You don't. Wolf Space is like, yeah, this this is how you how ridiculously you're not pushing the cheap luxury. Sorry, I hate that ship. I might be dead by the time this episode comes out. Yeah, you're not doing it play I will never never will

clearly because you won't pay twenty one night. That's how cheap I am. You know I bought a bottle after the live showing l A. She's also popping bottles. This is how the story goes. At the Continental Club, they bring the receipt and I said, what then is this? I thought the bottle was three and allars. Why is it three forty seven? Because it wasn't with gratuity and she was like, it's for the No, it was for the juices and water. I said, you need to take

it off. That's what you drank it. You should, but you drink it right, the juice with the goddamn bottle. You guys were just gonna hand me the bottle. And she's like, oh, well, we do cranberry and pineapple, but she wanted grapefruit. Bitch, I don't give a grapefruit is extra. So it was red bull So was the hand red Bulls extra? And that's exactly right. And someone else, one of my friends, I said, look and no, no, no, let's just do one. Top it off, top it off.

I drink no, no, but you asked for it, so you damn sure should have been the one to pay for I just let her know, like you need to take it off, and like she was kind of laughing, like it's funny. And I don't understand what I would have left it you too, And I'm like, no, I

tipped well, but I don't give regular money. Well, nigga, because I'm I'm for real, like I want to always make sure I take care of service people because like they deserve it because someone else, but all of them do somebody, but they're probably a piece of ship, which is why. And they're which is my way away. Fuck you, plus the assholes who don't be listening. When I talked about what happened um in a Ruba, I said we tipped tem percent and someone decided to say that's so

ghetto not to tip at all. Ten percent is not not tipping at all. My goodness, fucking gracious, I will tip low before I don't tip at all. But you're not getting plus like all, especially because I used to bartend so I I love someone goes out of their way and I really only get that service when I,

like go to Atlanta. Here, New York, y'all, y'all, good like day, New York y'are making this ship hard for me because like I want to, I want to tip you because I know, like this is a lot, but it's like they just don't give a funk no more. But just so y'all know, please listen to the words coming out of our motherfucking mouths. Don't be adding ship,

don't be ad living me. I just said, I have no problem tipping tippercent ten percent is a lot in another country, though in the other countries they get paid enough to where you're not supposed to tip, and I still tip when I go out of town, like I

still tip. I'm just saying, like some ten in another countries twenties, but it's because here, But it's because service industry here, they will be making two dollars and change about the only thing I will say, you have to know when you are going out, like I don't think like, oh, like this person is gonna be like deserving if this

isn't that because you should be adding it on. We know that when we're going out and having a service, especially in this pandemic, you should just automatically add if I'm spending, if I'm spending two one of dollars, I'm spending two forty, right, I already know that. That's what I'm saying, like the back of my hand. I think that because it's easy math. No, it's not not for everybody. But do you know how many times I go out?

Is why I don't do birthday dinner asnymore. Do you know how many times I go out with bitches and no one knows how to calculate that? No one includes the tip and what then if you're fortunate that and we're your portion of the bill is fifty dollars you're putting in sixty that's just what it is. Some fucker's don't know that. And then technically you really should be putting in like sixty four because there's tax. So no, people don't know what. You don't invite me to know.

Motherfucking catch steak. I love steak twelve hundred dollars. I just I just went to catch steak, like three. I went three times within one week. I went up and got wag Well no the first time, uh no, nigger. We had the wago and someone else paid for it, and it was delicious. But then I realized when I want to get it paid for myself, it wasn't this good. I realized that the wag bitch tastes so good with

someone else paid for it. But I went through this waggo stage because that was like I was like, okay, bro, you pay personal slice perce like per ounce, and we got a lot and it was a lot. It was a lot. But also they have this blue, this blue thin crudeo with truffle oil. Oh you want to if anyone wants to, I don't even know what um it's the best kind of like me you can get in the States, it's Japanese or whatever. When I now it refers to sometimes even the cut because they can't get

the cows from Japan. The long story short, do you really want a good, soft and cheap steak. You don't want to get hanger steak if you can't afford the filet. And you see hanger steak, Hanger steak is generally gonna be just as soft and just as tasty, like that's my little luxury is had because I love it had well, I'm gonna tell you all now, bitch, don't ever order the skirt because that should be rough and thin as fun. That ship is this rug, y'all see this rug. I

don't know if I'll be talking about my studio. No, I'm saying the girl steak is rough thin thing and the rug is sucking fluffy and verry sometimes there it is. I'm just saying it's giving skirt steak. All right, Let's get into the horrible decisions this week, which is the craziest only fan requests. So I got this compilation from some Twitter mentions. I saw some reddits and some really like funny stories about women that work for only fans and the ship that people have asked for so um

with only fans news. When it broke that they wouldn't do porn anymore. There was a woman who got on there that was a really popular porn star and she wanted to try to transition her fans early, so she started acting like a dog on only fans. I think we talked about this and it was making a hundred k. Now when that happened, she literally stopped making porn, started

making a hundred k being a dog. And then when it was brought back because like, we want to see your pussie again, she was like, no, they're fucking stocks plummeted. And it all started from a request she had years before, and she was finding like, all right, well fuck it, no more porn. I'm gonna act like a dog. This

one I thought was crazy too. A woman says a man requested her to record herself making brownies at her house, naked of course, but before she put them in the oven, he wanted her to shoot on them and send them to him. Not how much would you charge for that? So like she didn't bake him, and she just shed on them, ship on them and then bake him, baked the ship. Oh god, but what about her oven. I mean maybe it kills the bacteria or whatever. Because not,

but then you're even gonna smell like shit? What it? Yeah? What would you do that? How much would you charge for ship brownie? For someone to just eat it, for me to eat it, No, to just make it. Yeah, he put in some brownies. No, this guy wants her to make a video making brownies, but she shoot on them before they go on the oven. And it was just the video. The video. Now in cloud ship on the brownie, you send him the brownie. That's it. No video, Yeah,

because the video part. But it has to be your ship. But you also have to play shipping, which I'm for body ship in that fucking mean, he ain't gonna know the difference. It's gonna cash. It is different. Okay, how much would I charge to ship in a brownie? Bitch? Three? Geez, why do you be throwing out numbers because if mine is lower? Now you make me sound like a cheapo. And I don't like that ship. I need to gonna hold you to cast my white goose steak or something

like that, like I'll do it. Let me see, I don't stand honey or whatever I was gonna say and ain't nobody got to know seven honey. Yeah, that's like the cast some red bottoms. I'm cool with seven Honey, cool with seven Honey. Um if it's on video where possibly it could be leaked from the cloud and now it ends up on that fucking drive where everyone sees all the only Fans videos and now everyone can see

me ship on the d N podcast. I don't even say never once I'm a millionaire toilet once, I'm a millionaire, but jillionaire but gillionaire? Do you think I can funk if y'all see me ship? All y'all want the fucking ship. So there's a lot of millionaires it is, I'm telling you know, but we walk amongst them. I don't want no, I ain't gonna hold you. And okay, I'm gonna admit because I was curious with Soldier. Point was trending, right,

he's a millionaire. That nigger had ring tones before ring tones was a thing that Nick has the only fans down hold dick out curve and all that ship kind of swallowed too. I saw it, But you gotta look good. It's not that I don't think it's the money. At that point, I think you kind of like enjoyed that ship. Not bro, they got they gotta be doing it for money. Bro, he's doing it for money. But I'm just saying, like,

there's there's a different type of circumstance here. A lot of people do only fans, so they don't have a choice soldier. But I got a choice Nick, And you know he got a big as dick and he wanted to show off. Because I'm gonna tell you what happened after I saw that dick. I was like, eat corny but cheesy, But like, that's it, that's that big dig shit. He know he'd be looking us. We don't care because he got a big old dick. That dick is and

Dick is bing okay. Next one damn. A woman charged eight hundred and thirty two dollars for a custom video one hour longer. Eight hundred and thirty two? What what? What? Then? Do people be coming up with these numbers? I don't know.

It's the taxes, it's the wagon stake. One hour long involved doing a blog style of her shopping, buying the most dick shaped fruits she could find, watching them, and fucking herself with them with a condom on while also cooking and prepping food in an apron that said slept for cock. Then after I sucked myself with the vegetables, he requested I cut them up, cook and eat them. Honestly, it was actually really fun and I enjoyed doing it, so I ain't gonna hold you. There verified only fan girls.

I ain't gonna hold you. I would do that too, but my nigger, I I would. I would legit. First off, you put a cucumber in your pussy for free. I know it wasn't. I wasn't, it wasn't adolescent. No what Bro, you shared this already on the pod Bro, cucumber pussy, but you did it for free. I really think we ate it. I really think it ended up being a salad. I put it back because I see what I mean, and then you ate it was gone. Don't make this the clip sick. No, please make into this. I'm done.

I'm done. I'm done us. No, we're not done yet. Keep going so embarrassing. Okay, y'all see how she liked in the episodes. Y'all this heart this two weeks in. Okay, you're the one who put the cucumber yo pussy. Now I had a guy asked for panties that I pete, that had that had pete and shipped on them, and he wanted proof of me doing it. All was my first week, so it was like without boundaries at that point, and I did it, but when I received when he received them, he sent me a video putting them on

his face, and I definitely undercharged him. The next one, I was asked to dry hump Apello for ten minutes. Dog. I don't understand why you can't say this word, bro said, Look that edited to me at the same time. You heard it right, Pollo Palo. I don't know why she can't get his word right. Bro. She want to talk about me with Liberto and motherfucker Barett, But bitch, at least those are still words in some pretty crazy Pallo

is not a word. Let me see how my mom says it, bro, it is because maybe that's where I get him. How many times? Maybe it's my father. Are you gonna say, mom? How do you say palo? Like? What's it mom? What's that thing you sleep on? Yeah? Okay, okay, okay, damn should I say pello? I just tried to call my mom with COVID. She answer either okay, I'm recording the podcast, but we have a question. What is this? What? Okay,

let you sleep on. You like to have a lot of these, right, you'd like to have ten of them? You always called the hotel request for more. What are they called? She says it rightly. She at least says that everybody's laughing because I say pello. She says palo, Like what a look? Even your mama left? All right, bye, bro, reread it. It's okay, okay, say the P word. Uh funk I love it? Not not we the uh pushing bush? Sorry, sorry,

go ahead, go my bad. Okay I had I was asked to dry hump a p I l l W damn. I spelled it roll too. For ten minutes, my panties were still on, repeatedly saying the subs name and farting, and I can't fart on command, so I just blew raspberries on my arm and charged forty dollars for it. Oh that smart, that's oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like that's what she's saying, like any another very regular tipper to see the video because it sounded funny, and I got

another fifty dollars from it. But wait, how can you blowing your arm? My ship didn't work. We're now we clearly can't have it. All these fans, hey, we know we're asking why we don't have This is why we can't even blow parts out of our arms. If I ever made a only fans, I would want to do some ship like cooking, were like tannies or something that's no one wants to see. You make your fucking avocados toast. Bro I do come bound you now. I make storage. I make a lot of fish now, yeah, I mean

read me in a long time. Is that right? Huh? Pusketarian. Maybe Lambo, I've just been trying to lose weight. Lambo eat fried chicken, fried hard. Don't e first of all, that nigga got a vegan pizza when we were at Soho house the other day, and I said, excuse me, he's like ship tastes good as fuck vegan pizza li in l a. Okay, he's probably lost his edge. Honestly, that is disgusting. He lives in Beverly Hills like he's losing it, Like he's I'm telling you that there's moments

where he'll like talk about some of the ships. He'll be doing with his kids, and I'd be like, that sounds too reach. Where is the guy who left the gun under my bad? Anyway? A guy there? This was before only fans, but the guys offered me five hundred dollars to video myself fishing and then rubbing the fish on my body. I did not do it. Oh hell no that's not enough. Hell no, that's not enough. One

guy to catch. A guy contacted me because he wanted to pay eight hundred dollars a month for daily pooping videos, shooting on the floor, cleaning my hold you every day at eight seventeen, right after my coffee. I told you, Hey, nigga could be on a schedule with this ship outside of now when a moment period, I'll be having him period ships. But baby want to hear that. I'm sorry, but no, seriously, you can leave it there. You can leave it thanks yet um uh he can't follow up

like I can't just say that by myself please. I had a fan asked me to part in the bottle and send it to him. Okay, that was a girl who did um. I had a guy wanted me to make him foot bread, which means I have a piece of bread that I wear in my shoes until it's gross and sweaty, and then he wanted me to mail it to him so he could eat it. Oh god, man, I don't this's a lot of poopy ship. What did

I have to do? Oh? No, well, I was talking about last let me tell you real quick actually now that I'm thinking of the ship, so y'all, no, no, I watched my point on Twitter now right, So I end up. I don't know how. I don't know how I got there. Maybe because I'll be clicking with niggas looking good. I end up. Then I go because you know they'd be tagging each other when they'd be fucking each other. Clearly, I watched all gay ship. I ended

up on a page. We're literally I'm in my house alone and I'm like, I like, I yell at my own phone. He's shitty on a counter, on a leg just and literally then you just see the dukie coming out of his buoda hole, like, and I said, how did I end up here? His whole his whole page was just dukie coming out. It was like, why are you calling it, dude? Because it was that nasty. It wasn't like you know who you're thinking like, bro, dukie

is when it's like fuck shit poopoo. It was dukie buy bro, and it was like just come like made his buda hole open up, and it was looked up anal gaping or something. I wasn't. I didn't look up anything. I was just clicking on people's ship. It was that ship was duke in coming out of God damn that that's so kingleberries when they kind of hang a little. It came all the way when you've hacked that guy. Yes, did you see any ship on your dicks? Um? Yep?

At one point? That's fair? Was it like stinking know what's crazy? Is right? It didn't think that's good? Like so not all ships laughing? Right? I mean, here's the thing. Can you imagine working here? Bro? Here's the thing, right, if you let somebody go in your ship at hole, what it was okay? If you even I ain't even gonna hold you when when I have even a finger, I just am already expecting to get up and see

some stains on the sheets. But to me, when you get into that whole, you don't know if it's fully clean, fully night sometimes but clean, full clean, you just don't know, can I get amen for the fully clean? But you don't know when it's fully clean, bro Like I only know it like like you know, like when you take a ship. Sometimes you wipe and there's nothing there and it's like, bit y'all know, I just ship and it comes out so crystal clear iar you know, no I do,

But that's no first off. Sometimes that does. Actually it's called buddh whites. I got buddahole whites right on the back. Motherfuck. I think dude, maybe the dude whites might everybody, but they're the budohole whites, so they're right behind my thing. But when you ship every time, not every time, doesn't leave a skin, like, doesn't leave a trail like sometimes it just comes out of your whole so solid that there's no I swear to God, I don't be had

even a shifted Buddha every time my ship. But okay, dude wipes are good. But I'll tell you this, you can get um. What was I gonna say, the Ross ship? Because I'm a T J. Mans girl. Like I said last podcast, I love me some cheap writing man's cheap wipes. I mean, I love Marshalls just for the candles and you can get you Max Marshals Ross. You can be like thirty dollar games, give it to me for the seven ot night three weeks, or you just makeup wipes

so they'd be cheap and just use it on your ass. Actually, I'm not putting makeup wipes on my ass. Bro. See now you're taking it too part. I don't want any type of target, gots or paraffins or whatever is the target. Got the one called good wipes, good one. That's what I had. Wife's good, that's what I have. I get this Mamazon. I'm tell you right now. I get to my house and it's after the club, and I don't have time for a whole bath. It's gonna smell like good. Whoops. Okay,

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into our Patreon again. We're leaving you with a five minute bonus clip as patreon dot com back slash Horrible Decisions. Thank you for tuning in to yet another episode of horbor Decisions by its bonus bitches. Welcome to another bonus episode of Horrid Blade Decisions. I am joined today with someone that you guys may be very familiar with. She is one half of the Cocktails Dirties Discussions podcast Medina Monro.

That was such a great intro. Hello, everybody. I know you've been waiting for me to come back and here I am. No. I don't think they've been waiting. I don't think they've been waiting. I said, are you getting cute? You said no, and bit you look cute, bitch. This is just my hair is being molded so I can like have my pixie. I have no makeup on. Bitch, I am not cute. No one told you to come in with a whole I don't even know what I was channeling my innert. Ain't Jemima happy black? You know,

because it's Black History Month. I didn't want to say it. Be careful. You can't say it as a white woman should to me. I have not happy Black History months. Everybody. Um, I hope that you all enjoyed your Valentine's Day with your nigga or your sign nigga, or your sugar daddy or just the nigga. You fucking what up? Book? Um? To start this episode, though off, we're gonna get into some ice breakers that Medina has ill. So what's the

first one. Let's let's get into one. Oh, this is so perfect for you because you're gonna have such a crazy answer. What's wrong? With having sex on the first day. What's wrong with it? What are the wrong things about having sex? That's the wrong thing. I'm the wrong person to ask that, because all the niggas that I've actually ended up being with long term or have even got connectional bonds to which we poked the first night. But

would you find anything any wrong things that happened with that? Um? You know you know which We both have these sexually liberated podcasts. So it's one of those two where we're all adults now, you know what I mean. So I think the it when you were in your teens, in your twenties, the idea of having sex on the first night, you know, it was a bad thing. But I think we're adults now, and I think even men know that women like to fun just as fucking much as they do.

And if you turned me on and we vibe it to me, I think if I want to suck you on the first night, that's that's a good thing because that means I'm really into you. Is your phone ringing? Oh? No? It was like, what is going I hear that? Yeah? That was that? No, that was my nigga, y'all know, he got the little special vibrating ring my bad and it was right here about I'm like, I was like, whis why are you looking like that? My bad job? It was my nigga calling me nasty. Um I had something.

I mean, what what would your answer be to that? Though? Like we are grown, we are, we are in sex should be we just have the sex and everything can just carry on how it would go if we didn't have sex, right. But one thing that I'm learning is and I've had relationships that started with we we fucked on the first date, but that's not the norm. And I feel like there's a dynamic switch up when you have sex with the man to quit, even not even too quick, just when you give up, when you have some,

when you give up them draws. There's this switch that I really don't like. And I try to hold on, try to hold onto it as long as I can. It's almost like before you have sex, they're so interested, they're courting there because they're lying. Once they get the pussy, lot of baby with me, Bro, you gotta deal with You gotta deal with a man who actually is not pressed on the pussy. That's the thing I feel like, even if they're not pressed on the pussy. There's still

a power change, don't lie. Don't they know because you don't know that they press on the pussy, but they're only showing up as their representative to get the pussy. And so once they have the pussy, if you see a man's which is up in his behavior or even in his courtsmanship, or how he's showing up to you, even on the telephone through text messages, that's because he got what he wanted. He's not a girl man. He

probably wasn't even looking for a relationship. He probably was only looking for the pussy, and because you gave it to him. So there is that scenario. But then there's also just like men want pussy, not that they just want your pussy, but they do want but they're always motivated by that, whether they just want to funk or they still want to be with you. There is a slight change, and I don't like to change. I try to hold onto it as long as I can, but

it really don't be that long. Um Okay, the next one you catch your friends partner cheating on them in public, would you tell your friend that their partner is cheating? So I wouldn't say yo, nigga is cheating. I would say I saw your nigga out with this person. Here's the picture. Do you know who this woman as