Ep 253: A Pegging Gangbang Love Story

her boss. But it doesn't matter who tell who's the biggest horse? Who was the biggest swing? Bro? Oh yeah, yeah, I'm nastier, but you the hope. Anyways, guys, welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions. I am the Lord of the Horse. My name is Mandy b a k a k A Peg, the Stallion and baby I gotta beg story for you for the twenties one two and go ahead and introduced herself sad because I'm easy and I just had a regular sex story. Wasn't even like, I mean,

plan B is with the where you got a new one? Yeah? But where you had to give the guy his friends bring up old ship bro. That was two weeks ago. I mean, im, y'all listen to this. If I don't have my period, I'm gonna be so mad. We're gonna have the first week off. But are we gonna name it? You? Now? You know she's sucking that thing right out. She ain't gonna keep that baby. She don't even like the nigga for real, for real. Let me tell you something that's

not the real. How you like him? But would you co create? Like coke? Coke? Co create? Areate and I wouldn't co create? Create, co create, pro create, God create. The reason why you won't have a baby with this motherfucker is already has four However, he's a baby baker. How many baby mamas? That's the true testament. It isn't three, it's four. He got four baby mamas, four kids. Wow, you know what? They're none of my black business at all. I look at the pictures I talked about cute there,

because that is what I believe. They and the gods children their heads. They're God. But I will tell you this, I'm gonna be so mad if I had to get an abortion, because I really need to get this light of okay, And that's just it's so crazy because like now they're like we're like getting up in age, like all my friends like are already declaring that they're too old for abortions, Like that's not true. Well no, no, no, no no, no no. I'm saying we could get abortions forever,

but they just believe they should. I don't want to get abortions now because I don't reach the age where I'm too goddamn growing to be getting abortion. I'm not gonna need to get an abortion because I'm not pregnant. That's just the fact I'll look at you manifesting I'm manifested a lot into my life. Manifest is a baby in that beach. If we don't get the light story, you know, dude, Seriously, though, I have not had a

plane being here, Like I'm not even dragging it. I've never taken a Plan B with I think, oh Bay maybe maybe once and three and a half years. Like, I don't be sucking up like this. This is why they just don't give a fuck. It's a problem. But speaking of not giving a funk, he did come to New York for a day. Um, I don't know what kind of drug deal you have to do for a day. Anyway, he came for a day and we had a great time. You stayed a really nice hotel, which I enjoyed. And

then let me just tell you, I know ghetto. Even though you hate this word, Jesus, I do hate the work. Get him. Here's why I felt spoiled. We get to the hotel after like, you know, having a nice night together, and um he was like. I was like, damn, I'm hungry. He was like, we get back. You can order whatever. You won't pay me. I was like, for really, like everything you won't But I opened the video. I was like, damn this ship like forty dollars. Was like I don't

give a fun get too. I was like did you do that? And Lucy and by yourself girls all don't way. We talked about that one the real ship. We start sucking before the room service comes and then you're like hello, and it was the same rage. So they were fucking, you know, super like you know they got there. They're like the white it was bad, the white glove service. That's what I meant to say. So he opened the door with barely a rob on and the ladies like,

let me know if you need anything else. You guys good. It's five in the fucking morning, Mandy, and would you like anything else? I'm sitting there with my pussy out, like no, we're good. So then we get back to fucking. She willed the food inside shell. She definitely saw it. She saw your plus yeah, you didn't come your pussy, bro. I didn't know that she's gonna wheel it all the way in. They always will. There was a small foy. I thought that he would tell her to stop. Oh

my god, what bro? But so noch hoh ship you she saw yo, plussy. Now all I'm getting fun to be clear, When I was on the bed, it's not I can't even see the door. There's like a turn. So I thought he'd be like, just put it right there. He did not, So then I'm like, because I'll be like me, you know what I'm saying. I feel like I would get the dick when I get back to the l A anyway, So I'm like, should we eat?

He went to me like, bitch, should we? So we start sucking right, and I was like, I really meant I wanted to do missionary because I'd be riding dick a lot with him, and it's like getting annoying for me. It's like my legs, dude, I get tired. So anyway, last what happened is everyone's gonna keep bringing this up. That was weeks ago that he shot up the We are tired. This is planning. I mean no, this is

technically planned. C anyway, so damn not playing cit because it was after the plan B. So anyway, then we fucking oh no, no, I wanted to do missionary, right, so I said instead of because I'll on top, I was like, well, I want to watch you fuck me. That's what I said, Right, I'm good what this nick it does. Because I thought that meant he would get on top of me so I could look at him. No, he throws all the fucking ship he brought for the day off the couch, puts the mirror in front of me.

This it's his heads down so I can get on his dick. I want to watch you fuck me. I am exhausted. I've had a plan b niggas, No, you'd be crapping after that ship. I'm tired. Anyway. This is the one thing I will say about the mirror sex I really, really, really felt so conceited because I Loki got off to thinking I was better looking than him sucking me, Like, I feel like I take it really well and I don't like taking it. I really did. I was looking let you go, bitch, you go. I'm

proud of you, that's what while you were sucking. Yeah, Like he probably thought I was looking at him, but I wasn't. I was in a mirror life by money was spit. It's giving, ain't no baby in it, but it was funny. Really keep manifesting that, and I'm really hoping that I manifesting ain't no baby and the mother. I mean, but you took the plan. But here's the only it should because like all night right, like I

don't know. He told me that he had some kind of uh some like whatever like poppers, not a gas station phill, but it was like some kind of drink, right, and he was like the pain horse power is that the one camera guys came ship That's the only one that I know that you drink. You drink? That was it. It came in a little plastic like shot cup. What what does it? What does the pink corse? That was it?

But it was a drenk. I'm gonna tell you what I think it was, because he was hanging with rappers that day and he was like, I got this with my niggas and I was like, maybe, okay, maybe, So what does that mean for us? And he was like, what it means for your pussies? We ain't gonna stop. Then Nicka gave me night. Didn't look like this, Oh see, No, that you would have known. Oh was it just black? Was it black? I just it was like a clear cup with a top on it. Yeah. So so there's

this thing that niggas get from the juice bar. That was it? Yes, the ship for the juice bar, the black the juice. Okay, so there's a juice. So I don't know what the drink is called. But in New York when I used to seven, he's like, drink it. But it's like this healthy, rudy fucking drink spirit but it like no, like gets you drunk though kind of, but it's healthy and it like makes niggas dicks rock hard, and like Nigga's be drinking that ship like well, I

barely got to sleep. I was fucking exhausted. I had to of course, it could be healthy out here in New York. I was tired, so then I thought we were gonna get to go to sleep, and then he was like, you do want to go to sleep, baby? Yes, I do, nig because I had Now I'm sheets over me. I literally put his boxers on to keep my pussy safe.

Then suddenly I wake up boom, feel a little bit dick, and I was like, oh God, please please, I'm coming quick, please, And the only thing that is good about that ship he came so much like but really quickly, like if I sucked his dick. It was like super quick and he even noticed it, and I guess it was the juice ship. So that kind of helped because I was able to, like, you know, when you have to get up to Pete, that was like my job for the night.

I'd have to suck some dick until he came. And then I was like, well, I get to go back to sleep for another ninety minutes. But it was what you sleep between routes. I was tired, Manny, but he couldn't keeping stop sucking. So did you feel it that I ain't gonna hold you? I am fucking no, bro, No, what's crazy? Is I? Just had sex, and I've been like using a lot of like toys during sex. And I was like, can we just have a great giler sex? He was like, oh, you want to bring the vanilla

ice cream? Like make it funs like make it seems like I'm being hell of vanilla because I don't want to use toys. But I'm like, bro, we use Kings dildo, we use another dial dough and always used because it's huge. Just sound like I feel like Kings there be getting used. I don't like I didn't use king to fuck some bitches. I'll put a condom on it, of course, but but

you go wrong, nice, you're done, you finish here anyway. Anyways, I say that to say, first off, I don't be going to sleep, and I was like, well, like I want dick so much, that's why the toys are being implemented. Because He's like, sometimes I feel like we might need to add a body to these toys because you want

so much. That's gonna be I'd be tired, and I'd be like, I mean, I do want some more dick, but right now I'm also cool with like just the toys to see I come a lot during sex, like I come easy quick and eyes be water, and I'll be taking all this. That's why I can take. I'm trying to take all these herbs to come up with my own little product. So bitch, i'd be like, and bitch, we beyond shrooms. I have the Galaxy lights going, I'd be fucking fucking I'll just be fucking. Oh, the Galaxy

lights do it all we've been having. Hey, I need you next time you'll say Regions at the four Seasons whatever motherfucker hotel. You need to just start carrying Galaxy lights with you, ladies, if you're listening, fellas, plugging that god damned Galaxy light. Bro, it makes sex so much better. Like brow God, I looked up at the ceiling and saw, like the Simpsons one time, the Galaxy lights are the guy I don't want to see the Simpsons. Know, well, maybe that was the shrooms, but it like makes you

come harder. So the Galaxy light, I mean I've had sex on shrooms, yeah, but I'm talking about sex with Galaxy lights. So the Galaxy lights, I mean, keep the shroom, sou do you want to go out of space? Typing Amazon dot com literally Galaxy on just Galaxy Lights. That's it just Galaxy Lights, No, because I don't even know the brand. And I have actually three different guys, just like the rod Bit you go to Ali Baba, Rose, I have the al I got the Almazon Galaxy Lights.

You got to Ali Baba. And you know why my ship. You know why I know my Galaxy likes aint Ali Baba because they came the next day. You waited Alibaba thirteen days for your roles, didn't you that? My mama's curiously if you know what it has expected day January to February nine. God damn, that's that's that ship coming from China. All right, mad oh speaking to China nig I'm back on watching Naughty Defiance if anybody would like to do a fucking Patreon cinema with me. They got

this Chinese nigga sucking this big white girl. She's like maybe three fifty, right, and he's like always like talking about how he worships her body. But then his friends is like, what you're gonna when you get there with their big beach And then you know Chinese people, they like super healthy with the herbs and ship like he was going to a nutritionist. They were like no, no go back with all this ship and he sho'd be dressing up in like the anime stuff. Bro it's weird.

Then they got a little person from Russia who's look at you being so pecuh, dowarf is allowed, dwarf is allowed. It just feels what I mean, m yeah, fidget a word. But okay, let's call him a dwarf, which to me is no different than calling him motherfucker a smurf. That's like, why are you calling someone a brow? That? What dowarfs sound like? It's from sucking the Disney channel? That to me sounds more like a disc than the idget word. Like, no, okay,

y'all both, I'm serious. Does dwarf don't make you think of fucking sleeping beauty and shitty? Edit this out? Why this is my thought process? Understandably because dorf are not that shared with the other two voice. Honestly, I knew I shouldn't have brought it up. Why did you bring it up? Because they go, you know, that's a sensitive topic here because technically I'm only two inches away. I got about it. Do you want to have a little

person on the shell though? Yeah, but we almost did, and it was late, and I'm gonna tell you right now, and you can be a little person in a bitch. At the same time, she was a big She would get her makeup done like nigga, this is our show. We adn't even got our makeup done. Were you wet? I'm just mad. The manager called, like, um, so she's still at the hotel. Oh, we was like, well, canceled, we won't be recording with her today. I was so

fucking man, wait, wait, so what happened? Then? Fiance with the dwarf. Oh, he gets his mother's sucking, asked to Istumbul to meet her because she's from Russia. So they meet up in Istumbul. It's Sumbul's Turkey. Yeah, but they just decided to meet up there. You know, I was gonna let y'all know I knew some geography. Man. Many sounded like me like I just got back from Paris,

so anyway, and ecuse saying what? So he just said tem basically saying he didn't realize you're gonna be that small, but you know I was three feet like you've got some goddamn nerve to bring your ass over here, and saying, well, I know he's gonna be that little. I mean not gonna hold you. I can't really tell you what three ft look like like if you just tell me you a little personal because she's in a wheelchair, that's how

small she is. Wait forever, I mean it. I think the weight, like sometimes some little people like the weight of their body. It's like a lot for their legs to support. I ain't gonna hold you. I was watching some show and I don't oh bitch the Circle and they had a little person. Oh yeah, but her pictures she looked like a regular sized person, so maybe that's what happened. No, no, no, no, no, no, it wasn't like and by the way, this girl does too, like

you can't the Indian girl from the Circle? You know what I'm talking about. Yes, but also and this girl is super hot. Before then, I did not even front and she's really pretty. She would you have titties? Would I was thinking about it when I was watching show. I was like, what do I have sex with a little person? Is there pussy like a little too or is it like think have a little person on the show. I'm not gonna ask the little person if they pussy the same size as mine. I would probably, yeah, we

can do that. Were we gonna haven't want to ask about their weather. We have someone coming on tomorrow who lost their arm. Mandy, Oh, a lesbian who's got like a bionic arm. With the bionic arm, that's what I want to hold you. I love him. Robot, the robot. I don't know she's whatever, but I wrote her back and I was like, hey, just to let you know, I do want to talk about the arm. She was like, oh got you Like, yeah, oh okay, I didn't do anything because that's the right, Like what did you talk?

He said that there and then that we should But she's like, I think she is like a sex educated too. Like she's like, she was like excited. That's so let's get into I didn't want to add no, you said, you don't think I like this nig You don't. But there's a thing that's letting me think that I am. And I wonder if anybody else goes through this, Maybe not Mandy because she doesn't have feelings out. I have been at this moment a plenty of times with niggas.

But what's happening to me is I find myself wanting to know what he ate for the day, how he slept, what he's doing. And this is the worst part to get to when you're getting good sex. I hate this phase of good Dick. I want this to go away. I had to literally throw my phone the other day. If he hard eyes a story from me, I'm like

all over the ship. And now I don't know what to do, and I feel like I have to fund someone else just so that I won't be attached to this dick, because the other day I was like, how are the kids? I don't care, I mean, how are the kids? But now I'm asking because suddenly I need to know the dick is that now I care about them? For goddamn kids. Damn, do you know how bad this isn't being really bad? It could be worse. No, I can't. I mean it could be. I had a crush on

the nigga with nine kids at one time. That was crazy. I saw much the nigga that I sucked me his baby mama, he had nine kids. Damn, you know that dick was good If you're fucking get nine kids and then be like, sure, if I one of your baby mamas into the bed with us, and I how many baby longs? He got seven, so uh, it's nine kids. One of the baby Mama's got four. I think it's like I think he got five baby Mama's nine kids. Let me tell you tell you a text message I got.

This is a good dick text message. My long girl sent me this text message at three am. I can never not have this dick. Weezy, this nigga fox me. Oh my god. So square was so nasty. He had to run to get water. And after we had sex, he said he's smelled like pussy and laughed in a way they made me want to give him more. I can't believe I let him come to me. Put me back, Wheezy, Seriously, I need you to just slap me. I'm strong, It's

so bad. Please help me. Do you know how good you gotta get to send that text message to your on girls? Why are you in bed with a nigga? That's the type of dick I'm scared of. I would be too, and the one I wanted at the same time. Anyways, let's instead of vanilla ship for this week, UM this one. I want to know what you would do, especially since we were talking about abortiontions. Um a woman. If you

guys don't remember. I just got back from Paris. Web but a woman gives up her baby and sues her donor for two point eight million dollars after alleging that he lied about his ethnicity, his educational background, and relationship status. Let's get into it, guys. So Newsweek reports to the thirty year old woman from Tokyo made a shocking decision about her child due to allegations she made about her

sperm donor. In a lawsuit that is the first for Japan, the woman is suing her sperm donor for two point eight million dollars because she says that he lied to her about his marital status, ethnicity, and educational background, which calls her to give the baby up upon allegedly discovering the information. Apparently, the unidentified woman and her husband wanted a second child and opted to use the sperm donor

after discovering that the husband had an hereditary condition. The woman then found a donor in his twenties through social media who boasted about graduating from one of the top universities in Japan, claiming he was Japanese and that he was single. But like, what if you gave the baby? Because the buck and daddy just had a dep g D. Like that's kind of wild, I mean, but to me so no, when even when I was looking when a

bitch was broke, I was trying to sell these eggs. Honey, you had to be a certain height, a certain weight, and you also, like they asked if you smoked, if you drink liquor, and they very much care about your educational like because it has something to do with maybe

genetic dude. One of the things that I had to study for my job, um, was an audible podcast called Donor sevente or some ship with a guy that had fifty one children, and he lied about the educational background and things that he's been through whatever, and like all these kids started to connect the dots that some of them all had schizophrenia, like bros crazy, I believe. But that's what I'm saying. The only thing I do think, Um,

educational background. I don't really know. Marital status, I don't know, but let's say I was a lesbian, okay, and my partner and I'm just thinking of the L word here. Um on the L Word first season, white woman and a black woman having a baby. Um, the white woman was going to carry the baby. Her wife wanted a black sperm donor. Now, if I thought we were gonna have a baby that could look like us, and we got this white baby that came out because you lied

about your ethnicity, I'm gonna be mad. Well, but it's the well. I'm not gonna say what. I'm just not gonna do. I'm not gonna say it. I didn't say it, you said it. I don't like I didn't say it because if I know, because no black and white to me is different. But for example, if I'm Dominican and then you give me a Colombian baby, I'll be like, we're gonna look there, No Dominicans are darker. I guess the darker, right you stock Look, That's why I just let you get done this. When I went to I

was like, these Colombia niggas got dread. Take it back. I went to and I went to Paris Um. The woman and the unnamed donor did reportedly have sexual intercourse ten times so that she couldn't conceive, so they weren't sucking so bit What did he look like? Japanese? Apparently not? She said that's what she found out. The donors true ethnicity was actually Chinese. He was married and did not graduate from Kyoto University. Is God damn it, how y'all

know you've never been Kyoto? Kyoto, Kyoto? Actually Kyoto is where like I saw all the damn hands Okay Kyoto. Unfortunately, by the time she found this out, it was too late for her to get an abortion abortion. But after she gave birth, she decided to give the baby up um where it now remains in Tokyo childcare facility. Damn is that not crazy? She said, Baby, I ain't gonna hand no Chinese baby with no not education if I can hold a baby for nine months and then give

it up. But I guess the whole right, But you only baby before you had to stop. If I'm pregnant, I'm not gonna go on this podcast until you're gonna share your abortion story. You gotta. I want to know what if abortions are different than when we were teenagers. You gotta let me know the upgrading technology. That's a fit. No, seriously, abortion has got to be different now than when I was sixteen. Bro. No, no, yes, okay, I'm gonna till y'all're talking about it today, right, because this is how

nerve wracked. I was about the fucking plan B again. I haven't taken it in so long. I was talking about my whole girl shouting. I'm like, bitch, I better not have to have an abortion bit. And then he's laughing. He's like, oh straight, Texas so weird. And we were in a group chat all about this and he was so I was like, Yo, maybe I'll just take the pill thing. Okay, here's my problem with the peel. It's like you're having an abortion into the toilet. It's a miscarriage.

But if I catch it early, maybe it'll just be like a heavy Are you literally gonna catch it? If you go just take the pip? I feel like God is gonna strike me down. I could be like they're talking about she's been trying to be funny, like we're gonna make pep dog. I'm scared about what. You know, what's funny? You should have been scared when you I didn't even tell Rihanda. Rianda and I hung out for three hours yesterday. We got our nails and a ship like,

this's just like what she been up to. I was like, I can't tell this music. I was like nothing, I say nothing we talked about we talked about the dog, we talked about trap well, I said nothing. I could not for a moment look this bitch in the face. Brianna's pro choice, like she's not like you know that that bible of a thumper whatever. But I just I'm so ashamed. I'm too old for this ship you are. I think it's the whole. It's what's getting your thirties ladies.

Abortion has gotta be last resort. First resort should be condoms. But you know, I get it you didn't have one. I don't know. I just I should I should have been prepared. You should you should have like I cared about it, though, what's the caring him in my purse? Which I'll be so prepared. I also bring loo. It was at my house. The only thing I don't come prepare with is like if it's like a kinky, kicky, motherfucking night. But I ain't gonna hold you baby. Were

pulled them up to the sex shot. If I'm not fully prepared, that's what That's what. That's what just happened. I'll tell you all about your thing. There's no about Davis in l a bro h Hollywood husper by the way, because that's where I went late and I Hollywood Hustler is open. It's on Holly Hollywood some one of them things. No, I have a Hustler store about you. But at that point is Hustler be open, So you're not gonna see

here make them excuses. When I decided to go to l A and I was gonna be a prepared asshole, I got the lou scrap. I didn't even I didn't know where this was going. I thought I was just gonna suck this herd ass nick again. But then I wasn't sure because we're going out there you and I was like, I'm gonna get him because we're not gonna again. There's no way, but we did. Here. You are in front of the mirror, right got trying to be funny.

He's like you thought them four Baby Mama was funny except for Mambo number five rap rap Bro not you being Summer Walker. Oh that's his fifth baby. She's the fourth baby Mama. She made a whole song about being the fourth baby Mama. Okay, well, I ain't gonna be no Summer Walker baby Mama, Beach. I'm gonna it's gonna be the different because you know you're gonna give the baby food. That's what's gonna make you different. She's nuts and I actually like her, literally like she washing her

baby nuts. That was it's nuts and honey and ship like. And remember I mean, and don't get me wrong, I don't want to judge how people take care of their kids. But when I was reading some of the comments about like sugar intake and how you can fuck babies up, I was like, damn, girl, you put there's internet all of it. Um be a how we tap on your group chain when I say problematic things, I stayed in the group chat or you say it on this pot because you said all lot of problem about it, sheep, baby,

And I just let you. I just let you so, I just let you talk. I love it. I let you get it off because baby maybe coming to me like I'll be saying something. That's why I just said, I don't know like where my life or these jobs will take me. But I tell you right now, if I get called out, I'm gonna be like, first of all, it's freedom of speech. I'm getting full Republican on these niggas. Don't you just tell me? On a talk podcast the podcast be crazy, like I could be saying wild Ship.

If Andrew Schultz hasn't been canceled, then I'll be okay. Yeah, to be fair though a white man. No, no no, no. We had a conversation about this yesterday. He literally said to me, I can't get canceled because that's my brand. He's like, but you could because you could because you're a feminist. Everything everything gets jokes in world. Well, you know what I decided. And I told Wolf this before

because I was telling my mom. My. Mom said, you know, I really love everything you're doing, but I just can't listen because you you do a lot, and I just can't listen. I don't want to hear the things that you do. I can't believe you, I said, Mom. I said, we're come medians, and so that's all you gotta say, fall on the on the sword that we comedians, because that's all comedians do. Would say, bitch, I'm a comedian, so I can say what I want to say. It's joke.

It's that time. I don't really mean this, it's just last it's just it's jokes. It's sad shire. It's my job is sad time. It is so the Horde derv for this week. Actually, I want to implore all of you bitches with sex toys to charge them, because that's literally, that's literally for the week because guess what, Because guess what. When I get into this story about how I gang bang pegged the nigga my home girl, none of her toys were charged and we just started. None of them,

not one, and she had about twenty. Not one was charged, not one on your home girl had a whole lot of toys, which all my friends be like horse, I mean, I don't call them that they are liberated women. I've only used one sex toy in the in the room, in the bedroom in my life, and that's the Rose. Now with the Rose, it has like the stupid as fucking magnetic chargers ship so so does hold On. It's like the Apple watched. It's also it's the Alibaba version had.

It's also like the Womanizer charger, which is why my womanizer has not been charged. Why you can't do usc, said the league. Please give me an Android charger for my motherfucker uses the same charger as my vibrator. And this is just so why can't be something first? It's just so convenient. Oh yeah, I don't use vibrators often, but when I do, got a charger. Well let's get into the team. Let's stop making the three prongs. Let me tell you all how this motherfucker's story went down. Okay,

so I'm out of town. This is when I still am maybe single or whatever. So I was like that, I'm going to l a the nigga. If you said this is when I was single. Uh huh, I am still But when I was single, single single like a dollar bill, like a like a motherfucking dollar bill. Yeah, normally they come down. How don't you plan this with the guy before? So mind you. I thought I was blocked, but out of nowhere, we just started talking again on Snapchat.

Why would you blocked you? Because we're blocking each other whenever we get into an argument, it's just like, well, nigga, I don't need you in my life. So I still have him blocked. But I guess he unblocked me. But no, didn't notice I blocked him. Just because you're telling this person is blocked. I thought I knew who it was. No, it's the person. So I ended up pegging the nigga that if you guys go back to the wildest sex story of my life when I went to the sex

club and pegged Nigga that night. It's that guy the Big Shower eight people. Yes. Yes, So I was like, well, I have already packed him. My partner that I was with for the last year and a half did not let me peg. It's not like I pegged in the sex club. So I had an itch that needed to be scraped. So we was motherfucking on Snapchat or whatever, and I was like, well, I'm coming out of l A for my live show, you know, a bitch on tour or whatever. I was really making it seem like

I'm doing that ship. So anyway though, so we was talking on Snapchat, so we were already like setting it up. We were setting it up. Why do you keep saying, Snapchat? Is that the basketball player thing? Like what he is an athlete thing? To sue snap, I mean, is it's not an athlete thing? Actually, And I'm telling you guys all the T signal is that girl now. But that's also where the drug dealers are. See where the drug dealers, rappers and athletes lives. Okay, I'm not saying I talked

to Lamb on there, but I heard it sound. I was like, what is that? It's signal? So signal is really that girl? Because actually it also changes your number encryption and there's nothing that's saved. So after like a couple of weeks or months, your whole infrastructure gets changed and they can't save anything anyway, though, So we were talking on snapchat. So I go to l A and I was out there for like a week, you know, because I was recording. Uh see, the thing is out there,

and so we were texting it. He knew I was there, and then I just had this brilliant idea. I said, you want to get gang bang? Like, can me and my friends peg you? So bitch, I just started hitting up all my friends in l A, like you want a pegg and niggle with me? You want a pegg and niggle with me? He's ready, he wants to take to peg. You said, what you want a peg a nigga with me? Huh? Anyway? Do what? What? What? But this is me? This is me. There's no surprise when

it's coming from me. So that was like, really he wants that? What he looked like? So I send a little picture and I had to tell him I screenshot in the picture that he said on snapchat because he just looks so freaking good. So I send that picture to my friends and did he care what your friends look like? So I put them in the group chat? No? No,

But did he have a he wanted? Well, there were pictures that were sent of a few bitches because I was just like, because if you're bant over, but he no, no, no, he was willing to take whoever wanted to come. And I was really trying to make it a whole whole thing, right. So anyways, the night that we were supposed to do it, something came up with the one girl, so she was like, girl, I can't make it. So I was just like, didn't

you say one of them had kids? And then well no, no, no, no, Like so I got three that was down to do it. One couldn't do it because there was a mutual friend and like with the mix, she was like, no, I can't do it, bro, I know I know one of his friends. We can't do it. Like, no, I'm not

gonna go in there and do that. The other girl was like, yeah, I'll do it, and then the other girl was like, if I can get away from home, I'll do it because she also has kids and was babysitting, so I was like, okay, So anyways, the first night, nobody could join, and I was like, man, I got my fucking live show tomorrow. I know I'm probably not gonna want to suck you after the live show. So because Mitch, I'll be tired, and I knew all of my friends I was gonna be with because I don't

never go to l a I party. I told you, I went to like three places that I didn't get that night. I was tired, Well so did I. We're gonna get there. So anyways, No, I sucked him the night before the live show. Okay, we went to a hustler. I let him pick out a fucking dildo. I said, who pick one out? This could be your size. I had to get a harness because I clearly didn't bring a harness with me because I wasn't really prepared all

the way. But also he shy when he went into hustler. No, because we went to the sex storey together here in New York, so we was like, this isn't my first he went in together. I let him pick a toy and then I was mad that I let him picked it because he made me a little dig bitch and I wanted to have a big old dick, but he picked a little schmidy man. You're making me a little little as dick bitch. But okay, what vers go for?

So let me tell you real quick. We ended up spending she said, we well because I kept the harness and I kept the loop like and I kept the wash. He kept everything that went inside it. No, I kept. I bought my own harness like I was gonna feel bad if I pegged the nigga with a harness that another nigg which is why he kept the toys like. He kept the toys that went inside of him, and

I kept the wash, the lube, and the harness. It if I went to a guy's house that didn't tell me he was into pagan and I found those, and it's very obvious because you'll see that the deldo at the end of it, I'd feel like, is it that you feel like I wouldn't be a big dick enough bitch? Like what is let's even talk about it? Because when I got to his house, he already had a dildo there that was bigger than the one we bought, I said, so nigga. I ended up actually sucking him with two

different dicks that night. So I opened him up because I was like, well, let's just let me make sure I'm still interested in you. Did you open the box or open him? I opened him up a whole while? And how is that actually? Hold on? I have a video of it too, of him writing my dick. So I was sitting like this. I was sitting like this, and he was bossing up and down on my dick. Um does he hold his dick? Because I'd be watching

my friends video is when they dudes. But you you're not gonna be able to see it because I was behind him. Um, let me see if I can. At least I am. I'm still gonna play the sound for you because I don't never really get to do this. This is a fair warning. Friend. Well, I'm gonna show it to I mean, if she wants to see it, or do you want to see it? What fun I want? I don't. Okay, look kind of tight. I don't know why I don't be playing You got nice? Your stories

might be full? Oh well this one plays. Look I just got lazy. That kind of looks hard. Oh it's a small dick. Yeah, that was a small one. Look taking it. I was showing that dick all of taking a dick that Sam. I don't know why this one doesn't play anymore, because look, damn, can I re save it and maybe it'll text it to yourself? I'm tex now, I ain't gonna hold you anyways, anyways, that I'm sure, what do you? So? Anyway? In process? Now listen, listen, listen.

So this video cannot be downloaded from out cloud. Please review your out class settings. You want to change your password. But I recorded on my phone. Why is everything accept my pegging video playing? Anyway? Did she really even peg? I did? And here's the why did dick with light skin? That? Uh don't? Anyway? Though, So it went great. I pegged him beautifully. He loved it. He was throwing it back, he was riding my ship, he was moaning, he was doing.

I was like, you are taking this motherfucking dick. So anyways, so Perry poop. So it's after our live show and my home girl hits me up and it was like, I really like, can we still do that tonight? You are well you already already out mind you I'm outside. This thing is hitting me up. Because I really wasn't respond into him because I'm like, I'm all my friends. So I just told him I was in that Hollywood area. But he was outside when I walked outside, not him

waiting for he was waiting for his dick. Okay, And I didn't even have it on me. I'm at your house. I don't know what we're doing. At a car, I was like, bitch, we are going to some We are going to some area to eat. Because the bitch was hungry, Like you know, I had been drinking the whole live show. It was a long day listen, so we want to go get food. Tell me why the bitch that wanted to Uh fuck, I got you drunk? No bitch, she she said, oh, y'all already she wasn't even partying with me.

After she just said, oh, you're with him, tell me why. She pulled up to the restaurant to make sure she was with us. She was like, oh, yeah, we're getting it in tonight. Like so she pulled up to the dinner, ate from both of our plates, all the rest of our food like groceries, and it was just like, so, where are we going? Whose house? Are we going to? So this is where we're gonna get back into the hor dirt. I'm staying at the w He has an apartment downtown. She lives in the Valleyites. So no, we

were just looking. I think everybody it's l a. Everyone was like minutes away regardless. So somehow she convinces us to go to her house. We go to her house. We knew we were gonna peg. Not only were all of her sex toys dead, she had one deal dough y'all. We had to share a dick. We had to gang bang peg nigga. We swapping out the dicks, but bro not only that, she didn't have a harness. So it was really the fake peg where we had to hold

it and go like this. And I'm like and I was just like, damn bitch, why would we come to your house? But I was just with him yesterday. I know he at least has two deal dolls in his house. We could have eat, we could have each had our own dick. Well, and we gotta vibrate him. But the way did y'all put one in his mouth? We made it, I mean after, but it was in his ask with loose No wait, another one if I wasn't gonna you

know what there was? There was no other dueling. Yeah right, she didn't know what spit roasting wasn't what what is I mean? If it's like think of a chicken turning like one in the butte in the front. But I told you we were both in the butt. Or I was sucking his dick while she was sucking him, or vice versa, or we was really just kissing him. We was making anybody get sucked. Uh yeah, we won't got fucked. But I was tired, damn with the pegging. Oh but

she can go. Wait how long is this session? So here's the thing, right, And this is what I also do. When I'm done, I'm done. And I'm never a party pooper. The same way, if i'm your home girl and we out at the club, Before we get to the club, I'm gonna let you know, hey, sis, if you're having a good time, I'm not gonna ruin it. When I'm ready to go, I'm gonna go, and i'm gonna let you know. That's how I am. You wanted to leave him there, Oh no, bitch, I said, Okay, So I'm

going to go get some water. Oh, No, I grabbed a blanket and fell asleep on the couch. All they were still fucking in the room. I've done that so many times. No, because when I'm done sucking, I'm like, okay, this is a lot. We were kissing, she was riding him, we were swapping out one dick. So then I'm just like, damn, did I really even fulfill my fantasy? Because we just gang bang Pegg the Nigga, but with one dick. And if it was only one dick, is it really? Is

it really? Is it? Really? I think the gang bang could be the attack, right, because technically we did. Told you listen, I was like, hold them legs back. I was being the director. So while she was in at the DP, I ain't gon told you I was Philberg. Okay, I was motherucking Jordan, peeling this ship. So Jordan's pegs, let's let's go. So no, while she was mind you, this is her first time petting, and she was so excited, so of course I had to check in afterwards. I said,

how how did you feel? How was it? And she was like, he was so comfortable. That was great, because girl, he was at one point holding his old legs back like and then he was moaned and I said, momvert that feel good? Right? Oh bitch, I loved it. I was.

I was here for it. So anyways, before we wrap up the show, the point of the show, well, I wanted to get to the point of the horrible decision for this week is sharing hose because I put them in a group chat and when I left l A, I said, y'all don't need to keep communicating with me in this chat. Y'all want to see each other. Y'all have fun. Don't know the next time I'll be out there. Let me know how to go. And how they've been still, Um, they've ye. I just spoke to my friend a couple

of days ago. She was like, yeah, girl, were just on the phone. She was way him the other day. If they had sex or not, I'm not sure because some weirdo ship happened. So I don't know who else working without there, but I don't know. It was just like a skirt skirt nigga was pulling up. It was just some drama And I said, well, I don't mean to put drama. I said, you don't have to date him, just suck him, like, because then he'd be hopping in my phone now and I don't wait, wait what it

was just some drama. I don't know all the drama, so I can't even sell the story. I'm like, because it's the hood nigga, I'm sorking like niggas pulled up. Yeah. No, it was some skirt skirt, but I don't know about what. But she was just like, and I told her, I said, you have full permission to fuck this nigga while I ain't in l a. It's okay, girl doing, because then he'd be in my fucking Snapchat sending me videos playing with his bootle hole. And bitch, what if I'm laid

up with my nigga. That's not my nigga, Like, I don't want my Snapchat alert going off, and now I got a whole boodleole on my phone. What's the acronym for my nigga? That's not like m N T m N m N T M mountain mountain. Oh he got a new name, okay, anyway, mountain So anyway, So anyway though, now man and then my man whatever, but um no, So I literally was like, feel free take him. And this led me to think about how many times I've shared my hopes, so we have to revisit that on Patreon.

What ho sharing? Why? Because like I feel like a lot of people think, uh, like I'm just saying the dialogue of sharing hose, but a lot of people will think that like threesomes or people that just don't get it and not sharing hopes, no threesoms and sharing right, like sharing threeesoms swopping because I think when you have a threesome, like it's a great intro because that's what

happened to you. You shared him after the threesome, right, they vibed whatever like yeah, but no, like yeah, but I brought her in because she had never paid before. I'm talking about sharing. Like when I had a trick nigga that I didn't like and I knew he was helping me pay my rent. If I knew my homegirl was struggling, I would be like, bitch, I got somebody for you. You You might have to because little, but it's cool,

he'll pay your rent. Like I used to share my host or niggas that I didn't really have, like full emotional connections to Curtis Dick Big, you want to talk to you, I used to try to I passed off. I did not love him. I just really liked how he sucked me. There is a difference. And I don't know why you cannot steal not comporhend because you even admit you was getting emotional over the nigga. No, I said, I got emotional over him, bro with the Christmas gift and that was a thank you. Bro. He got a

Christmas gift four years after nig for seven years. Then he got a Christmas gift four years after me fucking him, and then I don't even celebrate Christmas. K No, I gave it to him in a Nike bag. Bro. It was Nike shorts, Bro, and a lighter. I thought you got some things because remembered. I mean I played a little name on it, but it remembered. It's a gift gift. But no, it was a lighter because the nigga smoke weed. And I got a Nike shorts That is perfect. We

just fun gift. That is not I love you gift gifts. Thank you. That's what I know, you smoke. I don't really know how to do the whole rolling table ship yet because it was like four years ago and he wears short snickers Nike ones, which is why you got and I put it all a Nike back. It's not even like I wrapped it in up. I don't know what that is. It's giving. Oh, it's giving. There's a baby swimming in your that's what it's giving. Cut it off, cut and your ship? What minute? Market we at? Okay?

See why are you trying to cut it short? I'm ready to do y'all know. If these episodes run short, it's because, oh wheezy mind, you pull up late, want to leave early? That's you know, five minutes early. Oh it was three fifty five, actually was three two, and it was taking so long, and you did you nine minutes late today? That what you did? You just kept saying, one, I'm setting up like he was. Here's two forty five, see what I mean? So why you wasn't set up?

You know what? You know what for this quality that we're getting here at w F Medio, you cannot speed up the process. That's right, w t F Media Studios, come record here. We have a green screen. Now, it's dope, it's fun, it's litch. Um. We're working on building a third set. Um yeah yeah, um. If you guys have not yet, um again, we are fully rebranding Official box Owner, so make sure you go over to that. We we

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That's TJ Max prices. You know you don't possibly possibly really, but if that's the only place I can get vitamins, yeah, before you're getting an Official box owner dot com vitamin D or something like I just get it from a nick. Give me that vitamin D straight from your crime. Anyways, um, no, go to Official box owner dot com again. The pouches are ten dollars. Um. I doubt we have boxes left, but if there are any boxes left, make sure she's

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be coming for your goddamn been. Anyway, this has been yet another episode of hory bled. This is your so next week, five guys, any of y'all used around wrap, any of y'all use anything else as a condom without having a condom. I'm just curious. We do you want to talk about jail? Mandy? Actually that's everywhere everyone's head is. It's giving to do that. It's more fun. Let's all give our jail tips just in case you go, I I don't want no jail to mine is go on

a full stomach because you're not gonna wanna eat that ship. Bro. Okay, anybody else got one, Bro, We're not doing this. We're not doing jail tips because I'm not going to jail. Bro. I was defending myself. I was I was defended my friend and me mm hmm. And what's sucked up about it is the first thing I'm gonna say is I paid my full tab and tip timber rolling. I'm gonna say I paid my whole fucking bill, bitch, So I don't even know why the funk I'm here, ship, damn

you hold on, watch your tone with the judge. Good point, good one. I'm gonna watch my phone. I'm gonna go in there be really, really nice because the judge might try what nigga quick, I'm gonna go in with a full belly, no liquor. I won't drink that morning, Mandy, don't even go have a nice meal and have one cocktail because you don't know how to shut the funk up on your drunk bro. First off, I don't be drunk off one cock tale, bitch. I does this? H Hello, Okay,

so you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna drink green tea that morning. Green tea always like make you calm and ship. That's what they always give you, Like some green tea. I'm gonna take some green tea and I'm gonna work. I'm making my voice higher so it's not so ratspy and dog. The bending is crazy. If you fucking get let's just say they like. I want to keep you like. Y'all stop putting this into the universe.

I am the dude. If they made me cough and spread my own pluss, the whole bitch and going to be thrown out. And that's what it's gonna be. Everything else, y'all niglace to say it. It's for the birds. And I damn near had to get pregnant for content. And you can't just go to jail for two days, No, bitch, I got work to do. How I'm going to places for research purposes. I just went to saw burlesque. I'm about to go to Times Square and see one of

his peat shows. I am going bitch throughout the pandemic. I was at a sex club every two week. Fuck you, bitch, I'm you needs content for the motherfucker podcast. That's what you need to go to jail for Beach. What they didn't even make a back seeing it people there were fifteen people they followed state When Mandy was at the Second Club, five there was told Viagra's fucking brand. Okay, like we didn't know what the fun was going on. Well, any y'all it is now. You ain't get pregnant for us.

First of all, Beach, I'm definitely not pretting meat. Then you can told me today though, he said, oh my god, what the fuck is wrong with Barry? I'm over Berry shot. Berry is in another screen. I can't even see Barry. They go, oh, he got your mug shot up with the hype. Oh never mind, he's in the corner. I see that little. You know what, Berry, Marry, We're not gonna do this no more. We're just not um your

honor a whole lot good tip um. You know what the trouble in jail because I kept saying, MS the officer, MS the officer to come over and tell me, uh, you see these blue stripes on my arm, I am sergeant. I was like, you think I said, I don't go to jail. I don't know the difference between an officer and a sergeant and a lieutenant. They can be called the doctor nurse. That's what she did. You know what's crazy is I was doing. Let me mute everybody. We

got people in here. Hold on what I thought Barry was getting cough? I mute yourself. Uh, wheezy. This was our first time. By the way, we have almost two hundred people in the room with us for this town hall, So thank all of you for tuning in for the first time, hopefully not the last time. Thank you for opening that fucking zoom pussy up zoom pussy anyway, by the way, for those of you who just jumped in, UM, I apologized like we didn't add on, and I guess

I just didn't attach. So now we're good and we should be good from here on out. Um Oh, I do have an update. I have to get my blood checked before LiPo and I don't know if you guys know about my I know you know I'm allergy days, but I have a serious fear of like, um getting an ivy, like the blue tape, the whole thing whatever. Um I reacted so badly to trying to get my blood taken that. I was like, yo, like it was. It was really intense. It was bad, like I was shaking.

The guy told me to come back in a week and get zanex, like literally come on his zan X. He was like, you're bugging out. And I was getting so scared and freaking myself out so much that I felt like I'm not ready for it to be next Friday. So I pushed the date a little bit. He pushed it up. Yeah, right now, it's like end of March.

Hopefully Sex Cells Season two doesn't film around then. But I was like bugging the funk out, bro, Like my reaction was so crazy that, like I just I was hYP prevent I couldn't even drive myself about the film Sex Cells in a hobbit, Carol, That's what I'm saying, And like I'm pissed because I thought I was gonna be Yeah,