Ep 252: Sex, Science & Aerosols

Maybebe a k A a k A that bitch a k A pet the stallion a k A Megan Marco a k A that I really wish. Apparently I have to learn how to rip since apparently these whites. I think I look like a rapper when I'm outside. So, oh, we got. We have to talk about that. We didn't even talk about that. You said you had the same experience in in France. Someone came up to me, um as I was born in the plane on the way, I was wearing dunks, sweatpants, um a jacket like giving

Lilyati super chilled like to me? What I think of like is playing attire, and she was talking to my mom and I my mom so fucking excited to go on this trip. So and it was her birthday when we were leaving. So my mom's telling the flight crew because you know, they're being sweet and spoiling her and ship, and she's like, you know, it's my birthday, and you guys know how old I am. And she's turning seventy

and obviously she'll look it. So you know when people know that, Ali days, I love to talk about it. And then because you guys are so funny, and what do you do? You're a musician, and I I was so confused, and the only thing I could say is are you because bitch, see you had a better comeback than me. I actually has chose not to speak to the white woman. Um, and let my friend I didn't even I didn't know. So we're in the VIP lounge leaving Aruba and me and my friend mind you are

in airport attire, sweatpants, sneakers, hoodies, airport. We're coming back to New York and there's snow on the ground, so bitch, we're making sure. Bitch, I'm mad as I'm leaving eighty degree motherfucking Aruba to go back to the motherfucker's snow. No, bitch, we're fucking in the VIP lounge and this quite woman walked up to us, white quite you don't like how a little I will say wheatns. That's how I say

white wheatns, but white. So the whites woman, um decided to come up to us and say, you know, I'm leaving the lounge. Um, I heard you talking wanting the couch because we were at the bar because there was no more seating. So of course my homegirl went up to the agent person that was in charge of the lounge and was like, hey can sit here. We see that no one's sitting here. She's like, oh that's reserved, bitch. How do fund you reserve seating in a fucking airport lounge?

So anyways, the white woman overheard the woman saying that we couldn't sit there, so she came over and was like, I heard what was going on, and you know what, I want to go ahead. We're about to leave. Anyways, our flight is not the fucking God Savior she saved us. But amidst saving us, she also said, by the way,

are you ladies rappers? Wait, wait, wait wait or dancers for rappers, and was just so sure that we were one of the two as the only black people in the lounge, and it was just like, this is racist, you fucking white people in savior fucking microaggressions. Not every black person is a musician or rapper just because they can afford the luxury that you think that you guys are affording. Nothing more belittling than having a luxury experience and people needing you to validate your job. Yep, pere

ye trash. That is a such a fucking shitty feeling and making someone feel like I shouldn't be here and why is it that you're here? But I also don't think that white people go up to other white people in lounges like, hey, they don't are you a doctor they don't, or a lawyer, or do you work in a fortune fight your company? White people don't do that, you know how people other miel onto, that's other white people. Have you ever been in a lounge and you start

talking to the black person there. I never started being like, nigger, what you do? We vibe? We never I talked to someone for forty five minutes, which is a really long time to just talk to a person you don't know. She came up to me, we're talking about Nina. She was like, oh my god, girl, I got the same bag. We're like laughing about it, talking about nothing. Not till she was leaving, she was like, should we connect? Dadada? Like what industrator? Maybe you can have me on LinkedIn

or HI? What's like? What's your thing? That's it at the end, just to connect. You never needed to for a moment say I'm here and you're here? What is your reason? What is right? Are you a musician? Right? Are you? But the fact that as a colored woman, as a black woman, the only read, the only industry that could afford me to even be in this room is that of the music industry, which is fucking long. Mind you, my friend works in tech and bitch, I

was an accountant. I mean now I'm a podcaster. No, it's still just sucking, berating, like it's inappropriate, and white people stopped going up to black people asking what the funk they do for a living? It's inappropriate and wrong. And it's also like, I've had so much experience traveling with Obey and that happened to us a lot frankly, I think with him. His job title is such a big one, like the name. He has paid millions of dollars. He does well, but his job donal is like VP

of something something at a major bank. Right, one of the big four, isn't it for I don't know. I'm sorry you say that? Would account four is accounting? There's no bigt from Big four is accounting? The core firms? Well no, what what do you say for banks? Then? Just front of the topics? Right, we've all got them.

So anyway, when we go somewhere and we somehow start talking about work, the second that he says what he does, people are like wow in this way, like no way, because the white ning next to us said, oh yeahm a VP A Wells Fargo whatever, you'd be like, okay, go for him. It's like the microaggressions are crazy. Even even my homegirl shout out to Lena her man is an NT. And even when they have dinner reservations at certain restaurants, they'll like mistreat them until they see that

he's a doctor. And then once they're a doctor, then they start treating them differently. But other than that, they treat them like, oh, these niggas in here, y'all. They supposed to be in here, And we talked about it all the time. She hates it until like she lives in Long Island, Yeah, but she hates that. She sees the shift in even their approach when they realized that he's a fucking doctor of his own fucking practice, Like,

y'all with your microaggressions, we ain't gonna do. That is a really real thing that I think people can't even help that they're doing. And I don't know. And I was telling my mom um, and we got into it a little bit on the way back. My mom was really tired. We were walking all day in a flight with seven thirty. My mom was wearing I wanted to dress up to the airport and my mom is seventy, right, so when she was flying, you know, it was a thing to dress up in the airport. I was like,

my mom got you know, back problems and hip. I'm like, be comfortable, nobody cares. And she's like, I don't want to sit in first class and not dressed well, and you know, I want I want to look nice. And that's because in her head she needs to let people know this is where I'm sitting. I don't want you to feel like I should be here. And it's like I'm just telling her like I don't give a funk,

give a rest, and I'm gonna tell you what. And every time we get to that line and made me feel really good to be like, oh my mom, you can skip all of them. We're in the front, Like I want you to feel good about that. You don't have to have the clothes to make them feel better and understand why you're here. But also, I was coming back to New York from a rub and it was cold, bitch. I'm like, y'all gonna get this city and sweatpants because it is as cold as penguins pussy polar bear balls

in Santa Claus's cots and sweating. It's the airport attire. But no, no, I just didn't know how many times. I don't know how many. I was just saying we were sucking jeans to the airport. I told you, anybody looking for a yeast affection because who wants to sit that long? Now, I'll give the girls a jaggings, but I would do not wear the same outfit so much. Oh no, there's my l A flight because I'm doing it well maybe like four times a month now, and

that's just one to one too, right. I think I wouldn't the same Nike pants and almost the same goddamn shirt and the dude recognized me. He was like, oh, I feel like I've met you. Oh yeah, you had that on because it was the horrible decision shirt. I always wear the same ship. I just got a cozy outfit, like I don't. I've never ever felt like that. You. I don't know how to dress up for an airport.

But long story short, being in that lounge and having that experience, like, I think that we have to keep in mind. The only reason I said are you is because sometimes I get so mad, like me telling that lady shove to key chain up your aus. She deserves that, you know what I just ignored. I just like I like just staring back at people and making them feel absolutely stupid when they ask a question. And but you're not gonna get an answered because as stupid as your

motherfucking question. So I'm gonna just look at you like your motherfucking boo bood the food because you is I'm gonna just yeah, I'm just and be honest with you even if you have rapper energy. If I'm wearing a chain, but still ask me what the funk I do? I ain't even got no chains, bro, I was wearing hoodies. Bro Um. Anyways, I didn't want to start off this

podcast a little differently. Um. I got some questions, and one of these questions actually came from a drunken night with my friends, and I was just like, damn, this would be this is such a horrible decisions question, um, And so I wanted to ask you these are I have two odd sex questions. I just wanna see what your answers would be. So the first one, if you could have a sexual superpower, what would it be, especially because you know I'll be watching these superheroes and ship

hm hmm. If you could have a sexual superpower, what would it be? This one Nigol told me that my pussy me gripping his dick like is holding them hostage? And what do you already have it in that? But I was gonna say I would want to like like pulsate on a like like a real cagle, like boom boom boop, Like I would want to like squeeze my pussy and like working I want to work a little blow job. What okay, you will ride forever? You you

want to ride forever? Okay, you're actually really like the feeling of riding when like uh and I just mean like the way that my like clip rubs up against like their stomach, if them lights are like all the way in or if it's a super big dig and I gotta like kind of be up on my toes like it just depends. But my point is if I could ride forever, I would love that feeling. But I only give up on riding. We us my name? What

would your superhero power? Like? What would the name be if your superpower was to ride Dick for a long time? M hm, I have to think about that. To ride for a long time, I don't know. No, not write a lot. So ride a lot, ma'am, write a lot, super ride like super Rod. That's not a cost. That's not sexy. What the funk you thought I was gonna be sexy? You know, she just said she gonna ride Dick for a long time. That ain't that sexy? Bitch? You want to ride Dick? Is it gonna be on

like the Cape? Is it like the girl? You know form outfit. But all right, I actually didn't come back to I mean, what about cowgirl, but that's the name as a position backwards super cow Girl, No super super Cowgirl, cow Girls. It's crazy because you're rid of him. When I played this game, I said that the superpower that I would want is then there to be like a transformer. I want to be able to have whatever genitals I want.

So if I'm sucking a bitch, I want to be able to like have a big old long dick if I want one. But if she likes little dicks, then I can make a little or a lot of women, A lot of women like little dicks. Or I was like, oh, if I'm with a niggle with a big old dick, maybe my pussy could fit. Like you know how sometimes your pussy is like the perfect hole and fit for a dick. I want my pussy every time to be the perfect fit. So it's either the perfect dick or

the perfect click. That's honestly like anime porn, that's all it is. Well, that's what I want my superpower to be. They do they stay switched the pis. I didn't say I want tentacles and yeah, but I was really just talking about a calm down. I wasn't trying to be out here fucking octopuses and ship No, I just I just want. That's all I think about when I think

a enme porn. And I don't know if it's because of what we've watched in the tentacles, yes, but it is the like, oh man, well, I just wanted I don't get it, but you know, I just wanted my dick and my dick emphasy to be bit so your walls would change sizes. Yeah, like depending on the man, I wanted to literally be the perfect hole for the dick, or I want my dick to be the perfect dick for the whole. And so whoever I'm with it just you it grows, and then I just do what I

do think for the people. You know what I mean, sound like a infommercial and if you would like it at your large and if you call right now, you'll get to dick today. So I just don't want two dicks. I just want one to be like you have more than one, more than one, more than one dick at a time, like a DP, but like one person. DP wasn't My second dick would have to be really spotted on the ass because I still want to be very enjoyable because I want to get at your own hole. Right, Bro,

you still act like you ain't had antle sex. Because some people like big dicks, and now it's I don't think they like it. I think they're just there. Assholes are trained to take big dicks, that's all. You know. What's a really underrated feeling that I just thought about. I just had a flashback. I the lambo dude doesn't have a crazy big dick, but it's like one of those like Kurt No, no, no no no, I say it

was mediocre. I'm just saying it's not like the size, but like it's where you could do everything with the dick. Because my other el just that maybe something you are horrible, keep going, keep going sloth. Okay, So basically my bed d like that dick is like it's a big it's when you want to get dick. I know, Billy Belie, No you did, I did you? You said he had a big dick and then his name started with la la la la No no really really really, bitch, I

had a nigger. Fine, this dude has like a really good it's a big dick, but it's not a crazy big dick, so I could do whatever I want with it and it goes like all the way in which I love. When the balls hit my click, that's like top tier feeling for me. That ship is it? He got like big balls, so he'll be smacking. I ask you what position are you in for the boss? It's you'll click because the balls be hit in my boot hole.

But I don't know about You have to go all the way down and then they swing to hit your your click all the way fully like face in if you guys go on YouTube, asses up in there. I'm pretty sure you guys would love to see that. But that's your boot hole. No, the dick is in your pussy, right, But you said the balls, the balls are hitting your bootoole? Are they swinging? Their swinging? He got big ball them balls is swinging all the way to the front. Click. Yeah,

them things hanging? Man? Are they them? Is some hanging balls? It them balls are swinging to hit your click, which is in the front of your pussy from the back or she maybe has a small pussy. Thank you for me and my teeny tiny pissy, All right, you know what? Moving on, next question I think that's it at it. I think it's a small pussy or just saying you know, I can I tell you what it is. This thing said to me one time, and I'll never forget it because I was like, damn, this is he telling me.

I gotta ask. He was like, yo, I really love seeing your pussy when I suck you. He's like, my old bitch. This is a nigger from in the past. He was like, my old bitch like her ask was so big I couldn't see her pussy. And he was like, so I like sucking you because I could like really like wash my dick going and you And I was like, damn, they's nothing else covering. I gotta ask you if my pussy is visible. That's a good question. You should because

you have a big button. But I don't know if pussy I got as I think, So ask your niggers right now, just for a fair and not just randomly asking Hey, when will you put me from the back? Do you see my pussy? Because they'd be finding my ass all because they pressed him. But I'll explain it in a voiceman. No, I'm not hitting uh, so hit your boo first, and then one of the there is, but there's not. We are yeah, just shut up. We are talking about right now. We want to know. Okay,

I'm gonna ask for the next episode. I'm gonna, I genuinely want to know, because to me, you do have a big butt, but I don't feel like it's so big, toy, it's in the way big. I've seen butts like that. I'm gonna I'm gonna asking come back next question. When you bend over and take a well, I guess I don't take pictures. I ain't got to at this point. If you want some pussy, you better come over. I ain't sending pictures. The more fun too busy ship tired,

all right. If you had to lose one of your senses with your partner right now, so it'll eat, it could be obey or it could be lambo if you oh my god, if you have to lose one of your senses with your partner, which would it be hearing, smells? Taste for touch? Because taste, I don't really care. Like I'm a coumslat you are, which is why. But it's not the taste, it's the whole, like theatrics of it.

It's like the color, the texture, the seeing it, the knowing it's gonna squirt out, Like that's really excite and touch for me. So you just don't want to taste your nigga. Okay, you know, I haven't had a dude to have bad tastinges and like the same same on. But I'm to me, I've had I mean, I've had some salty as nuts. Like I was like, oh, it was given Ramen noodles, you know how, like I want to use the full packet of like the season in a Ramen no more, because that ship salty is full

of sodium. It's given a whole packet of Ramen noodles season And I've had an acidic taste. And I told him because it wasn't like I was like, oh, something off it was given. Man's no. No, it was like a really like a sharp like I can't even explain it. But oh that's why I say, limit. I don't know what it was. But I told him like, yo, something's going on with your ship and I don't know what it is. And he was like damn, Like maybe it's

the fucking pills I'm taking. He was taking multi vitamins, a bunch of fucking different medicines now that ship normally making Nicken dickt tastes better. Like, if it's vitamins, you should be taking vitamins. It may have been what he was eating or drinking, because Nigga's drinking at Hennessey is gonna turn your little phn't know. I feel I feel like that ship. I was like, you gotta do we gotta do a test. You know what, an allergy test. They take one thing away, see what happens. Yeah, get

rid of one um damn? How much nut was you swallowing during the testing phase of that bro? It was so strong, Like, I don't know the only reason I thought it could be real is because if you're having too many vitamins that like the access and you just pee it out or whatever. Like have you ever taken

a U T I pill and your p's orange? Do you know what, dudes come would be orange because it comes out of the urethra, like it passes the urethra whatever, and it's basically you know what it happened to me with my first boyfriend. And what's worry about that is man can have U T I. I know maybe he had a U T I Damn, did you swallow a U t I? That's really gross? Who was that? Was that hospital, Dick? You gotta it was hospital Dick. I come from hospital Dick. I don't think he had a hospital.

That actually sounds like a risk. Damn. The hospital Dick gave you ut nuts. Oh it's giving you mind you his name is hospital. No. No, he didn't give me a U t I. No, but he was healthy. Though we got test. You didn't get the U t I. He had the U t I and you swallowed the U t I. I think, could you get a U t I in your throat? No? Because it's you're an airy trip. Don't go chin here? What are you? Wow? Were you're a witch dog? Let me tell you something.

This dirty ship it's not only affecting the stomach before this lippo, it's giving back aches, knees. There is a gray hair on my vagina right now. Do you know how I know? Because my wax lady fucking waxes me and she goes, oh Gaila and showed me the wax. I was like, because do you ever see that? They show you you never mean way, I don't get wax. Sometimes they'll show you to let you know, like they had a good pull right. This bit showed me a great hair. I said, what is that and she was like,

that's dude. I said, that's lint, said, yeah, I did. I don't think she knew what you know? You get did You're trying to imp like, oh, yeah, I forgot about that. I think I'm stressed out. Maybe I blame it everything on when I was depressed, Nina, I forgot a fucking proposal I had to do for someone. I was like, I was so depressed and August pose you thought that's who. I was like, you don't get on bended.

You know, I have to do pitchbecks and proposals for working ship, and so I forgotten to do one, and I dead asked whole lady on the phone, I am so sorry. I was so depressed in August in September, and I was around the time that your project was supposed to for I was having a really difficult time. But you know, mental health is a really good thing to lean on if anyone is working in corporate America.

Them niggers, let me tell you something. They don't give a funk about you, but one thing that is on their radar right now is fucking mental health. All the top tech firms are fucking doing mental health days, and obviously we all need one, right We had a mental health room. We had like just a room when I worked at Godman Sects that one as well as e y like where you could just go and take a break.

It was just like a break room. Book at go minute was like a library, but like you would just go there and just it was just a quiet I used to use the breastfeeding room, but I just found out on for facts sake, we were doing a japan as a topic. In Japan, you're allowed to take a nap in the middle of the work day. They believe it's this there's a Japanese term for it, but basically they believe you can like think and sleep at the same time, and you can. But Japan also pods to

where they're used to people working just astronomically. They don't have eight hour work days. There's literally pods in the city for people to just sleep and then go right back to People are used to taking like lawn naps. If you see people sleeping on benches like this is common, like businessman like apparently like that ship is wild though it's some bullshit. It's some bullshit, but yourself what oh

for sure taste. I really love smell um. I love him, and then I really like talking clearly so I want to hear. And then I'm also very shallow. And the niggas I just be so fine. I Like, that's literally been my thing, like just being like, I'm sorry, dam you're so sexy. You're sexy as fun. God damn you a sexy nigga. God fuck you look so good it so I'll literally just be what god fun? God fuck you like god fun, like a watch out a show. But you got me bending over in the goddamn dress.

You know, I ain't got no goddamn draws on because I barely owned them, bitches, And the way my dryer shunted out keep dress made bodies in so much pain right now. Yeah, we're trying to come on here and look cute since we're talking about sucking dick and not look like boys on the top. Y'all are getting sweatpants the next two episodes. Bitch, it is cold as funk outside,

and that's just what y'all are getting. Y'all are getting my fucking merchant okay, speaking of cold outside Master of None, episode one, season one, I'll never forget what he said. What do you say as these things already goes? When is fucking cold like this? Why can't they keep the temperature? You go in the bar, you gotta take your cold off, you go on the train, you got t keep the temperature the same. I'm burning up in this goddamn I need it to be hot. I don't want to sit

here with layers on. Bitch, ain't nothing more uncomfortable than thing now a whole of the nudic. I like to be naked, but then it'd be too hot, because New York, you can't really control how fucking hot it is. Bro give me like a seventy y'all needs to be making a ninety eight and got damn club. I think it'd be like, oh my god, I have to tell you guys when I stopt the club last night? Who bitch I go to? I don't whatever, it doesn't matter. I

go to Saville's in the James Hotel. I'm sucking sitting down with my homegirl Gabby, and I don't see behind me. I saw like three big security cards, but I didn't really know what's going on? Those dude sitting down some girls? And finally someone started taking pictures? Which why was it? Takashi six nine? And the fucking he ran up on this girl and was basically like telling her to delete

the ship. Da da da da dad. And I'm thinking to myself like what like maybe doesn't want the attention anymore? How how how the funk? And he was wearing a ski mask and I was cold outside? How is it possible you went to a club with a ski mask your whole code on, and bitches is still taking pictures of you? Like can you imagine being that famous? I was thinking about it because of how covered he was.

We were having this conversation like so famous that you have to cover your entire face, body hair just so people won't know as you And they still know, Bro, you can never be a hobby having masks on. And it's just when I talked, people noticed my voice. They don't even know who the funk I am, But when I talked, they'd be like, oh bitch, how bro, I have a mask, I have a jacket, I have a hat.

I'm come. I don't think voices mass covered, Bro. For you, it's the hair because when I saw you earlier, I was like, Oh, that's Mandy not knowing how your hair, bitch. What about when I wear a hair? And I changed my hair every motherfucking I had long hair, which I had thirty six inch hair in motherfucking Atlanta. But hair is something like I run into Wayno in Atlanta after the Black Effect show. Literally was walking down the street from the bag. He was like, Wheezy and I turnaround,

was with my mom. I was like, how did he notice that? He said, I know, he said anywhere. All let's get it to Vanilla ship. If you guys are tuning in for the very first time or the very last time, I really don't give they're tuning in for the very first time, it's given she at them. But if you tune in the episode one before we have video,

it's given a ironing board. Well, this one I thought would um intrigue Wheezy since she comes on here and talks uh so much about financial literacy and things that are changing in the sphere. But a reality star. Um has said that she makes two hundred thousand dollars from selling her farts in Mason Jars. Um She is currently pivoting to selling them as an f T s um

that's right, that's cool. Stephanie Manto, who's thirty one, made headlines around the world when she announced that she'd have to retire from selling her farts in jars after she says she was hospitalized while trying to keep up with the skyrocketing demand. The former star of Else's Ninety Day Fiance said she made around two hundred thousand dollars from selling her bottle farts to her fans, but doctors advised her that her excessive windbreaking was taking a toll on

her body. Instead of abandoning the business venture entirely, model told Insider that she decided to pivot to selling her farts as non fungible tokens. Now. Mondo is hoping to carve out a space in the n f T world with her unique fart art. The space for everyone art is a fart art, my nigga. I love fart art,

motherfucking art. Far art is hard. Her first batch of nineties seven, each selling for five hundred dollars, ended up selling out instantly, she said, and the second shipment is going to is going to be selling for a thousand dollars also sold out, bitch ship sick whatever model said she made approximately two hundred thou dollars total. A customer of hers Here we Go customer reviews who asked to

only be referred to as John. Of course you did, Sir, Johndo Joondo told in st are why the product was so appalling to him. The forty year old. The forty three year old financier who said he spent a thousand dollars on two part jars, explained that good deal. It's a good deal. It helped her a famous person. It helps him feel a sense of closeness. I have a lot of fetishes, and one of them is that I like the smell of a woman, he said. I like

all of the smells, including parts. Do you think that if you because like it sounded kind of nuts to me that you could put make a far put your fart in a jar and close it, like would the smells still stay? I mean people were selling like air from like that Kanye and Drake concepts, like people sell the air of here you go, here's the air of a smell of fart that really well, the smells stay in the jar hold? And I guess it would be because if you had it's sorry, perfumes liquid, it's fumes. No,

it's aerosols like perfect, but no, it's aerosols. Like when you fart, there'd be aerosols that come out of Why it's aerosols, right, I think so, I don't know what if that is the word what he said it for a time. It's aerosol. It's not like a Spanish girl name. But bro, when you do that's Mara saw bitch it. I'm thinking of me once I said you got a cousin mayor aerosol. It's marosol. That's the cheek on name. God damn what it is in front of guys. Hey, By the way, I'm not trying to be messy when

I say that. I know them lame ass fresh and fit niggas whatever y'all know. I'm just trying to also, were you first? Sometimes does it not feel sometimes wet coming out your buddahole? Like it's the it's aerosols coming out the aerosols. Sometimes it do be feeling wet. I'd be like, damn, did not shot myself? But did I realized it's just aerosols. Parts are wet, Bro, I don't need to look up the word really. Wait, so when when was the last time you're fired in from a

significant other? Like I've had a coop a part like a fartart that like that, Like I ain't gonna hold you. I just steel even with the nigga men of fine. Told you are solid particles, droplets of gas, missdust. Okay, told you it's an aerosols. Do I have aerosols in my farts? Yes? Bro, that's not That's not a question. I don't think people ask that too. It's parting an aerosol generating procedure. It's okay, fair, it's a question. I know searching this and it seems like a lot of

you wanted to know the answer. Um aerosols coming out the boat and you know why this is coming up. If a patient is COVID positive and farts, is it an aerosol generating procedure? That doesn't because they say when you breathe and sneeze and cough and all that you've got aerosols coming out your mouth, which is funny because this whole episode is about science and sex. So I

love that getting here, bam, I love it. Methane in your fartane that's the fucking compound that what they were doing on breaking Man, you have a lot of methane in your fart if it stinks? What is methane? It's like a gas. So when you like ship and stuff, there's did you get high? Like it's like, you know, like you can't really breathe in gas when you pump the gas. Are you confused about me saying sulfur? Beth? They wait, we're about to do math. Are you about

the math? Sulfur? And I'm thinking about like a fire. And then Mandy said, can you get high? I don't like nigga? What is breaking bad decisions? Breaking bad decisions? I love it. Let's go okay, well let's hit for real though? What for real? Thought? It's aerosols? Bro, just no? So yes, if you put your fart in a jar, a nigga could get it in. Two days later he could still smell your heart. And if your fart got COVID, that nigga gonna breathe it in and now he could

potentially be expelled. I don't think there's airosol in your fart. I don't know if there's your fart is an aerosol aerosol is a liquefied gas. That's what I'm saying. Don't your booty field West. You've been talking about farts so long that nobody's gonna want to listen to this podcast anyway. Okay, Actually the nig far kinks will be like uh and they come alright, alright, not you storting bitch. All right,

let's get into our hole fact. We're not doing a horr derve for this episode, but I did find a hole fact that I found quite interesting since we're talking about science and ship this episode. So science and ship, Science and ship, Oh my god, that was the name of the episode. So we're busy. We've been on brand text of science, you know, because when I do the outline, we're gonna stick to them outline. It's give a sick

of his ship, but a home fag, all right. When it comes to pleasure, ladies and gentlemen, should you not petis girth is more important than length? Are you all ready? Be'st true. Many men like to compare the length of their penises, but the only people who really care about that number are other men. You gayess niggas. If y'all lie here, motherfucking measuring yo penis and yo dick or whichever one, because penis is the small one, dick is the big one. It's because you gay, and it's okay

because we all are part of the Kenzie scale. And they also say, what's fucking weird about that? Have you ever had a dude fuck you and ask you if the dick is big enough for you? That's what I'm saying, because they really care the huge dick, niggas bro. They just act maybe like yeah, I know, I'm the niggas baby, Like right in the middle, they'd be like, it's big enough for you, baby, Look at you caring about other dicks, don't do. Let's just put you on number three of

the Kenzie scale. How about that out of six? I thought it was eight. Oh I still keep the number whatever. Six. Hey, we appreciate nobody. All right, So guys, this podcast getting done. We done this fun. Let's look, let's call us the Brilliant Videos. Idiot. The vagina mainly is covered and stretch mechano receptors. I got that one right though, which means that girth or width is a more important aspect of

the penis for women on average. Okay, um, so I just wanted to share that honestly and just to explain to men who made I feel like the concept of this is easy, but maybe people don't understand why growth matters. I want to be stretched out by stretched me and feeling. I want to feel. And by the way, there's a way to counteract this, hord Earth. If you are bigger in length and not girth. Dude, if you push in and you like or you do circular motions, that makes

us feel the day stretch. Yeah, I've had dudes do that or like they'll like push it all the way in, like dudes with smaller size dicks or smaller growth and they'll just like grow. I'm not gonna lie. I do that with my finger right like a rodeo And who did that again? Rodeo girl? It is not rodeo girls stopping. But hear me, girl, I watched it now now, but who's that's my dog? I can tell you right now, Saucy s Antana comes on this goddamn show, I might

lose my mom. I would like Selcie Tantanna. He is me and Minnie watch his lives for hours, like we'll literally go on YouTube and replace ship that he says, and all I want to do is be him. M hmm, seriously, I want to be his bblf. Hat you know what's crazy about where we're going and what we've said so far on this pod. So we're doing sex and science, and I just pulled up the article for the first one,

and now I feel like they lied. So it actually says women who have more sex have better developed brains, and now I just don't know about that based on where we just went. Told goddamn episode, Well I would tell you. Okay, let me guess why that is. Please dorphins, less dress, huh, better have a lot of sex. Yes, we have more sex. So here it goes. You're got,

You're getting yourself out there. So scientific researchers have identified the brain region linked to the genital touch and women finding that is better developed than those who frequently gets steamy between the sheets. The simulating study, published by the Journal of Neuroscience, examined the connection between touch and severe

rule development and twenty adult females. As part of the research, the female volunteers, which were between the ages of eighteen and forty five, had their clitterances simulated while their brains were scanned using an m R and they pretty much found that UM. The device was vibrated eight times for ten seconds each time. The UM researchers also as they also as the female volunteers how frequently they had sex over the past year. Do you even know that answer?

I als how many times they had some I would love right, like Okay, when they ask you how many times you had sex? Is it how many rounds or how many people or how many actual days you had? Said I could count people more than rounds. How many they have sex with three people last year or two? I think two? I mean either way, it doesn't matter. Now. Last year was my slowest sex year. And honestly, I think it's because I made more money that year. And I think it's because I was focused, you know what

I'm saying. And I love dick so much and I just started to lose. I get a little looney tune when I started sucking. That's why this hood nigga gotta be scared. Dog, I'm scared what if I lose it? What if I just start getting all this good dick and he started buying me bags And you're gonna become smarter, so you'll know how to talk to you. Didn't say

where I'll get developed? Well, what's crazy If y'all are listening and y'all are men, and y'all oldest funk, which means you're over forty, it's saying I'll be telling my nig all the time, the oldest, my old nigga. That's not my nigga, that's my ex. That's not my nigga. I be like, damn, oh, but anyway, it's my boyfriend boyfriend, and they it says I love you? Is that what you do? You like? I love you? Neverline? No, Okay, solet's give your boyfriend it's giving. Y'all gonna hear nothing

about him on this pot this year? Why because he don't exist? Damn. But then we can't get any sex stories. Oh, y'all gonna hear one next week about the gang bang uh peggan session. I hadn't popped that pussy of yours bandy you feel me? Actually I was popping some booty holes. Why we have to wait till next week to hear a gang bang because it's gonna take long enough on my outline, that niggagg it's still like we're gonna get gang y'all go here that next week and we're gonna

talk about it next week anyway. Anyway though, anyway, though, damn nigga. It also says the older guys who get laid regularly have better brain health and are less likely to lose memory. How old fellow was the nigga that you gang pegged? Starting? Okay, okay, how many dicks does it take to make a gang bang in a pegging section? More than two? Well, here's and here's the thing. We had to share a dick. But I'll get to it. I'll get you, I'll get I'll ben get to it.

I'll get to it. On another episode, man power from last what was it? That's what I'm saying. I really needed that superpower? Um, this next one we have talked about on the pod quite often, and now there has been a scientific study, and again I don't believe the scientists, bitch, they said. This is what the scientists said. And this is why I don't believe y'all. Motherfucker's because y'all be lying to us, and I feel like this scientist, baby,

you're talking to the government. It's giving Kanye at that fucking hurricane, y'all been lying to us, y'all been lying to because do you want to know what this scientists said? Short men are better partners and have more sex, bitch better partners. I believe that, welcome. We believe that short niggas is better partners than maybe maybe. I'm sorry, and why do you think that's good? Oh? I'm great. I'm a great partner. And you are you considered short? Five?

You're five? Six? You short niggeh? Goddamn, you got the salt of the six phone niggle over there? Hey, do people throw you more pussy from horrible or Rory and mall Um. You know, I don't know, I never flagrant Flagman's got some weird about yeah, oh yeah, I actually know. All the fan bases are very weird, by the way, fun not if you had to pick the weirdest. Oh do you know what I think? I agree with you

on that one. Rory and mall fans are so obsessed of the Joe Buddon show culture because it was such a big moment in time that giving gay. They don't know what you do. There's also got that many women like there's there's quite a bit of women, but more niggas. I think the niggas from that listen to Roy Mall Joe Buddon Flagrant, they would all suck the dicks of all them niggas because they just be dick riding like

so hard. And the women also having been in the Joe Buddon Mere listening, that's the only thing I would say, I don't even like women. That show existed, what seven years? They don't like women, So like, you've been listening to someone for seven years, they've been people been listening to us for six now. But like I understand why, and also like you know, Milestone and like hip hop podcast ship, like I don't give a funk that would ta him

to say, I get the big dude. I think you think ed and dick on the forehead just because of the connection in the proximity. I think they want to put your dick on it for it. Sorry. Wait. A fun fact though, at the Horrible Show in New York City, some girl came up to me and asked me you've had a girlfriend. Yes, But then then she followed up was saying, well, do you guys want a third which is like, you know, it's a horrible, very optimistic. I think I refused, but you know that was very optimistic

for her. I don't know, did you refuse because your type or have you and your girlfriend said that y'all won't bring a thirty We're not going to have I met your girlfriend? Is it who I think it is? Okay, Yeah, let's bring her in one day. Just have her come in. That'll be a day. Well, by the way, you're below average. It says here that, um, well, I guess you. Why do you because it says here that actually, actually when they consider short men, they are identifying any heterosexual man

under the height of five nine. The study, actually the study is of five and thirty one heterosexual men um that are under five nine, and it shows that they had a higher coital frequency coital What is a quot frequency? All I know is the post net quital clarity. What is it called? But that's coal quota clarity, not the same. It is something in the brain. Oh no, it's not. See what I mean what coital coit is is sexual intercourse. So they just had more sex. Coital is sexual? And wait,

why does it? Why do they call the nut thing the coital thing? It says not only do short men have more sex postcoital after sex. Sorry, do you want to know what's all so crazy? They're also thirty two percent less likely to divorce their partners. But I think that's just because once you find a negative, like a woman that likes your short ast, you don't have to say with her because not many like short men. Oh that's not true. That's a lot of like short my

girl's taller than me. Okay, but see, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I think that's a little bit of fetishy, like tall women love shortman. No women love short because I've seen the guy she's been within their taller bro Maga sund like, come on, how long even name the girl? Um, it's actually been three months now. Okay, Yeah, that's cute. Where'd you meet her? One? It was a friend of a friend, right, because I know what he's

talking about, you know. Oh I guess that too. I just get nervous because I'm afraid of all you're gonna ask me. No, I wasn't all like pry, I'm gonna pry when so this is what you do that one of the two days this week. Just have her come towards the end and we'll just make a little fun. Let's about his life segment like his eyes is, I just got real big. The last one for science and sex. Are you ready for this? Um? I know I talked about doing like some different things to help you guys

with your libido. However, this one I also do not agree with. I think these science when you say it right, No, the sciences be lying. Okay, let me talk. I'm learning. It's called growth. Okay, So this one you're ready? Yeah, this is one I really don't believe. I went vegan to improve my sex life. Now I romp every day and have longer orgasms thanks to these. I do believe that. You believe it than any other healthier diet, but not

vegan straight vegan more than any other one. When people totally their life changing from being vegan, I believe because nobody want to hang with you know. My girl said her fucking pussy smells incredible since she's been vegan. She was talking about her better sleep. But I believe that ship as you probably got endurance. Like a motherfucker. You're probably more in tune with your body because you're not fishing. I don't know about you. Box shale, give me energy, bitch.

Fuck you extra. Give it to me. I love it. It makes me excited. That would be my last meal. Give me fucking scale. I love it. This conversation is so triggering because when I said I had a food addiction, well, my therapist and I were like going through the test. It was like, answered this question like as clearly as you can when you were thinking about food, like what do you feel like? Do you feel excited? And I

was like, but I thought everybody feel like that. Like I feel like you're asking me you check doing a checklist. You know what I'm saying, Like, but do you know what was the deciding factor for like addiction? When you will stop doing everything else just to do this one thing and put it aside. I would cancel all people just to eat in my house. And I feel like that's how happening. Add a little sex addiction for Wild member Mandy said that did I had a sex addiction

from masturbating? I was like, I would stop. Did you stop? And in the middle of driving at Starbucks, Oh my god, I parked And it wasn't like in the middle of driving. It was by the highway. You've done a lot. I was wallet in I was healthier back then, I was eating you know, aga kats and ship every day. What is the aut alright, we're not gonna do that, but I ain't gonna hold you. I've been having like a thing like where I get excited for raw food like I don't. I mean, I don't like food. I think

I like raw food more than like raw dick. Now that I'm getting it, well, the food has a richer taste. Oh my god, give me some motherfucking kudo, anything that's like kudo or tatar or sushi or nagiri or sashimi. I want it all. Give me all the raw ship, Give me all the mercury beach. Okay, and I do I do like I like cold and bit my stomach being retrograde with it. Give it to me. I will

take it off. You know what's good about raw foods too, to make you feel lighter a little bit, which is why I love it, because I don't like feeling heavy when I'm done eating, especially since my surgery like red meat carbs. Still, I just don't feel good after I eat the raw ship. Baby, I'll be ordered like three fold appetizes the raw ship, and I can eat it because it's soa the butters and oils, that's what it is. Put a little truffle oil on that, bitch made me

feel fancy. Bit. I love truffle. Well, I love a little truffle oil, bitch, i'd be like speaking of truffle. Well, my mom and I were at this fucking restaurant in Paris. They had a chicken um because we couldn't. The lady was walking us through the menu. She said, she came and she goes, there's two chickens. One was thirty and one was seventy five. I said, what is the two? How the funk you get a seventy chicken? Bro, I'm gonna tell you now, we didn't read it right. She

was reading it to us. She goes, we have a chicken, and then we have a chicken with the truffle. But it's like a truffle from fans. And I said, we gotta do the truffle. Then I opened the men I said, I ain't gonna hold you, but I literally did that this conversation. One of them said seventies. I literally just had this conversation with my friend. Chicken is one of them things that if I'm out with on a date,

or my home girls, and they ordered chicken. My bit you basic as fun, never wait except for ruf Christ what roof Chris bro They got that motherfucker's stuff chicken dad ships, so motherfucking fire. You know why I disagree a lot of people don't like red meat and some people don't eat fish, and the chicken is a nice fresh order. First of all, French black people and French people make chicken the back like when people order chicken when we go out like chicken is well, that's what

I make. We make lover Road when I was with you and Lucy and we got it. I love Rolf. First off, you also ordered to have the menu. She orders the whole fucking mini. We called my Lucy and order. We want cargo muscles. Look, then I want the roasted chicken. Then I want the duck liver path tape. But bringing in between just let me know how you know I'm feeling. And then I actually all sound very amazing, you know, literally this, And then I said, what do you want? Literally?

Literally that's what she said. Maybe that's why I'm literally will order three appetizers and an entree and then a dessert, maybe with a cocktail. Maybe not. She don't really do the cocktails, but she'll order all that. I have one cock Okay, did you did you see anything on the menu that you wanted? I'm like, oh, that wasn't I just want to help us us, you know what I'm saying, Like I feel like I want to There's two of us. They had to put two tables together just to hold

all the plates that were ordered. We couldn't just have the one table for two. No, we need a table for four because of all the plates that are coming out. I'm wondering where there's the point that we're starting to shame. Do you know what's even worse? I eat there at Lucien so much where we went until pasta. Do you when we pasted together? No, we did that after that thing.

We had to film that. I don't know where that was Lucien's first first tell Zach Wheezy sent you, and he needs to be giving me discountled I go all the time. Me need to be walking over there, just having a little bougie moment. But it's the best French food in New York. So we go there, and I always go at Old Bay or I'll go with Alex after work and I ordered the same ship. Not you bringing all your nigga to the spot, I mean, but I feel like you also brought b d D to

there too. Sorry, um that was years ago. Oh years you weren't. Okay, sorry, it's my favorite. I know. I just thought you brought everybody here because you don't brought me there. You thought you brought and there you brought out there, you bought b d D. You bought o bay boy. Yeah, you probably there who was doing filming bt S. Look, she brings all her whole what's filming bt S? And what do you want me to say? Let's go get the muscles? Oh my god, damn it.

So anyway with the middle the fucking woman asked me. She's like, I came up there and I was alone, and she was like, do you want your usual? But I was so embarrassed to have all that food by myself, so I was like, I said, no, I should take something out. Hun. She was like, no, no, no, it's not a big deal, Nick, I'm saying, by myself and the dog. It's trying to bring another table for all the food. I know. That is really and people now are looking at me like, oh, there's someone enjoy but

mind you. The last time we went to I was like, I clearly didn't finish the food, and Wheezy like asked me three times, so are you sure you're gonna eat that? Like because if you're not, I could just eat it now, like because I know you don't really like do you like leftover? That hitting over there? I got the scarlet and she was like, but it's fish. Are you sure you're gonnat? I'm like, Weezy, I'm going to eat it, just not right now. My stomach can't have it because

I saidn't have to three drinks that takes up my stomach. No, I said, Weezy, I'm gonna finish it. Thinks I'm gonna eat it that promise those months that was when I was ramping up in the in the do you get the roasted chicken with string beans garlet? I'm like, I shot the funk not you looking at and said, you know what's really judging about you saying? And I feel personally I was a man because I feel like black people don't like what other black people are in chicken.

I can't has egg in it, but it'll be looking good. Sometimes I want to take the rink. I feel like that about Dick. I'd be like, damn, I want to know, what are you really comparing Dick to crumble leg I mean to an egg food with an egg because some dicks, some nigs would be like, if I fun with this, nigga, ain't no going back, you know, I mean, I ain't gonna hold you. I feel that way with community Dick,

And sometimes that's what I'm talking about, my way. I'm gonna take it because guess what he's for everybody anyways, and I am everybody there you go, and I every everyone one. He's my bad. He's in yours too, that Dick. Oh oh, I can cast a spell? Secret you came to me? Set fruit? Is this what? I'm like? What was that? What? What was that? It's what was that? What was that? Like? Wet off music copyright? Because I Will did that phenomenally. I got it in you my voice.

So you know what's fucking hilarious about this? Landy does this another podcast with an actual singer? I know, but what a joke? No, but I do the at libs. I'm like, me goes, I'll just be like yeah. Every week it's freshly squeek. Wait, wait you sing or she she sings, and I'd be yeah, baby, I just do the ad libs, bitch, That's all I can thank you. Off set. I mean, actually, I like to be where are we going to community? Dick take onto my face.

I had an athlete that a lot of holes fuck hit on me recently, and I was like, Damn, I feel like I could probably let you know if it's it or not. I'm pretty sure I know who he is and have friends that have sucked him. If I haven't sucked him, you texted her the name and then and then oh and I'll give you I'll give you the dick. Fag already heard the dick is lit. The dick is lit. That's why I don't know about to tell you if it's lit or not. But then what if I had it? Oh my god, that would be

so weird. Oh. I mean, he just is rich. But I haven't heard much about his dick. No, I have it, but that's because I'm in l A. Yeah, but he gets the same reviews as Drake, like, because he is who he is. They just think it's they just is like, but he's fine now. And the reason I said because I'm the reason I said, because I'm in l A. Now, it's like all the like slutty girls are there. Like I need more horrors in l A than I do

in New York. I mean, well, yeah, maybe I don't know, but I mean you go to the sex club, so it's a little different pace. Don't do that. Don't do that man being there, don't like don't do by that. I mean there's there's something to be said to like about a New York where you can go to like any bar and have a good time. I really do believe this, like party scene in New York is just like unmatched because you could just go anywhere, and I

really think you can have a good time. Like I don't feel pressure about like picking a place to go out New York. I never have. If I go out somewhere in New York, I'm gonna have a good time if I won't maybe walk to one bar down right. That's what I was gonna say. There's it's just options in l A. You gotta draw twenty so the next time, and not even that you have to drive twenty minutes.

It's only a few places you can go. You know what I'm saying, And like when I was out with labout, I was telling him like I don't want to be going places where like I'm gonna running into somebody I'll know, you know what I'm saying. And I don't even mean that, because like sometimes I just don't want to be like on dates with niggas. Like to me, it's like, don't take me to like the Last Lap. You know what I'm saying that I gotta run into people I know I funk with Last Lap and I go there all

the time. It's just there's it's a certain place where I feel like everyone will know, and I don't really want to do that. But I also know I don't know who I am anymore. Bitch, I'm bringing stand to the beach. What does that mean? I'm bringing a nigga All Star Weekend. That's how you know. I'm realized the game. Bro, you're gonna worry about that. Don't worry about it. Is it giving your not boyfriend. I'm just saying, like that's how you know, That's how you know about the game.

Just know that, bro, When is All Star Weekend? And the fact is it? Where is it? Bitch Cleveland? Right? What the fuck why nothing. Now, I went to Chicago two years ago and next where I met a nigga. They gave me the type of my nigga. Now, I really liked him. If he's there, maybe he'll join me in my nigga. Oh, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I know, I'm gonna do my back try. I want. I'm community too tall. I'm not gonna lie. I want that anyway, y'all. Actually, you and your nigga be could

start a podcast. He got my nigga. Bro, calm down, ain't got no nigga. You and you don't even know who this. This is my friend. It's a new guy. It's a new guy. I don't like these sound effects that you makeing bit not you giving the blue lives matter something. God damn all Star, don't do that, mindie. This is a this is a step up. I'm just saying. That's how you know I'm really off these NBA niggas because I'm about to bring this nigga around all the niggas I do. I have to let him know the

as I like, Why do you do? I'm not even gonna lie. Well, I'm starting already. If they started talking Okay, even if a nigga starts talking, you know, I think if they're in close parts sity and you start being like all ed nigga, like if they're like, I gotta wait till they're already talking, Yeah, what are you supposed to do? The guy's walking up, he's like, oh, just

one two o'clock to you. I'm already looking at the stats now, like which niggas are going to be in town, hoping some nigga tell me after and it wasn't weird. Maybe somebody will come. That's awful, that's awful, But I'm like, damn, I kind of like hope like some niggas catch covid no. But see Mandy Loki be telling the niggas because she'd be letting you know, this is my top tier pussy, like the top tier. I ain't gonna hold you, this

is like That's what she tried to remember. One year during the finals between both teams, I had about eight. I was like, bet ain't that crazy about eight? I was like this crazy. I was like, all my niggas is playing against each other. But it was over a decade, calmed down, um, but yeah, and I'm not gonna say which finals it was. But I was like, damn, yeah, it was crazy. That is actually really funny. No, it was awful. This is why I hate the trade deadline.

I'd be like, with your my niggers are gonna end up on the same team. Oh stressful. I don't have that stress anymore because now they could have ran. I've grown and I no longer date them niggas because still, you know what though, bro, like they don't understand. They still want to find me to Oklahoma on a tool day and it's like, bro, I have students. Mandy was the only person I knew for a while that like had this issue. But I do have a horror friend,

you know, like friend? Can you not call her up war friend? She has a horror friend, you know what friends? That's my dog. But she was like telling me. She was like, she was like, do you want some tickets to the game? And I was like okay. I was like, but you don't want to come? And she was like I can that go. I was like, I cannot be letting them neggs to see me, and she was like, one offered me tickets. She was like, I'm just about to back out, but you go ahead and take him.

And I was like, what's the big fucking deal, It's not only they can see you from the stands, and she was like, yes, the funk they can wheeze. Well they know the sex. She was like, them niggas are gonna fucking look over they know I'm there, and they're gonn be like, I didn't give you tickets, So who gave you tickets? Then they're gonna started looking at each other. It's just like and I just need my team to win. That ship happened to me one time I was in Vegas.

This was like preseason game, and my nigga acted like, fucking actually it was so I think it was Kobe's last season is when I was working. They're going to Lakers and Kobe took all the tickets. That's or so he claimed. So I said, oh, okay, I guess I can't go to the game, bitch that Nika saw me right in the stands, because I know when they go on another team. No, he played for the Kings, I

sure did. I said, oh, Kobe has all the tickets, fine, and so I asked the opposing team for some tickets, showing up hat and got three of them, but just brought my friends and all. You thought you did well today, babe, ye, great job you did. It was really good. Seem that fun. Let's go, No, nigger, it was actually just a friend. That one was just a friend. Okay, I said he just a friend. That's what I was about to start saying. What's your name? He want to know? You see number

and everything? What what is that time? What is that time? By the way, do we have time? We're over? Okay, now, so let's go. Let's get the funk out of here a bit. You gotta go eat all right, and I ain't cooking. I ain't cooking and can by the way, I guess I'll tell you guys. Uh if y'all are all caught up. Also want to hear more of Fomble Decisions, make sure you go to Patreon. But also my other podcast. We are signing a deal and now you guys can hear me three times a week. So we're going to

two times a week every Tuesday and every Friday. You can listen to see the thing is podcast. How long are you gonna make your podcast? Uh? Still about probably ninety minutes. Now you're killing me. No, I'm dying and we still have Patreon also, it's amazing. We just had a billboard and Times Square. It's super amazing. But it to be times a week, three times a week week,

not before because we do Patreon. So I am by the way, if you guys are fans of Periods is clearly with the announcement comes Periods, this will be taking a break. Um. Also with the rebranding of Official Box Owner, we're just gonna ease it. But I have you any getting a new product. And then for Periods is I really want to get more into the narrative UM kind

of podcasting, not so much of me hosting. So maybe more um things where you guys will send in your stories, write it out and I get it like illustrated by like someone reading it on what someone went through either with their fibroids or varian systrupture miscarriages, and really just give those stories more like a narrative voice UM and kind of save my voice a little bit. UM. So

I'm restructuring Periods is restructuring Official box Owner. And see the thing is is now two times a week, so three times a week were two times a week, oh three times with Patreon only if you're on top tier. Oh I saw you and said it's three times. I get, it's two times a week. I heard three plus I'm doing three times a week because horrible decisions. Oh I got, I get what you're saying. Three episodes, So every Monday, Tuesday, Friday five episode to be disgusting? What act? What a

fucking podcast? Mommy? But no dog? You know what though, if I'm being real, that's not really that much for someone who's because the Breakfast Club does that well, and you know what's crazy. That's literally what I look at like as my like barometer of what I can take on personally, especially as a voice. Charlemagne does Breakfast Club, he does Brilliant Idiots. He has this fucking show, and

I'm like, damn. Then you have fucking Andrew Schultz who has Brilliant Idiots flagrant and then goes on fucking torn to stand up. And I think that I'm a woman machine, Like I think I'm the female version of what a lot of these men are capable to do. And the only other woman that I see doing just as much as Angelie she does Breakfast Club, still does fucking lip service and then also hosts a ton of panels while

also having a fucking coffee shop, a juice bar. Like real estate in Detroit, Angelie is also a fucking and the thing about diversifying, it's like, it's really important when you work in entertainment. But I was getting some anxiety because in my contract with Kenya, so our audible deals two years and you know, it's making those podcasts, it's getting talent, it's building his studio. I was doing all of that. The only carve out I have for like major time I need off is to film my TV show.

But on top of him in the TV show it for facts sake, it's horrible, and god forbid a show pops up in the middle of that because many and I have a show this summer like a thing, will announce it whenever it comes out. But like on top of that, what the fund am I supposed to do? But I don't even hold you. That's another announcement probably coming soon that's possibly about work on developing for another for a network like as A I don't know director, I don't know which wants a lot of work. But

I'll tell you what I just feel. That is to me, I love it. The parometer of what I felt like was to seal the deal for me for podcasting and to be able to like hold that title and big name and take it anywhere like hopefully I you know, will work for him for a long time and a producing level. But to be able to stop talking and make no that can't you tell me all the time. That's what I'm like, Wheezy, I know you're doing a TV show, We're producing his money. That's what I'm trying

to do. I'm I literally see myself doing like I want the Eat the Ray forty million dollar deal with HBO to come and bring in and produce it. And so to me to like, that's just her HBO deal make she also has I think a stitcher or more sauce steel. She colored Creative Company a lot of das. I'm saying, this is where I'm trying to be, and so I'm like, you know what, let me grow. I

know I'm phenomenal. As much as y'all niggas may watch this motherfucking podcast and hate me, I'll read the YouTube comments, not fans. I am right here about some motherfucking pet myself on the motherfucking back because I now have fucking two podcasts that are damn your southern figure fucking shows and they're still people still trying to find a way

to monetize. And the fact that I've been able to do that this way, like I'm just so blessed to have been able to share my journey, my growth, and you know, like I'm excited, I'm hype. I also have to chill on the weed and liquor, because clearly I need my voice. I don't need something like that. Um I do be doing a little pup and be doing a little a little fun fun, I mean ship. I just feel like that I got these little tattoos on my hands. I ain't really ever gonna be corporate, and

now if I'm corporate, it's gonna be in podcasting. So I feel like in entertainment they don't really drug test, because I feel like all of us to be entertainers have to do some sort of But I'll tell you something about corporate podcasting. As many companies as I've spoken to now, like just for whatever what's the word I'm looking for, whatever sector of what we have to do naked, they look at you like you it doesn't matter. I'm

called wheezy in every fucking meat and dogs. When I tell you, I've taken meeting with people that have created every single like major show we've watched on TV that's black recently, Like they just know, like it's it's not even a thing about it. Shout out to Robin Fox. By the way, watch Time documentary on Amazon Prime. I've been talking with them and um Fox be like okay, Weezy like, oh no, that's your name girl. We don't need we don't need here, No, No, I love like,

we get it. And they'll do that. That's what they're supposed to do because when you start hiring these creatives, you know what I'm saying, Like they don't expect you to be anybody else but who you are. And that's a really cool thing about corporations starting on higher creatives and I think they we'll start seeing brands developed even better.

Like you know whatever I said, when you get to know me, it'll be Mandy, but for now you can call me Amanda bro I am the only employee of Kenyans that has yeah, no first and last name on my email wheezy at It's like, yeah, I told them once. Once we start doing our our drinks after y'all leave the office because I'm working remote, so we work hard for I say, y'all could call me me and once we become cool. But yeah, like I think it's super dope.

I'm excited. Um, so if you guys want to hear more of my voice or if you don't, it don't matter. I'm gonna be there about to be cut pot in a whole lot. But also we think I have our Patreon, so if you guys want to support us, go on over to patreon dot com. Back Horrible Decisions we do give you guys. Also an extra bonus episode every week, plus bts if you are on one of our high tears, so check it out. We're leaving you guys with I find in a bonus clip in peace. Yeah, another episode

horrible decision on PERI poop. It's bonus bitches. Hey, everybody, welcome back for another episode of our Patreon, which normally is more up to date. I mean, I know this is the week of Christmas, but um, we did record it a little bit before so we can enjoy time with our fam. We're coming off of our Atlanta high. I feel like everybody is tweeting us about like coming

to a different city. If you could pick like two cities that you feel like we gotta go to for the new year, where would it be that we haven't done yet, not that we haven't done yet, or that we just need to go to New Orleans for sure? I mean, I like, I don't know if I don't know, we've We've never been to New Orleans, so I don't know how to gauge that. UM. To me, Outside of the four cities we did, Chicago and in Houston have

always showed out for us. UM. I would also say an honorable mention to Philly, even though Philly is right there. Philly goes really hard in our comments. Um, even though they didn't go hard at the first year we had there, I thought it was fine. I think it was close to a sellout. I thought they did well. I think Baltimore has been asking for years for us to come there. But those would be those would be I guess my cities. Yeah, definitely Chicago, I forgot about them. That was a definite.

Chicago is a stand hive that we have there. Chicago is real just because Tammy there. I mean, it's it's funny because every city I know a person now in my head. Yeah, um, which is kind of nuts. Whenever someone's like a regular fan. No offense to anyone that listens to the main episodes, but sometimes I'd just be like, I don't really know you, but it's because Patreon just to give you guys an idea if you're a new Patreon or old Patren or whatever. We um, we see

the names a lot more frequently. It's something we have to manage closely. It's not like an Instagram thing. We're seeing first and last names. We're sending messages because of merch or um. On top of that, Uh, the zooms the town Hall has really gotten me closer to the hore Hive. Yeah. I really like the zooms that we do every month. I really like that are in bed I am. I've never seen you with this background. I feel like I'm the one with that. It's been a

a long, a long morning. I'm not going to get into it, but I am officially, officially officially single. So it's like this is the first like and I'm officially single, like there's no coming back, and I don't know, it just hit different. I feel like I've been preparing for it with our ups and downs recently, But it was just a long night. Did you do a long night? Did you get to at least talking and figure out you'd be single in person? Yeah? It was in person,

and it it just got not great. So it's done forever. Do you feel good about at least closing a chapter and not being in limbo now because it wasn't closed good? Okay? Like he closed it by saying he doesn't even want me to like him, he wants me to hate him, and so just things were done and said for me to hate him, which I'm just like, it was just an extreme It was an extreme measure to like, maybe maybe he doesn't maybe he was angry. I mean, I mean, no,

there's a lot. I mean he's grieving. There's a lot going on in his personal life. And all my friends were like, it's deeper than you, but for sure there's

no coming back. So to know, like I'm going into the holidays, like literally the last episode we were talking about gifts, which you know isn't a thing that he celebrates of course his birthday, yes, And so to be going into the holidays single and to know I'm going to be starting the new year off fresh, It's just like it's weird and I would love to know how

y'all do it. But I just tweeted something in feeling the high of love and now experiencing hurt and heartbreak, Why do people choose to feel this way again and again and again, Like a part of me just wants to feel my free time up with friends and work again, Like I don't want to experience the highs and lows of love again. I'm good, Honestly, I'm good. Love is like the best drug of all right, Like that's something

that we hear all the time. Love is definitely a drug and where people are addicted to that puppy love feeling. There's nothing like that beginning feeling, that feeling of the first I love you, the feeling of will you be my girlfriend, the feeling of your first vacation and meeting families. It's like those moments are what we're And I think the other thing and why I'm such an emotional person, and I get