Ep 251: Plan B & Jail

fucking podcast that Robin and Zell do? Anyways, guys, welcome horrible decisions. You guys do not know. But this is our first time back in the studio. Motherfucker here, it's been a long mother. Your bitch is for a mini I'm French now, so that's where that goes. Just because you take we week she said, I actually sucked the tip of the French bitch first of all. Not I mean, I wanted to say, goes to Paris once, but I've

been there, you know, four times. Um. Didn't you want to see the video of my mama telling people that they've never been I just realized she has a beret on. Didn't you just notice that ships. I wanted many, so I did this on purpose, you know. Yeah, but wait in France, do they really do it like with the with the with the letts? What in France? Yeah? I sund what everything? I just to be honest, I saw barrets and friends and just look more like like edgier

than the other ship that we would wear. Like I feel like people in the States were black and red ones, you know what I mean. But they just have some different ships. I was like, okay, let me do what the French holes where? Not what the French holes where? Did you get some French day? No? But I did me a dude at the last on the last day of course. That's by the way. Wait, fellas, by the way, when bitches go on girls trips, I know y'all are

worried about them getting dick down. It always happens we meet a nigga that we really want to give pussy to just a little too late. I actually have a flight in two hours, so unfortunately I can't suck your day. But that's shopping, um. And he he owns this like really cool ventence shop and I walked in and I was like, damn, he kind of it's giving Brooklyn vibes. Now, the nightclubs were closed in France, by the way, if anyone listening. I took my mom to Paris for her birthday.

That was our Christmas gifts, so we went. Also, she won't be getting anything for Mother's Day because I spent. I already know a lot, how because then you also like spending, like it's either pounds of euros. I can't keep up. I spent more than like I spent a five figure number. You spent what I said, I said, oh, bro, you're rich rich, No, you're spending five figures on a vaca. I had to lay down. I wanted to give that

to my mom. It was her seventieth on the flight, just for but honestly, it was the shopping that we did right right, thank you Evan, Evan, And sorry, I'm drinking and I'm drinking all morning. I did. I did like the works, the works type ship. I had to get two rooms because she wasn't about to get on my nerves, Okay, I had to. I was like, how could we get along? And my mom even told me on the last day because she just went home this morning. She was like, you like got to say I really

thought we were gonna fight two rooms. That's what we've always got to do. That's what we we we all we gotta do. Um No, I spent a lot of money, like shopping and getting little things, but listen, a lot of people left me comments, and I just want to say, like, no flex type ship. Like obviously spent some of it on myself, but a lot of people left me comments about how they want to do ship like this for

their parents. And I don't ever really think I've consciously thought about how good it feels to like spoil your mom with something or just anybody you love. You know, people have kids. I don't have kids, so you know, I've got a godson and a dog and my mom. It's really sweet because like we went into land Comb and my mom, you know, she used to even traveling Europe, so this was nostalgic for her. So we went into Landcome and she's like, I used to use this makeup

re mover. She's like it's like it's like sixty six, Like it's just ridiculous expensive, but it's okay because I used ponds now and I'm like, no, well, we're gonna get through this. And my mom's excited about little little things. Um, but here's one big thing where oh beach about ten a bitch up at product. So there's a few product stories in Paris, and I went to this one in near our hotel and which was like opera house area.

I walk in and I made a joke about wanting to buy my mom a bag, but not too expensive, right, I mind you wearing Product? So this is what I said. I was like, I'm looking for a bag. I was like, nothing crazy. I was like, you know, like a mid range price bag and um, she was like okay. Um. I was like, this one's gonna try to like, you know, take me for everything I got or something. I said. Now, I just want to say what I was wearing. I was wearing a Product jacket, ready to wear our nigga

Like I had just a little something. But is it this season? It was ap a lately this season bit. But you know what product has a lot of things that like our classic Yeah there, that's why the same I don't know, like they got a lot of trendy ship, which I funk with. But anyway, I mentioned the jacket because it's like, okay, so maybe she's seen that I've been here before. So she says, okay, not too much, so I'm looking and whatever. Um, and then she goes looking at me and my mom on a white family

walks in. Well, you know, if you don't want to spend too much, maybe we can get her kitchen. No the fuck she didn't. She said to get your mama, not a person, but a key chain. Bit I said, excuse, excuse me, mo, you did not say I did. Me and my mom didn't hear what she said. And to be honest, it was so insulting. My mom saw me gonna go off on her though, but she said, you hear her a key chain? And I said, you can put the key chain up your ass? And I got

a fucking uber and my mom was laughing. So I said, she said, you said what up your ass? But the keach it up your ass. Then when to the next store, walked around, found one black dude that works there. I said, do you guys communicate with the store on the Rue Honoree whatever it's called. He was like yes, yes. I said, okay, I want to spend some money in here, and I start, I spend this money. I want you to take a picture of me and you I want you to send it to the girl who's a beach in the store.

A beach beach? How did you say a bit in French? It is get hold on. That's let me tell you to t So then I started talking to the store and this is just something I feel like black people need to understand about luxury because some motherfucker's get it and some people don't write. And we'll have that conversation too, because we had the same instance happened to us. So

black dude helped me. But this white guy came over and we were just vibing whatever, and he was like, you know, uh, because I was starting to like buy a lot, and he goes, I want you to enjoy this. I want you to sip Champano with your lax, so eat, don't don't get overwhelmed. Well, shout out to Franks for still giving champagne and the luxury story because they don't do that ship here and they don't. I'll be like, well, can I get my little free champagne. They'd be like, girl, COVID,

give me the prospect, Girl COVID. They don't even got

the motherfucking andre bitch. Can y'all get andres what I have to have a bottom list my mom and I don't give a fucking six dollars haven't always in your fridge and just put a little dash the motherfucker, he said, Andre is the six dollar prosecco bubbly ship that you have when you just want mimosas with your home girls in the house and you don't want to use the good ship you just do Andre, Andre is what your bitches are drinking when y'all go to the bottom bottom

list mimosas like weird, Like they don't they don't want to do that right, like other fitting rooms aren't open because of COVID. Oh this ain't bit shut up so anyway, because guys, you ain't dripping's goddamn prices at the story goes anytime you're shopping. He was like, you have to understand this thing from the salesperson's perspective. He goes, I've been working for product for almost thirty years, right, he says, I've you know, worked with Virgil, I've worked with Kanye

all these people. And he was like, when those people come in, I can't wait to talk to them because I learned so much. But what do they need to buy. They are getting these things for free. He says, the average person comes to a store like this because they can't wait to spend their money and they want a full experience, and they end up spending more in any celebrity that comes in here. He's like, celebrities come in, they come before hours, they take a different floor, they

work with one person. We don't see them like that. He's like, so if anybody thinks for a moment that they can't help you, they're one generally inexperience. And he was like, to not worth it, he goes, because I would bend my back for people that come in just to know that they bought something from a protest store in a different country. Right, he was like, that's what

we're supposed to do. And he was telling me that a few black people that it came in had been like making complaints just throughout the chansa Elise, which is like the shopping area in Paris, the most like well known thing. Right, it looked like champ the leakst but he said there's been like time and time again where people won't spend theirn there. They're like, it's literally like ruined the brand because of how black people are treated abroad. And he's like, but it's not even abroad here here

too true here, tople, I'm not surprising. I mean, how can we not expect this ship? You know what I'm saying, like because I mean, it's European standards, right, But he said, like, um, like, I'm trying to change the way that. He was like, our employees think like everybody, and he was like, so the second someone makes you feel like that, he said, the first thing people do is want to spend so that person will understand that they have the money, don't leave,

go somewhere else. But people do do that. Think about it. You want to tip extra because you'd be like, I have bad service, But I can't be the nigger that didn't tip. I ain't gonna hold you, no, bro, you're gonna I'll have a fucking four hund dollar bill if I didn't get the good service, you're gonna get this ten dollars many. I don't give a fun ten on four hundreds, yep. And I'm gonna show you that I

know how to spend. I mean, I about this on my other podcast, Like a nigga literally asked me and Adriana when we were in a Ruba if we knew what we were ordering, because we ordered the stake tartar and it was like, well, do you know that that's raw meat? What the funk else does tartar seeing for nigga? When tartar is at the end of anything, you know

you're eating whatever come first. It's raw. So whether it's tuna tartar to tuna, raw, salmon tartar to samaraw stake tartar to be fra and then I looked it up and it was nasty. They said sometimes it makes a horse meat, which I hope I didn't eat horse. But you know what, if I ordered the tartar, I don't know what it is. It might be horse and I ate that bitch. But for you to see here act like you don't think I know what the funk I'm ordering.

I also when people do that, do you know They came over to me and tried to tell me how do you eat the scar go? And I said, I thank you, step play, I know what I'm doing, people play beach. I know one other thing that happened thinking not me and my mama ordering a caviar and a goddamn Graham. Uh oh, oh, bitch, that check came. I already I said, mom, you we need to sell some bushy you I'll tell your mama she gotta sell some pussy.

I got it on the Some Yards I show. Did you did not tell her she had to sell when when the check came, I said, we need to sell? Can I ask you what would be? There must be the going rate for you and your mom's pussy and also take together. You said, we gotta sell pussy. Man, we but but we we need we we we we bitch? Do you know that? Ya? Cal Probai charged out first of all, talking about try and pussy. Shout out to

my mama. Okay, my mama. They never really had a job, so she got her have some good pussy and hereditary. But that's what I'm saying, to really charge like some good rates, especially if you do the mama daughter thing. What do you think it's a good amount, Mandy, Oh for mama daughter experience. Well, I know, like the Instagram bitches is going for the lolo like t still so they are, Oh yeah, they're gonna just say lolo. Let me explain. If you're looking at a girl online because

to me, that's crazy. These are girls that miss the followers, and it's like, don't hop on a flight but one of honey, that's kind of so. I would say for a mama daughter duo, we still ain't got a blue checkmark. So I gotta knock it down just a little bit, like I never I no, no, I was never getting it. No, I believe it. Likes you. You've tried with through every damn near through Trump. You went all the way Wan, all the way up the lodder A mean, I have them niggas c a A said yeah, I don't know,

because luck to you, you're doing well anyway. Your engagements all right, I would say, I would say, Mama daughter, Mama daughter, I say, I say, you know, way you could probably you could get probably like fit the two, honey, that's very specific. My mom's got a bad hit. My mom got two hip replacements and a pacemaker. Yeah, but her mouth works. What I'm just saying, your mom could

do oral and then you throw it back. You got asked, now, bro, you'd be throwing that little thing jiggling, and you've been working all tour, everybody saying I got my name. Don't do that but you were actually start on this tour. Bro, Let me tell you how life is. I'm serious last that I went out. If someone's said to me, damn, we know you had a thing right there, I said, I didn't think no. But we used to talk about it, like how on the spot I used to I used

to always say, I like doggies talk. I like throwing it back, and we just like, nope, I don't have nothing to throw back, so I get but you know you got. You was throwing it back all tour. He was actually talking with me, Thank you appreciate that? Is it? So now it's a bad things, That's what I'm saying. It's the best i'd I just mean, like if I've never had to ask, and we all know I gain weight. Speaking of having asked and gaining a weight, bit trying

a lie to you. Not plastic surgeon. My surgery is on February for its and me well wishes. The surgeon is trying to upsell me to get the skinny BBL and was like, yo, I really don't want to get a b b L because like I'm scared of dying. Bro. The rates like for the BBL versus any other surgery is just crazy, and I guess there's like this artery and then a fat embolism, which someone's going to know more than me listening to this and be like you're wrong.

But basically, it's like the fat getting pushed into your body. I guess spreads wrong. It causes like airway pockets or some sh it, and it could kill you. Probably the same thing is like blowing in a pussy could kill you. Write something like that, but anyway, shot out to shampoo. He was like, what we What we could do is we could just put it on the top of your butt, because the top of your butt is a little flat, the bottom is okay, not a big deal. He's like,

it won't really be a BBL. I said, but it will. I'm gonna know it's not a real ass and things we won't know. It's not a real ass. So I feel like obviously here like Nigga's don't mind if it's real or not, as long as its soft. When I was like, as long as it's soft. But I feel like it's just gonna look. It's not question do you let your old hose hit that again? After the surgery? Thinking about it because when I got tips. Oh, I told you when I lost this way, Niklas wasn't sucking

me no more. That was sucking me when I was fat. Nope, but you had a drastic change. Wait a second, I'm lying, But then I like, I like, actually, I was like, you know, it's just smaller. You had a suer skinny after a phase, and then you got back to like a queue. This is like, I probably still want to

lose like ten pounds. I feel like I'm but to me, I'm like where I'm happy Because I saw like sure said Houston maybe no, no, maybe before that, and I was like, whoa, this is like I had gotten really small. I think I had gotten down to like one fifty was like my smallest. And I was like, I don't like my Wait, one fifty five and I don't like it. I don't like me at one fifty. So right now I'm back up to like one. Si. I fluctuate between sixty five and one seventy two, depending on if I'm

on my period or not. And I'm like, do you have a scale? Yeah? I don't. I feel like I had to look I do the scale. But also I know the clothes that I was wearing. And I'm like, it's a little tight now a bit. I can't button it anymore. I want to get back into this exact outfit. So this is what I'm working towards. It's really just bidding the clothes sale because they know I got obsessed. I'm like, how do I gain two pounds in a day? So I just trying to shoot it out, like I

started going crazy. But I have to weigh myself now because Nick, if I gained five pounds before the surgery, the price change. What price change? Oh, there's something I signed that said since like, because I'm getting LiPo, if you are five pounds overweight, more than five pounds over there at the consultation, the price could change. You know, it's crazy. So I don't know if it's gonna really be like that, like over or under or just over.

He told me. He told me to lose some weight though, so here's what you said, which I kind of got mad because I'm like, god, damn, I don't want to do the work. But basically he's like, I can only take a certain amount out of you because you're already small. And he's like, and a lot of this is probably blow. He's like so you need to get rid of at least four by yourself. He was like a minimum four pounds because if I take out that four pounds, He's like,

it was just water and it's away. It all sounds like any girl problems. That makes sense. No, but he can't take a lot out. Son. But no, imagine you've got surgery and you're like, what the fund the ship don't look different, you know, because he said that they can't go aggressive for certain you'd be tight. You want? You want the drug surgery you want. I actually have no plans in my life of getting any surgery right. No, No, I would rather just like try to work the out.

But if I want to go do that and I look the same, That's how I've been feeling about working out. I look the same. Do you know my palatine sees me all the time. It's given same bits. People have to stop spending so much money on fitness that women and things going to change the way. I will tell you guys that I feels go more rounds in the bedroom as long as I suck more. I know the calories that are burned in the bedroom, I'll be like, no, we gotta go another round. Because I don't to wake up.

I swept more back to the ship. You feel me looking over here. The horrible decisions. You know, it's horrible decisions more, you know, and I'm still a horrid Well I'll tell you this. That whole time I wasn't sucking, I'll be I got a food addiction. And that's really where this weight it came from. And I was But you know what, all you had to do, you replace alcohol. All you have to do put like peanut butter on the dick, or like put the food on a man's body. Mandy,

I went too crazy with food? What do you mean? That's how I get like? You could have done naked sushi. You could have ate the food off of a bit and then still where you could have literally fucked the food off that you're saying the calories. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Is that what I'm saying, all you had to do was if you were crazy, All I'm trying to do now is just replaced it with sex again. No,

but that's what I'm saying. If you really want to eat, lay the food on a nigger or a bitch, eat the ship and then funk right after and then it's like you didn't eat the food because you're sucking the weight from the food off. I'm really trying to make this make sense here for I will. I will make men ship when it comes to food and sex. So if you listen to Patreon, I slept with someone new. We've been calling him Lambau. Don't want to talk about it.

Wait is he out the picture already? He is a hood, asked Nigga, and I have not fun with the hood. Nigulate this in a long time. I mean when I say, like some of the conversations and the way he got to move around with his like ship, I'd be like, this is like it's giving. You can get shot at any moment and I'm not safe, but you know whatever,

it's funny. So I was telling him about, you know, like I'm being in Miami for a few weeks and I gotta get the surgery and he was like, Nigga, for what, Like I'm like, oh, like I gained wait and a man, so like I'm just getting rid of it. He was like, how much you game? I was like thirty. He was like, she you know that's a rappery in a in a Memphis name Big thirty. He was like, I'm gonna call you Big thirty and I'm gonna with

the thirty on off. God, Mandy, I was fucking this nigga and he grabbed my stomach and was like, oh, welcome to the cloud, welcome to the club. Friend. I was telling him about that episode. I don't like that ship grabbed. I'm gonnau with this ship on and off. I don't give a funk. I was like, this is so catto, but that's kind of like why I like sucking hood niggas. And then we was done. I was like, yo, I was like that ship, the grabbing this stomach ship.

I was like, I'll tell you right now, don't do that. I got mad. Kids He's like that. I was like, okay, this is not okay. But there's one thing hood niggas do.

I will say, not give a ship like. I feel like sometimes when you're dating men that you may feel like are in a certain league, you're almost like and when I say you, I just mean like anybody that feels like they're with a guy that's just I don't know, something somewhere desirable or other women want them, right, You're gonna kind of feel like you gotta like be this way or you're putting in your head that you gotta

look like the s girl. You start to get these complexes about yourself, you get yourself posing like you can get obsessive. These niggas a chicken sandwich. I ain't even gonna hold you. I don't even shame my pussy no more. Bro. They're gonna take it however I give it to him, and it don't even matter. I'm not saying they won't, I'm telling I'm just saying I do believe that women, depending on the type of dude, may over obsessed about how they're taking care of and with the hood niggd

just kinda be like, you better be grateful. You got niggle. That's the ball player nigga to work at FedEx Wall Street worker. They're gonna take the pussy. They will, they will take it. They're gonna take it, but they gonna take the beat it. They're gonna eat your asshole to I guarantee niggas is eating the booty off gp Off. I don't even know what gp said for. I think it's real. It's like all real good off, good pussy bitch. They just go he doesn't pederal population good plus God's plan.

What say, let's just say God's plan. It is God's plan for them to eat the groceries thought it quick out of curiosity. In terms of delivery people, right, what's like upscale that you could fuck? None? None? I like a ups no delivering some dick if you would escort and you delivered the dick. They make good money. Nigga, Let me tell you something. The male niggas they make the maonaise, Yes they do. Sicky be at every goddamn show. Bitch, he got some bread. Yeah, you're right, he do. Be

in that truck. Shout out to you. Nigga's in the truck, which one's like? Did you see the most attractive from like ups up? Guys are hot usps, they be old, they'd be trying to get them benefits. Told you what's crazy about that is, I just want one of them niggas in the uniform, Like I just really like a uniform, ask nigga, because I don't really fun the athletes no more. And clearly they'd be in uniforms. So now like just different uniforms like basketball nick as being the basketball shorts

in the jerseys that's the uniform. But now I'm liking like, I ain't even gonna hold you broad starting with all the cops when I got locked up, which is why I was able to call you bitch to the lieutenant, let me use his phone. Thank god he was a black blutenant. Shout out to the hundred and fourteenth precinct. But that's the only reason why I even had opportunities. And I was like, damn, even the bitch, the woman

cop was fine. I was like, you know what, these cops is fine, and I'm not blue lives mattering, none of this ship. No, but there's a difference from cops we see like traffic cops. And then every time I watched Locked Up or Broad and Ship, I'd be like, damn, I don't know if I want the niggas in Gerald Now let me tell you. I was looking at these motherfucker's like, damn, it is there cameras. I felt like I was on an episode of SVU. Everyone was good

looking and you don't even like the whites. The niggas looked like the little guidos. The hair was yelled up, the women had their little messy buns, but look cute because they had a gap right there on the side, and then they had another girls. They asked us was fat. So I'm sitting here behind bars waiting to get out. I thought I was gonna get out soon. A bitch was in there for almost eight hours. That's how they started the show. I ain't gonna show. I ain't gonna

hold you all. The cops was like, good look, and I said, where all these good look at people that? When I go to the bar, I don't see him, but a bitch get locked up and I was just horny. Maybe I was just horny locked up. I was on my period because the bitch had to also keep asking for pads, which is not fun to ask for in jail because them pads are like five inches. At least give you those mesh panties. That's what I had. Oh no,

I didn't get panties. I just gotta pass. Also, I think cops go to their own bars and ship they probably It's not like I want to date them, but that was good luck. Near here. There's a particular cop. I feel like if a cop dates me, they'll put him in jail. Hey shout out to Ally. I follow about two of them on Instagram. I said, if I have a need you, I'm hit you up now. I give it out my Instagram in prison line, hut me up man. He was about to be on the live

like the niggers in jail. Now, I ain't gonna hold you. No. But here's the crazy part too, right. I got locked up at two o'clock two officers that were so nice. They were like, where here's my phone, go ahead and make a call, bitch. I ain't have not one number saved in my motherfucking head. Bitch, mind you shout out and I ain't gonna say her name. But we was in d C. I was trying to haul at a girl and I had to tell shout out. Rosie. Had to tell Rosie, Rosie give her my number because I

you know, I changed my number, bitch. I've had a nigga for the last year and a half. I don't just be handing out my number. I legit didn't even know my number to give to the bitch. So not only do I not know anyone else's number, I didn't know my own number. And I know she thought I was playing with us. No, I just don't know if I do something that the number I'd be like, are you scrapper rapp? I literally it was like speaking of trappers um um irresponsible listen battle light. So we was fucking,

who is we? You a limbo? And there was this moment where now I have, you know, a thing with new partners where I feel like we have to have a discussion about you know, our STD plans, our last check up, things like that because it's appropriate. Well you did this with a hood nigga? How did this go? Now? He said, But you're good. I'm good, and so I'll be going to the ynecologist. Now this was an accident.

To be fair, it was like let me, let me watch my words, watch your words and listened to this podcast. It was okay, this what happened. We were fucking and we planned on using a condom. I knew it, but then then it didn't happen. But then who said nah condom disappeared to be fair. It was also six in the morning. Oh, let's keep back what other cups? You can't get pregnantics in the morning. Don't keep going hotel room. It wasn't at my house, and it was at my

house before, but it was at a hotel room. So that's kind of why. I was like, damn, now we're in a pickle and the sun wasn't up yet, so technically and the l A postmates a little differented, you know what I'm saying. In New York can get everything you want, but in l A, it's a little bit different. My Walgreens on my block on Sunset and Vine closed and fucking midnight and Sunset and Vine is like the

biggest block and LA what the fun? So anyway, I'm saying it was difficult, but I still wanted some dick, you know what I'm saying. I was tired of sucking it. So anyway, here's what happened. So we didn't have it. Was tired of sucking. You could have just put it in your heads. He wanted to. But anyway, so basically

we started having sex. And I just kind of figured like actually looking to the right, like your nigga listening and watching it right now, because I was just like, God, damn, it's somebody in this homeway because this is like I'm ashamed. I just want to say, also, I have really done a good job, like the l A dou that I had sucked all last year, be d d or whatever. Like we have only used condoms. Like I really do

my best. Sponsible King, I appreciate, but no, a queen, maybe I do my best because I have a primary partner, Like I have to be like, yo, like if something like this happens, you know I'm embarrassing. That is like, like seriously, like you had to tell you you know what's embarrassing about that? It's like I know gets well one no real quick, because technically I always said the only reason why I ever like niggas, I'm protected around the same time because I never wanted to end up

on Mari. I'm not gonna lie our views with Skyrocket wheezy if you brought your niggas on Mari, because you ain't know which nigga impregnated you. Even if you got the abortion I said, we still hit hit up Mari to see who the baby daddy was. Okay, here's the thing. Now, I have a huge gap from the last time I've slept with old bag because I've been gone, we've been traveling like bars. Gaps still embarrassing because I gotta be like, yo, this happened in l A because you know I would

never do that. I'm not about to just bounce back and forth. I had a mistake at a moment. Now the mistake moment was at all moment. For one, what does a long moment mean when it's a mistake, Because a long moment means you have to take a trip to Walgreens when it does open to get what they call it plan bay. So I just kind of figured, if this happened and we don't use a condom, maybe you should guess as the nigga that got lucky enough to hit raw because the bitch was wasted in six am,

you would probably pull out now. But also, I know you're rich. Now. Did you ask him for the fifty dollars? No, I couldn't do it, but he gave me money. I was about to say, I'm asking, but I love niggas give you money for a plan because it's just be like a big wall. I like my bad baby, and I don't need You know he did that on purpose. He could have at least tried to pull out and be like, no, no, no, I'm gonna tell you this

is what happened. It was something I said out of my mouth that translated different, and you say, coming me, no, I did I give me the nut. I'm sorry you say, come about nut, Mandy. I thought, not, you're thinking to me while you having sex you, I thought, I it was the same night. It was the night you grabbed my stomach. And then right after that he told me about a nut. And I almost started laughing at dick Out because I remember saying that Scott Out, and I

was like, I don't think about the nut. Okay. So here's what happens. I thought. I said, very clearly into the pillow that my face was stuff. What I really hate how she said, Bro, we've been doing this for like five years now. She has not learned how to say pillow whatever. So I'm in the pillow and my face is there the way people is at work. Bro, you just yelled in the motherfucker's ears. Bro, do you guys want the rest of this planet? Okay? Yes, give us a show my faces in the pillow. And I'm

like saying I wanted to say. I was saying, like, come in my mouth. That's not what you said. I to God in my mouth now ie swearing to God, I said come in my mouth. Did you leave off the in my mouth part? No? I said come in my mouth. And now maybe you come in and you know coming. And then he said I'm about to. So then I turned because I'm like, oh, time to play

ball and catch it. And I just saw that, oh, and I said, uh, then I'll started pushing the dick out, like trying to push this out, like you pushing the dick out with your pussy because I was talking. It was too late. It was way too late. No, but I didn't. I didn't want the kids to go up too. I was trying to get around while but we don't matter if they're coming. Even on your click, it swim down to your pussy hole, because swim to your egg. So now I'm stressed out right. I was like, and

he was like, damn, man, I'm sorry. Done. He was like, Yo, for real, I thought you said come in my pussy. I was like, no, you didn't. I thought you told me the nut in your pussy. I said, first of all, I don't say nuts. That's what I don't say. I said, Oh, I don't know, I know what you actually I think he said. I didn't think he said. I think you said I don't do that. I just don't think you remember. But if he said you said no, I didn't say that I'm allerg check I wait to learn it in

my mouth. Women's to the little eggs that she allerged to. It was swimming right down to the little mother. So anyway, after he collected his gun, and not that he collected his gun, you have to listen to Patri after that. Um most technically he shot up the club bow. That's what he dick said. Yo, pussy bitchy, you ain't getting none. So the Plan B worked. At least you know you didn't gain that much weight because it worked, you're not pregnant, right, I saved the photo. I'd like to share with you

what wait of what of what? The Plan B package? Not just the Plan B package, this story? Wait did you put it next to the gun? That would have no? No, I gotta be the car. It's it's it's the fact that one, I'm already ashamed to go get this Plan B, which is crazy because I do this fucking podcast. It's like, how could I be a aim. There's just I don't care how sexually for you are. There's something about going up to that goddamn count of being like Plan VP. Please,

what do you mean? The counter bitch? They saw that ship on the aisle. Now do they I swear to go on? I think not? Now locked up? I'm telling you now, hone, what neighborhood hone? It is in. You could go down the aisle now and get Plan B. It is in the little plastic container that will go off if you try to walk out with it. But the Plan B is on the island. So this store definitely on the Bronx. No more. I'm not even in the lower east side. I just see it. I wouldn't know.

There's a lot of Actually no, I'm not. I'm trying to be funny. I see it in the behind. I haven't had a Plan B and maybe like two years I've been doing well. You've never had to do a plan bad. I've never took one, but you have you ever what would happen? I don't know what would happened. Of course I've pid for them, pick for all of the Plan b's i've used. No, I don't talk well anyway. Alright, this is sounding like a show full of irresponsible little

but okay, this is bad. This is shape. I want you all if you wear the YouTube comments saying that this is a this is a horrible decision. I am sorry, but she happens. So I get to the counter and there's a young girl, black cute, and I said, UM, excuse me, can I have the right before she goes, I love y'all so much. Oh, just on brand while you're out. And when I tell you, I had on a mask and a hat and I said, oh, thank you, hon, it's just like I funk with y'all so hard. Girl.

So not only does she take a picture with me um after um, and I told her she needs to planning B. She was like, I'm already ashamed. Let me just tell you where. She was like, I got you, bitch. This is what I say. Look how much she took off half off? Now this gave me employee discount on Plan B. And told me she was like, Weasley, don't even girl, and don't let me you got the pocket that that money from. I don't want to know if you let him know you got half off, because then

technically you all him to some money bag. That's coffee. I was about to say, oh, coffee and a plan B. You're not him calling that not okay. This is something nickas do too. They don't want to ask you want to know, coffee and a plan. B. What do you mean right now? Not because you got half off. You could have just spent the other money on coffee. You know you like expensive coffee. So he calls me and this is what niggas do. Niggas will call you to

make sure you also took that ship. Yeah, okay, because then they got folk kids. And he called me and he said, UM, how are you doing. I'm like, babe, and he was like, what you go too? I was like, nothing, about to work, about to record Patreon, you know the fun that is. And he was like yeah, And I was like, oh, why you would to god? He was like, no, I'm just making sure you've got stuff. That's the show.

You know it works, of course you do. And these niggas be knowing you don't want to take a plan and be on an empty stomach, and do you know what else? It was a little bit funnier. So first off, I started screaming about like the fucking fact that I have to get a plan B. And he was like, YO, Like to be honest, I don't think that. UM, I have rapport with this person, like I've known him maybe like a year or two. Um, just like in and out, going out and ship and I don't think he would

have done that. I mean, I hope not like on purpose, but anyway, afterward he was like weezy, like no disrespect, like I'm sorry, blah blah. I was like, because I'm not trying to get an abortion because that ship gonna hurt and I'm scared I'm gonna have to get one. And now I gotta show my ass after playing Parenthood and bitches don't know me over there. And he was like, yo, you know they got private services and ship they do.

I said, my friend, what do you tell me? My friend paid two hunt all is um so that no other person was in the abortion clinic when she went in, so instead of just the regular four hunt it, she paid twa hunted. Well, she had the nigga paid twa hunted. That's not a lot to me because that's only three women. They'd be a lot of That's what I'm saying. But you get to close it off during the schedule. By the way, when I say that's not a lot, I mean in terms of like why would the abortion clinic

only take twelve if they can make more money. Well, you gotta understand too, a lot of a lot of us still covered by insurance, and then insurance company still don't be wanting to pay people. This nigga told me a whole experience like he'ven't been there before. He was like, no, like, I ain't never gonna let no ship like they're having you. They got some ship where you know, you go pribably. They'd be a massage and ship. And I was like, what the are you doing? But anyway I heard I

heard they gave my friend of Mimosa. Oh yeah, he said. I'm just said it's like a spot, sir. I don't think that ship is like but but you know what he said to me because I was like, nigga, why do you need to have somebody in there? He was like, you ain't the only little bit out of Well maybe they well maybe it's a massage for your stomach to make sure all the babies out. Okay, that's a lot. I didn't know what what technically that's what they do.

You know when you say, like when you say like abortion, things that are crazy. I feel like I'm someone in Texas that voted like no on the ballot, So I don't know, I've done it too got an abortion. Can't talk about it? What I mean, it's the Red State. People are listening to us and they're like, oh my god, you killed a soul. It was a diet. We talked about this all the time. It wasn't even a whole, light living thing yet. Now like if you saw arms

and legs and then did it, bitch, I'm judging you. Yeah, if you can make a hangman from it, like a stick figure, No, no, that's awful. That was awful. There is and a leg and a head. I judge. I didn't know how to say stick figure. The first thing I thought about was hangman, but I didn't mean like that's really that was what they had to do before. That is really bad. By the way, why do we play hangman? Like I listened to that ship that was

that's some racist as bullshit. It was either witch of the black people and so we should not everyone any times they were hanging people like crazy times. Yeah, of course, yeah, do you know what they thought? No, I don't watch I'm not a guy person. I hate the niggas that just be watching God, but that is not such fine. That is more. Yeah, I don't sorry, Am I talking

genre police here? There's a difference between the ships and sci fi is more like future and space and like things that really ain't happening yet, but they're happening, right, Like Avatar, Come on that. Yeah, that's got to be It signs fantasy. Oh wait, because it's like going super into the past and they were in the future. Is Avatar? It's in the future, right, So yeah, if you go to the future, it's start. Avatar was in the future. Yeah, wasn't.

I really thought it was the past because it wasn't there Dinosaurs Avatar they looked like that you're thinking about Jurassic Park. No, was it there like you're talking about Okay, okay, okay, can I be honest. I watched it last night on the plane. You watched my Avatar the whole real Born. Do you think better stuff on the plane and then Avatar from France? Yeah, that makes sense. I think I better stopped. No, no go, I didn't fly Delta back. Would you fly back? So it was this airline let

me explain myself. So you have to take a testic cot and I forget. So I took to me. You forgot to take the COVID says to come back to the country. So anyway, be how you forget, but let me tell you to let me tell you how I just made this trip. So seems from my mom she had no idea that we were taking a different I had the Delta FU laid that ship like that's what we took there, and we were supposed to take it back. Missed the fucking Delta ship because I forgot about the

COVID test. So it just I didn't have it in enough time. But they had a flight later that night on an airline called Um French b like a bumble bee, I would describe it, not Spirit but Frontier UM. So I got the first class of the Spirit airlines and not gonna front the ship was actually not bad for anybody, by the way, they wanted to go to Europe. The flight was one fifty to New York from Paris, but

first class was four goddamn. So now just saying on delta like just to go back home, it's like as so four to buckster fly first class and I could still like I wasn't laying down, but I was pretty far. But anyways, been said I was reclined. Yeah, I was reclined pretty deep. But anyway, they had Avatar, Bad Boys, and Shaft. That's it. It shoft like chef like chef. Yeah, Ken, you Barris fucking wrote the new Shaft. I didn't even know that because I watched it because that's all we

could watch. And mind you, my mom and I just clicked on it and she's looking over so we're all, this is what is? It's one, two and three? No, no, no, I mean it's okay, only three movies. Yeah, so anyway, um, back to that story. So the Avatars, they did a vaginasaur looking thing running after. I thought it was like the Avatar cells didn't look like dinosaurs, but there was ship running after and that looked at with some animals didn't, and I forgot about that whole. It's different. It's a

different planet, guys. Oh oh, it's not even it's not even al right, well, anyways, that's type of shot I like where we know that there's like all other ship but earth. How many minutes in a we are we outline is ahole episode? Bitch, We ain't do your outline at all, but it's in Yeah, yeah, this is what happens when Wheezy does that outline we talk about okay, yeah, let's go ahead. Oh horrid dirt for this week is don't buy a fucking rose. It waste of my time.

I one, I thought the Amazon one. That's not the real to me. I'm sorry. Is it road dot com? What the fund is? I don't know, but there's a real road in the she met today's race, it was do you have to beleeve something out out here? Don't? I can't. I really can't believe I told this. I'm gonna regret this plane b story so much, and you better not edit anything else. And I'm not gonna tear

no edits allowed in this week's episode. The only reason I've noted at it out is because I told my partner, like what happened, which is, by the way, what you should do. Like I sued this hood asked Nigga raw and that was wild out of my book, Like do you know? I had to text him later because he kept like saying things about like you know, like trying to make sure I was comfortable, like in case I got pregnant, and like he would help me take care of things either way. But blah, I said, Nigga, I'm

more worried about Clamidia. Do you think I could because I'm good, I could. We can. We're gonna stuck it out. But nigga, what you out going on? Because if you were a quick clamidia is only one pill, you just gotta be out for a week. No, like like work, What do you mean if I told you? As a matter of fact, let me talk to you. Motherfucker's okay.

The way I have been exposed on a weekly, I feel like everybody well and I'm taking test I also just ordered six more at home tests because every week someone's like, hey girls, So like my friend didn't even text it to me. She boys noted it to me, like she didn't want any evidence left over. Hey girls, so I test the positive. So just letting you know you might want to get tested. I have been having

to do that. Are sucking Atlanta show every fucking week and I'm just like, bro, like I have to work. Like mind you, A bitch went to a Ruba, brought all my fucking tests with me. We were testing out there. I'm just like, this is not fun. Like at this point, everybody's sucking testing positive. My mom just tested positive and my sister again again. Bitch. Last year, I thought the bitch was about to die this year. I gotta keep that home from going into work. No, bitch, don't take

Oh Mario is getting all these motherfucker's. Yeah, it's very it's very like contagious. It's very contagious. It's not really capturing folks. But I'm like that moving. But but I feel like I'm like, I feel like, I'm like, damn, why keep getting exposed. I feel like I'm having dirty sex with everybody I know, and now everybody just telling me, hey, bitch, I got a little a little scratch a little cough. You might need to go to the back. I mean,

they really and in scratching, but they coughing, bitch. So I'm like, fun, i gotta get another test. Do you know how inconvenient it is for me to like luckily to know to get it too. I agree, bro, And I'm just like, y'all inconvenience to me. I get city,

and it's putting limits on people. No or or if you're if you're going too much, your insurance or if you don't have insurance, you may like they'll let you know if you've been here too many times, your insurance can deny you, or we can if you don't have insurance, which therefore means you may potentially receive a bill in the mail. What's cool is that most people can buy at home tests. Now. No, first off, they were all gone over. I just went on uh first off, Fresh

Directord selling it. This is not as swear to god, bitch, they do be happy. I'm gonna tell you, I do a new email with them niggas every week. Of course you do, so, I want on Amazon, and Amazon got him again for just two tests at home, so caught the bitches. But anyways, let's talk about your ali Baba Rose. What happened to alie Baba road? What happened now? Why

you didn't come? You said, hold on, First of all, you got the one that has a little tongue, the section the one that I used before thee Yeah, there's the section one of the railroads, bro, not the tongue one. That's the Ali Baba ship. You gotta get the section one that's kind of like the womanizer. But that's just the womanizer and much is in the shape of So just to clarify this, this is why I'm like disappointed in me. I don't even want to pipe up the

womanizer that much. But it is a good product. It is, but it's expensive. It is expensive. I'm sure there's what why don't get a new one? Because I lost my charger and it's you didn't buy yours, right, didn't they? So we got it for free when we went when we did our l a show, shut out that right shout out to. The Womanizer has a section where basically it's like, and I heard about this like five years ago. I'm just our agent hit me up. It was like, Yo,

what the funk are you talking about? Because I was like anybody woman like? He was like, what is this that? Now? The Womaniser is like done, what is our dude? And he hit me up on what sex toys? I mean, we really really don't have a professional We just know that to swivel your diad o asking which fucking sex toys to get his girl? But think about it, though, when you have a trust and he asked me to take him to the sex book. But when you have a trusted person, like you don't know what to do?

You know what I'm saying, like, how do you know the only person that I have the most professional, professional like platonic relationship with And but I guess they're all platonic. I mean more like um innocent is Charlottagne. But he's married, I would hope, so no, no, no, like even around his wife. His wife be ready for the te though. She'd be like, girl, what's going on with that? And he'd just be looking at me like oh no, easy, no,

like please. If there could be no one more uncle than Uncle Charlotmagne, it is him because his wife is hilarious. She's like, put all city girls between its work what we're doing. Because Bro, I listened to brilliant idiots still weakly and him and Andrew are nasty ast niggas, Bro talking about dick and pussy and good. You can talk about it with Bro. You should be the one to

talk about it, right. No, I think I think that like certain people put you in a place where he's like, you know that is a little an easy, like you know that's not gonna work. Even when he was on sex cells the whole time, because the girl had her feet up grabbing a pillow, was holding grip, grabbing the pillow, and I was like, oh, he must hate. We got

to stop you from saying that word. Pollo, Hello, Hollo anyways, Uh yeah, that so yeah, I think that people like for you're saying, people we work with asking us about sex tips, I think that that happens because they are there's no one else in their circle. You and I have so many people we can talk about sex with.

But that's not a real life thing for people, you know what I'm saying, because like we're living in this world where we have access to all of these places, sex clubs, educators at the Diamond, a doctor if you need a question, like, we've networked with all these people. But if I'm just a fucking regular person in the world and I want to know about a sex toy,

who am I going to think of first? If I have access to Weezia Mandy Yo ho as damn you right as she said specifically, you're always you know, you know, hollo, Hello, I'm the home. Is there something you just share a whole Plan B story with a nigga that's not your nigga who said who said he's not going to be but he already got the Plan B story before he was. Everybody makes mistakes in their life, and I just feel like this was my first. Did you went to jail?

Who was just working. Oh wow, but I want to jail for breaking up a fight. It wouldn't even my fight. That your pain. You know, I don't know which is word for two. What's the worst mistakes? I'm not gonna good maybe in years and getting the plan B or going to jail for breaking up a fight with your friend in the nail shot. You know, both of these are these are bad. I'm gonna tell that nigga he wasn't my brand. The other day I was like, this is not even he is your brand. You used to

love telling people how you slept with your pillow. When that nigga fucking pulled after the sole house with that lamb and he was like with that fucking demotor and the chains, I said, oh now you better tuck one in. Nigga, this is gay tad. Don't be coming in the motherfucker's coming over me thinking I'm going a rapper or something. Ship just because you got a little beret on. Don't make you and he let's get bitch. You mean I am ghetto fabulous. I'm not. Maybe he's got a fabulous

you know, he's not being just giving hood as. I don't know, but that's what you really like, I know I love a nigga and be like, how you say that, Yeah, we're want to get the shark? Fuch you play. I'm like my baby, No, she's talking about I'd like to meet the ship. You were getting. Prosecuto persecute, prosecute. I heard Cardi B say that what it is Pursuta who said I'm a podcaster at I'm sorry, these are jokes. Catch them where the niggas? I don't know. This is

our studio that here in two sixth ocond. I guess I should say, hello, do you want to make somebody coming to the studio? When I saw them downstairs and he looked at me like bit to you, I said, well, excuse not you just thinking every black person that comes into this building is going to your stud know he was coming from the studio because they like, well there's other people and I will say that really um, just

knowing that people know the studio from any show. The shows that people know it from our us brilliant Rian Mall. And there's one other show that I feel like people have watched in the studio. I can't think of what it is wait now, And that feels like really great

when people are like, oh, ship. And the other day this dude in l A just randomly came up to me and was like, yo, my boy just told me you, oh the studio studio with the blue couch and I was like yeah, And he asked me if this was built for Horrible and we leased it out and he was like, that's where I seen it first, and I was like, yo, but that's super dope because like a lot of creators don't get to like be in their own space and dictate their own ship. So like that's

why I with it. But you got two rooms to work with tech ish it. I want another one. But also like I would like to have something growing. And businesses too, is like a crazy thing because you're like do I take money or do I pay out more? Do I hire more? Like that should just hard to say on Exhale, bitch, I'll still be on my exhal trying to trying to budget ship, Like I don't like an Excel. We know, but I usedmit, that's great. Have you ever tried admit? Yo, y'all should download digit you

got that. This is not an adit, nigga, I'm not a financial advice I'm just telling you what people, I'll be trying to do digit is like it'll take some cash out and try to like save it and roll it over and ship like that. Yeah, just anything that I can to like help save a little bit of pennies because I'm being ridiculous buying playing Jews. Why can't I say that because Jewish people like will not funk with us. We will get taken off of I. I don't want We're not but that's why you save money.

So well, like it's ingrained in you. Are you scaring you? Like we can't like you're Jewish? So we technically could talk about how you're Jewish. Stop talking about Jewish. People were talking about you how smart with saving money? That is drugged? No issues? Good about about acting on now that first of all my father has it is really accent. Yes they can. Sorry, we did something funny that you can only watch on the YouTube dot com back, so short decision, what do we don't? It was my like

I completely missed it. By the way. I was faith telling my own my little nigga, which one which one my Famborghini niggie the niggi and why sucking I He was like, I like that little friend, it is a French hat. He's so kollow, he said, what's that ship? That little French had? Sexiest fault? You love that ship? No, baby, let me teach you thing. But anyway, since he has a felony, I can't take him there. Listen you well,

I'm playing. His name is Lambo, not felon Bay. I already know you can't take nigga's nowhere when they got sponge though, but maybe we can go to white sponge. Do you know how are you gonna go to Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands? But he hasn't been there. I'm sure, Mandy, what what? How do you know? Who the niggas got all the beach picks? Can't crow Miami? You get to my yamie, bitch. It's just Miami and it might be fucking Myrtle Beach, but it is not

Puerto Rico. Why do we not expand our palette on that? By the way, niggas, we got a stop is Myrtle Beach in Miami's black people we love And y'all know I was living in Mexico, so I love that ship. We do gotta branch out and ship. There's some more fuck you. Okay, so where do we start for like black facas on the beach, Myrtle Beach, Papa No Beach, Miami Beach, South Beach. Bit and that's really all that matters. Nasholl niggas love Nashome on ma ain't gonna hold you know.

The Bahamas is expensive. The Bama's is the most expensive. That was so fu expensive. I spent so much in them, and I like bacon, and I'm paying to see you bitches on the beach. I was mad, people love him. I'm confused. Exooma like that. You take a bow and it's like this more clear, beautiful island and everybody knows the pigs and it's like, I eat you. Oh, but you paid to see the most and I pay like I don't eat them on a bacon, egg and cheese once a week. I was like, sir, I ate you

because and I'm paying the CEOs. How is there nothing else to do in the Bahamas but see them fucking pigs and gambles and drink. No, they got a studio in there now, fucking all the funk. Atlantis is fun. Atlantis is fun. Now they got their sls. They got

some new ship Bahama. But there's like a studio in um the Bahamas that like a bunch of artists are going to now apparently like Drake will go there for a month, Brent Bias just when they'd be having like all the lit rappers go and basically like creating the studio and just keep them on the beach trying to just clear their minds and like build and make music. Shout out to all the bohemians because they're dope. When

I went to the horrible decision they do. Shout out to everybody in the Bahamas with your toist and the Bahamas. That's where I'd be like, I am Samies, Okay. I'd be like, are they looking at me because I'm prettier? Because they listening horrible? No, Fitch, I knew I was famous when I got flut out to an island and Bitch, they noticed me from the catamar ran. Not that they were on the catamaran. We had our little boat, not the booge and they looked up and knew me. Not

even the athlete I was with. Ain't that crazy? This was years ago, clearly, but that's when I knew I was famous. I was like, damn y'all know me before, and you know how No, I'm not famous for real, because when people recognize me on vacation, I trip out more than they do. I'd be like, damn you not being what you are? We are here about it. I only had one person recognized me this trip, and this is how I felt. So she was like, oh my god,

I know you. I was like what she was like, you interviewed but bias, and I was like, no, horrible decision. That's not a bad association. Though. When I went with them Scissors though, people knew us because of when we went to the Drain concerts. There was more black people. But it's just difficult because it's like, you gotta really be in the arena for your people, you know what I'm saying. Obviously it wasn't. The recent Drake concert wasn't okay,

what do you mean? I just know she's happily with her child. I just want to be sure. I will tell you I was having this and that she has a child was right, and she's happily. Oh my god. Can I not say remember how much fun we had in Paris? Did I say when I ate you sucked up to say? For real? We had a great time in Paris. We experienced a lot, we ate food, We

were chilling, traveling, having fun. Did we also funk at the spot and everywhere and fucking go crazy and like get wild and each others pussy and a scissor for hours and hours and hours with double dildos and stuff and not the while this sex. Ever. Yeah, but I said I had. I was thinking about you because I'm here now what Okay? No, it's not okay. No, it's not okay for me to say, oh my god, I'm

embarrassing my mom. We had so much fun. We're here. No, I don't want no niggative hit me up talking about, damn man, I'm at this hotel and I remember how you stuck the skin off my dick when he was here. I ain't say I'm just here, damn near. I don't want no nigga hit me up talking about like, damn baby, I'm at the Four Seasons. I remember you remember how we had. Don't understand what the funk I said? You see what I mean. It's just that toxic. Thank you.

You're not gonna put half of memory on thank you edding. Oh this is all I said. It wasn't bad. I went back to a restaurant. Yeah, I said, Oh my god, so funny. You just wrote me I'm drinking those fat passion fruit drinks that we had at that restaurant, And she wrote back, oh, never mind, see what I mean. I feel like I got curbs. She wrote back to stop because you trilin like the little hard. I was like, stop, I want to be back, don't don't I want you back?

Writing me on Twitter talking about can I call up and say? Uh if she heard the episode? Who? I don't know she heard the episode where I was basically you were toxic. But we did talk around Christmas time just to catch up. I didn't get the vibe that she'd heard it, because normally she'd bring it up. But maybe her homegirls don't listen anymore because they don't suck me. I'm not sure, damn, because all of her friends used to listen, but I'm sure they're like, what the hell now?

Damn mate? Well, or maybe she wouldn't bring it up, or maybe she stopped listening to since she's happily in a new relationship with a child with child Uh huh, remember what you said her skin was going? Remember what I said what I don't remember what I said that. I'm glad you fucking did. Thank you so much, Edding low guardinas, we have no we're done. Welcome guys, Thank

you guys for tuning. Done about Plan b um wheezy hopefully will not be popping Plan B's like skittles in God, it was one time, but it's January, bitch, great way to start off the new year. Huh you courtkeys will be bitch. They're throw it out. I feel bad they're gonna throw it out. Stop it and I hope what fresh charges I thought? I know, I don't see the gash, but it was there. I got pictures. I'm gonna makeup and so y'all can't see. I do like a little

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our Patreon. We're gonna leave you guys with a five minute bonus clip. This has been getting. Another episode of Horror Blade Decisions was out an outline puts us on the side and I need mine, and that motherfucker did not get a funk. He said you shouldn't have let me fuck you for free, by bro, that line is what I was waiting for you to read like. It's so weird, because I mean, you know, we've talked a lot to sex workers. You and I have had sugar daddies.

You already know some of them. Niggas. Listen, I wouldn't even see you without a deposit, niggas. No, I'm not seriously like And so the fact that she was trying to exhort him for money after she already gave up the pussy, it's just like, then, here's the more of the ship. He goes, motherfucker's leaking ship from a year ago because I haven't had a haircut over a year. You know a lot of rappers and people do that before they're like they got an album or a big

day or whatever. I don't care about bitches leaguing old news. You're part of my collection. Next pair of tits and Assideby is gonna come with a refund if we break break up that contract? That bitch I build you up to sit on another niggershelf bitcher bo trophy. He returned to Twitter for the first time since February when she did that ship. He hadn't been on the entire time.

I'm glad. I'm glad that he took a break. Um, I'm glad that he took a break from social media because he was doing just a lot of like like flushing hundred dollar bills down the toilet and stuff like that, and he was losing. So he was talking a lot of ships online and not winning fights. So that was great, but also especially that you should have one at the best line and honestly, like, who was it? Was it? Alex Oh? When my page got deleted, Remember my page

kept getting deleted. It actually happened during the town hall. The first time I page got deleted Instagram key to leading me right, it hasn't happened in a wild thank god. So basically I kept getting the leading on Instagram, and the day that it happened, I was also locked out of an email account, and I say, oh, Lord, didn't got my news. So for some reasons, no, I just figured they would do the password thing. It wasn't my email, it was I thought they would get the passwords and

find it. So for some reason I called Andrew because I thought he knew someone in Instagram, and I was like, dude, I needed to help me, and he was like, whoa, well, hold on, hold on, let me check Reddit. I said, where are you checking? Ready? He goes, because you probably if it's not on there, you're good. He's like, but one is getting on posted on Reddit. He's like, do you think anything's bad? And I was like, do I think anything is bad? So then I call Alex freaking out,

and he's like, why do you even care? Like this isn't even a bad look for like what you do for a living. And I was like, bro, yes it is. So I was about to say when my nude went all over the it then it was a good one that you had. What if mine isn't good? Well? It was also weird because it was from when I was eighteen years old, so it was just it's clearly old.

Yours is clearly old. I am thirty years old. The fact that a nude is circulating Reddit from when I was eighteen living in Atlanta before my titties even started dropping, like get the funk out of here. You're just lucky. It was good because it could be bad. Well, I've got are good. I don't send out bad one, so I don't have bad ones, but I have in my phone,

like I'll go through That's what I'm talking about. Oh, I don't send out bad ones, but I'm like, I've got ones that maybe like that that didn't get sent out and if they had the eye cloud, let me go through that. At the day, like bro speaking of that ship, I was talking to a whole girl's mine who like made like sex tapes with like a guy she's been dating for a while who's famous us, and she was like, yo, he wants us to videotape them

on like he doesn't care about her. He doesn't think that she will expose him because they've been in a relationship for a minute. But he's just worried they'll get hacked. So she said, they fucking went too best Buy and they kept telling the girl night vision, night vision, and she was like, Okay, I see what y'are saying. So then it's just that the girls trying to help her, like to like tell her how to basically like make

the sex tape. And she said that there's so many of them that require USB or SD cards that they had to get such an old one to actually get tape footage. I was about to say like and then even if you get it on a tape, how do you play it? Like, there's not even DVD players. DVD players were after people using so but but that's still connected to the Internet. I still think there's a cloud for PlayStations and ship. Yeah, there there is a PlayStation.

That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying, So this is what they came up with. Um it wasn't Christmas. I'm sorry they did it for like one of their birthdays. So he plays ball and um, he's like all around the country, right, but he is someone who's like known, So I get why he's scared. But sometimes I feel like, did they really be in their head too much about getting exposed? Are these thing is paranoid? I mean it's

not even that to be well, not only extortion. Um, Like I don't know, niggas will claim they lose millions. Like when I was a blogger, I did a story and post