Ep 249: 2021 Recap

Who would have thought me, wheezy chose a white woman for the episodes that I loved this much this year? However, it's not Sophia. I'm sure that was your guest. It was actually Lisa Anne. I totally forgot we had her on and she's fucking gendary seasoned in the game and said so many things about broke men and their dick that I can relate. Check it out. Wait a second, spurs and saying you for ten days, that's why they say you're ovulating for seven to ten days, really swimming

around there, swimming around there, trying to get in. Do you ever feel it swimming side of you? I have no you lie. That's what I was just gonna say. It was in my eye because when you get come in the eye, you visualize these little sperms that you saw in movies, like how they explained the sperm, and you visualize it thinking that your eyes an egg. Right, it's your you, and you know here's you're supposed to use milk. So you go into your your rent yellow.

You put milk in your eye. The lactic the lactic acid in the milk calms down the sperm and make sure eyes you can drive home from set, because the fucking come is like making your eye on fire. And then you're picturing the sperm and it is true the egg thing you do. Wait, you feel it in your eyes.

I'm swimming around. That's the visual your heads tricking. You mean to get it burns, but it's like a motherfucker when you squint them and you can get the light pollution, you can see that that looks like firm you're doing. You're telling you you're doing a little stars when you look up into a light. Bitch. The real question I want to know is is it two percent hole or almond? Well, listen, if you're at a location house. You've got com in

the eye. You're using anything they got in the fridge. Okay, anything they got in the fridge, what a call them? That down that water milk his elactic acid. Yeah, and it's it's unbelievable. Just put in a cup, you know, flush on your eye. I feel like if anyone on this tip lashes big enough that it held some of the load, like you're like holding on You're trying to pull the lashes off and get that that out. I

like bout cockey. It's like my favorite, which is hilarious because whenever they get come in there, I'm like, oh, I feel so bad for you, and they don't move. There's such good girls. They just sit there way for more, right, They just they know you see it's happening. You're like, bless her heart. I've been doing a lot. You'd be so proud watching like you're actually doing. No, we do

a thing like between our rounds now. He pulls out and he likes to come on my face and then he goes back and puts it in, so he's sucking me while there's that's just called that's like is that just a facial is like like a round of men goes round and no, no, no no, BUCOCKI is like, I want to make the rules here. I want to say it's seven or more, it's a group. If it's four or less, it's not a gang bang, it's group scene. Right. You know the argument we said many said she feels

like her max could be three. Three would be my max. You can't cater to three. But if one's down and having a weak moment, you don't have another one to step in. That's the beauty of multiple participant. But I have two more. Yeah, but yeah, but well they're both busy. You either got your hands, your mouth, your asked your vagina. Okay, okay, so what what was what is your have you done DP?

I mean with a toy start start well, so I was just saying so I was just like if I wanted, okay, let me ask you and we'll get into blocks excellence a little bit. This is the flow that I'm really Do you like this, don't Lisa, don't tell me that. Because I like Mandy and I we have an outline first. We always got these argue about the outline because sometimes we flow, sometimes it's outline. I like a mix of both. Mandy Mandy is cooking her phone is because she wants

to get on the next segment. Can you skip? No? I don't know, because I watch the whole thing. I just Lisa, don't don't let for me. This is Moe. We're not gonna do I like an outline. I'm a Libra. Okay, so it's a control But I only say that because apparently I was born in October. But I don't believe in science or the moons and stores. The full moon last night, by chance, it was beautiful, Libra. Yeah, it didn't look like a scale to me. The shape didn't change.

You know. It was the full moon that pushed the container truck that had been stuck in the canal for multiple days. It was the full moon the current from the water that was able to free that cap size. We're just hitting it for so long, trying to get it out. When it came out Neday, that was wild. So it's in the rundown. Man's sex like sexllence is gonna get us into even ahead. But wait, I wanted to finish the goddamn gang bang. So d P are you willing to do it? So here's the thing. I

will do it with two participants. The thing is, I'm a size queen, and so I feel like if I wanted to do a game bang that I actually enjoyed, one of the dicks would have to be small. But I'm true, I'm telling you how my orfices work. Trust me, you can push the limits on those. I'll push it with my man already. But I'm telling you, if he is in my vagina, the size that have to go on my dick for me to be So we do

it with my toys already now. So that's why I know kind of when it gets to a point where okay it hurts, it's you use a butt plug to open up before you got a little bit dazzling one. Now, so I'll be walking around like I'll be trying to show my little No, it's not. I'm not that wealthy yet. I'm not. And my god damn Buddha hole. But um, I feel like that's the thing. And this is not to shame it is. I mean, I guess we do it all the time. I don't really get wet two

small looking dicks. They're not even that cute looking to me. So it's just a message to everyone out there that feels that their dick is not too small. We're not shaming you. We really want you to have a lot of miraculous sex. So we have a different gauge of small. You're small is just fine, really small. My advice is this, fucking go to school and become a plastic surgeon. You will still get a hot fucking bitch even with that little dick if you do plastic surgeon, right, that's they are.

But my sugar daddy a small dick. And I was like I really couldn't even I didn't even feel not. I mean, I didn't feel like I didn't give a I don't care if my nigga's and sponsors was paying me, if they dick was little. I even said, oh I don't suck dick. I couldn't do it. I just didn't want to do it, Like maybe the money wasn't enough for you. I even was like it was only so full every time looked at my floor ceiling windows and your closets and your planes. Oh my god, do you

think I gave a fuck. So that's my advice to you all out there. If you're fits in your hand with no extra then just sucking study. Maybe you need to learn the crypto steady heart, just get it because you're not out there slinging that dick with no job, and I'm some girl, take it, okay, small. Maybe that's why a lot of big dick dudes and a lot of good sex. It's like broke dick because I always talk about how good broke dick is. It's the best.

And when I need a guy that has a big dick that also has a job, by telling like, I don't know I have a job, you show me getting funked all the time. I know, but I mean, you really need to do nothing else. No, And you're also surprised when they're not assholes. You like, you know, you could be a kind of an asshole with that dick. Guys have been pretty kind, but I feel like it's because they know they can funk whoever they want, and

they're always very patient with sex. Do you ever notice that? Yeah, because they hurt girls and so they're very A lot of them also to a lot of the big dick niggas don't really stroke that well because they have put so many women in pain, which is I'm gonna let y'all know now for the little dick niggas, A lot of my friends like little dicks because they don't like pain. I'm just a size pain queen. I guess I like paint. I like to feel like full and stretched a little.

I like to feel like a baby could slat right out after you, Okay, Like damn, this just like the size of the baby's when they go out on the porch. Like. I don't know how it came out. I just want outside. Bank was right there. What a fucking show is that? Yo? It's it was a what is it called? I'm pregnant?

Didn't know? Didn't know? Oh? I was thinking. This next blip comes from episode two oh six, A Conscious Heatonist and Naked Sushi featuring t This was one of my favorite episodes because Tianna was just so open and free with her sexuality. And come on the idea of a gang bang for your thirtieth birthday party. If I'm not mistaken, I think she said she made it to twenty two people who get banger. If you don't believe me, take

a listen for yourself. So for my thirtieth birthday, it's it's a big mark, I feel like for any person. And so I wanted to do something that kind of spoke to who I was, where I come from, and my sexual sex positivity journey and my poly journey. And it wasn't until a dear friend of mine named Lila was like, well, what do you want? You've kind of told me like so and so said you should do this, and so and so said you should do that, but

what do you actually want to do? And I took a moment, I was like, I don't even know what do I want? And so when I took that time to be like, okay, what do how do I want to curate my birthday from start to end and the journey I want to take my guests on along with me, I then proposed that to my partner, um, and we can call him orian Um for the sake of privacy. UM. And so I don't yeah, like the bell exactly and I don't know, he's a very magical person, so um

so UM. I basically said to him, you know what I would love to do is have a love feast when everyone arrives. And so a love feast is where you can't feed yourself, everybody has to feed you. And I wanted it to have start with sushi me covered in sushi, completely naked and everybody eating the sushi off of my body, and they had to ask for what they want, because that was the theme of the entire night,

was asked for what you want. And so as guests arrived, they were told the instructions of they couldn't feed themselves, and I had the soy sauce in a bowl right in my pussy, and so they had to like dip the sushi in the in my pussy to then feed each other. And I'm watching all of this happen over me. Um. I had sixty people there, yes, how many pieces. I had ordered a lot of sushi. I feel like I need about sixty. I made sure it was I was complete,

like scrolls shushini like I had. Yeah, but yeah, I can't eat anymore. Yeah. Well, after everyone had their fill, I then went upstairs and I showered, and everybody just kind of had like their cocktail hour waiting for me to come back. And then when I returned, we then did a series of intimacy games that my friend Lilah hosted, where basically because everyone either came solo or as a polyquel or with a couple, so I wanted to break all of that up. I hate when I go to

a party and everybody's clustered around each other. You only hang out with the people that you know, and so I wanted to get rid of all of that. And the intimacy games made everybody do eye gazing and engage with each other. We did gazing so uncomfortable for me. I can't do it. It is, but that's part of breaking down those walls and know Alex and I had to do it for this kid. I couldn't do it like. We then had everyone um do do kind of like

a like a congoline kind of style. And then you had to go through and ask for how you wanted people to touch you. And so you could say like just below my neck or just my face or only my ass, And so everybody got to go through the line asking for what they wanted and how they wanted the room face everybody was pretty much like touch me wherever, so like blanket exactly and then uh and so but me,

I got to go twice and then people would kiss me. Oh. When you're blindfolded while you're going through the line, that's also the key. So you're going through this and having people touch you and interact with you and you're completely blindfolded, and so that's the other part of the Anthony games. And then to kind of get people, So that was to mix up the clusters and mix up the group, and then to get everybody kind of winding down and taking off layers of clothes. We then did partnered massages

that my partner Ryan led everyone. How long is the party? It was? It was all night. This is just the warm up actually really because outside of the naked sushi part, there's another part to this. And I was like, and mind you when when she told me about this party, he was standing right next to her and I was like, you was cool and on this and he said, yes, she was happiest I've ever seen, Like he literally port

of it. I'm kinding the Caucasian sack. Yeah, they're not together no more, still friends and allowed her to stay with me the rest of the night and was like one. I was like, right, was amazing. It was funny. Um. So then after the NBC games and massages, then the kind of the final part of the night that I was really looking forward to, and that's essentially being yes, you're laughing. Yeah. I was like, are you thinking about that time he came enough, I'm just laughing and I

don't know. I'm sorry, I don't know. This is like all my dreams come true. This is amazing. Um. So then basically I was striped naked, and then I was laid down on my stomach to a spanking bench essentially, and my partner Ryan was in front of me. He put his cock in his in my mouth, and then I had another one of my friends who was like stroking my head and petting me. And then everyone was then invited to penetrate me with either their fingers, dildo or cock, and they all had They all had two

minutes um to be able to penetrate me. So we were able to get to I wanted to get to thirty because I was turning thirty. But we were only able to get to twenty two because at that time other people started dying. Um. So they were all fucking and I had your blindfold. My blindfold was on. I was blindfolded, gagged, and all I could only hear. Basically everything else was like deprived. And that was the fantasy coming in a few weeks. That should be a so I begain like, I just want to slow this down

and reiterate what we're going on. So you were bent over? Uh what was it a spanking bench? Speaking bench? Your partner was in front of you, so he was the only person like sucking my mouth. Yeah, he was sucking your mouth. And then just whoever whoever in the room. All sixty guests there had permission. They did not have to ask me or say anything. They just had to sign up. I had another friend who was basically the ringleader.

It's like a sheet, yeah, basically a sheet that they could sign up for and then they get two minutes to penetrate me. And so we had people doing, wait, bro, what that? How want you guys to tell me the last sign up sheet you've seen? Because mine was an extermination signup and the hallways. I ain't gonna hold you. It wasn't a train bank. I wanted to all of the restaurants, make you sign up now, Bro, you gotta put your name, phone number, you know what I mean.

So that's a lot of sign up She's now, but I don't. I never know anyone I have a sign up sheet. Do you drink and do drugs or not? I love drugs, not so much drinking. I'm not really, my metabolism for alcohol is very low. We're the same. Yeah, I love, I loved. Are you sober this night? Did you want to remember it? Did you want to one percent? Wanted to remember it? Was? I smoke cannabis pretty regularly. I consider it just like my medicine, even though I

don't have a medical license. Um, so I don't consider that me getting high. That's kind of my baseline. Um But I wasn't on any other substances that night, and I think I maybe had a glass of prosecco, but I've done all the other drugs. Let me just put that out there when you said I wanna, I wanna. I do want to end on this with just because I think a huge part of not only your sexual liberation with yourself, it does have to do with that communication.

So what was the conversation when you asked and told your partner this is what you wanted. And a lot of women fear that they may be treated or looked at differently after, So what was the conversation like after and then well, you know, let you sign off, But I want to know those two what those two conversations it was starting with just being clear about my fantasy was to be fucked by a series of strangers, but the reality of that is very risk, high risk, and

so I that's not within my risk profile. Um So because of that, I wanted to create a similar situation where I could get the feeling of being penetrated by strangers and having that kind of like being objectified essentially. Um And so when I explained that to him, he was extremely sex positive. Everyone that we invited and black she said it like she was thinking about getting in

a car. He was so sweet about it. He was like, if you get the Nissan, you you get whatever you Why couldn't you go with the Ferrari the g Wagon Like yeah, they were actually I really and I actually got sucked by a lightsaber dildo. That was one of the funner parts that I got to see the pictures afterwards of me being sucked by because my friend made a three D H three D printed dildo and I

thought it was three D photos. I'm like, they didn't out. Yeah, not photos, but I had a professional photographer there to take photos of the moments that specifically were about me because I wanted to protect other people's privacy and I also have mass so people wanted to if they got caught in background, they could protect themselves or real copying. But did anybody come on you? No one came on me except for my partner, who was the last person who sucked me, and so he came inside me, which

is really nice. Next up on our list, well at least my list, is another solo episode. This one is from episode two oh four titled Famous Freaks. The episode was supposed to be about celebrities and all the kinky ship that they're into. But of course we dive into other dumb ships, just like we do when we're alone, because I'll love it when we get along, Like when Mandy didn't know whether or not there was a rainforest in the United States and Edite and I were joking

that there wasn't. Turns out the jokes on us it exists. But anyway, here's the mess from that episode, Famous Freaks. Now this one is um really interesting. Not that one. Let me is good though. Richard Gear white Man, if you're confused, pretty woman, I love that you know all the white people. I like movies, so that's how I know a lot of actors. What is it we're gear? Can I see what does white man. You don't remember pretty woman Mandy Runaway bride with Julia Roberts. They didn't

remember Julie Roberts. He was a rich guy, so when it comes to bedroom activities, he's a true freak of nature. He is into something called gerbil ing. Now we have talked about this once before. Actually you might have talked about it without me with who did you interview and I wasn't here and she liked someone wanted a hamster spun? Was it Tyomi nostress? Mistress unknown unknown? Yea, so jerbiling when you were there? Maybe I was mistress unknown and

they wanted a hamster in a blender. Well this isn't that. But basically, gerbiling is when someone receives pleasure anally by inserting a small animal mouth hamster rat Gerbil wrote it. Now this is where we draw the line. Though became the center of this room. Or in the mid eighties, when he was checked into Cedar Sinai Hospital in l A after inserting his pet, Gerbil up his ass. Unfortunately, Titus was stuck and is the name of his Uh, yeah, it was stuck in his anal cavity and it had

to be surgically removed. Richard claims as a rumor, and it's not true. But how would a rumor like this get started? And why would it stick for over thirty years? It's very specific. Yeah, if you ever um it's I mean, but in real life, unless we can see the hospital intake records, you can't. It's a hippo violation. Yeah, but it's ample violation for us to know that he went there anyways. Well, bitch, we ain't matter. I ain't hip,

but for me, oh, I ain't got no credentials. They say he liked it in his butt all right, allegedly alleged we got some. It's really like I feel like I could, like if there was like a Drake one on here, like I wouldn't do it. I feel like these people are for a different time or they don't matter to me. But also, who the who the lady that um just got paid from Nicki Minaj and she because she leaked the sample with funk flex Bro. These old people be having right, this is what I'm saying.

She from another generation too? Is she I here suing Nikkia? We're not taking their allegend and if anything can continue going yea like the episode. I ain't trying to lose the studio. This is all allegedd alright the last one.

Oh I love this one, baby. Okay, Now they nicky, they might thing they saying in through thousands, they say he's saying, do you know he gave every but when we all knew he was gay, But now were whatever reason my mama didn't her gate our suck pull up a picture of his family used to love us from Ricky Martin. We didn't want to funk Ricky Martin. I never wanted to fun man, you bugging Ricky Martin. I never wanted to Ricky right, I can tell you yet, never unless it was mixed with black so like they

got black people would. But Ricky Martin's fucking family man, Like Ricky Martin is good looking. I'm not gonna frita gorgeous family. He's got kids, him and his man. I'm gonna like to you think him in a Rique's the fuck? Can you allegedly? No? Not Enrique has a foot fetish two. Okay, So Ricky de mart think he's saying in the Blender magazine, I love giving a golden shower. I've done it before.

In the shower. It's like so sexy. You know, the temperature your body and the shower water is very different. There aren't too many people out here to it not but he also supposedly has a foot fetish, but that's nothing in comparison to waking up in a puddle of piss. I gay men are so about the Golden Showers, and I love talking about it because has many talks about it. W don't that straight. I've been been someone who had partner.

They're like the Golden Show. Well no, I mean with gay men, like I'm saying, you got both got dick, So yeah, I can't just squirt my I feel like it's funny with it now. Y'all know it's Mandy b a k A Peg the Stallion. And there's no way I could sit here and and one off without recapping the pegging episode. That's right. It took us about four years, but we finally were able to get a heterocyst mail on the show to explain why he enjoys being pegged.

It was amazing his openness and vulnerability to sharing something that most men probably wouldn't admitto. My next favorite moment comes from episode two seven. I enjoy being pegged featuring mail. I do want to get to though the first time you experienced it and who you had get you in there,

because it wasn't and they're correct. No, So I actually reached out to a a dom who who identified as lesbian, and I did that because I didn't want I wanted her to be able to focus, like, you know, I wanted to make sure that she was focused on me, focused on making sure it was a good experience where it's like, um, somebody who I felt was like attracted the men might you know, be all in their feelings or I don't know, or they just might be really horny or whatever. I wanted her to be able to

focus on it, right. You reached out to a lesbian doum. So I was in like a little group chat and like we were, and I knew some people in there, and I knew that she was she was don identified as lesbian, and so I reached out to her and she was like yeah, sure, and like we she was very good because she actually knew the right questions to ask, Like she knew like all the things to negotiate before

the whole scene happened. Yeah, So she wanted to know like whether or not she could put my hair, whether or not she could, um, you know, call me names, whether or not she could slap me or spank me or um. You know, she was like, we're gonna set up a safe word just in case, like something goes wrong and you you know, you want me to slow down or stop. Like she was very big on, um on trying to understand my pain tolerance, understand like how

far I was ahead in my training. And she even like gave assignments, like she was like, I want you to do this tonight, and that night she was very good. Yeah and um. And so the first time, like it wasn't like a huge like it felt kind of just natural, like we we were already friends and it was it just kind of felt very chill, um. And it was actually a very enjoyable time. Actually, the first time was actually was watched by five women. Were watched by five women.

Is that the story that I'm hearing from shout out to the hor hive? Can us? That's actually that's actually a different one, right, Okay, so tell us what the hor hive did to you? Um, So that one actually kind of happened by chance, right, So we had, you know, taken this little like mini vacation um. And it was a group of ten of us and we're taking a little mini vacation. Um. We were um like a little

like a cabin thing that we had in it. And so there was a girl there who actually was also bisexual, and she had brought a strap one and they and they had known that I was into it, so they kept saying like, hey, man, bringing strap one, bringing trap one. So I was like, all right, I just bring the stuff whatever, just in case it happens, which I wasn't planning on it happening. But this girl like did the

same thing. She um, she was trapping another girl and everybody was like watching and then she was like, you know, I'm gonna try this on you next, and I was like okay, you know, but she actually had a much larger trap one and I was like, no, we're going to switch over to mine. Um. And it was actually

maybe like just three of us in the room. UM. She started, and then people just kind of like started coming in the room while it happened, and then everybody was just stand around watching and people like, oh, I want to try and are you getting nervous when people often no. Actually, to be honest, I wasn't. I A lot of these people that were in this group are people that I've had like in group chats, and I've

you know, people posting news all the time. So I knew these people, like, you know, I've seen him at other events as well, So it was very much a comfortable thing. I knew that people there were very non judgmental and that people were okay, wait when people said, hey, I want to try, Now, how many people ended up getting in your buddle? Um, let's see one three three, And it's funny. And it's funny because they they were all scared. They were all super scared, and I was

like trying to like scared. Yeah, I was trying, and I was trying to ease. Like. They were like, oh, I feel like I'm gonna hurt you, like I don't know, like whatever, and I'm like, my girl is okay, like and they're like they're like, oh no, Like I feel like you know it's going to hurt. And did you

get your dick stuck while you're gatting pig. Another one of my favorite episodes was from the episode titled blind Sex, where we featured a blind man see Note, who was actually host of The Blind but now I can see podcast. See Note sits down with Mandy and I, um, who's a long time listener of the show, which I really approved. She ate and starts to tell us all about his sex life and what it's like to have sex with no vision, what it's like to watch porn, what it's

like to date meet women in the real world. It was super interesting, I opening. I'm sure he would love that joke. Go check out his podcast, but for now, here's the clip from two o nine Blind set. I feel like this is probably one of the coolest episodes we ever gonna have. Not to put the pressure on you because I don't want to, just like he wasn't and you see she come out the gate and pressure, bro, you gotta ease people in. I'm so high. This is a lot of insight, no pun you know what I'm saying,

because I feel like cool, get it eating. So I met c No because um he did a consult with me for his new podcast, Blind But now I see he was bugging on the first name, but we got with But yeah, I really wanted to have somebody on and I feel like I can't use the word disability, but you're visually impaired. And it's so interesting to me to have this conversation because we hear so many things about We just had a guest a few weeks ago to talked about sensory deprivation and how she was blindfolded

and ship and how things are heightened. And I think it's gonna be so dope to just learn about you your sexual experiences. I know you may not talk about sex too much on your pod, but like right, anything anything, but like, yeah, this is just really exciting for us. So, um, can you introduce yourself, tell people what you do, and just a little bit about your story on yeah, how you lost your vision. Well, my name is c No. I called myself blond Poppy. Blond Poppy to her Ray

Charles like, I'm I'm a party promoter. So pretty much nine years ago, I was shot three times being wrong but they was trying to wrong me and shot me three times, left me there to die. Pretty much seven days in the hospital, four days I see you, three days recovery. That's it. And I told my mouth I got to get him to my son. Doctor said you couldn't come up, that he was one years old. Out, Oh, I thought your son. I have misunderstood when I met you some of your son was not nine. Okay, so

you've seen your son, yeah, I have this first birthday. Wow. Wow, So when when this happen survived an we gotta take away some sins three So okay, I totally misunderstood. So you had your son, you get out your blind. I know you told me a little bit briefly about how you did anger management walle blind, but just from a sex perspective, like how long did you go before you even want to have sex or could? Yeah, I came, Oh, I wasn't even a hospital. I said worked. I strayed

up in that to the doctor it ain't working. It ain't even that's what you said. That's you were in the hospital just from being shot, and your concern was whether you would get hard again. And you took my eyes. I don't want to know what else you took. That's going at ain't no use. What was the response like, how was I mean what the doctor's response when I said doctors response to that? He was like pretty much your body going through trauma to see a couple of

days and started moving. I'm like I'm good to go. Wow, I went home. That's extras that won't the first day. You think it was sympathy pussy. Yeah, I had a whole lot of that. The whole lot of that sympathy is if you're not getting pussy shot everybody. Okay, I didn't nigga that got shot. We know you like niggas asleep with guns and that I'm gonna suck him anyway.

But I was like, see him you hurt? So wait, the sympathy pussy that you were getting, was it girls who already had sex with girls are sex with girls that dubbed me before. But I wanted to see what it was about. Huh. They thought it changed, Like I hear the weirdest questions, you know, the whole lot. You still know what you're doing, and I'm like, what should be confusing to the after then it's like, yeah, you do know what you're doing, SUSY's not confusing though. All

you gotta do is the legs. That's it. But but a new pussy the same anatomy brow pussy be kind of different because I now it ain't hard. I'd be hesitating. You can't see that ship, so it's not like, you don't know what I got bumped on there was. Oh my god, it didn't be nervous. It's your sense of smell like crazy now, yeah, the touching taste, but like with pussy specifically. Yeah, I could definitely smell if it ain't something. Guy ain't doing that. Damn I keep spell us. Yeah,

and I'm nervous. Fish was just look, we just said the way the way we were sweating last we were just saying just white. Took some wet white, some undarms. It was a little much. I do want to start with some icebreakers, and one of the first ones you almost told me by saying, wait till that was not an icebreaker, bro. Hell no, that's how we jumped out the gate. How long you been listening to our shows? You know, for a long time. Stay in the house

and just listen. So my first icebreaker question for you is what do you think we look like? Tell me this. I think you slim, like a Carmel color. You're giving her way too much melanot bit slim, Carmel color. I like a little booty, very little accurate. It's a medium mandy, I say, carmel kind of short, thick, kind of short and think he had that right. Huh. Well, the only thing I'll tell you I think that he might help

you think about what I look like. We always kind of have the same, Like I wear braids a lot. I realized that how podcast listen to the podcast talking about him? You said there and said braids is you? That's true, Mandy, who knows what Nobody knows what I'm a look like? When I come in, I ain't gonna hold Sometimes you got a wig, sometimes you got short. Oh that's right, I was talking about that different. See, he'd be listening. Ladies. You may just needed to go

block because they listened. Damn you listen. You're good? True. Do you notice that with yourself? Do you feel like you're like paying extra attention? I feel like way more attention now. Damn you probably lies all the time. Didn't you tell me that all the time that it was two years ago? I still remember what you said all the way. That's crazy, like you can't write it down or you can't see it to keep going over it. You play that in your head over time. Yeah, I um.

When we did our console, I've been leaving people notes, like written notes, and I was like, well, let me do this different with you know, and I did a voice note so that he listened to it. And I was thinking to myself, like, how annoying is this gonna be if he got played? Nah, listen to it. Like times really don't get annoying. It's like a talking book. Honestly, I'm I'm really excited to listen to your podcast because

it's so interesting to me. You know, Like we were just saying when we spoke, like you don't really meet a lot of blind people. Maybe you'll come across them, but like, how many conversationally do we have? Never? Even before I went blind, I really did see a lot of a lot of people. Yeah, And I mean it's

just just it's different. So you don't you don't meet more people now that you're blind, Nat, when you get a PT cruiser than all you notice is p's not It's not like that would be like hearing I went to some blind incot management that it was just straight blind people in there. They were just like you didn't like, No, I finished the class. I had no choice. Why do you not no choice? My mom and my cousin was not playing that let's go. Yeah, you want to bug out let's go how long did it take you to

stop being angry? Uh? The first six years? I was angry? Wow wow for six years every night and then you do something I don't like. I would snap. What ship is like? Treat me like I'm I'm regular, So don't tippy tour around me, don't lie, keep it round because I'm angry. I'm not gonna beat you up. I'm gonna just distance myself from you. What's crazy is everyone that I think we've even interviewed that has some form of a disability that's been like their number one request. Treat

me like you would anybody the fun else. That's why we talk. You aren't here with a fitting counts. I had niggas wearing that little hoodie back and you know what I mean. And c J don't have fights. My mother still cursed me. I ain't nothing changed good. So CJ, treat your brother who's your eyes pretty much? Right? Yeah? That's my So let's talk about when you meet somebody, do you give c J all the credit to tell you he should have a dad? Tell me? Sometimes it depends.

If I'm drunk, I don't care. I mean I don't care. Sometimes I don't care I can't see Did you ever watch the movie shallow Hell? So it's a yeah, yeah, I seen that they in his eye they look skinny, but really they like have you said it all? Yeah? Okay, but don't you feel like that's like a blessing to disguise that something? Yeah? But then sometimes they'd be like your friends like, bro, what you're doing? Bro? And I'm like,

what what I'm doing to me? They don't got no face to I can't see the ship, bro, I can't see the shape my right here? He like, not can let you go out like that? Bro? No? That's no, no, that can't let you go out like they? What did you say that you ain't never met a real funny bitch? I did? I met all different type of girls being blocked.

So that's interesting because I wonder if that's our ego, Like, do you think that knowing not even being able to see that someone's attractive, knowing they're attractive ways that much? Mm hmmm. I can said you probably like a personal Yeah. Do you feel like you've been having more intellectual conversations with women, like you've been getting closer to them? I ain't someone mat straight dub after the two weeks. Why are you dubbing bitches? And when you hit me with that,

send me a cat what notsh apps? I can't do I can't. I like that be don't treat you different. You got money, you ain't get set on mine to be different. They come to me like they had talked like money, what I'll be right back. I spend all of it over. Do you find it like when dating though, like,

what's just something common that happens with women? Do you think that you become almost like a fetish Do you feel like girls want to know what it's like to somebody, but because you like, you know, I had a couple of girls that yeah I ran into that was like that, but it was like, oh yeah, you're definitely like I see you more into it. Yeah, usual hands more, it's passion. But it's really like, I'm not trying to be passionate with you. You just need to do this stuff. Just

get it off and I'm out. Have you ever had like a threesome or sex with Yes? Have you had it before? You were lying after after? But he can't all to put it like they just don't need to talk to this man like he blind anymore. He gave. Let's just talk about not because I'm bead at you, like for me in a threesome. There's a lot of ships you gotta watch out for, like his legs flying and ship like you're telling you After that, I can

have a foot hit me in the face. And one of our biggest accomplishments this year UH as Podcasters and being on Horrible Decisions was of course our feature on the Breakfast Club. Shout out to Uncle Charlemagne and everyone at the Breakfast Club for having us on. Of course, that also led to one of our most popular episodes of the year, which is episode two twenty six, the

Top five Nastiest Sex Acts. We get into some pretty gross things this episode, but then also I decided to share it with the world how I dabbled a little deeper into my foot fetish this year. Take a listen now. This is episode to Top twenty five Nastiest Sex Acts. So real quick storytime. So, while I was at the sex club, I was of my friend on what Altpha and of course because I was on Molly, I was massaging his and then my new my new girlfriend's feet

at the same time. So I'm sitting there just massaging both of their feet, and of course I was just there because he said, I'll be massaging his feet, but I don't really lick his feet, and so I was like, I'll lick your feet. So I go to lick his feet and I go and of course I licked the big toe. He said, no, licking the big toe is vanilla. He was like, if you really funk with me, and I know you really into me, you gotta suck the middle toe because if you don't really like feet, who

is a friend. He's just a friend. Say he's just a friend. So he was just friend. But I ended up sucking his middle toe and I sucked it good, like I licked between you know, like the cracks of the toes, and then I put his middle toe in my mouth. I just so the big so you gotta really open wide like the little toe. You gotta. So I proved that I was really into him and that dick by sucking the middle toe, I think I've made it. I think I've arrived. I think I really have gone

from literally cringing. This is full circle here. I used to not even want to look at feet, bitch. I just sucked the middle toe in the sex club, so people saw it. Mage was I think Maje was over there at least our last test mail or whenever mail comes on. I don't. I don't see if we can give her a call. Do you have Marges's number? I'm not look through the Twitter that I have her come because it's giving I need to know the rest of the story. Well, I was on Molly, so I don't

know if she watched that. I'm pretty sure she watched take the Peggar dick. I took the Pegger dick? What's your number? And I was like, you know, can you FaceTime people on like on Twitter? I don't think so, that's just the I G thing. I need this story. What's your name? I don't know if she watched me like suck the toe. It wasn't like a long lasting act. She really want to know that. I just told the story more. What more is there? I sucked the middletoe,

she says she really wants. I took the Pegan dick and I was petting everyone because I was high on Molly. A bit better answered the phone. Even if she got what happened when she was on FaceTime, Oh the turd fell out. I don't care. She on the taking up. She answered it. I want to hear this. I don't know. She probably looked at it. She's about to answer, Marge, we need to confirm. Wait, wait, you were a lot much. You can you hear as much you can hear us.

You are live on air, honey, welcome to horrible Decisions. Wheezy has a question for you. Please say you cannot confirm nor deny anything here? Okay, bitch many talking about she gave this nig a pedicure with her mouth and I need to I didn't know she watched that part of Now did you see the foot going in Mandy's mouth? I didn't. I missed that. I was fucking. I missed the hag. But you didn't see this bitch game. Huh, I'm missed alike. Did you see me get pegmash over

the side of my Wait? What's that noise? Yes? What's that noise? What was was moaning? Dem? If you could just replicate one more time before we say goodbye? Um? What was the sound I heard? Like? Classic? I heard clap on somebody was sucking. Was it a butt clap or was it a hand clap? It was a skin it was like a skin to skin quat. Okay, skin to skin contact, thank you so much for your service. That was like, see, don't nobody really be worried about

what other people are doing at the same club. Bitch, everybody trying to get their own all. I don't know whody give a funk about me sucking a toe a middle toe. That wraps up today's episode and recap of our one. Although we got back outside for a little bit this year for some whole stories. We hope that you guys are staying home indoors and being safe during this o Marion. Now, I know that some of you

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