Ep 239: Sex Toys & Scalp Massages

whatever slutty outfits you want. It's October right now, so you just have time to go get a little slutty costume. I actually would really love that you want. It's gonna be November and December, it don't matter. You want them to show up in Constant. Technically we got dums and you right, you right, Well, let me go ahead and give you guys the dates so y'all can pull the funk up New York. We are starting off with you guys Thursday, November the fourth. We are going again to

Sony Hall, so looking forward to see you guys. That is a Thursday, So if y'all need to go ahead and take golf work on Friday. You all go ahead and put that in DC when we are coming to you Friday, November the nineteenth. L A, we are coming to you Friday, December the three, and we are wrapping up in Atlanta, Georgia, Friday, December sevent Okay, I'm excited to go to Atlanta because I feel really bad that that's where like the tour ended. But that was also

the show, y'all. Let me tell y'all how it's a whole Panera bread happening in the world. And we was like, I mean, I noticed like a virus, but we can still do Atlanta, right, I honestly I said, there was the virus, but we could still do Toronto. I was like, it's another country. And then I was like, I literally told her. I was like, bro, I'm not getting stuck in Toronto, like they are shutting down the borders everywhere.

He didn't give a fuck that. No, Nick's going to Toronto, right, But Toronto was the place where everybody getting caught with the fake COVID ship come back. They must got a really good they really got a good one. I ain't even gold, I mean, but uh, Yeah, I'm excited. I mean, obviously,

I'm excited to go everywhere. I'm even really excited for l A because like I've been, you know, spending half the year there, so it's kind of like I have so many new friends there and my boss can come and finally see you know what a whore he hired. That would be great. Which, by the way, it's crazy because that was how we met. He wanted tickets to our initials. I remember that law and he was like,

what the funk? Bro, Like, I can't get a ticket, and especially for like someone who's huge in Hollywood, that is shocking and it didn't make us feel like it made me feel like super lit. But anyway, UM no, we're excited to come everywhere, and um but I come everywhere. I mean on your face, on your tits and all of that. By the way, I know y'all are like, damn only four cities. I just posted it in there,

like where's Billy, where's she go grad? Yeah, but uh, those shows will be coming potentially in two so stay uh stay hip to that and keep tuning in. Anyways, I guess, uh, you want to start up with a little catchup or whatever. Yeah, as you can see, I am natural hair girl today. Um My braider also got sick like the dog. She just couldn't make it. But no, I'm getting braided after horrible and I was like, what am I gonna do? And she's like, girl, do you want to give you a ponytail? And I was like,

suck it. It's giving fine rage girl. Um um, what else is a catch up for me? Damn? I don't know. I've been working a lot, dude, Like I've been on a plane every seven days and it's kind of annoying. Um, I was gonna have this little rendezvous with this. Um it's a labored year with aver. Okay, let me just explain how he started. Uh, this ain't the one that was kissing and making out with another girl in the last episode you shared. But pat y'all, we give it.

You are not a patriot, y'all. We shared this whole story about a celebrity and it was really good. I ain't gonna retell it because it's on Patreon, but go ahead and listen to that. It's so funny because when he hit me the other day, I was like, nigked, like are you serious? Like do you remember what happened. Oh oh ship anyway, sorry, my baby is sick right now. Um. So I was like, do you remember what happened that day?

And he was like, no, what happened? And I was like, I didn't read this to you like twice, and he was like, can I be real with you? He was like, I fucked that girl the night before, and when I showed up at the spot with you, he was like, I kind of felt bad and he was like and I was lit, and he was like and she was on me and he was like and then maybe there was just this thing in my mind and said we will be all right. And I was like, nigga, that's

so fucking trying. I ain't gonna hold you. I went out like when I used to go out with, like with all the athletes, and I used to bring just like hella bitch is around. They normally went for the one that was like for sure. So maybe he felt like you weren't for sure even though you're a whore, Like, no, I wasn't for sure that because I was like, that's what I'm saying, so if you want to for sure, and he said he just put that girl to night before. He said I'll put to get my dick with tonight.

So and then when he said that, I was like, that's really trifling. I was like, this one like sucking hoass niggas And he was like, oh, you like sucking with hoss niggas. He was like, you just don't want to sunk with a liar. He was like, and I ain't never gonna lie to you, and I ain't gonna lie that ship kind of got me exciting with that a little bit because like, I have sucked with a lot of lying asked niggas, like bro, I had a nigga.

I'll talk about that story about me. But anyway, so whatever, We're flirting around and ship and he was like, I was like, but you know, I want to work together, so I'm really trying to like keep this a professional pussy and he's like, yeah, we're past the point. So I think he's like, no, I'm still coming to We're gonna do all that ship together. And then um, he has to film something and we both kind of had the opportunity for the same not role, but like thing.

It was like, yeah, we'll be on stet together or whatever. Go fucking the bathroom. It's gonna be fired and he's like, or we just got to get it out of our system. One time he was like, because this ship we're doing it ain't gonna work. He's like, so where you want to come because that's where I'm at the next three days. And I was like, first of all, and they got I'm busy, and he's like, what you got going on? Girl? Don't let me tell you what you got going away?

Not me starting a countdown the ship I'm doing right, And this is what he started doing. This is why I kind of like him, because he asked. I was like, I have this on Monday, this unto and he was like, oh he got so much job ship. She get me so fucking hard, so I don't know. I might let him flee me out. And then he was like, all right, you know you got the funds. He was like, just

come get it, so maybe I'll go or whatever. Wait wait wait, wait wait he said what because he was because he said, you know you got the funds, come get it because he was he was like, I already know you got the fund because I was like, I don't need you'll need this. I don't need that, so you're gonna fly yourself out for now. I think he was trying to say, like I already know, but would you look, but would you fly myself out for some dick,

for some new dick, known dick, uncharted territory. It's not I don't even think it's like the money thing. I think when he was saying that, it was because he was like, I'm gonna take you here and there, and I was like I need that, and he was like, I don't even know you got the buns. I'll be

honest with you, it's not even a thought. It's it's so weird because like I have, you know, I have the go to like talk to other guys or whatever right now, and I'm just like, I really don't want to, but I have a few options, like of some prospects. But like I was talking to my home girls, and it's like, it's so weird because now that I have like my own money, it's like, damn, I'm not asking

for sucking five dollars for rent or nothing anymore. So I have like this one guy really trying to talk to me, and I know that Nigga is bread it up. So I'm talking to my friends and I'm like, not breaded like a chick, no bitch like Reddy. The fun up. So I'm like talking to my home girls and I'm like, so this is a new territory because a niggas when they know you got money, really don't like just offer it because so it's weird. So now I'm just like, well,

I'm telling my friends. I said, well, at this point, I want a Cuban link or a car. So Mandy leight say, it was so funny about you saying that. What I was like, why are you in the bed with your watch on? And he was like oh, and he said something and then he had like a new like something. He was at the bracelet or chain. He was like, you let me get you one. And I was like, now I could find and now I could

do something. Now I could get on a plane. See, because now I'm starting to see this is why on Instagram this just got the bust downs because no, because it's been getting money from these niggas and that's what. And I was like, can you pay for my summer school class? Can you pay for my rent? Can you pay for this book? Mitch, I used to have to ask niggas to pay for my books, but now that I'm like, I got rent covered, I'm like, why I

want a car or a human link? And now I'm telling my friends like, but how do I ask for that? Because they got you got all that bory let me go. That's that's how I think you're on my own. Girl just dimond iced out necklace because she said she was out with a nigga and he was showing her his new ship and she was like, don't come back out here unless, like I love that next thing you know at the door, that's that ship. Anyway. Um, what I've learned from my mistakes in the past is I have

given it a lot of clues to these niggas. I'm not saying a fucking thing like there's no way I can you have to I don't even follow the nigga and not like I have an Instagram because the ship got hated. Can I just say? I was really trying to think back into it. If I've ever sent a pussy pick off of the um not that is it a story like when you send it and it disappears, And I was like, have I ever sent it? Still you was you are here sending your pussy through Instagram?

The pussy reels like I would send videos back in phone Instagram, but you want to get you as a Snapchat sport signal not signal to new ship. I ain't gonna hold you, so signal to think about that is like all the drug dealers is on there too. No, I know that's hope my mine, Like there's like there's no trace that doesn't like signal is like, no, don't keep what's the name. Don't be saying your drug name on your He was telegram, oh, telegram, the other one telegrams.

I mean, like, oh my god, it's just oh, I ain't gonna hold you. When my nigga was on signal, I am like, uh, sir, why did you just download this app? Because I know it's a little sneaky link app too, And he told me when did m what do you mean sneaky Link become a fucking thing? Like when was it announced as this new thing? We're gonna say, can you not sound like Crystal? Me and my home girl on the phone and she thirty five now and she's like, there was this Instagram video like the sneaky Link.

She was like, what is that? I said, Oh, we're sounding real old now, we're sounding a real sneaky link is like you're linking up with it what you're saying like, it's kind of like you can figure it out. It's a sneaky link. The work. It was a link to a video that was like you don't like the word girl, just get to the catch up. I heard you're not like using what do you use? Done? I Instagram? I don't know we're not right now? Well, actually I think, uh we caught up. Ess. I don't want to tell

us nothing. I just sat there and talked about something. I ain't got nothing really going on. I'm ready for this tour. That's about it. I am so dream you don't want to give us so I'm not sure this week about my boyfriend. My boyfriend is good. That man, that man is just amazing. And that's like, that's why I really just don't want to come in here and y'all like my man. Man, he's like my soul mate, like he's perfect, so not so mate. She was confused. If you listen, I mean, I'd be confused all the

time because this week. No, he's always my soul mate. But I'm not gonna lie like this is just new for me. To like have these feelings and the fact that I do have, Like I was giving a hall pass when I went to Mexico and he's fine if like he can't be there for me to like call someone else up, and I'm just like, damn, this is exactly what the funk I wanted in here, I go trying to be motherfuckering monogamous for no motherfucking reason, Like

we don't like monopoly, you know what I mean. But that's what I'm saying, Like I guess that's my problem too, And like if I do have other men involved, I need to benefit with a car. Apparently that's how my mind is working right now. And because I'm I'm good emotionally, Like if I'm gonna go another nigger, you gotta give me more than dick. I'm sexually pleased right now. You need a car. I need a car, Okay, So if

I'm gonna suck you, you you gotta give me a car. Um. But yeah, that's kind of just where I'm at right now. But no, I'm happy, Like I don't want to come in here and be like he's but yeah, that's just kind of where it's at, you know what I mean. Okay, you should look into I really want to have my home girl on here. I met her on this whole trip about sick years ago, and she's a numerologist. And then she um, I think I told you she looked up our numbers and what life path years we were on.

She was like, oh, give me all your like challenges in life, said we swim playing, Because if so, I don't want to know. I think that's like psychic this chick.

This chick does like life path and angel numbers. But when I had first met old Bay, she was giving me stuff about us, and she told me that, which is so true, that he was a challenging and sought after person, whether it be friendships or love, like people are like trying to attach to him all the time, and that I will notice challenges in the beginning and once or if he like decides to commit, it'll be for life. And I know that it's true because i'd be dogging at Bay. Now, why are you dog him?

Because he didn't give me mad and that's because of him out and he'd just be like, that's everybody though, no, not like the bad you deserve it, because he'd be doing a little ship and then he'd just be catching straights. But you'll be catching straight through you know what I mean. I'll be catching a lot of straights like you are. I'm just straight. He's nuts. I'd be like, you know what's dirty in the morning. I don't. It's I got him the very rarely from you strays, ye think yo,

But I will tell you this. I was looking at they get the face last night and I was like, what the funk he was doing when you was away? And blah blah blah, and he way to go see his mom. He's like, you know, I was with my mom and my sister. I was like, really at midnight because I know they go to sleep early, So who the fun he was working down there? He was like, what did that do to deserve? I just felt like fighting. Then he was like, so the dog is sick, and

he was like, I could take the baby. I don't need you to take my baby. You're toxic. Not you just out like fighting that you just felt because let me tell you something, just ain't ship. We we we really love and nas reference and Nigga's a ship and here she goes. I just wanted to pick a fight because at the end of the day, I forgave your

ask for some shot. I shouldn't have forgave you'll ask for some whenever the funk I felt like snapping on you, nigga, I will because I don't know when the funk you line. That's not that's not that's not how that works. It's not how that works. Like y'all really are braining injins yo. Yall know what to do to funk us up ya because he's toxic to the last time we got in a little argument where I was like, don't talk to me. It was when I went to Miami for work, and

did I do it the purfect? Maybe? I was like, But then in the morning, mind you, he don't even say good morning or any other thing like that when she normally usually does this. Niul just starts sending me apartments that he wants to buy in Mexico City because he says that he wants to help me get my first investment. So he just starts sending me apartments, Like what do you think of this one? Fuck you? But I do like it. That's simically gonna be us. I can't I can't do that. You can't win, not when

you are home. You finally admitted it. You are were Heo, n Mandy, both of y'all. All right, well, let's get instead of vanilla ship. The vanilla ship for this week has to do with sex toys. And I found this on Vice dot com and it pretty much goes into how all of like sex toys right now are like these Pasteli beautiful CUTESI colors and I'm not sure have you been noticing that? Oh my god, I mean there's the roads. There's ones that are like fucking pastel yellow.

It looks like a fucking easter basket. Every time I pastell it is, it's like pastel yellow, pattel green. Because gender includes that so that it has a little bit to do with it. However, it says that a PR firm specializing in the adult industry UH says that there is seeing a huge ship when it comes to sex toys approaching them for marketing UM and that previously brands wanted to be as out there as possible, shouting from the rooftops that they're the biggest, brightest, and quite frankly

scariest toys around. However, brands have now realized their restricting sales as they are inclusive and appeal to certain oh as they are inclusive and appeal to certain kinks and fetishes rather than your everyday consumer. So, for example, dial does might look more like everyday household objects these days, simply because female pleasure has become more normalized, sex toys are being seen more as essential for well being rather

than a guilty pleasure. Um Quite often now, if you put the branding of your favorite makeup brand next to a new sex toys brand logo, there wouldn't be much of a difference. Rebranding is health and wellness products, appeals to mainstream and places sex toys as an everyday household object as well. One of the other things that they made reference in this article as well, which was crazy, is that the colors of the sex toys and the rebranding of uh sex toy companies also is done for

aesthetically pleasing Instagram pages. So if you go to some of like that's kind of that actually makes more sense to me than anything else. But I will say this is the thing about the gender neutral and like trying to make them inclusive for everybody and make them cuddling, like I feel like sometimes it could take the sex scenics out of te sex toys. And I mean obviously as somebody that's part of the l g B t

q I A plus community. I'm not trying to say I don't want to be inclusive to everybody, but like, I don't want to get fucked with this super cute I ain't go hold like hardcore. I have King Noir's dick and another dil Do that I like using in the bedroom and bitch, it's brown and dark brown and looks like a veiny, goodass dick. Like I wanted this by a dick. I don't want to be by a unicorn worn. Now here's the other thing too. There's two things that happened during sex Cells that I was just like,

let me just be woken. I went to the pleasure Chest um and was talking to someone named Bahar and they are gender nonconforming and they were great. However, they kept correcting me when I would talk about like, um, so when men come in here or something I would say, and she's like, yeah, when people with penises need toys people with vaginas, And I'm just like, bitch, And I don't mean bitches like a gender, just mean a bitch.

I mean it's crazy, like it's seriously that she was and Shan Boody does it too right, not confusing, but like it's something I have to learn how to do. And then another episode, I cloned Vinnie Dick and I talked to the company clone really and I was like, why do y'all keep doing like purple and like the one you gave me, which I can't wait for. I want to do it when I'm at a hotel room,

I gotta glow in the dark one. And I told my man, I was like, y'all not get a branded I'm gonna get a glow in the dark penis in my man. I don't mind the glow in the dark one. I think a glow in the dark pinkus. It definitely didn't put that shi it in there, because I'm sure it was like, so you have black people by your stuff, like where the brown dicks and um. When I watched the Final Drift, I was like, okay, even in the yeah,

I mean the ship that was the same. I mean personally for me and I know we've been sent a lot of sex toys. I think every every bit of those sex toys have been pink and purple and I'm just like, I really do like like flesh colored, at least the color of the black. If you want to make a neutral, give me a black. I was gonna say, how often do you guys come across just like a black one? Like that one? I mean, and when when I say black, we don't mean like I mean, well, well,

my woman, I save black. But it is maybe it's because it'll get crusty when like the come get on it. I mean, it's my come. But I watched it, you know what I'm saying, Like, maybe they don't do that because I mean, my my dark skinned brown dick dildo that I have, I'll be washing it after every time. I just let it sit in the water and then put on my little Uh have you ever take the dishwasher for my dial? Doos? No? That was a really

good broad City scene. Yeah, well, my uh dishwasher gets hot this year, And I'm like, so, actually, you're not supposed to. And I know one of the other suggestions is boiling water. I just would just say, get really good sex toy cleaner and and just I don't tell you this. When I was broken, I used to see the sex toy cleaner was fifteen night now, and I'd be like, I'll be like, and it like comes out like phone. It comes out like peach water and vaginal wash. Yeah,

it comes out like peach. I mean no, this is pretty. Oh. Shout out to Zoe. Um, I know Zoe wants to come on the show too, Zoe Liggy. I don't know how to say her last name. I was Zoe. She cool, and she'd be doing some wildlass videos of like opening her booty home and putting smiley faces in it. But how do you put a smiley She did not put

a bootle smart fence on boodle. What she got still got her Instagram And when Zoe come on here because we got maybe she's not inciting violence shop spectrum, that's uh, that's her shop. Look look at the fucking vanyas dil. Don't look at her name Zoe Like, I don't know, bro, we have to put her picture up in this. I'm telling you she got a picture naked spreading her booty all. But you know YouTube is not gonna let it, Instagram

let it on. But you know what, one day we will have Zoe on here because she always talks about pegging and she's like a queen for that ship and she's been known for it. When we have her on here and be like, don't you think that you should have got deleted? And you've seen some black girls get deleted first because like she definitely like was speaking out against that crazy wild Flower ship and all of that. Like, and I think that it's interesting, like how far white

sex workers can go. I'm sorry, not sex workers, but sex educators and educators on there's a huge difference. There's a huge, huge difference. That's not when people were like, maybe you got deleted because of your horrible decisions clips and I was like, bro, bro, I'll be putting the same clips on. No way, there's no Well, I wanted to get into our next second, which is how facts.

We haven't done whole facts in a while. And I love that there are two men in the room because yes, I am now going to ask you guys your thoughts on this fact. So for the men listening, UM, let me know if this is the case for you guys as well. Did you know that during during sex, men thrust an average of sixty to a hundred and twenty times clinical sixologists. Sonny Rogers says that she's heard the same number. However, that's from entering the vagina to ejaculation.

According to Gonzo Today, however, it's a little less about forty thrust for the average manti ejaculated on the on the higher end of thing over On bodybuilding dot Com, thirty three percent of men reported that it actually takes them two hundred plus thrust to finish. So we have sixty to one hundred and twenty that's the average. Maybe slow sex could be, but I feel like it was like you've a thrust, right, that's thrust. Yeah, there's no way.

Actually this dude that saw somebody like ten times, y'all, y'all, yeah, yeah, I'm kind of thing. I could definitely give you a Yeah, hold on, you can thrust? How many? SA was already ten? How many? That's what I'm saying. Bro. Now I'm at and if that pussy is gripping, now I'm at sixteen. If that pussy gripping that thing, you don't go not now Now I'm at thirty. Bro. Yeah, look there's no way, brod I'm telling you what you So, I was looking at this and what one thrust per second? You would say,

like on average one Mississippi. No, no, no, no, yeah, that was like damn yeah, okay, so wait, let's do the math. That means on average or not even an average. So most men are coming in two minutes. Two minutes, that's where that's a thrust. If you do about to thrust a second six you're not doing it the whole time. No, no, yeah you're not. You're not just okay, but you might get it. You might get two seconds where you gotta switch positions. I could give a good third. That's this

is where two minute men came from. Bro I counted it. Where did they How did they do this survey? Do you think somebody was in the room? You do? And just no, I ain't gonna hold you. At the SEC club when I'll be going, I do be watching, and I didn't realize how many different rhythme, rhythmic rhythm, rhythmic thrust men have. Like when I've been a thought outside and I've looked around, so even outside of my partner, we'll be looking and sometimes there'll be people fucking right

next to us across the room. Uh Medina shared on the Patreon when we went, we saw a girl take three niggas in a gang bang and so when you sit there and mind you, I'll be on fucking shrooms.

So I really like into it, and I just be like, damn, none of them match the music, but everyone is just fucking at such different like rhythms, and it's just like one man might be going like this, the other man might be going like this, then the other man might be going like like if that's why pegging, and I mean pegging and wearing a strap on, it's like it gets difficult for me because the like, you know, when do the circle and they get super d it does I don't know I And it's just like the strap

on is very heavy too. That was like my largest issue. But that might be so if the strap sex sex tip time, if you're wearing a strap on, it might actually be that your harness was just not tight enough because even if your dick is heavy, because like I've used my harness even with the King King Noordal though, that is the heaviest dildo that I've ever seen held used in my life. It's at three pounds. It's a three pound dick. I swear to God, I swear to God.

You could use it as like a carven oh Okay, I was trying to we think, what's the working violence? Um No, but it's it is heavier ship. I'll say that much. But it has to do with also the sturdiness of your harness. Did I give mine away? What your harness? No? You did at one of the live shows, because I was like, I know, oh bitch, I use that. Now I'll be trying to may not believe you do shrooms? Now? What world are we? Well? And I do them in chocolates.

Those are the fucking best. Those are really popular. And I think it's because when you're looking at the actual mushroom it self, I think it's overwhelming. It's it's scary. But when it's in the when it's in the chocolate bar, it says take one one to three squares for micro dos. Take it gives you like doses. Speaking of shrooms, can I just tell you all my doctor looked at me like I was fucking insane. So my my my doctor has me on Lexapro, which is an antidepressant. Right, you know,

I'm a sad girl. And why you ain't been wanting the fun? Someone on Patreon Actually that's one of them. It's hard for organ as um but we have been okay this time when there was also someone and shout out to Bennie. By the way, Bennie has a Patreon now you can check him out Patreon, backslash, Nomadic Fields. Um. I convinced him to get it because I was like, I'm tired of people saying bring him on every week.

I'm like no, And I know everybody loves him, so he definitely someone you should that should be giving more to the world in that way, So check him out on there. But uh so, yeah, we talked about it all the time. He's on one called well but trend and with the lexa Pro and I was on a Zoom console and the guy was like, how's it working? And I was like, it's cool, Like I'm finally able

to reach orgasm. Because we talked about lower doses. I was like, but you know, maybe it's also just because the mushrooms be kicking in, and he was like, I don't know what you're talking about. I was like, well, you know, a micro dose the mushrooms and then I do the Lexapro and he's just looking at me like what was his answer to that? Is that? Okay? Is that safe? Just just looking at me, and I was like, what's the problem, and he's like, Gila, Like we have

a confidential. I'm just gonna pretend he didn't say that. I was like, no, like, is it gonna kill me? They're not illegal though, right, Um, it depends on the state. Because I'd be traveling with them. I felt like they was chocolate bar. Girl. I'll be traveling away every day, okay, but am I going to get in trouble? And Ken looked at up. Yeah, I can get in trouble for the chocolate bar. That's why people traveled with. It depends

on the state. But like, because we have a neutual friend who was telling me recently that he only travels with the chocolate because he's scared of traveling with the regular ones. And I was like, oh my good please, can I tell y'all traveling with weed now is so so much better? It's so weird. What do you mean? So when I leave l A, you're allowed to travel with an ounce or something. I don't know, but I just go to this store and get a packet and I've just been going through a t es a just

like my dog or carry on. Yeah, we just come here, especially I was about to say, because it's legal here, Oh what we tell you? So the Barclay Cinera. So I guess because weed is legal. Now when you go through the checkpoints, there is um when you go to the checkpoints. Well, first of all, you have to show all your vax vax cards and all that ship. But once you go through the checkpoints, you know when you have to put like your purse and shipped through the

metal detector. The person they're saying no lighters, no lighters allowed, no lighters allowed, so they take it note, they take it out the men's pocket. I want with two niggas. Both the lighters got taken away. They go through the persons. Now they're only looking for lighters. Bitch. We went through the goddamn we looped around the Barclay Center. We saw this guy selling the beers. We said, you got lighters, he said, so do fought Alice. The workers in Barclay

Center now selling lighters. So, bitch. We go to the fucking j Co concert. All you see is just the niggers lighting up the whole fucking contract. But the workers are literally now making extra money on the side by selling motherfucking lighters. They're getting them right out of the box. You put your hey saying, here go you little blick a little bick. I remember I got some molly taken from me. It was me Vinny and maybe who the

funk were we with? Maybe it was Enoch. We were at etc. And you know, it was an after party for a music festival, and this guy took my molly. And I was so upset because just to let you know, back then, when I was like really a rave girl, I would get like the test kids to make sure we weren't gonna die, and because yeah, because you never know, you know what I mean, So like this they just found Oh yeah, I saw that. But this back then, it wasn't fat in all that was you were worrying about.

It was heroin being mixed in molly, heroin um and at this time, and this is like two thousand, like maybe thirteen around that time, Heroin, I don't know what it looks like, but I know that it was being um washed. They would wash the molly with it, right, so like basically like coded or something like that. Um that's what I was told. And he would show up in um kids so and ketamine as well. And so I just wanted molly. I was like, okay, cool, Like

I'm trying to go up, not down. So I would test the molly out and like really left it dispersed. They put it in little baggies. I mean, get a fun thing. It was like sending your kids with school pack. Anyway, when he took my molly, I looked at the security guard like, first of all, everybody's doing it. I don't even understand. I was so upset. Then I was crying and pleading with him. He was like, you want me to go to police, and I was like, no, we can you just give it baging. So then finally I

walked into the place. Maybe it was the Old Firestone or Venue five seven eight. Somebody else came up to me and sold me my molly back. I was so upset me and I really don't like getting god show. At the same time, I was already rolling from the day before and I had to keep it up. He came up like gotty because I looked like I would do anything for it, and I would have. I am weak. Well,

let's get into our HORDERRB. Although we did just give you one about pegging and strap on, this one is for the ladies with men's I'm gonna give you a little tip now on how to get his little dick hard without even going down to was crotched. So this one I really love and I've been doing it most recently. It's giving your man a scalp massage, all right. This is a great way of building intimacy with your partner,

or your people with penises or people with tas. So it's a great way of building intimacy with your partner, regardless of whether it's steering foreplay in the middle of love making, or just relaxing together on the couch keeping your hands loose without using your nails. However, this was this is what they said. I actually say, if you're gonna use your nails, especially if you've got the acrylic song,

just be gentle. It feels so good on their back and on the scalp of their head, so it kind of feels like one of them little look at see not you, not you moaning edin Look, I'm giving a good tip, huh, and give us another moment? Can can I tell y'all something about this? This is really funny? Wait wait wait can Okay? I was gonna finish about how you can get got you could get Let me finish, and then we're gonna tell you how you could get guys.

Keeping your hands loose without using your fingernails or using them, Massage the back of his neck and around his ears, that's my favorite part. And then play with the lobe. Then gradually work your way up. Don't pull it, but just rub behind the lobe um. Then gradually work your way up to the top of his head. Once you've got there, work your way back down gently tracing over his head with your finger. Because you remember Baby called

him and he was pulling on my lobe. He loved doing it, So wait, what is your get got with him? My side, I have a really rich friend when I'm serious, I have like a seriously like on his own plane, like rich reads. And he called me one day. He was like bro, he was like, I think this bit trying to get me. And I was like why. And he's not a recognizable person. He's not a celebrity. He's

like black dude. Though. He's like I was working out and I was at this party, but like he was like I was with so and so so, like you know, celebrity niggas, and he was like I don't know if the bitch could smell it on me or whatever someone told her. He's like, but I fucking been with her for like a week. And he was like, we're just like doing everything. I'm like, what does she do for a living? He's like he's a lash Technolian and he was like, so she ain't got nothing going on, and

I'm just sitting here laid up with the bitch. He was like, you know how why I think she's really getting me? He was like, she's giving me the scalp massages, bro, but also shout out to the last text. He said, no, no, no no, because like she could leave her job. That's what I meant, like she was with him for me, like just left her job, Like she ain't got nothing going on, she just sucking left. She's been with me

for a week. He's like, we're fucking going everywhere. He's like, I'm almost brought to like take this and be courtside. She about to suck me up, and he's like, just

like rubbing my head, she's doing the scalp ship. He's like, she's doing the nails in there, and she was like just listening to me talking about my fucking job that bit, and I'm like, bro, it's so true though, because like whenever you want to come over here so we can demonstrate the hand a side, you want to get a little hand aside and get it on the right angle and getting so if you are, if you guys are tuned into our YouTube, I kind of want to show you.

Now Edding has hair, he's not, but but what you would do and your man can sit in between your legs like this, but pretty much you just go like this into little circles and when turned to the side, when it says go behind the ear, this is what I do when I go behind the ear. You just thoughte you could do this while you're watching Mandy saying this why you're like, but maybe maybe the letties don't know and you could just do that and then literally

just go like this. You know what's crazy. My mother used to tell me that that was how she woke my dad. I'm telling you never had a job. Let me just tell you say you do a little head massage and a little dick suck in the morning. Baby, he ain't going over not calling my mama a dick sucker. Where didn't she say you got it from her. I'm just talking about it was it was Janette. Didn't she passed down her dick sucking skills to you? How that works?

I really don't think so. But Lola Jean said that her sporting was general almost said ho nerration generation from generation and generation. I mean, let me ask you as your dad, dude, who talked you about sex? Your daddy one? Honestly, won't My dad gave me like this, like the mild talk. What's mild? Like I have a penis and I will work with It's not nothing about masturbating anything. All that I learned from like the Internet and stuff from that's the house they don't want to talk about. I was

at first, I love it. I love it. Well, let's go out hold you again. What was the peak age where you felt like now I know what I need to know. I mean, obviously we're all still learning every singday, but like enough to where like you knew you couldn't get pregnant from oh safety and so oh no, that

was like like a little bit before eighteen. What about pleasing or what age like to be like, Yeah, I'm still I think might haporing like not that I didn't know like certain things or like you know or what not that I wasn't a giver, But like I think is when I really understood I felt like pleasing someone else came early, especially because the bitch was hoeing and getting great feedback. Um, But I think it took me the longest time to learn how to ask and receive pleasure.

So I think that, yeah, maybe that happened around actually where I was like, I know when to go into sex, how to make sure I'm pleased in the bedroom. And I mean to be fair, and I hate to get this to get any credit, but I think a lot of it did have to do with my time that

you spent a long time. Yeah, the fact that we were sucking like there was Although he pleased me, there were ways in which I knew every time I was going to go, I was gonna be pleased because I knew exactly what I wanted and what I needed to do. By the way someone asked me randomly, not even someone, I kicked you with that much, I was out run into her and the girl, Oh my god, I forgot to tell you this. They wasn't even like I was trying to hide from me. It just came to my

head I'm out Keith Power's birthday party. This girl comes up to me. She's like, do you do horrible decisions? I was like yeah. She was like, I know your co host. I was like, oh, how do you know. She's like, well, I don't know her, but if she used to so and so, and I was like, I didn't know if she was currently like seeing him or anything. I was like, I'm not really sure. I was like, we don't really talk that much. She was like, girl, no, like be for nothing, but like, I'm trying to figure

out what that about. I said, can I also just say when can you give y'all do that? I'm just going, are you I don't even know. If you don't, you're a weirdo to tell you that's weird. So when she came up to me, she wasn't even around the girls I was with, just came up to me said that. I laughed. I was like, I'm not really sure, girl, but wherever you heard it from, maybe it's also there. So then she got upset. She was like, oh, I

just stopt trying me to to talk like that. If you don't I mean talking like that, why you ask me? That's and you know what else is gonna put another bitch asking about what else? What other? It's really weird about that. If you thought I was working with someone, that makes sense, But you want to play telephone on keenness Nike, that's crazy. The other thing that's weird about

that is I have never asked a girl. Maybe I've asked someone that knew, like I've been on a date with somebody and I maybe saw a follower or been going on a date and saw followers in common. I'll be like, bitch, what do you know about him? But I have never asked a girl find out about what his dick is like? From your home girl? That ship was so fucking weird bro like. And the other thing that makes it more embarrassing, I don't remember. I wish I asked her name, bitch. What if I could spot

you out? Do you know how embarrassing that would be? If I've man ebro and she was cute? Well, I want to get into the horrible decisions, uh, and stop talking about these weird old bitches, but the horrible decision today um and ed and I would love for you to join in on this as well. I want to get into what makes it bad now? We talked about a lot of times it just wasn't good. I what makes it bad? So I wanted to start off ro

Vanilla with this. And now that you know, I'm swiping on the data napps wheezys our year going on awful dates. She shared with y'all that on on a recent episode, I wanted to talk about what makes a first date that pretty much like what makes you not even want to consider a second date with the person? Well, if you listen last week, maybe what would be a really bad first date is if you check like this, or if you find out a nigga fucked me and run into a at the club and be like, hey do

you know that girlfriend? More decisions house are pussy? That's all right, I'm sorry, I'm just like really feeling it. You're projecting. Um, I think talking about past lovers on a date is really really yeah, like we can't talk about xes. I don't care. And then if you show too much interest about who my exes are, okay, And as women like we normally already like stock to know who you're working with, Like I checked tag photos, so

I probably already know. If I'm asking you a question, I know the answer but I do think it's strange to bring it up on the first date. I agree, um my other thing with just a bad first date. Clearly I'm a fucking talker, so I don't like someone that can't hold a conversation. If we're on a first date and from jump, I already see it's hard, bitch. If we just met, we have everything to talk about

because we don't know about each other. So if we're on the first date and I feel like you're finding it really hard to engage with me now, times out it's in. We will not be going on a second day. But maybe they're nervous. Some people claim up on they're nervous. Actually, I've had dates where that person was either intimidated, Like I went out with a girl within the last few years.

I feel like it was waiting for me to talk a lot, and like she made a few comments like girl, I know you like I ain't got nothing going on. I hate when people do that. I hate when they do that too. I hate assumptions on dates. I hate assumptions on dates. I'll tell you now, if a man be like man, I know you're talking to man, niggas like how many dates you went on this week. If you show insecurity on the first date, this just ain't gonna work out. Like that's another. That's another. I love

that guy and I talked about it in our town hall. Um. Sorry, I was making sure our next guest got here. I was talking about under our town hall where I went out with this really hot guy and I'm in l a and he basically made comments that weren't asking me about other men, but he did say and I was like, is this cute or weird? Like we kissed and he was like no. That was like I needed to cut these niggas all because I'm trying to be I'm trying to be in the top spot. Where am I about

to be at? After this? He's like, and I know you're working with a nigga, So where am I in my two three? Where am I at? And I was like, right, if he was hot, that's why I didn't really matter. But I'm like, if he wasn't that like fire, would I have liked that? Because to me, if a girl did that to a guy, Okay, that was a really good kiss. Can you tell me where I'm at right now? Yeah?

I don't want to be ranked across the board, and I don't want a man to feel like he has to be ranked or compete, like it ain't hunger games, moneyga, Like you know what I mean? Like, I don't want you to feel like you got to compete against other niggas on my phone, Like I need you to just show up as who you show up as. All right, Well, I think we gave you all a lot there. The next one, um shout out to Sharon is on this one oral sex? What's both of you makes oral sex bad?

Shout out to the queen. Make the stallion stop licking up pussy hard, actually aggravate me. Do not do not, do not, do not suck on my balls like it's a fucking I hate the I don't really not a fan of that. Why is that it just doesn't feel it's just well, I've had it done before where it just sucking hurt, and I would be like, what do I do? What I say, don't suck too hard? Yeah, actually that that's what you say, ed you let her know the I don't. I've definitely given let go. I've

definitely let go al before. Yeah, you know, I actually think that women need to take cues to that. I think a lot of women listen to al For men, I'll close my legs when things again kind of like, that's fair. That is fair because sometimes I can't. And it's not even like I would keep from telling someone I'm not enjoying a feeling. It's more like it's not coming to my head to say so. Like I jump a lot when someone starts looking me too hard. I

don't like. Is she like if you've got a whole like testicle in your mouth and you're sucking crazy that that hurts? Yeah, I agree. I agree for me, Um, it's crazy because I think men like that sound though, Like the sound is okay if you're not like literally sucking. Yeah,

that's crazy. Yeah, I've definitely had that happen before. Okay, Charlotte, Men and Andrew are so thank God because I'm going to tell you right now because my God, the biggest debating about like the next election, what the fund is going on? There's yeah, alright, so all sex done with that? The next one threesomes. Now, we talk about threesomes often. I have been blessed by God. I God really favors me. Uh, but I have had tremendous threesomes lately, but I want

to know what can make a threesome go bad? And edit? Have you ever even been in a threesomes? Yes? Oh you have? How reason was this? Yeah? Okay, we've been working with you, haven't. You know? I had a threesome. Wasn't a good successful threesome. It was all right, It wasn't anything like crazy? Okay, So what made because at this day take off the board because a lot of men assumed threesomes are going to be just absolutely wonderful,

life changing experience. I was. I wasn't the main focus, nor did I expect to be the main focus at all, you know, and I kind of it was kind of like set up like that. Okay, so that was the way. No. I was definitely active in the in the whole thing, but it was just more like did you run in? I guess, did you get tired? It was more like, I guess A guy's ideal threesome at least like for me was like being pleased by two women, but it was more like be kind of altic turns that. Okay,

what about two you've had? I mean, I know, the one girl's tooth broke or whatever, but that was fund I had her and her new boyfriend on Patreon about that. Actually, have you have you had any just awfully got threesomes? And if so, what makes awfully god got up? Easy words? Goddamn god awful threesomes? Uh, we were. This is back when we were hanging in Orlando. So when I fucked was that doorman thing? You remember him? Remember the doorman? So I fucked Nick and this girl that he used

to fuck, and she threw up before the threesome. Do you remember that story she threw up before the threesome? Was she drunk? Yeah, But we left Lamertini and like, and she was really really cute and she was like super into like me, and um, we get back to his place and so we're driving from that area to downtown Orlando. We got upstairs, we have another shot. She throws up and him and I are sucking laughing because we're in the kitchen, like, nigga, what we what are

we gonna do to help the bitch? So I think he offered her some mouthwash, which, by the way, if you have no mouth wash ever and you really need to get anything out of your mouth, this is called a hooker's toothbrush. Wait, what's a hooker's too fresh alcohol? Wait wait, rubbing alcohol like liquor, like that's your vodka, vodka, tequila. I think anything gin works too, and you don't want to clear colors. You basically swish it around your mouth and it could like dilute or some ship. That's a

hooker's toothbrush. The hooker's toothbrush. It's if you don't have anything around alcohol, can we use what is the killing you're using right now? Because let me see vodka does uh like in the movies, you know when there's like wounds and ship and they like pour the liquor on like something bleeding. Hooker's too frush, according to Urban Dictionary, is gardening or drinking peppermint schnops when there's no actually tooth frush available, usually because of her and it's the

evening or okay whatever, pepper nine stop pepper pepper. I learned this from Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment, but also at what the club Autumn Bar attended for about seven years. We ain't never had no pepper miss not. I'm sure there's something no. I mean, if you're on a a cocktail bar, ball is that cinnamon lack? So this is our demographic. All you gotta do is get some cost of me goo blanco. No, no, you are for ripping. Actually no, fireball. That ship does tastes like big red.

There you go. Actually be like, damn you taste so alright? The last last one? What is that? That's the brains? You know? I had last one. I want to talk about relationships. When do you know? And there could be multiple reasons. When do you know? It's I'm to give up on a relationship because it is going bad? And for this one, I actually want to do something where it's early on, so not after you spent years and have a lot of fucking memories trauma issues built up.

Say you're in the poppul love stage of six months. If you both aren't agreeing with children, I think it's a big um. Why did I have this conversation with oh? When I was filming we talked about that, like when is a good time to leave a partner? And one of the things that we talked about was like a

life goal, life commitment, especially early on. Why waste time? Now? Granted, sure somebody could change their mind down the road, but why would you go on a date if the basis of what you really want out of life isn't the same. For example, if you want to settle down in Connecticut, Mandy with a white picket fence, and I thought she was gonna stall And I was about to be like, girl, no, a white picket fence and you want to live that life, right? And your boyfriend is like, I want to be a

fucking traveler. Like that's a core thing that we're nothing. Um. I think kids, it's a big one. Actually, it's like a total note for me. When dudes say or if they have children and they're done, I'm like, this ain't worry for me, you know what I mean, Like that's something I really want. Um. I think the other thing that I didn't pay attention to when I was dating Hospital Dick, I was out of the gate, almost sure

he wasn't into threesomes with other women. Um, and I would like kind of like edge it on and like share pictures of girls and share porn. And towards the end of dating him, he told me he felt like I wasn't asking consent for sending him porn, like he made it a whole thing, I think, And I was kind of just like okay, like and he was just super sensitive. But like my nigga, I sent any videos on my pussy. What's the difference was another pussy? Like,

so you like nasty ship? Like I don't know, Um, but if I would have realized from the beginning that like that wasn't something I could have with him, I wouldn't have done it because he clearly had issues with intimacy. ITS texted them to shut the funk up. They did better. Yeah, I think it's I think it's hilarious, um that you even brought that up, because outside of just I guess life goals, like you said, with what you want to do in life, I think that that is one thing

when you start to date someone. Yes, someone can grow into liking the things that you like intimately, but like if you know kind of your boundaries I would say boundaries and sex. And if this person has said, hey, I'm not interested in that, that's not what I want, and you know that's really something you want, then you may need to know upfront, damn, as much as I really like this person, this person may not be for me or you may need to go ahead. And also

suggests a different type of relationships. You used to say this a lot. And it's funny because old is the only person that this didn't happen with. You used to say this when it came to like listened to him in the first time when he says he don't want

a girlfriend, blah blah blah blah, and I agree. If someone is telling you on a first date they're not looking for anything serious, and you know you want a fucking boyfriend, you should run for the hill one ununfortunately, my dumbass was just like, he's gonna change his mind, and he did, but I was sucking another I just realized how bad it sounded. My eggs weren't only one basket.

Even though I liked old bay Moore, I was like, you know what, whatever, I am super into him and I have this really strong connection, but let me just like keep dating other people so that I'm not like warped into him. And honestly, I think that's what worked. And I'm not telling you to play that game because what could work for you may what could work for me may not work for you. Plus he's old, so

he didn't really have a choice. He was like, don But even in the situation like that, right, he's just like I've definitely told girls like I'm not, I don't I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm not looking for a relationship, not like but then though, I'll feel the energy of like, you're really trying to make me your boyfriend. It's like, how do you stop that? How do you? I mean you let I mean that's where I think

a lot of men. I mean, and this has happened to me before when I've started something maybe it's just friends, and then later went into oh I really like this person now I maybe want to make them like have a relationship with them. I've had men once I've expressed that and they've let me know, and I still kept expressing. It just kind of fizzled out. And I think, and that's kind of like when you know y'all are on

the same page. Unfortunately, that's when one of y'all do have to make the decision to walk away, because then you you're end up you're leading each other on at that point. So I think that, um, and this could be a hot take, but I really believe this. I don't care what you say. I don't give a ship If you're telling me that you don't want a relationship, and you use that as your accountability when it goes left.

Men are acting like boyfriends and using the I don't want a relationship ship is the way to get themselves out of something. Don't tell me you don't want a girlfriend and you're fucking laying up with me and meeting my friends and coming over and cooking and laying up with me. You're doing boyfriend ship. So don't just tell me you don't want a boyfriend and using that well, I told you so. No, that's not nice. It's not it's not possible. Okay, the meeting friends, I understand, But

what if he's like treating you? What if like he stays after y'all? Fuck? Cannot Can you not do that when you're when you know what I mean by boyfriendship, people are like integrating lives and basically saying, well, you knew what I didn't want a girlfriend. And I think that's super unfair. Like and most men know when someone's hurt or like looking for something, and they will take

advantage of that. And I think more that accountability needs to be on men instead of women being stupid, you know what I'm saying, Because women do have this kind of like natural like mate for life vibe. You know what I'm saying. So don't use me because I'm a cook with for you do this, offer you this and that, and you take and take and take for me. But be like, well I told you I want a girlfriend. Well niggas the back to like my motherfucking boyfriend. They okay,

so let's say the cooking. Let's say something like that. You already know I was with that cooking bit. This woman's gonna cook, but none of these things. If you want my boyfriend, you think they do have to show up that way? Do I go? Like, you know, I feel like that's kind of we're going past the boundary. So maybe that's not a good idea. What if you're offering? Uh, I think that when a girl is like offering to make you meals for you to come over for a meal,

and like that is tough to me. That's super intimate and should be shared between the relationship. So be like not but like hit me after you're done. It's different though you like you have to die there. And also like men know when women are getting too into them, you know what I mean. Like I had a conversation

recently with Obe where one of his casual partners. He was told me that he had cut her off because he could tell she wanted something more, and he's like, I felt like I was super clear, Like I got a bit like just because she'd be in l aed on me, you know, and I feel bad because I was like, damn they laughing. I'd be like but when he told me that, I asked him like, well, what was she doing? And he was like, I could just tell. It was just like she tell me, oh, I'm here,

come link or whatever. She like kept one to see me out instead of kept trying to just fuck. And he's like, to me, when you're like trying to link and do other ship with me other than just have sex, like that's something He's like, then you know, if people start to recognize that, like you're working with me, He's like,

that to me, is too much. And I agree with that, And I actually really respect him for cutting that girl off because it's true if I see a nigger with the same bitch and he'd be like, she ain't my girl, but you're working with the bitch, so stop playing with me, because honestly, are you projecting again? Why did you just

get did y'all. Did y'all get scared too, because this bit just got a right, Oh, this energy is not talking to for my home girls that have been through a lot of pain with dudes, a lot of them, and again, like you gotta stop frame because the reason that men are like lying, in my opinion, is either because one they're too pussy or two they're lying because they want to salvage and keep whatever they're getting from you, so they feel like if they're honest, you may pull back.

But instead of being a real niggy, y'all just be lying and all my home girls be going through this ship and these niggas ain't shit can either other women? All right, Well, before we get out of here, let's get into our homemail. If you want to send homemail into horrible decisions, make sure you hit up horrible decisions at Gmail dots calm So this one is uh. This one is actually titled Prison Bay and Phone Sex Tips. Hello, ladies, I'm a new follower of the pod and have completely

fallen in love with you both as personalities. In with the content of the show. Currently binge watching on your YouTube channel NonStop, y'all. Make sure y'all check out our YouTube. I have been going strong with my man for over a year, but he is currently locked up in another state. We have potentially a few years ago until he comes home, but for now have gotten in a comfortable phone sex routine.

We are both pretty freaky, open minded and down to try new things, but with the distance and the time constraints on all of our phone calls, it sometimes feels like we can't do much to switch it up from our typical hot and heavy call. Sorry, I am a sassy,

pan sexual sub while he is a straight DOM. I can occasionally be more dom in telling what I would do to him if he were here, but we usually find ourselves in the role of him giving instructions, me listening to said instructions or not, or telling me, or him telling me how he would touch me, tease me, want to fuck me while I pleasure myself anyway I want.

We've done the you've been a bad girl, don't come until I tell you anal be it still those vibrators, sexy photos, see me letters, you name it, We've probably tried it or at least talked about it. So here's my question. Knowing we can't connect in person right now, it can only try so many new things purely over the phone. What are some tips or things we can try to keep it spicy? Sincerely, loyal to the Freaky soil Um. I will say this, I have no idea

what the jail laws are. Aren't they taking like pictures away. I've been watching Jailbirds on Netflix that oh my god, it is so good. Oh you gotta watch first of all, the first season. Okay, so basically they'd be talking through the toilet. Have you seen Oh wait, I have seen season one? Is there a season two? Bitch? They got where the where the one guy had like the girl like girlfriends. J Let me say you, what's the best

part of this good? I have seen it the white girls and they'll be like, you know me and dollar like we just like, dude, it's so bad and like the dudes be getting like chips and ships sent through the toilet line. But anyway, I don't really because every since i've Jailbirds, I just feel like you can do nothing in jail. There was girls making dildo's out of ship. It was the whole thing. So I don't really know

tips or whatever. Like I do think you gotta ask what's allowed like because if it's me, Like when I was dating they record your phone calls in jail, right, Yeah, when I was dating a dude in um Europe, like when he was back and forth love Bay, like I was sending my pennies like I was Nancy Um. But I'm assuming you can't do that. I don't know, Sandy and panties is probably like sending like coke. I would say. One of the things they're gonna put you under for

some days. One of the things that could be really

fun is turning things into sexual innu windows. So maybe instead of talking about sucking his dick, talk about how hard you want to slurp the coke that you're drinking, like literally, like I don't know, but like seriously, make things into like make it fun, like like you're reading a story, but like literally everything you're talking about it means something sexy like romance novel in jail, like you can say like you say, I'm thine, you know what

I mean? Like you want to thaw the meat, you want to take the meat at the fridge and the meat is real hard because it's frozen. Like just talk really about things in the most sexual manner as as I would say that I really love just turning everything into being freaky, like, oh my god, I was eating hot dogs today. Animals choked on it. You know, I choked on things like you know, you can just make it that way. I don't know. Okay, maybe that's corny,

you know what I mean. I would also say another sexy thing to do, and this because you said your pan, I wonder if he's aware of that. I would say something else that would be interesting is maybe get permission or a hall pass to go on a date or to play with someone else and come back and really tell him the story you're telling me. He's in fucking jail and a lot of people being out anything that

don't matter. Do you know how many times out I had niggas like want me to send them videos of me fucking other niggas because you can go out and exploring the world. You're telling me if I'm locked in four while, don't you gonna tell me I even sucking a bunch of cock? Why not? No brod into that ship podcast A horrible decisions. Bitches out here with multiple niggas, multiple bitches. Okay, you see, you're telling me I can't talk to my okay, Well heard that. Just tell me

what's the name given? Isn't giving there one of us or we're not sure the last name is giving? Yes, it's okay, So chances are it's going to be like getting them throw. All I deal with is black men and they ship. I have Felling Bay what you're talking about? Do you think Felling Bay would have been okay with you talking about Hellen Bay? Knew knew who I was working at the time. He could go get some other pussy if you're locked. And remember he went to jail

to night, I could some meat loping. He never showed up. Damn you he got he went back into jail. Nigga, this was the first time a bitch cooked for nicking. That's probably why I got PTSD and didn't want to cooking on nigga Because I cooked with that nigga. He ended up going to jail. And I'm like, Nigga, and I made you sides. I made a whole lot of ships. I even brought you to cool you wanted I made.

I made corn bread, and I made my little special corn bread with the cream corn can, and I put that thing in up with a little jiffy it was cute. You got a jail for it because he violated probation. Money can tell y'all. Do you remember when I was working the restaurant guy this is different start sucking white guys, And they called me talking about they wanted to talk to me about his money laundering. And I was like,

oh my god, I'm not used to this. I'm used to Pookie just like sell us up and getting right out, Like I'm confused. This is like a crime. But that's the thing. That's the thing. They told me they were gonna take our fucking phone calls, and I was like, ye'all can't do that. First off, like too yo, the restaurant guy that was money laundering would have ended up on American greed. My nigga was just alling guns. So boring. But in New York was death. Wait, what's what's what's death?

Selling guns? Are you kidding me? He's killing He was just selling the guns. He wasn't using them. I mean no, if you had to go to jail with the chance of getting out, would you rather have been Do you think it would be money laundering or do you know how many people in the stock market crash committed suicide because niggas was still in their money because they was buying their guns, so they was no, they wasn't buying guns. But not. What I'm saying is money laundering still leads

to death too, niggas. You saw squid Games, bitch nickas dying, niggas dying. So I don't know, I would just take some Zane ship or some go to ex Confessions by Eric Collus not saying like steal her stuff. I'm just saying, steal it for someone in jail. I feel like I want just read it. You're not still in it. You just reading, Yeah, and just like write out a really nasty story. Yeah, I will say that too. Um Anyway, if you really can't come up with it for real,

just take the ship. Listen damn never my name, pay it. Listen to my second podcast that they didn't get another ad, suck them, bleep that sh it out. Listen to a sexy pod. All right, well, guys, we're gonna go ahead and get out of here. But before we go out, I want to let you guys know again. Tickets are on sale. Wheezy and I are taking you bit to school plus lass holes and we're excited to really see you guys live again. Damn, it's been like a year.

I didn't even like finish College of bet you get you got the school of right, so you can pas. Do you know what's crazy about this? My mom at our first live show gave Mandy and I diplomas. Do you remember that? She know? She give us a little certificates that she's proud of us. You don't remember this, I don't know. They were like graduating from homes school. I hope I can find it. My mother as graduated.

My mom. My mom was so proud of us. She went to Kinko's and got these little certificates and I was like, we should not how university. Anyways, guys again, let me wring down those eight Make sure you bring that motherfucking ass. However you do have to be You don't have to be waxed, but you do have to be baxed to come to our shows. So go ahead,

do what you gotta do. Get the little shot you got. Anyway, We're starting off right here in New York City on Thursday, November four, followed by d C. Sorry, November the nineteenth, that is a Friday, followed by l A Friday, December three, and we are wrapping up in Atlanta on December that two is a Friday, so make sure you check us out. Go to war hive dot com. You can also get our merch there if you haven't gotten our merch. We will also be selling our merch at our live shows.

So looking forward to seeing you guys. And you guys live in Texas because I know a lot of y'all are probably pissed that we're not coming, or you live in Florida, just come to the Georgia show if you live in Philly or your Boston New York show York. Yeah, yeah, that's in the middle. Um, like New York obviously at home, so like that'll be our show where like in our first one. Like so we'll be super excited for that. But d C, it's such a beautiful is one of

my favorite, my favorite cities. Shout out to the whole d m V going to d C over the last few years. That was I think the first city to them in Chicago were the first that we did back to back shows. Um, and I just really love d C. I just loved do you see just shows us a lot. I love d C. The DC is also how I think I got even though I didn't test positive for

COVID for sure. That was it when when I did that meet and greet for like, I came to DC to do a Sex Cells premiere and like, I was like, okay, no hugging, and then you hugging and kissing and everybody with you whoet know, And this one girl came up to me, right, She's like, I'm not gonna kis se you because I know it's COVID. I'm like, no, bitch, because I don't want to. Like they were wild, but hopefully we do an after party or something like that

in one of these places with masks on. Okay, alright, y'all, Well, we're gonna leave you guys to the five minute bonus clip if you haven't yet. In WEE shows a ton of stories about going on dates and being crazy, and I share as well, um, my first experience sucking my boyfriend with my home girl. So if you go to our patreon that is patreon dot com back Slash Horrible Decisions, we're leaving you with a five minute bonus clip. All of this information is in the description of this episode.

This has been yet in the episode of Blazon. Uh it was her fault, but we can't deny or confirm that. But what I can tell you is no, I would not have threeesome pregnant only because I just don't want any energy like addigital energy. I wouldn't be I'd want to be monogamous. Think your baby would take the energy of the third person. I just don't want. I just need to keep myself healthy, like I don't want to put myself at risk to other partners and keep my baby.

But a but a woman, you'll be eating pussy That ain't got nothing to do with your pussy or your root canal or whatever it is down there in the baby part I. It is it the canal for your baby and the root canal Mandy, it's a rule. Did the baby go through? That's a rule? Yes, So our homemail this week, Molly relationship invite but married to someone else.

This is long, but hopefully it's good. Hey. Oh, by the way, there was a white girl that came up to me a Melrose trading post and she like comes up to me and she goes, oh my god, wheezy, I love you guys so much. She's like, I sent in a homemail. I'm one of your seven but you and I was like, oh, do we give you good advice? She was like, well, you and Mandy didn't really you read it, but she didn't really give me advice. But it's okay, it's totally fine. Wait, we don't be giving advice.

When we read homemam, we'd probably just been talking ship. Oh, because she really I was like, well, what what advice did he give? What homemler are you? She like, you didn't really get to it bad. She was twenty two years old. Oh she really needed an advice. Well, sorry, okay, hey, ho First, I gotta say I love you both so much and I love the podcast and there's not a single person I run into and don't tell them about it. This is kind of long and maybe hard to follow,

but I'm gonna try my best to condense it. A long one. You know, I can't never follow. It's not that bad because it might be juicy. The title was good Part one the husband. So I wanted to get some advice about a situation I'm in currently. I've been married to my husband four years, and lately the vibe been off. We've been arguing so much lately and we spend no time together and he doesn't take me out. I've been depressed and just haven't been in the mood

for sex. Now I love him to death and we've had our good times, but the relationship isn't the same. I worked two jobs. I'm in school. He worked sixty hours a week. There's no time for each other. We've been unkind, neither of us feel like we're benefiting, and we've recently got into a huge argument and it send it up ended up into a long text, real ghetto about how we should break up. Now we're on a

break So Part two the Polly and Right. Three to four months ago, I got a new job and as soon as I got there, I had a feeling like it was going to change my life. And then I met a guy there. So fine, but I'm every game in this time and day because I was married. He's spiritual and in the last two years I've become more in two with my spirituality and when I met him, I instantly knew his tea and there was an instant connection like undeniable. I mean, the energy we share is unbelievable.

So fast forward to the present, when me and him, when me and my husband take a break. The dude and I started talking more and more. I asked him, just to bait him, if him and his girl were also spiritual. He said yes, and I said, so basically I should have married someone who was also spiritual. He said him and his girl are Polly and told me he has two sister wives. And I thought the convo would in there, but then he basically shot his shot, bitch.

He said when I was done, like completely done with my situation to HOLLI at him and his sister wives and basically laid out with the relationship could be. And I was so shocked, but not turned off because I've never been against the lifestyle. My husband and I are in a space where we still live together, but we sleep separately. We are trying to work out our personal ships.

So now the guy in me and exchange and crazy passionate energy like I'm scared to fund because bit she give big dick energy out of the world and if he's so intelligent girl, and I can't even handle this. And he keeps saying things like we're gonna get together soon, you can meet your sisters, girl. I finally broke down gave him my number texted me when he was free, and I told him when it worked to pick a date and we could link. He basically told me he'll

give me the details. He's trying to surprise me with something, and I'm so intrigued. My husband is nothing like this. He's absolutely against my spiritual belief and the dude got me all in. I'm not sure I feel about sister wives, but I don't know where my relationship is going. There's so much Gil, please give me advice. I'm sorry this was long and unorganized, but I really need help. I love you both so much. It had no period. What

is what is the help asking for? Is she asking whether she should become a sister wife or go back to her relationship. I'm confused with what she's asking. I think she is going to be so fucked up if she starts working with this nigga who has a healthy relationship with his other wives, becoming jealous that her husband and give her that, and then let's just say she falls all into that, then she'll start not being able to handle coming to second or third. Then it's gonna

be a whole thing. And he's fine, and he got a big dick, possibly so she just is excited about it, and it's also super easy to get excited about it because she's going through something with her husband.