Ep 236: Back to the Kinks

That's black Effect dot com backslash b E l I v E. Get your tickets today. You do not want to miss out. Guess what decision we're about to make Horrible decisions. Hey guys, welcome to yet another episode of book Decisions. I'm your grand Mandy b a k A full core bumps ak a debt bitch he k a pitt say I'm all that? And uh you bend you know nighty. It's wheezy. We are in the studio. Can't believe we made it. We swam here Lafayette. Now Eddin

is the only one who swimming. You walked over that very He just came from the Bronx you know, I thought she was going to say the boat damn that I meant to wow, way to get canceled. Um. Also, your apartment got flooded like two in advance, so great did they? Thank god they fixed the roof because that ship would have came. Um. So my apartment got flooded when I came back from l A with Nina, and I had flown to l A, then flew to Orlando together,

then fucking flew to New York. Couldn't wait to get in my bed after two weeks being gone to the ceiling on the bed. And I actually didn't really get too stressed out about it because I knew they were going to fix it. Now. This morning we had a flash flood, war Nings and the hurricane Ida. There's a tornado and Jersey. The building called me a seven o'clock to want to say, we just want to make sure

you're okay. I said, oh now, because you know I'll be staying at the sixty hotel again on y'all dat Hell, No, I'm not okay, bitch, but to see you name fault so fine. They really wanted to see how much more they wrenna have to pay up because I sent that invoice. Bitch, When I tell you, I put everything. I put, the food, I put, the clothes I had to get because even though I had closed my apartment, I didn't feel like wearing them because of the smell. So I went and shop. Understandable,

suck it, don't give it a damn. I do hope, UM, and I know you guys are hearing this a little late, but I hope that everyone um across kind of the whole East Coast. It literally hit from Louisiana. It affected um, people in Philly up here in New York. So I assumed the whole DMV also got hit a little bit, um Jersey. I really just hope everybody was safe. People died, a two year old kid drowned, seventies six year old, like, there's a lot of there's a lot of people that

were left without electricity. UM, so really hopefully, now, um, once you're listening to this, you're in a space where it's a little better, because, yeah, that ship was kind of crazy. Are we even are we even still here? Because if not, fun party like this is why you'ld ship and you know what it was made it even funnier. Today is one of the most beautiful days. It's so nice outside. You know, it's like nothing ever happened last night before the story. So what happens after the storm?

A wonderful time, you know, bipurpleged after I felt so guilty because I want to say it. Many and I were looking at all the floods and ship this morning, and I was like, damn. But when I looked outside, I said, should we go to the pool? It's not even like it's it's hot outside though, because it's in the seventies, But it's beautiful, like there's a breeze, it's not too hot. And that's the thing to this summer. We've been getting hit with fucking like sweltering fucking weather

like ninety seven degrees or set. I don't even think we've really been in the eighties. All some braining every weekend, braining every fucking day like it's been a hot girls. Some aware not here. So what's what do we call fall? Fall? Damn? There like no nod conference season, coffin season, coffence coffin like Halloween. No, it's coming season, I thought, she said, coughing like October. Oh god no. Then I started coughing

like sickness. And see, this is why English is the hardest language to learn, because it just all sounds the fun. Do you know how I know it's hard because Cardi B said on wild Side something about these this holes and Jocelyn be saying that too, like this bitches ain't ship and I'm in Spanish? Is this and these one word this these like the different pronunciations, the accent like these. Yeah, it's like you know, boy girl Okay, so then but

you just think getting in together. But either way, English is hard as hell. No, English is pretty ridic. Season. There's a whole schedule. I don't know if you knew thisffing season schedule. So scouting takes place, took place last month as of right now, guys, we are in drafting mode. So between September one through thirt is drafting seasons. So this is where you start to really get the hose in line on where they are in your roster. Are

they gonna be starters, are they're gonna come off the bench? Um? Then you have tryouts. This is where you just start sucking everybody who you drafted, because this is where you see whose dick is going to hold up to par and at this point, just make sure you're disappointing. What no, No, is that not right? Tryouts September. If I knew I was supposed to be scouting last month, I didn't know

you didn't, Well, you could catch up. Like drafting. There's free agents now, people who scouted last month who don't really want the people like you have some some free agents out there, so you can start dropping. You have plenty of time, so try out between October one one, then you have preseason. This is where you start putting

them to work. How many are you supposed to have by season preseason I would say at least at least two, But this is where you start seeing which guys are really putting an effort, which guys are getting you because this is November one, So this is where you see have they got you flowers yet? Have they taken you on dates? Are they paying for everything? Because you ought to get ready to make sure this nigga is about to give you a gift on Christmas, you know what

I mean. So preseason is November one December one. This is the longest part of coming season December one through January. But that's because you really are in heavy If this nigga is here for Christmas and New Year's okay, and and three Kings Day? What the hell that? What are three Kings Day? It's like kings, yeah, because we would celebrate like the like the three Kings. No, it's the can't bearing. Not all Latinos are in gang. But I

said Latin king. Latin Kings is a gang bearing with gifts for Frankin says Murrain Golden Jesus, three kings damn, So everybody get three niggas? No, I mean, you know what, let's do. I can have three kings. You have three kings? You know what to start marking? Hispanic? My mother, I thought I was like the holiday hodays three Kings KINGO is reins queen like Ray Romano. Yeah there go right, Okay, did you have the blood? Say a ray of sunshine? Oh, Ray Lewis, but everyone loves Ray Ray j Sorry wow.

If you're right, then January sixteen through February is the playoffs again. Hopefully you you have narrowed it down to at least one man because the championship game takes place. You guess it's on Valentine. I don't care about anything but New Year's at this point. Over the last few years, I've noticed Valentine's I don't even about because like I've been single and Valentine's and I've had mad phone with

home girls. I've been on a tender day on Valentine's Day, like and also this is gonna sound sucked up, like when you got a good nigger, Like Valentine's Day is nothing. I don't eating good I'm getting good ship all the time about you know what I'm saying, Like I get good dick all the time. I get flowers. You don't cook, but I get we go out, That's what I'm saying, Like when you getting I don't know, But specifically with

New Year's there is something. So when I was dating Old Bay in two thousand nineteen, um I was into Loom. He went to Amsterdam for New Year's and I remember like I felt so alone and we both the whole time we're like, yo, like we should have made our plans together, Like this ship was fucking sad, Like you know, you're at least couple that were like a home for the night, even like it was just bad. And yeah, I maybe made out with that guy there, but still

I would have rather had been him. Okay, it was sick nipple. Fuck. I don't know if anybody remembers. I ran into him on the beach and remember that were my home girls, just like this a little white man. Anyway, Um, long story short. When we did Columbia, that was fun. Like I felt like, okay, like you know what I mean, Like there's prostitution, there's drugs and alcohol and beach in bay. So I think New Year's is really where you gotta

get somebody. And after that sucked them niggas Christmas. Sometimes you could be at the beginning of the dating stage or you don't want to introduce them to people. Then you can save on the gift. Like fuck that just New Year's. By the time Valentine's they come not a big deal because you got a Memorial Day weekend. You gotta All Star weekend. You have a lot of whole opportunities, and then Marches, spring Break, dip off, take a little trip,

you'll be fine. New Year's is the baby's don't hold you. That's probably why I have been single on Valentine's Day because it's definitely was. All Star weekend falls on Valentine's Day weekend. Why did they do that because all the niggas as holes anyway, Like they're not gonna be you know, they're all stars, and they're gonna go and have an all star motherfucking times do they bring their wives? I mean, yeah, one did, but she left the last day. So that's

when I sleep right in nice ship. That ship. No, but that was before I became you know, loyal and and um it's interesting though, like this falls like my birthday is coming up, so I'm like trying to make plans for my birthday October eleven. So she's there, you know what I mean, the best sign even were you really don't know? No, I don't know. No, I'm a Libra. Uh and so it's weird because now this would be my second birthday. We're kind of celebrating together. So does

this group match technically? I'm I'm a virgo, you're a Libra and your We should have an astrologists come back, yes, because we had one coming to a bird shot, but we should have them talking about like specific compatibility. And I've been wanting to do a Horrible Decisions episode with our teams. Damn it sucks because Vinnie was gone, but like that would have been fun, like literally edding vannye um a dave of what people talking about behind the

scenes stuff I was talking about. I think it would be really fun David and Virgos. So you know, maybe we could bring Benson in for a bit. That'd be fun, right, um, oh birthday? Last year, you were in a hurricane last year, I was in Mexico or a hurricane, and then we had Our Lives show uh in Cancun, and and then you go. And then I came back and was COVID positive.

Damn yeah. I literally was out for a month and a half, which is also you don't remember when I had to find the Mexican UH COVID test because they were only giving COVID tests this time. Isn't the phases of COVID funny? No? Actually, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's very funny. I'm talking about what is where your head was? You were wiping down a box. First, then you wanted a vaccine bad. Then it came out too fast and you freaked out. Then you're in the part

where you can't find a shot. You're waiting in line for fucking days. Now they're begging you to get the shot you got a hundred dollars for shot. Now you get shaped Bay. Then motherfucker's on me a hunt dollar yesterday. You'll get an email. But they should have gave me my hunted dollars right there. It's like more like you gotta sign up in type ship they always want you to do. They can't just hand me all. But yeah, it is weird. We we did go through a lot

of different phases for COVID. I mean there was also like the toilet paper phase. There was the five G Towers gave us COVID phase. Dog mind you, when I was living in Mexico, that is, these are all the people that are like crypto investors and like super hippie. Everybody even talking about five G Dog and the old bases just's like, damn for real they gonc No. This one whole got me. One time I was high as fucked and all I remember is she was saying like literally,

I know, logistically, this couldn't be real. She was fucking with me. I felt like I was on a game show. We're at this jungle party, and she was like no, like everything around you. You know how your phone picks up what you're saying and sendingly. You see advertisements for it. That's what's happening with the chip. It's tracking our brain right mind you, I'm high, bitch, what you pushin? They got that? You think that's out here because we ain't

even got sick. And she's like, it doesn't matter, it's satellite. Like the bitch how to answer for everything? I still follow her. Her name is Salam. Yeah, the bitch still lives there and she works at a cafe called Kubrick and it's in Centro in downtown Saloom. And you can tell her I was talking ship to huh said let

her know. Oh, every time people go to them, I'd be like, yo, go see the blind girl and tell how to tell you about the satellite because the ship is so fucking funny blond, which matterfitely why she has this idea her dog kind of microchip? Does your cat have a microchip? No? Oh, that's right. You brought it from I got it from I got my mother can dollars from a correct kid. And the only thing I did was make sure his balls was cut so he couldn't spray my house. Oh but I didn't get no

chipping him. And they don't go outside like, you put a chip and a cat outside, Well, my cat don't go outside. The guy told me when, like so she already came with the chip and he was like, yeah, like anybody that came in this dog, it's city pups, like where I got her from. But the guy was like, this is not like find my iPhone. Okay, if you lose your dog, I can't just track her. He's like, but if anything happens and they take her to a shelter at the micro trip, will you know, they'll see

your info. So the girl was so into this satellite thought she fucking took her dogs micro chip out because they thought, all right, now she was fun. She was and now she's a barista. So anyway, um um Vanellus, Oh no, what you have you wanted to talk about your Oh yeah no, I mean we talked a lot about cuffing season. But I mean that's something new that I just did for the first time. I went to the zoo and it was so cute. I went to

the Central Park zoo. Um. I mean they only got by five animals, so I was literally going up to the like little cage areas and I was like, they couldn't have gotten more because you literally got to catch them at the right time because it's like the bear was sleep. They had one bear, so but you couldn't see a bear, okay. And then the seals they feed them. They had like three seals. They had one red panda. I was like, the red red panda is really cute. But yeah, like they didn't have a lot of the

black and white ones they got. They got them in like the red panda. The red that's it. That's the red panda. And it was so cute and it was just running. I was like, oh, it looks like it's running like body, Um, it looks like Nina. Yeah, no, it's but the zoo was super super cute. Um, y'all know I'm from Orlando. So I was just like running up to the seals, like how would it see? World did they have? Like Oh, I want to get up close. I want to take a picture of the seals. Do

look at the seal waves? Yeah, I was wondering about There was no protest um. It was just really really cute. I really enjoyed it. It was my uh first time on a date to the zoo, so I really liked. Yeah, it was super cute. Taking or anything any souvenir. I mean, I take pictures with him. It's so funny when you're like at a place like that in your city and you'd be saying, She's like, no, we live here, we

don't need that work. Like almost nine years now, and I didn't even know how to get to the motherfucker's zoo. I knew there was one, but I'm in the Bronx. I've only been to the Bronx Zoo. I didn't even know where the Central Park Essential parks. I went to the Central Park Zoo and it was just really cute, so I enjoyed myself. I think that this lad year and a half has been very interesting because you've definitely been put outside of yourself in terms of where you

can go on dates. And even right now in New York, you're not getting inside nowhere without a vaccination card. So if you date outside though, yeah, but I'm talking about indoor things or things like that, you're fucked. And what if you date an anti vaccor what if you date someone who doesn't want to get the vaccine? Like now, even where you guys have to compromise in terms of

dates is going to be interesting, especially when it gets cold. Um, what if you meet Salam, because I'm will tell you Salam, will tell you my body, my choice. If I can have an abortion, I should have the right not to get the vaccine because I know there's a micro chap. Well, speaking of, that's what I actually wanted to bring up today for our Vanilla ship. If you guys have been following uh this show, Wheezy and I have both shared our experiences with abortions. We've had people on who worked

at Planned Parenthood. Apparently too many abortion jokes. Um, a lot of abortion jokes because I'm all here for the vacuum. But what's crazy? He is Rovert looks like what what's what looked like? What looked like the abortion vacuum? Can we not google the abortion vacuum? Why not? Right here? Yeah, let's do it, Okay, I mean I think it looks like a little tool. I don't think it really looked like it's a syringe and it sucks the baby out.

It's like it's like a turkey base there. So it just go right in there and a little dinnnual vacuum aspiration bas it doesn't and even the way they put it in, Yeah, because they definitely do the speculum to open up your COUCHI can't make it. Yeah, yeah, but I wanted to talk about this if you guys are patrons we briefly talked about in Texas. When you look at the picture, it do make me feel a little guilty.

Not Republican guilty, but damn, is it really guilty? Because he when they when they showed fetus pictures, is the baby, don't? It's not a cute. We'll see, we'll see this. This doesn't look big enough for like a baby baby. So I feel like this one makes me feel bad. No, but look at this one. This one is probably the one that used on me too, because mom was just about this one, right, So they just pulled on me like they had specific you know, because this ain't gonna

fit a baby. You can't suck a baby. The first trimester one though. You're looking at now, Oh, there's there's different side first trimester. What's there's a second trimester one too. I'm not gonna google that. Okay, you don't pull that. Oh my god, no, this one right here where you see it in there and it looks like it's coming out of too. That makes me feel a little bad. But if you guys are listening to us and an audio, definitely just go on your phone and google abortion vacuum aspiration.

That's what we're looking at, and you can see the pictures that we are viewing as well. But I wanted to get into this because while I brought it up on our vanilla ship on our during our last town hall. Oh oh, I'm sorry, I was actually just gussing the whistleblowers. So as of right now, there are there's currently a group in Texas that is paying people to whistle blow and tell on people who either accompany you to an abortion or telling you if you are getting an abortion.

And what's crazy is Texas now has a six week abortion ban that takes it that takes effect after the Supreme Court in action. So the Supreme Court did go ahead and overrule ro versus Wade in this decision in Texas, so it is now illegal for you to get an

abortion after six weeks. And what's crazy is they are now finding people up to ten thousand dollars if you So even if you're an uber driver and you take someone on their way to get an abortion, you can be told on and be fined ten thousand dollars for this, which is crazy because now at this point, y'all are motherfucking hurting or finding and punishing women for the choices in their own body more than fucking rapists, more than

the people who administer fucking harm onto women. And I'm sucking just gusted, And of course, because the Internet is so amazing, I wanted to share this. UM abortion help you can go to need abortion dot org, plan spills dot org, or aid access dot org. Plan See pills are actually abortion pills that can be mailed to you, um since you in the mail, okay, now they needed to have that at all time, no ship, but it's

it's really it's one of the things. So it's a it's a safe at home abortion and plan see provides up to date information on how people in the US are accessing abortion pills online. So if you were in um Texas and you fear for whatever reason, or you know, you're in a situation where you want to have an abortion, and there's multiple reasons, I mean, you want to go back and forth as the different reasons as to why

women may want abortions. There's a lot of men listening a lot of women listening, and if you are pro life, we can literally go down back and forth like a game and say all of the reasons as to why so many arguments in the street. Bro oh God. When I lived with Enoch, I remember I was driving my car passing the Amway Arena. We lived in downtown Orlando and there was a huge anti abortion rally downtown and I called him and I said, have you seen this? Can you see this from outside? He was like yeah.

He was like, I don't want you to get in trouble today because I wasn't in out of jail that go upstairs. I said, I'm just gonna take the dog on a walk. He's like, no, Gil, please don't go. No, no, bitch. Ill went down there fucked them all up. First of all, everybody with their foster care bullshit. Do you know the amount of child abution, abuse and foster care, The amount of children that end up in this system that don't have access to one, a better education, healthcare, any of that. Ship.

The mistreatment in foster care is wild. I don't know if anyone is willing to talk about their experience who has been in and out of foster care, but I've never heard this amazing fucking tale ever for somebody, even with a dog, dude, there's there always some fucking pain and strife with that ship. I also want to add that there are so many medical ailments UM, one in which being um damn, and I just had it on

my goddamn head. Um, when you epilepsy. So, when you are epileptic, which is where you just get random seizures depending on the medication you were on, UM, it actually can have effect on either the baby while you're pregnant, or you are a high risk pregnancy, which means you

can actually die in giving birth. And I have a family member who's epileptic, and the conversation like literally they pretty much told her not to get attached to the baby until seventeen weeks to be sure that it was even forming correctly in her because of the medication that she was on. So and also the idea that you could literally have a seizure while giving birth, you can die giving birth of your epileptic I was also just

reading all of these abortion stories. If you're on Twitter, I dive into all of the Twitter threads, and so many women were sharing the fact that they had been raped. UM and and the cause of trauma that they had and again trigger warning. But there are women. I mean, ship, I was pregnant at sixteen. Do you think I'd probably motherfucking be here today in this space and accomplish what I've done? Maybe? Maybe? So A lot of women do accomplish things with with children. But I had my abortion

at sixteen years old. I was going into the eleventh grade, and I don't I can't honestly say where the funk I would be right now if if I would have, you know, decided to keep the baby. And so this is unfortunate, especially because again, if you guys were on our town hall, um, there's actually medical studies showing that you're not actually nine months pregnant, you actually ten months pregnant. Um. There's a certain amount of weeks in which that you're

really pregnant. So a lot of times when you go into your pregnancy, they don't even really know the exact day, and a lot of times they add two weeks. Anyways, Like and I told this on Patreon. They told me I was six weeks and I was like, no, bitch, um four weeks. It was fourth July. I know when the nigga did it, and I knew exactly and they just kept trying to tell me I was six weeks pregnant. So it's really interesting that this is now uh banning a law at six weeks for for you to be

you know why there is that padding for the two weeks. Um, let me look it up. It's very interesting. Yes, two padding. Does it really benefit anybody outside of like maybe getting that person excited for the fact. Well, that's the thing too. I know that they a lot of hospitals also just like to induce. They like to put your pregnancy on a schedule, so they will let you know when you're when your due date is because a lot of times they have to schedule that ship they have to make

sure a doctor is going to be available. Like a lot of that actually has its people get like pregnant for more than nine months to write for saying no, that's what I'm saying. So it says that they are there are about forty weeks in a full term pregnancy. If you assume that a month is exactly four weeks long, that makes ten months of pregnancy. The problem with this calculation that is assumes that each month last twenty eight days. We know that only fucking February, so you actually have

months with thirty and thirty one. They're adding it on the bathroom. Yes in reality, but when you're going in there, they say six yes because of the different Yeah, exactly, So that's actually what it is. Uh So that's that's why.

So this is just hurtful. Again. We've been advocates here on not only sexual liberation um, but being pro choice and the idea that they're really kind like, this is a Supreme Court ruling in Texas, and it's scary because that means that a lot of other states, specifically red states, can fall in line with this, and it's it's kind of unfortunate they shut it down today, I believe, right, No, I don't not that I saw the last Google search I did from ABC ten. Apparently the update is that

the Supreme Court voted five to four to deny an emergency. Yeah, but this but still Texas has been going crazy, so the Texas abortion man, but the Supreme Court is a different thing. And they just found out two hours ago Supreme Court refuses abortion. So they're keeping it. Oh I thought, No, the Supreme Court went against Roll versus Way and refuse it. They'reying abortion. They're they're denying refusing this law, so they're gonna allow Texas to move forward. Dud is it? Jesus freaks?

I don't understand it and buy that. I mean disrespect for one. I produced a Bible podcast. Everyone knows I love Brihanda, and I think that's the most religious person in my life. But God, I don't even hear her talk about this fucking bullshit. It's ridiculous to me because it's this weird moral high ground, you know what I mean that people suddenly take when it comes to abortions, especially man, which cracks me up the most abortion religion.

And that's why they say ship, I'm getting a ship, taddy. You know what I'm thinking. Y'all already know how like religion because you know the one thing they're really not gonna talk about how nobody in the Bible was white, but we're gonna keep keep on going. What did that wasn't even really white in real life? Um, but let's get into our hord dirve our hord der uh. This week is a tip that I found, and it's actually one that I've been recently doing, and I find it

to be really exciting, UM. But it's actually and this is for those of you who have a partner. It's a way, UM to not only get them to open up to you, but for you to feel more comfortable with talking to your partner. So this hord derve this

week is to brainstorm a list of fantasies. As I was even going through the homemaale, there's so many people that write in homemaal and they're like, but I already know my my partner's not gonna be down for it, or I already know how my partner's gonna respond, or I already know my partners x y Z. And brainstorming a list of fantasies will ironically not only open communication with you and your partner, but it will get you to really think outside the box and really see how

far your partner's mind goes. So it says, create a bucket list of no stress exciting ideas to try together. If you come up with something that both parties aren't into, put it on a maybe list and revisit it later. Not only is making a list together fun, simply talking about desires can keep things hot. Communication allows you to fantasize consensually so that you can focus on pleasure in

the bedroom with no hesitation. I kind of think recently, um, I feel like old bing and I have done so much so it's like pegging it out and we fucking did everything else. But um, you know, with the new person I'm sleeping with, I recently discussed who the semi conservative um, which I maybe enjoy because I'm not, you know what I mean. I think sometimes that can be fun when you're with someone who's the total opposite of you.

And had a phone call with a friend of mine on FaceTime and he called me while I was in a club or something, and I don't know what it was about this particular girl, but he like enjoyed her flirting with me, and I was watching it slowly happened, you know what I mean. And then the next thing, I'm on a flight back to New York, literally getting on the plane and he's like get off, yo. Like he's like I can't stop thinking about you and fucking you with her or like sucking anybody's like that, just

like drove me insane. Dog. We're like taking off, I'm taxing and we're like sexting like crazy, and literally our entire conversation since then, Like when we're sex thing, we're deep in it. It's like all about how it would happen. And just like it sounds silly as somebody that was in a throuble and that's had mad threesomes, but it is really exciting to experience something new with someone new. For example, it's not new to me, but it's new

to you. So I'm enjoying it. And I think that a lot of people sometimes may put somebody down that hasn't done something, or even he maybe didn't want to get excited with me about talking about threesom because he knows I've been on my ship, you know what I mean, Like he knows weezy, he knows what I've done, He's

heard the stories. So I was even a little bit surprised that he was cool with like kind of just mentioning little things, because I think most times we're very into trying to impress that partner by showing them how much we've done, because we don't want them to feel

like we're not experienced. You know, like if you meet somebody in the future and they know how many times you've been to sex club, they're done things the first thing they may say is like, oh, yeah, I've heard of it, or they'll want to tell you what they know. That's just a natural thing, so you don't feel like someone who's completely out of the loop. But it has been super fun and I think it's great that he's kind of let me lead or walk him through it.

I don't know if it's going to happen, but he's fine, so probably if you're vanilla and you're dating someone, I think a nice way to easier way into the fantasies if you don't, you know, if you're not fully comfortable going there just yet, is talking about things that you've never done and then starting doing first with them that aren't in the bedroom. So, say your partner has never been to a sipping paint, Say I want to experience that with you first, so you can. You can even

start by talking about things you've never done. I've never been to the Empire State Building. Let's be tourists one

day and just go. So I think building things to do as a first outside the bedroom, I think would be a fun thing to do before starting digging into your kinky sexual fantasies and right like creating first with a partner, regardless whether it's in the bedroom or not, literally creates like this special bond with that parton and you have to let go of because some women will say things like, well, who did you do this way before? Do you get that I've heard men do that to me,

women have done that. It ruins it. It ruins it from me personally. Not I'm not thinking about that person at all. I'm curious, like, at what point can you actually tell, Let's say, for me, how if I were to have a partner, when would I be able to kind of easing the idea of fantasy I have honestly, Literally, it could be the second time y'all had sex, it could be two years later. I think that that's something where and the way that I've been doing it is

just laying in the bed. I have these galaxy lights now, so depending if I'm on shrooms or not, we really be in the galaxy. Um, I really don't know who I am anymore. I literally just be doing the chocolate

shrooms my homegirls brought up from l A. Now. Yeah, but these galaxy lights, when you do it, you literally just lay there and we'll look at the ceiling and it's kind of like we're outside looking at the stars, and I think that's one of the this is literally what I have in my room, and so literally just looking up at the ceiling and looking at the galaxy lights, you could literally just start brainstorming there. You're you're not applying pressure. It's a good conversation and you're not in

the act of sex. You're just laying there talking. So to me, that's something to where you know, and you could you can gauge it. You can take me with everybody, like I remember with scissors um and no shade to her, but she is very shy as nasty as she can be. I felt like she was so shy in person, right, and she's like, I don't know, but in texting and ship it was easier to get it out of her, and some people it's a little more premeditated, so you

can think about your answers. So it could help. The only thing with texting that like drives me insane is I gotta wait for your response. Ye could just imagine we tell something. If you say something crazy, you can just put an L in and then don't you word. You know what I mean, That's what I'm saying. No, you could just do it L O L to kind of test the water to see what their motherfucker response

might be. I don't know. I did also want to leave this into our horrible decision this week again, if you guys are new listeners and haven't been able to go all the way back. We used to do a Kink of the Week segment um and we like to talk about different kinks here and I found this article on desert dot co dot za. I assume is that what New Zealand or so if it's that means it's in another country, right, Okay, so this is from a Dutch website, but they went into eight unusual sexual kinks

that are fun to try together. So if you're talking about again your fantasies, here's eight kinks that maybe you and your partner can try together. We let me know if you've done them before, or let me know if you think this might be something that you would try. If you're vanilla long term, short term, let me know when you should introduce this. This first one is called splashing or wham do you know with splashing or whim

is food? Close? Yeah? I guess it involves it a little bit food splashing wham actually means wet and messy, so these sexual kinks are known as wet and messy fetishes because they involved often food and things generally get extremely messy during the apt People like to cover themselves and food, eat food off of each other, and even own special tanks that they can do this in. A Surprisingly large amount of people are into splashing thanks to

the high rates of subtle files. Splashing is one. Food has always been a cential thing, and people that find food sexy like to involve it more in their sexual place. You don't have to be extreme about it, but dabbling might teach you something, um and then they give examples, so something like edible body paint is a nice entry level step. Whipped cream bikinis um is also very popular and investigating sexual kinks a little bit more with dessert spreads. Um.

This doesn't have to do with food. But what in messy to he reminds me of, uh, something that I like is literally I say, make a mess on me, and I just like him to literally just nut on me. Like, so shoot has come, whether it lands on my face, on my tips, on my stomach, and then we go back into the next round. So now it's messy because the nut is on him, it's on my shoes. We assuming that not everybody can get it up next like

I mean right after it just late on it. I would say a good way to do like with the nut, if the nut is all over her body, you can make it wet and messy by just lying on top of her and then it's kind of like oh yeah, and then is sicky. So then you shot were together, but in the act wet and messy. I think a good way to do that is so um, recently, like

I was super high. When I'm really high and I sucked dick, I can't like my mouth is dry, right, so um, I have water and I'll just put in my mouth, switch it around, switch it around, and then it just makes my mouth wetter and the dick wetter. But I was like, what if it was a lot. So sometimes I'll fill my mouth with the water and then like then it's just getting like speedy and messy and wet and wetter, and it's really fun like ship

like that. I think another thing especially funny I I do that well when we between rounds, will like be thirsty of course because we just worked out and he'll put it in his mouth and instead of giving me the water bottle, he'll feed me the water from his mouth, so filthy, and that is that bird feeding something like that. I love it. By then it's room temperature, clearly. But what I'm just saying, it ain't that cold by the

time and go from his pass it on. No, he'll just drink a little bit of it and then whatever left dumping in my mouth because we just been sucking and he's a he's a human being. Our body temperature like wait, like nineties something ninety seven point one. One bitch been having to get her temperature taking. Clearly, you just we are hot. We're hot, bitches. Um, But did

you have anything else to add to that? Maybe for someone who's been a little um, I would say with um with like yeah, with anyone who's you know, having sex with someone with a penis um for women or like lesbian fantasies too, Like I think the messiest thing that I really was able to do, Like I like pussy all over me. So like if someone's, uh, if you're eating someone out and you're laying down right and they're like writing your face like they can drag it

and leave a little snail trail like. That's one too, and it is you can do that on anybody. Yea ever food. I just learned what a cedophile. She sucked. She sucked the cucumber. Oh I huh, I didn't think about well, I guess the cucumber. I think about that. You know, I had to hold it. It didn't walk over, did you do it? Sucked you? I fucked myself with a cucumber. Okay, technically alright, alright, that cedophile. A cedophile as a person who likes to fuck foods and find

oh well, no, find food arousing. Never mind. So that's that's what a cedophile is. It's not as bad as uh, what was it the Russian guy that is attracted to the astronaut. The next one is basic, so I'm not going to spend too much time on it. It is catap trontophilia, which is actually I killed it right. I mean, I was looking at this article for a minute. So that's actually just the idea of having sex with your significant other in front of a mirror. I feel like

we just talked about that with good Yeah. That one is. That one is pretty interesting. The other one is pygophilia. One of the most sexualized areas of the human body is the rear end or buttocks. We also talked about that um in in depth with Vinny, but a pygophiliac is someone who is aroused by seeing and touching a person's deriet um. These sexual kinks are especially prevalent in men, with women's behind being the main attraction. Now, y'all, motherfucking

pain the stallion. I love massaging a butt women. Men, It don't matter if I'm sucking you. Nine times out of ten, I'm gonna say you want a massage, and it's just so that I can massage your ass. I love spreading an ass cheek apart. I think I just love that I genuinely can get off from just this. I love it. Um. When I was sucking collect, she had this dumb and she would go over there just to get spankings, and he remained fully dressed. And then when her and I had our threesome, um with what

did I call him? He was just like a really rich, hot white guy in the West village. But anyway, um oh, when we would go over there, he would do a lot of that, like spanking, slapping, like super domb shit. He had like toys like contraptions, And that was the first time where I was like, oh, like, you really need nothing else, Like it's just something about It's almost because some of them know that you want to get fucked real bad because you're so horny, and they won't

give it to you. Like it's almost like they get off on withholding it. I love slapping ass massage and ass sticking, ass licking ass all everything to do as like, I just really and define a man with a nice ass. Oh give it to me. I think that's also. I like women with really nice asses too, especially when they have a little cuff booties. I love a little cuff on a booty. Oh my god, I love god, I do. I love a little cuff on a booty. Bit all right.

The next one is an auditory fetish. Perhaps the most popular auditory fetish includes the use of swear words. During second This is real vanilla. People that enjoy talking dirty in the bedroom may actually find specific words very erotic. Wait did they list them out? They did not, So I want us to know if you would. But if you find yourself horror bitch, fuck me, pussy, uh, let me harder, faster, deeper, come just like naming stuff, make a mess? Nut, Give me that nut? Bro stopping here

talking about this, y'all gotta say nut. Come on, bro, I'm gonna start laughing if someone told me, Oh my god, that's so sexy. Oh don't turn me on? Yes, not on me? Baby? What you not laugh too? Nutting is good, like I like Pete, I drink old milk a nut. Listen, give me that nut? Baby? Oh wait, can I just ask? Did your man tell you he's about to nuts? He's a he's a little bit more silent. I have to like really ask him to like, like, as I know he's about to come, i'd be like he moaned. I

love when you moan. I just be telling him like I want to hear you. Can I hear you with like I want to hear you? He doesn't quiet? Word? Does he say about a bust? I think it's bused my but see but see now it's different because now instead of like really asking for the nut, all asked to make a mess on me. That's that's my instructions on where I want him to come. So that's I think I say, like I'll use the word cover like probably like I'll be like to make a mess. Yeah,

make the mess. I'm ready to go, but I'm sorry. Okay, next one, Uh, we have three more trichophilia. If you are a trichophiliac, then you love human hair. The way it smells, feels, everything about hair gets you going. And there might be a very good reason for this from science all right now, Human pheromones, the chemical arousal simulates simulators that people produce in their skin, are especially prominent

in the head area. So if you love your significant other's hair, you might want to try including it more overtly in for play. Now, clearly, I would say this is more of a white person ship because technically, when I get my lace wigs or I my hair really done, it's literally like I don't touch thing, um, even when my hair is out like my natural hair. I'm not really into the touching of my hair, touching hair. I thought, I said nut in hair. Just love my fucking hair.

Wet hair can be very Do you like a scalp massage? I love all of that. I'm obsessed with that. So maybe you're I love a scalp massage so much. This sounds ridiculous, but so I probably give maybe a few days between braiding. I will go get a massage just so I can have a scalt massage with my brains out of my head. Well, I mean braids be hurting the scalp like but no, and then even with my braids because I mean, I get not lest so it doesn't hurt anymore. But um oh, I love you. I

love you old Bayles rubber years. I'd be like getting my hair like I don't give a fuck, and I tell all my nigges, all my hose to just when I'm saying this, I don't mean currently, I mean like over the years, not one person in my life doesn't know that I need that to sleep. I think a scalt massage is how I usually initiate in the It's weird now that's how you initiate in the bedroom. See, I mean, don't they here to stop talking? Like there's literally now I mean, and I'm bollheaded now, so I'll

just be like, can you not touch my hair? Already gotta laid down with a due rag, so like when they like, when you want to play in my hair, it like literally it sticks up, it frizzes. And now I'm like, now I gotta go grab my Nirobi and my dude Rag, and now I gotta lay my ship. There's a way to do it. Still, you can still do kind of paths. Yeah, Like I know I'm half white,

but my ship does not be laying. I'd be having to lay my ship down, and it just annoys me because no, don't mess it up, especially in between washes ship. The next one, y'all is come on, come on, I'm trying to I feel like the k is silent like Nick's so niz Malagnia. Yeah, I think Malag so Nick niz Malagnia. It's actually the tickling fetish. I will what you would you far from being tickled? I mean because I just like it gets so anxious and I sn't know.

I ain't gonna hold you. If you motherfucking tickle me, I'm punching the dog ship out. You like it hurts. Tickling hurts because and I'm like claustrophobic. So then I feel like I have prowesses like hen't move, So I'll just be like, but then I just go to fight. I just gotta fight a mother fuck. Don't motherfucker tickled me. But if you like tickling. This is the thing. We never had Tickled on Patreon, but you need to watch

that movie made. It was literally don't know. Tickling is probably one of the no no no about how they like not use these young boys. What I mean he would basically like if anyone and I know he talked about this a few months ago, he's supposed to do a patreons in him on it, but we didn't. But this fucking ship was so crazy. Tickled is a like it's like a Sundance type film of this guy who was like hiring guys on Craigslist for a hundred dollars

to get tickled on camera. He would like use it to weaponize them when they were like at work, like older later in life, like Ayo, it's crazy, but wow, that's kind of sucked up. Oh man, it's a really good doctor. But the tickling community is the whole thing. There's a guy I went on a date with and I remember like he was already turning me off and like he thought he was saying something funny to me when he dropped me off and like tried to tickle me,

and I literally almost punched. Yeah, don't don't tickle me or something like just don't put your hands on me, please. I don't like tickling, like even when I get massages, like or when the bitches is doing my feet at the salon. I was like, all right, I need you to be a little rougher down there because the tickle and now you're about to mess up my jem. Certain anxiety comes upon me like I'm not but don't because I'll be lying. Now I'd be like, hell no, my

motherfucking g you can't tickle me. And then they go to tickle and the like I'll be drooling like I hate that feeling. I hate like it's not fun. No, it's not fun for me. It's not fun. Don't tickle me. And I just went too hard with that. Now you know my arm is like arm hurt? Right? The uh last two mask fetish Now I actually spoke about this now. Wearing a mask is of course a part of b D s M and playing with your sensory um. This

was actually masks ain't for me. Uh. The one time I did agree to be blindfolded, the nigga sells me uh and removed his condoms. He sells so literally when we were done, like when he came. He literally went to take off my mask. But before he took off my mask, he said, don't be mad at me. And I was like, what what do you mean? And he's like, it felt so good, and he let me know that he took off the condom while I was wearing a blindfold,

and so from there I will never probably wear blind blindfold. However, if you are with a partner who you do trust, couples that enjoy mask fetishes tend to do it because they liked the idea of anonymous sex. These individuals may have a range of sexual kinks that spanned from swinging to swapping. But you could try out a mask fetish and explore the realm of the anonymous in a perfectly

monogamous environment with your significant other Covida nineteen. Individuals that have a thing for masks are also usually into bondage and b d S M play. So again, if you see that your partner is actually into using masks, uh, this could be a gateway into other things such as maybe a ball gag such as restraints, UM and other things that we can that can be used in the bedroom. The last one, guys, and here we go. B D

S M suspension. Now this one I don't think can be at all for um a beginner, because you have to it's either gonna really cost you a lot, or you may have to actually go to a dungeon, which is where I experienced this for the first time. But b D s M suspension sexual kinks UM. The submissive in the dynamic is suspended somehow, so either over the bed, hung from a piece of furniture or a doorway. I was hung from the ceiling in a dungeon and it

was really interesting. UM. I did this actually in Orlando at UM Secrets. So as Secrets, there's a dungeon. Girl, Yes, it's a swingers resort in Orlando. It's really kissing Me. But oh yeah, I went there. Really Orlando, it's culosed to it's kiss se Me is the city that they made for Disney. But I went to Secrets with my home girls, and um, they had a dungeon in there. And in this dungeon everyone had to remove their shoes um. But it was really really dope, like why are the

floors padded? Um, just because you had to take your shoes off and so you put them in the locker and there was the guy that suspended me was called Scarecrow, I believe um, and he was super into bonding, so he actually suspended me. He put me into bondage, yes, but literally had me up in the air and twirling and it was like the stretch that I got. Um. And also I also did it uh and had a couple come around and the woman flogged me and the

guy did electrocuting to me like it was intense. It was in a dungeon and I was like, do it to me. Give it to Orlando, bitch. I'm not gonna lie. If anyone has been to Secrets or if you're in Orlando and like, oh my god, where do I go to for a sex club? It was really white, um, but apparently they have black knights. But we went. It's like it's like a timeshare so you can actually run around here and talked about the woods or something. In Orlando there was a sex club and I saw a

lot of ship going on in there. I mean we we actually, I know we're probably too late for it, but we do need a sex club episode to like of different cities and sex parties. So if you guys have one, we we we know the couple um, like the major city. Her name was athen that they came up with us on the Houston stage. So we know a Houston swingers group. We know a ton here in New York. Um, you know what, let's do that if you are the owner or a promoter of a sex

club party. Also, because each one I've gone through now so different, I would love to see how it differs across. We should try to make the best list that we can. I would love to do that for you, guys, because a lot of y'all literally will be in fucking Tennessee and be like, hey, do you know the sex club here? So tired of this? I just try to say that, do not write me. I cannot tell you how annoying it is. Please, like seriously, And I rarely ask people

not to, but this is dumb. People will write me and say, hey, weezy, I want to have a threesome tonight. Do you know anybody there's red for that? Just saying, what the fun do you think I'm gonna do? You think I'm about to look through my ship and pass off one of yours? Maybe sharing is carry No, I'm not. If I was going to do that, it would be with someone. I know you think I'm gonna send them

to some random bitch on the internet. With all the human trafficking and all the sex trafficking and all this fucking bullshit, let's be real, men that hit you and ask you women it could be a fake page. No, but women have been doing it and I'm sorry. Like no, I told you, I'll just suck your friends can do that running like stop, just suck your home girl. Dude. I had a couple write me. Wait, I gotta read you this. This is so funny. That's probably one of

these saf first ways. And I'm not gonna lie. It was a respectful like DM, but it was funny. M here we go. Good morning. Actually, Wifey and I are huge fans of the show. Hopefully we can bump in you into you in the city and take you home with us. Enjoy your day. Oh ship. Okay, never mind not the home mail. They made it. Nice couple. Um, I can't really see the picture. They both have masks on in the picture, but okay, they're black. That's very

sweet of you. Although there is no question. We do have a thank you message from someone that came in and it says, this is just an email to say thank you. I'm in a group chat with six girlfriends from college and of course discussed different topics, and it always makes me realize how closed minded and hypocritical these homes are and how the rest of the world can be. I've always been open minded and accepting, but I'd be lying if I said your show didn't take it to

a different level. I've been dealing with the guy for the last six months who had previously tested the waters with a man and just so happened to ask in conversation. I just so happened to ask him, and he was honest, truthfully speaking. Pre horrible decisions me would have probably stopped talking to him, even though I really like him on some nothing against him in his sexuality, but he can't

be my nigked every time. But post w D ME and all two hundred and thirty three episodes just feels like why he tried it and he didn't like it, That doesn't mean he's gay. It probably makes it even more secure in his sexuality because he knows for sure it's not him anyway. This man is amazing, treats me better than anyone I've ever dated, and better than them group chat bitches have ever been treated and it's just crazy to think I could have missed out on this

amazing nous for something like that. So thank you for having on the guests that you've had and the conversations you've had around this and more. I love you and I can't wait for the live show to get that pop in. Thanks for being my real friends, because plucked them homes never stopped signed a happy home. I really, I really will sink in a response to that, UM, I think that, I believe it or not, your friends

will keep you from finding happiness. I think your friends are a lot of the most judgmental um and honestly a lot of them are envious if you find someone that treats treats you better than maybe how they've been treated. UM. I do also think that do you think you've experienced that um from from friends? I've definitely seen it on the outside looking in like like friends just you know, and I don't want to get to particularly because I

know they listened to this show. But I introduced my homegirl to a guy who's treating her really really, really really well, and the friends that surround her were pretty much actually admitted to being jealous because they said, damn, no one's ever done that for me, or they've tried to like kind of they don't even want to be around him because they're like, well, why can't I find a guy like this? Um girl? This has been an actual thing that has happened to me, my home girl.

I've talked about it, and I was they say in it like like those are girls you probably shouldn't be around because they probably don't want the best for you. But is it like because there's a and I really believe this like an innocent type of jealousy for innocent jealous I do. For example, if you told me that this weekend you went to the beach and an amazing trip, I'll be like, damn, bitch, for real, I was stuck

at home. That's a I don't want you to have a bad time like that's a oh my god whatever. Or for example, if you said, girl, I got this week and I'd be like, bitch, I don't even get no day. That's like a okay, that's what I'm saying when their home real said damn, I don't have anybody like that? Is it like I don't know. I talked like that sometimes and I don't mean it um with harm, right, I haven't been having sex, you having second like damn,

you got to join yourself. But I wish I was there too, kind of a thing, yeah, like maybe like if you like I can't think of I just said, like what if or you to give me anxiety but a zoo day or going to the beach with your man, like oh I haven't had that time. That would be so nice. I wish I could. But I would say, um, say you are your home girl, like and this has happened to me. Then I was the hole ass friend.

I know a lot of my friends missed me being single and being the hole ass friend for the trips, for the hangouts, for the free dinners, for the clubs, and now I'm the bitch in love. And so I do know that I do have a lot of friends that probably liked the version of myself single more so than me with my partner. Because now literally anytime I go out, Unfortunately, luckily everyone that has met my nigga

likes him. He gets invited everywhere. So I am one of those where even if I'm just out having dinner or lunch with a friend or my friend invites me to a party, I'll let him know, and if he pops up, everyone's okay with it. But I invite him to everything, and whether that's a thing or not. Like with my friends here, I know that now my friends traveling don't really like it because they're like, no, bitch, we're gonna travel just us. Don't invite him, don't bring him.

I don't think that's more about your man than it is about I want to be my friend. You know, Vinny gets like that with me, right, like he loves obe, but like he wants to be with me. He came here to see me. He's like, no, I don't. I don't care if that need is paying for you didn't want to be with you, bitch like him, it's just

like you want your friend. So I think that could be two things to do with it, right, Because if you want to connect in your partner away where he wants you need him to be in social settings with you, and you don't really need girl time because you want to spend it with him, then fine. But that's a fine line because a lot of women neglect their friends and relationships. And I don't mean by phone calls. I know you keep up with your friends and you know

you visit them. But let's just say in the city, like if your friend really needs a girl's night, you gotta know when your friend needs a girl like, like, I've had a few home girls tell me like, no bitch, because everybody knows that one year where me, Oh, it was sucking everybody out of last lap girl. If I'm out with my friends, like it's like three o'clock and be like, okay, are you coming, They're like, girl, why because it's a different vibe for them. Even if you're

not talking to niggas. Now, they can't really talk to niggas. Nobody's coming up to y'all, like, oh, they could definitely talk to niggas. How is that? How is that? If I'm third wheeling, it's a different thing when you want like a wing woman type of situation, even if you know what I'm saying, like, it's kind of like that or ship. Even me at Alexander argument because he was like, I don't understand what's the big deal or if I'm with somebody, you know why I can't. I'm like, now

we're going to dinner together. And I also think the other issue with this too is what I didn't understand this. I felt like I had so much fun with my man. I want everybody to meet him. That's that's me now. Like even Dustin, he tell me, and Dustin hang out, He'll be like, we'll go ahead and invite you know, yeah, like you know, I don't know. I mean yes and no. If your friends made it clearly want time with you. Understand that. I understand that. But also for them, six

holes in your check, uh, and enjoy your man. Join our discord by the way, um on our fifteen dollar Patreon chair. And this is actually a shameless plug, but seriously, there's like minded people right fucking there. Yes, someone actually said they thanked us. They found a sugar daddy through our discord app and we have a lot of girls actually, and I'm hoping they share the story. I didn't try to hit them on Patreon. But they had a whole threesome.

Like there's like traveling threesomes. Like there's girls that have linked up and they just suck all their niggas together. Like there's such like minded people that like, I don't know, I need to get on there. If I meant motherfucker it, daddy well, patreon dot com backs Last Horrible Decisions and you'll get our bonus episodes and our town halls coming up with any and what else do we do on their merch? You got merch. And also you guys, have you heard uh in the beginning of this episode and

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yet another episode of Horrid Blaye the cisions paid. Instead of that, what they did have was the fucking tube socks and slides, and we know that's the southern thing. So they were walking around with tube socks, slides and towels because of course they need the towels around their ways if they were naked. They did have a full buffet, which I will say it was amazing at midnight. At midnight they switched to breakfast, and I will say one of the other things is we didn't show up till

about one not know. The video was great. They had grits, cheese, biscuits like everything. But what's also crazy. I don't want to eat cheese in a sex. I'm not gonna lie. It was good. It was good. So what happened in what we noticed is we went during the swap off, and what I mean by that is as we were coming up, it was nothing but a line of black folks and all the whites were coming out, and I was sat, y'all know Zachary who's been on the show.

I mentioned he was at a sex club, and I was like, I just found him to be very good looking. And when we go to nff W, that's the only sex club I've gone to with so like with more white people than black, but they're good looking people. Bitch the white people in Atlanta, I felt like they all had Confederate flags and shotguns in their cars. They were like, we're gonna get us some BBC and we're gonna take that down. Bro. It was I was like I was talking to my homegirl and I was like, these are

these white people scare me? Like I'm scared um. Outside of that, again, shout out to Chelsea. We talked about sex club music. The DJ was awful, so he didn't set any sort of type of mood. It was like it made you want to twork, so like literally you see one person's sucking dick and the next couple is working like it was just like it was club music. So I didn't like that money maker. Yeah, I didn't

like that. Um. And then my first experience ever. Now, ladies, if you haven't yet going over to listen to my other podcastperiences. But one of the rooms I walked in smelled like no, not not dick chiese, it smells it was a woman, for sure, it was a woman. And me and my homegirl walked in and I had to walk immediately out, and I was mil and taste. This is the first time at a sex club that I think I've come across someone with that hygiene that stunk up a whole room. And I was like, oh wow, okay,

I gotta leave this room. So and then what's crazy is I did end up meeting a couple girl with thirty minutes to spare we were there that we were there until it closed. Uh, I really liked the guy. Actually, you stayed all night at a club, that's because I was there for reasons. Well, only one of the rooms felt like baby. I was there for research purposes. This was also the largest sex club I had ever been to in my life. So it was two floors. No,

it wasn't two floors at all. But when you walk in. Uh, there's a bar, then the buffet, a whole sitting area, then a whole dance floor. Describe the club that we may win to for the size Marquis, No, it was. It was big, bro. I ain't gonna hold you. And I don't even know how to explain it, even to Ah, even to a to a restaurant. No, because it's not upstairs downstairs long. It's just long. And there's so many rooms. Mind you. They had eight, at least eight private rooms,

and within the private rooms were mirrored. Uh, like you could see tom, but you can also see your self type of thing. It was two. Tell what it was you had sex with the couple? No, I didn't have sex with the couple. I ended up meeting the couple at the bar, and then we ended up going into the playroom. By this time again, it was maybe three thirty. They had already done last call at the bar, so we went into the room. I wanted like the girl was really pretty, but you could tell she was also

a dom like she was super in charge. So girl, as we're walking, I heard the whole story. So she was forty, he was twenty seven. She also let me know that she had seven children. Okay, yes, So we sit down in the fun area, like the main room where people have sex, and we like the fucking and the non fucking section the fucking area. So we we laid down and we started making out, and we started three way making out and she was really pretty. And then we stopped and she looked at me and she

was like, do you work here? And I was like what She was like, are you? Are you? Are you being paid to talk to us? Like is this? I guess she has gone to parties like this, which we've talked about. They hire girls to make it look good. So literally, in between guessing, she stopped and asked me if I was a worker, and I was like, girl, no, this is my lifestyle, bitch, I does this, Thank you very much. I just don't live here, and I'm here just experience it.