Ep 235: Accidental Orgasms (Ft. Venny)

in love. And that's also just no full court cap back at it again, I mean, because you know, I thought it was more entertaining to come in with story. We are interstaining and there you have it. We have to press still. Um, that's why biennis here. I didn't reply back for twenty four hours, and I think, did you Oh no, this asshole texting me at five am one day and said, well, hopefully you're not dead well down because she hadn't texted me for a full twenty

and she never does that. So then I looked at where her location when she was at home, so I said, hopefully you're not dead. And then the next day, when I didn't hear anything, I was like, I'm coming tomorrow. That's what's up. Yeah, hi, yo, it's me Benny. Not really depressed. But are wait are you single? Now? I'm single and very horny. Damn uh So I saw your little Field whatever whatever the other day and then I hopped on that the hetero flexible men are Yeah. I

got tired of Grinder girl. Wait wait wait wait, so what's the difference in the men from Grinder because because Field has everyone but waits everyone right? Oh no, you ain't on there. Up. We're trying to get I'm trying to know. I had a three with Jeeves. Wait what I'm trying to I'm trying to do some new things. I am mad at it. I am not mad at it three And just have you ever had an MMF three song? No? I wanted to, Yes, I wanted um because you know, people think I've never said with wine before,

and I have. So I don't know. I don't know if there's a lot of new things happening inside this body that I'm not really like what baby, I'm craving for pus. There's a little happening. Are you. Are you swiping in Boston? Are you swiping here? I'm swiping here too, I'm are you swiping every swiping in my current location? I don't hey, is anyone in here swiped? No? We had Who was it the dude that dropped off the peloton? Yeah? Then he said, let me jump on grinder and see.

No you didn't girl. First of all, he walked with grace help pants. So where are my eyes going? I ain't gonna hold you. So y'all don't know it yet. Y'all are here the announcement We're about to do live shows, and I was thinking, if how are we're going to have some sort of interaction because normally we do lack dances, we do things where they interact with us. But I was thinking, maybe we buy three pairs of great sweatpants and get three men from the audience to change into

them and dangle the Dana lings on stage. I am here, and whoever wins the Great Sweatpants competition, it gets like a free shirt or something. But I bet you they get laid at the end of the show too. They get somebody, but you don't think would do They'll hit three guys to do it. You don't. Yes, do you see I think we would see it. Maybe not l A because they a little bouge out there, but I think on the East Coast them Nigga's gonna be in they sweatpants and we're gonna do it in November. They're

gonna be chili. They're gonna take free bear sweat. You know what they mean? The blue horrible decisions that or no, we we could just get Alix to make some gray ones and we had them play name motherfucking Day went on genuine Pony and have them just dude like, I'm here, yes, please right thinking? You know what. I need some enjoyment. I need a little I missed doing. Uh. I will tell you this. I've had this idea and I think I texted it to Mandy and it must have been

a machame of me back. It's like a month ago. I went to Andrews show and they did a song at the end and we had some we had girls got to eat here last week and they were talking about how they did a dance. I said, we need to come out to Welcome to Jocelyn Y. Everything will be for a field, not for film. It's film. It's for feral. You can see my face for fal No. But I was doing might be and we can have to do it like baby, you gotta learn choreography. We do,

gotta learn choreograph. If we could do if you're gonna be on story with us, you're gonna come do it with us. You know I will how how bad you need and then we'll have the girls come up, try to do it like this. There be day and then we would hit who win. Yeah, maybe Joscelyn will come to one of the and she's gonna call you stupid bitches, stupid bitch. I've been doing this ship for tay motherfucking decades. That produces that. Listen that second part of the reunion,

that was some help. I'm not gonna lie the reunion with somebody. They was falling asleep. You didn't want the count. I watched the first part, but then the second part I was depressed and that didn't help. So I was like, oh no, I think this bitch is yelling at me. Let me stop. Let me tell you how to know the reunion is bad. Nina was sleep and Johnson of Streaming and dogs Bro, they was sleep. Anyway, let's do some ice creapers, even though many of you know Vinny, Um,

he is my best friend. He's been doing our tours for the last two years. I don't know, maybe three. You probably met him stopped. Last year has been three. It's been like three years, um, And he works on our patreons. You guys shot with him there and yeah, so if y'all got your Patreon merch, is this nigga right, they'd be getting it. Y'all be getting it. You know what, y'all don't do check your fucking inboxes because I'll be right in y'all. And I get responses three months later

like where the where's my ship? Where's your addressed bitch? Where's your size hole? Don't be mad at me when you haven't fulfilled the requirements? Okay, really quick celebrity crush. But a male all, Um, I said, what have been? I can't say? Sean con uh right now? It's I watch a lot of crimes. I forgot his name. Really, I've been watching all criminal I was. Really, he's not even a good actor. Girl, who's watching it? For that? You watched for criminals? Go to sleep? Yeah, well, my

man is jealous of mine. He called him Jason Mimosa and I was like, now you know that's not his goddamn man. Did y'all see that video man with him? And let me say, they looked so well. Now that they look good to get, I put it on mute and just let it play. That's it for y'all, y'all to do one of motherfucking Kenya's movies so I could be like, I would love to learn a bit about video production. I just talk to say, I just want to see it listen, And he looked like it's heavy too.

It's all heavy. Loan came out and watch man, was that a real penis? Well, I can't say that. Yeah, Yas came out and he's, oh, for real, it's like his real dick, I hope. So he was Mr. Wonderfuler, so I know who he was. I just watched the clip. Alright, celebrity crush female our woman. Excuse me? Uh, it's like Angela Bassett loky. Okay, you people you like Social Security, y'all, y'all, listen to an episode in January. I forgot you like niggas Like, but I'm still on. I'm will you do, like,

let's get one. Have you ever shot on a dick we all have. Yeah, I haven't because you only let the head get in your bad Ambijing. I haven't. What's the whole cheft getting it might come out? I know, well lately I've been jumping into my little version. I know we'll talk about it. Have you had on your dick and to the point where it was so bad you were to tell someone? I don't care. I fucked people in the ass, like accidents happening. I just have a tower. Baby's next to bed, and I say, don't

worry about it. Have you seen blood? Yes, because my dick is large. Have you seen a lot of bloods before we were scared? I haven't seen a lot of blood, but I've seen some blood. And then I was like, maybe we should just like not for a little bit and maybe a couple of days, try again. You definitely gotta let it go a couple of days and they're glad. That means something and tour you know, we didn't use

enough flube or somebody was feeling like a jackhammer me. Oh, I said you before I knew how to you know? Now since we last saw you, what's been new with your penis and your love? Um? So I'm single officially stopped talking to that motherfucker. But you've been like working with some of our fans. I feel like, was that supposed to be all air? You fucking are fans? Damn y'all really are friends game banging the fans? Wow? Wow,

I'm gonna talk about it. Yeah, they're listening though right now? Right, yeah, they probably are. Okay, Um, there's like two of them. You met them at the live shows? No, uh, you know who one of them is? And I can say I don't even care the one who was like, I'm whre, I'm a hard it's such a hard episode. We want your people that send this homemails. I mean I feel like that's oh, y'all men in person? We should have outsing the song outside of San friand Okay, are you

definitely go? I was ready for that. Is that going to be the one where when he's like can we get I was like, can we get super rooms? I'm being a little busy, um, and I've been interviewing for real jobs in life. Um, and I've also should we have them? Should we scout them out right now? Yea? He wants to be a sky a wage frist what's the sky waitress? You want a beverage? Do you want to be safe in the Delta's hiring? You already did it through the through the turning out, but we need

you to get this gal. Friends, we need to get definitely listen. I'm a platinum Scott Miles as bitch, but a bit want to be Diamond Diamond. I got that platinum quick and then I was like, we have to do the good time. It's been a quarter minute. I was about to say I'm two hundred three thousand dollars away from being Diamond. Said it's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. And I whenever I see them Diamond members on, I'd be like, damn they rich what I'm doing? Um?

And I've been um uh, I've been getting uh fuck like me like I'm I'm like verse light verse light verse light so like I normally and recently I have like a lawyer friend. We've been talking for a couple of years and the other night man Costamka was flowing and I said, he called your ass at home. He did call my eyes at home. He actually was waiting for me outside of my house when I left the club because I went to a show and baby, it's that Ivy Pike Rodeo B And ever since, I've been

really enjoying that. I really Uh, I've heard like there's like no really true tops anymore? Is that true? I mean it might be like even when I watched porn, all the ones that used to be topping the funk out of everybody be taking it now. Well for me, it's like I just kind of wanted to explore and just see if, like maybe I didn't like it when I was younger because I had like some you know, you know year and so now that we're a little older now, it's just I was like, is this a tickle?

Does this feel good? Take it? Um? I almost said his name, lawyer Bay is like seven and a half. Oh that's good. But the girth is given it, it's giving. I want you all to also know this is this is his lawyer Bay, not my lawyer, Bay. Lawyer, you're a lawyer Bay. Yes, we should define it by the law kind of yours do. Um. I don't know what security, but mine is the one that also lives in d C. Got it. It's so today's vanilla ship. I really love there is a man who married his sex doll. Wow,

this was quite some time ago. His name is Yuri Chico, who faint infamously married his specifically designed sex all for him, Margot last November in a wedding ceremony. There was dozens of guests, now dozens of guests people, So maybe let's say thirty. There ain't no way people came to a wedding with a doll. Now, no, no, no, oh, I with a do Niga November. It's COVID. Wouldn't you go if somebody did you you gotta see it. A train is crash and you won't want to know. You know

who was there? Everyone from the crazy house, the person who administers his medication, his therapist, the person who puts him a straight jacket. That's who I just like likespend money to go see my friend get get married to a doll. Said yes, they have a new found love. Now that okay. He has fallen in love with someone else and a giant ash tray he wants to adorn with an artificial vagina. Hold on, he love in love

with ashtray. He went from adult to ashtray. Now where did the pan sexual thirty six year old at the club, of course. Although the proudly bulged social media star from Kazakhstan noticed the ashtray from a while ago at the club, he claimed it was only when he arranged a photo shoot with the butt receptacle during a paid personal appearance at the venue and he discovered at the venue he had feelings for it. So, um, yeah, this is a

picture of him with the giant astray. It's one of the ones who can dump a cigarette in with him. You know, it's crazy. He's kind of cute and he's in love with an ashtray. I have a special passion for objects. They've always been alive, but they've always been alive with me since childhood, he claims. They're certainly not the same of a person. They're different feelings. This is akin to how a violinist can love his violin. I liked it. I like the smell of it, the touch

of metal on my skin. It's fantastic, he proudly declared. I like on my skin. It excites me. So I think you can understand what attracts me to this as straight now. Although he met his new love while he was a strange from his wife, Margot, the doll whom his marital bond was reportedly broken sometime last year. Is this the best mellow ship we've ever had? Yes? Now?

He also claimed he's been dating his astraight for a couple of months now, and while his new love, um how is older a j nothing but a number Okay, he generally likes things of history. I love that this is not a new ashtray. It's had contact with a really large number of people. Y'all actually have things in common. You might come a little aged as well. Um, and also this might fall in near Oh so, y'all just gonna plame me left the right, He says, it helps

him satisfy a one secret fetish for dirty stuff. What we're talking a moment? Oh, when I hugged it, I pulled out cigarette bucks, cigarette packs, all type of stuff, and I liked it when the ashes stained my bare feet, my body and beard. Damn that's him. Oh, nigga, Oh he's beautiful. He is fine. I'm might. My mind is crazy. Ain't nobody got time for that. I might put up with it. You might put up with what you don't bearing ash tray on you with an look. It could

be right there. That's it. Oh, you gotta see him. You don't want to get mad. I'm you might like it. Yeah, that's gonna be just because he fell hard and fast. He's not expecting the ashtray to give up their hard earned career. He says, I want to bring this ashtray home, but it has to continue work in the smoking room, and after all, this is what I like. So he don't even say the ashtray home. He must go to this club then every day to have you know what.

Just now, look, he's not ruling out taking the ashtray to the girlfriend's stage, but he maybe plans to replenish his harem of people. Okay, so he's planning to take the big plunge by gifting his ashtray with an artificial sex riface orifice, sorry, orrifice. I couldn't get out of my mouth. I think the vagina can be placed in the tube, and the tube can be placed in around

whole where the cigarettes are thrown. So meanwhile, the man that's likely turned a million stomachs with his globally viral Shenanigan stress that he does engage in sexual intercourse with humans sometimes, but he just prefers objects more frequently. So what what what was this king called us? It's a It's a paraphilia, which is commonly defined as a condition

characterized by abnormal desires. I'm really trying to find this paraphile gallamatophilia kink where you have action to statues, dolls, mannekins, or body shaped objects. Um. Now, the paraphilia spectrum for object sexuality widens the net to include people who developed deep emotional feelings. Um. He has an Instagram. Um. And I'll be honest. We don't do zoom guests, but I would love to meet this niggah. Let me follow him. Wow, that nigga is hot. Um Um. I cannot, I cannot,

I can. Oh my god, Oh my god. He's got a picture with the ashtray. Look at him. I cannot just look at him. Okay, but he's fine, he's quite, so I don't know. Look at him with a hole. It's giving Maybe. No, I am't gonna lie. You know. I would watch, Oh, look at him with his dog. You wouldn't watch Luna. I would watch Oh wait, I thought it was Margo. He'd be cheating niggas, even cheating on object bro niggas ate ship. You can not only do y'all cheat on people. You stitt here, cheating object.

You got Luna Margo in the ash tray, Like what the fun? And then he can't keep his digging his pants to save his motherfucker's Instagram look for science for research research purposes only. Um, that is ridiculous. Oh my god, let me see. He's so anyway onto the horder of which you are not gonna be happy about. But let's just dig into it a little bit. What do you tell me a day or two ago? Oh you're fucking

trash wid okay at my phone down? Yeah? So god, we do you have to it's not the big um so the other yeah, so you know how I told you, Like, I've been into this verse light situation. So the other day I've been taking my like metamso my fiber and I've been you know, changing up the way I eat and so it's leading to like really healthy ship movements. The other day, I was just like pre coming the whole time. You were pre coming while you were shooting

the whole time, like the entire time. So you were aroused while you were taking a ship or were you squeezing so hard. I think it's because it was hitting my prostate on the way out that I was getting aroused, because literally it was just like pre coming, just like so I found an article. I don't know if you're actually aroused by it or not. I don't come. It's actually like a thing. It's called a eure thrill discharge. So I googled it while you were watching drag Race

this morning. The thing is I was trying to mind my business. I should have been a well. Medically speaking, it's called a urethrial discharge and it's um. A director at a urology um division at n y U said it's because directum sits adjacent to the prostate and constipation. It induced pressure in the rectum can cause pressure on the prostate and give you the fluid which isn't semen, also known as pre come so men. There's a guy they spoke to who said it really freaked me out.

I didn't say anything to anyone about it. I did look it up online. It's did it happened to some people? But I was like, oh my god, this is like not a full bone, but bust. But it feels good. Definitely my best it's gonna be if coming is like a really good neckpop after a long day, just to relaxing, feeling a flaccid poop jizing this is this is gonna send a lot of just let me tell you all, I was just taking a dump and I just looked down and my ship was pretty coming. Okay. I didn't

delve into the feelings. I didn't try to figure out what was going on. I was just like, oh, this is different, and this is so this is the first time you felt it like that, what happens here and there? Know it happens here and there. It happens here, and now I should come on shitty orgasm. Come, oh, this is very messy. It's not that bad. It's for everyone that poop play, y'all. I swear I was just taking it, don't.

I mean, this is where it starts. So anyway, absolutely, look Mandy pistol on a nigger first, and now I'm never gonna shoot on nobody. I don't know what we were talking about, but I I mean, peeing is different, like, yeah, I didn't, I don't told you. You've been there, done that. Now I don't piss on somebody. And I got pete and I actually asked for it. I was drunk, goes, I'm gonna blame that too. Bit yeah it was my man.

Like I was like sitting on the toilet piss and and I was like, I said, just just on the mighty day. I was like this, but it don't want be I d p O. But yeah, now I'm cool with a little piss. Now there are people that are having peagasms. Okay, that happened to me. So here's what the T is. This woman says she's never purposely held her p for the sake of pleasure, but she's had held her yarine because you know, she was about to pee somewhere in the car or whatever, and literally when

it escaped, she had a pea gasm. It felt so good to pee. It wasn't an orgasm, but it was a sensation like a full body orgasm, and she experienced piste shivers, pistol shivers. I felt really good after what I held me because I was like, oh, I'm not gonna get a u T. I thank God, Like I have been so grateful to piss because I held it for so long. That's it. It's feel good to the other day during my like weekly ho escapade. The guy came over and we were like frauding, so we were

like rubbing up against each other. Oh, I see naked, and like he looted up his dick and we were like rubbing back and forth, and he had a male squirt on me. What's so basically it feels like he's coming, but it's pe coming out. Had changed my whole fucking mattress. Bitch wow, because like it's just it's it's an explosion and pretty much you take your you got banana. Oh yeah, So like if you if you take like the top of your penis or whatever. Apparently if you rubbed the

head like this, I've done that before. You rub it like this continually, it's a sensation that will bring on male squirting. Oh y'all need to wash these. You have not seen this? Do we should? We have a podcast? Wait? What do you talk about? The penis and you put you it's freakome or it's p. It's technically p, but it feels like you're coming. It's male squirt, but male squirtection male squirt. We ain't gonna call it squirt. And

it's alright. You put your put your dick in your hand and then you rub, you rub your palm open on your head in a circular motion and you just keep going, keep going, keep going, and that will produce male squirt. Did he warn you first? Was this something that was discussed prior? It wasn't something that was discussed. So were you upset? That was a big man. You were upset? But you know why I wasn't. I was only upset because I had just like washed all my sheets.

I had just washed like the mattress pad, like I had just washed everything and I had to do it all again. That was the only reason why I was like a little upset. But other than that, I was like, actually, that was a really good hord dirt that we didn't know about. Yeah, I ain't, so maybe we just do like the you just do like this. Yeah, but that is something I want. So I go to YouTube, go to you with two what's the time? Sam tells the times, samp what to YouTube, and it just these things is

about to click what's the time? Stamp minutes you gonna see the most and it's like it shoots across the room like it's a lot. Now I do want to make mention to one thing before we get into the harbor decision with when it comes to like when you were saying how you thought you were getting turned on from shooting even though you did pre come you can get turned on. It says that the vegas nerves badges. Excuse me, I said vegas. I looked at v A G and I was like, oh, like vague, never mind.

The Vadges nerve is one of the longest and most complex cranial nerves that transmits information from the brain to the tissues and organs throughout the body. And when the nerve is hit by a big, large herd, it causes a drop in blood flow, which leads to a lowered heart rate, blood pressure, blood flow to the brain, and it will cause a high slash sense of euphoria while peeping.

If you think of the number of people who enjoy anal sex, it makes sense that if there is enjoyment with an object going into the anus, there's a chance for pleasure when it is escaping. Yeah, boom shaka, everything in Flacca. You didn't know, but I'm sorry, I'm the only blue. I have you staying here? Oh? Have you read day Beyonce? Today? Um? All right, accidental orgasms. Have you ever accidentally come? We have? I have a wet dream every once in a while. I don't think I've

accidentally come. I've accidentally come kissing a lot of always women come to fast because I'm just so like the senses are like a lot. I've never had premature ejaculation either, So you never had free come, no premature ejaculation, were like and then you were done. That's not that makes sense. That's not my ministry. I don't think it is friends because you're really good at like your sex game. In

your bag. Oh no, I'm in my mother bad. You watched a video of me yesterday and I felt really proud. Who you have to be impressed? I was, and I knew I was going in and I said, Oh, it's funny because when the video starts, you see me going like I said, I have to get this one more. Did it like it's his day? Okay. Here's the ways that women have had accidental orgasms. So there are many articles online devoted how hard it is for women to

reach orgasms. But the funny thing is ad workouts are a way that women have been having accidents of orgasms called co orgasm basically when nuts that hurts and not the good pain of women experience orgasms from physical activity, which almost makes you want to work out. The top pleasure generator in this category called the captain's chair, which you may know if you hit up the gym, and basically, isn't that when you do this and you're like that ship doesn't feel good? But I'm trying to see if

I can come. But I think it's because you're squeezing your pigs would make that won't make sense. Honestly, that's the only workout that I do or I feel really hard. But even when I do keegles, I need to do kiggles with a dickensigned me to feel something good. Like I love doing keeggles with a dick inside me. I mean that's it feels so good. I'll be like squeezing it with my squeeze. I'd be like squeezing. Come, ladies, if you have it yet when it did go inside you,

just squeezing. If you don't know how to squeeze, clinch your ass, that's like the cheek coldes to doing your little keegles and bitch when a man can feel you squeezing his dick from the inside. Oh well, got them speaks. Most women that do keegles are trying to strengthen the pelvic floor, but they actually end up having orgasms while doing keegels because it's heightening everything around their vagina um. And by the way, men you can do with keegel

um flex to. That's when you make your jick jump. That's also the keegeles. Horse back writing, it sounds like it's out of a Roman's novel, but apparently it's true. Women are reporting having orgasms they bounced around on a big, hulking animal and see what I mean, saking, I've almost felt it. First of I don't even biking biking, No, my ass hurts, like even when we used to do spin it makes my ass hurt. And then if I'm sitting riding a horse, I don't even like writing dick.

So I'm definitely not gonna be turned off. No, not not doing that for me. Sorry, it's it's not doing anything committed relationships. This one is fucking hilarious. So there are a number of studies out there to back this up. Twenty four thou college students about women had an orgasm during their casual encounters seventy nine percent of women had an orgasm in committed relationships, and their last time they had an orgasm was in a committed relationship. So women

are literally having orgasms because we're so emotional. That's exactly what I was about to say. Like a lot of a lot of women don't come as much with casual sex unless you just sucking a nigga because his dick is really good. Yea, Like when I was working seven,

Like clearly the dick was just a fucking one. But now now if I look back at all that time sucking him and with the dick, I'm getting now leaps and bounds ahead of what that casual condom dick was because like you know your your your guard is down because you're trusting. Which is funny because some people have their guard down when they don't know someone because they're like, oh they won't judge me, or people don't want to

know that part. Now that part biking is one. Um. There's actually several different activities that associated with exercise induced orgasms called e i O. Not just ad work bicycling, bicycling clocks and at effective if you hop on and ride motorcycles and other vibrating things, um, amusement park ride, speedboats, anything else that's bumpy. Um. That's why do says second naked dickassay e A, Oh you don't remember that in move bit. I don't think that was first. I don't

think it was for that. I think it was for the e I oh like a farm. But that was fun. Yeah, I mean you tried. No, we had fun with that. Yeah, yeah you did. You did. So you trysages back to your friend literally just massage, that's it. Oh hell yeah. When I wasn't the massage you just got when I was in talent all I would suck any of them and they wasn't even my type. My massages are great, like therapetic massages. Um, but tell us about the guy that you pay and what he does when he does

your chakras and you come um. So basically he um, he does like I call like trigger point, and well he does this thing where like he pretends like not pretends, but he touches you in places, so you feel like he's touching you in three different places at the same time. So what happens is it forces you to relax because you're because it's like in three different places. Your mind can't like focus, so it forces you to kind of

just like sit there and just kind of relax. Um, and you know he kind of like bitch, She'll be like massage of my neck back and then like what's going for a little suck and then like keeps going masside goes in for a little suck, goes in for a little prostate simulation massage massage and like the massage is a real massage, like I'm actually getting fucking worked on, But every once in a while there's like a cential aspect that comes into it. Um And then is he

trying to make you come? Not that not? Then in there it's literally throughout the whole thing, throughout the whole thing. So it's like an hour and a half and throughout the whole thing. Can you even concentrate? That's the point you're not supposed to do. He does it in a way that like you have to relax because your body can't. You almost get overwhelmed and so instead of like thinking about everything, you just kind of let go and like did you come, Like did it distract you in your

massage or not? No? My my, my man actually does this and he does it so much to where one time he was massaging me and sucking me at the same time, but also like had a finger mask and out of nowhere, I felt like I had three holes down there. Like I literally was like, where is this other sensation? Like I felt like he wasn't. He wasn't like I know what you're feeling feeling, because like it was,

it was crazy. I was so aroused, but I was so relaxed at the same time that at one point I was like, I know this man doesn't I know this man doesn't have like octopus tentacles, but I know that's what I was wild um. And then at the very end, like mind you, he's massaging me the whole time, is like start start start, start, like it's a machine that's happening. And I kind of literally like I passed of a good ten minutes after I just yeah, he yeah.

He just walks in the room. He's like, I know you need like ten or fifteen because I arged I'll see no, I'll go from that to fucking to then that, and then there's like, oh my, literally when when when we get into that type of sex flight, especially in the morning, I'm dead for the whole day it because it drains. It does. It drains me because I'm getting that plus thick. It's draining, but it feels, oh my God, like best a life. So a sneezing fit, This one

is nuts. This one I love. The very idea makes you excited for allergy season. But there is a link between orgasm and sneezing like a medical condition, likely due to a faulty connection in the automic nervous system. So basically heart rate digestion. People die lation. Be careful what you wish for, because you could go into a sneezing fit. Income I don't sneeze and farted, but I sneezed and came.

I mean I will gladly experience that. Imagine that. Imagine people who like sneeze like four or five times in a row, every single time they sneeze. I don't like that. But what's crazy? Every time you sneeze, your heart stops, so you could die. My dad used to say bless you when you because he said the same thing happens. So now active imagination a k just thinking off. Some women can have intensely imagined sexual fantasies that they orgas

them through for just thinking about sex. It's kind of like a wet dream, but you're wide awake and it can be learned in a guide for hand free orgasm. So yoga, fucking, sneezing, all kinds of ship now, I honest to god, I thing biking would be it for me out of these what do you think you guys could come to the massage? Probably for y'all. It ain't No, it's not. It's definitely not. I heard you make them

bitches in the kitchen. Anyway, I ain't doing them. I ain't doing worked out bit I heard to ask them from the kitchen, So I don't know what y'all are doing patches, just like I'm gonna have. I'm gonna put i'na put on a nice little audible book when I get it. Like, all right, let's get to the who mail. Hey, Mandy and Wheezy. Huge fan of the show. It's one of the few things that kept me going in the pandemic. Oh, I need a Mandy and Wheezy. I have a dilemma and I could use your advice. I met a guy

on him. She's super sweet, but after taking talking for some weeks and meeting up, it was clear we wanted different things. I've not long come out of a toxic relationship and I wanted to be single, so did he. For that very reason, I didn't want to sleep with him on the first date because I was not trying to. Sorry, she there's a type of because I'm not trying to get into a friends of benefit situation. While that's what he wanted. I wanted to see if it would progress

into relationships. She's lying. She liked playing. I gave him an ultimate him and said it's either a one night stand or dating with a three month ruble. He said, oh god, I'm already annoyed. Like ladies by Danny was a three month rule or or one night staying girl, if you want to get the dick. I've slept with somebody on the one night and been with them for two years. That's where I'm at right now. First date it's always like that because because of the chemistry, right

and you just go with it anyway. He said that because his last relationship just ended before the pandemic and he hasn't had sex an eighteen month and would rather go in a one night's stand option. We had sex and it wasn't that great. We did two rounds, each being a max of five minutes, and Dick was kind of small, so I sometimes can hardly feel it. Anyways, we decided to just be friends. Now. Fast forward to

a couple of weeks. We got into a discussion about only fans and paying for sex, and he said that he enjoyed the sex we had so much that he would pay for it. And actually I thought he was joking, but as the conversation went on, I realized he was serious.

And I forgot to mention that he's autistic. So because of his lack of social skills, he lacks experience, not just with dating, with sex altogether, and it's one of the reasons he wants to be single is to build up his body count and take things off his sex list before settling down. Do I take this and be a sex worker or by using this man for money? What should I do? I say, do it? Listen, I

don't care if you're in a wheelchair autistic. If I ain't going to discriminate on somebody who's not on the spectrum, I'm gonna take all your money. And that's not me. You're trying to be shady. It's not like you're getting over on him. You're sucking him for money because he wants you to. It's not like you're stealing for him. She sucked him, went out getting paid. Oh, she just

said you better funk that man. Girl, do it this whole email, mind you, even just from the start with the well he said he just wanted the one night stand for me since he hadn't had sex in eighteen months. Girl in, and he'll spending his cash. Girl, be an expert, and who knows, maybe you made offer service. Mandy and I did a episode years ago and we were talking about, uh, a service called angel Hands and they would like masturbate you for people that are paraplegic, Oh like people that

have disabilities. And maybe you don't want to go out of me people. We almost watched Dating on the Spectrum or Love on the Spectrum, but you want to watch it? Did you ever see that on Netflix? It's people dating with autis? Oh? Yeah it was. I couldn't. I'm sorry, I just didn't. I just couldn't. I couldn't. Might be hard for somebody, but I wanted it was hard for me.

And I was just like, there's also a just like, um, this gay autistic eye finding love Like it's a sitcom on Netflix and I watched it and it's great, but I think it's called scripted scripted. Script During some portions, like my whole like my whole body was just I was just like, oh I can't. It was so sweet and honestly it ends amazing. But like I just right now in this state of my mind, are you charging? Girl? I definitely think she can charge him. Yeah, cha chonga

charge up. That's what I heard. Anyway, Vinnie, where do you have the plug? Listen if y'all are the sky waitresses and flight of Candies and do stuff where airlines send Vinnie there for early because I want the compaign you guys. Yeah, that's it. You know, I'm out here wanting to get a job. You know what I'm saying. Do you find it hard right now? I find like or do you find like a lot of jobs are actually highed? No? Girl, what happened is I've been interviewing

for one company for months. I'm gonna talking about it right now for a month month, like oh God, like creating the program and like even like withheld things that I could only be the ones and like literally did the final interview, and these people ghost me, not even like a thank you for blah blah blah. So I'm I'm a little I'm a little tight about that right now. I'm looking just whatever, it's it's all right. I'm just

a little mad, big man. I'm at too. On this tour, someone's like, we need to give video fucking TV show. But anyway, let's get inside. Listen. I want to show you these dual dolls that we have. For one, it can be used as a dog toy. If you hate us, buy this doll and you can give it to your dog. Let me show you. He's getting a wheezy side looking around. Okay, this is my favorite side. This second favorite. Mandy, you're definitely cuter girl. Thank you. Leap with the doll at

night time. Okay. You can give it to your kids. Is the only chance you will ever have in life to sleep with both them. You can put it. You can't give it to your to your animal as a dog toy. It's really fun. It doesn't squeak, but it goes if you listen really hard well. The link to purchase these will be in the description of this week's episode. Um also make sure that you guys join us over there on the pet Ron Over on Patreon, we get to see you you know what I mean, and fitting

right here. If you're watching us on YouTube, is wearing one of our Patreon Yeah, I don't do it. I'm talking about your shitty booty. Oh my god. The shirts really cute. I get compliments on it all the time, like, oh my god. I'm like, yeah, take a picture. People know it. Some people do know it even where I live. I don't want to wear it's like my face on my own shirt, but like I do like shirt. I wore one of your shirts and the flights and it was like I'll be right back, and I was like,

what you're about to give me? It just got me free drinks, but it was still cute. So get the dog carried around because it'll really get you some free ship. That's right. But yeah. On Patreon, we have four this episodes a month, one of which is a town hall, Vinny, you are joining us this month on our town hall, and the town hall is a live zoom chat where you get to kind of join us in on the conversation. Um, we do have a tour coming up, guys, so we'll

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one of our Patreon episodes. If you like what you hear and you want to hear the whole episode, going over again to patreon dot com. Back slash Horrible Decisions. This has been yet another episode of Horrible Decisions. What other qualities do you think should be deal breakers or non negotiables in order for it to make sense to move forward outside of the looks? If if, if they're in the position where you are, where I really want a boyfriend, I really want a man, what other qualities

should they have outside of looks? If you have to still have looks? Well, I think the first thing, and I think this is the question I've asked so what's what's today Saturday? So it's almost been seven days of reflection ask starting with asking yourself what is it that you want? And being very clue and what it is that you want? Right, because I think as women sometimes

we don't define what it is that we want. And once I define that, I was able to kind of I think I'm getting more clarity on what it is I need out of a man based on what I want, right, and those those things didn't involve looks, So to achieve the goal I want to achieve now I'm like, okay, so it's like reverse engineering, right, So now I'm starting to do that and I am having like even conversations

with you. Last night it was like, yo, I probably gotta caught off like altern of these dudes and maybe focus on you know, and if none of them were none of them fit what I've now defined as what I want or can get me there, they gotta go. Do you listen to Kevin Samuels? So the new one has me listening to Kevin Samuels. So I only say that because your five and I think it's also clear that you still don't really know what you want. Mhmm. And a lot of the women that call in to

Kevin Samuel's show, Sorry guys. He asked them so many questions, and it feels like it trips them up, and he's able to completely control the narrative on who they are and why they don't have what they want, simply off the fact that a lot of them don't know what they want. I remember one woman was like, I mean, I have kids. Is I guess if my partner wants kids, sure I'll have them or and I was engaged, but I called it off and I can't really tell you why.

He just wasn't it. And there's a lot of women who date that way. They date knowing that they want a partner, but not knowing what they need fully from another half. And that's what that's that's what I just said. I had to reverse engineer this baby, right, said what do you want? And I was very clear with you, I want to be married, I want to have kids, so okay, cool, but what you're doing and how you're

acting isn't aligning with that, right. So it was more of a self check with myself, like you actually got align with what you say you want because I'm very clear that I want that because the relationship I just got out of, I was also raising five kids, and you know I was, I was a step mom and I and i'm and I'm very much a maternal human of being. So I just have to walk in what

I say. I want. You know what I'm saying, it's and it's I think I get distracted, you know what I'm saying, And like like you, I'm also career focused and I'm busy, So sometimes it's easy to have like whatever basic conversations because I don't have time and the mental capacity to deal with a whole lot more the longest day. You know what I'm saying, And I know you feel that that's what but like I think your

person allows you a positive escape from that. You know what I'm saying, where is situations that may not be right, don't right. But also the fact, like you said that a as career draw and women, we want an escape from our partner. So that's why what I brought up earlier in the episode about all of the negative connotations of relationships then being hard, them not being easy, them being hard work. We work so hard in our day to day life. I can't I can't have a relationship

it that feels like another job period. At this point, I know I can't do it, and I think that that's probably what works against a lot of career driven, very busy women, is that if you go down the gender roles of patriarchy, which a lot of people still want to kind of uphold a little bit, it takes a lot to run a business, to be an employee, to to be an entrepreneur, and then no, fuck, I had to go home and cook and clean, bolt fuck suck and and make sure that I'm everything that a

wife because being a wife and being a mother, those are also jobs, and so when those are all the way at the bottom of what we want, it's hard to steal have