Ep 229: Sticking in My Heaux Phase (Ft. Ryan)

right here. Go ahead, this is Andy's musical decisions. I'm just here as a judge, and as well as we have Ryan here. We got Ryan. You're from Florida. I am shout out full seven shop of city, but black black, that's amazing, And so what do you We're not gonna do this. We're not gonna We're not gonna do it's reading. It's reading eating COOCHI actually is it the length for you or the paint? Wait? Wait, I'll look like yes, just just but I don't look like I sucked dick too.

You've always had a carpet bitch. You are a carpet man, a real one. But you have you have you have the aora, but I don't have the oora. You gotta be gott to be perfectly shaven. You know what's crazy. I ain't gonna hold you. I'm cool with a little bit of hair down there. I ain't even hold a little bit of up. I mean as long as like me, as long as she didn't like freshly shaven. Now the pubes are stuck in my teeth, like I'm cool with a little peach buzz down there. It ain't get Mandy

your song choice. We're not doing this. We heard the yo yo, you know, Nick? Sorry, you know I'm still I'm still there. I've literally been seeing Trina every week. Cadence for me when you when I do, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what. There's a whole bunch of ship I did not know I did this is I started this as when you start that, we're not going to do that. I didn't know. I didn't. I never heard the ship about red Bottoms. I never heard that song.

What do you mean, Trina? Yeah, I never heard that song. Yeah, yeah, from and that is why y'all heard it that song did not make it pass. There's no way. No, you're lying. I think it was just like a song for bitches. I think it was just song for Florida. No, no, because I used to live in Atlanta too, and it made it there. You brought it? No, I did it. I actually I feel like I did bring plies though like when I was When I was, no, they did

not know pretty pussy in high school. Pussy is miss Pitty Pussy, but they but they didn't know pretty pussy because that was you brought pretty pussy. I brought pretty pussy. I did technically Florida ship. Did you see the comment? By the way, I'm blocked on Instagram for this. Hopefully

I'm unblocked by the time you guys hear this. But there was someone that posted, they're not really from Florida, and I wanted to say, I understand if you guys think online, but has Mandy embodied anything but Florida on his little Bitch? I don't know what it is. Like Nigga said, did you say, Gator, don't do that? What's crazy? I did get a full right the University of Florida and chose not to go. And you have driven. That's a lot of alligators in your life. Now, I didn't like,

that's that's Floridas. You're not driving past gators broat on on the highway. N I went to gator Land, Like, there's a whole Gatorland in Florida. It's like an amusement park. You can have an abusing part based on the animal. Just just walks a Gatorlands. SeaWorld is different. Gatorland is like, Okay, you're going to see gators, like curious to know. So it's the summer. We've been seeing people in no masks. The CDC says we don't have to wear it. How do y'all feel when you walk into a store and

somebody doesn't have a mask on? Did you just be like this is racist white privilege. I feel like that. I've been to states where they never have been getting fluid. Out to Florida them nigga's being public as as face like bare ass, they whole face. I'm like, I'm feeling your nose in your mask, Like I never heard nobody get flow at home like that. First, like I get

a whole all the time. What First off, it was in a different part of the state, okay, I'm sorry, but she said it was like, yo, I've been flowing the flow to somebody. I get flew out back to my home state, right, respect, But y'all been violating mask like manna, those are the places that the supermarket has been bothering me to the point where not my mom is doing this right. And I said to her, like, jewel we need because I don't know why you aren't

wearing masks. And she was like, like, I vaccinated. And I was like, mom, but still you old money, Like how are you know wearing the mask? I was like, does it not make you feel weird? And she was like no, but honestly, it's the culture she's not used

to wear. They never wore. It's so crazy because when when New York announced that they were CUOMO removed all the guidelines or all of the restrictions from COVID, they were like, home, it's been four hundred and seventy two days in New York City, like we were really locked the fun down here, Like and I know y'all motherfucker's don't really know y'all was in Mexico being Taloom thoughts. Tell them data reason why Saloom is the ghetto. Most of these people right here, we were there, okay, I

mean we were there for years ago. For come on, you can't blame I mean I am gonna blame to plame social media because social media was there. Nobody didn't know what he was there. Honestly, when I went to Taloom, uh, this is like my second New Year's but it was when mackint introduced me to Ryan and uh Brian. I didn't even know he had a crib there. This was like years and years ago. So I remember thinking, like, damn,

why would he get a house there? Son? My apartment that we stayed in was nine d g s last year in quarantine. It is two hundred thousand dollars now within twelve months. I can't imagine. And his family was telling me how they didn't even see the apartment. It was a blueprint. We bought ours before I was even built. Bro, I feel like I've missed a whole wave of my life. I need somebody to tell me what's the next Saloom dog? Please?

I mean, if you do, if you look on a map and you know it was cam Koom first, then I went applied, then I went to Loom. You just followed up, but stay on the beach. Though. If you stay out on the beach, eventually, to them, we get overpopulated. You gotta move somewhere else. And then as they build the airport into Loom, that will be easier to go further off. So they are building airport. They've aut I'll

say this. They've been talking abou building airports since I got my crib in so that was part of the reason why we got the crib was like, yeah, they're building airport, and that was nine years. There's something happening in to Loom. You guys should watch The Dark Side of Saloom on YouTube, Like it's really good. If you like documentaries, you watched it Dark Dark, I've probably seen

the Dark Side. I don't need to talk about the problemt It talks about how, like the dark side, where are we going with this because the waters that the infrastructure is sucked up, everything is like ruined on white people love to wait. It's like a geography documentary. No, it's like, it's honestly, it's really interesting. It just talks about how like the town could only support like eight thousand people and now it's like a million a year ago.

So the water, the electricity. They were saying, like, yo, if you're there and you complain for I'm like, understand, it wasn't supposed to be like this. The water is sacred. And now nigga's just don't hennes see it and pissing it the first time ruin to Loom. I'm not even like trying to make a joke like as niggas, but like white people, definitely no, I'll tell you covid ruin to Loom. It hadn't. I wouldn't put it on a race or anything, just because before, I mean, I'm a

first of all, I'm gonna put it on anyway. It's gonna be white, you know that. But I've been there for so long, and it used to be like a couple's thing, Like you couldn't stay in Snoom because there's no hotel, so you got applaly be a day trip ship like that. So now that this place to stay, which is still cool. But then nothing was open and everything, and then they see us there for months they're like, okay, that's open. I can't go here. I don't want to

be stuck in my house. And then that's how it became a revolving door for and it was newer than Camcoon. But here was the other interesting thing till like remember how it was saying like we couldn't leave this the country because we called Ryan and like March old Day and I and we were like, don't go to Puerto Rico. Everybody was this is one of shaming Ryan. You're gonna get You're gonna get stuck, and you're not gonna come back.

That's week one. Week two is ha, it's almost hard for you to come back and they're not gonna let you. How do you feel? And then my my rebuttal is so what are you doing at home? We weren't doing a goddamn Meanwhile, big guy got a cat, I'm tanned on the beach every day, eating good and bike every day and I'm fine. And then then it goes a month, then it goes to mother and half. Then it goes from you're gonna get stuck to you know, they letting people,

they letting people. Can I stay with you? Was like, now it's a dub, but pull up. And then but it was it was rough to get in, like we had to go, like the police said, like that's what I was there I walked, so ya can run? Oh god, it was easy, easy, all right. But if y'all didn't know, first of all, if y'all didn't know how to get in, if y'all don't know me, that y'all couldn't got to the beach, there's a whole bunch of things. Love acting like he's the goddamn may ever to him. First of all,

let me tell you what Ryan is. If y'all ever go to to you know how, it's niggas outside in any city being like, yo, y'all want to get in free, we got laid. Ryan is the man on the stoop in New York. He is letting you know, hey, I got it. I got it if you need it. I got it so much the black person of to loom that when I meet other black people into the room that live there, I'm like, do you know Ryan? Yeah? Ryan kind of like, oh, I'm five nine. If that

is really short to you? Check your boyfriend out. See how he looks at my six eight because I broke up with him talking about the past. And guess what, nothing on my phone right now? Six nine? What's up? Come on? An extra in just tells him all all I'm trying to say, is this is for the women with boyfriends at this one. Look at your man and look at me and then just compares. She was going on, Okay, Ryan, just saying he still have you on a boat into Loom.

That's what he said. Now, my friend did have us on a tug boat, but we was on a boat, that old school as boat. First of all, I wasn't It was a party boat. That's what people going on. Just a party. It was cool. Did you go, oh, I didn't know, cousin me shut up? All right, Well ye'all know. Bit's like an outline. Welcome to the show. Um, we're gonna get into our vanilla ship, vanilla ship for this week. Now. While we are not all parents, um, I'm very certain we all masturbate. Um. So this one

comes from the New York Post. Doubt and parents are enraged over masturbation videos for first graders. Last fall, parents at the posht dollar per year dots in school got win that their first graders were being taught sexual education

lessons that included masturbation. They complained to school administrators, but were told that they had simply misinterpreted what Dalton's now notorious health and wellness educator Justine Fonte, who last let a controversial an explicit porn literacy workshop at another elite prep school, was teaching you hold on, hold on? What do you hold on? There's an ad? What's what school? What school? Dalton? Is this where you went? You know she's resigned since then? Did she? Yes? Six? I went there.

That's where Epstein taught to They gave him that he didn't have no remember the doctor. He did have a degree document and he got the job. And it was a Dalton into prestigious white school. I went there K through six. I told you, I told you I was smart. So I was smart. So basically, there was a video of a cartoon used in one of her sex It was animated and I don't know that what you wanted me to play? I just because there's a link to it. Here we go. I have a lot of feelings about this,

and I'm kind of pissed. How long? How long is it here? It's two minutes? But how does that sound you too? He said? Do you notice that when you say pep you giggle, but when you say penis you say it in a serious voice. I never noticed them. I don't think that's bad. Children and adults who know a first grade is not going to notice that, they make up cute or funny names for them. What's one for a girl's private parts? J who? I called it my private Moving forward, let's get somewhere they they do.

It can be harder to see. But girls have a tiny hole in the front of the That doesn't sound bad. I don't think you heard it. You've heard it. Keep going. How come my penis gets big sometimes? Oh, here we go. That's called an erection. Sometimes I touch my penis because it feels good. Sometimes when I'm in my bath or when Mom puts me in bed, I like to touch my va. For two, you have a clitterist there, kayleb,

it probably feels good. That's not bad to me. Okay, hold on, okay, no, yeah, but I'm not gonna hold you. We was playing teacher at house and I was hunting all of my little mama's, my daddy's girlfriend's sons and cousins and friends, and everyone was figuring it out like that's a real thing. So to me, first grade, you think that's okay? First grade? If if? If as a first grader, let me ask you as a first grader. Okay, but I want to ask you, but did you have

erections as a six year old? I don't believe so, but humping our headboards, I was humping Big Teddy Bear. I'll say I was having sexual interactions at six years old. It was like eight, But I know it's before first grade because it happened in preschool. Yeah, the first grade, you're like six, seven years old. I say that to say, though, I don't want someone teaching my kid about pleasure at six. But this isn't pleasure. But to me, that's if y'all

want to sit here. Everyone loves science but me, And now I'm about to sit here and stick up for the motherfucking bullshit as science what we feel as far as pleasure, they're not teaching you how to move forward with pleasure. They're explaining why your dick gets hard. They're explaining why when you touch yourself, bitch, the shower hair used to come down, and I'll be like, God, damn, why do I feel like that? So to me, it's important to understand why our bodies feel the way they

do in things. I'm totally against uh, any person that's not me teaching my six or seven year old why they're touching themselves and even if their brains can't grasp that concept, because now I have more questions. I'm thirty years old, and I have more questions after I heard that, Now, what are you telling me about the clitter is? Because she said, oh, because you have a clitter? Is there? What does that mean? But good stuff? But well now why why? What if you never touched it and now

you want to start touching it. Kids start touching themselves, and there's there's a little bit, there's no little to no shame at that age. I don't know when you're gonna start touching it with other people. Now. I don't know if my kid is sitting in a class with other boys and wanted to touch them. I also don't find that my six year old can grasp feeling safe enough. I don't know if they have a male teacher or female teacher. Both can be predatorial. And then what if

they ask that person questions about their genitals? And now my fucking six year old is asking a grown as woman about her own clitter? Is? I think I think the problem, though, is these conversations because especially with with with girls specifically the conversation is, don't have sex. The conversation is sex is bad. The conversation is, bitch, don't get pregnant. The conversation is, you can't have a boyfriend

until you're married. So the real, the real conversation that is here is that parents specifically are not having the conversation about sex at all with their children until it's too late. Business. My mama didn't know I was sucking until I showed up crying to her with a pregnant a positive pregnancy pregnancy test. So to be fair, that

is the problem too. I think that I think first now, I think normalizing the conversation to where you understand why you're feeling like this, like sex ad For a lot of us, those are the first. The first time I saw a condom was fucking maybe middle school. But I also say this, we we were google up in a different year generation like the ship that these kids see next and have access to that have access to, Like, we didn't have social media. We couldn't just hop on.

We had to go on a O. Well it wasn't that we had to wait for the dot. But that's even when we were older, when we were in like second grade, there was none of that ship for us. We're on the computers that we had in second grade. You couldn't even you were doing Oregon Trap even worse, people outside playing catch and go get them. Yeah, but we're doing. No idea that the teacher was going to

play this video. Also, Um so I'd asked both you guys, Ryan, tell me, would you be okay if your first grader came home and told you they saw a video like that, and if you got sent the video and said we're gonna play this time, my kid probably already knew. I agree, I think, but my kid's going to be the kid that's gonna I was a kid in school that fucked up Christmas, So would you be? I saw my mom.

I saw my mom rapping gifts. But my mom was a real and like, yo, don't think this like she played the sand ship more because she was like, Yo, it is what it is. I want you to know that I could get these gifts. So me being you know the kid that I am, I'm at Dalton. I go to the school, so that's they deserved that ship. I go to the school and I go to all the kids and I'm like, yeah, they're like saying, I'm like, ain't no fucking Santa, Like we were you when you

did this first around around. So the school called my mom and was like, YO, are we understanding your household? Y'all don't y'all don't believe in Santa, but can you please She was like wow, she was like, my son knows that, you know, white man come down our chimney handing out gifts. I'm that person. So when you say if my second grade first grade, it came to me it was like, Yo, my first segrede probably gonna start teaching the class, Like Yo, that's not the truth to

what I'm saying. Like, so it's different from me. Now. If it wasn't me and it was just a I would be upset if I didn't get an email or like a call from the school like Yo, look we're having this sexual education class. Maybe y'all can watch it first and see what y'all think. If y'all don't, if you don't want your kidness, we can remove them from the class in that period. I agree that. So that in a way, but also those these teachers are growing up the way that lady is probably not that old.

I don't think age. I know I'm asking if it's because in my mind I won't say twenties but maybe maybe closer to the matter. But her mind, it's like she might be a millennial. And then we also got to think what we watch? What's the show on on Netflix when they teach you sexual ship? But it's in a grown her way, uh, that big mouth? So we have like that that's on Netflix that a child could really go and it looks like a cat and are

going to be woke enough to be that millennial? Who is you know, forward with kids knowing their bodies and also know that consent is required, absolutely, And I think that's the real I think that's my only It's true. We are all you're a defense about it, and I'm defensive about it because we know we would teach our kids. Yeah, but also to be to be very fair, we was

all watching rending simply SpongeBob. If you look back at those cartoons now, they're really no different than this than this cartoon, right, they just they in the innuendo eyes if that's even a word. But if you watch it now. But as a child, I didn't think that, but as a as a as a child, and you're telling me it is that's already known. That the thing, even the way this was taught as a child, I'm teaching you the scientific backing behind it. So as a child, I'm

not sexualizing this video. I'm learning because it is a scientific video on anatomy, which we learned to love. The video. To me, as adults, we sexual life thing. A child is not going to sexual life. All. Let me see it first, bitch, we've learned about our Exama doesn't feel that's what they're talking about. It's not. But it's also touching your own. It wasn't saying to touch others. There

was no sexualization in doing this for pleasure. It says, well, this is why you may be getting an erections pleasure. And they're talking about feeling good. And that's the thing. Like some kids are faster than the men wake up. Look at men wake up but but but but niggas wake up hard. That doesn't mean that they've received pleasure because they woke up with a hard dick. That's the thing. So even when he said, hey, sometimes my dick points up to the sky, why is that that's literally what

he says, so his ship shoot up. He got a little curb and I'm sorry, can I not say that sory? Sorry, I'm just saying so that's the problem. We sexualize so many things. This video wasn't sexualized. It was science, and bet you'll be liking science, so funk all, y'all. My whole thing is, I'm not mad at it. I'm not I'm happy that these kids are learning at the age because if they don't learn in that way, they're gonna learn by themselves and it might go left, it might

go right. But as a parent, and I'm not a parent, but when I do become a parent and I put you in the school, I expect the right that you tell me what you're teaching my child. When it comes to that, when it comes to other ship, I can't control English, and I can't control that ship. But if you're gonna sit here and show my first graded with like six or five, whatever the funk you are about

Dixon pussy before I can, then it's a problem. Yeah, I think first grade to just just I was like, if my kids do drugs, I'd rather my kids smoke you with me than be outside doing it like that. Like, I don't want you to go to school and be like, yo, why is Bryan the mean girls? Not why are you gonna Because if you're gonna do anything, honey, I want you to do it. And it is not that I want to do it. What you're trying to get hot to.

You ain't going to be out there. We're gonna be without me, Like, come on, bring it in, let's do it together, not bring it in and get it up, like you said, getting from somebody who don't know and then somebody else teach you about some ship and they might teach you about the wrong drug, which who thinks the right drug? And it's like also just frankly, I just don't trust other adults to the extent that they can, Like that's a very molding age, you know what I'm saying.

It terrifies me to think, like I wouldn't trust to teach you that much. How many times do I meet them? And there my kids with him eight hours a day. And what really scares me about it is just the further questions because the world has changed so much as far as like how it's exposed pedophilia in people. And I mean, obviously we see it with like teenagers, older young adults sixteen, but like six, like these kids are still getting violated and that that's just really what I'm

terrified of. It's a good thing, good thing. I ain't spending the children out my COOCHI so I really don't have to worry about it. Where in the model, bro, I'm not having kids all out my mouth, baby, and actually, wait, no, they're going down my throat because the spinning. Sorry, sorry, no I'm not, I'm not And my Empire from Home said, and at this point, I actually really have like my pussy gets wet to to the salt and Peppa. So I'm liking them old. So now I feel like if

I do get another old nigga, that kid's gonna be grown. Bitch. I ain't even got to be a step mama. Come here, a little fifty year old man. What something's gonna be? Like, Well, you ain't got kids, I don't, and I'm gonna let them know. I got five hundred dollars if you think you're gonna trick me, So pull out the vacuum, baby, let's go all right, So we're gonna get Now it's your nickname, Hoover Mandy, oh a horberdy no like the

over damn like them over there you can out. Okay, no, because this pussy is not a damn called Calm down, and I'll tell y'all. I got the kegels and she was like one of my home girls thought she was pregnant down in Miami, and I was like, girl, you want me to come down and it's just like, honestly, I might just come to New York to get this done because you know, it's like a it's like a red state thing up here, and I'm sorry, I feel you. She was like, they're just gonna start attacking me. I

just need to get this over. Can you imagine even to travel for your abortion? Know what you what you do was a friend right because you're rich. So I found out because my homegirl just had an abortion. You could pay like an extra like thousand dollars and make the whole clinic private. So just offered since I got you even I think there's doctors like your guying on

my doom or some ship. Yeah, but there's actual like you can you like you could just pay the extra money to wear there's literally limited staff when you go in, and the whole facility is it's only just for you. It's only it's well, it's an extra thousand. On top of they can't your house like abortion, because there's tools and stuff that you can shut down the whole spot and tell people not coming. We might you know what, you can take the pill abortion that let me look

at we got something you want to make that business? Hey, we are. We are coming to you to take care of what needs to be taken care of in the privacy of your own home. They want self in juice. You have to see the pill. The pill pretty much makes you miscarry, right yeah, yeah. Managed abortions. Oh wow. This is an article from vox. It says self managed abortions are safe and in the current political environment, it's

actually rising. People are deciding to take munication to end pregnancies so that they don't have to be Two minutes ago, I was looked at as the crazy one. Now they're writing articles about the ship and it's takes me. No, they ain't coming to vacuum out. The vacuum is different. We know about the pill. Enough money should be able to come to your house if you're if you don't want to be in the environment, and you have enough bread, they should be able to come to your house. That environment.

No lie, they used to do abortions on Tuesdays and Thursdays and it's crazy there like wait ahead, wait what, go ahead? Go ahead Tuesday and Thursday abortion queens. I used to get birth control. Well, I took birth control when I was younger, right, so anyway, when I would go pick it up, I've seen it if I've ever gotten it on a weekday that they're fucking crazy on Tuesdays and Thursdays, to the point where when I would just go get a pill, they were on my dick, like, oh,

is your friend in there? You could I'm like, bro, like I understand how women wouldn't want to go. I was feeling guilty for trying to print the pregnancy. If you have the money, you should be able to not be. Why do I just have to tell everybody not coming to work that bring those people that's not coming to work bringing my crab. I gotta have an episode about this with Brianda. I just feel like there's so many people that are against it, and it's like you shouldn't be.

It's your body, like y'all do whatever the hell, y'all want, our body, our choice. You should be and you should also be able to do it in the comfort of your own home and not have to feel like in four walls thinking where you are, like, be safe and be happy. Yeah, just don't show me the photo. I hate the photo, Mandy. Why are you saying it like you're going because they tried to make me feel bad and I was like, bitch's a diet. They crazy, It

was a diet. It has a life. And then they tried a lot to me it was like it was six weeks. I said, no, it was four. I know when this happened. I'm just a lot to be like you trying to tell me six weeks ago. I know exactly when this happened. Wait all right, now, what was his name again? The crazy as his name? Man? So I got it was crazy, So I got. I got crazed by blood. His name was Almo. He was a blood.

Was crazy. The nigga. The nigga couldn't even help me pay for the abortion because he got locked up in my four weeks to be a pregnant. But my homegirl that worked it, uh, she worked at cold Stone, but mom ain't have it. Even my home girl that worked at cold Stone, she helped me pay for my question, shout out the key to. Yeah, we got to do drinkshen she come to town. She got her bread back. That's a great story. Yeah that is not a great story, a great friend. No, that is a good bread story.

But I'm glad I've leveled up. I'm not sucking nigga's name Elmo. That's why Cold Stone still open. Chick fil A maybe on the way up. First of all the niggas, the nigga six eight his name Elmon. No, No, that nigga was like five and leven. No, But I'm saying that baby, I said he ain't gonna be a backball bndy. What was his homeboy name that I was sucking. He was a rapper, but I don't remember the name he was. You don't remember Elmo and Bert? It was a hometownd rapper.

But he remember. If you fuck we easy round two thousands, six six seven and you want to be found, you you need something, you want to kill your story and you think you you need some compensation, please call us at wen my life. He had dress, He did have dress. We find that dress to damp. I got I got a clue. No, because don't be cluing out these niggas. Now the nigga who got me preight and not somebody

gonna locked up. The problem was the nigga had a son and he was just convinced I had his daughter. I said, bitch, it was a diet. I didn't kill your daughter. Blood. Sorry, okay, let's let's go on now. So we're gonna get now into our hoard derve. Our hard derve for those of you who are new and have never tuned into the show, and maybe you're just here to see what that dick do with Ryan. Our hord der is our sex tip of the week, and we are going to let Ryan take heed on this one.

So could you give a sex tip to the fella since it's a hot girl summer, ambitches is throwing that puss only laughing because why are you talking, Mandy, I'm on instagraming out. Don't hurt. You better not be trying to find it. Not one question about that. When you're going to name like blood, name a ball point. It was. It was a ball point. It was a little baby. It wasn't even a heartbeat. All right, go ahead, I'm sorry, I don't got to leave that. We go ahead, Sorry,

we keep can't. We can't be choice and not be real about what we experience as women. I'm not saying nothing, so don't come at me like I'm just talking with them about their like I'm over here talking about you know when people be like the plants can feel it too, like vegan, like, we gotta stop talking about the Okay, sorry, sorry, all right? Forgive us a sex tip for thee tip you want, but you really want to summer sex tip. Well, a sex tip to make sure that the niggas is

gonna be out here giving us a good dick. So give a sex tip for the fellas that really works with you. You can't say that everybody, not me, but some things work for you that don't work for weezy something. I'm just trying. I'm just trying. I'm just trying to get that. So I said it. Summertime, it's sometimes getting hot. There's no more with it's COVID, but the masses off. First of all, hygiene, let's keep that ship up. That's that's that's that's a great way to start. Second, let's

start with clean. Start starting clean, because niggers be thinking one shower in in degree weathers cool you you gotta take one in the morning and take one at night. And if you go out midday and get back home taking up one. Um, I don't. I don't really know. If a lot of people uh men shaved down there summertimes, it's that's what you need to do because you get a little you know, get hot. So that's that's that. But going intersex, I feel like, honestly, what we're gonna

talk about later it's communication. When it comes to that ship, I get bad pussy communication. So you communicate with that girl that you're doing your thing because niggas be lying about a dick, why niggas be acting like, oh, I put it down and then you get them and it's just like and that's why. And that's why I don't talk. And we talked about all something I don't tell I communicate, communicate, but I don't. I communicate with my with my life and what's going on and how I feel about you

all that ship. But I'm not trying. I'm not going to bring I'm not gonna be like, yo, my dick is this, and then when it comes to you're like, no, it wasn't. I'm not going to do that to you. That's my greatest fear. What it's talking up your pussy, nigga. We have a sex show, so nigga's all automatically coming in, no me, and we gotta give it up one thing. I was like, yeah, because they think they think y'all time. If it's a little too big or curve. Oh yeah,

I did. I did not sat on dick. I did not example this summer, a lot of friends gonna be sucking dog. You've ben no not me? Okay, well I'm not gonna be no friends. I'm like your friend. I ain't gonna make it my friend. See what I mean? So friends might not him. I don't know. I'm waiting on the energy. Friend. I don't know if the energy there. Where's the camera looking at I don't look at I don't know which Karen this one. She will be fucked

by the time this episode. So don't say that. First off, I have actual standards, so but then I used to not. So we'll see if he can live up to my standards. What do you I got a whole bunch of standards now, bitch. I just saw this. He was on the breakfast club ship. You met him, you met him after the breakfast club was going through. I'm saying he's handsome, so the coochie may be on the table for him. But I mean, I think I do. I want to find on God,

I can't come for me. I'm about to sund like, wait for one of my people here, one of my peoples that no, we can't, y'all really can't. I've never sued any other pime, but these friends are closer to me, so it's like, I don't you might making niggas google y'all. Sorry, sorry, I have a lot of friends. He don't. He does, he'd be poised and nobody going. I wanted another one of your friend, but he on the West coast, not too far. My thing is it? Probably is my thing?

He got like the big list. Y'all bug it out. I'm trying to get this over, y'all all trying to say, is y'all always no? Well, I was gonna say, think, y'all know, but you always know chicks have sex with and you're always now. But y'all bring it all, You're always bring it to my attention. You'll ride. This girl said this. This girl said that, and I never could

be like yo. Well, this thing said this, and I mean not my means, but now I could be like, oh yeah, now I'm not freaking me because I don't want to nobody know, not feeling this because he loves Ryan like after Mexico. Because I'm feeling now they love each other. They talk on their own like what wasn't he feeling? Because I was like, Yo, yeah, Ryan, you got some Hey y'all, if y'all, if y'all sliding into Ryan Dam's after this episode and he don't respond, just

go just follow him. But wait because he tagged all his friends and then you can just see what the other ones you like. Crewe love Listen, I got it. I'm cool to be fair. You do have a lot of friends, but my but my core circle is like but also you don't even you don't even hang with ugly nicks, like that's my things. If it wouldn't it be funny. Let's just say we fuck the homeboy and then Ryan come out with a new one and we like, damn, what do you say that that's crazy? Because that's that's

all the scoop. A girl like, yeah, but yo, let's go out with my friends. Gonna be there, bring your friends and she brings all. I'm like this, that's a I do research that followed girl the page and I try to get I go all down the pictures here my best friends. Most of the time, if their friends look really good, y'all noticed fellas most of the time. The bad girls. The girl that you get her friends is bad. She's not tagging none of them all paid

everyone that's not true. Don't insecure by y'all are different. Y'all are totally different. Women that yell yellow are different. The average is like, but do you really believe that women aren't going tag? Yes? What do you mean? Do I believe it's there? It's there's not? Is that true? Men in the room, I've been on post like yo, tagger, Yo, what's up? Okay, I'll be doing that too. Ye'll never be like taggled sometimes like I'll either write in the

caption or whatever, Yo, who is that? And they'd be like, yo, they don't stop. I'll get there be seven girls and I'll see the one she got bad friends. You're just going tag the photographer? What are you doing? Location? Where are they at? Tag their friends? Like? I don't damn, I mean, I don't know. I think for me like I'm so like in the last few years of my life,

like I understand who I am, what I um? Like, you know, yeah, and niggas knows your home and I think, does your homeboy thing I'm a home Does he know me? He doesn't know, but he knows this. That's what he told me. He's gonna bust your ass, like you gotta understand my friends are really like he did. He did. Ryan was getting in a fight with this white man as it was. It was a heated it was it was a black man being respectable to a white man and a white man white man didn't. So he was

so basically so we all we all go out. It's oh my god, there's probably like five or six of us. So as we're wrapping up our bill, Ryan is like, yo, I'll be right back. Him being the businessman that he is, he for that you don't even know. Well, So he has, uh he has a straw line with I was drinking out of Yeah, so it's Eco. He's the owner. He's a black He's a black man owning a straw business. So Ryan is like, you know, he's already talking to the to the waiter. I know, the owner of this bar.

I'm like, we gotta get you and talk about her because it's a woman on bar. So he's going around giving everyone these straws in the restaurant. Fans of horrible decisions purchased straws from him on the spot, and so just going around. This white man that was at the bar literally probably thought that yo, um, I get my whole like my rundown of my straws. Yell the better paper better than plastic by degradable SEVENTI five days, give me the whole thing. I was like, Yo, would you

like to tryma structus? So you got straw would you like to try my product? Like? Yeah, definitely I will. So he sat down me no, on the person, I am, I'm gonna watch you and I just want to see if you open it because if not, like you just you can just tell me no. So I go to the bathroom, I tell my I tell my cousin, and I'm like, yo, going it in and see if he needs to show it, just says in my case study. So he's like, yo, you need this, and he's like

he doesn't. Even he doesn't look at his face like no, I'm good, I don't need it so then I go to the bathroom, I come out and I'm like, yo, um, honestly, bro, like, you didn't have to accept the straw, like I told you all this, you could just but it's it's my business. You gotta understand. Like if you're going like yo, I got a podcasts like they're gonna pocket, I don't care. But you're gonna be like yo, you don't have to say you're gonna listen. You don't listen like cool, just

say no, I don't want it. This is my product I put to ship. So then after that he goes, I didn't know you were being serious when you said you owned it. I thought this was just a joke. So then it was more of a like microaggression as a white man being like, oh, I didn't know this was your business and you were the owner. I thought you were joking. He said you were playing Devil's advocate. Okay, but but but say, Yo're like post it, so don't agree. Don't.

First of all, the shaws don't look nothing like the ones at the bar. You have one that has a full You're not even recognizing this product that I put it in your face. So it wasn't that you didn't say you didn't want it. You didn't and that's fine, but don't accept it and don't give it away and then don't look at me like, well I didn't think you owned it to keep all that. Anyways, this this flowed outside and we here now that the volumes are

getting louder, but it's okay. And then his homeboy is just like, you know what, just come here, give me your number, And I said okay, And I said, I gotta go back to right and I gotta, okay, I gotta I gotta secure that the thing was they was making it a bigger than it was. I was over. I was over to dude. I'm like, yeah, I'm good. And he's like he's feeling bad now, like about to cry, like literally were making it bigger. Take it ran up on him a straw. I didn't run up on it.

Came and mary play with my first, You're not gonna lie. I was really intoxicated, like, I hope this doesn't sound dumb, but is there a going like is it made with a go or is it just like a Mexican name? Alight, it's made fibers in landfill situations. A hundred days about degradable. Wow, that's really bad. That's amazing because plastic is four years and we still say them turtles. Okay, so sorry, sorry, the turtles. That's why I have this product. Well that's turtles.

Of the reason we're drinking out of paper right now, and paper is that's why. That's why we have this doesn't break down, it doesn't like I'm not saying the turtles. But I did watch c Spiracy on Netflix, and I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna eat that salmon, bitch. Oh you too, I'm gonna eat it because and I was like, damn, and I had chicken for like three days. I really don't care if they die in dolphins and ship I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna eat it.

I eat meat, bitch. I still like baking home and all these motherfucker's don't even eat. I'd be like, give me, that's why I care. If die, I'm gonna try to like root for them to why have you had a pet dolphin? You're gonna you're you're rooting for the survival. But if they die, put some that were getting I don't really try to say not barbecue from the dolphins, and you gotta squeeze living. You gotta squeeze living on

people money for them. You know what I'm saying, Like, it's crazy that they're killing dolphins just so dolphins won't eat fish. That's why speaking up. They're not even killing the dolphin to eat. But speaking of wheezy, shout out Florida. I know we talked about gator Land, but you have a alligator. That ship is good, y'all. If y'all know people things, how are they terrible things? They'd be they be minding no own businesses. Dolphins ain't killing now, they

don't be killing. Co Bro. I've been the Discovery Code and dolphins are chilled. Yeah, but I don't want to get lock up in your crib. You can shoot y'all. A big gun steep right, y'all, a big d nswering my property, I'm shooting you. So if you're hopping that that you know. That's what my mom used to say.

So back back when I was beating when Hella bitches up in school, my MoMA when they would call the house, because you know, back then it was all house phones and ship, my mom would be like, listen, just pull up to the house. Y'all can fight in the yard. Hold on once it's over. I don't want to, you know, ms ms Tammy was about that life. She was just like, pull up because you're gonna stop calling my goddamn house.

Here's the address, and I'm gonna let youall fight. And she let me know now if you get your ass speech and get your ass beat, but the little bit gonna come over to the house and y'all can fight in the front yard. Period. Poopy, what do you you should You can't wait to say that? Okay? Wait, So venomous industry injuries like hornets wash bees are fifty six metalities a year, one a year from an alligator attack

and see it. But y'all out here like in Beyonce and to be high and they are you're killing people, okay, don't know where down. I'll just say the killing people had nothing. Let's do with this. I want put this camera on me on it. If you are a bee Hive member, I too, am part of your leader. And I also have to say, I don't know what she said about the climage, but we are not spying the bar. Mandy also has paint party game. I feel like she

just they'd get along. Great. So y'all we are now going to get into like some really in depth conversations. Oh my god. So we're getting into the horrible decision. And it's about hose like ourselves who may want to settle down but don't really but don't know how to communicate that to all of our lovers. So it is

a hot girl, hot boys summer. And I wanted to have the conversation surrounding a knowing what you want but also being able to communicate effectively when you really just want to be out here as then you really aren't looking for anything serious, but also you want to be um mindful of not wrapping anyone else's feelings up or them really knowing what you want. So, Ryan, how do you tell women that you're a home I thought you were like, yeah, because you know what was I completely

thought this was a I didn't think. I didn't think you were talking about whole that you're just talking about. Didn't know you're definitely. I think we should all say how we tell? Okay, yeah, how do you tell if someone hold on? Hold on, ladies and fellas. This is when you get your notepads out and you take notes, because if you want to be out here having a hot girl summer and you want to let a nigger know I am not looking to settle down, listen to

what is about to say. This is too much. For example, Luckily, within the last few months people have known me from my work, so it's not really that crazy. And to be fair, a lot of people have been meaning are also right go ahead, so they know they understand, like what I do as a business, you know what I'm saying, Like me talking about this, talking about that in the age factor too, like I'm not really fucking with super young niggas. So it's like they don't really care. Now.

If I feel like it needs to be a discussion, if at all, I will absolutely say things like when I was younger, I used to have a lot of fun. I used to be wild. I mean now I'm slowed down. I'll make jokes about it too. I like to use the word free spirit. Anybody spirits free spirit, honey. My first profile name plenty of fish, free spirit for our seven. I just did a podcast with Hannaburner. She said that

was free pussy four our seven, wasn't it? Now? When you tell people because who has a bad connotation to it, right, then start thinking the worst, and really you just could be a girl that likes to have fun. I like to use the words I have a lot of experiences. You don't say I have a lot of experience. You say experiences. Right. Also, even if you don't travel that much, feel like you know I travel a lot, then they know you've been ship Like you could just say I'm

not a whole, I'm just seasoned. Yeah, that sounds like you're talking about age. No, no, not just your season in the whole game. You've been you did your thing. Yeah, Like I'm not saying I'm Korean Steffens, but you should. And then while you tell them that you should play practice by drinking the back, I can do just sorry sorry sorry, um well okay, So that's how you tell someone you've lived your life as a whole. But how do you presently say you're still about that? Life very easy.

I've had a lot of been in a lot of relationships. That's the summertime. I just want to have a good time and not feel tied down. Mm hmmm, So now I want to Now I want to hear it from a male perspective, because the problem when we hear a man say I'm not really ready for anything. As women, we look at that ship as a goddamn h experiment.

And now we want to tackle because if we're coming into this morning a relationship, you're telling me you ain't looking for something Now, I don't mean you ain't gonna want something with me six months from now. So how do you drive forward the fact that, listen, I'm emotionally unavailable. I want to put my dick in you and that's it.

How do you communicate that in a nice way? As a man, we have to watch our words, Like I could I tell certain women, but I have to feel this type of way bout You're just like, I'm not looking for a relationship, but I'm not saying I will push one away. But that is that is something that I can But but that is like that at all. Now I'm coming into this. This what I'm trying to tell you. If I tell you something like that, I'm telling you this could be something that you are I am.

You're not. Y'all, y'all are misunderstand what down? There are two different we'll put it in two spectrum. There's this woman that you only want to funk and there's this woman that you want to with this possibly you can honestly funk with them. So I'm that one. I'm gonna tell like, look, I'm not looking for because I'm not. But I'm not saying if something gets real, I'm not gonna push that away because I sunk with you now. No no, no, no no no no no no no damn.

This is what I'm gonna tell this one over here, Yo, I'm not looking for nothing like, not future, not nothing. I'm consciouent on me. I'm very selfish right now. And if you want to take that, take that if not cool? Is that the nigga lie I'm selfish right now? That's not a lie? How is that a lie? I don't like. Selfish means all about myself. That means I'm gonna and

what it? Then that ain't That means it's not about too Because you included me with two you wanted to talk to me, and I told you just suck me. Nobody told you. I said this is what it's going to be. I'm gonna put it on take nobody's already feeling. But then this nigga said, I'm gonna make sure I move your head to the back of me, and I kiss you with your mouth as I'm sucking you from the back. Now you're making ship what I want to do with you outside of sex, or what I want

to do with you during sex. I'd like to have sex, and when I do it, I don't want to do it bad, feeling really upset. I'm feeling triggered, me too, trigger it off. Well, I did want him to get into that. So as someone who doesn't want to be emotionally attached, you said that there is a way you want to show up in the bedroom, but that does not translate how you want to show out show up outside. Don't think I'm sucking you good and I'm just working

you good. Never think that unless you're my girl, What do you mean? Like if you're not my girl, which means um fucking other people don't automatically like yo, do you only suck me this way? Like? No, everybody this way? I'm doing it, y'all all? No, my, my fucking what I hate and what I'm scared of I hate. I don't want to be in that group chat in a negative way. So why am I gonna have Now that I think about it here. Here's here's a good analogy.

All my niggas that you're talking about look good at all that You're not gonna hear bad ship talked about, because yeah, but I don't know what it is. I well, I hope you don't. Whatever it's sounded like, here's here's the analogy. Oh, calm down, circle, he felt, we're talking about people. Here's the analogy. Ran, I guess what you're saying is say you are a good student. If you have an A in one class, of course, you're probably gonna have A S and B s in the other classes.

You're not going to perform really well in one class and then flunk the rest of your classes because sports isn't ever really a class. So what if I'm only going to sex and all the other ship I'm just bad at But that's what I'm saying. So if you're really good at sex, you're gonna be good at sex with this woman like you are, this woman, like you are this woman. You don't like that analogy I'm trying

to draw. I just feel really triggered because you know, I think that you can tell a nigger you want to have fun, but I can't tell I want to have fun. The other one what fun ship wasn't as the feelings part. But that means I actually I'm not gonna push the away, yo, But that means I see something in you. But if you see something, and why we I'm not giving up because I'm not ready to give up all my bushes yet. I'm not. You haven't proved to me that I should give up all my

bushes for you. And that's what I'm saying. If we get to that point, No, if you don't do everything that I want in a relationship, why am I going to sea at the same time as a woman as your girlfriend? Off and your girlfriend it hopes it being your girl. And see, that's the thing. That's that's the thing me alone about that I'm not gonna see here is show up to be the woman you think I need you to be. I'm not even kidding, Mandy, I

don't know how big I mean. He'd be making a bitches squared across the room, but you'll be talking like, Yo, Dick, I almost need to know. I almost need to for her. For me, it's not even you don't do nothing. I need to see it. I don't think I need to see a tape, go talk to your friends the way that Ran talked. Enough I talked. I'm scared to know what it would be like. I ain't gonna lie because then I might like I want to wipe him, and then I look crazy because he's like, you go to

sex that one hour ago? This bit, But that's what God does. No, it's okay. Yan Ryan said he would be six four if he was standing on his penis, So there's that I would be hurt. I mean it gets hard. Um, anyways, if you enjoyed today, No, we we guest here, Yeah, we got. We're gonna do homemail because we we got so much homemail because we haven't been in the studio and so long. So help us with this wholemail. If you guys are interested in sending

homemail over to us, It's horrible decisions at gmail dot com. Um. This title says I have ninety nine problems and the dick is one. Um. Oh, we'll get through it. Hey, guys, I just came across y'all's podcast due to Breakfast Club interview to do Too. I love the podcast and love to hear about sex and dick all day at work. Now to issue I'm hanging with this guy who I've known for years, and we are good friends. We have a situation ship. Basically, he winds and dines me, buys

me cute stuff, and then we fuck. He makes good money at his day job and has some hustles on the side. He's cool and funny and we have a good time. But he has a less than large dick. I can feel him when he goes inside of me, like, seriously, I can't feel oh, he said. She said, I can't feel him when he goes inside of me, like seriously, I can't even feel his dick. All I feel is the pounding of hips against me. Plus, he can't eat

my plussy. I told him how to eat it over text during the act, but he just can't do it right. The sex last for about five to eight minutes, and the only way I get pleasure is by rubbing my clip. I want to feel some dick too. I've never came, and I've talked to him about how to make sex better, but it's the same every time. Hold on, I need at least four she said. I need at least a four finger dick, and he has like a two finger dick.

I don't know if it's because I really don't feel a connection with him or something else, any ideas on how the sex can be better. I trust him and that's why I sucked him. But ps, I just need a big dick. Honestly, have nothing to say I do. So one of the things that I that wasn't me being pessimistic. I'm just being totally honest. So don't come it's not big enough you don't feel a connection with him. Well, if it's not big enough, because she's because she's getting everything,

She's getting everything else, getting everything else. So well, my my suggestion, my suggestion is, um, well, of course, if he has a small dick, I would say, of course, the first advice would be let him fuck you in the house. Um, that whole is smaller. You will feel the dick going in there. But also something that I was doing with my partner that I just really started

enjoying was double vaginal penetration with a dildo. So he would uh put the dick inside me first and then squeeze his dick on top of the dildo in my pussy. So I really healthy, but it like it was amazing. But if you're saying you don't feel the dick at all. I would say, add a dildo into the mix and do like some double vaginal penetration. I think it's amazing.

But also something that would be cool is if you then maybe have him in your ass and then double DP was having him fuck you in the vagina while he sucks you, and he is going to be so his head is gonna be fucked up. I'm not saying

like that. I'm saying to know that every conversation that you'll have is always positive, besides when you're getting the bedroom and then when you're like, all right, let's try this because this is bigger than you, so your little dick on my ass or I don't think that's true. I think it just seems like it's fun. I ain't gonna hold you. Not my ex when he used to suck me with the King Noir dildo, he'd be like, you don't make that noise with me, Like I made

a different noise, but he's shoving me. It was a different size. He's trying to say, like, she hasn't she gets no pleasure at anything. As soon as you take anything biggeran when she has, she's gonna go crazy. How is that gonna make him feel luck? Really sorry? But he's not. You're not you can be right? Oh okay, seeing the reaction, I know he loves me, but I know my ass ain't that fact. You know what you got? But he know, he know he's a fun guy with money.

They have great dinner with money. He knows that he get ober her home. But you can't make me come, all right, so let's try something else. If she's not coming and not faking it, he definitely knows. But when she does start coming, because you put a dildo in her, you don't think his self contra because he's controlling that used to come crazy with a vibrator, she'd come. It's not the million, it's not the million. Your ego. Now that's hip. Get over that. That's a security for the ego.

At least he ain't broke. We're a small dick. That's really bad the money hopes. I'll say this. If he's taking care of everything and buying this and all that for him, I would leave her because somebody's gonna not gonna write no letters about my little dick. And I'm doing alright. Got you gotta go, I gotta goddamn. I gotta like, look, I got everything together. I'm giving gifts out,

say trips. I got a good job, my dick. But somebody is going to accept this for everything that I do have friends that like small dicks, so maybe I do too. Yeah, they'd be like every time I collect, like we have that three something together and she's just like that, and I was like that was too big. I don't like so fellas homie. If he's not listening to the show, I'm gonna say this. I hope you find the link. Go get another joint man. She don't.

She don't respect your little means you got you always gotta respect and sucking a small dick like this, it's awful. But we talked about it on If I'm like sucking an echo and got the straw and it's really your dick, that is a problem to me. I don't want to be able to whistle on your dick. What are we doing? I need to be I need to be like this's gonna want to this is nickis. Don't are not born like yo, let me get the little dick on the

seven bro. You give me that. Like someone was able to buy new tips, I do feel like science should advance. We can go, but you can you can do No, no, no, you can. They're surge you to get extended. Absolutely, but I would never wouldn't but I don't want to know. But I was talking about the big old do the vampire facials and they take the blood plasma from your face.

They're not doing that to they could. But I was talking to somebody recently and they worked somewhere in the doctor world, and they were like, a kidney up, you can get that, but no, but they were saying like that. The problem with people that want to get like, will make your dick larger is the thing that they can do is make it wider. They can make it longer, but they can really make it wider. So go cash up. But I don't want to feel that pain in any what hell no, what was worse the pain of this

email or the paint of getting your dick. Listen, if you got a job, you're making bread. I've seen hair transplant, I've seen the ugliest the ugliest niggers were bad joins yourself of whatever, So go do your thing. King. I mean there are women that like ugly niggas, but that they have like ugly niggas good like little dicks. I'm pretty sure that's this dredgs like ugly niggas with little dicks. Man, my homeboy said he got his hair um like replenished.

Whatever he paying fills the follicle, right, But there's like thousands of them. They need to figure out how to get this dick ship done for real. We need to talk to somebody, We need to bring any I don't have a problem with the dick. Stop be getting my tacks. Be real big with the big old bodies because they'd be over six eight, but they dicks be not. I'll tell you that doesn't always, No, it doesn't. I definitely.

I told you the ballplayer. And I was a fan. Now, I mean, like, this is why you love basketball somebody, okay, sorry? And I was a fan. I was a fan. It was the word that I ever had in my life. Like another round so high last night exactly what them three pumps wasn't didn't make you sigh? That's basketball game in l A. Yeah. I went to the next game. Actually,

I felt so. I was in a suite. Shout out to some a dog you're gonna I went went into was crazy dog my ship was like, now they come in and give you fucking wrist bands if you vaccinate. Its a bitch. I'm I'm the only one not with the wristband and the gutten anyway, UM, tell everyone where they can find you, Ryan on Me podcast, Guys, next Door, my Instagram, fly Rod, my Straws ego, best thing out, my yacht company, and yacht company into room. Um yeah

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I have more Patreon content as well. Also periods this right after this on Monday's and what else can I listen to on Monday's bitch and watch? Sorry not listening watch I don't know if it's gonna be on TV anymore, but check out the reruns of Sex Cells. Oh I know I'm getting my season two, I meant on TV anymore. As far as like live episodes, I hope you guys enjoyed it. Um, we had an amazing fucking slew of guests.

Shout out to all of them, Hope, Rory, my mom, fucking Donald, Rico, young m A Charlotte, Fuck Benny for molding his penis on TV. If I forgot you, I'm so young Viper. If I forgot you, I'm really sorry you guys Like Yeah, Mandy and Ryan are putting bananas and doughnut holes right now. I wish you guys could see this video. Actually maybe well they can't see it. It's on YouTube. Watch us on YouTube search Horrible Decisions and also stay tuned. We got a five minute bonus clip.

Joined our patreon at patreon dot com. Backslash Horror Decisions. This has been yet another episode of Horry bled. This is your go ahead, y'all. Hold you asked me to do the motherfucker outline, and we're gonna get to the motherfucking outline. Goddamnit. This is Horrible Decisions where we have outlines and segments. Sont no no no no no no no no no no no no no. Let me take a segway right here, Channa, you can take this motherfucking clip hold to funk on. We're gonna talk about this

ship real quick. What are we talking about? Yesterday? I put up a post. Are we gonna have we We're gonna have this conversation. I'm through with it. I've had it and I'm done with the bullshit. We put up a post, I said, Mandy, I think it's time for us to have a showrunner. Like, I'm creating too many shows right now. If anyone knows what my job entails, it's literally modulizing shows. It's not easy. Plus we both

have other podcasts, like we make our own outlines. We've been doing this for five years, and I think with you, we're probably one of the only people will I know they create their own um outlines at this point. I mean we which I think we we all. I think you and I have because we've been in it so long. We do so on all of our on all of our podcasts because I know you and you and Eddie do that. What my assistant kind of gets the facts

now and I know how that sounds. I don't want to say, but yeah, I'm still out here doing it the three Pods and two Patriarchs. Well, I mean only because for my new job, I have to make a podcast and I can't cloud it. It's hard. But no, there's this thing called the showrunner. If anyone has ever heard of what a showrunner is, A showrunner basically like Charletemagne does that with brilliant idiots, right, Taylor will come in, she will print out things that they should talk about,

things they should discuss. You'll lead them into conversation. Um. It's a very common thing for anyone that has a radio show or I'm sure they have it for the breakfast club too, right. Um. So anyway, Mandy agreed, and I put out a Instagram post yesterday. I'm just gonna read it to you because I don't think I asked for anything that was two fucking nuts. Okay, I said, and I quote um paid internship. Um. The reason I said internship is because I don't mind if the person

is UM. Just like New Horrible Decisions, looking for a showrunner and producer must be black poc in n y C. A listener of the show have the ability to present for some of the episodes. To be present for some of the episodes, um have experienced creating content a white woman or maybe she was Laftina. I don't know. There were multiple white people under their upset, but I know that the white woman you're about to reference did delete

our comments. But so let's get into that. She said, wow, um, you have a way larger fan base than that way to um either alienate I think was the word she used, um your fan base. And where my issue lies, please share, is because I am asking for a showrunner to create content for a show about the black sexual experience. Let me just say that one more time. We are looking for a showrunner, producer, content creator to make content for

a nigga show. And the reason I say in nigga show is because this is not a show that just happens to star black people. It's a show about then nigga experience. And when she said something about like who I do it for, bitch number one, I have never and we do not ever make episodes and think white people are gonna get sucked up about it. Absolutely not. And bitch, what the goddamn fun do I look like saying to myself, I'm just gonna stop talking. No, no, no, no,

I'm listening. I'm listening. No, Like, I don't know what you're going through over here, and it's weird, and so I just stand on in edible. But I think we're gonna get through this, and I really think it's important for you to go the funk off I and not seeing nipple. I can't see who's scream recording. But this is for you because I love real quick. Um. I'm hoping that I'm not getting this wrong, but I do

believe I want to. I want to give a shout out to the whites that are about to be in here and hear this, So shout out to Tequila Mockingbird. She looks white. Um, let me see if I see any other Caucasions in here. Um. No, just Tequila. But with the name Tequila, I'm gonna Hustum. She was born in Mexico. So outside of that, I want to give you the complete floor to drag these white people for phil Okay, no, no, no, you you join in. Oh oh, well, you know I don't even like paint dick, so boom,

but the paint dicks out there beach. Okay, your turn. Uh. Someone said they're concerned, is hr. I don't need to answer to a fucking hr because we ain't got my motherfucking hr. And do you know how many crackers be just hiring crackers because if you've got a little crazy name, they're not even gonna invite you into the interview. I'll

be honest. Them niggas didn't know I was me until I say yes, I'm a man dahni it was gonna be me, huh, some piece of ship who like I don't know if he deleted his comment too, but like it really annoyed me. A Jewish dude who always be in my fucking comments, like rep through your Jewish