Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, guys, welcome to another episode of horrible decisions. Like I'm your girl, Mandy, and I'm with my co ho right here next to me. Her name is Wheezy. W TF. Okay, anyways, team Juneteenth past. You know, it's just our week. We had African American May melanin. No, African American, No, that's February, February Black history. That's what I'm talking about. We just passed African American April,
and you got melanin May. Now you got Juneteenth June. You you made all that up. Yeah, Okay, I was like, I don't remember my calendares say those things. Well, maybe you don't have the calendar. That doctor. You have a doctor umar calendar. Bitch, you are not to be trusted in the winter months, it says, no Snowbuddy's doctor Ubar. Dr Ubar hates our creation, apparently because he doesn't think interracial dating should be even be a thing. He makes people,
but we're here, we can't help. Here, we are, we can't help. Well, here we are happen. He hates our parents. Then no, he said, love your parents. He says mixed people are not a real thing. This is what he said. You're not gonna be half black. Do you think when you get chocolate milk it's because just half chocolate. Do they call it half chocolate milk? Noo? Maybe half chocolate syrup half milk. It's chocolate milk. Ain't not halpy. How do you think you gets from milk to chocolate donation.
I'm not doing this to day. I'm not doing this one train to have Like, I just want to talk to him about gainess. I want to talk to him, right, he's so necessary for us, Like I know he's terribly hotep, but at the same time I terribly hot tip. I just also for us. Let me tell you why when he was on the breakfast class talking about wait, wait one moment, one moment, because a couple of weeks ago we said the hood healers should not be a part of our community. But now you're saying that doctor Umar
is a necessity hood healer is dumb. She'd be saying doctor Umar a doctor. I don't know if he had I think he a doctor like Dr Dre Is he really he's like a real said? Does he have a doctorate? Or is he a doctor? You need white man's paperwork, That's what he said. But no, I do need to know is it like a PhD? Because you know, like a lot of people like get like honorary degrees from like universities. You're looking it up at him. He got
a PhD? Or is he a doctor? That's the same thing, though technically I'm processing because if he got a PhD in sociology, I'm not counting that. According to Dr M R. Johnson dot com, I'm not trust is a doctor of clinical psychology and certified as a school psychologist who is considered an expert on education and mental health. That didn't sound like a like he got to do grow he an expert like we se experts? School doctor? Who? Yeah?
What school do he go to? The school of hard? No, I was just gonna say that, bitch, I took your joke. Does that mean we're not funny? Yeah? That wasn't even a good No, right, that was real? Oh well I said it for us. It says Philadelphia College of pronounced this absolutely raw. Say that again. It's because he's Nickaragua and he can't do that. Ain't a real school. Apparently it is method yes, certified, not certified. What's the what's the other word? Uh, the school's got to be in
order for your credit account. Yeah, private medical school with its main campus of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, in additional locations in Swanny, Georgia and Moultrie, Georgia. The first off Swanny Philly. We're not counting none of them cities Philly. We count only count Philly work because of Meek. Are you serious? Man? But you have a lot more grads in Philly from the cheese Steaks. Okay, sorry, but I'm so sorry. Yes, please continue to support the Worrible Decision show. I like
only because I like niggas with beards. So Dr Umar has beard and he said on the Breakfast Club and I never knew this. Apparently Joe Biden passed this like anti American Asian hate immediately. And there's a bunch of anti lynching laws that can't get pasted in Congress or something. They've been like two hundred something I've never heard about. Do you know why you never heard of it? Because, bitch, you're not up on watching television. Because I found out
through watching the Billy Holiday movie. Because Billy Holiday got uh pretty much the government was was uh planting drugs and stuff on her because of her because what is the song called rotten fruit, Uh, strange fruit. There we go and strange Fruit essentially was heard discussing the hanging bodies from lynching and the government was actually trying so hard to get her to not even sing about this, even though it was a current thing that was happening.
And when you watch that specific movie, and I believe Billy did they win an oscar for that? Um when when they start the movie they talk about the matel laws, they talk about all of essentially the lynching laws that were trying to get past. And at the end it says that they've had over two hundred attempts and Congress or whoever approves of this ship still is not brought forth a non lynching law. And yeah, I didn't know there was two. Over two hundred, Yes, So that's insane,
And tell me teach me that. And I mean, you know, granted I should be up on these things, obviously I should know them, but I feel like if this person can bring that to the table, then Billy Holliday brought it to the table. Let's not just don't know and bring it to the table on the Breakfast Club, and I don't know about ever seeing a clip like that on the Breakfast Club before, about the antel lynching laws. I feel like he is putting people onto ship and I do think that Dr Umar is a part of
him is good for society. So real quicker, I need to know. I'm gonna run down the list of like five people real quick, because if you're saying the doctor Umar necessity, I need to know if these five people also are. Don't stop me until I finish, Okay, Joscelyn Hernandez, Derreck Jackson, Kevin Samuel's, Steve Harvey, Wendy Williams, Charlemagne only based off of a couple of episodes ago. In our conversation, we have those five people that people do view our
either problematic or work against our community. Easy to go on this one. Dr Umar is always talking about the plight of black people. One Derrick Jackson is love and dating. Who cares to Kevin Samuel's we don't even talk about. I don't even I really don't discuss him. I find him to be null and void when it comes to being able to support black women. He's gross to me. Third um who did you say, Wendy Williams. Yep, she
was on there. Wendy Williams is gossip rag whatever. I think she's made great waves for black women in the space TV radio. But okay, Charlemagne puts black people on hires, black gives people a platform, right necessity? Um and dr Umar? Who is the fifth person, Kevin Samuels, Wendy Williams, like Derek Jackson, Charlemayne, you went through all them. Maybe dr Umar was the no you went to. You actually just did. I think you just do more twice, not anything about
it went, but you went through. Every time we watch him a meme or a clip, it is pro black. I do not see that with any of the other people you named. Every time thing not saying that they aren't pro black, or that Charlottegne doesn't isn't support of black people. But let's be fucking real here. That is Umar's brand. So guess who else's brand? That was Black Lives Matter? And look what they did with the funds. That's all I'm gonna say that. We also have someone
like you can't compare someone like Shaun King. He does speak for the plight and still has questionable acts. I would just say, I'm not saying that Dr umar doesn't have question, but obviously when he thinks about how like homosexuality is sexual interracial dating, his music is radical, and we need radical people in the world. We can't. There's no perfect man or woman out there too. But you're gonna tell me he doesn't help us. He's not out
here for us. I don't want him preaching again the thing that brought me here, like to sit here and and speak down upon like he celebrates black love in a very radical way, and he wants black men. He always talks about black men, specifically with interracial dating. And and again I watched him say, like, I don't hate Asians or white people or whatever. I just am that
much in support of my black people. And if you want to see black families grow and prosper and grow wealth within the black community, you do have to say, might be a little dr Umarish when it comes to black love. You just do maybe they wanted to come up. It does not really necessarily build more equity in black community things. I think keeping black love and generational wealth
goes way beyond just the household. Unfortunately, it has a lot more to do with systematic systemic oppression, like going to get a bank loan to buy a home that could be passed going of yeah, but guess what what whether my wife or whether my wife her husband is black or is black or not, the bank is what's going to keep my family from being able to build generational wealth because they're the ones not approving me for the loan. These corporations are. That's my that's my choice.
But I wouldn't be here without my white ass mama, fucking my Jamaican daddy. He's not denouncing mixed kids. He's just celebrating black people and we don't even believe we exist, or he don't acknowledge us. He doesn't like the half term. Well funk him with that. You call yourself a black woman, I do, but guess what I call But I also have a co host like Bridget who says that she is by racial she doesn't identify as one. But also the fact that a black man could sit here and
say how we can identify. Fuck you, you you don't get You don't get to say that either. I mean, here's where I agree with not on my outline. Guys, people get very choosy about their mixed girl and by racial bullshit. This is no shade of bridget at all out by the way, I'm just talking about people saying the mix right. Um, Shan Booty has been one someone I posted about a black woman something and they were like, oh, she don't call herself black. I'm like, Okay, no shape, but I
call sham black. However she self identitized is fine. I have used that word for her. I'm not asking people in the street what they calling themselves. You know what I'm saying, Like Shan represents a black woman to meet and strong black women is if she wants to say mix cool, say Bridge, I would call Bridgid a black girl, right. But I think with Dr Umar, he wants to show strength in numbers. And when you say you're a black woman much like you or I do, it does prove
strength in numbers. There is a lot of strength and saying this is a black woman show over we're a mixed girl show. It just is. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying, Like, because what we're doing for the culture, We've also had people in our own community tell us that we can't call ourselves blacks. Who wouldn't say that white people we know Dr Umar wouldn't acknowledge us what that's not true. He's saying we're not half like a right. So then I come in and they call the black man.
He like strong black woman, thank you for coming. And then one day I'm with my mama and he calling her a snow bunny. No, you gotta accept me and my mama. Yes, yes, she a cracker, but you take it about white people. I do to my mom too, So what the who cares? Because at the end of the day, you ain't go talk to about my mama. Only I could do that, bro, the same way you fun niggas they can't nobody else talk about, but you
could talk about them. And then when I be like, oh, but your nigga ain't ship, You're gonna be like, girl, don't you dare talking about my eight ship niggas? He ain't talking about Mandy Mama. When he's saying the snow bunnies, Heyma, snow bunny, he's just saying they ain't for me. Bro. I'm gonna be real with you. I am low key how much you're all. I love doctor, not much, your hotel a whole first step next. But it's fine. You're there,
you're taking a step towards the hotel. I know that he is very backwards as far as it comes to homosexuality, but unfortunately, like a lot of people that are like religious are that are we're not using the religion car anymore because has been rumored to have um be an abuser who like, there's a lot of ship about Malcolm
X that is terrible, right terrible. However, I'm not going to not say that he was not important for the black community and should be somebody who should be following in his steps and in a lot of his ways. I'm like that you really just threw Malcolm X out there like that because dr did you see that block and white picture? He was too fie for you to be talking about. I'm just saying X was fine. I
know he got Hello pussy. I know he this is claimed to be Muslim, but he was definitely getting the rest of They say they cheating and he was cheating on his wife. They said was so was Mr King. Okay, So what I'm saying is there's somebody about there's something about every leader right at the show that raids truth to be lgbt Q aligned. Can we not see here
and make an exception for homemophobic. Ask Dr Umar, this's is hard, bro, because this fighting present Hardamn bitch, he don't think all right, I don't agree with him on that ship. Let me pull out my phone because we're gonna get to the outline. Baby, welcome you all a horrible decision right now where we like to follow it out. We like donations. Let me go on no context, dr Umar. That's my favorite page. Bitch y'all ever been on no context? Dr Umar? Shit, my brother, Please, no white people in
my live. Remember when we said that he was quoting that, I wasn't quoting him. I don't be liking white people outside of my mama. So and even my mama could collar green is better than some black folks. So she had a little soul in the sounds like you and Dr m a line on some particular views there with the collar greenes no that you don't really like. I was like, who want to talk about collar green? Your
mom was so fun, dr Umar. My mom would not fun, dr Umar, because my mom likes niggers with accents from the Caribbean Western easy got abe, that's Africa my mom saying he got at my mom has pro created with a Haitian man and a Jamaican man, if that gives you any intel. He gotta look though, he looked like he war on kind of slide. He looks like he cannot cook. He looks like he cannot cook ox sails. So there's that. Anyways, guys, for our vanilla ship this week.
If you guys are just tuning in, um, our vanilla ship is kind of sucks in the news something adjacent. This week, We're gonna do relationships. Um, you know, because I'm in one or whatever. I'm with you. I'm I'm joining you. I am joining your little corny as laugh, I am joining up every episode. What Yes, So this week's vanilla Ship comes from Vice dot com UM and what they were doing good articles. They do really good articles. I guess well, I wasn't decisions anyway. I was about
to say, yeah, we was on him twice. UM. Anyways, this one is ironic because it's actually talking about keeping score in relationships. Now. It starts by saying that keeping score in relationships normally isn't healthy, um, and that you shouldn't because it's never going to be fifty fifty. However, a psychologist by the name of Jennifer ven zill Um. She is a therapist at the Mayo Clinic. Like Mayle names, I guess told Vice that some level you know, um.
She told Vice that some level of scorekeeping is just honestly standard human behavior. And in relationship therapy issues of equality and equity come up all of the time. She says that it's actually equity. Remember we were talking about that when we did our contract. Yeah, we that's never but bitch, that's what weight molding you. I just don't drop the po this quick. Uh. She said that it's actually normal for us to perceive differences and what we're
doing versus what our partners are doing. You very well, made doing more, you make you very well, maybe doing more than your partner. And in some cases, keeping score can ensure that you're getting the support you need and deserving the relationship, for example, in terms of perceived inequity if we're talking in straight since gender relationships, gender differences between household division of labor are huge historically now we talk about um essentially the patriarchy and the right I
do the dishes, you pay the bills. I think that right now with the modern day woman we're also working. However, there's still that perception that household chores, the dishes, the laundry, doing certain things around the home are woman tasks, and then the men just are supposed to provide in a way.
And this has let's do a lot of inequality and almost resentment to your partner, because if you're working your nine to five, your partner's working his nine to five, and then you're still expected to come home, clean, take care of the kids, because those are your roles in patriarchy, you can start to resent your partner solely because you are probably exuding. You feel more more of the sweat
equity in the relationship. Um. And so this article is actually saying it's not a bad idea to keep score. I wanted to ask you only because we've talked about two Yeah you do, yep, I know you think that we can argue, then I suck your dick. Then we are used and I make you an avocado toast. Were even, but but I know avocado toast as a makeup, right. Someone said, someone visited recently, you know I can't keep up with I can't And he was like, I was like,
and he was talk stopped. So I didn't make stop because she's really be sucking digger making avocado tolds to make up wear niggas. And then later that day I was then you want lunch? She was like yeah, I made like scallops and like little thing, and then I made a salad and he used to pick it through the salad. He was like, you just had to put is a healthy fat? I do, like, dude, I'll even do avocado smoothie. Those are good, okay, them is really
really good. It's giving help, especially when you add the light bubbles in it. And I don't do it. I got bubble the bubble tea. I'm talking about the bubbles. Okay, what is the problem. I don't know. It is the bubbles. People do get it. I get like an avocado smoothie now with the bubbles with like a cheese phone. You thought, what cheese? Oh my god, it's delicious. Y'all know I'm in Queen's now that cheese a cheese foam. Oh yeah,
I know. You like cheese in the smoothie on the avocado smoothie with the bubbles at the bottom and then there's a foam on top. When you drink it is a whole milk replacement, not a ship, just listening. I ain't gonna hold you. That's probably when I had shipped on my sheets that Oh my gosh, shot smoothie. It didn't probably want. My booty was running, but it was so good I couldn't help it, and I got it again. I just made sure my nigga wasn't coming over that night.
What's on something? No, A dick in your mouth is just wild to me. You drink avocado, you gotta bring it. It's a cheese foam, bring it on. Third, I don't think it's like real cheese. I mean, I don't know why they call it cheese foam. Maybe it's just milk, the same milk that's used to make cheese or something. Do you drink a real milk? No? Not on purpose, like I don't buy real milk, but like if I'm out and about and I eat something that's made with milk, oops,
like you don't you're not like doesn't taller? Oh I am, so I go directly on, but I am. Oh as soon as I'm like, this is not all man, i'd be bit. Let me tell you, I loving nut milk. Now, that's really like it's bush. I don't like milk, like, not like a cashew, not at the dick, because that's not that's nut milk. I'm such a cum slat, like it's sick. She loves she does, dude, you know, do
you know I've been starting to like it. But the thing is my man stays hard, so like he'll come all over my face and then we'll be going for a second round, and I'm like, baby, you gotta hurry up and come again, because now the whole side of my face it feels like concrete, the whole side of my face. Be like, babe, I can't move like a math, you know. But after a while, I'm you know, it's it's a little my way. What have you been doing? Honestly,
a little book tight nigga? That ship dry. My face is numb on one side, like it's literally like I've got one of them, like mun math. And it's like before we go to the third round, I have to wash my face. I was gonna act and I want to be too t m I. But how many, just how many blasts you take to the face until you're like no more. I've never had enough. And it's been like I'm not gonna lie. Well, you know I've come like ten times, and well my man has come ten
times in a morning. Um, I'm not gonna lie. I just say, switch it up, so come on my back, then come on my face. Then I'd be like inside me, please, inside, Why you do that? Because I just like but also I like to keep count of the of the nuts, so I like, I like further to be like a rotating thing, so I could be like, well he came on my ask twice, inside of me one and a half and then on my face three. Yeah. Yeah, this is all like one session. But I like this is
how I really keep counting. I like to be like, well you came here this many times, here, this many times, here, this many times? Does it get clear right? Like I've noticed like when dudes come over and over it gets a little clearer. Oh, it was so cute. The other day he came on pussy right and then we was just laying He had his little last dick right here, but there was still a little like a little bit coming at the hole. I say, oh, baby, I just
I liked it. I've been doing that too, looking up off this that I was like, oh, you're leaking really nasty, be like, oh can I clean you up? Because I'm a home but I'm also really nice, as really nice. Normally I get him like a worm wash cloth. Okay, the bitch. I was tired. I'd be like, baby, bitch, Kate, move, that's what I'm doing yoga. Now, I'm doing yoga. I'm doing bar like a hot rag, like you know when you get a massage and they have like the little
towel thing. How convenient. Oh, I was thinking about like when I get my I paid an extra ten dollars when I'm getting my little spot pedicure. Yeah, give me the hot stones, give me the hot rag. I need that on my cab. Y'all, ladies. Tip for you, because we're getting into our hor dirt. Tip for you, do not shave your legs the day that you're going to get a pedicure, because baby them things that they start rubbing on you when they do the bitch. I just I was shaving because I was like, oh my god,
I have to tell you the story. You gotta dude. Wait wait, according to my outline, I don't have time crazing. Go ahead saying, okay, bro, let me tell you guys, if you're a foot fetish freak, this is the thing you need to do. You would do this while you're whole. If you're watching on YouTube, you get to see weez these full feet. No, go ahead, all right, listen. This
ship like happened, like seriously was crazy. So I go every two weeks, I go to um My Nail place and New Yes, And I saw the same guy over and over right, and I was like, why is he always here? And he said through his mask in a little plastic barry kake. Last last week? He was like, didn't you get red last time? And I was like, He's like, I like the black because I do one ft black one ft white. He's like, didn't you get red last time? I was like, he knew the color, Mandy.
I realized he's just getting pedicures to fucking get his rocks off. Did you feel violated? Yes, because I didn't. He didn't pay for my pedicure. Did you tell him? No? But next time you look at my feet, nigga, I need you to cover my tap. I laughed when he said that, because did you tell him? Also? Now I'm violated? It no, because it didn't hit me until like after, but like now, I've seen him almost every time I go in there. How often do you go? Probably every
ten days? You get regular polish on yourselves? Yeah, I don't do because my nails girl a lout, because I take by itson. So if I get gel, it's still gonna show. Sorry. First off, I just really saw that that was a fetish. But just be burping on dicks, have you. I'm not going to real quick actually, speaking of on Patreon, here the Patreon drop, I'm gonna drop it. I don't know how I ended up in this. I'm not gonna lie. I've been falling down rabbit holes, bitch.
But that is like a thing. I know. There's throw up on dick, there's gagging on dick. There's a thing with burbs on porn hub. I'm gonna post it to the Patreon. I am going to get into porn sleepers on that honestly too. It's so weird. I'm meant to like right now super amateur so it's like webcam. I like amateur too, but it's like like webcam stuff I think is burping on a dick coming up during a great blow. No, that's what I'm saying. And I was like,
what first video burping burps on your dick? And that's on a dial dough really just want to hear burping during masturbation. We'll click on that. No, we're not going to do this is not No, no, we're not, and you can't play it. Don't play this. No, we could play the sound of the fact that WTF Media Studios doesn't have free YouTube. We just have to skip an act. This is ub I need you why need you do to have a porn Hub subscription? Wait? I gotta hear this,
but no, it's probably pussy farts. This probably doesn't count. No, it has to be asked. Oh my god, look David, turn it up. No, don't turn it up. We're not try it up. We're not gonna give voice this week. We're not doing this. We're not. What can't I hear it? I don't hear the burping. She just bitch, not the snake. But I just need to hear the burp. That's really all one I mean clearly is she is she gonna with a bur pat? I'm just hearing the farting. She farting so much if I paid for this that one
half off? Why Because there's no where's the bitch? Full six minutes only on her only fans. I mean that's fair, I guess. I mean, what's a girl on fart on toilet? No, we're not gonna do that. No, And oh my god, I didn't look at this. I love the point, like how they have a drop. I think it's fun. Is this all you gonna be picked up? Okay, she's constipated. He first of all. If anyone looks, oh, if anyone likes story, story, he's with it. If anyone likes the story,
this is the story right here. Oh my god, if you want to find it, it's girl fart on toilet. And I love that she got into narrative. You know what a method actress. Oh now she's wiping away the ship's well, we're done. Um, what a fun time, some great episode, you guys. I didn't really connect on ship. You know how We did an episode with Charlemagne on for fact sake, and he was supposed to leave at the forty five minute mark, and you know what kept
him going? What was the context? I can't remember. I forgot. It's just somehow and the episodees got New York and then next thing, you know what's ships? I mean maybe the ships. The streets be smelling like ship. I ain't gonna hold you whould we just walked down canal just the fish. Oh, there is a lot of sea. There's a lot of seafood sea markets down to you. Um, anyways, I want to get into real quick. Um. You know what,
Let's go ahead. We'll skip whole facts. We'll just get into the hor derb I didn't have a whole fact this week, but I'll say that for another episode. The hoard derb Um sex stip for this week is lick his lobes. This is a little trick to try out
during a passionate kiss. Started his lips, move your way around to his cheek and then over to his left ear below lightly on his lobes before nibbling, sucking, and licking them gently To increase the simulation, Gently move your way back to his lips and then make your way to the opposite ear. The ear lobes have hundreds of nerve endings and are considered by some as an orogenous zone. So flirty trick is near. So this forty trick is near guaranteed to give him a thrill due to the
ear sensitivity. Increase your partner's pleasure by being as slow and gentle as possible. The ear kissing session will certainly drive him crazy. I brought them up because I recently just told you guys about my I wasn't gonna bring up my man. It was just gonna be on the couch. Maybe that's why the couch has sustained. And that was just from him blowing in my ear. Oh you brought me back, bitch, I ain't gonna hold you. He must have saw the clip that Nigga tried to blow on
my ear the other morning. I say, because a bitch wanted to be in control, and I think he saw how uncontrollable I was, and I was like, we're not doing that this morning, sir. You have a dick in my ass, you have a dick in my pussy, you have one in my mouth. These are all toys, by the way, and you're just filling all my holes. And now you also want to make me come from my ear because she might she might have parted that damn Dilda out if you know what I was just saying.
I don't. I don't like the whole thing has an obsession with my ear lobes in the weirdest way. It's so annoying. Probably read the article. No, it's annoying. Why we have never laid next to each other, watched a movie, taken an airplane, driven in a car, done anything where we are alone where he doesn't start doing this. Oh, I rubbed my man's ears. He has to do this, and I think maybe he doesn't. I think he's just it's you know, but he doesn't do it to him.
He does it to mine. Then his sister when she came to Mexico. Oh my god, bitch. I was so mad because I was like, damn, I felt like I got cheated on it. We're laying watch the TV. She's watching him about my ears and she was like, you still do that, and I was like, oh, you thought you thought you were special. And then he literally will tell me take your earrings off. Take the earrings off, Take the earrings off. I'm like, oh, I mean, especially
because he did the same ship. Probably don't want your ear to get infected. Why would it get infected because he touches it. If he's rubbing it and the ship ain't like if it's an h and M area. It is so anoying first off, being your ear. Last, let me ask if basically trying to help you know, I kind of want to ask actually right now if if he if some part of it is sexual on on the show. I love that no one answered when you can't call him again? Double call bab, what's up? When
you touch my ear lobe? He's on a zoom call. He ain't gonna be answer. Bit damn. Anyway, we're gonna get it too, all global decision now? Will you texted me that? But he's on a zoom He's on a zoom call. You can't listen to an audio. I don't care about you bring I didn't. I was saying it to the phone, all right, So y'all if you have listened to horrible decisions over the years. Not only do you guys love the solo episodes, I think a lot
of that comes with our storytelling. So it's thry time. Okay. However, this bit of story to us, I mean, you think they're sick about there watching, But like, y'all gotta be tired of this, tired of who you? Because I gotta ni that they've been tired of me for the last six months. But man, they gave it. The first six months, they was like, this isn't gonna last. She's the hole. And then they're like, Okay, we're a year in and she's so happy. The jig is up. The jig is up.
So for this one, know, I wanted to bring out our imperfections. I wanted to talk about some embarrassing because this is what y'all love, this is what you love. You love for women to talk about how dumb we are, what you should ask niggas, and how we keep going back. So here we are. So for this one, the horrible decision for this week is why the fund did I put up with that? So I want right, I want us to get into any stories that we have regarding
three different topics. So as women, our deal breakers change over years. However, for this one, I wanted to talk about stories where we dealt with people and for whatever reason we say. And if you have a telling story, please share with audience so they can know we two are dumbass holes. This is the only way they feel connected to us. No, I wouldn't know you got cheated on two. I wouldn't know you give up the pussy to a nigger. That's undeserving too that I probably got
it by the time area. Yeah, oh are you so? For this one, let's start with let's start with the small leading up to the big. We're gonna start with eyes because niggas be lying. Wheezy. Can you recall a past relationship where you actually caught your partner lying? What were they lying about? And how do you know they were lying? Oh? My god, one time old day. So he has a hole gass friend. I don't think he's sucking her, but I just know she's like troubled, you
know what I mean in terms. I don't know what you mean when she she's a home girl that is only in the friend zone because he put her there, but she want to be more. I don't think she wants to be more, Like she likes to his homeboys, like she just she does a bird, but she's fine, Like I don't I don't mind her, but but I already see the vibe when I'm around, Like, I know, bitch, just like this, she is a bird now right now, when she's around, it's like seven am nights, it's drugs
all nights. Like she's just bad for business, right, So I told him it's someone's ontown, because you need to tell me. I was like, because I know when you be out with that whole you'd be acting a fool because she got ho ass friends, and you need to tell me if you wanted her hold as friends, because you'd be having me a friend of his bitch, and you can't be sucking her home ass friends when you know she'd be around us, like she came to Mexico
and was like staying by or whatever. Like she's cool, but I know her friends ain't shit, and he's her friend first, so of course you don't let him smash friends. So he's like, babe, why would I not tell you if she was around? Is this the girl that in the beginning came by the apartment. No, okay, he's never sucked her. Okay, this girl? So uh lies this nick ship. We're gonna be so mad. I told this story, but
I don't even So. It's a Tuesday night, and you know when you just know a niggline, he has a Tuesday night. Yes, he's built out in his own closet right now, this is you know, I'm an FBI. He's built out his own closet. So the acoustics in the closet are different. How do I know this Because I've been digging this nick almost three years and I know I know not you know the acoustics of this closet. It's because I've done drops in there for horrible decisions.
It's so I know the acoustics of your positive nig he is in the closet telling me he's in the bed going to bed, when I know he lied because the soundproofing is totally different. Right. Maybe maybe he's a wife signal, so I'm like, you're going to be okay, and it sounds so sound true because I've had to do like horrible decisionship in it. Maybe he closed his window. He's a liar. So I know she in town because I didn't see it on her story and I was like, damn, Now,
it's not like I'm stalking. We're friends, but you're still set it for I see her story. She's just saying he's acoustics was different. Let me check her story. A restaurant in Brooklyn when your whole ask be fucking niggas in the city because you ho win and you're trying to get my nigga to go home and go out to these litt underground parties with you and bitch, you'll be playing so Jesus. So basically, she uh, okay, I said, I know he lies, so let me wait until I
need to do something. He's like, Babe, I'm just so tired. Mind ten thirty. I know the clubs don't start eleven thirty. So I was like, okay, babe, night girl, why I click on her story? I see a plant in the background, and I knew it was his plan. I said, how do you knowing the plants? Bitch? Bitch, what do you that's my nigga. We all have plants. Now know I've been there when the plant. I know the lighting in the apartment. So I said, okay, now he already got
a lick cribs. Everybody want to come get drunk there. I know how it goes. So then I face timing. He don't answer. I was okay, he's gonna be funny. Then I face time this bitch I'll never call her. Then he calls me back talking about babe guests who stopped by. Nigga, I know your motherfucking lie? Did she popped in? How had my hair? Girl? No, fuck you, that's exactly what I said, bitch you line. I said, you need to go back in your closet and talk to me. That's where you like to go, you know.
He was like, I don't even know where you're acting like this. I was going to sleep, and then suddenly she came by, and now we're just gonna go in the background to other little how ass friends. I said, I'm doing the ship with you. But at the same time, I love when he started to lie, because then I feel less bad about my whole ship. And at the same time, like, you know, he ain't going nowhere, but what comes with a lot a great setup. There's a lot of things on my wish list, and he knows
product bags St. Laurent. I'm not mad whatever it is, and frankly, you know, I don't want to purchase it, even though I can. Man, this is a very fucked up thing. Ladies. I am not telling you by any means you should accept gifts in exchange for pain? Am I really A putty? Would say you can't? But yeah, but I'm saying like, am I really mad? No? Wheezy
said I would rather cry in a rose voice. No, No, you didn't, like that's really what you're saying what That's what you're saying at this very moment, is that if you're gonna cry, you want to product, bag and exchange. That is what you're saying. That you're saying that because he didn't get scared to tell me about sucking at all, because that's where we're open about. He gets scared of the guests drinking at his He gets scared to tell me what I've noticed. He doesn't like to tell me things.
And he's learned to be more open. And this is a while ago, but he's learned to be more open now about things that he feels like we'll make him look bad. He does not like to be truthful about things that will make him look back. And it's never sex. He'll tell me when he's sucking. I'll tell me when he needs a bush out of town. He might send me her Instagram. He's great with that. He cannot do it when it's something that will make him look like
he's less than and he knows. Hanging with some young ass fucking bird bitch on a Tuesday night when you gotta work don't make fucking sense, bro, because I'm gonna tell you you're a girln ask forty three year old man, tell the bitch another time? Why are you doing this? Like that's how I talk? And so of course he wasn't gonna tell me, and so you know, anyway, that was a line asked naked that I put up with. But I love to hold my pussy out while I
getting things I want. I love. This is my outline because we're just gonna go to the next one and we see. I hope you have another story because that was great. Um, you know what, let's go. And by the way, you can be as shady as you want. I told that story because I really don't give a damn. Oh, you know, we don't give a funk about what fans have to say about our relationships anymore. That's why you used to. But now I'm just like, I don't. Um, they're just mad that I'm so happy. UM. So here
is another one. What are you looking for? But it's okay, I'll drink water. I should drink um. So the next one I actually have a story about. Um. This one is staying with a man after you found out that he fucked your friend. I wanted to know if you had a story about that. If you do not, I do, and I want to take this back to the era of black Berry. But but staying with a man that means he's your man and fucked her. No, I'm talking about the nigga that I was super duper in love with.
I wanted to act like I've talked about him on here here Jordan's I'll say his name. I'm so bitch my homegirl that used to do porn and he has to the one you can't stand. No, he never sucked her, but he wanted to act like he didn't know me and this girl were friend. You don't know the girl. She she wasn't white. No, he you saw his type. He likes thick bitches with ass um and it was just like, and I found out she was sucking him because back then he played for the Lakers. Did she
know that, y'all were? So here's the thing, when you're friends with her as friends, they don't really know which niggas you really like because you're sucking a lot of niggas anyway. So I feel like when you're you're like, I really liked this nigga even though I was getting fleut out by like four or five other niggas. That was the nigga I really and when I was like, oh a bit a year in l A and so I called him out because he acted like he ain't know we was friends. But I was like, you follow
both of us on BBM. Both of our abbeys was with each other, and we'd be talking to each other through our BBM note like each other on BBM, and I'm like, you're not gonna act like you ain't know we wasn't friends. We're in pictures together. He wanted to act like mad people take pictures together, sir, you knew we knew each other. We hang out. She's been in my home and she got flew up by him. It was on my home, on my home, even though I mean it was a shared because I had roommates at
the time. But what's crazy is this wasn't the only friend he fucked. He sucked probably like two or three other friends. And these was not threesomes. This was just he was a hoass nigga and he just sucked a lot of my friends near me. It's like, what are you finding in my life? Page right? And guess what? Like a dummy. I still loved that nigga up in till a year or two ago. I think the last the last time I really talked to him and was
fed up was that Shirley Hello, this is Shirley Patreon episode. Yeah, so, if y'all really want to hear the ts to how yours? Is that episode and the one where the dude, we're not gonna We're not going to let me wait for the Honestly, no, I was so poor. I went on a date with this guy. He was cute. The ex girlfriend showed up the college students struggling, and I was ready, like, oh nah, this is messy. I went to call it uber.
It was sixty dollars, so I waited until the ex girl for left and I said, you need to take me home now of us and she wrote one of us? Like no, she wrote me the decision she wrote me it was like did he pay for that? SUSI? When you all went out? And I said, do I look like a bitch? That ain't painful? Date? Puss the home? I mean I didn't have the money to pay from uber home, which is why I waited for you to leave so you could take me. Hump, But those now
she was part of freaking. Her name was Stephanie hephoni. Remember I thought it was head for me. Wait what I call this step you call it he for me? What you call her Stephanie? I call her headphonie. I thought it was happoni head like she gives me hephoni, not heavy for me. Let me talk, Okay, last one. Actually, you know what, Let's just get into the game, bro because we know I'm good for well, let's share that story. Why don't wait? When have you dealt with a broke
nigga and continue to deal with him? Because I will tell you, guys, go back and search fella in bay on this episode. I was really he was fine, but I really like, what's crazy is I'm so glad I met him at the time I met him because I was an account in I just started seeing real money that nigga probably could have got moved in At the money I'm making now, I would have been good, but I would have deserved so much more. So I'm glad that I have who I have now. But I want
you to share because I wanted. I want you to share because right now you've got money, you got options, and it's like you're choosing to deal with the brokenness, and I need people to like, really like because you you didn't love on one of the niggas you really loved because he was broke and we had to cut it out because you really liked him, and you were like, oh my god, don't let the world know he's broken. That's why he's not my boyfriend him now. But I
have to be really grateful for that. Technically, if I wouldn't have sucked him and I wouldn't have shut up at that bar. Friend, Wait, did you know friends? They're not friends friends enough? What are friends enough? Dave Blink wants of yes, twice of no. Okay. When I met him hospital dick, Oh, I see, I wasn't gonna say his day now. Okay, he wasn't broke. This is how
you know. She's like, I will talk to about you now, actually because you wanted to say because now I realized how like funked up a lot of ship was one. I don't know if anyone's ever loved me like that. He's a really great man, cool, but he wasn't broke. He just wasn't at the same level as me. By level, I mean like a lot of the things that I would want to do may have put him in a weird position, and our lives just didn't match as much. I need to travel, I need to move if I
want to go here. I had a felon he couldn't even go to Canada if I wanted to go to Toronto. But like I'm the type, like even when we were touring, right, like I want to like you can't you're working or something. They came to the tour No, but like I meant, not just New York. That's what came to one too. He came to Caroline, but I wasn't working. A man. I didn't see him. Then done been what this man looks like? I'll show you together. So we got a lot. Oh wait, let's call it a little day back. Oh
he's done. Let's see let's see this ear lobes. Shit, we don't. You don't need to put a hat on, okay, because no one is looking at you, sir. I just came from outside anyway. We was just talking about he wasn't ship. But really, the question is, Mandy had a horrid derve tip about ear lobes, and you are ridiculous when it comes to my ear lobes. Is that for you or is that something that you do because you believe it to be comfortable to her? What is your
obsession with the earlobe? It's for me. I've been doing it since I was a kid. He didn't like it was a kid. Hold on, that was getting uncomfortable. Wait, you did get hard when you rub her ear. Low definitely doesn't get what happens. Relaxing comfort thing. It's like a yoga thing or something meditation. It feels good. Yeah, it feels good to me. Did you lose weight? Your face looks slimmer, the beard is down. Okay, but so, but did you used to do it with like every
bitch was with? No? Actually, so why your sister said that? Yes she did? She said nope. Actually we just so you know, we just out here and said she actually fucking hates when you touch her because sometimes you'll be going too hard. You'll be pulling like like dog. Last night last night, I was like yo, please, you know, and like a dude bites your nipple and you like it, but it's like whoa relax, Yeah that was hard. Put him back on the mike. That's how you be with
the ear. I'm sorry, so other girls don't like it now most you have tried it, Yeah, but you you enjoy it. She just said she didn't, so she likes a year later. Oh babe, she lied to you. She told me before she'd be lying just apparently like you. We just talked about how you'd be lying, all right, by white lies and they were white women, by white You let him run the town with a Karen. Wow, what is she? She's like she white? That's okay, so
real quick, Oh broke broke broken. Here's the issue. Because the Dick was so good and because he was so good at like showing up an other are he is, like he would fix things around my house, like there ain't one thing I'll built. If this studio while I was still sucking hospital, Dick, we would have been opened months ago. Amazing you were dating Dick and task private. Okay, but here's the issue. He constantly made me feel like my money and whether he could acknowledge it or not,
my money was an issue. Like he would tell me things like I can't compete with you, and then he was saying to me like I remember when I was starting to get a show or TV show. We're just talking about it, right. This has been the works for a long time. I've been working in TV. He I was like, you know, you get contracted for seasons. No, you need to buy yourself out. You're not gonna be pregnant doing TV. You can't be pregnant on tour. You can't do this. Like I need to be with you,
We need to be together. And that might be cool for someone else, but it's not cool for me. And he was just really intense, and it's like you had to sign a prenup with that nigger. He sounded like he was trying to get something. He wanted nothing from me. He wanted me, wanted to seem like he was sadman so that he could collect your coin. No, he didn't want me to work as hard, Like he didn't want me to do start jobs because he wanted to be with me and he thought his job was going to
take care of you. That's how I felt, but I could never admit it, Like I could never admit it, bro. But sometimes like we would have conversations about like the life we would want and like you know, building things together in black generational wealth. And I'd be like, nig but you want me to work, But like, who's gonna get there faster. And I didn't mind that you don't
own the place you work at. I'm just saying, like, I just think that the expectations that I mean, it's weird because I mean me and me and my man have that conversation. Now he's much older, and so the type of women he's dated before me, we're more I guess traditional. And so when he sees he comes over and I'm fulfilling orders, I'm doing customer service. I'm making plans with you, I said, I gotta call it a lawyer.
I'm dealing with networkship. I'm I'm doing our outlines. This is also new for him to see a woman in the space. And what's crazy too is even the way I spend as different from him. Like it was snow one day and I on my Gucci and he was like, it is snowing and you ring three shoes. I said that and he three hunting. No do they slides? And when even the amount? So for me, the only reason I don't know, no, not even the amount. I got so drunk at the pool party, uh Labor Day weekend.
I get really drunk and I have to tell everyone I'm with Hey when I get drunk, if I buy the whole table shots, it's time to go. I was at this pool party with Bridget hurt Nigger. I got so drunk I ordered a surfboard of sixty shots. I don't know how much. Was yeah, okay, no, my mommy was like. My man was like, did you just see what you just signed? What are you like? He was so upset that I spent that much money on just shots. Okay, truth be told, yes, but but thought hunting shots. I'm
not gonna lie, you know what it? I mean, it was cool, but he was likest. He needs to have discussions before we go out because this he he hated that I spend that money because she wants to be something, but that's also something he wouldn't spend money on. And you have to be realistic. We talk all the time about material things too. There's money that Wheezy may spend money on that all look like, oh bitch, hell nah, I'll take my fashion nova like she'll spend three hundred
dollars on jeans. But what the way these guys are. I'm a bus ride out of you fucking where the most expensive shoes shoes? But that's where I spend my money, you'll spend it on jeans. But when you date someone who's not materialistic at all, they're like, I could see where you could put this money on. This is interesting or interialistic. Like I think that's that's a really good point. There's something I get along with over really well, because
we're both materialistic bitches. Now. The difference I think with Hospital Dick is he would like be over the top of about how I don't need this, I don't need that now updated niggas that make less money than me, and I'd be like, what do you think about this? Oh, that ship is fired right, Like get this or what about this? Or check out this store? Like even if
they ain't spending that bread, they know about it. For me, when I was buying my watch, granted old bays got some watches like that, and I was talking to him about it with him but another nigger that I hate him up and he was like, yo, I just looked into it. You have to get this. You have to get that. Maybe you don't own a role lex, but ship you're lit enough to where like I could talk to that about you and my money doesn't make you
uncomfortable that's the one thing with a broke nigga. Everything ortable, well, everything that that happens makes them uncomfortable and inferior. And in a in a in an era where black women, specifically our boss as bitches, and and every every fucking homegirl that I have now is trying to try to make a business, whether it be e commerce, whether it be a platform like this, whether it be a service
to sell. Every woman that I know wants to do so much with with themselves that it intipidates the men that are just cool doing nothing or cool making just they're nine to five. Either I could be happy making this money that I make forever, and you were like, ill, I don't think it's enough now? How inflation? What do you think it's gonna look like in five years? I mean about I think that what I'm attracted to is people, not even men that want more. Actually, Brianda, I went
shopping with her. I didn't want to because she was like, I don't have money for this or that and um, and she was saying it while we were like on air. So I'm not like trying to call her out or anything, but I knew I had to do something real shopping and I was like, bro, I hate to do that in front of people, and you and I just had a conversation about how niggas do that, and we were in so Ho just leaving the studio. She was like, weezy,
I want to go. I need to see this. I need to get inspired because I know I'm gonna be rich, so I'm just getting ready for it. And she was so adorable and so cute, and every time she talks, she just talking to her future self. We go into the real real, right, which is if anyone's never heard of it, they sell like love the real Real. So we're in there and I pick up something it's like three hundred bucks, and she was like, I am so ready to be buying my and my three hundred all this.
And she knows it's going to happen to her because when I get this, like that's how she speaks, that is not broke. Shoot well, but then you're man ain't
and you're ready for your growth. And I love but for men, for the men listening, and when we say broken niggas, I know it's like a blanket general statement, but for women, and I think you and I are saying the same thing when it comes to defining someone as someone who's broke, it's someone who may be content and what they're making and we see more for them
that maybe they don't see for themselves. And if you're just content and don't want to grow and don't want to make more, that's where it's just like I know that I'm going to outgrow you. There's no there's no aspiration, there's no motivation, and like, yeah, how are we going to grow together? If you're just good where you're at, everybody could be the best version of themselves. Facts. I agree.
So instead of um, instead of homemail, I have a quick game, all right, since we're being toxic here, it's a would you rather? And I want to run it down quickly and if you have an explanation, please add? Okay you ready? No, would you rather data man with two kids and two baby mamas or a man with five kids and one baby mama? Two kids, two baby mamas? I think only because five kids is a lot of we were getting married. That's a lot about additional income.
I think that if you're in your forties, two baby mama isn't crazy, Oh it's not. You never had to deal with baby moms I have, but like I mean, you're gonna have a new relationship, but now you're dealing with two women in stet of one. Yeah, but five kids is a lot of work. Okay, Okay, two kids is easy. We could do our Saturday, we can do our fland. Bringing babies over at a weekend, it's curry. I feel like I'm I would be actually five kids, one baby mama, then two kids to baby Also think
that for baby mamas. And I have to know, like, I'm not scared of women and baby mama relationships. Those are your kids. I want to be respectful as I can. I'm gonna work on your pace. Like I think it's very unfair when you're rushing a man to meet his kids. Like to me, it's not what he would do as a father. It's the women. So that's why you know what I mean. I have no gripes over kids or being a stepmother, but to deal with two grown ass adult women, hello what I have no gripes of being
a stepmother, which I'm thirty now, might I've changed? I'm not twenty flying out to NBA players anymore. I will be a stepmother. Okay, Hi, next One, since we were talking about Brokey's um, would you rather here we got this is death though, would you rather data man with a hundred k in student loan debt or twenty k in unpaid child support student London? I'm I'm with you there, I'm with you there. One. It might be forgivable, but too forgivable to me that you're not doing anything for
you your kids. Okay, same okay? Uh Two, And this goes to maybe your current lover. Would you rather data man who lives with his mom or data man who lives with two roommates? First of all, that wasn't convident, but I will say none of the nigs I'm currently live with their mom or anything fucking at this point in time. I did meet somebody who is fine as hell and told me he lived with his mom, and he was He said that in the first two minutes of us having drinks and you still had a second drink.
But it was just kind of funny how he said it, and he was like, no, this is bad, so we gotta go to your house. That's what you did him. Yet there isn't yet. I don't know anything from him but his penis he's local um, and then what was the other one? Two roommates or two roommates. Yeah, well I'd rather two roommates. Okay, but I'm still last one, the last one before we get out of here. Would you rather data man who constantly cheats or data man who constantly asks you for money? You see how I
went down. I was gonna say anything but cheats. So you would want a man who constantly I guess I meant anything but cheats? With that? Which one? What's the money for? He's asking you for money for survival at this point? For money it could be for baby, really want these shoes, or Babe, I really need to pay this bill, or babe, you won't be able to talk to me if you don't pay. I hate cheaters like I can. I really can't handle it. I have to have a real thing about to see. However, let's say
he maybe lives in I don't know, Jamaica. We got a night of day fiance situation. Here you go. You see how she take it to the extreme. It was do you want a cheater or a broke nigga? And here she go, Well, technically, if he lives here on a visa and have to go back to this country. Maybe he can't get a job. Maybe that was that was the problem with Felling Bay. You know what I mean? And how good is he sucking made? I would say, you would pay some bills, you would pay for dick,
so you cool? Wouldn't you having to pay for a nigga over a nigga cheating on you like he ain't my nigga. But I'll throw nigga some money. I understand you would throw nigga money that isn't your nigga. I'm not gonna be with a nigga that needs me for money. You won't know until he laid a good down. Did he go mine? My man? I can't be the man that needs me to survive. But if I'm sucking, like let's say the dude to lud his mom, He asked me unt it all those and he mean you think
I ain't gonna give it to all? Honestly, you just throw a hunt all it's cool? Three fifty? How long I've been sucking up? Seven honey? How long? She said? What if it's bombs? Fus thoughts she's thinking about it? Always asked me a trick as a bit. I say that because I'd give my friends money in a heartbeat if they need me, you know, Like now, I'm at a different point in my life where I can't help you. Granted, I do have to pay out everybody in this room first,
but I'm gonna help you when I can. I do believe that we should do that for our friends. Now, are my friends sucking me? No? So maybe you should have a different proof. I'm just saying that's fair. I see you. Would you cheat or money? Yeah that's great? Yeah, what about you? As long as he ain't having a baby or bringing back as TV cheat on me, I can't give you no money. The fuck. I will buy you a surfboard. Shots in a group of people. The
sixty were not just for him? How many shots sixty? Tequila? Regular tequila? I'm sure it was house. Oh my god, that's crazy for five house if you think about it. Ten I was a shot we had for free. Okay, I know it still looked like a cold. I was drunk. How many shots sixty? Let me do the math. I just did the math. No, no, you see what I mean. I want to include gratuity. You're not doing that, so probably another hunt it? So six hunt it I can't do it anyway, don math Anyways, guys, before we get
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podcast What's Her Facts Sake? Every Tuesday and tonight at eleven pm check out Sex Cells Unfused. You don't know who the guests is yet, right, how that's all set up? And niggas ain't telling me some day I hate this all right? Well, well, I think it's because like editing, they want to like kind of how it's flowing, and you know, and guests, it depends you could share those some of the guests that they can look forward things I can show in the trailer so far, so it
is j one guest. I don't know if they've seen her yet. Oh she was I think one of our biggest guests. Okay, first episode, you've seen my mom do phone sex and drop grapes in the water with ship. That was fun your mom doing phone sex on camera? Well she like you like? Well, the fact that my mom had no idea what she was doing was so funny. And then I handed her lingerie and it was just adorable. Mama Juli about that being the first episode, it was the first scene shot, by the way, I want you
to know, I don't think I'm a hater. I'm saying I don't know because we've recorded this last month, so that's why I don't know. That's why I don't know what the episodes it to be the first scene shot, because you know, you get your groove in the middle of it. Some of your trailer, Fused was like, this is episode one has to be so young Ammy is in the same episode, but oh no, sorry, Mistress Marley is um. By the way, we took the assistant literally the p A that was given by Fuse because she
was like talking about how she beats men up. I was like, where is he at? Britianim over and I got him on the floor a white man. Now, the assistant, why didn't you bring one of the white men that Mistress Marley's we didn't have any white men on? Said it was a all black and Latino crew. She should have brought one of them white men to be embarrassed on TV, because that's what I would have looked forward to. It was very difficult because we had to run background
checks on the stubs. You go to sign all kinds of ships, so it's kind of hard. They didn't want to give their info up. That was actually the issue. Um, I would have loved it. And then even with a mask, I was surprised we still couldn't do it. But now, but anyway, I got on the floor for her, and so did our sister Marlow. So that was great and he damn sure he was all the way into back game coffees. I'll be right there. Um well, y'all check that out tonight if you're tuning in to us on Monday.
If not, check out sex Cells on Fuse. Check out for facts Sake, check out See the thing Is, check out periods this, and make sure you guys visit official box on the dot com. We are going to leave you guys with a five minute bonus clip from one of our bonus episodes. Again. Over on Patreon, we have the w d vlog going on. We have March exclusive to Patreon. We have bonus content. Um, I give porn sleepers. I don't know if I'm gonna include purple and fart ones,
but possibly because why not. This is what we're bringing up on the show. So going over to patreon dot com back slash horrible to sit Asians, you get the vlog if you are a top tier patron at the twenty dollar tier, and then you get all of the episodes and everything else at as low as five dollars a month. Uh So, stay tuned, listen to that this has been you had another episode of Harry bled. This is your bit inside because y'all know that bitch say fuck is she? Uh? It was her fault. We can't
deny or confirm that. But what I can tell you is no, I would not have three some pregnant only because I just don't want any energy, like additional energy. I wouldn't be I'd want to be monogamous, so your baby would take the energy of the third person. I just don't want. I just need to keep myself healthy, like I don't want to put myself at risk to other partners and keep my baby safe. But a but a woman, you'll be eating pussy. That ain't got nothing to do with your pussy or your root canal or
whatever it's down there in the baby part. I can't it is it's the canal for your baby, and the root canal Mandy, it's a rule. Did the baby go through? That's a rut? Yep, So our homemail this week Molly relationship invite but married to someone else. This is long, but hopefully it's good. Hey. Oh, by the way, there was a white girl that came up to me a Melrose trading post and she like comes up to me and she goes, oh my god, wheezy, I love you guys so much. She's like, I sent in a homemail.
I'm one of your seven but you and I was like, oh, do we give you good advice? She was like, well, you and Mandy didn't really you read it, but she didn't really give me advice. But it's okay, it's totally fine. Wait, we don't be giving advice when we read homema. We'd probably just be talking ship. Oh because she really I was like, well, what what advice did he give? What homemild you? She's like, he didn't really get to It's bad she was twenty two years old. Oh she really
needed an advice. Well, sorry, okay, hey, ho. First, I gotta say I love you both so much and I love the podcast and there's not a single person I run into and don't tell them about it. This is kind of long and maybe hard to follow, but I'm gonna try my best to condense it. A long one, you know I can't never follow. It's not that bad because it might be juicy. The title was good. Part one The Husband, So I wanted to get some advice
about a situation I'm in currently. I've been married to my husband four years and lately the vibe been off. We've been arguing so much lately, and we spend no time together and he doesn't take me out. I've been depressed and just haven't been in the mood for sex. Now. I love him to death and we've had our good times, but the relationship isn't the same. I work two jobs. I'm in school. He worked sixty hours a week. There's
no time for each other. We've been unkind, neither of us feel like we're benefiting, and we've recently got into a huge argument and it send it up ended up into a long text, real ghetto about how we should break up. Now we're on a break. So Part two The Polly and Right. Three to four months ago, I got a new job, and as soon as I got there, I had a feeling like it was going to change my life. And then I met a guy. They're so fine, but I never gave him this time a day because
I was married. He's spiritual, and in the last two years I've become more in two with my spirituality and when I met him, I instantly knew his tea and there was an instant connection like undeniable. I mean, the energy we share is unbelievable. So fast forward to the present when me and him, when me and my husband to take a break, the dude and I started talking more and more. I asked him, just to bait him,
if him and his girl were also spiritual. He said yes, and I said, so basically I should have married someone who was also spiritual. He said him and his girl are Polly and told me he has two sister wives, and I thought the convo would end there, but then he basically shot his shot, bitch. He said, when I was done, like completely done with my situation, to HOLLI at him and his sister wives and basically laid out
with the relationship could be. And I was so shocked, but not turned off because I've never been against the lifestyle. My husband and I are in a space where we still live together, but we sleep separately. We are trying to work out our personal ship. So now the guy and me been exchanging pat crazy, passionate energy like I'm scared to fund because bitch, give big dick energy out of the world. And if he's so intelligent girl, and I can't even handle this, And he keeps saying things
like we're gonna get together soon. You can meet your sisters. Girl. I finally broke down, gave him my number, texted me when he was free, and I told him when it worked to pick a date and we could link. He basically told me he'll give me the details. He's trying to surprise me with something, and I'm so intrigued. My husband is nothing like this. He's absolutely against my spiritual belief and the dude got me all in. I'm not sure I feel about sister wives, but I don't know
where my relationship is going. There so much Gil, please give me advice. I'm sorry this was long and unorganized, but I really need help. I love you both so much. It had no period. What is what is the help asking for? Is she asking whether she should become a sister wife or go back to her relationship I'm confused
with what she's asking. I think she is going to be so fucked up if she starts working with this nigga who has a healthy relationship with his other wives, because i'ming jealous that her husband can't give her that, and then let's just say she falls all into that, then she'll start not being able to handle coming to second or third. Then it's gonna be a whole thing. And he's fine, and he got a big dick. Possibly,
so she just is excited about it. And it's also super easy to get excited about it because she's going through something with her husband.