Ep 219: Ain't No Outline Bih

what Haitian hati English Haitian is. When you're from Miami, yours though your head, your hair is like not dreadlocked, it like sticks together in a very Kodak blackish way. That's just Miami baby African. Don't do that. It don't be only Haitians with the dreads anything. Those not all. No, that's that'd be regular, like just regular niggas with dreads like that. It's a Miami culture thing, not a Haitian thing. I don't think so. But anyway, though, damn, this show

is so ghetto. It's it's not Joscelyn's Cabaret Gatto. Mike Hey, Jocelyn asked to come on the Joslin is making we might have to say money for network. I never thought I would pay for it, but did you see the white bitch that got her ask beat and she was like, I could do it again time. I'll take the ass beating bit. You just got beat beat up three times.

You guys remember the abortion double homicide clip. This is my favorite thing Johnson has ever said on the show, and this is what made me buy zeus one moment. Here we go. This is Jocelyn getting a lap dance. For those of you who can't watch today, Sandy Beach just got it, imbord you and she probably not busy right in front of my favor I was like, what blood clock's gonna come out of there? Jack Napkin. She not say that. That's not gonna come out of that bit.

I ain't got no knacking. She did not say that, dude, but she is curry on the show. I know we don't do zoom guests, but we have to approve that request. Oh my god, because you know miss Wendy we yes, no, you know what, she had some valid points there she did and people are like, oh, she's cracked out, coked out.

I'm sorry, I don't think that. My thing, and my thing is Wendy B. Shady, But you're also still needed that look So if you didn't like anything that weezy not weezy that Wendy Williams does for you to still go on to promote your show on her platform. No, you need media as much as media needs you sometimes. So what she went on on the Wendy Williams Show doing her press run for Jocelyn's Cabaret when it was airing.

So but then she spent like six minutes telling Wendy that she's not nice to black women and she should be nicer because she came from the gutter and she should go on the Breakfast Club to hell off Charlemagne all the time. But do you know how many people also refused to go on the Breakfast Club as well because of how they feel like it doesn't do anything for black artists and they talk down on black women.

Are black artists, So to me, if you want to make a stance, don't show up because now you still using her while you're sitting here trying a dog her. So you will say that about the Breakfast Club because like they're gonna talk to that's their job. But how many fucking people but they have been uploaded by the slop is Wendy Williams. I agree to be fair, So that's what I'm saying. Key wrong too, And I'm gonna be real. I love Kiki and Wendy was that was

I hated watching that. I mean, I mean, she's means she's Nancy. But people have said that same thing to Charlemagne, to envy and you and I love Charlemagne. So I mean it's it's their job. And at the same time, America's sweetheart, well, if you're if you're as who's the white America's sweetheart? Jennifer Anison, Keky Palmers, are is Jennifer Jennifer? Now google it? Who's America's like white sweetheart once Miley dropped twenty three? No, no white American cared for Miley anymore.

No girl, just because she was I legally blind. I just like her. First of all, what's the criteria for America's what is American sweetheart? American? Look, I don't know, Hillary Duff. I'll give you that's a good one. No, those are years back right now? You mean, yeah, you think I know current people, bro, I'm right now? Who is currently lively? Maybe so apparently, Yeah, America's Sweetheart eighteen

was Julia Roberts. She likes seventy well. I vote for Kiki as black America's sweetheart, and white people no Kiki too. Kiki Palmer is America's sweetheart, and no Kiki Palmer slander I think should ever be tolerated. And to come from Wendy's mouth like how again, it's not surprising, but Wendy has what I guarantee, but I guarantee you with the treatment. If Kicky comes out with a movie tomorrow and it's on her press run, she will choose against probably sitting

with Wendy again. That is my point. If you don't like what the people said, which is why Meg didn't go, But that's what I'm saying. So Joscelyn girl, you still need Wendy. So don't come on talking about you don't respect Da Da da because it's the use Miss Wendy Willias Williams. You're getting close. She had I have the number one show in America, Miss Wendy, but she didn't know you have it on Zeus. That's the fact that she didn't even know girls on Zeus and I real quick,

and do you know one person that has Zeus? Because I don't know I don't yet. I want Oh I never heard of Zeus before this before I know if they have. They bought her season one for we TV. Yeah, and I know be Simone front of the show. She had a show on that she a dating show, actually trying to find love. So having some shows go TV. Okay, so now we got so you have the abortions w talking. I mean, you're you're nailing it though. I feel when you have blood clock were blood after your abortion? Yeah,

we can't talk about our abortion. I yeah, you know what you did. I don't really remember. I'm sorry. It was so long ago. Who is this? I was sorry? I know I was about to think that. I know. I think everything was normal, really, I think. But I had to pill. That's why. Oh yeah no, not me. My ship was crazy. I call the hot line. It's trying the pot forces you to miscarry. Yeah. I went and they gave me a little pill to go to sleep, and then they put a little tool up down and

sucked it right out. Okay, but it was only like a dit like. Of course, they try to make you feel bad, so they did the sonogram. They make you feel bad when you make you too bad for doing an abortion. Wait, wait, can we not talk about this? What's so red? Quick? They make you do the little sonogram and they'd be like, here's what your baby looks like before they take it. We can't they show it to you. And I was like, I was just that's how she knew she had twins. Oh, what's the girl

on Johnson's Cabaret? No, they do they show you the sonogram? No? I was serious. They I was like, bitch head on twins. Bitch, it was a ballpoint pen what I was gonna say? No, but morial weekends coming and people maybe having to get into well good, we're letting them know that, Hey, if you're gonna get vaccinated and you're already getting shots, get something, get a depot and something. Bitch, I don't know, because that's really I feel like a lot of people are

don't get pregnant this summer. A lot of people got pregnant over the last year in quarantine. What do you mean, bitch? Everybody? I popped out? Goddamn about now? You you know what I'm saying, a lot of people are going through dry spells too. A lot of people wasn't a lot of people who wasn't sucking you know, can I tell you review, like, I'm tired of the perfect sex people have imperfectly, you know what I mean? And they are so mad that I in my in my thirty years and orgasming with

a man that I actually like. Here's the thing they just loved. Do you think do you think we got mad comments about seven? No, they loved the fact that I was just sucking a nigga I ain't really like, didn't care for, but it was good sex. People felt like they could relate to just fucking niggas with good dick. But we don't want nothing else now that I have a good dick given niggas that actually hangs up stuff on my walls. Now, in her defense, she says, you know,

she just feels like everything can't be perfect. So you do us a favor and tell us about one imperfect sex with the imperfect sex time had to do with me. My boothole wasn't clean all the way. And then I had to change the sheets because he were playing with butt plugs and all these type of ships and literally the ships was on the sheets. But he's so but also he's amazing. He was just like, maybe it's okay, and he took the sheet off and then we just

laid on the fitted sheet for to night. Bro because if you want to know about imperfect sex but still he's perfect. She getting dry? Maybe there maybe but I used loop, I mean, maybe something goes on. She was like, no, bit I had to ship. I mean I didn't have to ship, but not it's just my boothole one all the way clean. I don't know. Maybe I had too

much coffee that day and it just could you smell it? No, but I thought like the color was right there on on the sheets, but it was before I got my Brooklyn, Nigga, what what color is? Your ship? Wasn't like a light? Did you have dragon for it that day? Did you? This is not on your outline. Let's get into the motherfucker's show. Welcome you all the horrible SI. No, we're not because for example, for ship's kind of like okay, so it wasn't ship ship like it wasn't a herd.

It was like a skid mark. But on my sheet, my child, because you see and you're like, oh my god, I was like I made a mess. He's like, it's okay, baby, I'm saying that when I'm getting wet everywhere. Not when I shipped. I didn't ship the bed. It was like just I did. So they're everything is not perfect. Okay, clapping out for Mandy. We need I don't like the whole room clapping now because you know what I feel what she's saying, Like I would do you you feel

what she's saying. What is the problem with me actually having good sex and getting fucked by nigga? Actually like, no shade to the chick. I am getting sucked. But I mean, like I just had those really rough dry spells. I'm like, damn, bro, like we get it. Like so sorry that I'm getting fun multinlogy who you didn't have a year? I mean a year is a little Are you almost a year? What are you talking about? It

was almost like a year ago. It was three months before COVID it was it was it was like it was like five six months, the same way you don't be counting all your dicks whatever. When I had in that five six months, I can count it. So I was. I was. Mandy went over through a month of not getting fucked. She goes, I'm cellibate. I was cellibate. I was, by the way, as someone who talks to Brianda every

week for her show, and someone who's actually cellibate. I was celibate, bro, and you're just because you be in disrespect right now? How are you taking away the experience of my life? The bro? God, really, this is what we're doing in Brianda is actually celibrate. Okay, no, I'll tell Mendy right, yeah, well what he said, you a lying asshole. You know what, y'all don't think my relationship is perfect, y'a. Don't believe I was celebated relationship is perfect,

but mine is very close. I'm glad. I am glad you're happy though whatever, so whatever perfection could be. And mind you, I'm we made it past the year. He's even getting a guy damn pass for the beach. We're about to go weekly to the to the baby, and he's getting a past to like a parking pass, and so instead of paying every time because we were going so often, we're just gonna get the yearly pass. But

I mean, we communicate, we talk. I mean, it's all of the things that we've been telling the women who listen to this show that they should seek in partners or not put up with the bullshit, ain't shit ass niggas, and so y'all should be motherfucking proud. The only thing I will say that kind of annoys me. Okay, what you no like? As far as like criticism, I get

right like you're getting their boyfriend criticism right now. I think over the years the criticism I've guying is like when I've put up with bullshit bits, just be right in me. But I think you like drama. I think you're one of those women, like a lot of my friends, you like the toxicity. You like to argue sometimes. I think you'd like to just be like no, no, you're not ship come fucking good. Like I think there's I think you have excited. You find excitement in that solier No.

I think it's something like that, Like there are women that if a man is too perfect, oh he's boring, he was too nice. I think she likes the niggas where she has to be dragged through a little bit of hell and then she could be like, no, but he's he's great, he's just for me. Look look at her face. She is one of them bitches. I don't like drama more than I like make up sex. But

see if so you gotta argue make up. But I don't want to be like maybe like a bad like a fucking serial cheat or type of guy, you know what I mean. Like but like if you get on my nerves, if you cheat just a few times, well no, no, I don't like like cheating is lying to me, so like I don't like the seat. But for example, my largest arguments with old Bay are like either like time management type of things, or like he's just very lackadaisical when I need like actual like physical help and people

with money do this a lot. Right, If I'm like I need help in the studio because he's great at design, right, he helped me with a lot of ship. I was like, I need you to help me. Um, can you come by and measure da da da da. He's like, um, yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna be in soha, but yeah, let me get a task grab it. No, nigger, I want you to do this with me, right, like figure out the time to fucking schedule to do ship with me. And then I will blow up and start an argument.

And what does he have to do? I mean a bag say sorry, okay, see my frustration comes in HM to where I actually have to clean up because my nigga's O c D, so a dish can't be in the same clothes. Like he's very O c D. So my stress in my relationship is fun. He's coming over, I got to clean up the house? Are you dead? Ass? I swear he's never not on time. I mean, I can live in my own mess. But that's why I also never want to live with someone else again. Mean,

I don't know. You said he's retired, right, No, he works, So I thought he was retired. He works, Um, where did I get that from? Because the oldest fun No, No, maybe he had a job he stopped for a while, but no, Obey has a vigor schedule and it's like I understand, So do I understand that? So when I make time for you, do the same. And granted his free time is mine, but it's just like he's so jim obsessive, like he'll rather go to the gym than

do something I really need him to do. Yeah, I need to be an equinox and when I'm done with my equonox routine, did it, I'll come over there. And he's just like too methodical with well know the problem is you, which you're spoiled as when you want something, you want it right then and there. Because my Nigga two comes over after he's done with his stuff. You are like, but no, I want you right now, and

because he wants to, he has something else. If you the couple, yourself as the priority, Like that's what but see, you gotta allow people to to still live their lives. He can live it. Yeah, but you you fit into his see what I mean? What I mean you you might need to go on that show, that couples therapy show is when you look at both sides of the stories.

It's just like you're the one woman in season one, the black lady who was like, I know he's at work, but so if I call, you need to answer because maybe I just want to know what you're doing for the day. Yeah, she's bad, but you're not far off. My thing is more like I don't ask for much. That's really what it is. So and I feel like I give a lot, not saying he asked for it. But dude, I mean when we were away, like when we were touring Old Day was like every five minutes,

how do I make this? How do I put the chicken in this How many minutes do I put this in for it? Like I do so much? Right, Like I really and I love doing it. You know. I'm like, I'd love to take care of a nicket, so to know that I do these things. If I really need you to do this one little manly fucking thing, you don't need to throw money at it, like be here

because it is more important. Building a studio for me was like something that not only did it require you know, time, but it was just a milestone, right, Like, I mean, we did this together and it was a very big deal to just be there on the ground together. So it's like, NICKI, if I asked you to do something we obviously know I could pay somebody to do it. Just fucking be here with me, damn. But then we're gonna fuck after all right, get gets here outline what

we're talking about today. It's my show today, Yes, your show? IM all right, I forgot about it, you guys know, like an outline. So I want to start with a good review. Read really quick. Um the only pod with coherent host. I listened to a lot of women podcast and I can't stick around or subscribe. Yeah, where was this review at okay Um, I can't stick around because they say like nine times when my sensions and it makes the other women talking on the podcast on a

literate or stupid for lack of better words. And I listened to every episode loaded by these talented and funny ladies without rolling my eyes because I hear like like like like like but you know, like I don't know what show she's like. Maybe she white, it says, maybe she talks, so listens to white girl shows. Wheezy and Mandy also talked about the mouth washed for dry mouth. I used it for years and it's amazing. Please come to Sacramento. Probably won't happen since our governors and modern

day Hitler minus the physical genocide and mental murder. But lastly, the one star people, you all don't listen for the intent because you are all typical annoying people that get offended by the lack of crust on a grilled cheese sandwich. Can't like we really appreciate you for all, Like I just feel like you're our tribe. I'm only talking to me like that because they feel like yeah, because she just said she doesn't like people saying like yeah, I

just don't think we talked like that. We don't because like it's just not my thing. So I no more serious note. I mean I used to say, um, I feel like you say, I know what you say, what I say, We're gonna kind of get into the outline, I can say kind of. It's those are words you'd be like, we're just gonna kind of into this. It's

an intro. Like when you had to write a five paragraph essay back in the day that is called a transition home like you got instead of me saying, well, you know, this is like the introduction, then I wasn't gonna say firstly, secondly, thirdly in conclusion information like bro, those are called transition kind of I don't say you say all the time, but that's in the middle of a sentence, it's not I don't use it like an ad lib, like like that's the ad libe what do

I say in the bottom and let us know what do I say? Too much? What do I say? No? I say booda hole? And that's why air about it. Did you see the guy on Twitter he said the some of horrible decisions and he put wheezy, Oh my god, you guys, I'm so grateful for this moment. Thank you so much. And then he put Mandy boota hole. Yeah, bitch, shout out to you, like the Vanilla ship is actually a little more serious. But I really want to read this because I couldn't believe this. Um, how to hit

a woman? So no one knows. I don't know if you saw this on Twitter, hyped into Google a hundred and sixty three million times. Um, that's wild. How to control your woman was searching a hundred and sixty five million times. This is a sixty seven percent jump compared

to two thousand nine. These are increasing in time, and we know domestic violence went up during quarantine, but it says the pandemic has been deadly or for women in februaries because they couldn't leave a lot of women had to stay in homes where they felt unsafe for their partners. And you have to realize to just the strain of what quarantine and the coronavirus did for couples. You have people who lost their jobs, You have people who were

losing family members and friends. You have people who especially we got locked down in March. For us here up north, it's winter, so you're fighting seasonal depression, and then we just had all of last winter being stuck in the house on on just you know, on a higher alert type scale. So you know, that's not surprising to me, and being that people lost all of these jobs and couldn't be outside, and even family members probably were scared

to take people in they had to stay. I know I was staying with that family members taking you in. It says that a woman and her mother were purportedly shot and killed by a boyfriend in Dallas, US and then he broadcasted his apology live on i G before dying by suicide. A nurse was then killed by her ex boyfriend in Minnesota. Dispatricks received a call from a nine year old girl in Brooklyn after her father killed her mom and two sisters. It is like literally doubled

in some countries. Um, But yeah, uh, I wanted to just make note of this because I think all of us we are so busy in our own ship right when friends call us or we may see something, we always say we should leave it alone because it's not our business. But you know, it's just a reminder for everybody if you can be a safe haven for some or if you have heard of anything. Please please make sure you're checking on your friends, especially with your girlfriends

that have crazy ass abusive boyfriends. Same with lesbian relationships and gay relationships anybody. There are a lot of violent you know. It's it's not only hetero like, I've known so many lesbian couples every being time I go to that. That's why I stopped going to lesbian parties. Then bit just stay fighting. It's technically who breaks up girl on girl Like you can't let a nigga beat up a

bit in public. But if two girls are fighting, you don't know if they're eating each other, cooch you or not. You just let them fight. You don't know that it's a domestic assault. Like you could think that they're just friends fighting her, just two random chicks fighting. I'm not breaking up a fight with two bitches. Let them fight because they can fight. It's two girls. But you don't know that it's domestic. If you don't know that these two women are together, or even two men fighting, you

don't know who you think would have want. Yeah, she's she's taller than you. Just say you would have got your aspy. It's fine, it's okay, it's okay the girl. Let me tell you why I say her because tall don't scare me me neither. You see the big bitch I falls. I do not give a funk about I thought a big old bitch. If you bitch, I will jump on the table. I will jump on the top step of your two and beat. By the way I was one. But yeah, I'm always so Florida only when

we like, dude, I don't bitch. Because I was so mad after that fight and she was a big old bitch. I ain't gonna say nothing more because I think I feel friends. But I'll be listening. So and you know what I was pissed about my old girls. This was at the strip club, thought this hole. And what really pissed me off was that's when a bit she had two phones. I lost my BlackBerry and I phone and one night and I was I was pissed. They saw

us fighting. The stripples must have went straight to the phones out threw on the couch because them ships was gone. Was still there, but the phones was gone. Anyway, go ahead back? Oh yeah, how would you lose? Oh she's angry? What did you do? Bro? People don't just you see this is weezy right here. I didn't do anything, but she was angry as fun. So you see, this is it.

I think you can win a fight through rage, Like I believe you could be so mad you can suck somebody up, like even if you made that adrenaline like when you really need to unleash on something body. So it was me her her, I met her and sorry and obey and I cast this about the front the front seat that she talks about it was that night, Oh okay, so like she and that it's not her vibe at all. She doesn't get angry about it like that.

So she got bad that I was in the front but she was always going to mother friend and then it was just like little things and little things and little things. And I was like, bro, I'm chill right. I was like, why he's talking to me like you're about to fight me. She was like, oh, because you want to then get the funk out. I was like, bitch, how did you calm her down from like because you know what made her more mad? What the fact that

she won't get out the front seat. You know the fact that I was just like, I don't know why you actually been like ye're not matching, there's like a whole psychological people hey when you don't, oh yeah, people match rhythm and beating. People hate when they text you five paragraphs and you leave that ship on theme too. It's like, I don't even respond. You're not I won't even see you in a rat ship. Nigga. Now you're

mad because you didn't sit me all. You probably don't back, You probably didn't spell you probably didn't spell check your messages and everything you came with wrath. And I looked through that ship like, okay, you know what. You know what I really do. If it's too long, screenshot it, send it to my friends. What's what's the summary? I need the spark notes on this, I respond, Oh, I asked for the spark notes, bitch, my friends read it for me like that. I read it later. But now

she uh. I think I was just too chill because I really thought she was tripping, and so then I think I laughed, and I think that said her ass. And then Old Bay driving the car re mind you because we're in Orlando and you don't know where the funk we going, and he was like, h y'all, just tell me where it's her and we are fighting dog

like bad. It is sucks because like that was how we broke up, Like that was the name that was And I do remember, I do recall it kind of going a little downhill from there, and I just remember, like it's so crazy because now, like our relationship is just so much more chill. But um, the only fucking you can have chill relationships when all the emotion and all of that is not involved. Because look at the difference with you and someone else right now, the emotion

is spicy O. You can't save the name. And I didn't say the name. You see how she gets you? See you you notice the spicy. Stop. He had to tell me the other day, be spicy. He's like, you got to calm down. It's the dick. See, this is what dick and couchie be doing to people, this one, this one. It don't even be that the person makes you crazy. It's the dick and COUCHI it's it's the sex that like drives these demons to make people act crazy. It's sex demons. You got you as full of sex demons, baby,

She do like Bocaki. She is full of sex demons, baby through her paws. Wait wait, what do you think so like all to come on, all to come the demons just spew. Yeah, man, you're right enough to cut all this ship out. Look no, but what else is next? Hold on, let me pull up the outline. Bitch our hord derve. Actually, um has to do for those of you who don't know what our hord derve is. The Nicholas texting me and I was like Mandy over here calling my house. All right, I'm scared of bottoming. Okay.

Is the headlined for how I found the hord Derve. Tips for gay men people who want to be peg dam And here I go talk about ship. Well, I get anal a lot, and I've been doing heavy duty DP action with toys, of course, so I think I can get some really good anal tips. Um. But go ahead and read the ones that you have, so most gay men will consider bothering bother me. It's some point in time. Um. A lot of women want to end up having anal and some men want to try be

impegged whatever. But you may prefer to douche before bottering bottoming, especially if you're indulging in deep ass play like large dicks, toys, et cetera. They say that you should use a douche with clean plain water, preferably a body temperature, no shower attappment attachments because the pressure is dangerous. Um, but you can get douche bulbs online or from any good sex shop. You can amazon it literally, but try not to go overboard and irritate the lining of your ass because it

can make you more vulnerable to STDs pain. And like people try to put a better smell up there literally just the water to flush it out. Ums, don't be thinking I ain't gonna hold you. If your answer is just got an aura coming from it, that might be more than like no, like even like your ask shouldn't just profusely like just give off a bad smell, Like as long as you have good hygiene, even though you shipped out that whole it should it still shouldn't just

be staying like not shout out to Olani. Olani had a thread recently on Twitter and she asked women to share their their most horrifying hygienic stories with their male partners and like, yeah, and if you read through the thread, it was like, bro, are you kidding me? But also the fact that ladies men shouldn't I guess I guess they do. I would say that needs to be a conversation between both men and women. You shouldn't be afraid to tell your partner that something don't smell right, whether

it's your COUCHI your booty, your armpits, your balls. And I think that that's the problem, the fact that there were so many women sharing that they continued to be with their partners knowing that they had this bad hygiene, and some was like their mouths, some was their balls. There a lot of people assume that straight men are so unclean that ill you look a straight man's ass. I love eating ass. I want to lick your budole.

I would even argue to say, is someone that eats pussy and ass asked generally has be having no smell or taste. It shouldn't like I eat pussy, pussy has a taste. Pussy has a taste of smell. But when I lick a buddhahole, they really know as long as it's a clean person, which my man him, being the perfect stelf that he is, I never smell any what bro Really, my man is so o c D. We could be hot and seeming in the living room, his his O c d as he smells like Irish sprang.

First off, Irish spring used to make my couchie burn Leaver two thousand an Irish spring. Keep that ship the funk away bro that will burn your coucie off. pH balance all thrown off. I've never used that. Leave two thousand used to be I guess, the cheap soup. But I told my I told my mom early on, well, it was just what we washed with. It was our bar, soap bar, my mama white. I didn't know that I

couldn't wash my pussy at my mama. My mama white, she bot to leave her two thousand, But I used to tell her, like, mom, don't buy this soap anymore. But this was girl. First off, we just learned that in our adult years that we shouldn't be applying dove or soap or any type of soap. Really clear, I can't disagree you, dude that My mom always told me you never put anything in. I didn't put anything in, but you you're not supposed to eiven lather up your pussy.

It's really the lather though. You're not supposed to put no soap down there. If you look you're also not even suppout or feminine like hygiene wash. It will always say external, external use only. But when people see external use only, your volta was there. You have your lips, your clip, you there's a lot that is technically considered outside people consider inside the inside of your vaga. The name thing I do is just spread the lips and washed like but you're not supposed to even do that

with so no, no, no not. What's what I'm saying, Like, I like, when I'm cleaning myself, I spread the lips and I washed between the clip and you wash it with your hands, yes, because you also don't too rough with the with the wash cloths. And also if say it's the same wash cloth that you just washed your whole body with, that's so even if you rinse it off, it's still gonna be on the towel and it's still

gonna get in your vagina. But yet to be fair, bitch, when I was swub and thirteen, bitch, first off, was I do in the grocery shopping? No? I washed myself with what the funk was in the house. That's what my mama bought, and I didn't know that I wasn't supposed to be applying ship near my couchie grade perteme post when she was a kid. But people used to do that, bitch that love spelled from Victoria's Secret. I don't think I think these bitch, you know, our audience is.

Our audience is old enough to know about love Spell from Victoria's Secret. Bitch, you know about love spell, right the part bottom that used to wow, maybe they like it like that in this fun funny Okay, so today's episode is all about sex that sent you to the e R? And is it? Because actually we just did a whole lot of talking not about the e R the horrible decision you cut. So we had Dr Christina on who told us about like sex injuries you could have.

But these are actual real stories and apparently it's a TLC show, but it is. But so what I just googled it because we have a homemail that was real and I was like, dog, I gotta see if there's more of these. So here's some fun ship I found and these are all from that show. Y'all tell us if you watched it or even send into Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com your story if you've got a wild ass fucking did you really plug in business? That was really done? Really? Why I was you know she

doesn't normally. That was actually done really effortlessly. I'm I'm four years later. I am so proud. Hey, um fuse has let me know I have to talk like that. No, I'm not even kidding, like that is something I had to do over and over. Well, I believe it because you threw a tantrum when I said there's a script we gotta read and you were like, bitch, I just want to improv. I'm not reading ship, I'm not following instructions. I'm wheezy. I know what I'm doing, and they're just

gonna get what I give them. That's wheezy in a nut show. You see it in the BTS. Okay, we keep we can get into it. Wait did we keep that for the Patreon behind the scenes? Just so y'all know why he why he not? Like just so you guys. And there was a fight because this bit she had this energy for scissors, so you don't need my pussy bat now. On the Black Girl's Texting episode, which by the way, I really loved. No it was, but people were like it was the Black Girls texting, Yes it was.

I really love those guests, and people were like, why do you keep getting attitude of girl? Bro, It's okay because you got called out for being snappy and shady to Chell's. They said I was snapping shady, so we talked back. I wasn't. You can't come onto a sex positive show and say, oh yeah, hose and sluts and then make up your own definition. So there's we've been doing this for four years. We are a non hole shaming,

non kink shaming pod. You can't act like apparently I was very shady to her, and then you know why because she was beautiful and that's I've been still trying to holler at her. By the way, you never she was mad because I got it. It's so Chills was flirting with me and Weeley just so used to everybody flirting with her. That's why she was like, I think was jealous make me, but Wei was jealous because she she saw the connection with me and sell No she was.

Then this is making me roll my eyes. I actually like her, not you know, I've done her shower may you. I was like, girl, but she vanilla, she talks like that didn't make a joke out of it, because, like I said, I was on my period and I was just moody. But someone sent me this clip and then I recorded it myself. I was gonna be when she was like, sounds pinky, and I rolled my eyes look at this strawberry being because I'm ChEls pinky. Why who

is the video? You did that? And you'll be doing that? Okay, I've been watching. By the way, I will also say someone was like, we left camera one of you. I think that was when you came to take pictures. Keep telling me that maybe I love hearing it because I like criticism, so please let me know. Yeah. Well they also say talk so much, so maybe you're saying too much right now. And I'm sorry. Sorry. People were very upset. Sorry what do you want? Like what did you? Okay?

So anyway, here's what happened. Mandy and I had to do a drop for black effect, and they shut out black Effect. They sent us a script, but I had Eddie here to do a photo shoot and I was like, sick as fuck, dude. So I thought Mandy understood that I had a photo shoot to do. After she's like, okay, come on, we need to do the script, and I'm like, all right. So I sit down. We have the script on the TV and it says, um, it's your host person you're leaving awful lot, and Mandy goes, no, you

can't say that. You have to say we're your host. And I was like, Mandy, it's this is fine. She said no. Then she calls our producer for either makes the ship. Um, she just said, it's when it's weird, and I just want to make sure because we have to redo outs all the time. I just want to make sure it's okay over weird. So here's the thing, y'all don't even know. You left out the whole part where we said we were going to read the script.

So we spent about seven minutes adjusting the camera for us to look at the screen to read it, just for you still not to read the script. Bro, it's right here. And because I can't do this us, well you can't. I thought you were pro. It's I thought you were a tele prompter pro. So I looked at it and it said we're your host, Mandy and wheezy. So then I look at the camera. I'm trying to

remember it, and I'm like, where your host? Mandy and Weeze. No, I cannot believe that the one where now see last week I wanted to kill Mandy Dog because the words was right there. So whatever anyway, um, y'all, y'all can catch honestly, also just we'll go ahead and say that now the fight. If you're all caught up on horrible dishison, please join us. Please join us on our Patreon It's Patreon dot com back slash Horrible Decisions. What we started

doing is we actually have a w D vlog. You will get anywhere between two and one and three vlogs a month, depending anywhere from ten to fifteen minutes, and it's behind the scenes. You get to see Wheezy Night interact. Um. This time, you guys will get to see an argument in full effect. Um we're about to change to the set, so we have that on there as well. So going over,

It's Patreon dot com back Slash World Decisions. The twenty dollar tier has the vlogs, so sign up to be a top tier ho and you can see the vlogs. Other than that, we do give you guys four bonus episodes a month for as little as five dollars a month, So so basically what I will basically y'all will see that she thought that she could treat me like ship because she felt sick. Rang. I was not treating like ship. Manny, you were nip the same way you treated shells like

because of your period. I didn't treat her like shit. Okay, I wasn't treating that. They were great guests. I'm gratefully camp. I was being a little snappy, but I ain't treating like ship. Shady. We did the whole shady versus judging shady. That was shady, boots, I judge you bitch. How you gonna judge me? You don't did just about all the same ship I did. So anyway, hypocrite talked about what

you guys won't see in the behind the scenes. What's so funny about what happened is one granted, Mandy and I are just they never did it. No, it's not it's not healthy that we argue like that. Um, we're way better communicating then we used to be. Um. Oh yeah, because last year that was bad. We had to talk through Lloyd's being good. We're gonna rat this wave. We get No, we're Auntie's now. I know you hate it okay, So the only person I would say is maybe hasn't

been around Mandy. And I actually like that was Eddie and Eddie from for Facts, So I can't say if you've ever seen Eddie, I'm sure you could understand how uncomfortable he was. But Mandy was like, I don't know how you work with this bit. Wait did I say that? I finish say, oh no, I was talking to edit. Okay, you're talking because I didn't want to know Eddin you work here? Does she treat you the way she treats me because you were bad? I do not talk. I

get are you you made the Nickosona Ndia. I'm making new employees on Indias, so you ain't got one. So speak to your peace, Speak to your peace. Just because we'd be wilding. Honestly, it's a different relationship I have now with Edding right like, I'll be talking crazy, I don't know who I'm fucking like crazy. But also he's been around horrible decisions for a long time. He's been on a flagrant alex so I'm comfortable with someone new. I don't know. I don't know how I'm active, But

point is Mandy fucking wild out and Eddie. Wait do you see the son stop? Okay, wait was her attitude not crazy? Like it flipped like this once we stopped recording, once we go off this little camera where she comes on and acts like miss little, miss innocent, lovely wheezy, off camera, bro, I got things to do, like just hurry the funk up. You got nasty, bro. She flicked the switch as soon as we said bye. Then we got up on o. Bro, you towed it to a little demon getting out of my pussy for one. I

don't care. No, that's not a good enough excuse. You can't just say, well, I was bleeding out of my vagina. No, no, it wasn't gonna excuse. I do know I was snappy, but Mandy does this little ship where she knows she's pissing me off. I just want to be professional. That's why that bitch said this is about business. That weird. It's actually I'll just call and check. And then the bitch wants to call this nigked. So hey, like I'm not in I'm like this, bro, and I'm dressed for

a photo shoot, got my makeup? Never shoot, I mean she was walking with me. But anyway, so Mandy walks out icord this beat, so Eddie's like, he walks in in the fucking photo room. I'm changing. He's like, hey, man, are you gonna be all right? That was it was a lot. I was like, yeah, I'm good, and he kind of thought everything was like he thought something's wrong. He was like, no, I mean, I just hey, I mean,

you guys are like sisters. But truth be told, if anyone has worked with Mandy and I even Vinea said this, it gives bead where y'all could just yell and go to work and it is the weirdest thing. No, it's like to the point where also like and it's crazy because I just I was listening to another podcast and they were talking about touring. We've argued before going on

stage together. We've had it in half of them at least you've been to a few words where where we are right right before having to go on stay and then we go on stage and it's like, hey, girl, let's work with each other. Are real professionals when it comes to that sort of God, honestly, it's right. My friends be like what we do is fun? Are y'all friends? Because this week was so good and I said, oh, you didn't notice. We didn't talk to each other. We

talked to the guests only like I would. I've never known that, like even a lot of the guests that we've had, YA clearly we'll save this life. Yeah we can say the aline plater, but no, like you know, and you know what's funny, there's been so much turmoil amongst so many other pods. People used to look at us like, I can't even listen to them girls, because they're not even real friends. Real friends have issues now in the pots. I mean, there's a lot of Baben

did therapy, like oh yeah, two niggas. They think everybody think that they're just so much friends. So that's the thing, to be very fair. And I think we've talked about it before, even our amount of guests, And I know that a lot of you guys love these solo episodes where we just get the banswer with each other. We're

gonna call this the facts of the matter is. The facts of the matter is a lot of our episodes had guests because Weezy and I would not talk to each other, so we needed another person to to be able to communicate with. To be fair, it is difficult to be fair, like like like, no, to be fair, it is not easy to be fresh with each other. Uh, every time you do need a guest to like, yeah, bice up what you're doing. You need something there. I'm kind of like the threesome, you kind of need just

a little a little new energy. Yeah, I'd have had two threesomes in the last month, and my my boyfriend, you know, wanted again. I was like, I'm actually threesome out. I just want to fuck you. So I made We went to the to the to the sex store together. We had never been in the year. I just get all these free sex toys. So I have a whole like thingful. And I was like, Babe, we've never picked out sex toys together. Let's go to the sex store and it's them from Let's get something else because no,

I don't want to add people. And then, to be fair, we do the sex club fucking bi weekly. Bro, Like i'd be like bye weekly, say to be there. We do the sex club by weekly, I mean on the first and fifteen. Okay, like not really, but yeah, anyway, actually, recently, it's funny you brought up buying sex choys because so I had to fly to l A for work, and I'll just travel with them. Now, I don't care. You know, you see my butt plug and t s a with the it is a what is the sex way that

came in my obio bus. It was like an egg. It's a kegel weight. Guess it's just uh, your flora, your flora, palvic floor, palvid floor. I was about to say the floor and your pussy. That thing my products. The floor bits to the flora. Basically, I'm on the way way to l A and I'm just fucking horn I don't know what's going on. I mean so horny on the plane. I'm touching my pussy. Like first it was driving to Starbucks. Now it's on the plane. I don't know. I don't tell me. You rubio pussy and

wanted them plane bathrooms. Not that time. But I've come in an airplane bathroom with another person, or you you masturbated in that nasty at bathroom. A fucking flights are long, dude, go to sleep, bitch, play with that pussy, she said them. Flights is long, which go to sleep. Here's the thing. Yes, I could just go to sleep, or you could read,

or you could watch a movie. Okay, let me just explain, like, there are a lot of options that you could do want a plane other than play with your pussy in the little as bathroom that I might explain. Please, I've been helping write a script that includes them around. Okay, So within the time frame of me writing that script, where do I get some of it done on the plane?

I cannot write full on lines for people about like oh my god, it feels so good when you did it, or like I'm dripping, or like even narration like that's very people to do without getting a learning So what did I have to do? Knock it out so I can have a clear mind. Okay, I feel like this is not anything I don't am I saying something crazy? You actually just think about my fucking sex addiction. It's just me and my own self. It's not like I've

sucked the pilot. If I wouldn't doubt that you wouldn't try if the bathroom was bigger, Because to me, when I was in the bathroom and I was baster, I need to know real quick, we've all hopped on a flight. Did just sit down? Did you put napkins on the sea first? Did you standing up, stand up. I want let me tell you please, when I washed my hands, did you I'm classy. I washed my hands, I took my foot, I put the toilet seat down because if I had to turn, I didn't want to see p

in there. So basically I washed my hands, and I put my hair up in a bun and so my hair won't touch anything, because like I get very like grossed out by airplane bathroom, even first class is disgusting. They're just nasty people pe everywhere, and a lot of white people in first class and you know they're nasty too,

so I know they don't watch their legs. So basically I put my hair up so that like nothing is like you know, leaning, And I just stood up and I closed my eyes and I'm masturbated and it takes me like no time. You hate me so much? Do we have a homemail this week? You know what? You know what I actually do want to know for the wore Hive members and those of you just tuning in possibly, um, please tune back again. We normally don't have these type

of stories, actually we do. UM. I would like to know if anyone else that is listening has masturbated in an airplane bathroom. I just need to know for research purposes. Nice, that's all. I'm not being judging. Of course they're shady. I'm just just like to know. Okay. Now, our homemail this week is what inspired the outline. There we will do at some point in time because we didn't get through it today. Here we go home mail. I haven't told nobody this, but y'all in Jesus is the subject line.

I love it. Don't say my name please? All right? We never do? We want Brittany, Him, Mandy and Wheezy. I love, love love the podcast Wheezy, I too, Him and Imo Hoo. Y'all noticed. We love picking out these things that shout her out. I swear to God and if you go over when they give me compliments, but it's cool. I would never do Mandy, You're so pretty and you have to love her. And I decided to

order one of those metal like butt plugs. I'll add a pick below with the words Daddy's Little slut engraved on it. The day got deliver, we were both so excited and I couldn't wait to shove it up my ass. So we put it in rain and errand came back home and got to fucking with the butt plugs still in. He made me come so hard, and for about thirty seven seconds, I was on cloud nine. I don't know how you calculated that this snapped out of my little dick.

High Okay, that was really funny, and immediately went to go pull the plug out. In bitch, it was not in my ass. Is this Medina? No, no, she's pretty like Medina. Medina had a story just like this. Oh no, this is Medina. We searched all around and for about five minutes because I didn't want to believe it was still suck inside of me. Finally told me to bend over because he was gonna have to search for it. Now.

Mind you, I'd never done anna before. And let me tell y'all something, I just knew I was going to pass the funk out. Okay. We had no luck, and at this point I start panic king, and I'm like, holy sh it, I'm gonna have to go to the emergency room. I was knee deep in my third year of getting my doctor bitch. Okay, so I was poor as fuck. I was hesitant ongoing because of finances, but he told me not to worry and he would take

care of everything parenthesis all caps as he should. We get to the urgent care where there's two different doctors using a speculum like tool to open up my ass and try to get it out with their hand, to no availability. They then consulted with another doctor there and decided it would be best to send me to the hospital. They then called the e R to brief them and let them know. We run the way and at this point I'm so fucking embarrassed and my asshole was throbbing,

but off to the hospital we go. As we get there, they called me back and take x rays and there it was the X ray tex nurses and doctors professional as they could, but they were all cracking the funk up. They told me that they had seen worse, but I felt like they were just saying that to make my

whole ass feel better. After they reviewed the x rays, the doctor came in to tell me I would have to have the butt plug surgically removed and that they would be taking me back for surgery in the next hour. I had to go under anesthesia and after everything, they finally got it out. When I woke up, the doctor jokingly asked did I want to keep it, and I said, well no, and that was definitely a lie though, because

I'm not done with but plugs. They monitored me for a few hours to make sure everything was fine, and then they discharged me. Finally we got home at five am. It was one of the one less days of my life. I contemplated calling my mom and dad so many times throughout the night, but I couldn't muster the courage to tell them I was sucking and got a plug stuff inside of me that I had to be removed. Ps. I was after using but but plucks a couple of months after. Took a bit to get over the fear.

We just made sure to have a tail on the end of it. I also added pictures of what I look like, because I know y'all like to put a face with these stories. Not y'all me. Um. I was about to say, I don'na be giving a nobody looked like, I don't know why, I just don't. She's and I really felt, and she sent the butt plugs. Look at her a little stylish bit, right, Oh yeah, she is cute. Oh yeah, I don't think that's probably why I got stuck. And you know what, what I'm weak at is why

she sent the receipt of the butt plug. She was like, these bitches ain't gonna believe it. No, but we want to see the X ray home, right, that's what I want to see. I know there was pictures. I want to see what that looked like in her anus canal. In her anus canal, it's the canal up to it. Probably got sick in to her testines because you know that's where the like wreck him, I guess is connected to the intestines, right, something like that. All right, well

it's something like that. You know what's crazy? Um, I just so, I just bought a new butt plug. I have the middle one, the metal one that's also but duel, but it's a little small. I just got one that's a little bigger. And I'm like training my ass. I don't know for what marathon of dicks, but we'll be training when I'm with my man and we'll do the butt plug. Then we'll do like I had to just buy a seven and I got a little smaller dil

do when we just went to the sex story. But then he'll go in and I'm like, but then he'll try to put the butt plug back in just to sit there as like a placeholder, and I'll be so scared because it's like, all right, the butt plug is just the beginner. But after you're done shoved yo dick

and a dial doo in my ass too. I'm scared for you to put the butt plug back because now I feel like my asshole just gonna suck up the butt plug, and I like, I constantly be trying to check back there, like baby, still see the diamond is it's still showing like I need him to be on diamond wall, diamond the diamond wash. You see how she's Can you not laugh at her? I think she likes laughter. Maybe we should do diamonds as fact sake episode? Go

check out that podcast. Can we do diamonds forever? For no? For what diamonds are forever? Okay? Um, I guess before we get out of here, UM, I do want to let you guys know that not only should you have a wonderful whole ass Memorial Day weekend since it is open, the hose is out. It is wax and vax season for you bitches. Um. I am finally having my official launch for the official box owner UH Products, So thank you.

We've done a soft launch and it's just been tedious getting like I think we talked about this to a little bit UH on another episode, just Google ads and and how they treated like the products, because anything with sex is like like it's flagged by Google and the images of everything. So we saw launched it just to make sure, Yeah, we have butts here, but butt talks ruined by s c oh and we had to remove butts off of my site. So we saw launched it maybe like a month a month and a half ago.

But we are finally doing our official launch with all of our products. So we have the Yummy Box which are apple cider vinegar gummies. UM. We have the Balance Box which are boric acid depositories UH and that helps keep your natural pH good. UM. It helps with good bacteria UM and east and so we have those two products. We also have sheet Orgasms that we sell on our site that help you get nice and ready UM. And then we also have official UM not Virus Spring summer launch.

We also have pouches UM and then the dope thing about that is you can also get all four of our products in a bundle UM. So we are having our official launch Memorial Day weekend sail so no promo code needed this week. Go onto the website off of the entire site. UM, get the bundle UH if you buy two or more, moving forward is ten percent off. UM and there's just a lot. I would love for

y'all to try it. We also have clearance boxes, so I've been able to compile three UH clearance boxes from each of the three products, each of the products that were in the last three boxes. UM. So there are smaller price point items, but I was able to have leftovers. So if you weren't able to get a box, we have clearance boxes that will be up for Memorial Day weekends, so go to official box owner dot com. And that

was a lot. So wheezy, you have things. You have another podcast, but you also have something else dropping in a week. Are you able to announce it? You already announce it on Instagram, but I was stuck for a second. Sex Cells. I have a TV show coming at you, guys. I've seen a bunch of Instagram trailers. Hopefully the photo shoot that I take will be out. I really wanted to be nice and Sudi and slooty on FUSE, so try to figure out how you can get you. We're

gonna see what you go with. We're still mocking up the photo shoots at least they are. How much of the badget and kind about product anywhere? Get fused. Every Monday, June seventh, at eleven pm, you're gonna be able to watch entrepreneurs that make money from sex about having It and see some of our favorite guests and just learn a lot more about sex from a financial perspective and learn about the entrepreneurship. Yeah, and then uh guys. Also UM brought to you by Official Box Owner is my

other podcast. Periods that don't have a busy Monday you have horrible periods is sex Cells, and then Tuesday you have for fact sake and see the thing is So we will have a break at this point through Sunday. Oh no, they can't, because then you also have to

catch up on our bonus concept, our Patreon um. And not only do we have four extra bonus episodes every month on Patreon, we are also doing, like I said earlier, this episode a volog version of what this looks like behind the scenes, So you get to see us make business decisions, talk about Patreon. You get to see us interact with our guests that we have on the show, and apparently you also get to see us argue. So uh, we are going to leave you guys with a five

minute bonus clip from our Patreon. You can get there by going to patreon dot com back slash Fourrible Decisions. Um check out this clip. And this has been yet another episode of Four Decisions. I I it is a cinema, and y'all, I'm not gonna hold y'all. We kind of skimped y'all on the Bonding Cinema, but I am excited to look into this because you just, oh my god, it's so much to but also and even in me having the kind of you know, I guess argument that

I just had over this lifestyle. I think it's gonna be exciting these different like Polly things because the Snowdon's season one DIDs thing I thought was amazing. Anyways, guys, if you didn't know, this month's cinema is going to be Seeking Sister Wife. But now if you don't watch it, don't worry, because honestly, I think we can do our best to explain it pretty good. It's a reality show. It's about three families and it carries over three seasons, so I actually think you guys will be okay. It's

not like we're doing crazy spoilers. It's just reality. So I'm just gonna get into the Vanilla Shaw really quick. Um. We talked about NSFW all the time, and I just found an article in the New York Post about a sex club that's about to reopen s n CTM with

a wild orgy masquerade. Um, so on may Well, it's actually a few weeks this weekend ship Well, I said, after three hiatus, they return with erotic experiences, a sensuous reunion, and the most for the most esteemed pleasure seekers, adding that five hundred to eight thousand dollar tickets are limited. If you want to see their fuck out of here, I'm gonna say my ass at the motherfucker. F W Well, I get the plug, Mike. I want to talk to Daniel about this ship so bad when he on an episode.

But anyway, individual guests. The staff selects each guest to create a dynamic for the event. That's okay is that the Elite Orgy will be the first to christen their new Manhattan penthouse location, a sleek triplex away from Plant prying eyes. UM. The website warns that the details may change, so who No, they may not go on May fifteen because of the code nineteen. Masks are not optional only these won't be the surgical variety. Under the cover of masks.

Members are free to observe, explore, and indulge. The dress code is black tie or lingerie, reminiscent of eyes wide shut. Now, despite the precautions, they're finding the events to be absolutely superb. They also we're out in l A UM years ago UM chapters across the world London, Moscow, Miami, Kiev, Ukraine. Let them know this membership fucking fee for the year my Nigga seventy five thousand dollars to get all access Nigga and Japanese Boukacki erotic fire Eaters. Now, I mean,

we know I'm into one of those. But what I will say is I did see something before on either YouTube or whatever about inside of a sex club and he was something in l a and they had masks on, and I really do think that was the place. Um, but that ship is just high as fuck. It doesn't even make sense, dude, Like, I don't even understand how it could be that much. Um. Anyway, So, as always on a cinema, we talked about somebody we would fuck. Who would you fuck from Seeking Sister Wives if you

had to pick? I mean, uh, the Snowden, the only black guy on there, the dreadhead. He's actually he has he's not He's not a bad look and what's crazy is out of the couple. I think he's more attractive than she and her. I do too, and but I think it was funny looking. She does be looking cute, but to me, she just has a steak attitude. I don't like her energy. Her energy just seems aw. So it's interesting you said that because I didn't like her

for a while. I started with season two. I started a season one and I wasn't Now I finished it, but um, it wasn't available on the TLC yet I had to pay seven dollars on YouTube divide the season I watched sing Yeah, but I was like I needed it that but that's not I know. I'm addicted. Now. I do have some Seeking Sister Wife news for anyone that's watched season three. So they married this gorgeous woman from South Africa? Who is they? Um, the Snowden's and

Dmitri snowdon Um is divorcing his third wife another chapter. Um, that's what it's problematic in the pandemic. So it's something interesting about season three. Um, it's happening right now, like we're watching it right and all I know is she moves from South Africa before the pandemic ends. And there's another girl. So they've got two new wives in the house. Oh wait, they went from season one to dating women to now there's two wives. Oh bit. Season two is

good too. They marry somebody, have a whole wedding, like the girl with the gap with the five kids. Did they end up being with her? No? Oh, the second wife is gorgeous.