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Ep 218: FUNsexual (Feat Maj)

May 17, 20211 hr 10 minEp. 218
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Speaker 1

Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions. Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Book Decisions. I'm your girl man to beat and I'm the other Puffy and so she's, you know what, what a fan so this ship can go like all over the place. No, all right, never mind, Hi everybody, welcome back for another episode. You may have seen a tweet from us recently where we were like, no podcasters everybody, Now, I was still that energy over here.

What not for you? Not for you? Sorry, but we really want to get back to really disgusting black people. Um you're pretty thank god, but like, you know, just funked up in the head kind of people. And guest today for you to write someone and be like, what story you want me to tell? Boom boom boom? You did? You did? You did? She sent me you she sent me the d M. She was like, we gotta have her. We actually what because that's we we gotta have her.

That's however texted you. We gotta have her. We have to so tell everybody your name. You do have a podcast, though, We're gonna drop it at the end because they got to figure out if they like you first. You want them to be pressed at the like Dan, where do we hear this pitch from? But tell us your name, your sexual orientation, if you're single, things like that. Okay, so hello everybody, homage to the kinky community, I am majesty, and to the good boys and girls, I am mistress majesty.

You acast um sexual orientation. That's always hard for me. I say I'm fun sexual because I like to just do fun ship. You're a fun sexual. That's the first time I heard that, and I think I am too. I am too. A little bit of branding there, it is, but it works. You don't say any works because who wants to put themselves in a box, Like when you say you're bisexual. You have to do this now you got it is a box. Like even though they're like

are you paying? Are you this? Are you Polly? And it's like it's still I have have to define this ship. I don't know, bro Pete. Nick's got mad at me because Mandy said on an episode of years ago that she was paying and I said, I think I'm by Remember that You're like, I think I'm paying and people don't think I'm paying. Pants is like when you just like, everybody, you really said that now that yeah, I need you

to pull up. I'm just like, how I know we were in the ls and when when you said that and I said bye, and someone was like, oh, so now you don't like trans women. I was like, damn this thing. And I probably said that at the time. I mean, like I said, outside of pegging in the different guys I've I've dealt with UM, a lot of them were very attracted to trans women, and so we openly discussed it and talked about it and shared porn

because that's also the porn I watched UM. And it just also just got to where it didn't bother me. But I wasn't attracted. But there was a conversation where if you want a threesome and that's the type of threesome you want to have, I would have been fine with being in the room, engaging in it, and engaging in the threesome with with with that space also just

because that's what my partner wanted. Where where I think I would be in a relationship, UM, that's where I always even as a bisexual, I'm I'm in a part of my life where I wouldn't want to date a woman. I just really like having sex with whom. It so like those labels, Like you said, I feel like, because you can't really call yourself those labels if you won't be in relationships essentially, right, what are those labels like?

As can we have that conversation. I was just Lenna say, like sexuality, A lot of times we end up blurring the lines. We get into different things and it's like I didn't know about this yesterday, but now I know about to stay. Do I want to do it? Yes, I want to do that, And so it's like really hard to just throw yourself in a box. I did

a Refinery nine for prior Nery twenty nine interview. They had um they have like an unbothered Black channel, And when I introduced myself, I said this because I did not I did it on purpose. I was like, I'm assist gender, bisexual, Polly, pan sexual home And I only did it because I do think like you fit in all the boxes. Sometimes I meet a bitch, I'm like, she's Bobby. Sometimes I know exactly why I want to be with that woman, and definitely what I hate this

because she's my home girl. But I am hope. It's so fine, she is super sexy, and like, I'm just maybe it's because she's doing goddess lucks now, but I'm just looking at her like are you me You ain't never no goddess luck? No, no, no no, I mean because it's like the loose braise, like the that's the goddess type of braids. Anyway, we got some icebreakers, all right, let me do it, like, Mandy, we kind of have some icebreakers. And you've been with us for the last

a long time. Do I really be saying kind of a lot? Is that really like a thing? Or is she trying to make it a thing that's not a thing? Kind of? All right, get off you cut yourn, so cut your mic off? Eating for what do you fake orgasms? No? Not anymore? Thank you? When did you still stop? Because I wasn't having orgasms? And I'm like, why am I

not having orgasms? And I'm like, if I keep gassing his heads up thinking that they're doing some ship, then they're gonna keep thinking they're doing some ship and doing so you know what, I used to fake it when I wanted to stop, which made it even worse. So it's like it's really bad, and now I gotta fake it to stop the bad. So what's crazy is when women orgasm that doesn't signify stopping either normally the end of it and when a man hold out for you to come. Now, that's why. Let me say how to

get out of it. You go for like a water break and then just kind of lay on a bit and kind of start going to sleep. That's how I get out of it. Like I'm to get a water break, people, or a Pitts break. Bit'll be real quick, My god, I gotta I gotta go for everyone. But pist does ruin it. Sometimes there was no shame. Do you see you heard it though, that's why you did. It's okay as long as you want. I guess one of your nis because I just go to the the showers from time

to time. That's not on my bed. I need to get into water sports because bitch like a demonstration and I was like, what are you mean in person? Yeah? Oh what? So I went to an event, um maybe like six months ago, and the lady who was hosting him during cod okay, you're not. You should have said like two years ago. I did not. I had on a mask. It's okay, girl, I've been going to six spots. At the peak, there was a lady. She was hosting

an event. It was for um doms and uh for female doms and male subs, and so there was a water sports demonstration at one point where it just like laid out a whole bunch of um. Like it wasn't puppy past was like tarp or some ship. And she just like squatted over this man's ace and just like pissed right in his mouth and like stopped her stream. She was like swallow that ship. She kept going. It was a drinking This ship was the fucking phenomenal. Now

was he able to fully? I know, I asked a weird question, but like I just think of my own stream, and I feel like, like you know, when someone's like pouring too much, did you get full? She would kind of like fillip his mouth and just stop her stream so he could swallow and his mouth and keep going. Then it was phenomenal. I've never seen anything like it. And that was the day. I was like, which part

of that? Which part of that amused you? Was it her power and being over him or was it you watching him be in the position that he was in, Like which which part of that dynamic turned you on. It was her power over him. Like, I like knowing that somebody's willing to do anything for me. You're willing to drink my p You're willing to do a lot for me, So like I really like you, just like I doesn't want some money do anything for me. It's like what cash app do the hat to piss on

an are gonna get that out? But that's true though, But if somebody's willing to drink your PA, you could do you could do it. They're willing to do a lot of ship, Like why don't you want to disagree? I disagree because that's where you can even get into

well if he ate your ass, he really different. I'm talking about film, be different than I'm talking about a film situation, not just regular, not just like it seems like your limits are like, ain't none, I don't have too many of else, Oh, you ain't gonna limit I don't have too many you know I meant the limits if oh, my man, I have ship I was talking about like limits like harlemits and stuff. Yeah, I don't.

I don't have a lot of hard limbs. I used to be like, oh I would never do race play oh, I would never do this, but you do race play. So here's the things. Here's the caya they were at first, here's the coneys. Yeah about yeah, you know what one of our steps needs to be each week a Mandy moment, and we have one coming up with Mandy not borrowing about the rainforest. Don't don't do me, don't do me. But secondly, if y'all were listening, tell me, y'all did

not your kognac. That's all everybody in this room. I didn't. That's okay, that's a white girl drink yours. Okay, I got this. Here's my caveat about race play. I need to be on the um, on the domination side. If I'm gonna do race play, I will call you, you you know, a fag little bit, you know, white boy with a small cock. And I'll do all of that to somebody else. But somebody doing something like that to me, I don't want to be on that. Oh well, I feel like

that don't count now. I feel like it kind of don't count for you know what I'm saying. It can edge. It was trivial. You brought it up, but I guess it would count if the white man requested it specifically from a black woman, like that is in that way. No, No, she's right, I mean she what she's doing is race like. But what we were thinking when she said it, I mean,

as far as don't count. I think that the scariest thing about race play between a black woman and white man, and black men and white women too is like remember the porn star that said give me your nigger come. I can't even that blew my mind. That was years ago because she she he suited her and Pumper it was it was so it was already popular porn star, but he sued her and basically when he came, she said, give me that nigger come. See, we had to talk

about that ahead. You can't just throw that. And it happen in the in the scene, and yeahs disgusting. But what I was thinking about, um, within the race play thing, like um, my friend, uh Carmen Lisa's flips in like she does that white boy ship and like beat your white ass and things like that, and I think it's different because in her mind, it's just like, oh, you damn right, these reparations Mrs Molly too, and they feel

the empowerment from that. But It's interesting because if you don't get paid for it, you actually get off on it. I get paid for this first, I get paid for this. You actually on Twitter you saw a video. I had one of my subs singing lift every voice and sing like history, oh yeah, oh yeah, wait what Adam singing? He had to learn His first assignment or task for me was to learn the lyrics have lift every voice

and thing. So when he came in, he took his clothes off, he put his little mask on every word. Then I normally up after that, I don't know the words. Are we doing this? It halfway me? But you know what, I'm gonna call you Dr Maria because I really feel like for you to have all the words no nor no more hold. It's like there are verses to this song. We stopped at like verse one. Remember Beyonce Coachella and Niggas was loud and it was like, I was like, I'd like to give you a hump, Come on that.

That's what you gotta do when you don't know the words. Um you do. Yeah, this is my gym in the middle of not knowing the words. You know what? I did that with the other night, even though I thought I knew all the words that I was so smacked I heard my and then I was getting a little confused in the in the second Candy Rain, yeah, I know the first verse, but then we got to the second. At least I feel like I know all the Candy Rain.

You know what happened. We used to go to the team club back in the day and Candy Rain lets you know it's time to get your So Candy Rain was always the last song played at the team club, and you know you got to get your last little grind on them. I don't really want to give it to YouTube that one. I think we really right right at Beach in the Middle sucked me up. Look at the lyrics anyway. I didn't take my honer all today. So okay, man, when men want you to do this,

how are they finding you via Twitter? Because I know that's how a lot of like fem DOMI is going on Twitter is great, but honestly, I prefer fet Life. I have a pretty decent like you know, reach on fat Life, so it's it's a lot easier there. You can go into like the discussions, into the groups and be like I am a black dom looking for a white sub We need to go on there and just get our next guests. Have you ever worked in a dungeon? No? I want to. I want you so bad, so so bad,

But no I have not. Why do you want to work in a dungeon? Over what you do? Because I don't like the idea of having people in my house or going to hope strange people like I would rather be in a space where we know what's you know what's know what's going on. You don't gotta know where I'm living or where I'm going. Afterditional type ship like that, I think it would just be easier and I'll connect you. I'll connect you. I go, I go to a sex engine.

A friend of mine owns one. I ain't gonna say it on here because she liked to keep it a little prod. But no, UM, I go there like me and my partner went there and tried out some things together. That's when I talked about trying the electro play. I just didn't share what I tried on him. But she does off runted out to other people who want to. So there's so I'll connect um shout out sex cells. In two weeks. A lot of the scenes were shot in the dungeon, and one with my mother, Donna young

A May. They all came to the dungeon. By the way, young a maid comes to the dungeon with twelve niggas one of her girlfriends. I don't know if she's a girlfriend not, but just somebody. And they requested Hennessy and they gave her a green room, which was literally like the medical room. And it was hilarious. Donnell walks in with nobody, no security. He like ship. It was so

much fun. But it's called Pandora's Box and they have different theme rooms, right, So you walk in, there's a receptionist there, there's a lot of cameras, so I understand what you're saying. There was a classroom that wasn't when I do my Mama. Then there's a red room where you've got the St. John's Cross. Then there's a medical room St. Andrew Sorry St. John's is something else. There's a boxing room. Oh yeah, like a wrestling This was a whole So my dungeon is a lot more intimate

and small. It's but not like these rooms are like for real. And what's crazy is like when you're in there, I remember my mom and I were getting comfortable for a second and she looked over she saw the clean and supplies and she was like, oh, like you really forget. But in there when we had to get dressed and stuff like, there was like little lockers, like you know, like a little strip club. And I was like, this is so cute. And then I had been there so

many days for filming. I brought my own food from home and they're like, oh, would you want to my care in the kitchen? I was like, you guys have everything. Then my dumb ass said, and what kind of kitchen scenes do people do? And she's like, no, we eat here. You know, I thought it was food playing. Man, who is I I really don't know if I even want to eat in her kitchen because I know she'd be sucking all over. Squirt juice is all on the kitchen counters.

I mean, just wipe it off. I would like to say, you can put it in your mouth, you know what I'm saying. I agree the kitchen sex can be kind of sexy, especially when you're cooking for a Nike as you do now talking about a year behind it. Oh yeah, no, girl, Well you're exactly a year behind to every episode. So I told I'm working my way back. I was like, okay, man, I see that's what we're gonna do. Be here many Mandy A god know? She said, who is this man?

This is though you talk? Who's this man? He's man? No, I don't I'm single ready to mingle. I'm single ready to mingle. I don't know. I don't know. People are weird. Drop your hand a little, okay, so you don't stand y'all. Find me at at the fun Sexual on Instagram. That's where I'm usually. How do you meet people now? Like I'm talking to a young lady right now, I'm at

her own Tinder just because it's like nothing's open. Can't go to the bar where I live in different but stuff is really not open where I'm yelling in the city I'm in the stakes, like ship ain't really open like that. So since you've had to do, like, has anything changed from COVID with meaning clients for you? Because for example, like um, I would assume maybe you can meet someone in public place first to feel a little

bit safer, But now how does it work out? Primarily I do that in general, I'm going to meet you in public first. I want to actually put a face to the face on online, make sure you're actually a real person. Um, that's where I want to get your picture of your license and all that stuff, and then we're gonna discuss you take a picture of their license. They take a picture of their license and send it to me. I'm not gonna just have somebody be in a closed space with somebody that can't even do that.

What are they precautionary things do you do besides the license? Um? So my mom lives close to me. When I'm having people over, I have a few select subs that I let come over into my space. Um my mom loves close to me. Us in her a picture and like this one who will be at my house from seven to nine? My god? Me and my mom are like, how is that? How does that conversation? And at once, at any point was she uncomfortable with this being she is still uncomfortable with shes like, I don't like that

you're doing this. But you're a grown woman. You know I ain't raised no dumbass, and I know you're gonna do what you gotta do to make sure that you're safe. So you give me no not face. I get it. All the time. Maybe it's just because you're dumb, I mean old soul, it's because you're a dumb for sure. I think the age like presents. Like you ever meet a young dude and you'd be like damn, because like he may be bossed up on you. Like I think it's more presents than it is like face or old soul.

I really am old, so I get it all the time. Old ladies still gives me. So I wish that I wish that I had more of a young spirit and ship because I want to be like fruit, like the child like things will get to from the horrible decision that you sent us. So let's get into our venue, into oline, because it's the way this ship was going. I have that. Now. This is one of my favorite pictures I've ever seen, and I want to start by

saying this is no shade to the trans community. Um. I want to also say, like when I say someone is passing, I don't mean this as an insult, but the headline just give me a moment. Australian serial killer allegedly living new life as a woman. This white man looked put on a wig at all, consume it a wig, sunglasses, red fucking lipstick. He looks a hot man's giving very much fat life. This is I'm serious, this is cross

dressed at bit if that. A notorious Australian serial killer has begun a new life where he is identifying as a transgender woman. Wait out in the open. He not locked up after serial killing. Reginald ar Thrill seventy four now goes by the name Regina ka a white man. Regina was photographed wearing women's wigs on the first images to emerge first images to emerge of him after he released from prison. Um now he was convicted of it. Released after serial killing? You got to be different, like,

oh hell, now I look at Regina. Let me who taught about so? Now? Uh? I really followed to that? Who? Arthur, who was convicted of murdering her fiance while out on parole for two other killings, is currently lives in Western Sydney and has said she plans to undergo a sex change as soon as possible. She posted the photos of herself to the Transgender Community friendship page, in which she wore three different colored wigs a dark brown bob um. Then it says that she did commute commit her first

two killings more than four decades ago. So I don't care, I don't definitely kill, don't mind it. It's just like I love put some effort in to it, literally like he's like throwing but throwing a wig and said let's go. But she killed three people that too. I don't care. In the face got for how to fuck you? Looking at you? Gotta do just a little more. Give me some lips they give away, keep going. She still looks

like she's She was twenty eight years old. She stabbed her stepfather, so it's only people close to her, her stepfather um to death and like to death. To be clear, we're not supposed to be laughing. We're all laughing because she looks such a best. We had met a male accomplice who she helped kill, who she helped rob and

kill um a nineteen year old sailor. Why so that the stranger and then she spent six years in the jail for the murdering the murdering before being extradited to where she was again jailed for her stepfather's man's laughter. So then she was serving time um after for killing her future fiancee, who began writing her as a pen pal from jail. I don't like this. And after being released on parole um in ninety one, she moved in um to the fiance that she was penpelling with and

then killed her six years later. What the fun? How was? How was? How was she out murder Monday? Why's she killing everybody? I just don't understand. That's that's a lot of how kids your wife? She still wanted to beat her ass and you know what all parts of her, who she was and who I mean, damn, you want to have to kill off she killing everybody else? You're really gonna try. You have to shoot that. I'm not doing that. They ain't about to die from a bit

and looked like this. Imagine if that bitch kill you, like if I'm gonna die by motherfucker. You want them to be pretty wheezy. Can't be that motherfucker. I'm not saying I want you to be attractive, but look like, all right, maybe I can see how you couldn't put up a fight. That's not how whatever? Like you know, okay, we see like, okay, we see why women went home with Ted Bundy, Ted Bundy, or we see how certain people killed they gotta look but this motherfucker. You could

have read something, you could have did something. Now, beauty is in the eye of the belder. No, not in this case. You ain't ship because let me tell you something. I mean people want to talk about Caitlyn Jenner puts effort in. That was my thing. It's like she thinking serial color. I'm saying that she looks terrible, and what I'm saying is not j looks terrible. No, she puts effort in. Yes, she's wearing makeup, she's doing her nails,

she's trying, and she's a very masked body. The money, the money that Caitlin has, I'm sorry, I don't see no highlight going on, no cartour bit. She was a card so old people Caitlin tries. I'm sorry. This woman just literally just put on awake like no lists, nothing else, like nothing. Goddam, I ain't got no money. I don't think. I don't think Caitlyn has lace. I think it's a wig as well. Caitlyn's hair. Yeah, you know, white people do, except for Regina all right, horrid or of our sex

tip of the week. We know you got one. I have one, and I really can't. I can't very very much prepaired. I even tried it again this week and make sure we're still lit um. Just a verification and approved, you know what I'm saying. I like that it had a blue check ready all right. So, and I don't know if this is vanilla, because I don't know if people already doing this, But every time I tell people,

they'd be like, bitch, what okay? You know how you go for like your mid sex like snack, You take a little breakrick a little water to get like maybe a little snack or something like that, and because you're tired, but I don't know how long you you know how sometimes you'll cut up a little charcoonery board to get back to it. You know, some people some for snacks, but a really good mid uh sex snack is grapes. I like, you know, organic green grapes. Green was it

to have? Let me tell you what. Let's green and red health benefits? Bro. I just I just prefer green. But make sure they're organic, because you don't want to be like pesticides and ship on it. Now, what you're gonna do is make sure to think writing now much that organic label. It's just so that they could charge you an extra eight three cents. Bro it ain't. It's still like they said, when your thin, the skin is

thin like a banana is very important. Avocado. No, because like maybe like the pesticide, it's all germs, it's apice. I don't want to be pesticides. Because what you wanna do with these grapes, right? You want to freeze and put them in infigerator and you're gonna just start put them in pussypes. First of all, you're not gonna be reading me like this now, I think the internet. No, I didn't, and you came to me. Let me put these frozen grapes to listen. Listen, let me tell you

you put them with your partner. You're saying. The first time we did it, he was having he had him in his mouth whenever he would put it in my mouth and I'll roll it out of my mouth. I like swapping like salibray and ship. So I was rolling it around in my mouth and he put it back in his mouth, and he would take it out of his mouth and push it into my pussy with either his finger or his tongue and then just kind of

like eat him out. And we were doing this the first time, right, I had my phone, you know, I'm saying, so we can have an angle there because we had an audience, you know, because COVID kinking got me on a lot of cameras and ship. So you know what I'm saying. I got my camera here, he got the camera here while he eating my fussy and other people watching the ship. He just eating grapes out of It's so much better any other. Only did it with grapes because if it was something else, I wanted it to

be something I was kind of like in closes. I wouldn't do it with like a strawberry because of the seeds and ship like that. Oh yeah, he said, I don't want strawberry seeds. I don't want to say, but I'll take some grapes, some organic grapes now white green, because that's why I wanted to spreen. So there are there is a difference between in red and green grape. So the most almost difference between is the color, obviously, but the red color is caused by the disease fighting

antioxidants flavor noids, which also carry and inflammatory properties. So which one was your favorite? Like? Green? Gotcha? Now? The green ones contain vitamin C and which are important for groping. You was smart and it helps them blood clotting. They have vitamin kay in it. Look at that vitamin kay. Yeah her come wach not the cuchi did though. I got to say, what did you do to the kuchi? Yeah?

Every my favorite. But also make sure that you count them when you're putting them in because sometimes if they start to warmous. Did you ever lose a grape video COUCHI so this week and I was like, funk, I forgot to count them. So I was just trying to like people like make sure it was nothing nothing else. A fellow grapes in the coupe. She lives maybe my life. You really came in here with a sex tip that

we have never thought of. Vanilla. I was like, I don't know if this is not really kind of thought, like it's great, it's him eating grapes out of my pussy something, because they've seen it all. There are sometimes like am I even kinky anymore? Like you know sometimes it just starts things, even kick you and let you know that bitch. Yeah, I'm just had moments where I'm like, this this really you'll really don't be doing it? No, we don't Okay, I'm still kinking dude. Um, yeah, we

we know you want her to come back. Um let's start with the d M you gave. And just so you know, Wheezy put out a bird call for all the birds to come calling. Are there any really not a real bird? But you know in a good way. I don't know how it got up. I was, Oh my god, let me be some of the comments. Are there any real fucking freaks? I want to come a horrible pod No celebs, no podcasters, tell me how disgusting you are, and if you can make it next Thursday

in New York. I just want to read the first comment I have about six abortion in recent years. I feel like talking about abortion when we normalized, because we shouldn't be ashamed, and the notion that will shame get it, well, damn be here like Joathan talking about d You just pushed that baby out da and then weren't the babies kicking? That was so m sorry. Now look at a little trying to flix. I would love to come in and chop it up at y'all have a plethora of explicit ship.

I say, I'm gonna check you now because you used to always check me when I said, boom it is. I'm sorry, Yoh should track down the women from Two Girls, One Cup. One of them dies really were We talked about it a long time ago. Rest in peace, go back you probably Here is the message I got from my shoes sent the d M to the message to mean that I started my own podcast a few months ago because I needed to share my wild an. We would like to ask you out, just what do you

want to hear about? Let's just go new americally one How a turd fell out of my ask during face like that. Yeah, you know what, that's what we started. We're going to Americally. Okay. So I just right before COVID happened, I just started getting into a no play. It was something that I wanted to do, but it just kind of never really. So I needed somebody who was going to be like, take it slow with me, because my booty hood don't you want to stretch the way in the same so like you gotta be slowly.

So found somebody who was willing to like take it slow with me, right, And this is right before COVID. So then COVID happened, the world shut down. Now I'm on fucking house party and skypers playing with my place. I forgot about right. No, that's probably through most of COVID. We had so me like masturbation circles on house party

and shop was fun. We're on um, we were on FaceTime actually, and this is the first person that's you know, showing me how to play in my ass a dude, and um, so you know, I laid my little towel down on the bed, I propped my little try pied up on the nice thing. I get all comfortable, got my lungs r getting you're feeling off sixty and ship. So I start playing with my pussy and playing in my ass and ship like that he's masturbating. He's also playing in his ass, and ship is lit as fun

and so on the house party. You know, this was one Facetome were first masturbating on house party with people jump in. No, people can't jump in, but we were at first on house party and then he was like, so like hit me up on the side. I was like, okay, so we're uh, we are um, you know, master being a ship. We come. You know, I'm like, all right, go to sleeping ship. So we hang up on FaceTime and I hopped down off my bed because I'm about to get the towel. Moved the towel and ship like that.

And I looked down and it's too like maybe like a quarter size turn like a nickel size, like a great you know, say, like a nickelsack. And I was like, ship, he saw it? So I was like, did he see it? So I'll call my best friend. I was like, all right, bitch, listen,

but you didn't. You didn't feel the turd me. I was like, I don't know at what point turns just pop. Just what I'm saying, I'm that, how do you eat that your ship don't stay or you know that you don't feel like ground you never I'm thinking like maybe he was a frozen grape coming out in and out with toys and ship like that. Sometimes it feels like ship a little bit. So I looked at him, like you all my best friend I was like, bitch, I was like, I think this nig just stow me on FaceTime.

She's like, what are you talking about? And I'm telling her. She was like, you can never see him again, you can never talk to him again. I was like, I can't do that. I gotta see him again. So it hunted me for like a day and then I call him and that's all it took one day. One day. So I text him the next day. I was like, so, like, you didn't know you did not text them? Hey did you see the turds that fell up my pretty much? And when he say he was like, no, I didn't

see that. He was like, but that's why it's really important for you to make sure you're do an animal before you do. And he was great, he this, like that is what I love. What don't you want him to because they are they're very understanding. Ship happens. It's a sucking asshole. He did my ship happens though. I told you had a little kid mark my just my man just pulled the sheets and it was cool, you know, like it wasn't that nice. He's like, it's okay. Baby

even wiped my ass one time. That's not what Mandy. What like a baby? We had like a baby like I when it got the white, I would have got the white and he girl, no, but like a baby, like no, some weird powder. He literally did this, how about he gotta put the finger in between the key and then was like yes and you know we're getting along. But let me tell you what he did, literally wipe my ass like that. That's look. So he sent me like this six page infographic of how to like properly

do an enema after Oh he a real one? Did you keep him? Yeah? For like a year? Wow? And your shitty body asks kept this let me do that. But after that I learned now I gotta do animals every time I'm playing a mask. And it hasn't happened since, so you know, you know it was it all day? Well, so you should drink FaceTime number two. How I thought I was going to end up with pink Pink I after a night of having a man rubbed his asshole up and down my face. Now, before you even start

with the story, were you just laying down? He just kept going up and down? So I was having a threesome. Excuse me? And they were. I went to take like a little water breaking I'm saying. I came back. It's very healthy. You had mentioned food and one nack. You gotta I gotta. I like the squirrel for a very long time. I do like a like rounds. Same bitch, you taking a snack, you gotta takes like we have water bottles on east side of the bed. Um, what

are the most rounds that you've endured? Do sex parties counts? Do three sums count? Yes? Sure? All right? How many rounds? I would say there was no less than like maybe like fifteen or twenty. And the night ended and exactly you got like eight rounds per guy. I was still trying to the end of the night. We ended at like two am. Everybody like, bitch goos go to sleep, like yo'all thought it was gonna be late into starting. Okay, okay, so we're having we're having three sums. He's I come

back from my little water break. He is sucking ship. I heard that Shi was list So I came back and I came like behind. I know he liked his ass like play with. So I came behind him and I was on my knees and I was kind of like what he was like sucking her. So he was kind of like rubbing his ass like on my tongue. But it wasn't like the kind I was. I was thinking it was too far into. I couldn't quite get this. He was just looking at his asshole what I'm saying.

But he was intentionally, Like when he came back, he was trying to make sure he got the whole tongue, you know what I'm saying. So he was like really kind of like trying to get yeah up there. And so you know, we're breathing in somebody's asshole. It's like sweat and to live and ship. So it's just like a whole bunch of just wetness and ship and you know, probably some juice. And so the next day I was like, I got a little extra crust in my eyes today, and I was like, do I think I? I was like,

it would make sense, would it be worth it? I'm all right with it if it happened. So I thought it was gonna pink, but I didn't What comes three years? What was it with the crust of my I don't know. I think it was just so much maybe maybe before you get pink. I like, the mucus in your eye built is it called mucus? I don't know. The crust in your eye built up. I think it was alive, but it never got pink. It never got to itchy.

So I was like I didn't even care. Wow, I literally at the punt type, how do you yet Number one was u c I. Number two was pink ii um conjunctive ritus spread through hand to eye contact that are contaminated with the virus. I district wow, fecal matters in there. You say you pink, you can fart on somebody pillowp supposedly, and I get him, pink, get the fuck out of here. Number three my vibrator going off in the overhead a plane. All right, so did you

press a button? No? I think something else pressed the button. I was, um, you know, I get on a plane, I sit down and got the little window seat, my bags up and the ship. I put my headphones and I'm listening to whatever the fun listen to be horrible. Decision is loky, And people are walking past, and I'm like, you know, they're kind of going doing one of these and I'm like what are they looking at? Like what's going on? And so the story just coming with, like

excuse me, do you is your back there? I was like, yeah, you're like something vibrating. I was like, my phone. Now, I bet you her phone as she's going to turn off her other phones, like get in my bag and find where it is in my bag to press this button to like turn the ship off. I was embarrassed. I was so fucking embarrassed. I was also young. What did you do? You just laughed? I mean, what did you do? It turned it off and it sat in

my seat because what else? What else? I couldn't do that, and I didn't want to take it out, you know what I'm saying. So I just had to just feel my way and turn it off. My god, so I've had um, what we're gonna say, vibrators go off in my house, same under and I'd be like, the whole night like that. I really think it just start going off by yourself. Yes, you know, I've never had that happen.

And I'd be like, you know, it's like a fansom. No, you don't have a fansom that just goes around turning on your deal, but this bit's gonna be dead when you want to use it. Progressives, So it's kind of sucking. Said to me yesterday, as we're like trying to do some work, He's like, bro, why are you looking at my dick like this? And I was like, I don't know, And he's like, do you think you have exddiction? I

was like, oh my god, and like he's laughing. I'm like, you know, many said that ship and he was like, Nick, you really may have a sex addiction. I told you I don't think I do, because I feel like I could just come and it's fine, and like that does I went enjoying sex though, like I just I didn't think she can't enjoy sex. But the bitch was coming from a Starbucks that had to pull over. Just made her boy that moment, I'm mascurated my nail salon once.

I was are we can't folks wait, you're getting your nails under your toes done. I'm not. I was getting my nails done. But I came early and somebody had just sent me a video. I was watching it in the car and as I'm like walking in like watching the video, I was like, fuck money, like went the bathroom. Just let her out quick. I have to do that too, just make it through the day when she was cleaning up on anything juice. Sometimes I like to do it

and keep the smell. This was pre COVID as well, right, yes it was, but it's previd so mine does get to the filth that we lived in COVID. I would do it now. I would for the filth. We lived in part of COVID and he just said the other day, just like my friends be coming in the house washing their hands, like man washing his hands before you get in the house. I said, my man wash his hands while we in the middle of hot sex on the couch. He'll pause to go watch his hands before what is

real you want to make it is? And that's why I like, I love it. But he's like, that's just also a level of kinkiness and respect that I haven't had from other partners. I thought she was gonna say that I don't have that I haven't had from like parties in the past. And I sat on this show and clearly Abition had a whole lot of partners. Niggas ain't just going like, first off, my pussy and my

buddhole type. So the sex addiction, right, it's literally that, like an hour later, I was in my bedroom and my virator starts going off, and I was like, yeah, maybe I'm possessed by like a dick devil and maybe taunting me something and a phantom what what the It's a phantom vibration, right, So I'm saying, maybe there's like something's going on, just hear me out. When I'm really trying to just do my job and like get ship done, I can't because this wave of like home comes over

me and I feel like a wave of hope. I feel that, I feel like it's a tempt and if the vibrator is just going off in the middle of me trying to do work, Like bro, sometimes I can't even can you explain because we have a lot of homes that listen to us, But can y'all both explain this whole wave of sensation working Sometimes I'm working from home, right, I'll be working sometimes and I looked at my look at my little pinholder recently, it's like a little cup.

There's a fucking wand in there, And I was like, why are you doing it? Sometimes you just gotta just, you know, bust that little net real quickly. I can't. I can't like shapes, colors, sounds, everything makes you want to fun and you're not a sex addict, but I won't like I can still wait, I was still a function, but hold on, you're not a function. The only thing that I that the category in sex addiction that made me think I didn't have it is it was talking

about how like you'll do anything to have sex. I just need to come, Like Mandy always says to me, she'll understand why I like to masturbate when I have a nigger and I'm like, I just like masturbating, Like I say, I don't understand because i'd be loving and do I do it sometimes more than you've gone without masturbating this twelve hours. Um, I've definitely gone like a week. Bitch must have been when I'm when I'm depressed, like

I can't even think of it. But like as in my normal state, I don't know, I came like before I got here, you don't. I couldn't even masturbate or have sex for like there was at least like a one to maybe six week period. It's weird. It's a weird COVID COVID depression anxiety all that year when your body is just like to know and then you need outside things to like make you horny, like I like looking at nicks in the street and then I want to go home and the s and now y'all wear

a mask. Now I know how to masturbate to the mask, Like my body has changed. I love that you're talking about this because for those of you who do not know, this month is month and masturbation Masturbation month was national masturbation months. Government made sure on everybody's calendar. This is just a fact if you look up on real things dot com and basically the government the cover take this off reasons. So basically the government was like, yo, things

are getting tense, like Trump's, you know, our president. We got to figure out how to work this out. So they made May the entire month the master retory month. Is there? Really, are you serious? No, she's looking like before it like like, but you know what it was before when, because bitch, when I was in school. But it's a thing though, But I know said who said nation under God, indivisible with liberty and all? I think we know this better than live to every vinyes. It's

the white brainwashing. Dr Umar said. They teach us this white song. And all I'm saying is, if you watch anything about the Black Panther Party in the schools that they made for our children, I bet you them kids knew ever left every voice and saying that here we now with a Florida education and no indivisible. I don't even know what that means. Still you you can't divide something, Okay, yeah, bitch boom, I mean you can states. It's like they say they can't divide us, but bitch, we divided. We

went through segregation. I why do we have to say that y'all was dividing us? Why look at me? They got there in the room right now. I do feel bad that I was joking when I said I didn't know indivisible bees. But just when I was more years old doing this, that why my MoMA ain't let me do that? She was like, you don't pledgedly just to know damn flag? Really? Oh no, my mother not. I come from a very Islamic background. My mother was like, did your teachers ever have an issue with you not

doing it? And now look at you? Indivisible by your booty? We do know, way, the booty is not indivisible. I was about to say, it's right there, but technically the Buddha cheeks is indivisible, but they'd invisible. Now, what's the craziest stories on your list? Is number four? As you don't even remember numbered it like it was a goddamn school project. He didn't you too know? Okay, I need you to know the problems. I was looking for an

assistant on Twitter. Dog no bulls. If you can list out the ways that you're a fucking hole, list out that the tasks I have for the day. What we get into something about I don't even want to say. What happened at the party? Do you? Or? And something slipped out? Why you just have stuff slipping out your Orphansis this so that a little loose she got a

turd and now was slipped out? You know what when you get when you get turned on, your ship must really when I get turned on when I'm sucking my pussy, just be pulling condoms off like that. It just ends up inside started we got into episode one, how this happened? All right? So mad a sex party and um there was this couple. I'm playing with this couple end up

a dude or whatever. It was great after Resun did a little after care, the little hug and cuddles and ship and personally, I like to like clean the person that I'm having sex with. After I like to like grab a baby wife. Just I just I'm not maybe I'm a little bit motherly. I just like to I like to be kids. But let's come up with we're carrying. That's you know I do. I want you to know that I appreciate that. A little weird wifey, I'm gonna get you a d I'm not doing that or suck

it up. But so like I'm wiping him down and said, we did a little aftercare situation, and you know what about the rest of my time at this party. So sometimes I like to take a little bak. I'm not gonna have sex somebody to just throw some hands in here, so we have a mouth there or whatever. So I'm doing that floating around the party. It gets towards the end of the night and the guy, my partner that I can't with, the one I had of turf out out of my booty with, he is like kind of

like laying around. I was like, let me go lay over there. Maybe I can get some dicker song. So we're laying around, we're Cindaly, we're talking to ship. First of all, she was late. I was so freaking for any damn um. We are laying around, We're kind of like we're talking and ship, and so at one point we start like playing or whatever. So he's like eating my pussy and he's like playing with my pussy and ship like that, like on the outside, kising my thighs

and ship it. So like I know where we're going. So he starts eating my pussy and like fingering my pussy at the same time because I love that ship, and so all of a sudden he kind of like like chuckles, and I was like, you can't be laughing while you got fingers in my pussy. What then is going on? And he kind of goes like this and like pools out of fucking condom. And I was like, bro, I'm shaking down thinking about I was like, oh my god. He was like, don't worry about it. He was like,

you would be surprised how often has happened. I was like, this is about like your fucking slutty ass. Oh. He was real sucky about that. He like the turd out your ass in the corn as saying. He was like, you know, it happens. He doesn't make anything awkward and like you know saying, I was you should have married. But then he you know what I'm saying, let me see like where my phone hat he was black, Yes, I did. I just did not think that was gonna

cry around. But the lift every voice and seeing made me feel like it would be And then right like he pulled it out. He's like kind of like tossed the side and he kept He was like, hey, at least she's safe. Wow, I'm only paid one out. Can I also ask you because a lot of people are curious, and I mean, we we talked about this often, but you, um are in Jersey. So is this at a specific club in Philly, Jersey? What what area of the world

were I'll travel that sex party? This, this, this, this group they don't have a names, like a friend group that throws the dopest fucking sex parties, the party at the party ship. Okay, this is some hose uniting ship. Okay, it's a small world, guys, y'all know how we kind of record, but we have a we have a lot of people behind the camera right now and ironically some of the sex club with our guests right now. I

don't think this is shocking at all. No, only because he's also at every every time I've been to the sex club. He's been there as well. But okay, so there's sorry. I mean, I mean, I'm just saying, hey, friends, but I want to ask you though you're going, you're you're traveling, you're willing to travel because you're driving up from Jersey. Um, how would someone be a part of this if it's not like a public thing? Is it through life? Is there a discord this out in particular

is invite only it's a very select group. How many people? Then? If it's only how many people would you say it would be I've been to this place maybe like three or four times, and and there was anywhere between obviously like twenty five to maybe like people, it's okay, it's a fairly small and that even something oh that's a lot because people like come in and out. Like the other day, I had a home girl time he shoes at this spot. She's like, bro, it's like an underground

spot is lit. I was like, how many people in there? And she was like, it's not that much, just like seventy a lot of people. I don't know, like how many square feet? Not not with this with being invite only to forty Was this something actively going on during COVID and how what were there different COVID measures take him? So before you go to the party, they expect you to get a COVID test, like three days before like flying international now here results to the people. So that

was like the COVID measures. Actually that's way safer. Then let's talk about if you don't want to accept the risk and don't come. You know, I'm saying, that's that's how I feel about it, Like there' ship going on if you you know, I'm like, you know when COVID first started and people were like like I remember, no,

I can't say that. No, no, it wasn't you. It was like it was rough because Manny and I didn't event and I caught COVID at the event, and then and then and then we still ain't post the video because here I go, gut of champagne in my mouth, in my face, and then we like, so I think, because you're positive, we shouldn't post the video. You know what's funny, I've been doing the same thing, like maybe I shouldn't say shouldn't do that ship because you said,

if you get accept the risk. But I'm so sorry, and I want to just all rude in the mood. But I can't say rest in peace. But I just want to say anybody who like, like really stuffered during COVID, even edding super sick and we're almost supposed it here because comfort almost took him down. Like I'm saying, but I'm not saying. I'm not saying you should be out

here just wilding recklessly, but like we were. But you know, if you're doing something, you got to understand that you were accepting a risk and you're not willing to take that risk and don't go. And it's fun up because it's just like, damn, you know, we got that deposit a minute ago and I didn't want the rest of it. But and also like you're already locked up at home, so it's like, oh, we can get a vacation and

this thing is so mind you. I had lived in Mexico last year, so I was like telling me Andy, like, oh, they had a drawn for us too. I had was able to get us bts and Mandy and I always be like, b roll of our video. Bro. The video was so fun. I made it through COVID, not you made it through Mitch. I test the positive like a month straight. That was hell for me. What it is? It's a TV T now R Andandy and I literally

I sent you the video one s up. I said, you have any edits and she wrote back and said, I'm literally she we get the video back, I said, I said, I am. I am at home not being able to do a thing until I test negatives. Max Win, we cannot post this fucking video right now. You know. She's like, okay, we'll post it later. There was one edit I had. There was a moment where I took uh my mask off and put it back on, and around me are bitious shake in their ass, and I

am one person. It is Steve full the nigg is while they in the back there's dudes with guns squirting our out. But all the way, I also need you to know, and I also need you to know the fact that I didn't catch that. I did catch COVID, but Wheezy had bitches sucking cucumbers and then out of their mouths. She was holding the cucumbers in her hand, no sanitizer in between, because but you ain't used that sanitizer. But after the cucumbers, was just fucking deep throated all

back in the throat. You know where COVID is, they said, COVID and air. But here's what was sucked up. So mind you, this is at a point in time, this was in October, where like what are we seven months out? I don't know the math, but what I know is

we shouldn't have been there. So in Mexico, we were living in a smaller community, so like it was just not as many people weren't getting COVID like they were in the States at the point time, So because they was going to to Loom and then living and getting Remember nobody at the time was they weren't hot and heavy in Sloom at that point. Not when I was living there. Like there wasn't even things open, right, We'd have to like go to jungle parties because there was

restaurants even open. No indoor forest parties, so for it rain forest. So long story short, this was the first time I had known someone that got COVID and I was in contact with Mandy bro Do you know how hard it was to find a COVID test in Mexico. This is before contests are available, Okay, like now you have to have a test required to do passports whatever. Nigger, I had to go to a fucking Walmart parking lot

because only Mexican residents were allowed to get it. A Walmart parking lot to get an underground COVID test because it's still Mexico, so you can get you done. Has met me in the hasmat suit came out. He goes, hey, g with the G because he couldn't didn't know how to say my name. Gave me a little test. I was like, well, how would I know the results? Always send a message and I'm like okay. Two days later someone hits me up and he told me in Spanish,

negatievil you trusted it, not underground walmarket. I say, I mean, I think they just want me to just be like, all right. They just wanted you're gonna send her friends to you could know, nigga. If that was I think what three pats it would have been like nine bucks. I mean, yeah, maybe a little. But the point is it was so hard to find this COVID test. And then I was mad at Mandy Sail, like, why you ain't telling me? I said, I posted it to Instagram.

Everyone knows COVID, bitch. I made a whole post the whole world. No, this house sound not Mandy at COVID, but all showing text me piece my niece, you got COVID. No. But also but also here's the responsible thing, right, don't just assume that you don't have COVID because someone around you didn't come to you and say so. I say that to say I was in a group chat. Everyone then went. Six of my friends traveled with me because

as we all knew the risks. We all got tested and all of my friends tested negative, went at home. I was in Mexico. So you thought I didn't think you weren't gonna get a test after being very festival, How man, I didn't know. I'm sorry. If we all go to a sex club, you just gonna wait for someone to get birded to say maybe I should get a test. No, if you go to a sex club and you know the risk, you should get tested because you care about yourself. I told the world and I

found out. Let's talk about how you found out. You know what I mean. But that's what I just said in terms of getting tested. If you go to a sex club and you know you engaged into in some activities that are questionable, you're not gonna wait for someone at the sex club to be like hook so kind

of itching, maybe you should get tested. No, if you know you engaged in some irresponsible, irresponsible activity as an adult, that's your responsibility to care about sex with or we're around, say you would tell them if you had clamidia, if you suck them, right, I mean at a sex club where I don't owe you really ship? No, probably not, maybe my p Yeah. I go to the sex club all the time. And you I've been to the sex club and met him five times. Just got his number

because he's coming on the show. I've had sex with you. Don't know that. I'm really honest with you, but she got my name and number. I've been to the sex club. I've been to the sex club a number of times, engage in sex where I've met girls, hug them, nice to meet you, and they were like, girl, we funk last time you were here. I have sex with people where I don't know their name, numbers, Instagram. But what I'm saying Isamia. No, I'm not hitting up the people

at the sex because I don't know. But if you can't, you can't. I announced it to the world, but she followed me. She got the message ship. God damn it. Anyway, I won't. I've been different because I love y'all. So are we getting out of ship? And she's like, girl, I want to hear a decision? Was fighting in all right, homail for this week, Here we go, Hi, ladies. First off, clearly I've been living under rock because I just came across this pod recently. You are so dope and I've

envintioned all your videos. Okay, well, we're glad you're out of the rock. Curious to know your thoughts on fucking friends in relationships. Had a casual situation ships with one of my best friends way back, typical by college girls ship. Since then, we've had on and off flings over the years, and whenever our needs weren't met in introspective relationships, baby started getting on. Fast forward to now she has a

whole family and I'm newly single. Lately, whenever we drink, she's all over me and it's um and the honest is always on me to stop it, but not sorry she typed it weird, not gonna lie in an occasion, I give in. I'm torn because I feel like this is some young bitch ship and I eventually I think she means fucking people in relationships, and eventually it'll funk up the friendship. And honestly, there's a thrill to sneaking

around and the sexiest bomb. Plus she's also no help because if we fun, she feels guilty the next day. But if I say no, she gets up set. It feels insecure, and my trash friend for letting it continue, I don't think. I think, first of all, it matters. Did she say that they were friends before they were sucking, because I think that that makes a difference. If you met her fucking and y'all keep going back to each other,

I think that's one thing. But if it was a friend before y'all were sucking, I think my friends, so I don't suck my friends that I've been friends with before. But if I met you through some kinky ship and we're fucking, they were also friends, and that's that's a little bit different. So I think that that makes it a little bit different. The only I have the only person I've had sex with, and now it's weird if

we have sex again, I think it's venus. But I met her on some like we met made out that night, run to the strip, cause like we knew we were gonna suck, and now it's weird because we're so we're such good friends. And I said the other day she was like my sister, and she was like bitch, what I your sister? Have your sister? She got mad. You should have said I'm into ancest man. Sorry, Okay, I

didn't know, but it's interesting. Dynamics change for everybody. Mandy's slept with her friends can still I'm kind of where you are where. I'm like, if we met like that, maybe we can't. But now I genuinely don't know. Um. My advice to her would be to really decide what about it is making her uncomfortable? Does she want more

from this person? Is she also friends with the partner, so she feels like she's betraying the partner by engaging in sex with with her Still, UM, I feel like it needs to be a conversation because maybe, um, it is just fun to this friend and she's overthinking. I think there's a lot of overthinking that has to be. And I mean I've fucked friends and they felt away that things didn't change. I said, but you still my friend? Am I supposed to like make your drinks? Now? No, bitch,

we don't go together. You said, go get your own drink at the fridge. So I mean it might be to where they're they're confused that maybe them thinking the dynamic is supposed to change and it's not or they wanted to and don't know how to voice that. So I feel like, you know, I think maybe they're overthinking it, but they need to have this conversation with where they're in their minds with their friend that they're having sex with. Yeah,

I think that's of us. Well, now you can let them know where they can listen to your podcast because they what's your favorite episode? Tell them that one to my favorite episode of you guys. My favorite episode, Um, I think it's one of my recent episodes about why I'm proud to be a slut and what it means to me to be a slugg Yeah, I'm all about don't don't do, no slust shame and that ship is no slust shame and no kick shaman. Um and go ahead and also drop your hand definitely was like damn

and it got me on this couch. Whoa check after? So your pod name and then your handles. My podcast is the fun Sexual Podcast and you guys can find me at the fun Sexual on Instagram. And you probably knew that was the name of the podcast. It's the type of this episode. But we really enjoyed you I'm sure that we are. Everyone enjoyed a week when you get get another numerical four and you gotta come back into people to work my way up. I got you on the list that I gotta check off. And what's

your podcast about again? It's about It's all about sex positivity, body positivity and kink and all the ship that I like to do, and you do it alone. Yes, I do. I like that. I love when people like talking. If you're engaging and entertaining enough, I can listen to someone, I'd say at least thirty five minutes. So that's why I try to like guess like Kinks with Kiki her

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the thing is check us out again. We're gonna leave you guys with a five minute bonus clip. MA, thank you so fucking much love for joining. Motherfucking does you a motherfucking he has been another episode decisions baby, wait, let me explain before he stand girl, I'm about to have it's about to be how to that? Okay? Like wait, come wait, my ass hit the street. So it's gonna be like that. Okay. So so Medina is going to say, uh, some sort of sentence and we're gonna lead into this

kind of as well. Um, I do want to give kudos to Jaden x D who do Nigga Peace Theater? Uh? Did you do it by chapters? So they created a Nigga Peace Theater and what it is it is it's a book but each of them write a chapter back and forth and they don't know what's gonna happen with the characters, but read Yes, So hopefully we can just get some poetry going to where we don't know where we're going, but we go somewhere hopefully. All So, Medina, do you want to start, Let's set let's set the

scene first. Uh, let's do a poetry. Let's do a place, think of a place where we are where. Oh me, if I had something in my mind, I was ready to do. Let's just the next time, we need to pick a spade and what's going on what's going on? Let's pretty silent. I love you, you don't love me, and I'm like, see this how you end up on murder mysteries. I'm like, baby, please I need that. I won't that. Don't you like that? Ass clap? Baby? I told you what this was from the beginning. I don't

know why you want to do more. But there's the door because I ain't doing this. You've got laught all. I'm trying to be the nigga bro. Y'all. This smart gonna work. You gotta laugh while I beat a digger. Hold on, all right, I gave you what you wanted. I licked that pussy. I stuck it in your boota hole. But now, but now I'm gonna show you that dog because we're done. We're done. But didn't you have fun? I waited. I waited in front of the microwave for

them honey buns. They was turning, they was twirling. I'm swirling and you don't even want But that was a good run. That was a good run. Yat, y'all, we're gonna get to where we're not laughing. Maybe we gotta we can't record this lie. We gotta do it to where we could have may edit the ship up, really start juggling while I'm trying to be the nigga, bro, because I was about to sit here and give it to you like a nigga was in your feelings. We gotta do it. We gotta do it, y'all. Let us

know what you think too. And you know what, maybe we'll let the patrons give us the scene and what's going on. That would be great. So we gotta come up with a name for it, um. But basically what we'll do is we'll give you, guys, like anywhere from two to four minutes of of a poem that takes us in all different directions. So maybe maybe we could do you know, a nigga one in his girl to get an abortion, or maybe we can do we do

have to have side check chronicles. We definitely have to do a woman a woman about a niggas where one of us don't even want the nigga and you're coming to me about the nigga. I think I think another one we should do. I know you inside and I know that's my man, bitch. Do you gotta plan be okay, calm down? How you already starting? I mean I think we should also do uh devil dick. You drove me crazy with the dick you gave me baby. Alright, see

do you see how you go? Y'all? Let me tell you how we did this on Instagram live and it started off real sexy and then Medina went and then there was an it and I was burdening. I was like, this started off for really good, and now you made me get get our a little out on our person plays and things and we got it and no personal thing. No bro, you can't laugh because I really voice on y'all. Alright to all of our patrons. Horrible decisions patrons, cocktails patrons,

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