Ep 217: Crabs, Bad Sex Tips & Feelings

here and without her bonnet. Thank god, she is in pajamas. So that's why we started with it's not a pajama. It should have been wheezy, it's a panma and she's it's a pant suit and she's at wa pant By the way, I just want to make a little comment. Um, somebody was like amazing and so shady and da yeah, but I am I'm sorry, I am well, And I want to be very clear in saying that if you're new to the show, I apologize if you're offended, but I apologize for them being offended me. If you had

an issue with my shadiness bit, you can leave. This is the show of four years and I'm going to continue to do it. It's not shade, it's judgment. I get the shade versus judgment, but I feel those are pj's. This is not a If you guys are watching us on YouTube, makes makes sir, you sworch what the sword you makes sure you make sure you search Horrible Decisions. Yes, this lovely, lovely, lovely audio that you guys get. You can also enjoy the full video episode on YouTube search

Horrible Decisions. You get to see us like on a set. We're in WTF studios, but we do actually put money into you guys watching us if you want to. So, if you thought the shade sounded shady and audio, wait till you add the face bitch. Every seriously, like like honestly, even the pauses, like I know you'all listen and y'all just hear the dead cricket silence. But when you wear the love video, there's a look that goes off. It's giving, it's giving judgment, it's giving. These are pjs and what

a pants slue is like a blazer and pants. You know what, I at least give me any that it's the outfit. It's it is. It's giving night, Will. But you know we're hearing queer with another episode for you guys. You guys have been requesting solo episodes and you know what, just to be a little messy boots, shut up. You wouldn't want to talking? Does that mean you gotta shut up? But I won't check God out on Bible stories with Brianda and not on this one. I I love all

of the guests we've had, do you I haven't. That's why some are archived. And I was gonna say all of you some of it. Some of them weren't great, some of them weren't. Um this actually has been a long time coming. Um our show is better received and higher rated without guests. And I think there's a particular thing to be said about Mandy and Eyes Dynamic that it is fun to watch. And what's happening with guests now, for anybody that's listening wants to come on horrible decisions,

I'm gonna tell you what I want. I want Mandy to share what she wants. Let's let's not speak for each other. Go ahead, let's go. Let's let let's talk about the guests we want. So for me, I'm kind of tired of y'all coming on to promote your ship

so hard. This is not the breakfast Club. We had an episode no, don't, don't, don't be, don't, don't make it too I'm trying to no recently where I realized like I felt like we were almost forced to do a billboard Yeah, And it's frustrating because I want you guys to come on and be your authentic selves and I want you to be so good that people rushed

to find you. Um. I will say one of the most popular episodes we've had within the last year was with UM shout out to Sophia Franklin, who came on this show clearly to promote her podcast and cross audiences. And I didn't feel like she served that thirstiness in her episode and much as other guests have. Yeah, Like she said it at the end, like and forgot about it, And it's just she was fun and entertaining and like a lot of people can do that without like try

ying so hard. And trust me, when you are on this fucking show and Nigga's love you, they will find you don't matter what they will be in the comments, what's their Instagram? What's this like? People will come to you if they're fucking with your vibe and right now, the vibe that y'all are giving, it's exhausting me. I just want to have fun on this show. I want to talk about kinky ship. I don't want you to

lie about the kinky ship you do. I don't want you to overdo it for us and like talk to my heart and black in fact about a fucking ad if you need it that bad, seriously, come on this show to have a good time with us and help people understand your kink and entertain others with us, and just enjoy the convo and not be so focused on the brand. Like I'm tired you me, bitch, you really want to pass it to me? Um No, do this? Okay, I ain't gonna do it. I mean, I'm going to

do it, but I'll be honest and saying. When Weezie and I started this show, we had so many authentic, genuine stories to share. We also started receiving feedback that it's sex. How y'all gonna make it past the Hunted episodes in the journey of this show, we've realized there were so many things that we had no education on or we didn't have experience with that we did start

loving to reach out to people within the community. Unfortunately, within trying to share what this pod was supposed to be, business happened, and I think that amidst trying to grow this in a space where it was profitable for us um which eventually led for us to leave our jobs, you know, thank god, but we ran into a lot of disingenuine people that then you and I didn't say no to a lot of people over the last three and a half of year, and I think that was

because a lot of us wanted to see people winning the way we were winning, and so we collaped with another a lot of podcasters where whether they added anything to the overall messaging of this podcast, we thought it

would make for great content. I think that as we continued on it, just truly personal ventures got got messed with expectations, with entitlement with with where weezy and not really wanted to come back to just straight up giving you guys solid entertainment about how we lived in this non traditional lifestyle, kinky space. And we both decided we want to focus more on those stories. I don't want

to collab with celebs. Y'all hated the fucking City Girls, y'all hated some of the other pods that we've brought on board that are new, and y'all just wasn't feeling them.

I don't. We're not a fucking billboard. And though we're on black Effect, though Weezy has her studio now where she's allowing you guys to come in and build your brands with the fucking quality of the top notch podcasts out here, we want to get back to Horrible being fucking horribly disgusting and filthy without us feeling like we're sitting here hoping you sell your brand to our audience. Now, I will read you some interesting DM I've recently got. I just, oh, yeah, I don't even know. This is

basically your personal DM. No no no, no, people that want to come on the show. These are the people I want. Oh, we are going to get some of them on right. I'm responding to your posts requesting real freaks. I'm a filthy, nasty slut as part of my dominant I'm a submissive mastocist that loves public sex, Bruce Mark. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we did this since episode like to Okay, I'm going to you read.

I don't know what the funk you're saying, and I'm right here, son, slow it down and slow me down, can you. I am a submissive massacrest that loves public sex. I love bruises, Mark bites. I've been slapped, spit on lick during sessions. I've had sex in a forest preserved. Also, she's black, a fourth preserve, a construction site, music studios, and many a sex club. I'm also a thirty year old mom of twins. Bitch, come on, not fucking in the forest now? In this fuck yours the state trooper.

I just need to know who the fun she. She's a black woman that says she fucked in the forest. Why not just say the woods? When you say forest, they get realistic. I think I think they're parents. They're bitch, we need you because these are the kind of guests I want. But wait pause, forests and jungle. What's the difference, nigga? I mean, you're you're not that, but what is the difference? Because you do come from southing medical and so I

always get it wrong. South. Are they not close? You? Definitely? Russia was a today? So are you ready for this? Okay? Real quick? What's the difference between a forest and would? A forest has many tall trees and could be usually traveled by humans? The jungle jungle described or overgrown mass of vegetation over what's the woods? I think that's closer to the forest. But I was that's what we called the woods like in America. We got woods. We ain't

got jungles in America? Right, don't but we got a rainforest here? Or no that he don't have? I don't like that. I really be asking the questions that matter the matter. See here dissected jungles forests. It would you know why? It's because it's sincere and you want to learn. And I appreciate bro. I only come on here. There's nothing wrong with you wanted to know this and asking these questions? We got you know what to answer? Today? You do? There was no rainforest or jungles that a

bear could. We only had woods. What the definition of woods? How does that differ? Nigga? To know? Can you come woods? The woods is a is an area of land smaller than a pot woods force and then you got you got jungle. Okay, you we got rainforests technically. Wait wait wait, let me let me show you what I am. Technically. Put Rico is in the U. S of A. And they got the jun the junka forest forest, bitch, But

that's a forest. We're not. We were saying, Jungles, I said, in the U s A. America, Puerto Rico, not America, you were. It was giving mainland Mandy and but okay, that's what we're doing. Okay, shout out to all of y'all that was with me. None of y'all who was against me, like Edding and Wheezy right now, not against you. She just cried and she wasn't laughing with me. She was laughing at me. I feel the way I was

laughing at this situation. But there's technically a rainforest in America, in Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, the part of the US of A. Read the next DM. God Man, Now this girl I want to have on too. I was a phone sex operator specializing specializing in ABS adult baby syndrome. She went through training and everything we need to have her. Now there's a white guy who wrote us who's a gay sex worker. He said, he doesn't believe we've had

a hey escort on we did on Patreon. Don't want to talk about it now, I said, I was not. Tell us, tell us about your favorite client. He said, I was. Once in London, got a call from a rich Saudi man. I showed up and there was a Russian female escort lines of cooke on the table. They were vibing, wanting me to join. He asked me to help fuck her, but I could tell he was mostly gay. The best part was his brother was in the suite next door, so he made me practice what he would

do in case the brother came in. So here's the thing. I read the d M and I said, damn, this person sounds so interesting. Are you sure they're fully white? Because I was hoping maybe they were like Cuban or something where they were white. Presenting his name is it looks like it's Latina. His name Alexey, So I said,

can you make sure he's really white? Because to be very honest, this show, if we if we go back to talking about what the premise of this is, we used to say a thing in the very early beginning of this pod that things were wps. White people ship a lot of the things as far as kinks, paraphilias and lifestyle conversations that we have on this pod. A lot of people will be like A, no way black

people was doing that. And so as we get to where we want more guests like this, I do want them to be people of color too, but we can throw in, you know, if we can throw in a white every now and then, cool, we did, right, and she was. She's been probably our only white guest this year. We had somebody else white. We had someone else quite besides Eddie and Lola. Eddie's Latino. Oh was the anal filling girl also white, anal filling girl in her as No, she was Puerto Rican dia dia dia data. Um, yeah

that was. Lola was the only white person. So we could do one white person a quarter, I guess yeah, since we are a quarter? Are we were not only a quarter? Which I'm sixty nine or something seventy one. This vision whinning got her motherfucking DNA motherfucking tested. Alright, another we want you guys right into horrible decisions at Gmail or d m U S and seriously, don't just say pick me tell us why, oh my god, I picked me. I like having sex. Do you remember the

first email of the camera. No, No, like, we don't want you to come on and just say, oh my god, I'm such a freak. I like being funned. I will say there was an email we got when we first started. Friends were just so wild, crazy fun. But she was like, t LC, like you guys were cool. Is not an adjetive to come on horrible. It was the most random and I was like, can you tell me what's special about you? We're funk that literally we never responded, how

you aretand no outlined? You know, I gotta a lot with the hope that took up our catch up because I do like it, and there we have our eleven minutes. How much was it, Adams, let's catch you it damn it? Shit, all right, this is how you're going to treat me and my outline. I respected you and yours now you literally, But first off, that was a valid fucking question question. Let's not act like we don't be potting any here. Okay, Like people really didn't know the difference between woods forts

and jungles until now. Okay, ship, I think that nig didn't know. We ain't have rain for anyway. If y'all want to wonder why I asked these dumb ask questions, because well, it's also because I am a product of the Florida education school system. And speaking of Florida, that is, where are Vanilla's ship of a second? What what? I don't like the sign we have to give her her Let's not do it. No, it's just like I just get very embarrassed to tell people where I went to school.

Why Why, Because like I like to feel like I've elevated in life. You elevated from Florida to New York. I think that's an elevation. I just mean as far as like like if if there's ever a moment where I say something stupid and then people realize I'm from Florida, They'll be like, oh, great something, we have an excuse, spitch, Oh I live in my excuse. I'm from Florida. That's why I talked like this. ID love to use it. And now people are getting robbed and everything. That dog bitch,

you think I'm open the door, lock it. I've loved the edge does not act like a white man, because the regular white man would have been like, we have to go explore what was that sound? Guys, Let's slit up. Let's split up. Now, let it up, Let's slut up,

Let's slit up. Okay, So, our vanilla ship, for those of you guys who may be listening to us for the very first time, our vanilla ship is our odd sex stories or someone in the news sex adjacent to Jason and this one is very adjacent to sex because it has more so to do with relationships such as the South Florida couple that attempts it's a whole wedding at a mansion that they did not own. Many of you guys may have read about this. Um, oh you did not, so I don't want to say their names.

I won't say their last names. Courtney and Shanita invited family and friends to their dream home and estate for their weekend wedding celebration. The ceremony was Saturday, brunched to take place on Sunday. But what was the Airbnb situation? No, no, ma'am um, there was. There was just one problem. The couple did not own the sixteen thousand, three hundred square foot mansion and also did not have permission to use

it the suburban Fort Lauderdale estate. Let me tell you what the state wholes baby a bowl and alley, swimming pool, a waterfall, tennis courts, and a gazebo with an eight hundred foot bar. Okay Wilson, Oh my god, I see

a picture of it. Wilson, when arrested, said that it was God's plan that the couple married there is hold On, despite what the invitation inferred, the actual owner, Mr. Nathan never gave them permission to hold the festivities there, and he was stunned when Wilson and Shenita showed up Saturday morning to set up for their wedding hold On. He called the police. I have people trespassing on my property, told the nine one one dispatcher. Up Nathan told the

nine one one dispatcher. And they keep harassing me, calling me. They say that they're having a wedding here and it's God's message. I don't know what's going on. All I want is for it to stop. And they're sitting at my property right at the front gate right now. Two officers told Wilson that he would have to leave, and he did. No charges were filed. Um, of course, Mr Wilson said that I just don't want to talk about it. Um.

This is what he said to the South Florida Sun Sentinel. Um. Wait, the couple sent out elaborate invitations detailing their love stories, reconnecting after thirty years of about how he proposed over pizza and Christmas Eve and the ceremony would be followed by a red carpet cocktail hour. What the guy figured it was a vacant house that didn't realize someone lived on the property. He had no idea who lived there.

He was about to try to have people come up to this house that he didn't know really anyone lived in. He probably thought it was like one of them like Florida houses where people leave on a seasonal But shouldn't you check Florida? Why had to comment? Sense ain't so common? Apparent dog Shanita bro And so first off, they're probably married, they just didn't have a wedding. Do you think they're in jail? No? It said that no charges were pressed.

Um they did. They do also end with saying that Broward County records show a marriage license has been issued to the couple. Um, but they have not registered as married just yet. They just wad have a moment. So what's the difference? Real quick? So if you're let me read that again, because you have a marriage license but not registered. Told me with what that means. When I was dating the guy, was about to say, but she wasn't married. How you got honna tell you? Um vladdie

my dog. I was dating a Russian guy and he didn't have a wow. I don't think I ever told the story he didn't have a visa and or his visa was expired. You shared this story, bitch about how I had to go Treon. This was atreon story, so well, I don't want on it. He was a very nice man. Uh you know he got my dog keys from Moldova and you know it's happened. This is before we started back fucking black guys. I had a white guy moment, so I was still fucking niggas. No, I was backing

for it. When I did this, I was younger than when we started the pot was this, I was about to say, because when we started this pod, it was pink dick. I had just it was at least like yet you did at least a year of pink dick on this podcast. When I first moved to New York. It was with there was no melanine nose, Penis that's who. That was lover boy and dj AM restaurant guy and a lot of I just had never explored it. But anyway, okay, So this was I was very young, and I was like, oh,

of course I'll marry him. What's the big deal. We had to go to the court house and you have to get a paper that gets you ready to get married. I'm assuming that's the license or something, but whatever it was. We had to pay like one or something, and there was a paperwork, piece of paperwork that said we can go. You have to get that. I'm I'm assuming that's the license. And apparently you have to do it before weddings and all kinds of stuff, at least in Florida. So and

this is in Florida. Right when we were about to set the court date, I was like, you know what, I can't do it. And I felt so bad. Was he paying you for this? No? We were in of Yeah, I was. I mean, I was young. He wasn't at least gonna get thirty dollars, thirty thousand dollars because he was gonna get like a visa off for this, right, I just did it. I was so young at the time. I didn't understand we were doing. I just didn't want my boyfriend to leave when I tell you, when I

was young, but I'm gonna tell you what happened. I was willing to marry anybody for that thirty Kay and I went to Ultra and I was doing a lot of Milly ecstasy and I remember sitting by this tree. I think it was Cascade that was on, and I was like, I don't remember Cascade. Shout out to Cascade. Djago really well, no, I was something. He was thinking about the ice rink, thinking about the soap for the

bath sub anyway, Cascade is a skating rink in Atlanta. Okay, I hate when you drop your tone like that, so we know you know what you're being judge. I am that this little house pill pop and DJ you was listening to Okay, Scade and I think the song was but I just looked at me. They probably didn't have words. That's why you couldn't just say anything, because all them house music things just say three words per song, and then all you get is do did you do ye?

It's been that's what it sounds like. See what I mean. You couldn't even give words to me, not even lying cords. Give me the words. Let me look as you sung it so well, dame. Okay, hey, this is really there is no music. There's no words on that ship. In case people don't want to we we got it at least like ten seconds. We're gonna tell you something funny. Until before me, the Orlando show Men and I went to Miami to go see Cascade and did we do Molly, We did so. But we went to Space Ace and

that was my last time before Kobe really hit. And I was like, bro, we used to go crazy to this ship. So it's just wild to see how d days can keep their career. But I basically found out during it's crazy how podcasters can keep their career. No, but like it what yeah? But podcasting to me, like DJ is like like, bro, you don't even need words, you just played. You do need drugs, but you need drugs,

but people take drugs regardless. So to be a DJ that you just play little cute sounds that people get super high to, they don't even remember the bet after they take the drugs. Look, weasy just knows this is what she does, but she can't remember anything from this. I do I know this Sunday? Well something find me tother way. I no, Right, there's that many words in these I don't know what she's talking about. When's she gonna talk? This sounds a look I'm I am not

even high and I just want to go like a bit. Right. How do you know what this sounds like? Sex club music? You're not gonna not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. This is what plays on at the sex club shout out. This is for sure sex club porn type of music. Wait, I never put two and two together. Alright, alright, because this is not a music you have sex clubs. First of all, this is the music. And I'm not gonna lie when I when I go into the clubs, I'll be on my men like like in the music. I'm

not gonna lie. I do I feel like I'm a little snake. Wow, someone make this as a gift please. You feel like this is a snake with the sex club music. But what you just let me keep going is then I lick his balls like and then I linked from his balls up to his head. But to this music, where we feel like we're super in ecstasy. With no ecstasy, you need to do at making ecstasy. Bitch, I'd be on a bottle of tequila if you really want to know, and then I'd be like, bait, this

is why we need luke because I'm drunk. We just got a bottle. Of course, my pussy is gonna be dry, even though I wanted to be wet. I just drank a whole bottle of tequila with you. So yeah, I will tell you. Drug pussy is a real thing. Drug pussy. Drug pussy is not the real thing. Alcohol and type of drugs because even it drives you out, even when you smoke weed, a bitch be like, let me dry my pussy out. We drive my weed and liquor will dry your pussy out of it. So what type of

drugs don't dry your pussy out? Go ahead and share. I know you have experienced. I don't have not one that's hasn't dried me out. That's what I'm saying. So all of these substances dry the gott a pussy. So a guys, if you want to go to a sex club or a festival or to a bedroom and you've had any sort of drugs or liquor in your system. Just bring the loop so junk. She doesn't even realize we are off this motherfucker a lot. You don't think

I don't know it. Oh maybe I know where we're at, and I know and I know how long we've been recording pussyfing. We have been recording for twenty eight minutes. I got this pussy as you know, horrible decisionate that long today I got this. So we're gonna go into the hood of, So the hood of for this episode. I do want to talk to you because we started the hord derv Um segment I would say sometime in um.

And there's been a lot of media spaces, podcasts, blogs that have given sex tips, one of which being one that we all grew up on, Cosmopolitan. So I found this super wild um article. It's from babe dot com and it is a collection of the weirdest tips that Cosmopolitan has graced us with. Cosmotolican actually has an issue where they tell you everything they sucked up on. No, but that's what I'm saying, and I mean, Cosmo, I don't know the generation you are with your gens magazine.

That's what I'm saying like, this is where a lot of us looked for dating advice, sex advice, figuring out what are fucking clitterests? Were full full of question magazine for Nostalgia. Let's do homework, y'all, let's buy Let's buy a mag for Nostalgia. Seriously. So um, this specific article talks about the weirdest sex tips, and so I wanted to kind of go back and forth with you on what some of those are. The very first one that I wanted to bring up was Cosmo said that you

should nestle his dick in your armpit. This is referred to this is what Cosmo. No, they referred to it as the pit. Fuck huh, And this is what the original article said. Again, have your partner loop up his junk, then get into a modified sixty nine with him on top, but with his dick settled into your armpit instead of your mouth. Yep, you read that correctly. You can use your other hand to stroke his balls or his whatever. I'm so scared we're going to run out like this.

This is the type of ship that I get very terrified for it. Well, people like, how do you guys keep talking about sex if we're here. I'm out, bro. So it says the armpits aren't traditionally the sexiest part of the body because but at Cosmo anything goes. At least they admit that this one was pretty weird. Um and different strokes for different folks, Like I get the armpit thing, but like trying to say, you're making it a mutt and I'm sweating. I'm like, because you're in pajamas.

You're in linen pajamas with stripes, different colors, stripes, with heels, with heels. First of all, it's a vibe, ma'am. I mean, I was just like, listen, I know, if y'all watch us on YouTube, you probably want to envision fucking us. And here we go weez has on heels and pajamas and I have there's some lemon on, I have my shoes. I am doing some efforts cruel. You guys want to laugh really quick though. Don't have beavers and butt head on my socks, y'all. Just the people on the YouTube.

I'm only wearing these shoes and showing one foot. Are you gonna do this? Bro? Don't do this because these nig nigga weezy has on two different shoes right now, and she didn't know because she just opened the box here at the studio. Now, this is also a good shoe. But is it the lemon? No? Do you think they maybe it came like this, I don't know, but anyway they didn't because they're different heights. Um. So one of the other ones that I thought was, of course Cosmo esque,

draw me like one of your French girls. So this one actually stems from that scene in Titanic where Rose is sitting there naked with just the jewel on her body and and Leonardo DiCaprio is sweating while he's drawing her. On this etch a sketch anyways, it says that this is the four play move to end all four play moves. Can't draw It doesn't matter because you will be naked, lying on a fainting couch while your non naked lover

draws you wearing this and only this. If this does not immediately lead to hot sex, your partner is doing it wrong. So no, yeah, I wasna I can't draw from my life. Hold on, I have one more that Cosmos said to do, And this is not a tip that I don't think we've ever said to do so. Guys, again, these are weird sex tips that I wouldn't recommend. The other one is rub your cheek in his pubes to get his sense on you. Here we go. Here's the instruction.

Are you ready, wheezy? Put him flat on his back and lie on top of him, keeping your bodies pressed closely and legs intertwined. We may think we're just kissing from uh, we're just kissing some dude, but our brains are actually assessing his scent for clues on his health, genetic patibility, and general suitability. As a made hold on scent also incites lust. Subconsciously, we smell arousal. Let yourselves be pulled by these biological forces by taking a tour

of each other's bodies, noticing the different subtle sense. Here we go. Brush your nose near his armpit, smell his neck just under his ear, Rub your cheek in his pubes, and get his scent onto you. Have him between your legs and kiss him so he can taste yourself on his lip. That sucks being the animals you actually are, and see what you can figure out. So no, I'm not I as much as I really like y'all know, I at this point, I live for my man. He's

so amazing. I don't I don't want to dive into his armpit and smell like him for the Did you put your cheek on his pups? Like for but like my cheek on his pups? No, my cheek could be on his thigh while I'm sucking his dick. But what am I just? First off, do you know how coarse pubic here is? I don't like when you're making out or you're like for me, it's missionary when a guy's beard like comes into contact with my skin. I always you know, I got a little eggs. That's what black

people call eggs. Alright, alright, don't No, No one calls the eggs. Yes, they do about nax ema, but they know exama is exema. You probably be nax ema. Yes I'm not. I'm talking about bitches egema, not the same thing. First it was not a word. But it's so funny. I need to know because we have a true blue guy at it here. Okay, I don't know about have you haven't had anybody call it ea? Okay, so you like that you talking about scrambled eggs, because don't nobody

say eggs ema eggs. So why are you calling it ex ema? I don't even remember what I was gonna say. Carry on, you don't want you ain't got enough to say? What? Brian? Nothing? Are you finding a way to go off my outline? I got this? Let go now we you're good girl. I'm sorry, I think so? You think so? I'll tell you if I'm not okay. Well, anyway, those are tips that you should not listen to. We are going to

now get into our horrible decision. Um. Our horrible decision comes from I want to give a huge shout out to Afro Sexology if you follow them, they give a lot of great tips in the space Black Sex Focus. It is at Afro Sexology that's where this horrible decision

came from. Because we talked about sex. Duh hello. A lot of times we talk about sex in terms of being horny, in terms of wanting to orgasm, in terms of wanting to not One of the really cool posts that I saw in Afro Sxology had to do with how he wants to feel during sex, not what feeling you want from your partner and their relationship, not the feeling of an orgasm, but what feelings you generally want to feel when engaging in sex. So you didn't pull

it up. I wanted to ask you, no, don't no, no, no, don't pull it up yet. Don't pull it up yet, bitch, put your god down, phone down before you pull it up. I want to ask you what feelings do you hope to to endure during the act of sex with a partner? Now, again, this has to do with how does sex make you feel? Not the person, not the relationship, but how do you want to feel during sex? Give me three adjectives? Now, oh, adjectives. I was gonna say an adrenaline rush, but that's not

an adjective. Excited, okay, um, I don't want to use the word word nervous, but I'm like trying to think you want to feel nervous? You know what? You like? That anxiousness of like you're like, okay, I can't find that word. Maybe excited. But here's the thing. When you bring up anxious, it's anxious. It's weird because a large form of mental health and when people battle with is anxiety. And so a lot of us don't want to have anxiety.

So if that lets be a sub thing, wait for example, you know when like, well, if you're super subbing out and like even just just spanking, you don't know what it's gonna come, and you're jumping and you're like kind of oh, you know what I mean? Like that feeling I love when I'm like just kind of like, oh, like I don't know what's gonna happen, and you're gonna do this, You're gonna do that when I'm totally consenting.

I would like to see you like that, feeling a little bit excited, anxiousness, and give me a third word, um, connected or satisfied, Like I like feeling like satisfied you. So I want to read a few of the words, because what's crazy is the three words that you said are not even on the list. But excited isn't. But I won't say that how you want to fear, how you want to feel during sex is not valid. I could never take what type of experience you want to

have daring sex. But what's crazy is We've had four years of talking about sex, and I think we do often talk about the climax, orgasming, how much we've come um or the act of submissiveness and dominance, but never what we truly want to feel. So, for those of you listening, think of the words or adjectives in which you truly want to feel when you're engaging in sex.

And I'm gonna list off some of these, and you tell me if these are like, ah one, being powerful, confident, primal, adored, worshiped, while objectified, passionate, shameless, respected, slutty, creative, authentic, proud, loved, free, and spiritual. The idea I'm just thinking too literal. Yeah,

but that's what I'm saying. Like, but even those those words that you feel, even going down this list, I was like, damn, even when I was having super casual sex, I don't think I ever thought about I mean, we've preached nothing but sexual liberation on this show, and I don't think we've we've we've honed in on owning your sexual self, but not truly with even if you're engaging with one partner or ten or fifteen or twenty, what are the what is the feeling you want when you

engage in these acts? Yeah? I think when it was like super casual, and now that I'm thinking of that list, definitely confident, Like that's the one thing that's important because if you don't feel like that, then you feel used, which is ironic because objectified as a word. And I could see liking that too. I mean, we talked about it all the time, like even in terms of wanting to be called certain things only in the bedroom. We

don't want someone to call us slutty. But in the bedroom we may want to be referred as your little slut or a little horror, or we may except even hearing the word bitch in bed, but not we don't want to hear it in person. So there's also things that I think that as women, if we're going to be sexually liberated, I think the idea of I'm going to have sex, but why not just to come? How do I want to feel? Because I think that that has a lot to do with also how we feel after.

If we don't feel what we intended to go in there and feel, that's where regret comes. And you know what to I don't even think it comes with the orgasm, Like if you don't come, I've been satisfied without coming. I have to. I have to. I'm like, oh, how got some day I have to something else again? Shut out after sex allergy another thing. Again, we've talked about sexual liberation on this podcast. What does sexual liberation feel like? Right? Look at me? I'm getting deep this episode. I know

we had a cute a few laughs. I think the word is pride then, the only one I can think of, because the total opposite of that a shame. Okay, So you feel empowered? Yeah, okay, so one of the one of the things of sexual liberation is feeling empowered. But I want to go down this other list because if you feel like you're living your best host self, your loving being in a slut, we know it's a hot

girl summer, and you're like, I'm sexually liberated. These are some this list I really liked because if you, for whatever reason, don't connect with these things, you're possibly not as sexually liberated as you feel like, and maybe you're using that word to cover up maybe some true feelings. So sexual liberation feels like being connected to your body. How are you sexually liberated if you only want to

have sex in the dark? How are you sexually liberated if you don't like how you look in the mirror? How are you sexually liberated if they're shame? And what your volva and your clip and what you're vagina. Essentially looks like you can't consider yourself sexually liberated without fully embracing yourself in an entirety. Do you desagree? Do you know? I think that's a fair point because to me, when I think about sexually liberate, being sexually liberated, it's about

being proud of the sex acts. I never really think of myself right. I'm always like, oh, I talked to this naked, and yeah, feminism, but it's not about you,

and I think that this is super huge. Another one is having accurate and complete information about your body and sexuality what you said earlier, not feeling ashamed about your sexual desires, knowing your yes and knowing your no. You can't be fully sexually liberated if you're going into sex fully just wanting to please your partner without knowing what

pleases you. You can't go in claiming to be sexually liberated with your full focus being on pleasing your partner without knowing exactly what turns you on and how to um explain that to your partner. You need to be fully confident in I know, I really like my ass played with while I get penetrated. Being sexually liberated is having the confidence to tell my partner, Hey, I need that thumb in my butt while you're fucking me. That is what sexual liberation asking for what we want. There's

a lot of shame with that too. People are very scared to ask for what they want too early on and fear of being like the slototy, Like let me even girls that like to be slapped or choked, So let me ask you, sexually liberated women, the time to ask when to get or receive certain things in the bedroom is there? Is it too early ever to ask for the things you like in in in sex or engagement?

So should we be talking about sex before right? Like, I don't like to talk about sex too much before maybe like a little bit it's using or flirting, but for the first time, but sometimes in the moment. For the first time I have sex with anybody, I genuinely just let it flow. The second time, I tell you everything I want. Oh, so after one time we get real just basic sex, but the second time you're pulling out all the tricks. Mainly unless like we're just super

hyper sexual in the beginning. For the most part, I kind of just like to get a feel for someone's body, the size just kissing, connecting with them, and then I see what kind of lover they are, and then like then I know, like if I'm with a nigga and they're like super like kissy touching my face dadada, like, I may ask for different things then I would a

nigga who's like super rough. Okay, this last one, I do want to give a trigger warning out because if you're walking around claiming sexual liberation, what real sexual liberation feels like as well is knowing how to protect your body and pleasure from unwanted experiences. But I e. Contraception, sexual boundaries, and barrier methods, so I say that the same besides contraception, what's a barrier method? Um a barrier method, I would say it would be what I would as

barrier method nut wanting to not give head without. When you said contraception, I thought it was one of the contraception to me, like the condom. Well, contraception to me has to deal with pregnancy. Barrier methods has to deal more with STDs, so that can involve oral You can't get pregnant through your mouth, but it's still a barrier method of if I really don't want to suck this

dick unprotected. Because I'm aware that I can contract the sexual STD, I should be comfortable in telling him I would like for you to wear a condom if you want oral sex, and so a barrier method. We had a lived where we were asking for HBO. I think no, no, no. I was just thinking about when we were in Detroit. Maybe it was like five people and we were like, how many y'all suck dick with a condom? And it

was like two or three, two or three people. So a barrier method would be you knowing that I could contract the STD this way, so I would like protection. Contraception to me has to do with pregnancy. Okay, out, I gotta go. If you being completely confident in explaining to your partner, this is what I would like to do, because this is how strongly I feel, and I don't want to engage in sex unless this is how we

go about doing it. UM. Something else that I've recently been talking about, of course, is how birth control affects women and UM. One of the conversations that I have recently in research too, is that we get birth control a lot of times because of our partners. A lot of times we don't get birth control because we don't want kids. A lot of times we get birth control because the person we're fucking doesn't want to use condoms anymore. We both agree that we're not ready for a family,

and so we inject ourselves. I know, but for a lot of women, I've been with you for X amount of time. You're my only partner. We both agree we don't really want kids, but we take the burden on of hormonal imbalance. I can't wait they do. I mean, we talked about, but it's ain't really taking it. I can't wait because I cannot do that. They've really still believe in the pullout method. I use read the method, but you know me, yeah, and I don't believe that either.

But it's okay, You've got enough for five hundred, so well, let's get to the homemail. Home mail is really funny, by the way. I'm super excited for this home mail because it came based off of a conversation that we had in a previous UM episode. Eddin. Thank you, but not thank you for looking up pubic lights and crabs. As you guys know, none of us have really heard of crabs since we were children. I don't know what happened to crabs. I just watched Sex in the City

when they went to the Hamptons and Charlotte Crow. That's what I'm saying. It's such a like STD that no one really discusses anymore. UM. I thought it was great. Um. We got a homemail sentence to us. By the way, if you want to send in a homemail or home confession, send it on over to Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. We may read it here. You will always be anonymous. So this one says. Hi, guys, I'm a huge fan of the show and I just listened to episode to

fourteen when you looked up crabs. I am a first year dental student and we have to learn about the whole body during the s t I unit, we had to learn about crabs. After listening to you guys talk about Crabs, I wanted to tell you about crab revenge

dot com. Our professor told us about this. You can send pubic lice to anyone you want, and you can spend extra money to send to spend to send pubic LIFs that are genetically modified to be resist to life shampoos and near impossible to cure without burning all of your clothing and blow? How is this not illegal? Can you look it up? Please? Edding? Who's gotta be a joke? But real quick before you look it up? And as you look it up, wheezy. Here's the question they sent

to one moment. Who from your past? Would you send crabs too? If you had to? And what would it take? Oh? Yeah, have you really hate her? Like? Have you'll run into it? I don't hate her, but when I really sit and think about it, like, Bro, is really it's a real thing? Yeah, yes, we sell, Yes, we are proud of it. We sell you revenge in making nine and ready since we graduated high school, they've been making bitches it. No look visit

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So it's not gonna work. Bro, there's building information, my nigga, why is it company? Terrible decisions. They're gonna see the company name be like, well, they might have it already, so so they sent us this. So outside of model bitch, that's the only person is YouTube looking at this. Oh, by the way, she is a dentist. Um, well, she's a school Honestly, I wouldn't send it to model, but I just had to pick somebody real quick. She also said, ps, this is a tip slash possible bo fat from a

dentistry student. The back of your throat bruises when you suck dick and deep throat, and your dentists can see it. I remember seeing this summer yet, well, that's fine with me. When I went in to have my molders removed, I knew they was like, why is your voice the rest? They come? Wait, I don't think they said they could

see come. No, I'm joking, but the fact that my son was not Thomsles purple, because this thing could be really like, remember, stop my pastina dangly thing in the back of my throat, that's tonsils, that's in your Throat's the name of that again, Let me the tonsil, bitch. The dangly thing is not the dangly thing, is your tonsil? Get tonsils removed? It is called I don't like that word. I feel like you said this before too. Is the

wild park. It's a pussy in your mouth your mouth. Wait, what do you mean that's a pussy in your mouth? The little dangly thing is like yo quit in the back of your throat. What bitch need to this is the tonsils. Oh, that was like your throat that I had to bruise up too soft palette. So you have your tongue your tonsils on either side of your yuvola. Your yuvola is what gets the pussy white things when you get strapped throat and then your soft palette. Have

you ever seen my tonsils are huge? It on YouTube. Let me I was about to say, I think so ill. Those are gross. The doctor said he doesn't know how I can breathe one. I'm not gonna lie. They look like long he said, he doesn't know how you can breathe. Look at them. They look like lungs. Yeo. Do you see him from there? And you're like ten feet away. I should have a year standard, but it's like not how I don't know. It's bad when you get them done later in life. So wait when you suck dick, though,

do they touch your tonsils or your good constant? Wait? So you but they like wait wait, you don't like to get your dick gag. I absolutely love getting my dick gag done. I don't like hearing the How the funk? Else? Do you think we gag? Nigger? What is what is this sexy gag? Can you give us? Is it just a spit? I'm fine with that one. Give it to us?

Can we hear you? Yeah? I don't know because this is that was so by the way, fellas, if your girl gags like it's not a real gag, she has to go like push you away because now we're talking. Let me tell you some big guy, because we can fake gag. My homegirl and me we're talking about this one particular actor and she said, and I quote, bitch, that's the type of thing I'm gagging even if it ain't big. I was like, girl, how is that the

thing that you saved? I told you though, Like I don't like gagging, so I fake gag on dick a lot. Look at you yawning, it's because you're in pajamas. All right, Well, guys, I want to thank you all for tuning in to another episode. As you guys know, we have a lot, lot lot going on, uh weezy as a show coming

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horrible decision this week is weird sex terms. And it's because I'm also trying to figure out a way to bring back fucking Kink of the Week or some other thing that we can do. But I know, well, I ended up coming across an article that had weird sex terms, and basically it would be terms that when said, you might have no fucking idea that it's even related to sex. So some of the notable mentions, um would be a

pearl necklace. Pearl necklace. We had an episode where we talked to about that you wouldn't know that that it even has to do with uh sex unless you hear se truffle butter trouble. But I had to Urban dictionary that one truffle was another one scat play that's something golden showers, and of course pegging um. But I wanted to get into I found these other four terms that maybe we've talked about. But again these are terms that maybe you will hear and you would have no idea

what the funk they're talking about. So one being felching. Felching. Use felching in a sentence like if you just would would think felching was a regular term. What do you think felching would mean? If it didn't mean me and my daughter we go up to the Hampton's location, we'd love to do a bunch of felching. You know, it's just a grund old time with family. Okay, So felching to you sounds like a sport. Cool um, Felching no, to felch is to suck up semen out of an orifice.

For instance, sorry, guys, selch me that, Um nope. For instance, someone may ejaculate inside their partners anus and then suck their own semen out of the anus with their mouth. Then they may or may not swallow it. So it would be mayor we're giving you an option. Yeah, it would be basically kind of like, what are your cream pies? So felching is the act of what a cream pie is. Oh wait, no, that is you're coming in. So felching would be eating the cream pie. That is the I

did die. So that's the verb. That's what felching means. That So eating ejaculant out of an orifice is what felching is. Not ejaculant, girl, she said, do you watch Curb your Enthusiasm? No, well, apparently we don't watch anything the same Larry David, that's the best show of all time. Larry David. J. V. Smooth was in his house and he basically found come on the sheet and he's like, we need to have a talk because there was ejaculate and he goes ejacutely. It was exactly. He's like like come.

We'll just say come Larry. Oh my goodness. Another term again. I would like for you to use it in a sentence without it being a sex term. Docking. That's I feel like that's easy. The dick doc docking. The boat we're pulling, were docking? Right? Is it like Marny like when you docking in? I don't know, I'm lost. Yeah, right, you're super lost. So docking is also a sex term. Um Docking is when to uncircumcised people with penises get together. Um. So the first holds his foreskin back and holds it

while the second stretches. There's open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of the other partner's penis. Um. This is frequently asked if this act is real impossible, and the response is um, with enough imagination and determination, most things are. It's like a Chinese finger trap, as bitch, but with a dick and and foreskin. Um. So yeah, docking. If that is ever something that you hear any of your gaze, uh reference, that is what

they're talking about. I did hear some gays say some really funny ship as I was walking up on the call I had with you and I've never heard someone say this before, and I just want to make a me. Was it As I was walking up to my apartment door, I tripped and these two game Niggs walking by, and he goes, oh the baby or the baby or or what was it they were? They were kicking bitch. I'm sorry. I'm watching Cabaret right now, so you know where she

said double homicide. For Johnson's Cabaret she went into. They ended up fighting later on in the episode, and she went into the confessional and was like