Ep 216: Weiners & White Vans (Ft. Black Girls Texting)

don't believe it. Bro, you gotta not be listening episode anyways. Guys, this is your grandny ak a that bitch a fol core pumps a k a Peggan Marco. I like you know you feel me, Bro when I tell you the face a weheezy Bro, Chill, Bro, I'm not your lady. I'm judging. Why so we're doing this again? I'm not trying. We have two other guests. I must say it's the same thing, thank you. I don't, I just I've been listening.

I've been listening. Katie is a nice nasty like like nice nasty for example, like oh oh, so that you're holds in your pants. You wanted to do that, right, dging is like why would you have holding? Like no, okay, okay, nasty shady, but shady is when you're like trying to be nice nasty. I don't like that. One is direct shade and one is like sly shade. Yes, it's still shade, though it's still it's still nasty. I see your point. Okay,

well I don't see what I mean. We say it's like, guys, we are doing the day by two of three, though we are missing third. They are of the Black Girls Texting podcast, which I actually were on three or four years ago. Now, first Wheezy also went on Black Girls Texting. Yeah. Um so I'm excited to have a conversation with again more women podcasters. Um so, you guys have been doing this for how long? And when I came on, y'all had four? Correct? No, it was three of us Jim

Jim Okay, it was another third. What happened? Did you guys break up? What's two? No? No, we still love Jim Jam shout out to Jim Jim. Yeah, Jim Jim studios. No, we used to record in person and then I moved to California. You moved to and it's possible, it's possible we find similarity. Stay home. Let me tell you. I always think sometimes because like Mandy, and I think you said to me a few days ago, not a few weeks ago on a call, like I'm gonna be podcasting

for like five years. I feel like that's my time frame, right, and assuming that we will do this for five years, I'm like, you're three, I'm gonna have a moment and eat, pray, love and how I'm gonna tell Mandy And I feel like it's gonna be like I just really need to center myself and move to l A for a little bit,

like I just need this for me. I'm trying to think what I'll say that guess what when she moved she when she moved to l A. I'll be like, well, let me know how often you're gonna fly back to New York so we can record um or or we just gonna bulk record all that. When I lived in Mexico, yeah, like when well it was COVID, so we did remote.

We were fine with remote, but when she was back and forth, we would like record like fucking six episodes podcast commitment, like if you've made it, you should if you're cool with in person, like we don't fun with um. That's what I'm going to ask. Everything is okay, okay, it's not. The energy is different. I've listened to a few of your episodes, like, first off, y'all have some huge as guests on your fucking platform. I was listening to the one with Robin Thick. The fact that he

just started singing his like songs. That was like, he's so cute. They had us because he likes girls. Oh yeah, well yeah, for sure, for sure. Did you guys meet him? We got connected through our friends at Lady Gang, which is another podcast, all women's podcast. He just needed to see the name of yours. He was like black, yeah, I'll go yeah, And as soon as we got on with him, he was like, oh, how's dating in New York? I was like, oh from the jump, he was like,

I heard you ladies. You know you talked about a lot of things. How's dating in New York? I was like, Oh, that's a lot of things, but well, you know what, we the last two potters that we had are actually from the South. I guess I wanted to ask y'all, especially because we do have a large uh listenership in New York. Was dating been like, or are you single? What are your pronouns? How do you identify sexually? We normally asked that, so pronoun talk. Yeah, you're right now,

we have another girl podcast on right now. Oh no, did you get canceled or something? Honestly, it never mat at her an emphasis some day, but Jesus no, Like we brought someone on that we wanted to discuss in nonconformity with and there were just some slip up stuff like that where um we were sucking it up, you know, just stuff like that. But no point was never what y'all suck COUCHI or suck dick? And do you do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend's gonna say you could

do both? Right, I'm single. I don't really suck dick, I take dick. I don't really suck. You don't suck get her out of it? Wait wait, bit, how old are you? Not? Really? But like you not listen, I'll suck your dick. But you know some people are like, oh I love sucking dick. Not um it just doesn't like do it for me if you don't do it. Well, No, it's not even that. Like I've been told that do it pretty pretty good for someone who doesn't really suck dick.

You know, they like you good. You know what you're doing, a good job. It's something and you know what, you're excited to do it. If you do, they're like, it just doesn't do it for me. Now here's the thing. I'm a super sub not I haven't been tied up and all that jazz yet. But like if you're like, bitch, come here, suck my dick, and you like shove it down my throat, I'll probably way more into it. If it's shoved down your throat, you can't help but suck

it because I shoved down. And that's the kind of approach. Like if you're going to kind of be like he's like my dick, I'll probably be like, no, who asked? Like some people do, because you know, I don't because I think men think you're just gonna go straight for it, and I'm I don't be like kind of they're like they don't know how to I don't know how to have. I feel like they do that when it comes to like eating the butt, they'll like do a little thing

like a little shoot but like dick sucking. That's that's

I thought it was a part of the heart. So how exactly we're supposed to ask, Oh, look, he's been supposed to ask to get well if you if it's like if you're dealing with a girl like me, it's like come suck my fucking dick or something like aggressive like, then I'm then I'm but you have a rapport with this person first, right, Maybe I don't think men maybe not have a sexual rapport with a woman would like that, should say it like that or would be kind of discussing.

I'm gonna be like, I'm absolutely not, you know what I mean, like pick up on my vibe, like I go full into like little dainty like no, I would agree that. I feel like I'm like you, I get very like subby and ship like that. But first off, the rip like the first time it's in your mouth, you wanted to talk to you, like my fucking bitch like too much. Might take her advice that will get you. No, but it's just me, It's just me. Fine, I'll say

this is the personal thing. I'm sorry, my phone's going off. Came in here right off the rip and was like, yeah, so I don't suck dick. I don't think he's gonna be a great converse. How many guests we had the day? Cutty? I think her and Cutty who else don't suck? Everybody up in here be sucking dick galore? Ye, but okay, I didn't know if y'all don't suck dick. I mean the fir ast far as like, you know, I haven't sucked dick in the studio yet, but the day's coming.

Oh as you should like that sounds I can't believe I haven't sucked a dick. And keep asking which is the couch? Everybody asked that this looks like a kind of couch, and this looks like you've had sex on this couch? No not? They was ready to get what the problem? I don't have a problem with that. Do y'all think that when y'all go to your friend's houses that they ain't never fucked in the kitchen? Out? You

better be sucking all over the house. Just wipe the ship down, or I mean, or don't yo, Mandy, Yes, for breathing, but I'm saying you should be for breathing or doing some type of couch maintenance anyways, So I guess I'm nat. I mean, I gotta let roll a bit. All right, Well, I wanted to do an icebreaker with you ladies. We haven't member the ice but this is so this icebreakers so bad. This icebreaker is called black girls. Sexting is a segment. I'm a comfort y'allless, god forbid.

Like Bandy made the word, don't you dare call youring? When people see the when they see it all in one word, like it looks like this looks like girls are sexting, like all together, people, what's your podcast about? Exactly? What can I ask? Before the icebreaker? What's your podcast about? Oh yeah, that'd be helpful to I'll go it's about black millennial women. It's kind of like a benign name texting.

Everyone text because black women are women. I feel like in media were portrayed either as like Olivia Pope, super black excellence or like downtrotten Tyler Perry, and it's like we're just living like day to day life like that you just said Tyler Perry for women like movies, the woman is like yeah, it's crazy and it's been through it. And on top of that, the three of us are all so different, like we probably never agree on things, and so like that just proves that, like black women,

we're not a monolith. Yeah, we all think the same. So it's about our group chat. Like everything goes down in group chat. And at one point they were like seven fucking seven bitches in this. It was. It was crazy. And it would be like one minute someone's like, yo, so date three, Like, am I bringing to spend a night bag? What should be might spend a night bag?

We're giving advice on what to bring, and then somebody's like so um, am I doing the roth ira And like it was just like the subtex would just change left and right and we were like okay, to spend the night bag. What do you call it? I call it overnight bag. I called my actual bag of hobag, and then I've called like people hobags. It depends. It's not a lift. My boyfriend told me to bring a hole bag the other day and it was a fabulous night.

To me, a ho bag is like your purse, I get it, but an overnight bag now like a hope bag has overnight bag. No overnight as a whole new outfit. I was about to say I'm bringing for the next day with the overnight bag means I'm going to be a How I could say, you just need your essentials like Oban, and I still call it a hoback. He just bought me a ho bag to see if you're really being a home You're not like haired. I'm not gonna lie I didn't. I just wake up like I

didn't know. You gotta be a conscious host like girl when I went to that party. But I had to buy outfit the next day H and M because I ended up with that guy. Yeah. Yeah, anyways, this was this one before. Yes, bring the sex to life. But you see how we just did this. This is the group chat. This is essentially what it is. That's what I'm saying. So tell this fay no soill the t he was cute. Though he was cute, he was handsome.

So shout out to the ladies over at the over ROAs show through and Tira through uh Valentine's Day singles. I think I remember you telling this a little bit a little bit, and I got so drunk and there was just a very handsome man that came in there and we were just flirting our lives away so much soda were um, we just wanted. We rented a hotel right after the party. I love that, I got it. I would like, well, I gotta marry I dis kount. I don't want to go all the way back to

the boy. What I did have to marry Hunt, all of which I got, you feel me? So we went and had amazing uh sex and then like we stayed in touch and talking, but he wasn't as consistent and as I wanted. And I think really at that time, I wanted a boyfriend. So I was like, if you're not gonna be my boyfriend, we had fun, that's it, that's real, that's it. I need commitment or cock, that's it. And I didn't even want his cop because he wasn't

committed enough. He worked more than I did. And this is when I was an accounting so I'm like, nigga, no, I'm not gonna wait in the city for you to get off. I just got off an hour late. You still at work? No, not if you're not. He worked on all streets. So I have a question, y'all say cock? She I just like literally, like that's a great question, Like that commit just a literation. Okay, I got it correct. So I want to get into the icebreaker real quick.

We're gonna go down this real fast fire style baby that girl sexting. Send a nude or receive a nude? I hate dick picks. Send a nude, Okay, send all day. My face won't be in it. I'm different, y'all can send it to me all day. I hate the production of taking one. Probably could do a little tutorial, a little one on one. I don't even send my nigga ones. I'd be like, you want to see it, nigga, come over, look out of here. Um next one. FaceTime sexting or

text sexting. Mm hmmm, face time? You like to see FaceTime because you like writing paragraphs? No, like you go on that dipsia thing. No, we we know we're gonna have and then we didn't do it today. Look, she said, so we're not gonna talk about Sorry, never heard of I don't know that man. I don't know him. You can do mutual like masturbation on FaceTime, I know, but like I actually like the sex thing better, Like I

like plus that like going back and reading it. I do like going back, and that's not gonna like, okay, do like going back and reading when and it really I'm a leo, so I love the ego stroke, Like I'll go back and read about how much you want everything upon me and my body. I'd be like, or you can screen record the FaceTime whoa, whoa. Look we're all now we're shading and judging you, which you cannot both together if it's your if it's your man, if it's your man, No, no, you can't screw record. Oh

I like to have videos to look at later. Didn't tell them that you receive not screen question, how you guys? Okay, last fun, would you rather accidentally send your masturbation video to your mom or receive a video of your mom masturbating. I'd rather send to my mom. I'm actually accidentally sent my mom a nude in the past. Yeah. So at the time I was dating this guy. He was a Patriots fan Whiteman obviously, and I'm a big Jets fan.

If you don't know, those are rival teams. So I have these little like Jets panties and I was like sending him pictures of them on my ass Like his name was Mike. M had me up and I sent my mom, helapis on my ass and then she said she was like love yudya. She was like wow, she was like, come walk the dog. And I won't tell your father trade fair trade story? What about? Uh? Oh god, I'm want to sound like a creep, but I think

I would rather see it. I would rather see your mom than you don't think she when you was a baby. I'm just kind of curious. You're curious, won't wait? Not judging for that one. Thoughts and opinions members of black genetic reasons. You want to see if you know? Yeah, I mean you got something from your mama? Yeah, your face, Bro, you're just bro. Y'all gotta watch watch us on YouTube if y'all want to see the shadiness that wheezy w. But I don't want to. I don't want to see me.

You don't want to catch it? Broad Fine? I changed my answer. We're not here to judge. Yeah, apparently we is here to judge. Motherfucker's because I mean, this girl is vanilla and guess not. I don't know, maybe you're not that vanilla. How do I know? I just know laid together? No, damn no, don't be asking me all these questions on my show. I wanted to get into

our Vanilla Ship Nillasian segment. I just want to say I felt like this entire time we were thinking about it, we've like, if you guys have listened to the show and you see my mom and and you know my mom, don't you feel like if my mom got a new to me and I just said to leat it, she would not. My mom would study the video and then tell me something about myself, like give you a tip. She'd be like, why would you do it like that? Why would you what? What do you mean for me?

Why would you say that? I love that. My mom would be so extra about it. What do you think your mom would do if you accidentally send it? I don't know, Like some moms would delete it, But back in the day, my mom would probably want to know what team the person played for that I was sending it to to see if she could get some free tickets. That's what my mom would do. Well, who was that going to? Well they come to Orlando and I would like to go to a game, That's what my mom

will Nannie is not free? No, you listen, You're right. I mean I have a man now, so it is. It's free to hm. Girlfriend. Still I don't give a ship. I gotta give my shape paper. Are you kidding me? Nigga? I want this that I love sending links to persons I enjoyed vacations. What you're going to still pay for my pussy? You know why? Because I can't really have other niggas like I want. Sure, once in a blue we let the ship, little non monogamous thing go. But at the end of the day, you need to keep

reinvesting into your business, which is my pussy. If my pussy is your business, you fucking pay up for it. Do you think that laptops came and landed on the table? It did not. It's weird because like so I I mean, I just got back from Jamaica. My man does think that, Like I generally feel like it's just I've never experienced before.

So I'm enjoying like the subtle little things girl. So well, when I was in Jamaica, He's like, I just want to let you know I did some modifications to your apartment. I was like, what, So I come home. There's a rack behind my door. He hung up hooks in my bathroom for like all of my hair stuff. He hung up a shelf up from my projector screen from my back bedroom. He got me a side table, all this handyman work ung up a picture of Bodie over his

litter box. I was like, oh my god. And so I'm just I come in mind, dishes are done, my bed is made. He's like cleaned and organized my house while I was gone. And I was just like that to me, I mean, I'm not like I like that. So it used to be like I mean, no, it is now acts of service and quality time, especially because I really realistically thought I could never get it from

the past guys I was dealing. I was dealing with niggas on Wall Street or fucking athletes or people that I only got to see them when they made time and wanted to see me. And so for him, he goes out the way, like before I even asked him, he was like, you're going to Jamaica next week, like you need me to feed Bodie. And I was like, actually, I do like and so like those type of things I've never gotten because also I had a lot of if I did really like someone, it was long distance.

So those types of acts of service you don't get it's long distance and so I mean I've appreciate all those types of things. So you're both in relationships, yes, I mean wait, I didn't know you were in a relationship other niggas. Okay, I mean that's also you know, well he has to know, of course, and he has to also know how to hoist on it TV about and do all the other ship too. But I still would like my active says he has to be sex with other women. Yeah, okay, yeah, we've had sex away here.

I don't know. Even my man wanted me to get some Jamaican dick. If you're out the country doesn't count Wait, dick doesn't count out the country, I would like to argue, I think out of the state. About what about the streets that you're on the west side the country. Yes, I've never had Statin Island Communian. I feel like I had a wait. No, I'm not gonna lie. I had a boyfriend when I was in high school and he was from New York. I think you met him maybe. Anyways,

I was in love with him. And when you're in Florida up north, nigga's just got a swag. It's like who you're from New York. Oh, I got me a little dip set nigga. No, he was from Staten Island and I didn't know how Staten Island really was in New York and black Staten Island or Italian? Can you say that Italian? Italianalian sat and leave? Yeah, I think it's like Italian Island. No to say Italian? Why why? I don't know. I don't know. I mean I want to know why people every other episode can you look

at what is? Why would why is Italian? A slurt? No? Because I'm curious who? Because we're Italian and do the right thing? They kept saying, like the Italians. Yeah, I can't even I don't even think you're gonna be How do you feel like that's such a stretch like it would maybe you know what if? How do you even type this in the same parentheses Italian and nothing? Nothing

comes up? Okay, Well then I'm in the clear way that I mean him if we go to the sex clook like he'll come, I want to go, Oh yeah, which double day is it? COVID say? I mean, do you walk outside to fucking COVID? Like yo? No life shout out to Daniel sat but shout him out. Yes, I'm sorry. That is the biggest oxyen. COVID safe sex party? Is it safe? Sense? But like COVID say, bit you're outside, You're like, does everyone have to present their vaccination car? Yeah?

You basically like, oh that's kind of hot, but from the back, only worth my mask six ft that's how you COVID say, I ain't no dick six feet. So I don't know what you like. Plastic curtains everywhere, it's none of that is there. It's actually really wide as open, like plasses are wide open. Literally. I thought she was gonna say, like, I got you girl. You know I'm special over here. You know I'm I'm I'm ruler of

the sex clubs out here. Um, it's just a link on the website, and I believe anyway you could become a member. And it also is free to be a member. Okay, the barriers of entry. Yeah, I got you know, I got you. I did wanna bring up this really quick for our vanilla ship. This this was from a couple of weeks ago. Um, but as outside is opening, I wanted to ask you guys maybe some tips to keep our hot girls summer safe. UM, I didn't want to read that to spring breakers. Uh, this happened actually out

in Miami. UM drugged and raped a woman. UM. I don't think that they meant for her to die, but I guess the drug amount that they gave her was so much that she actually was found dead in her Um, dead in her in her hotel. The reason why it also became viral was because earlier that day, a woman on South Beach posted a picture and they actually photo bombed her, and so there was a pick there was It was viral saying that you never know like who

you're gonna meet and what they're capable of. And she was just like, Wow, to know that I have two killers posing in the back of my spring break picture, this is this is pretty crazy. UM. And they were literally just out enjoying their time like they hadn't done what they've done the night before. UM. And I say I said all of this to say, I'm not sure who the who the girl was friends with, how many people she traveled with. I know that even when I was in Jamaica the first night, I was only there

with two people. Then it was eighteen so our party grew over this time. But we were invited to the house parties because there was curfew in Jamaica, and we were even thinking like, yeah, I know that we all celebrate our parties differently. We go out, we get drunk, it sport twenties. I don't know, but Miami should be

a place where you could be. I like it makes sense that should be you know what I mean, like, um aware when you're in another country, right, but like if I'm in Miami with my home girls, what would I give it? Like I know that that happened everywhere because nikkas are weird. No, I just mean like I

could see how she got caught up. Yeah, Like it doesn't seem like you would eat that fauntionary in a place where like we've all been before, definitely, but like you being out the country like absolutely, Like even when I was living in Mexico, like I was like, okay, who through the party because you know, you become a

close community. But I think in this particular situation, it really sucks because yes, like if you want to go out and have a good time, people are doing more kickbacks, people are doing more stuff in their Like even me, I'm doing parties like every Saturday at my crib, not a lot of people, maybe like ten people ahead you said ten to fifty A lot of people. Kind of

I'll ask Andrew Cuomo. I feel like you were just allegedly allegedly that's it could be maybe it's the people in my head or whatever anyway, but no, this girl, like we were parting whatever, and she was like whose house is it? Is it your house? Who's going to be there? And I just thought she was like doing too much And I was like, oh my gosh, she

trying to make sure she's say. I felt so bad because she was like I don't understand that your home and like other other people that lived there with you. But that was a great question to ask. It's true what if you have? And we should all be asking them when we go to someone's home. Are there other people there? When I come there? Like you need your

drinks to drink? Drink? But the thing is when you're on vacation, not speaking about this woman, but sometimes when you're on vacation, you get like not smart, like we were in Yeah, we were in Argentina and literally telling the story. Yes, we literally went into a white van. Man. Isn't that craze? A white van was like it was a calf a man that we met at the club. He was a beautiful man. He was Brazilian, he had bundy, he was Brasilian with locks. I might have got into alright, alright,

like this tall black eye. Oh my god, like here, but yeah, we got in his white van. Thank god, we're alive to tell the story. But like literally, you're always taught don't go in the van, especially okay, but no, you got in there, even suburban. Don't get in the suburb. Okay. So we were in Argentina. We went to this outdoor party. I used to I started abroad there, so I was like, we gotta go to this party. And this Brazilian man find girl. Everybody is like giving him the looks, and

of course he wants my fucking lesbian friend. And we're like, wow, that's that's the and you picked. We're like, come on, bitch, you got chows. Let's go give him the car. Allegedly doing um drugs like you South America, so you can imagine what drugs were doing. Um, I don't condone drug the drugs were doing, not what the people doing the drugs were doing. Ok. And it was fucking lit and then he took us to this club. There was a whole long nest line out side of the club. He

just walked up. He pulled them with all the bad bitches, all the black, bad black, and we were all black and Argentina is like mad white. So people were waiting. Wait, So it was a bunch of bad bitches in the car doing drugs with the funding. Yeah, bitch, chake me back, keep going to with the story. No, no, but we didn't. We didn't get bade him. But people have like the three his eyes like doing stuff. There wasn't like three way kisses. But then like everybody kind of like at

the club found their nigga. I found like an argentinean race car driver's changing. But like, what were they doing with the man? All sorts of things are they doing? Like drugs off his day? They were doing wild stuff. He was doing drugs off people's ass. Yeah, and people were doing drugs. Didn't someone do drugs off his Wiener off his phone? Van? She just I'm sure you're a nice girl, Juggie, not shady, right, Mom, you'd rather have the mom video because you're curious. You're asking Mandy about

the sex club and now it's a weener. What do you wanted to say? Cock? His dick would be okay as well, Dick. I mean I feel like, oh, it's okay to tell the drug story, but now it's off his weener. Lizzie, you like you genuinely say weener? Yeah, because you got me thinking of Nathan's Can we not not hold on? Hold on, hold hold on? Okay, you asked your boyfriend like no, no, no, for him, it's dick,

But like, have you said something about his ween or two? Yeah, like when we're not having sex, I would be like something about your wieners kind of like my thing. It's like it works for me, it works for me, it's really help you. Um wait, okay, she lies, Okay, the nos okay, wait, but I'm gonna bring it back because now we told this whole very unsafe story. But no, lady, you don't literally like, can we give tips to the lady? Yeah, you gotta you gotta watch you gotta watch your back,

your front, like because nigga's are weird. I went to this party the other day and like a couple nigs are following me around and I'm talking about let's go for a walk. Nigga, I don't know you where are we going? For a white and owner eases right at least, but the speak Spanish, Portuguese and probably Spanish. But if he was fine, and I would go on and walk with him, that's true. But the thing is, if you're traveling in a group, you have to look out for

your friends. You have to look out for your friends. But all of you. Yeah, but we would, we would, we would have taken you down. You know, what's the safest thing to do. If you're gonna go and start whiling and doing drugs with your friends, you have to have one be the test dummy, because you can't all do the drugs together. That if the drugs I'm not even kidding. What if it's like a drug that like knocks you out exactly. That's so like one time what

you can't have one story. I'm telling you, this is no bullshit. People are gonna do it anyway, you know what I'm saying. So like you have to just figure out how to do the ship or I tell the guy to do it first, Like that's better you take the first, yes, if they do. But something is just have drugs for bitches. That's the thing too, especially if you're partnering with like hood niggas. They'd be like, y'all want some molly, They'll just have a bag now if

you're gonna do a little dip. Not saying I know how, I've just learned from friends. Right. I was with some home girls this is only like a year and a half ago, and they wanted to do molly and it was like four of us and they were about to split it up in their drink. I'm like, well, when do y'all business do it first? And one of y'all died has been called No, I feel you you know what I mean? And you say, because how I intended this out, Like like I really thought we were gonna

be about to have a fucking heart attack. We're not. We're talking about weiners and talking about wieners and cops. No, but white man, no bullshit. If you're gonna do drugs, even we dog like anything edibles, like you should not just be all taking the same drug at the same time, like you have dispersed the ship. Okay, these are the tips were giving because you know what, you know, this should be called you're gonna do it anyway? Yeah, they're

definitely gonna be called winers and white vans. Yeah, I like that. I think you know I've done a lot of terrible things. Somehow somebody's looking out for me, because I am. You're just digging the whole so much. I have the f that gets in the van, that goes in the car, that goes okay, but you won't be any more. Oh no, no, no, we don't want you to be body this white girl. Text me. What I was gonna say is, but my friends always hold me down until you're they're not with you. But we don't

what you're traveling, you don't leave your friend. No you can't. You can't. There's the tip, Like there's the tip, and that's it. I think that's because we got to stay with your friends, like even Vinnie, Like Vinnie and I go do a lot of our traveling together and are

drugs fun whatever. But like even when he's going to suck some niggas, like he's always were always trying to figure out how to make this happen right to make sure we're saying, because no, you can't bring your home girl when you're about to like puck the ship out of this dude, bro, Well, we went to Miami. Definitely

in front of me. It's a little bit different I think for gay men though, because girls a little more like they're expecting you to be that way, but with men they like, I don't know, I will say that it's just a little different with game in um so just and even in that regard, like we try our best to like maybe we meet the guy for a drink first, catch the vibes, and then like I'll follow

and trap on his phone or something like that phone trap. Um. But yeah, like in Spain it was hard because when he was like looking like I have to do this him. A lot of women stay with each other on vacation, I mean, so I think it's just very important. Like even if one of your girls do want to hook up with somebody, let it happen where you're in control of the environment. Um, bring it back to your room,

smash room for the airbb get. Oh, if you have an Airbnb, there's extra room, you'd be like, oh, there's a couple, you gotta have that extra rooms. I was gonna say it's a hotel, Like definitely you meet the guy as well, so that you can identify all that and just have no problem staying at a bar, at the lobby bar while your girlfriend is up stiously, Okay, that's fair. It's a good friend. Also, my friends, Oh, I let them know you're staying the lobby for them,

Like that used to be like a thing. I mean, or you can watch. I let my friends know you can watch, you could join, or you can stay in the lobby. But if we go on vacation watch see look she but she'd be playing. You know, I don't like watching. I don't watch either. But if I'm sucking you fine, But like I'm not watching. I did record my friend. I love watching. I like having three sums, but like Broadway porn. Yeah, but like I need to start, like I like watching. I want to watch my fair

man paid for me to record. You're what I got? Yeah? He paid? And didn't she like squirt and you hit you a little bit? Did um? Well? Okay it wasn't quite her man, it's her her sugar daddy. He paid me to film that much. Yeah, I'm like five, What wouldn't sugar daddy? You still friends? Win? You take you out to Vegas too? Oh? Yeah, he does all types of Wait, wait the girl were you friends with? The girl with a sugar daddy. I'm priends with the girl.

That's a great friend. She's like, look, I don't need to look kid. Yeah that would be me. It was like a camera with a phone. It's on my phone. But if if you give me a task, I get very dedicated. I was in there, we are looking for videographers here well, and she squirted on you and I got a little too close, and it was like I was like, oh, bitch, I forgot that. She being like she's like a squirter. She's a she's a real squirter. So like, was it you? My last tip? Though? Condoms

in every purse. I keep a condom in every person one or two? What about that person? Look there? Why you out here? Lying girl? Not for that winner? You know I've been I can't say this. You o. You talked about drugs and getting a white man? Oh or we've it? Huh no birth control? You better not. And that's a p anyway, So let's use this as a break. Who what we That's what she said pretty much? Where

is so they're just not there? Okay? No? No? Did uh? Well, we're gonna go ahead and skip the hor derve because y'all just gave so many tips without giving tips at all. It was amazing. I thought you did a wonderful job at that. Unless you have a quick you have a quick one. Okay, okay, y'all know, okay, outline, we were back at it. The hor derv is our sex tipp and we're gonna get one from Chelsea the vanilla bean. Oh that's perfect, good rude, Chelsea. What's your sex strawberry bean?

Because I'm Chelsea Pinky okay girl, All right, okay, okay. This might not be a big tip, but some of us complain about giving blow jobs because like it's too much in your mouth. But if you just like put a toothbrush down there and like train your throat, you can do deep throat. So training your throat with a toothbrush. Yes, let me tell you the problem I have with that you're skinny? No, well, it's even even My reflexes work

differently with something that small compared to a dick size. Also, it's really weird because as long as I'm looking at myself in the mirror brushing my tongue, I don't gag. When I'm in the shower brushing my tongue. Without the mirror, I gag. So also, I just feel like the toothbrush charges different gag reflexes because you're doing it yourself. I think you never brush your tongue and you're like like a little too far when I'm not looking in the mirror.

Even the tongue bitch, That's what I'm talking about. That's that's what I'm talking about. But if I'm in the mirror a looking at myself, do it bro For whatever reason, I don't know, Maybe it's some kind of what I don't fucking gag. It's so weird. Well, you probably don't need the tip then, because when you're having sex and you have something in your mouth, you're not or you could have a mirror. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Your mouth opens a different way when you're sucking dick

then when it's not. It's not training because not training your mouth to get big, it's training your throat to not gab. What I'm saying is depicting on how your mouth is open. Though, don't your tongue in your throat are probably all right? If I don't take it was okay? Can I ask a question? I'm going to ask how do you breathe at the same but you don't know how to breathe. I'm genuinely curious. I've ever heard Can you ask that question one more time? How do you

breathe at the same time? I want to do this a heaver, so we can learn right now. Because close your mouth. Okay, so close my mouth right now? Are you not find that I get a little overwhelmed that I'll be like and then I'm like, see this. I don't do this ship because you can have a bathe you don't know. You don't know how to just breathe through your nose when something's in your mouth. It just doesn't feel I think it's just too Are you able

to breathe when you shoot food? She's overthinking are you a mouth breather? I I will tell you I have a mouth breather too, because I didn't really realize how much till the mask because it's like we'll go into my glasses. But like it's just I feel really hot, Like it gets very irritating. But you should be able to teck a tack. So one day, one day? All right, Well, we are now going to get into our horrible decision I wanted each of y'all's thoughts on these various five

things this week. Our horrible decision is the five things getting in the way of Black women's sex lives. I know that we all just gave tips. Uh we talked about sexting, which was something else, and then with your stories, y'all shared a ton of them that was amazing, you know. But as Black women speaking on this platform, I wanted to talk about the things that get in the way of our sex lives that we may or may not even know, uh, could be barriers as to why we

view things a certain way. So the first thing that is listed this comes from Mind Body gream um website, by the way, and this whole article is by Ashley Towns, who is an epidemiologist. Yes, big work, got that, I practiced it all right. So the first thing that affects black women in their sex lives is stereotypes and myths

about black sexuality. Um. It says that a few historical images that black women have been labeled as include the mammy, the Jezebel, the welfare mother, and the angry black woman, something that y'all kind of even talked about earlier, like just the monolith of it. In general, Black women have also often been portrayed as being sexually experienced and or engaging in sexual risk taking behaviors rather than being sexually

responsible and having sexual autonomy of their bodies. One of the things that they brought up in this which was really interesting is stereotypes and myths might also play a role in dating relationships and sexual behaviors. For example, the idea or belief that black women are promiscuous may cause the way to may cause the woman to feel ashamed

of her true sexual identity and behaviors. Now, Weezy and I had that conversation very early on into this podcast, and when I read this, I was like, wow, like the words she didn't want to be associated with it at all, And it could possibly be without us even knowing, because there's just already a negative connotation of that word that's often times applied to Black women and no other types of women as far as being promiscuous. Um, can y'all think of any other stereotypes that work against us

in dating, sex and relationships. I think the only thing is body type that came to mind. I think black women. You know, we talked about this so much with hap being shapely and being fast things like that. I think there's other another one that black women don't suck, but we've we've have look at most of us. But but hey, but they also say like black women don't do you know, isn't that a thing too? That is the thing too.

And I think even in sex, the stereotypes of not being able to touch a black woman's hair and not being able to do things, um like that, a lot of people assume, like, there's a lot of things your hair. Yeah, well unless I have a cell in, even with a sellin. Like if I do have a selle, I'm like, you can't like pull it, you can't your hands like him. Oh that doesn't bother me. I'd be telling me, oh, you're gonna hit something, but go in. But so another

thing I put on my trucks. Another thing I thought of because I went to a predominantly white college and I was in a sorority, um, a very white sorority and like the girl don't even know what those are called about fight the second largest one in the country. Um. But anyways, so white people they were doing wild stuff, and I feel like I kind of like was more like restricted and restrained because I was like, Okay, I'm the only black girl, and it's almost like you have

to represent fear people. You had the Obama flux, so like, God, you did classy even though in my brain I wanted to do some stuff. You felt the need to portray yourself in a certain way because I'm the only one, because like, if a black person represents all black people, like you're not allowed to be an individual. That's a fact that I didn't even think of that. I've been at a dinner table recently UM where it was TV

writers like media people. I was the only black girl, and when we started talking about the stuff that we're working on, one of the things that I am working on is very much a black script, and I just tried to talk about everything else because I just knew they were waiting to hear about it. Like I felt like that, yes, they wanted to hear me how about the black stuff? And I was like, yeah, so what

about you something with the culture? That was a word like that, And it's funny with a friend of mine and I were trying to name the thing that we're working on, and I was like, what's another word for black that we can use where niggas will know, but they may not. He's like the only other word we can do like that is culture because true. And I didn't think about it until I sat at that table

and they were like, are you doing anything with the culture. Yeah, but we talked about We've talked about adultification of black women.

How like from black on black girls, black girls, Like you know black women, black girls tend to develop earlier, and I think immediately there's like a stigma put on them around like how they can move, Like we're both Caribbean, so like it's just the way you damn yeah, you grow up and like you're whining and you're doing things like going to Carnival, Kitty Carnival, playing mass and like

that's just a part of I'm like the culture. First of all these cheerleading and wearing the tiniest little tops and doing all of that ship and shaking and ship just because we do a little home beat. You know what I'm saying. It's about to say it's really sexualized. And that part sucks because yeah, white white kids, I'm sorry, they do anything. It's just it's just not even cute. So they get kids, they get to get to be kids. Black kids do not get to be kids. They're they're

automatically seen as adults. The way women are moving there, they're seeing us fast. I remember I would get in trouble if I like sat on man's lap, Like my mom would be like, don't be sitting on the person. La. Even I have a friend now who sends pictures all the time of celebrity men and their children, and she questions, is disappropriate because she said she's never kissed her dad growing up? There was so many things, there's so much trauma.

Who knows what she's experienced, right, And but though there were so many ways that a young black girl shouldn't engage with an adult man, where I was just like, but that's her dad, there's nothing that's actually about what's going on here, Like your dad can kiss you, your dad can hug you, your dad can you know what I mean? So that's another thing that, yeah, maybe kids

don't get to be kids. It's crazy. There's that. The next one, Uh, we definitely know this is that health disparities and sexual health care, so education, income level, and insurance status can affect a person's access to health care and quality. We know that the next one is hilariously funny because we just talked about it a lack of culturally sensitive sex education. So this one I thought was very interesting because America lacks comprehensive sexually sexuality education in general.

But in addition, there's a shortage of trained sexuality educations and cultural sensitivity and therefore miss many opportunities to black girls to receive sexually education that is unbiased. I guess that kind of goes exactly what we were talking about. Yeah, even just thinking about anatomy, like, think about every like book you've read, or like health book, it's always like a white person's body. So like, god forbid, your vagina doesn't look like the one in the book. Maybe you

think something's wrong those stupid ass pink pussy hats. My vagina is not. It's round, like you know what I'm saying. So funny you mentioned that because, Um, I slept with this dude he's black, like some years ago, and I'll never forget it. Sorry, I just got my period, you guys, I'm feeling so crampy. This guy goes, Um, what do you say? He was like sometimes when you strain your hair, you'd be looking like a white girl, but like your pussy lets me know, like new mix for real, like

you got some black dude. And I was like, I don't know about that. Wasn't a white person or black was a black dude? And he was like, white girl, pussy to be looking different and he says they'd be like kind of bright and they got this little wish. Oh my god, can we not pussy shame though? No, but everyone looks different. He said to me that he believes that black women, he said Latina's. He was like,

I've just noticed that, like their vaginas are different. And he said, uh yeah, He's like, you know, your pussy looks like And I think it reminds me of like when Mandy and I have talked about because she's never said with a white dude, and I'll talk about like the way white dick looks. There's certainly like yes, like Middle Eastern dudes or like um Eastern European dudes where their dicks won't look the same either. It's not like that white boy Alabama dick not Alabama. That's just the

whitest thing. I can think. There are both. Okay, now I get it of your genitals are different, Yes, I want to go past this fourth one because I think we all know mistrust of medical providers. Uh, that's very prevalent within Black women and the community. But the last one I want to talk about before we get out of here is the fact that, uh, we oftentimes focus

on prevention instead of pleasure. So sexuality research and sex education materials reflect black women tend to highlight adverse sexual and reproductive outcomes such as the rates of unintended pregnancy and s t I S. Meanwhile, the average sex at class for black teams seldomensions more positive research UM and data regarding and a huge survey revealed that tons of really hopeful insights a black about Black women's lives. Surveyed that they engage in a variety of sexual behaviors and

most fine that their recent experiences are pleasurable. UM. Most also have experience in orgasm. But it's just talking about mainstream conversations regarding Black sexuality and how they oftentimes lead with the risks and negative sexual outcomes instead of conversations about black pleasure. Jada Pinkett, she said that she red Table talked to and how she's talked to Willow about sex.

She was like, you know when I grew up, it was like, you can get pregnant, you can get AIDS or whatever disease was how at the time, And she was like, I told Willow that, but I also told her that it's amazing. She's like, I don't want to scare her about sex because it's like a beautiful thing. We're all scared for sex. We're all told it's gonna hurt.

I think, even and I'm only thirty, but yeah, if you have sex, you're gonna get pregnant in and die eventually, you know what I mean, Like, it's that's what's gonna happen. I mean, I think. I think because even in sex education, we all were taught abstinence, weren't taught how wonderful it is, or how to enjoy ourselves, how to engage in healthy

conversations with sex. It was just don't have I don't know if pleasure is necessarily seraly something I want my kids to learn in school, but I think those are discussions that we should be having, like communally. Like I've had a friend's kid who's around sixteen talked to me about pleasure with sex, and I found that interesting because she was embarrassed. Not that her mom is dope, I think, not that her mom and her couldn't have that combo, but she was like, oh, I don't want to tell

my mom was something it feels good. It's weird to talk my mom that. Yeah. And when she talked to me about it, I was like, Oh, it's not like she has no idea about sex, because she gets it. She's watched porn at some point. You know, she's sixteen, you're seeing it, your friends are doing it. But she genuinely was like, oh, what if it feels like this? She thought she was going to pee on herself once. I was like, oh my god, bit she just squirre and I can't if she saw a video, you know,

oh my god, you're really you're going with it. You're going you're going with you know what's crazy? Um and not to And I'm I'm not a parent, but I'm thinking of just psychologically how things happen with people. I actually think that pleasure learning in a classroom would probably

be the best setting. And I say that because the same way there's things that an adolescent teenager or child may tell the doctor about themselves because they don't feel comfortable telling their parents because they there's still stigmas that they're going to get into trouble and all of these other things. There are things that we as children would tell a therapist that we would tell uh a doctor and so in and and and in that setting. I think a sex education teacher would be someone that a

lot of students will feel open with. I mean again, and I think I brought it up on another episode, Dwyane Wade sat and talked about how Zaia Wade coming out to him. He feels like lended a helping hand to his teacher that was a woman but that identified as lesbian, and he said that if it weren't for that teacher, I don't think Zia would have been comfortable

coming out to me. So I just feel like there are people in the community that I think kids would feel comfortable and it can be done in a cool chemistry way, like this is how orgasm works. Yeah, the indoor friends, the stimulation, the nerves, this that the third But like my mom was pretty open with me about sex, Like I think around four or five, my mom was like this is for four or five, I was hunting them.

Oh my god, I was masturbating from jump but like she she was like, this is oral sex, this is anal sex, this is vaginal sex, and like very kind of like and called it the correct name. I call it correct names, and like I love. I was very comfortable. I wasn't like, mom, I'm getting it in, but like because I felt like very much like sex isn't a bad thing. I just was it was easier to talk about it. It was much easier. I mean, what does

that make you? More like want of thought and say I was a little thought um, but I think that's just who I am. I mean, but she wasn't thought and she was open about it. We were still we still with thought about And I think the good thing about having a teacher too is that yes, you should talk about pleasure, but you can also like guide it because and it's an adult guiding the conversation, because otherwise it's just them talking to their friends who don't know anything.

So like an adult can say, yeah, it does feel great, but honestly, there's emotional things and like you're just not mature, like Tom tells me about the emotions that they not mentioned. It should just be like a whole like for little boys for something. It's very important. Like you know, we're telling men to like thick, they're dicking everything, and you know we're all at that age I think, just so open to feeling something new and being coming obsessed with it,

that obsessive stage. And I think what boys can end up feeling can cause them a lot of pain later in life, Like a lot of these bitches in high school birth horas nic is what I'm saying. Hurt people, hurt people, and they always remember that one bitch that broke their heart in the sixth right her, Damn, this is true. I remember, Yeah, I just wanted to funk when I was like, I just wanted to get it over with. I'm way more emotional than I was, and I was like a kid, like it's bad. I was

a better home in high school. I'm not gonna lie. But it's also because we're dealing with grown ass niggas a sorry sorry sorry, that's bottom at a school teacher to help God? No, Well, and I agree, and I think that it again. Yeah, I think it is kids teaching kids, like you said, because it's not like it's not happening, whether there's education around it or not. There's it's happening, you know what I mean? And did you just do or now? I can only imagine with Instagram,

which I go on Twitter, it's on my timeline. Like now, it's way more in your face than it was with us. So praying for these kids. Yeah, I gonna hold you. That's a different motherfucking thing. I Before we get out of here, let's do our motherfucking home. Know, if you have not yet sent us one, please do. We are going through them. You can send it to us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. Again, that's our homemail,

this one. Since it's a couch of women and I think it has all happened to us at some point, or maybe we've exuded it. I thought that we could help. Uh, it looks like a gentleman asking the title of the head. You want to hear the title? How do I flirt with girls and not be a creep? Interesting? Hi, Mandy and Wheezy. I desperately, I desperately need advice on how to talk to women. I've been with my Oh no,

this is a girl. This is a girl. I have been with my husband for fifteen years, but have always been super attracted to women. I want to have a threesome so bad, and my husband is down. But with that, with the condition that I bring the girl. My husband is amazing at eating pussy, and my fantasy is for him to teach me during a threesome. Possibly the problem is I have no idea when it comes to talking to women. Ironically, no no game when it comes to

talking to women. Ironically, I'm a sex worker and have been for almost twenty years. I have game. I have game for days when it comes to attracting men. But I cannot get out of my shyness when it comes to hitting on women. It's so bad that I've had women hit on me and I've been too shy to respond even when I wanted to. I just get super awkward and run away. Women are super intimidating and just don't know how to even start. And I just don't know how to start even trying to hit on a woman.

What is rude versus not? How can I tell when a girl is bisexual? How do women fart with women? I really don't know. I seriously have zero game, but I want to suck a girl so bad. Please help sign a no game having hope say, I would if you're a sex worker, I would just like break the seal and are you a sex worker and have a threesome first. That way, so you have your first experience with someone who's experienced, and then after that, I think once you know what it's like, you'll be a little

bit comfortable fucking women. But initially, I think it's probably really difficult to you don't get out there and just start floating with someone just off the bat and you have no experience with that, Like, it's going to be awkward. Maybe you want your husband to lead it, but then at the same time, it may be weird for that person. So honestly, the only thing I do with flirting is

tell people they're pretty and it works. What about Okay, tell me if this is a bad advice, because I do not know anything of the realm with women apps, Like I see a lot of people on the apps and they're like that I am a couple seeking blah blah blah blah blah, and I feel like it's easier, Like I've talked to some couples on apps and like I think it's easy to live. I mean, I haven't done anything, but like I've been curious, so like you know,

you start, you bet you see what's going on. You're one of those I talked about women like that cross the bridge. Well, it mostly because I'm like, are they not forward enough? Because I'd be like, yeah, let's go eat, and then I just pick an expensive restaurant because nobody ever wants to say none to that. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. They just haven't, like I haven't been able to commit. But anyway, I think it's easier to

talk when you're maybe not in person. You could be a little bit more like flirty via messaging and then I don't know, just set it up and have a couple of shots, be a little flirty. Wants you need to pussy. It'll all go away. Just to get a sex worker since you were one, because you probably have a decent network and they can find you someone once you do that. Like do you learn how to do that? You don't need to learn. They're they're like, literally tell

them it's your first time. I think that's the great thing. And she said her man's going to teach her how to eat pussy. You know what I mean is like, actually, you don't even have to go looking. I'm kind of hot. You know, I'm meant to like her. Man's going to teach her how to eat the pussy, like because my poorn,

my favorite stuff is like teacher doctor Like. I mean, I'll also let some if I'm if if I catch a vibe with someone and say I'm flirting with them and I feel like they're flirting back, even if they're not flirting back, I'll make a joke and be like, just so you know, I like girls. So if you're gonna keep flirting with me, this may you know, this may go somewhere. And so I let them know a van like I'm I feel like you may be amancing. I'm gonna let you know. I'm gonna take it there

if that's what you're into. I had to tell a friend recently who got too wasted, like, oh, I feel so bad. But she's just like really pretty and I have one sex for that for a long time. So she gets wasted. She comes back to my place, She's like, oh my god, we gotta watch any Fiance and we're on the couch. She was like, no, we're gonna get in the battle tired bitch. I was like, bro, you can't get in my bed. I'm sorry. I have a

second bedroom. You can sleep in there, or you can sleep on this couch, but you can't get in my bed. And she's like why. I was like, you know why, I'm glad you said that, because I just take advantage of me. Yeah, yeah, no, I mean I I let it be very clear and as them when I wanted her to be like, okay, but yeah, but but but how we like jokingly do that. I think it's important for if you're interested in that, you could even have the joke with you know, saying yeah and my man's

gonna watch, just to see a reaction. You can jokingly throw things out there that you really are comfortable with, but just to gauge the temperature in the room. I mean, like should the nigga Oh, I didn't even tell the story with the nigga met at Jamaica. I let him know when he comes, I said, well, you know, I have a boyfriend, so maybe you can join us at the sex club. Didn't say much else after that, but like I threw out there that he already knew I

had a boyfriend. I told him how a boyfriend. I said, yes, my boyfriend's giving me permission to speak to you, so he knew what the dynamic was. And then he's like, well, if I come up, I still want to talking about like a DP situation. I've never done it, but I don't know what size that he is, and so I don't know if I would be inside just imagine me. And they're like, hey, just technically for this to work,

I need to know if you're able. And then I said, my nigga the picture of him, and his response was, at least you're consistent because they look like brothers. But you know, oh no, they look real close. That's kind of um and it shows. I guess before we get out of here, what advice would you give with flirting or gauging the temperature of another vanilla bean strawberries? This is why I asked her I wanted to vanilla bean

take because she's doing sex workers. Then we're both just saying, well, let him know where he puts, y'all, just like and then I just creep on her. So like, from a vanilla standpoint, how would you have a vanilla standpoint? Go ahead, you're gonna see keep see what wait is? This is where I say, Chelsea, just so you know, I like girls bitch, and then she said it with a smile. I'm like, bit, you've been flirting with me and I'm feeling it. But this is why I said. When she

came in the room, she'd be playing. So she's been she's been playing for the last three years. Like I ain't been flirting with her. I'm like, damn, you came back from now. Thank you guys so much. Are listening to Horrible decisions? Black Girls Texting is for us today? Wow? Sorry, don't get into your show. We're don't find you. Okay, No, my own advice. I was saying, maybe like a lesbian bar, because would you like to join me? Terrible do you want to do for the show? You can catch a

lesbian at a lesbian with Chrissie Hansen. Yes, she said, you can catch them. We're going fishing catch a lesbian alright, alright, where can our listeners listen to Black Girls Texting and find you on social media? Yes? Yes, yes, okay, Black Girls Texting. Y'all can find us on Spotify, iTunes. Oh, I gotta sucking update the SoundCloud, my bad um. And we're on podcast one so their website and we are at Black Girls Texting on social on all the socials.

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Mandy came in here wearing a Fendi jacket. Those are a little bit. I just do one label like an outfit like. It's not like I do a lot. I mean that's ready to wear. But anyway, okay, anyway, cops, submerge, we have him. That's only twelve bucks. That's almost sold out. It will be the last of it. We have been to j'aut here, y'all. It'll be a throwback that you could sell in the future. Yes, or our Patreon we

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episode of Horror Decisions. Bye bye bye, thanks for having out. A man dies during an orgy after using viagra erection cream a sex addict in a Thailand down cocktail of drugs, including viagra, sounds like something I would I would love if someone gave me, like a little drink of Thailand, Like you're gonna get out of it anyway. Basically, it's called marathon rub. They put it on his peen. This um. It's an erection cream and he put it on before he took part in an orgy in which he died

of a heart attack. Forty four years old collapsed during a monthly romp with friends in a hotel suite and Samprakan province, where the police found the erectile dysfunction medication, the cream, the booze, and other meds. The cab driver had taken a woman to his room and told his friends an hour later that he was feeling unusually tired. They later found him unresponsive naked from the waist down. Um, and they said we do this every month. He came to our sleet and just sweet and just slept on

the couch while we parted. We thought he was tired. After I shook his body, he wasn't responding. In addition, Severn several bottles of whiskey, cans, beer, fried chicken, and dried shrimper on the table as well. They said he suffered a heart attack after having energetic sex. Is it this is the way you said you would want to go out like no, like himself to death. I also mahogany I made the outline for that episode. But Wheezy may very much be into this. Someone said sex at

a cemetery. Now, this just let us know you're into necrophilia. You need to can't recruit for this, no, I mean like it's weird, but also I would like to die this way. But can I ask you? Um? And maybe we could also ask someone in the audience. You guys, feel free to raise your hand. And he's been on clubhouse so long, she's someone in the audience. Yeah, bitch,

I'll be on clubs like a motherfucker. I wanted to know if this would cause you trauma as someone who was a part of it, So you're not dying wheezy, But if you were to have a group sex, like if you killed somebody with my pussy, would you have PTSD afterwards? I feel like that sells the pussy more like if you let's just say, for example, I'm not and this is fucked up, but like, let me just

give you an example. My weird guy you guys, no, Well, you'll hear on the episode coming up from Moca Fes that I almost fucking went like I almost died from his weed and I made a joke in my week I like you tell people sent me to the hospital and he was like I am so Like, imagine if you sucked a guy and he died and the next guy year about, you'll be like, yo, we gotta re talk.

Someone did bring it up. Yes, my mom did have sex with a guy who had a heart attack and she had to get him dressed before the ambulance came. So maybe when I get her out of the house because she has a boyfriend now, I would love to hear if she has trauma regarding a man having a fucking heart attack in the middle of sex and her having to pretty much dress a guy who's almost about to be dead while the ambulance comes. Honestly, I really I think your mom is a champion for it. And

as someone who works in the medical field. Someone said, my last words need to be sucking me harder, bitch. Okay, hold on, Jamie Williams said this, tell him this pussy caught a body. I kind of like, you know what, I don't know why we haven't yet, and wheezy, it may take some time to get our tones together as rappers, but I would love to make a horrible decisions. This

pussy is a killer type of anthem. I think it would go viral, and I think it would be amazing because he's had a music podcast for two months and now she's we need to make a song. Boy, I call I feel like I called my pussy a rent snapper, and I know it's a fish, so it's not really good. But my pussy be snapping, you know what I mean? Okay, if if your pussy had to be a food, like,

I'm not gonna go with a red snapper. Nobody's about to say I'm a fish, bit, but but it be snapping like it got that I understanding pussy can snap, but there's other animals that bite, and I'm not growing with a fish. Um. Let me look this up. I always google stuff cute names for your pussy a kitty cat to see duh. Let me look cute names for vagina. There has to be an article on that a butterfly because it opens Maria. Why would why would they call

it a Maria. She's definitely Latina and they always want to bring things back to the Latina community. Okay, Volverine l isn't here in the pink bearded clam, red wagon, meat curtains, flower for burger. Okay, I don't like any of these. That's what Cardi B calls it fish lips. Someone someone said juicy fruit or honeysuckle. I like honeysuckle. That's hot, Miss Kitty. I love that you guys are joining us. Why did you sell it m Z kitty? Miss Kitty, First of all, we didn't ask you for

your hot mail scream name. Okay,