Ep 214: Eargasms & Rollercoasters

and I'm owed. You don't want to do that. Welcome you all, Welcome to another I feel like I was just that's that you know, when you're at someone's house and they started sucking another room and you're like, oh, that's what I feel like, this happens it. Wait, that's how you That's how you are if someone's sucking in another room and you're like, oh my god, yeah, I

feel like this is so unconsensual. Like if I'm staying at someone's house and then they start sucking, and I'm like, if you're staying, it's someone's house, it's unconsensual for them to have sex in their own house because you there, bro, don't do it? Are you fucking kidding me? Like, I don't want to hear it. I wouldn't do that if someone was saying in my house, I'm gonna make you very hold you. I have told you, baby, I was fucking this morning off of someone else's alarm. Came ten times.

And listen, not only did I come ten times? Did she have to knock on the door to say by me? You know? The door was wide open, um and so she was just putting packing her luggage as I was sucking legs in the fucking air Modina. Let me know when, uh, you need ubercards active? Right now? I want to make sure I give you a hug before you leave. No, what do you mean? No, it's my house, my bills, my man is there. I'm going to fuck him. I don't care who's in my out. We know you'd have

them on the floor. Tell the story. No, bro, listen, Mandy told us hellas you were hellas shady. I wasn't shady. I was judging. What are the difference? Could I see what shady is when aggressive? I was being honest about like you were being honestly judging. You don't think that there's two differences shade? And do you think that was kind of you? Like that? You did know? I was like Mandy, that would make me uncomfortable, like I feel

like I was very open about this. Well, let's let's explain if y'all know, because what y'all can do is become a patron go on over to patreon dot com back slash horrible Decisions. And I did just have a threesome where my man got into his dom ways and made the third sleep on the floor. So this clo was on our town Hall episode. If you need to go, run and find it for five dollars because I would

pay for that too. It was great it, I mean, I he really liked getting He is a dom he's very masculine, and we ended up just being with someone who could be a little bit more stubby than me. And when because we communicated the whole time, and when I guess he felt like he could really dom er um. A threesome is is not good when the third spends the night on a queen bed. And so I got, I didn't I got I was coastrophobic, bitch, because this was my friend. I brought in. You don't you have

a couch? I do have a couch, which is why I went to the couch and my man came and got me off the bitch, go to Patreon. You make a mistake too much. Okay, no, we want your five dollars so bad. No, but yeah, go to Patreon. We share a lot over there. So we did. We did what we did. Want to talk at the top of this episode, though, I made a note for it, like about Patreon. I really want to discuss this. So a lot of things with horrible decisions have changed in the

last year. If you listen to the audio, you may hear more advertisements. Um, there are a lot of guests. We are a guest based pod. We always have been. We are starting to see differences with the solo episodes, and as long as we're happy and getting along, we're going to give you more. And you didn't told me you came with Core one in two weeks. We gotta still get along. For one of the two weeks, I was really like, hey, hey, we just talked on the phone.

We should really go to the studio like tomorrow and get some episodes knocked out, and she was like, well, you know, I'm busy. I'm recording that documentary. Like uh, then my other co host is coming and we're potting two weeks straight. I don't have time for you. I never said that all or at you and may hopefully we're still getting along. I just sent you didn't know what I want to have done rollings on the show. You were like, I'm doing my boxes. I said, baby,

let's do some ship Okay, well I was busy. You're the difference though she hit me, it was like, can you get to Canal Street in two hours? Bro? She didn't really really hits me up literally last mint all all the time and expects me to drop. I don't know if this is what she did with her niggas, but at the drop of a dime, she wants me to not have a life and be like, y'all be right there. So I guess we're gonna be having a guest next week because there's an issue. No, but I did.

But you know, when you do, see, the thing is you don't want to do any even in the morning one because we record for three hours Eddie and I. Eddie lives in l A. He's coming to literally do that every day. So I was like, it's not fair to horrible fans. You know, when you're exhausted should really be tiring, and people don't know it's because you and it's because what I said, this should really be tired. Dore gonna get with you, as Mandy called me drunk the other day, and when you said it, I was

so happy because I kind of agree. She got in an argument with someone and she goes, she calls me dog. We're just doing our own ship because I'm really tired of motherfucker's I want to have Daniel on again and that's it. I'm done. And I'm like, okay, well we do have Eddie and that's fine, but like, this is it. This is it because I get sick of dealing with people,

I mean ship in this space. We've had guests now that we don't really funk with and y'all can hear us talk about dances on Patreon because we should do, and yeah, we'd be talking shit, and you know what it's because even like it's a safe space, you know it's not, but you know what, people really be people in out here, and it's just like, bro, I'd be trying to be nice and you know they just take kindness for weakness out here, and I don't be playing

with these little pussy ass holes. You feel me. I didn't want to start off because this is a solo episode. Can we catch up outside of business, y'all if y'all want to hear what we've got going on in business? Also joined Patron. We talk a lot about what that's, what that looks like, But what's going on? I guess with you outside of business, love life, sex life, vacation life, download covid party life, I don't know what you'd be

doing download which I know. Okay, I'm gonna keep it a hunting with y'all with I really want to take this jacket off, but I'm not wearing a plain black top so sports brow and I feel like it'll clash. Are you dead? Can I just do it? So? The download COVID parties right, Oh my god, here's this. We do not endorse them, by the way, here, I never wanted to admit to doing this. I never thought i'd be that person I did. You never thought could be that person like you. Wasn't like bars are closed, I'd

go to Mexico so I could be all the beach straight. No. I was genuinely getting depressed. That's why I moved to Mexico. But like I was, like, I'm gonna kill myself if we don't get Sun and then that's how we moved. So basically, the download COVID parties, here's how I'm feeling about the sick as someone that I recently found out has anti parties, which makes sense because honestly I cannot believe I haven't had COVID, and I was like, this

just doesn't add up. Let's just keep it like that. Yeah, Like it wasn't like I wanted to knock on wood at all of just I don't think that's a real wood table. It's from Amazon, but it can't hurt. Okay, So the download COVID parties In New York. I went to a party the other night, Mandy. It was like Great Gatsby. I would say the address, but I'm not trying to get these things because I don't say the address. Basically, I go to this party. It's five worse. Dudes had

to pay two d dollars to get in. Women are free, there's completely open premium bar. Dog. I went in there and I was like, oh my god. Every floor is a different vibe. One was hip hop, one was how many people was on each floor week at this party? Look at this house, Oh this is someone's house. No it's like five. It's not really a house more than it's like a It was like a museum almost. Then you know it was crazy. So there's a rooftop, like

you know, it's amazing. So when I walked in there, I was like, oh my god, like, this is the best ship I've ever seen. It was like great gats because you actually had to be dressed up to go there. People were into Essentially it was fired and they really took this prohibitionary ship back into like the real world. And it's kind of real because at the same time,

you know this isn't right, not at all. So obviously you can't use card there, so Nigga's pants who aren't honestly gin But once you pay, you get the open bar. You can also get tables, bottles. There's like champagne squirting everywhere. There's like models and drugs. It honestly felt like me three years ago. So were you this week? Yeah? And Alex is coming home. He's been so stressed out doing some other work. He's like, we're going to a COVID party. If I have to buy a bottle, I will I'm like,

oh my god. Yes. Now, even Dave, who works here, he's a photographer. This need could be posting ship. Sometimes I'd be hitting up like three, I'm like, where you at? Where we go? Where I gotta go? See? The only place that I go to, And I'm like, I really want to listen is the sex club? See you? But that's still see literally worse and I'm literally the party goer or a come swapper. Bro. First off, the sex club. That ship just had five hundred people. Maybe the sex

club be like twenty. But you're fucking and swapping spit on not with my man, Mandy, Did you really just pause that long? I said, my motherfucking man, bitch, take a drink, everybody. Actually my catchup is about that. So the sex party, No, man, what did you expect? Wheezy, I don't know that. So you're just gonna sound You're just gonna sound like the YouTube comments on the podcast. I don't I don't care about that. Let me talk about let him be mad, who cares? Let him be man?

But no, it's more so Twitter and everyone else talking like, oh my god, I thought I was listening to his why do you have a man? Damn? I wass about to have men? I mean, they know that's your boyfriend go back and suck all the day perfectly. That again, please, because whoa nineties six likes all caps? Mandy stopped talking about your boyfriend. We want to listen to the guest for once on God Yo. Then someone stuck up for you watch a different channel. They said, Okay, she don't

talk about him that much. Yeah, I don't. I mean my catchup is about him because we're approaching our one year anniversary congratulations. And so we did just have the conversation station and you know, man, Nigga's don't know shit about anniversaries. So he was like, we met at April and May. I said, Nigga, don't do me because in April now, which means you should have been preparing if you thought it was in April. But I was like, so we met on zoom May fourth, and we actually

met in person. Birthday made the fourth be with you, you know you feel me. But we met on May six, and so I was like, you know that means we gotta do something. What you want to do? I don't know. I don't know what had pretty now let me see where it is listening. I actually don't because I have caught COVIDR anniversaries on Tuesday. It's a Taco Tuesday. I'm not trying to get it again. We should go to a Salvation Taco. Have you ever heard of I'm not

going to Taco Tuesday from my anniversary. Bro, you playing me like a little bum bitch. I want to be fancy a little bumble. I'm sorry you guys trying to put this jacket back on without showing people the tag still on it, bro, because it doesn't fit. It just came in the why are you wearing it? I'm gonna make sure what's the story because I'm gonna send him a picture of you in here. So you can't return the ship. Well, they sent it to me, so I can't. Technically,

you know, they'll send me another one. But I just wanted to worry for this episode. So anyway, Basically, um, Salvation Taco is like a rooftop midtown and like it's like really nice bougeeing a bottle, but it's like tacos, but like little tacos can be bougie. It's a bougie spot because it's like a little rooftoppie bottle popping by. But it's fun Honestly, I love Mexican food, so I

can't tell you that I wouldn't do. Just tell you Oreo Chinos talk about hold on this bitch beyond this motherfucker's show, talking about her heavy on Miss Spright, what's your hold on? Let me let me finish. You'll be talking about your motherfucker's seven course meals. She'd be talking about, Oh my god, we went to this hotel and oh my god, they were all these they just laid out the food and I had all these meals and it

was a thousand dollars a person. And this bitch on my anniversary is telling me we should go get some tacos for Taco Tuesday? You really do? Am I really that ratchet to you that you just think I can't even have a nice anniversary? But she really be Yeah we we. I went to Petty and she talked about all a little hot class ship and she want to tell me on my anniversary to go to a motherfucking taco to Okay, now that I think about it, is that not trifling is fun? It is I will give

it to you, you will give it to me. It was honestly because I start on a Tuesday, go to catch What do you mean to say? You see how she'd do me. I just wanted to call bro. That was real. You didn't even give me no like you need of your lux places. Oh, I know all these places I go and COVID they're illegal. But let me hear fel like man, he was gonna tell me, you you know, because white people should anyway, white people like food. Tell me where I could go get some hamachi crudeo and

white people will be there. But I'm talking about the food. Okay, you should go. What's the what? Oh? I like him, my chant. I tell you how much I've grown to love Mandy even more this past week. Wait, why what happened? Son? She she she loves snacks as much as you do. Bro. Oh my god, by the shout out, shout out, who's wax? Yes, this man got on my live. I had just smoked. I woke up and wanted to smoke a blount. I was feeling good. The weather was a little moody. Well

you know, I'm in the clouds. I'm high up in the sky, so you know. Anyways, I got the blunt, took the blunt out real quick. I just started talking about snacks because the bitch was high. Okay, I started eating this popcorn. No did you start? Think? Well? I started with the cheese and crack. I was high. Then I went to this popcorn that was on my fridge, right, bitch, it was maga popcorn. Oh wait, what it was maga? I thought it was just drizzled. Well, it was drizzled.

What made it back there? It was mec bro It was a red bag. It was talking about being made on the backs of the blacks. No, I'm not. I'm so bad. I didn't bring the guy damn popcorn in here. It's called Indiana popcorn though, look up Indiana popcorn, red bag. Let me just read the back of the bag, Eddan. Can you please find the back of the bag of Indiana popcorn so I could read it for the people. And I see it read black and white black, and it's white popcorn with the black drizzle just a sprinkle

of it. Hold, just but read the back. Can we get the back? And what it's looks it looks like? Can you read it? Eddan? Is there a way to find y'all? Started reading this popcorn because I said, who this thing kind of tastes good? Why is it being sold for twenty seven dollars on Amazon? This is a maybe it's a big bag. I don't give a fuck if the god did bag. We were Popcorn, Indiana, named

after a town embodying timeless American spirit. We championed the American dream, good times earned by passion and hard work, because that's our story, hard work. Starting from humble beginnings. We worked to make the best tasting popcorn popped and grown in the U. S A. You know, it just made me want to go like and then humble beginning. This land was not First off, y'all didn't work. Y'all made us work. Y'all made my ancestors work. You didn't work.

You just said on your little rocking chair on the porch, telling everybody what you do. Then humble beginning, Well, you took over a land that wasn't your, earned by passion and hard work. Passion and hard hard work, which I read that. I said, I'll never ordered this ship again. But this is how high I was. It doesn't end there. There was more popcorn. Are you know? Are you talking about the purple bag? Is that the name of it?

The boom Chicken pocket? And this is not an act I put it in my mouth, bitch, I started moaning the same way I'm moaning the beginning. I was like, M love that I'm talking about. It's the color of the goddamn knocking outfit I'm wearing right now. What podcaster said that, I believe it was Jesus in Mary, but I'm not particularly sure that when New York Pizza comes to Florida it's from ex Cops. Wait, wait, wait, that that any pizza place that started He said there ex

Cops probably was Jesus Marriage. And let me tell you something, do you remember yet pizza? The fact that it was called Andy Pizza, and I used to tear that ship up well, and why Peti Pizza and Metro was let me tell you something. I do remember. I used to go there all the time after school. My mom would take me. And now that I think about it, it was kind of of course it's racist, but we know you went to jail haw lot, so that's why you probably pizza. That's the type of pizza d they served you.

And you say, oh girl, let me tell you something. One of my friends is just catching up on our podcast. She lives in Australia and she said that she was shocked at the conversation I had with you that day that I almost jumped off the stage or I did jump off the stage, and she says, you know, like she was like, look, I love you and I'm always

gonna side with you. She's white, and she's like, but you know, did you not did you really not understand what Mandy was saying when she was like, you have to think larger and you have to think about your audience and keeping everybody safe. And I was like, no, Like I know what Mandy was saying may have been logical, but when it comes to like my mama and like just ship like that, I kind of do black black

out a little bit. And I realized sometimes I do get to this point with a certain anger or rage where like, oh, I don't see anything anymore, like you were saying to me, like, oh, like we could went to jail, we could have got suit, Like I don't, I don't even see it, Like there's just this like it's gone. And I really think that's how I been to jail, Like I won't be thinking about nothing. And when I'm I'm such a happy person. Then when I actually get angry, it's like this is it, Like, I'll

never go back. You should see me around a Nigata cheat. What does your therapist say about these things? My therapist told me that he thinks my anger stems from having not feeling respected um and feeling like I'm a pushover, and he thinks it's come from relationships. He's like, I think that a lot of time, you don't really he one told me he thinks it started from my podcast,

which can't be true because it's definitely dates back. But he's basically like, you know, you have so many facets of yourself that people always end up saying like, you know, I'm sure this has happened to you. Oh wow, you have a podcast about this, but I didn't know you do this, or they try to tell you that you're so much more validated by the other things you do,

as if horrible decisions means nothing. And I think that sometimes I really do feel like because I'm so chilling, fun niggas be working with me and bitches too, and I don't like that ship. Like maybe a year ago, before the world closed down, I was at lab and this girl was like, uh, talking about Mandy to me like I was gonna like laugh with her. And I remember I was with Rashida, one of my home girls, and I was like, if I'm gonna talk about Mandy,

why would I talk about her with you? The fund is wrong with you, Like I don't like ship like that, Like, don't try me, Like I'm just some bitches about to do some ship like this. I make money with this girl. I don't give a funk if I said fuck Mandy and you heard me if I said it, I ain't talking to you. Like I feel like that ship is

super disrespectful. And I think that people definitely take my personality as a weakness thing, and I think that's really why I jumped off the goddamn stage anyway, point being, I'll go to jail again, and I really hope that again and again, and I really hope we never get to the point where like someone does some wild ship like that. Maybe they won't now because it's COVID, but that bitch did jump on the stage. Crazy. That was

one of the craziest things. I Mean, we've had a lot of people jump off well, I don't know they could do that no more during Cofy. They're not gonna be able to probably not even gonna be able to do me in great No at all Me and Gred happening. It's not a thing. I don't even know if we may be able to bring people up on stage. I thought about that too, like can we do them from the bat? No, bro, that's still see you see what I'm talking about? What if we were a ppe pussy

penis insertion? That's not I'm bitch. All you had to say was erection. Look how real quick? I'm real quick with words today, baby damn who took the improv classes? Don't do me anyway. We're gonna get to arping ill the ship because I know a lot of y'all came. So here's some weird as ship and this is probably one of the weirdest things, um that we may have talked about on this show. Um of course, guess the

color of the woman. Uh. This woman chose a roller coaster to be her boyfriend, and she also claims to have kids with it as well. Gayl Ingle, who is sexually a tractor to objects, says after she met the sky Screen roller coaster at a German theme park, she finally understood what love really met. She's a forty three year old woman who claims to be in a relationship with this roller coaster. She's from France and says that

she shares kids with the theme park attraction. Miss Ingle said she has been sexually attracted to objects since her teens, and as an adult, she became fascinated with roller coasters. When she was thirty eight, the artist found herself developing a strong romantic bond with this German ride. She became fixated on the side sky screen roller coaster at Holiday Park and has small Ryan n I say it country.

I don't know her name is Gail, but it got to eat with the two dots on the sipe, so maybe it's I don't know how you say it to eat with the two dots on the top. Don't have a picture of her, mean it's silence. She looks like she would Galley. Maybe her name is gal She looks like she was in the shell silver Stein, like where

the wild things are, Like nah she wild? Now. If you guys, if you guys are new to the show, or maybe you guys decided to go all the way to episode one, which I love so many of our new listeners are doing. We used to have a segment called kink of the week, Me too. We might have to revisit it, but I did want to revisit it for this episode. So what this woman's kink actually is or her paraphilia, which is what they are actually called, is a goal motalaphilia A goal yeah, god matala filia.

Now it's a galata fila. So a gonmtala filia is a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to astatu, doll, mannequin, or similar figurative object. The attraction may include a desire for actual sexual contact with the object, a fantasy of having a sexual or non sexual encounters with an animate or inanimate instance of the preferred object, act of watching encounters between such objects, and a whole bunch of other ship. Okay, so how does she have kids? I'm I have no

issue with you wanting to kids kids? Was in parentheses, no quotation marks, bitch, my bad. So I think it means all the kids that come to the theme park. She's like, these are our kids, Like you know how teachers believe like they're kiddo in the house. Like maybe she'd I saw a little replica model of the roller coaster. I thought those are the kids. Oh, wait no, wait was that an article? Wait? Wait, what do you mean? What's worse? I want you to believe that real life

kids are your kids, not replica baby roller coasters. And yeah, people call their kids their dogs, like we're sharing a kid our son when you get a dog together, Like, I feel like it's more sick that the kids in the park are your kids? Think is that really more sick? I don't know. This ship is so white. Let's leave, I mean, I mean she did say that she I wanted because listen, she said, I spend every moment dreaming of a carnal and fusional relationship with this roller coaster.

She admits that it. She admits that when it comes to dating humans, she called us humans, that she's never had much luck, she called us, she called us muggles. She has she has had three serious relationships in the past. She said, I will not philosophize on these relationships that ruined my life. But it was only suffering physical and moral. The fact that she brought up morals, how do you feel like it is moral to be in a relationship? How is it in moral? Is it hurting anyone? Oh? Now?

Is she is dry humping this roller coaster in broad daylight. Here's this in broad daylight. A no one wants to see that ship at all. But also if her couchie gets wet enough, she could be rusting the roller coaster. Which, bro, you're maybe let me tell you something I just thought of ask it in our pH This is a really wild take right now, but this is how I think

it happened to hear me out. No, my mother, I know you guys were ready for this, said something on the phone ones and I asked her what an orgasm was Because of it, I don't remember the ride we went on. Here you go with this ship. I'm not even going to leave it to you for this ship. Just hearing me, I'm ago he was MASSI bating in the car ride and no, no, no, My mom and

I went on a ride we go home. I don't know if it was universal or fun spot at the time, but I was like young, and I heard my mom say to her friend, I cannot believe it threw me up in the air like that. She says, it was like an orgasm, And I asked my mom what an orgasm was. My mom got so mad at me for asking. I wonder if the woman probably felt my mama felt came on the ride and was like, oh not, it's

my nigger. Okay, okay, see what I'm saying. So so no, so no. I mean I've had food that is giving me orgasms and it ain't make me want to fucking hunch. The hamachi was shaped like a cucumber. First off, the fact I know that you fuck the cucumber, bro, but my niggas dick don't look like a cucumber. The head look like a mushroom. I don't never think of cucumbers when I see dicks, but think of mushrooms sometimes with long, old, big old stems, because it's the mushroom. Man, baby, what

what cucumber? Got a little? It's like a cucumbers ain't shaped like dicks. They're just cylindrical. Don't look at me like that. That is a word. Cylindrical, right like a cylinder. Drickle, Did you know what I'm saying? Drickle? Any waiting for y'all that are not seeing us. Many just had her finger out, Now if she was directing a chorus when she says, d you know what I'm talking about? Anyway? So we did just a real word. Yeah, wait, you really ain't thinking, bro, You just be making that ship.

You just be making that ship sounds so dumb. I don't know, I'll make it. I didn't say it you, but you laughed and didn't one but cylindrical. You knew it was a real word, right, And did y'all know cylindrical was in the word? They all said no because she made it sound dumb. Right, it's okay, smartest, we are start gonna pay. Didn't she make a sound dumb? Sound smartest cylindrical bit out of here? You just want me to celindrical if I had an act that you huh. Oh,

now you're offended. Speaking of offended, let me tell you something about this fucking studio and these funny people that Okay, bro, now that's now this is problematic. No, it's gonna be fine because they're here, so it's you don't even really care. You're from Central America. Well, let me tell you something about Davie over here. Okay, are you Spanish? He's Cuban? I thought, and so for one I knew you was. You guys may not be looking like my mom. Move Na.

Cubans are black as shit. I think Cubans, Bro, Cubans in Miami look like he makes that don't count? Look man? So two people work on your audio here, and is Dave and and what one may think when you were receiving a file that says el photo, you might think it was edding. And so when I find I need Dave was Latino. But I know he was Latino like this it would be a goddamn Telemundo episode. When I stopped by the studio, Okay, it done, that's play all that sauce don And he was like, listen with part

of like all right whatever outside of a restaurant. So then I wait, you listen to this music on your spare time? Yes, Stephen listening. I don't know what kind of Latin view? Yes? Oh, I really thought it was just like restaurant music. I didn't know people like listen to it, man, they spare time. That ship sound like a party of fiesta here. Oh okay? And well for one, every time I see him doing this ship right, So me and Alexander suffraate chat and he was like, hey, yo,

what does that ship that they're saying me? And I was like, yo, I don't know. I thought we would have this issue with heading I'm not about to tell that it don't speak Spanish. You can't do that, and you better go to the Better Business Bureau. If she only counts if you're under fifteen employees, it does so anyway, Basically I counted three employees with this, As I'm not an employee, I'll be up in here. So where are you?

One to three? Your ass is three? First off, my asses to one, cheek to cheek, bitch, and then this puts the rest snapple. That's three, baby, I'm a whole. You're holding onto that name my whole snack first off, and she's gonna dye her hair red too, Like, why wouldn't you call your pussy something else? Now that you're like at your pink theme Because I'm I'm read. That's what they call us in the South. That's when they're this hue as myself, I'm red, and it's put on

the hue. The pussy be snapping. No wait till wait, no next episode when I come back from Jamaica. Right now, I look like a winter yellow from New York. I am this is I have yellow undertones. I just went to Sappho. They told me so, you're not read yellow bonus, what do you want? You are problematic? And I did not say that. I'm read she canceled. Yet you think she's absolutely canceled. No, I mean like Nick is still sucking with her. Let me click her hand? Will always fun,

they will? Why so fucking annoying? I hate when Why is she annoying to you? I don't know, but I hate when pretty girls annoy me because I'm like, I really want to funk with you, and now I look like I hate my thing. It's weird because she don't even talk. She types, but I don't know. I don't never hear her talk. They still, Yeah, that's an old song. It was good though, I mean, hey, you want to

see a canceled That wasn't her song? That's was lit al right, it's not a Danny bashing No, no, no, she's still pretty like I would suck, but like after I sucked her, I wold sitting down and be like, now we're gonna rotch roots. Oh no, after I fucked, she would sleep on the floor there, you know what I mean, sleep on the floor. But I'm gonna get her some pillows. Oh see, that's so nice. Yeah, I

am mad. I did want to get into. Can we talk about a hord dirt because I do have um one and it happened this morning actually, so I wanted to give you guys our hord dirt for those of you who are listening to this for possibly the first time or the second and you're like, I don't really know if I like these homes yet, but let me give this another try. Are her derve segments? Dude, can you do another accent? Well? Did if you got what dove? So anyways, basically it is so I did get an article.

It's from Yogia Approval or look, I was way off yogi Approved. Sorry, it was all lower case, so it kind of kind of went together a little bit. I needed to see it with a with a capital letter. But anyway, it's sex and yoga la la practice these five yoga poses after sex. Now, I will give you guys the link um in the description of this episode so that you guys can pull up and see the visuals of it. One it's called a supine bound angle, the others downward facing dog posts. A lot of y'all

know that child's pose half pigeon pose. Do you remember that song I don't want no pigeon pie. No, alright, no, you really don't. Who is the remix to Scrubs? Well you know that I know new Scrubs like I want no pigeon A pigeons little. I don't even think it goes that way. They don't want I don't want no pigeon play it, Bro, because I don't think that was a real song. But it was a real song parody if anything, it was eight years ago. You really don't

know what from the South. That's what y'all listened to in Florida. This is some Florida ship right here. I'm pretty sure it is what it sure it is? Hold on, wait, please play? Why do I have Spanish adds? Yeah? Come on, put put it up to the like just a little bit. I don't think we can get canceled. But okay, hey

here we go, Okay, ramped up blue. Okay, Oh, I don't want your bird as you can't get this motherfucking car fly away bit because I ain't sucking bit, you know, mac Bro, how you go back to trying to holler at me? She couldn't even all right, But anyway, that's a song. But anyway, I say all this to say I had sex. My man came ten times this morning. It was amazing. And what we got done. He made me lay between his legs. Okay, so he was behind me. He put the pillow on top of his dick and

then had my head resting on the pillow. So I'm laying in between his legs. His legs are are are like this. His legs are like this, but I'm laying on him. As I'm laying on him, he just starts massaging me like this. So he's massaging my shoulders, he's massaging my neck, and then he goes down to my body because he know he just puts some motherfucking work in it, but about her because I'm over thirty. So then he just throws you are I'm over thirty. I'm

thirty in a couple of months, bitch. So baby this ship. I'd be like, oh baby, I can't move after So he's just rubbing on my body like this, right, and I'm like, oh baby, so then check this out what he do And I ain't even flexible, he said. Now I'm like this right, He like, baby, give me your leg. He's behind me. I'm like, baby, give me my leg. So check this out. He puts his legs like this. Sorry, y'all,

don't just be puts the ears out. But he moved his legs, took this leg and lifted it like this, stretched it out, and then rubbed his foot along my like so it was like a full body, motherfucker. It was a full body myside. He as tall as he

stretched my whole body. And when I tell you, I don't know if this we we talked about after care when you like really get sluted out, and that's what he made me do because he put the pillowcase over my head and he said I was his sex doll this morning, and he just sucked the ship out of me. So when we were done, not only did he do that, one of the bro I was sitting there having seizures, bitch. He did this thing where he blew in my ear and it's like he blew in my ear and I

kept orgasming even though we weren't having sex. When I tell you, he's sitting there like and I'm like, I'm like, literally, motherfucking seizures, bitch, and I'm like, what the funk? It's like, I know, you know how I clinched my pussy and I told you. I'll tell you about the pussy clinching next week. So I'm just there and I'm just like, he's just blowing in my ear. But please don't when when I tell you, my god, I'm about to tell that nigga blow in my ear? What? Bro, you ain't

never had your ear bloating and having after dog? I here not waiting to watch you jumping into it. You want you don't want to watch the right here was We're in bed and he's like, really he's masageing that he blowing my ear and a bit just like us. My god, I this was the first time. I just feel like, damn, we gotta a bunch of first going on. What are you being judging again? Her face super judging. I'm not judging um your sex at all. I think

that's a beautiful moment. But you never you never flinched. No, no, Mandy ear blow. Mandy's storytelling and movement. It's the movement for me. This is no longer an audio podcast after just watching you for this one, I mean, you look insane. My man thinks he just do Guys, have ever seen a muscles you know when it like kind of locks up. That's what you look like from head to toe muscles move and then like when they like that, not like that.

I know when you flex they move, but like this morning, I went to stretch and bitch my calf like you know, oh my god, but it didn't move. I mean, what did you cal do? What? What did you do? I'm old? I don't know. I just went like saying, you're old, my leg and could like maleg you know how to say big mama, you are. That's why I was like, your leg not moving, bitch, bro. I was scared, but leg what bro? That man worked the funk out of my whole body. And when I tell you, ship was

just working differently. I didn't know what the funk anyway. That was my horse derv get you have you nigga blow in your ear, bitch after a massage, and that was always broke out that whole thing from your air. I mean, I'm gonna put the yoga poses too, But it was the way he blew it. I didn't know you could get an orgasm from like a nigga blowing in your ear. Bro. I mean maybe it was a massage too, and I was just he had got me really relaxed and then that fucking blowing my hair. Bro,

I couldn't stop. Like, I was like, oh babe, stop blowing, stop blowing. He shot me really rely, bro, but I swear I didn't know that, like if you ever had weed before? I mean, and I didn't even smoke nuthing this morning. But what's crazy? It's like the word that I wanted to say that you look like. It's not pc you look. It's saying just that. I mean, that's fine. I don't care to look crazy because that's what I

looked like this morning with my nigga. And he he was just like, I just need you to know that that's right you. You're the only one for me, baby, And I was like, I knew a baby. Ain't nobody to make you come as hard as I'm care doing fucking old school audio, but right now I'm not anyway. I didn't want to say I don't know science like that, but I didn't know that anything. We got Mandy spiral more. You see what happens when you shut the funk up. I had to just not say anything so you can

just start feeling it in and talking to yourself. Yeah, baby, do you think I was talking to myself? I was talking to our hundreds of thousands of listeners. They're all looking thank you, Eddin. I was talking to you and you and you and you. You're gonna love me? Why? Yeah? Baby? Anyways, alright,

we would kind of relive our past. A lot of you guys are now listening to the show, and I'm now done talking about my nigga because we have had We're ending this in twelve minutes, right, I built No, yeah, yeah, I'm looking at the time. We will hear about this nigga before you're not so. I wanted to talk about our our relationship with our past. And when I say our relationship with our past, I wanted to bring up the past lovers that we brought up on the show.

Can you run down all of the nicknames that you think you can remember that you have brought up on the show. Okay, what are our nicknames for the men that were in our lives? Lover boy jeeves current right, just the show, not hospital dick um uh bay blue check beard bay scissors? What did I call the model check restaurant guy? Restaurant guy called me? Did you have a DJ? And no restaurant guy? You had the three things with she didn't even have a nickname. Are you

gonna say her name? Now? What are you talking about? Venus? No, the white girl. The white girl starts with a sea, ends with at Collette. Yeah, she had no nickname. She had no nickname. That's why I was because Collette is not her real name. Oh but did you think that was her real name? So Collette and I met on Tinder and Collette was her name on Tinder, but her real name. But then when after she sucked you a few times, and I knew it wasn't her real name.

But that's why I didn't mind saying Collette. Okay, okay, okay, I think that is that it That might be loud nias. Let me look let me look at yeah, but nicknames, I know. Let me look at she brought up on the show. Can you remember Edding? I know that you were kind of in and out the studio a little bit with I knew. And then I mean, did you say old Bay season? Okay, said that's I think that's honestly nipple fuck, sick, nipple fuck. Look at you. Oh wait,

and that's the one from the Hampton's right. I just ran into his brother at the fucking get great Gatsby parties. I was like, how do I know you? And he didn't want to say you sucked my brother, but he's like, oh, you don't remember anyway. COLLECT calls him Deuce douche because he's a fawn in his name. That's how you know he's rich. Oh, model girl, that's what I was, okay, Psycho, Yeah, she was fucking crazy. I don't think there's anyone else.

I think that's the J though. I thought there was a DJ, maybe not back when you were fucking white guys. I thought there was a white DJ. Oh, there was a DJ that I did Molly with and I Pete in his house. That was the tree House. You don't have a nickname. That that was episode four okay, Episode four okay? And I had goddamn seven for the whole fucking thing. Lawyer Bay Jordan's fella Bay green Eyes, green Eyes q Que. I called him que even though he

wasn't really present. I just talked. I referenced him, um hold on the other ones, Nigga say ship, I really don't be caring about nigga. And then just all the athletes, they didn't even really have nicknames. I'm so email right, I didn't. I don't think I can't Bellam Bay lawyers stories. Also like she'd be like when I my friend, like she always say my friend or this niggad and I'd

be like, my baby, okay. Well, and I think for when we first started the show, I had just I had like a different partner every month, and some of them just didn't warrant a nickname because I didn't really go back. Oh, Arkansas and Nevada, I forgot one of you named him after a state. I named him after a state that was there a lawyer said, lawyer, there another job engineer, science faith all science made, science made it and last long, which sucks because we actually went

to a museum. Wasn't because he was poor. What happened. It wasn't because he was poor. It's because he didn't want to pay for my flight to the other coast and it was only a two hundred dollar flight, and so that just made me mad. And I said, well, if you're not gonna pay for my two hundred flight, how was this gonna work. Didn't you want to pay for it? Again? He didn't offer it or there was

like a conversation. There was a conversation I don't. I just don't think he wanted to pay for it, because he paid for my flight to d C. And I guess he just didn't want to feel like he had to just keep paying for my flight something like that. But I really did like him. I understand he was and he was really he was really really good looking. I just wouldn't know what to do if told me and I actually met him, which one was your favorite

nickname out of the ones you had? And you had and oh I also had, uh what did I call him? I had sex club? I had go to shower. Oh yeah, now that I think of all just the set because the nigu I went to the sex club win and got to peg him. Then the nigga who I talked about, who I did my first goal to shower with, and you know him because he a friend that's a name to toy friend. But that was only because that was

because he wasn't my boyfriend yet and now he's my whole. See, you brought him up, you brought I did it perfect. I wanted to say, a lot of us have these nicknames and men who mean things in our life when they mean things in our life, and I wanted to ask, did any of the men that you named or women do you feel like they didn't deserve a nickname that maybe you thought they would be something. And I wish I didn't make Beard Bay Beard bay Um. I wish she had a different name. I wish old Bay had

a different name. Obay seasoning. It kind of is annoying, only because like when I'm out around with him, the first thing people say is you don't want gold, oh, you know, And so that's kind of like I could see how that's kind of annoying even though it's a compliment. I mean said that about my man, Yeah, like because she dated an old man. And then I was like, but my man is older. Does that make my man old old? And I mean they're both in their forties.

But what the other question, who, out of all of your names over these last four years, who was the most short lived restaurant guy, restaurant guy or another model? She didn't have the model bitch had like two weeks. And then we easy just I guess eight or plus because are just crazy, Like when we who was one of the few white women we've had on here? She even was like, dude, you bring a fucking you haul in on like the second day, and she moved in

with her girl that was at the UH. I told you I used to go to like, not even just Prize so Copa Cabana used to have lesbian nights. Bitch. I had never been to a club with so many fucking fights. I felt like we was at a team club. There was fight seriously, so fucking much. Yes, even with the girls I was with. I was like, Bro, I went like three times. I said, Bro, I'm not gonna keep doing this because now I got to hold people back. I ain't trying to go to Lee bitches really be

fighting bitches. Bro, That's true because I was ready to fight that bitch after, which is hilarious. US keep saying us because who did she said she was suing us. I said, no, I'm serious. She claimed she didn't even say me. She said I'm suing, and I think she couldn't say me for whatever reason. So she was like, I'm suing the podcast and I'm like why, And I guess that's because that was the place where she was

talked about. But then she brought your dumbass up here and was talking about how like I was in your pussy and mind you. I feel like I did a good job at first, and we had her on where I was like not making it clear that we fucked she was we were flirting, but she was like yeah, and back then you used to flirt with every guest. I thought she was sucking everybody when we still like flirting with every guests. That's just in my nature. The last couple of guests you haven't actually flirted with. I

actually saw Tam. Van was kind of sexy. Tam was very nice. Y'all will see her next week. She was very pretty. Actually, I was kind of, you know, into the body and ship of everyone that we have talked about over the last four years. Who has made the largest impact? Uh? Scissors, come on, sound effects? What about? Really? I would say like, if I would say who had the largest impact on me, it would be my boyfriend.

And I'm just saying, uh, you know, what's crazy my relationship or like thereof Uh, it was impactful, right, and I don't think so much in a good way now that I look back on it. I mean, that was seven years of sexual energy exchange and me literally being tunnel vision because the dick was so good and we we had such sexual chemistry and he was local. Um. But now that that I'm getting exactly what I've really

want without really knowing the whole time. I know, like for a whole year before I got my boyfriend, I kept saying I want a boyfriend. Be someone came on and was talking about manifestation and and so I look back now and what that was and the energy that I gave that man, And I look at it now as time wasted and Couci muscles, just the Coucci muscles could have been saved for someone else. The walls did not have to be knocked down in the way that they were from that big old dick for seven years.

Who's this bigger? I only know one dick right now in my life, and it is do you not even remember? Sometimes like do you know what's crazy? I forget about what's crazy. I'm I'm it's crazy because I think we say it all the time when we get with someone and there's like an emotional connection where like this is the best day, this is dick number one. I really be rating my dicks too. They jump up, but they'd be like I'd be like, damn, I gotta knock you

at the top three down. But I do feel like now that we're older, and now that we've had this podcast and I talked about and that it's like like maybe your ship, bitch, I'm fit. I'm not about to hear any of this old ship anymore. No, I'm thirty, Like I'm not sucking a hundred, am I talking like I'm a hundred thirty? Okay, Well, now that we're more mature, we're more mature. Even though this bitch still want to go to jail and fight people. I don't know how

mature we really are. But now that we're more mature, I would say, like I know so many things of what I want, how to communicate and in the bedroom. Bro, I thought sex was good in our twenties. No, no, no, it is on another heightened level right now. You're seasoned with old bass season Okay, but I ain't got crabs. I'm just saying I just you get bro. Let's cut that out because now we are old Wait old bas a, we leaving the dumbass crab job await, because no one

even says crabs anymore. Even that is such a millennial thing to say. I was watching sex in the City and I know, I'm not gonna lie. So was I all weekend with Medina? Really? She had got crabs, and I remember thinking like, what is crabs? What? What std is crab? I think it's ticks? What is No, it's not ticks. Ticks are own dogs, broker, public LIFs, parasite insects that can infest in genital area, public life, pubic Yeah, you don't pull it up? Is the things like dinosaurs?

They don't exist more really look like crabs? Now can you look at their extinct kind? No, bro don't know what to get There are these extinct? Because no one has mentioned why the fact that you put instinct? Nigger, it's extinct. No, I'm talking about you. No scroll of you put instinct. I thought, I'm done. Sorry, We're not extinct. Can you still get crab STDs? Okay, what does it say? Pubic lights? Sorry? Yes, pubic lights are often spread during

sexual activity. Even if you're a clear cut your forest, these lights will find a way to survive. But well, like what happened to that ships? Like how do they body? Maybe you don't get lights? We don't know. I'm not gonna lie. That is what it is. Probably it's because of the oils that we put on our hair. Lights is like a white people ship, so the only white people get crabs probably can you look up. No, it's not the oils, it's the silkiness I think of the hair. Yeah,

because my pubic hair straight. That thing a little rough my my old man like the little Have you even thought about dyeing it pink too? That'd be fun to funk up my pH in real life. I don't bleach on my pussy. It's not on your pussy if you leave it, it's the hair above it. I don't think I would want to bleach on'm my pussy. That's too clue. I don't want to make it match like carpet. That's all right. Yeah, it was something we were almost on it. We were this close nicks our trash. I don't want

to talk about the old ones, but we don't. I just I just wanted to say I think a lot of us grow. I did want to bring up our homemail before we get out of here, and um one moment because I sent it to the mail. If you guys are also just listening for the first time again, I want to make sure that y'all are aware of what this motherfucker show is how to be a part

of it. So home mail, y'all can right in. We also haven't done a whole confession in a while, so if you have a homemail or hole confession, send us an email at horrible discon We had one today when Mandy had a seizure on the couch. Bro. That was not a whole confession. I was trying to help girls feel the same way I felt this morning. That was help. I was helping. It was a tip, like the tip of the dick that went in your ass, and that's why you've had anals Would you like to add, bitch, No,

the only tip was gratuity. Bitch. If I'm getting sucked, I'm getting sucked. And that's why I didn't go ahead and tell them you had anal sex. Then I did not. I would like to tell America, UK, Jamaica and the Canadians that watched the show, I wheezy, w TF Denver kind of almost damn, I'm a bad liar. I didn't really have anal sex. Love her boy went in my butt a little bit with the tip, and we just said, the only tip you do with gratuity, And that's why

you're lying like a little bit. I said, that's why I do it as I count it, so it didn't count because he didn't like fully fuck it. And if you fully fuck it, then you're fucking if the whole mushroom head went in, even if just the tip of the mushroom can let's call him? Well? He answer He always answers. We talked once and wait, and he's gonna be okay with you asking, Hey, did the whole mushroom

tip of your dick? We can get into my ass? Hello? Oh, he's funny against mushroom mad at someone's ass right now. He's on a flight. That's why he went straight to poicemail. We had just sucked real good in recent picture, ain't I was like, would you go back? Would you have them put his whole shaft in your ass? Um? Would you double back to anybody from the past? Uh? Oh damn? Did he delete the pick? Oh? I wrote, I don't

want to see his paint dick. I said, damn, your fucking body is crazy, l L. I think I want you now, And he wrote back, you were such a nick come to state he's at Wait you'll be You'll be dropping the who are you look real good in you. That's the picture. His body was looking crazy dog like.

He was looking good as fun and honestly, like, you know, I haven't really been attracted to white boys in a minute, because like it's just really been a really tough time in our social justice reform and I just don't see white dicks anywhere really. But now when I saw him, and you know, the accidents very wrongs, it's not really same for me. Um, but I would definitely double back just for fun, you know what I'm saying, Like, um, yeah,

plus it make a little trip out of it. You just bought a big new house, Like why not enjoy the pool? And yeah, if I don't get married by the time to show over, I'm gonna be a nun after this thig't. I ain't gonna go bed none of the niggas from the past. I don't want to him. You're like, oh, dick, you ever fun, old dick? You be like, damn, it wasn't even that good way. I'm having sex now, but you just had an orgasm from an earblow, bitcht me tell you what I think it is.

You know how like on YouTube, these white guys made a scale of like hotter crazy theory. You've ever seen those? The hotter the crazier. You said, white people made this, so No, I think so because the only white people have time to do a fucking graph. But here's what I'm thinking, here's the blood of my father coming in. I think that the more you get over and niked, the more the dick is whack one a hundred percent. But like that is that? What is that graph? Call?

It's not a ven diagram. It's a bell curve. Right, I don't know what happened. It looks like a plummeting stock. That is what it is. It's a plummeting stock. Well, that's what happens. I'm not gonna lie the dick once there is no connection, Like, I don't even think that's my pussy would get wet from right now. I ain't gonna hold you. Really, he's so cute, he is fine. I ain't gonna hold you. That's why I had to block him, because I ain't even want He started showing

up in Mike's floor page and my dreams. I said, don't know, we gotta block this in my dream and my dreams. I was like, oh no. I started I'm following mutuals. You don't know why that you think if he fucking saw you out somewhere. Let's just say he's in Jamaica this weekend when you're there doing whatever he's doing, and he was like, damn, he's looking really good. I like the little pink ship I'm looking. You think he's gonna be able to say that many words to me?

I'm gonna give deuces, Sam, anyway, let me get a should. I don't think you could, you know, I think in the phone you could, but I think face to face, I'm not saying I think you would go fuck nigga, but I think you I don't think you'd be that mean in person. I don't, Oh, I'd be mean to niggas, like I'd be having a my nigga all the time. I mean, you don't want to make me mean or pink. That's not meaning pink or not greener? Oh green, like when you get mad, like your hair would get a

more pink. That'd be kind of cool. Is that what you meant? Like pinker? How do you say pink in Spanish? Do you think I'm a Marvel character? Yes, you're doing You're supermandy manny throws on a wig and turns into a new bit every even a way, this is my real hair, and nobody stalk. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ain't nobody I'm talking about wig? You all see no lace hole, this is me. I'm bald, bitch, I'm beautiful ball anyway, No, let me get through this, because I

think this is just the whole confession. Anyways. Sexually Vanilla question Mark. Hey guys, I love, love, love, love love your show. My friend sent it to me in October. I started from the very beginning and I'm almost caught up joining patron once. I'm fully up to date. Thank you, love. I'm twenty two. God damn, y'll be young. Sorry we're not old. Sorry my bad. I'm twenty two and and over the road truck driver, and your show has definitely opened me up to a lot of new things. Anyways.

I titled this sexually Vanilla because I feel like I am, but at the same time I'm not. When it comes to me and my man having sex, it's always amazing. He knows my body like the back of his hand. Either he's always trying out new ship or I'll come up with new things. The issue is whenever we do new stuff, it's to please me. I don't know why, but when it comes to him, I just don't know what to try. He's always telling me to just try things out with him to sexually excite him, but I

don't know what to do. Sometimes I'll wear the lingerie, but seeing as I'm insecure about my body I do, I don't wear it as much. He knows I'm into nasty rough ship, speeding in my mouth, slapping, choked so I can't breathe type stuff. He told me before that he gets bored sexually because he does things to me to learn me and my body, and I don't do the same. Please give me some type of advice of some things I can try with my man to spice things up. I just want to make my man happy.

Oh you don't want to read the priper she said on her spirit animal love you too bad. Oh completely did not see that on there bright where she was signing. So she did say you could read this on the show or not. I just need help again. Love you guys, weezy, You're my spirit animals. So how she shout out to a woman truck driver, I thought that was cool. Yeah, me too. Um, well, uh, I don't know. It's interesting to me because sexually Vanilla twenty two, it's such an oxymoron.

It is because you haven't had the time. You haven't had the time to explore. But also the fact that you do have a partner that is like, I explore your body, and the fact that you said he pleases you so sexually and in return he said that sometimes sex is boring on his end because you're not exploring him in the same way. So this is one issue and why I brought up the spirit animal comment. Oh that's not me. Um in my spirit, my slutty at spirit.

I love making somebody turned on and happy during sex, right, and I think that you do that by exploring even your new partners tell her how you explore them. Honestly, I think it's a great like way to do for players and asking somebody what they like. If you don't do that stuff, you're not an interesting fun Well. I

also think often about mutual masturbation. That was your thing for like a year, bit she is, and so I think that the way you've rest you mutually masturbating the women and men that you slept with that's the way that you said you've connected and learned their bodies and ways. So mutual masturbation, some people do think, is when you masturbate each other, because you just said that it's really

just when you're around each other. Oh right, so like or you can do that, but like, mutual masturbation is generally when you're both masturbating, watching each other or something. So that's kind of what made me think about it the day that you brought up watching poor in front

of him. But through that, like when I've watched men like jerk Off and I kind of see how they're doing it, even if you see their hand getting really like strong, like a lot of women, we won't grip a dick nigga's like they did grip bit they actually really in the room. Yes, why do you like? It? Doesn't hurt you that? Get off up there? Wait? How you like your dickey? Hold? Dare listening dick decay? How do you hold your dick? How do you like to stroke your dick? Can we get an answer? Edding talk

to him? I mean I like a type yeah, okay, but why do why do we as don't like the dick so hard? I'm not I feel like I get scared because I feel like some girls are like, suck my dick too, but like they'll like be a little weak on it. I was about to say, mother, you know you ain't got enough blood rush into it. I'm girt it out and if my hand don't, my mouth is.

And my point is that is the spirit of me. Now, maybe you feel like you like to party, or you like to read, or maybe you do drugs here there, and you're like, I'm kind of like wheezy, No, I'm grabbing dicks. I'm asking what you like I think touching like not only ask if if you're twenty two, you didn't say how old he is, maybe he's also young and not as an experience, Yeah, but now I think

he's older. No, I would thinks I would only guess that he's older because if he's able to communicate that something's wrong, that's something that people are that is that's maturation. I like that word. Um so I would say, you know what, start with the different parts of his body. I think massages work well with learning areas on a man that like he really enjoys, like whether it be the shoulders, the neck, the lower back, bitch the ear blowing that here. Maybe I found out someone I like

to suck hardwired, which like their nipples touch. Oh yeah, nipples are a thing that a lot of men won't tell you they like, but when you get there, it does arouse them. I think always nibbling on the balls is a good thing if you want, if that's something you haven't done. And that's so vanilla. But because you're sexually vanilla, I'm gonna tell you maybe lit gooch a little bit. I think you feel like you're not vanilla because you listen to this show. And it's a great step.

But you've got to put other ship in your mouth. Yeah, you definitely have to put other fingers. Bitch anything I stuck on the nigger fingers and tell him to put them in me. You know what I did. Here's here's a little tip too. While you're maybe sucking the dick, spit on your hand, right, spit on your hand, and then just glided over the balls. Because then it's almost like so think of it like you fingering the pussy,

but it's it's almost like you fingering some balls. But while you're sucking a dick and your hand is really wet. Now you got wet balls in your hand grabbing them

all together. If your low effort what like when you're grabbing the dick, grab it from the base, so the balls are also stimulated, like the way that I'm holding this microphone just to grab the balls too, almost like it's like a yeah me all morning, bitch got them anyway, yo, bitch all morning to where I was like, Yo, it's many, Like honestly at this point, uncomfortable at how much she's been coming on the couch today, Like I want to leave. I mean it's blue, you know what's fine. I think

it'll just wipe off. Anyways, Guys, if you are all caught up on our show, thank you guys for tuning in. Make sure you go on over and support us. Baby, we got a whole bunch over a hunted episode of Horrible Decision at Patreon dot com back Slash Horrible Decisions. We dropped now four which four stories and get them now over at Patreon Patreon dot com back Slash Horor Decisions. We did just do a town hall and they said they missed my point. Sleepers. Goddamn, my fucking a no

case spade was doing those what happened to him. I hope he's still alive. Can you not do that to a patron? I hope he's still around. I haven't heard from him in the years. I feel like, yeah, I don't think I've seen him on the I'm gonna be honest with you. If I haven't heard from someone last year, I'm like, what happened? They got kovid? And then I begins he which what I did last year? And I'm here hat anyway though, Uh sorry, condolences seriously to anyone.

You know, Yeah, we gotta be the top. I don't want to laugh because I was literally gonna make a joke and say if one of us you wouldn't make a joke of the show. Hell yeah, I'm still doing yeah ship. And then I'm gonna pay somebody to be my employee to just sitting next to me. Oh, they're getting an episodic feebitch and hunted All has just come in and talk with me about I'm keeping everything. I'm sorry, everything, Damn. If Mandy died with bro, can you stop? If I die?

Do you ever wonder what people would think about you you died? Like I'm a bit, I'm allegend, like I feel like niggas would release my like they play they playing uh that song from Drake If I damn legend, I'm legend, I forgot. I feel like I would be the most emotional at the funeral and people either donna think I'm phony or think I loved Mandy more than I acted like I think. I tell you the way my knee. Have a great day, everybody. You guys, We're gonna leave you off with a five minute bonus clip

from our Patreon episode. And this has been yet another episode of horror Decisions. Bye, I didn't say bye. Here's what I think happened to you. By the way, turned down the gain on your Mica. I was really loud, No, no, it's not the game, bitch. I was really yelling, um. I think I wondered this the other day, but because I was like, I was like, well, one, I think there's two two things right. I don't think anyone really like I really don't believe people want you to have

a bad relationship. I don't really believe that. No, I don't think they want that. I think they like tea. And I think stories are juicier when you have what I'm no, Yes, that's tea to people. Or furthermore, this is being double advocate because I mean for the sake of it, or it could be because they're used to a certain dynamic on this show and that dynamic has changed, and so now they don't know how to feel about the character that they've known and grown to the character.

This that's the thing. This ain't no scripted show. Ho no, no, no, no no. I don't understand we put out the character. For example, you were like, oh, I wasn't really happy with these relationships, but then Mandy as in their head how they know her. It's like, fuck these niggas, I'm gonna do this x y Z. That is a character.

My email host shit is a character too, right, I'm sensitive, but it's a character in the eyes of Like if you had to describe yourself as like a podcaster or Wheezy as a podcaster, who is she on the show? It's just let me get in my narrative brain right now, because I'd been writing all night. But basically, all I'm saying is I think people don't know what to do with the switch up of how they fell in love with Mandy. And because they don't know what to do.

They either put that on this naked and the other thing. When you're going through something and a lot of our listeners are single. When you're going through something and you want to feel relatability, it's not easy when someone's like, well, my ship is good, because if we start talking about how girl you it would be so frustrating when you ain't got money to do da da da da. I wouldn't know because I have mad money. That's how it comes off. When someone's like, damn, I haven't been able

to find a date. I've been stuck in the house during a pandemic. Well, I wouldn't know, because I'm getting good. You want you want to know my thoughts on that, And I think that it's I think it's a it's a topic for us to have, especially because we do have a lot of male listeners. But to be fair, I think that not only is it outdated, but it's so mundane and all you hear is women talk about how niggas ain't ship, and I think it's an easy

thing to do. But I think at the same time, just with the generation and how we do advocate for communication and valuing yourself and not settling, I enjoy the perspective of me really finding someone that doesn't make me feel like the whole male species ain't ship like because I think it's definitely hopeful. But yeah, but I think I think a lot of this I'm gonna be said, Mandy that you've been dating some one for one year. You found one person in thirty years of your life

out of a hundred niggas. You mean, yeah, niggas aren't ship many. Wow, I love telling my nigga well to be very fair, well, to be very fair to there's something to say too. I feel like I have been able to maintain some of my uh I would say, friendships, and so the way in which I start continue and maintain my relationships with men I've noticed also matter Like I still talked to the nigga who got me this

mag book that we're recording on right now. I still talked to the nigga that had me on payroll, the nigga that had me That's all another conversation anyways, But there's there's still where I thought, certain like so many people that I did value and speak about on this show, bitch I ain't talked to in the in the last year. Well,

there's up. There's an interesting thing about sisterhood and feminism, which this show, whether you call yourself a feminist feminist or not, is we all really bond on trauma and that's a problem too, But we it's not that it's the problem more than it's what we perpetuated. The last word and well, and so that's that's what you're saying, is exactly where I was going. I don't I don't feel like a used but I also don't feel like it's healthy for us now like cool bish. When we

started this podcast years old, we're now thirty. We are in different spaces in our life. But I feel like it's it's counterproductive to still spew out the narrative of of us having to trauma bond over the fact that we allow ourselves to be mistreated by by men when we don't have to put up with that. I don't know. I think I think I men goes from the men are evil to him. I'm not talking about the niggas. I'm talking about the ones that are vile that we

know and we say with them. You know, it's funny. I was, I was on the couch and I was doing something with this week's YouTube like either trying to make sure it popped up right. I've just been trying my best because I've been learning a lot about YouTube and algorithms and like also knowing how people get paid now and so like even with our thumbnails and like

just becoming like like obsessive over learning that process. So I posted up on the TV and one of the first things I said is niggasaing ship and old days in the kitchen talking about this. I am washing your dishes right now. What do you mean, niggatation. I'm like you you good for you. You You watch some dishes. I'm telling you. Dog, when I hear about his stories in his hallways, I'll be like, bro, you don't get over that life. You don't just stop. They just don't. I'm

sorry you aren't Ship. You're a nice man to me now, but one day you won't be ship because you've done it already. For example, if you suck a lot of dicks and you love having a dick in your mouth right and you just full on cold turkey dicks in your mouth, you might be okay, but one day you'll go back to putting that dick right in. That is what ain't ship niggas, are you ain't ship? You ain't shipped for what you just said. Actually that's why. At what ELP