Ep 212: Dry spell HELL

like we have to say hi. Well, now you know our whole story after the Breakfast Club. If that's why you're here. If if you came from Sophia with an F and you still stayed, you're still you must be a good white person. Because the reviews about us being racist, we're fun fun with an F. You and baby they did they totally were calling this. What about your other half? You know they were upset? Did you see the comments.

We'll let me tell you guys something. I hate men and I date them and them so I can still Oh wait, you do see, I ain't gonna hold you. It's so hard for me, Baby, I don't know who I am. If y'all really want to hear who I was, go a year ago into the pod and be and beyond because I'm not gonna lie. I just can't hate men anymore because I love men are trash boyfriends. Here's Edin or head producers. Just wait, I'm not wishing that. I just wait, you're married? Do you marry him? Wait?

Did you just hear her? You can marry him one day. You still be in love with him, but he'll do something. You gonna be like this? Name why you want? I don't want that. It's just I don't believe that. Just let's get this ship out the universe. Baby, I don't believe that there's like I just don't. Can I ask you a question? Then? Do you believe that women are ship? No? So just people a ship? Yeah, but men are worse? I agree, And that's what we think of white people

as someone that sucks them. I can tell you fucked niggas, bitches and niggas are the worst, even the white ones. The white niggas are still bad. I'm so I hate this. Am I having a bad day? Yes? So I'm just playing. I am I don't know. There's a book out there called like Dating Men when while you hate men or something like that. And of course I'm being facetious, like if I don't hate men, but it's it's hard, Like I just think all people are terrible, the niggas. It

sucked me over, that sucked my friends over. It's just this is women's months. We've been We've got girl, Women's Month is over. We're record and it's always Women's month, just like it's always Black history mon. Anyway, why I'm really in a salty mood is, like I said, this episode is inspired by a friend of mine having a drive price well, and I've really been thinking about just how like it's hard to start dating again, but you also need to get fucked. So what do you do

in situations like this? Yeah, I ain't gonna hold you. I'm gonna speak for my friends in this episode only because my nigga actually sucked me so hard the other day. I didn't want to think of Dick, and then I was like, who am I when when you were single? You were like when I was a single, bit I

was getting fucked, I was getting flewed out. I had one Dick had a dry spellow right before you met your man you were having Do you know why because we were in a pandemica pan team pro v. That's what hit and that's what kept me from getting dead. You wasn't having pro vhich you were in the dry spell before that you were like, I'm not suking with niggas. Anyway, Nick, I was there when we were recording and then remember you got on the plane and then the plane didn't

go yep. So that was in December. So what happened was in January. I actually did. I actually did get some dick, but then I took a Plan B. And the reason why I wasn't getting dick is because I had a period every two fucking weeks. The fucking Plan B funked up my cycle for the first three months. Then A bitch, motherfucking Street one of my favorite nurse your rhymes if you can walk through mud, you can and I cannot, And I guess I can't walk through mud.

I'm gonna get stuck, bitch because I can, I cannot. I'm not working with blood like no, and I'm one of God's favorites. It's only three days. Anyways, you are luckily Luckily, my boyfriend weights and you know, does he want to period? He seems like a nasty nigger. No,

you know, it's crazy. We actually had to have a conversation because he's just like, I don't understand why you have to make an announcement every month, Like like basically I'll be like, well, you know I'm on my period so, or you know my period coming, or well I just getting off my period. And he's like, I will come around you regardless, Like why do you make your period like as a no flies on it like I'm not. I don't have to fuck you when we're together. And

I was like, well this is new for me. Men normally don't want to see me if I'm on my period because they just want to fuck. But he's just like my boyfriend had to be like, you don't have to make an announcement. I was like, do you not realize that I have a whole podcast where I'm talking about periods. I think of it as something very common. But he's just like, you don't have to announce. It doesn't have to be an announcement. I love telling people one on my period. I love it. I love it

so much. When we were building on the studio. It was me and Alex here and I can, but I don't announce it to the world. Everybody better know I'm on my period. Peter downstairs, the men who says, okay, kick hit everybody better No, I'm on my period. I swear to God, Mandy. I want everyone to know, because if anything happens within this wrath, you need to know why. I have an excuse. I have a period unlike no other. My period is so serious. I have endometriosis, for one,

and I just found out. You just found out. What does that mean? Oh my god. So a lot of women that have had intense cramps all their lives like it's it's basically like it's a lot of tissues around your uterus. So you have a difficulty. You have difficulty during menstruation because you're in so much pain and so much cramping. And I didn't know, and every time I would go to the guy, no, no one said anything.

Maybe it recently happened. But now that I know, I'm not saying this is like a get out of jail free card, but bitch, I will bring it up. And you have like a full, like week period, right? Oh god? So I've stopped stopped beating read me the week before my period and during my period, which helps a little bit. But but then something else I heard, Um, I know you're you're a tea drinker, right, yeah, yeah, um raspberry

leaf tea. It's actually for women with PCOS and it helps eliminate the cramps and pain that comes with period. PCOS is a bitch. Kiki Palmer has it and she talks about her cystic acne. But we thought there so much. You see what I mean, because they ain't ship They're not. Now they are? They are? They are? I don't say they're not. I switch it up that quick. Now I'm gonna still fun. But I had one of the worst periods of my life last week. Um shout out to

my friend Dennis. Surprised me with like a little birthday thing. Venus came Rory loke Has. It was cool and in the middle of being out there, no, we were at my house. Sorry, But in the middle of it, I started laughing while we're playing cards against Humanity, and I felt it. You know, when you could feel the blood come out of yourself. Maybe you ever felt that. No, I just like once my tits stopped hurting. So my tips are hurting right now. My tits are the most

tender the whole week before my period. Once my tips start, like stop hurting. I just every time I wipe, I'm looking and I'm waiting. Bro. My pussy was so wet and gushy, and I was like, who's doing this to me? In this room right now? Like is this me? Like? What's going on? Go in the bathroom? I mean it was okay, fucking so anyway, I go to bed, I wake up. My period is so intense. Every smell, there was a candle on I was throwing up. I was throwing putting water on my face to make sure I

didn't pass out. I could have been hungover at the same time. But this is not period. This is but you were hungover. No, it was period two. You were hungover. No, you're not gonna mix the two the same way. We're not gonna mix just your attitude with your period either. You see how you hold out everything about that that that is a real period symptom. I'm a good person until I believe. I'm not gonna give you an off day.

I'm not gonna be like, oh, we're just being fund up because of your period, because then I'm a little crazy. Thank you. Why because if you're leading, if he's like, oh, you must be bleeding and you're not, then that's a whole another thing. Just because I got an attitude, don't think I'm pmssings. I don't want no one else to blame my attitude on my pms, so you can't poke.

To be fair, I don't like when people fring it up because Alex and I got in our first fight and that Nick said on the phone to me, and I remember, put the camera. Alex goes, you know what, I don't know if you're on your fucking period right now, but I'm gonna talk to you later, and he clicked on me. I was I was about to fly down

to Miami. Dog. I was so pissed. Hr nor no hr Yeah, let me tell you for for those of you who don't know we're talking about, we're recording at my studio WTF Media Studios, and Eden's our head producer here. The only time I thought we wound have Hr called we didn't have sufficient padding in between scheduling, and Edin was so booked up. I called Alex, I say it, bro, we gotta do something. Because he ain't gonna break were about to get we about to get fired from our ship.

I was bringing edin food. I didn't know you better put your lunch break in the meet because she was like, you want some Starbucks. I didn't know what to do, so that I called our counting and I was like, uh am I doing things right? Like they're an invented contractor. I'm okay right, And he was like, Yo, it's gonna be fine. They like they know if they know something's going on. I'm like them, he is about to turn on me and they're just gonna put a sign on

the door that says no recording. They had a better business bureau about too well. I as a black owned business hiring you know poc s, I feel like we should be okay. I just know there could have been a white man having that shop. So you're just working them to death. No, it sounds like to me, like work y'all, That's what it sounds like like this. How do you not do the accident as good as I do?

Because we don't all talk like yeah, but like if you're appropriating it from somewhere, like stop the Asian hate. That's the only people I need to worry about right now. All right, anyway, let's get to the Vanilla Ship. This is a dope ass one that I just found. I want to give a shout out to a chick name adri I don't know if her name is Adriana Adrie Boston. She is doing a project right now in what I hope is college. Oh yeah, the one who wrote us on Twitter. Yes, she got her. We are here in

power points. Okay, she said, I am in a sexuality issues for social work practice. I have to do a presentation on anything, and you know, horrible pot is getting mentioned and put on my power point. So she wants us to explain what Vanilla Ship is and was looking for an episode where we can explain Vanilla Ship. This was one of our first segments we ever made. I think it was the first one we decided on. We

wanted to talk. I think Kink of the Week was kinks and I think you had Kink of the Week already like it, but we wanted one thing to be quote unquote kind of current. So we talked about having a sex in the news topic and what is sex in the news. Basically, we searched for articles or things that are going on in the world. It can be from any point in time, but something that just came from um a news source or an article or anything happening in current events that could be related to sex.

And this one is great. It's from the New York Post and the title is woman in Japan ordered to pay damn damages for having sex with a man's wife. She slept with his wife and he made her pay. A woman in Japan must work over hundreds of dollars to a man because she had sex with his wife. According to a very rare court, she had sex with his wife, so there was a lesbian so he she the wife cheated on him with another woman. This driving

like Jared Springing. Let me read the ship. I'm just trying to okay, many watching me talking about so he slept what okay? The Tokyo District Court ordered the unnamed thirty seven year old woman to pay the husband a thousand and ten dollars because she had an affair with his spouse. Now, the angry hobby filed a lawsuit against his wife's lover for allegedly turning her into a two timer. I wish it's a two time. In horror after they

met online. As a defense, she claimed could not be considered um legal infidelity because it didn't ruin their marriage, but the court said that he was undermining the peace in their marriage. Funk out of here. In past years, affairs between same sex lovers have not been considered infidelity

under the law. However, the court decided that she had to pay a thousand bucks um and that it was and last week a Japanese court also ruled that failing to allow same sex couples to get married as unconstitutional. So maybe that's why she had to pay, all right, gave for pay? Now, bitch, how much do you think in your life, bitch? I would have It would have been broke like a bitch, because I was the side

chick for a long time. Baby, And even if even if I would have only been taxed like a five hundred, all of fine, a bit, still would have probably been in the hundreds of thousands at this point. But yeah, I used to love being a little side john. Yeah, because it's like, here's the thing for I would say, all of my twenties, I was in a place where I never I didn't really want to be told what

to do. Um, I've never lived with a man because I was still also that very independent strong like I was gonna make it happen if I needed it to happen.

And so to me, being number two allowed me to have fun with my partners, Let me have fun with an half because you didn't have the straight of bills, of real obligations, of real accountability like and yeah, I was a hold like I don't want to be held accountable for my actions or my words, like I used to be a spoiled bread so um, yeah, I'll be honest. I I enjoyed being number two. If I could be fined or prisoned or taken to court for it, bitch, my life would have been over. I wouldn't be here.

Who would be he would have done it? I wouldn't be here on this couch. Get high? And I know you go to jail. Think about that, like we wait, isn't we legal now in New York? Are you talking about you said you you would go to jail. There's like, like there's a lot of ship I do that I would like can get I'm confused. No, no, no, no, I'm saying like you're he's saying, would you still do it? I'm like, I do a lot of ship that I could go to jail for, so you would be a

side chick. I'm just saying that wouldn't stop me. Fine, yeah, but what if it's like five every time? I just told John first of all, I don't like and if you don't pay up a warrant, I don't married dudes. But if you had a girlfriend, you guys were in a fight, I feel like that's not okay. What about separated? What about men on a break? But those are like girlfriends, like you can't get in trouble for girls, you could be you could be on a break or separated from

your wife. Um, I think separation is different if you guys live in separate houses, but if you still live with your bitch and as I'll tell you why because I think why because Scottie Pippen and Larsa still live in the same home and they both are dating separately. Yes, no, she said, no, they've been separated for over two years. Why they again? They rich, she's the mother of the four kids. She still takes care of the home and all that stuff, but they're not together. She came out

and talked on Hollywood Unlocked about them. Being separated. So like when everyone made it such a big deal with and and her dating the Malik, the younger NBA player, She's like me and my husband have been separated for two years now, Like we're not together. I said it here first, they're getting back together. Who Scottie, Pippen and Larson one day? The Stables married for like older than us. Okay, they're gonna be on some Will and Jada ship partners

for life. Uh, don't do the Uh that's what they said. Y'all ain't watching us on the YouTube. Well some of y'all are. Did you really just air quote partners because they said it like they'll never get divorced. They said, what's wrong with partners for life? I don't think anything's wrong with it. I'm just saying they basically didn't even use the title husband and wife. They just said they would be like life partners are like I like life partners.

I like life partners too. I think it means it always made me think of gay, but now I use the word partner and shout out to the gays and little Nazacks. I love slotting on that goddamn pole in the haill. Let me tell you where do you think we're gonna go? What's your what? What is your outfit? What is your outfit? And lacewig gonna look like sliding down a pole to hell? We braids, and I think the braids may wrap around the devil's dick and jerk

it off. Oh that's Intense's definitely been in the I've been in Satan over and giving him my slaw. I am, and I'm gonna have a long I think I'm gonna do a pink laces wig, your pink lacewig with sparkles. Actually, I may put on my outfit that I had on it in Mexico for Moca Fest. So that's how I'm sliding the Mexican hell. This is spicy. Fine, I give me a case, Della say In. Actually shout out to Brianda. Some of you have heard it on our podcast. I

produced her show, Bible Stories of Brianda. And I am actually a little not anxious, but I wonder what it's gonna be like when I see her because she has been so vocal about not fucking with little nas Xen this video about the Satan satanic Um. I love it stuff now, didn't She used to be an atheist or someone that work saying. She said that she wasn't. But I think I think in her defense, her point is more so like condemning God or Satan. She never worshiped Satan,

so she sees an issue with that. But um, for me, I really just think little nas x DeLine smoke some weed whatever and was like, Yo, I'm gonna go to Heaven. I'm gonna be y'all like pink and precious and have diamonds and ship and then I'm gonna slide down a pole to Hell, dance on the devil's dick and let him eat my ass. That's the video. I really think

that's how it happened. I feel like there's I feel like I don't think there's more than I feel like the symbolism behind it is the fact that he came out as gay. And just from the comments, I mean, you and I get comments all the time. You know, they're calling us racist. Black people can't be racist. But anyways, they're uh the comments of maybe people insinuating that because you're gay, you're going to hell. I mean, of course Christians don't agree or align with homo sexuality. I almost

sexuality I get that as well. I don't know it's weird because I feel like if I'm going to hell, baby, I'm sliding down in a ride. Brianda saying because I read some of her tweets and she was saying, I do too, Let's read some Brihanna is gonna be like, oh my God, why are they doing. We're gonna we're gonna disagree with her though, right. I disagree with Brianda this, and I'm okay with saying that. I love Brianda. I think she's sweet. I really believe. I love how deep

in her belief she is. I disagree what she's saying because I think that it's not his responsibility obviously to do anything that has to do with raising kids and all of that other. Um. So she let's see satan hoopla. I was not raised in the church. I was both vocally um atheist until I was twenty five years old. And now I know what a disconnection from God feels like, I know it well. Um, she believes basically he's disconnected from God. Only one man was perfect in his name

is Jesus Christ. Um. If you have never read the Holy Bible and don't know where to begin. Please listen to my podcast. It's for everyone because God is love and anything that goes against God is anti love. And I think that the reason she's saying that is because she does not believe it has to do anything with being homophobic. She is more in the idea that this so this is about anti God. Um. The first minute of lil Na's ex ode to Satan, I would just I would just like to tell um, Brianna, this is

just my only response to it. Maybe if we're talking about anti gun and we're talking about anti love, Baby, I just need you to know. I really just need you to know this has nothing to do with either. Baby. Just want to play tinah. Do you watch the documentary? We just have to keep talking over just for copyright reasons. No, there's no I got this. I know when I know when to eliminate. I got it. I was just saying, though she was saying, what what hell do you got

to do with it? Who needs a hot wind? And maybe broad hit that guy. No, I screeched up. But I'm not even yeah, not to me, you got I don't know. I'm I'm just not I'm not riding with that. I want to say you talking over that was so soothing. You feel me, you feel me. That's why as soon as the words came out, was like, so here here's what she said. Here's a cool response, because this is what I would say, the little nuz hate is rooted

in homophobia, full stop. This is from someone else. There's literally a group called three six Mafia, Bone Thugs and Harmony had Demonics gets on their album DMX played satanic inst I just talked about this. People are mad that he's gay. The end, she says, literally, no one cares that he's gay. My God, the church heard him, that's apparent. That's why he's putting Satan his art. But his shitty church cannot be held responsible for every Christian that comes after.

It's unfair and cruel recycling the same hurt. God is love. So I think she understands Day mad because he gets and that's it. It's only because he's gay, because he had tenant chills. It is because he had at Las fight, because Party or Meg or anyone in our error right now that's popping did something with a satanic thing. You know why I say that too? Do you know who's fucking video got rave reviews and that was beautiful and everyone was like, oh my gosh, she's so artistic. Do

jaquat in streets there was vampires. She was crawling like a fucking demonic, fucking being. I think zombies are different though, but no, I do. I do agree with zombie baby. But you said, no, she was crawling like she was possessed like demon anything that has to do with like demonic things, satan like if you could play don't yeah, if you could play her video, then you had fucking kofee. Fine as you turned into like some sort of yeah,

like probably this probably zombie like walking dead. Bro, they was not dead. They demons are associated with like Hell, and yeah, he was walking like zombies are associated with some sort of plague, so of dead. I agree, I do think that anyone else, but I remember rock and roll like Ozzy Osbourne all these people like this is like some demons. I see what you mean. But they also got some ship for that, like in the past too, like rock and roll being associated with Hell and say

that's true, they did, they did inappropriate whatever. But I mean, I do think I could agree that. I think just for the fact that he is gay alone like that extra spice of hate. Bro, you're telling me you're sliding down with the heels. That's what I'm saying. That's the problem.

I that a guy did get it, damn kofe. Look but no, I those tweets were interesting, and I record with Brianda in two days revival stories to Brianda, And then I feel bad because as much as I feel like early on a few years ago, I was like raw, rob Black Lives Matter ship and like it was a really difficult conversation even before Trump, it was like really difficult for me to have these conversations after Trayvon Martin and with the standard ground law when I lived in

Florida and shipped like that. I feel like it takes a minute for everyone to jump on a bandwagon you think you're at And with Brianda, I could see how she feels like she's alone in this fight. Brianda is progressive. She's not your average Christian. She's accepting, she's you know what I mean. She's not someone that hates the gays or believes they should be condemned to hell, which is why it's difficult for her to see the other side

of what we're talking about. And so that's why I feel like this is a hard fight for her to have because we are such liberal people this point in time. So if you do believe in God and love and God is love, it's hard. I didn't expect to reacting God at love. What get do with it? Speaking of let's talk about really talk about love. No, I'm talking about something I love to do, which is a blow drop tip for the hard way like that. Thank you. Let's get into this conversation because now we can talk

about some real love. And God created the penis that I'm going to put in my mouth tonic when I do so. Um, I was smoking, sucks, some dick had no spin in my mouth? How do you did that? And not at the same time. But the next day it was super nice and sloppy, and I realized it's because I was so dehydrated um from smoking and ship it was what what I'm saying, there's a in there dehydrated there there? Oh, I want a little bubble dehydrate. Okay,

So blow job tip tips for water mouth. If you never give a head, but your dry mouth is cramping your style. This is super interesting because I don't know

how to say this word. But what I'm gonna do is give you a gas zilatol x y l I t O l Zilatol based mouthwashes specifically designed for dry mouth, like smart mouth mouthwash or by a teen not to be confused, but silent tall mouthwashes stay away, Like you have to remember to stay away from alcohol based ones because they cause dryness, but they basically stimulate um saliva production. So if you have been smoking weed and you like rinse your mouth out with this kind of mouth wash,

it'll actually bring back the saliva. Good because I also didn't. I used to not like kissing niggas after they got done smoking either. It's just like you taste the THC in your mouth and and really it's all about water consumption. But if you need something quick, try that. Or chewing gum or sour candies will also bring out some uh saliva dollary gland. Sorry for show Jolly Ranches and for show Starbucks starting Starbucks start bursts. Who's it telling me

that they sucked it with a free roll up? Thank you making on our Patreon Hope hope. This guy says she'd be wrapping the fucking fruit roll up around a Nigga day because then you then you gotta white the sugar off before going. You Cooch, you, Her and Venus be doing that freak ship. I didn't intentionally give you guys water, because we're talking about hydrained during blow jobs and man, a bit it like a three hour pot yesterday.

A bit tired of talking, and if you're at home, you can hydrate right now to don't forget to drop water. Don't forget to drink water, guys. I'm not feeling so well. I don't have COVID because I've been tested three times anti gin two PCR. I actually have a regular cold. Who fucking new, I'm never like that's how you notice some bullshit, how the help covid come out and every

other sickness disappeared, Like you can't even have allergies. I'll be like I was on Live this morning, blow on my nose and they were like covid, I said, the sniffles is not even a cod allergies, but no, it's

literally allergies. And then when I feel that the first little ear thing like a bitch, and you know you can't get no kind of sick and you think you've got COVID oh y'all should have yes, Like what y'all y'all know me on my other pot because so long, I was like, all right, I can't cough for three hours straight, so you should see. I was like explode. I was like keeping a cough in a bitch almost

him almost blew judgment. You know what, Well at this point, just why I'll do it on this pod because guess what,

they can judge us here because they're not bad. They judge us here anyway you want to say, they're not that bad, you know, lady, and I had a conversation about this with like the horror Hive and like, you know, when you were having just issues with people talking online in general, like they really aren't that bad and horrible and people are really sweet how they try to say stuff to us like I just want you guys not to fight, so like, can you please just shut not

the horr Hive. I'm not gonna lie. We have the best paid ass fans out there. And I say that because there's no way that the fans at Brilliant Idiots or the Joe Button Pod make money because they spend way too much time being evil people on the internet. And is so not. I can tell you why because they all live in their mom's base. Because they're men. That's why you fight. Oh you might be onto something when you I mean, we do, of course, but they don't act like this because they just be wanting to

get which at one moment, Oh, I'm scared. O. What do you think it's going to be? Getting attitude? So wait, what were we doing? This is a good thing. We got some fucking in the mail. We have a little letter reading. Those are not reading glasses style glasses, we see, bandy. Let's give some context on Patreon. Um, we do live town halls, which are the fucking best thing we do ever. There's so much fun, and we have to all the patrons, by the way, so we have something to join us

every time. And there's a guy named Barry and we always joke with him because his video is always super clear. Literally Barry, we call them by five K and I'd be like, not literally, Well this video is in four K if you're watching. So basically Barry was going back and forth with this joking. I didn't really take offense to it, but he said, and I quote Wheezy and Mandy. I listened to Bonus episode eleven. Wow, while funny, I was definitely wilding. Y'all know it's all loving jokes, but

it never hurts to apologize. Very five K and this is and our fans of us cookies. It was so sweet. That's the type of niggas we fuck. Okay, now, y'all this open air and flake Grant brilliant and where all the men on every other all they are as whole. We are secretly super sweet. We're just not going to be super sweet all the time. That's what it is. Okay, well all the time is in every every week. I was about to say, we can't just be sweet to anybody.

That's fine, Just say that you don't like women. To keep it moving, damn you maybe not like man. I feel like a lot of men don't admit that they really don't like women. A k a. Kevin Samuels, he there's no way he likes women. I'm not gonna talk about sexuality because that could be another conversation. But Kevin Samuel's he can come over here whenever he wants, but no, I'm sorry, whenever he wants. I don't know. I think that the difference with you don't like male and female fans.

Men do a very good job of like trying to poke an insight. That's what they do. They like to enrage because the men are generally hecklers in an audience, like they like to hack off to control ship. Like I'll be I'll look at the comments for horribles because I like watching the clip and being like, oh, I wonder what people say, and then I'll just see I'll see dudes be like, oh, y'all just like being horrors, don't you. I'm like, yo, yeah, name is horrible. What

are you thinking? They just like to be controlling, bro. I don't know why you don't, you're man, it's apparently in your I don't give a horrors quote unquote, thank you so much. Why's that big deal? I feel like people are just thinking into it. Well, men are thinking into it too much personally, But also it's the men that would never get coucie from any of us. What

is the problem. To be honest, our fans, the male fans, and any man who listened to this show, very rarely have I met a shitty one out to dread and sicky. Those are the two off top I know. There there's the one that you always want to shout out his goddamn his pregnant woman because he fine. Every time we on Patreon, she'd be like, oh, you're fine, as did you did your girlfriend have the baby? Like damn? And there's another one tray something trade dub dub tray. He

was the first person ever to get our autograph. Nigger. I was more excited than he was. I was like, I'm so happy there was another one. Anyway, Anyway, there's like eleven niggers and listen to the show, and we need more of y'all than the white women that listen, okay, because they're really trying to take the second demographic. They are not the third after Latina. Okay, well, anyway, uh, speaking of men not being sorry, this episode is all

about being in a dry l hell. So I want to read the sex message from a friend of mine who sends me back to back texts of a nigga that she's dating, how much she can't stand him, him not responding to her, him not replying to her, and just being an overall asshole. And the next text I got on Wednesday this week was Okay, I'm so fucking horny. The next time I come to n y C. I'm having sex with three men at the same time. That's the only way I can make up for not having

sex and so long. That is literally what happens to us. And I don't know if this hasn't happened to anyone else, but I'm gonna tell you what I said, and this is fucked up. I went through a dry spell. I'm in a group chat with one of my male friends, Sure the Venus and many and I Verbadhim said in the group chat, I need to have sex with two men. I need one in my mouth and one of my pussy because I am not getting fucked enough and I need it right now. And it's gonna be you because

I trust you. And then you gotta get one of your homeboys. Mind you. I even like that. You wait, you said that to somebody. You said it needs to be you and one of your homeboys. They did. Come on, Diamond Princess. Now this is sucked up because he was like, yo, you won't even have sex with me by yourself. Why would you find I was like, we can finally fuck, bitch.

I was so fucking horny I didn't care. I made him go through Instagram tell me which one of his friends he could have sex, like, could have sex with me? Make him figure them out. It was like ridiculous. And this is all because I was so horny. But I was so mad at a nigga in my life that I couldn't fuck damn so and I'm over here just getting dick so good because the bitch me. Do you know, I woke up this morning and did yoga. That's how

much this nigga is sucking up my hips. I don't even feel like I was like, need the hip stretches of something I'm not because he's in meditation. I've been fox so hard my hands. So a bitch woke up to dan yoga for beginners, I went straight to YouTube. Well anyway, now I'm out of a dry spell and everything's okay. But wait, so did you get the two guys? No? I didn't. I got over it. Well that's not that's anti climatic. Yeah, I was like, where is the story?

I was horny, and then you know, I got my feelings. I was like, I can't thank you. I don't want you to look at me that way. Oh my god, Oh but you don't already told him you want him to pick out the friend for you to funck fend. But that one, Oh what is behind? Are you serious? So guess what? At that point you should have just sucked the frames because now he know you a whole talking about so then why do you care if he thinks I just men do like hoes? No no, no,

no no, don't get me. This is not in fear for like, this is my own head. I am a whole advocate, I am a hoe, I embody that spirit, but I have an issue. I feel like I've talked about it on this pot before with MMF because there's something in my brain that it's my own hor phobia. One day I'll get over if it's not not me. That was fun give me all the dicks. I don't

know why I can't do it. I mean really, I would limit it to three if I really wanted to, just for modesty perfect I don't think I would go above three. But yeah, and I'm so excited. Think after three it goes crazy. I don't know. Our next guest UH for next week is actually really into gang bangs, so we'll have that conversation with her. Um. Yeah, do

you feel like you'd run out of places? Because it's like no, because I got okay, So I can have a dick in one hand, a dick in the other hand, a dick in my mouth, a dick on my forehead,

a dick in my pussy's. But that's what I'm saying technically there I could have a lot of dicks, but if I do, if I do three dicks, no, I think I would want to go between two in my mouth with the hands and then one of my pussy because unless what what I started thinking about the joke Andrew Schultz set on his Netflix but about Trump dances

like he's turning tricks at a truck stop. And then Mandy went like this, and I was like, no, only because I really like big sized dicks, and so therefore I don't think I would be able to enjoy double penetration unless one was really tiny. There is something to be said about a meaty, thick dick to be just like God said, yeah, I also just like the mushroom man, like my mouth is tired from sucking dick, and it only happens to big dicks. Oh, it only happens to

me in the morning, my nick. No, he gets about thirty seconds of dick sucking because of my mouth I think shrinks when I sleep, so when I wake up, I don't know. Or maybe his dick is just bigger in the morning. I'm sorry. I nodded my head like I was. I understand. Did you get I would? I would? I wish you play that in the morning. Okay. It's either his dick is massive and full of blood or my mouth shrinks because in the morning, like my mouth

barely opened around it. He gets like maybe fifteen thirty seconds and dick sucking, and I'd be like, all right, it's too big. I don't suck it in the morning. Sorry. I think it's fair. I just can't sucks in my breath. We kiss. I'm still in love, so we kiss. What I can't a point morning breath. I mean, well, for you you're in a relationship, do you think it's a joke, Like, I don't do it. I've been dating over for a

little over two years and I do not. I cannot smell my own fucking I have to jump up and rinse my mouth. Damn, you'll think me steak like that. But you know what, I'm a late night snacker. That might be it might brush my teeth. That's it. That's what it is. If any nig knows me, anyone I've ever really truly fucked with, they know what I eat at night, and it's cheese and it's sick. Look at me kind of knowing you because you have known me

for how long we would go? We would we would leave the club, we would go and get steak is shake, Get home, bitch, we got steak is This bitch would still go to eat cheese and crackers with the steak of shake on the counter, Like, but we have a whole burgerment loves the charcouterie board. Okay, I've got a nice little plate. Matter of fact, at the kickback that I threw, well I didn't really throw a dentist through it for me one of my friends. We had all

these people over f go can you please stop? I was like, does anybody want anything else about cheese? About crackers? And it's like three in the morning. Whatever you guys need, you let me know par cheesy cheddar, games and cheese and crackers. When I got in my house and drugs and I live in a really expensive area. Now there's a cheese shop. Did you know that there's cheese shops. Oh, of course, would you know? Did I tell you guys

what happened? And I never have a cheese shop to my neighborhood, I al will ship my pants at a cheese shop. Well I did, but I am. But I'm gonna eat cheese milk just like I don't drink milk. I just drink all and oh but cheese I shouldn't. It makes me poop. But I'm not lactose lac dogs. But anyway, I do this cheese tour in France. You basically in France. No, that was y'all know how to I get down? That was not the flex. I get

on this cheese trip. I'm by myself and basically we get to the third shop and it was so fucking good. It was a greyer cheese or some ship like that. I don't know what then it was but as good as that ship's lit toy be putting in the Starbucks sandwiches. Yes, So I started eating too much of this cheese and the cheese was so good that I wanted to stay behind. But also my ass was like girl stop. So I had to tell the tour guy because they're like, oh, we have to be able to take you back, and

we were far out, we were past Paris. We were like in some other ship. I was like, look, I'm not gonna make it okay, and they're like, no, no no, no, we would tell you. I was like, no, my accent again, we like to call you. So that's not so bad. So I was like, shout out to the Haitians and the hot dog soup. No bitch that was I actually just did French. I know Haitians speak French, they speak krill, but they it's it's like a broken French but they

speak French. Though, why the French gonna be broken? But it is anyway, So they tore bust leaves you. No, they didn't want to leave, and he's like how much time do you need? But you know, when you can't stop shave, I'm literally like, yo, I need to I don't know. So he's like text me, I go in the bathroom. It's twenty minutes later. I'm fully naked in a fucking French cheese shop bathroom. I know it's not the first time it happened because she's is strong. I'm like,

please just go on without me, dude. I was in that bathroom for an hour. I had to tip them like another twenty dollars because I just felt so bad. Then I had to figure out how to get home. It wann't know, uber, bitch, it was. It was awful. The moral of the story is limits your cheese consumption. That's her stories today have really lacked climax. Do you feel me? It was kind of cool once she was like, I had to get naked for ye, and then it just went back down to you guys already get naked.

I don't what I mean. I'm literally like in the morning time, I'd be like, I'm just drinking. Well, I know I have a morning ship, so I never I never want to shower before I ship. So I'm like, funk man, let me keep drinking coffee where the ship at because sometimes the ship takes a little longest, Like normally I'll do it at eight am. Sometimes I don't want to come to about nine fifteen and I gotta start my day. Do you get naked when you ship?

You know what? Photographer David here was like, bitch, I am not at this, so I really only y'all must not got ibs anyway, speaking of ship instead of calling your shitty X here are the things that you should do before you call your ex coming in ship. Let's talk alright, it's my writing brain working. So if you're going through a dry spell, there are some hook up sites. I'm gonna list them for you in alphabetical order, no particular order, but alphabetical. So I don't know what will

help you, but here we go. Ashley Madison. This is apparently the best overall hook up site. It is known for men that want to cheat on their wives or have an affair to go on Ashley Madison. However, try it out for yourself. Adult friend Finder. This is best for casual local hookups. Um, I've never been on. There sounds white, but here we go. Um seeking arrangement. Now you listen to our fake sugar Daddy episode Splenda Daddy. We had him on a very attractive man. Who why

are you lying? He was attractive to some? He was? Was it on video? Did we show it blurred? But anyway, Um, no, he wasn't ugly at all. He was super a fit. I'm just saying, if you had to get a sugar daddy, that's a good one. But he really wasn't a sugar daddy. He was just paying but just on there, So I'm saying you could do this too. Zousk z o s k Hinge will find you a match quickly. I don't know if you'll get fucked bumble best app for women her lgbt Q women match dot Com apparently that's on.

There's a hook up act. Who knew, but like desperate people be on there. I guess they're saying, Okay, Cupid, Tender, best for one night stands, and Tender. I also want to throw out I just brought this up on my other other show, so I'm not gonna spend too much

time on it. But Tinder is actually rolling out allowing background checks on the people that you connect with, So it'll be through either I believe your name and phone number, but you'll be able to see arrest records if anyone, if anyone has any sort of like, uh, what's it called when you don't want nobody to come buy you? Oh? Fuck right? What any order for straighting? Order bit and

let you know if video m is out on somebody. Um. But yeah, Tender is actually rolling out that the girl pulled one on me after that fought her in a club in Florida. They ain't gonna one on a date

with you. I'm dead as her name is Ashley, I can't remember her last name, that bitch being her ass after she even blowing up my phone sending ship to my job Peter asked a nightclub Antigua in Florida, and then she put out her straining order on me, saying I couldn't come within a certain amount of Peter, although all she did was blow up my phone and text a bunch of niggas that I was working with. So that's that's how you know Orlando is like a small town.

Fuck that bitch. Y'all probably know what I'm talking about. If y'all was at the club and I had the ankle racing on when I fought that bitch, why are you mad? Son athlete? You can suck my and I hold that motherfucking drop that got day. I'm for straining order, bitch. So no, I'm a safe person to hook up with, and I think I have one against me. Did the other bitch put a restraining order out on you too? Up here? I don't know. She was trying to sue your ass, but I didn't do anything to her. I

would need the restraining order on her. Ma'am oh okay, yeah, true, true. She did not have to. I was like, I was like, for context, everybody I dated this crazy asked ship. But they know who it is. I know, but just in case they're new, I dated this crazy ass bitch who wanted to fucking sue me because I talked about her. I'm brilliant, idiots, and all I said was I sucked a model. And she's like, they know it's me, and she was just mad because I started sucking with Jeeves

at the time. They also know her because she came out talking about how good you ate her pussy? Thank you? But I am by the way, I love that. They just cannot get your name right? Can I start calling you? Eating? Everyone keep telling me about this. Everyone's like Charlotte keep saying, don't give actual name and does he really? Oh my god, every time he says when I text your name to him, I say, oh, ed and there and will be there that real quick outside of Ed And when have you

met at eddin? I was about to say, your name is different? Say it again? Eden? Alright? About the hookup site Reddit, I cannot believe it, but it says Reddit is the best for kinks and fetishes for kings and fetishers. Okay, grinder gay men, Blender for international dating and Field Why was that funny for international? Because blender what they spell it without the like grinder, This is so dumb. Field

and my fat life for alternative hookups. Um. Now, if you are too scared to hook up with someone because you, like my friend, are in a COVID. Hell, I'm gonna go through some masturbation tips because I have a masturbation routine, but we all should be switching it up. What's your masturbation routine? The way I'm getting dick right now? Let him listen. You know what's crazy. We woke up in the other morning to have sex and he wanted to

watch me play with myself. So actually what we've been doing this is now the second time he's done this. He holds my phone up for me, and it's like watch the porn you would watch if I wasn't here, and he'll just hold it. He can't see the phone and he just watches me look at the phone, and I played with myself. I want to if there's dick around, of course I want to get fucked. Um, but it's it's intense. It's cool, like, you know, because what I watch is definitely not ship he watches. So he just

literally has the phone facing me. He's on the other side and he's just looking at me, like play with myself. Um, of course, my my masturbation routine, Like say, if I don't see him for two or three days, um, it is, I have to watch porn. So unfortunately, I'm a visual masturbator, so I literally unfortunately this is the hand where my phone is, and I like normally like lay down, I lay down and then I just play with my pussy until it comes. But what's crazy is it now takes

about seventeen minutes for me to get real moist. Yeah I know it's about seventeen minutes. Um, but yeah, I like go through videos and then yeah, well, my masturbation routine starts with a shower. I like came, oh god, I like to put on my masurbation playlist. Um, it's

a great playlist. I'd normally start. I like to come to Brant Faia's um as a lot of you know, basically I do it in my bed, on my back, or in the mirror because if I'm in my mirror, I have this little like small bench ottoman thing, and I just really love to prop my feet like right here, this is just my ship. If my pussy like it's spread open, because normally when you're on your back, your pussy isn't open. I use my clip when I mean this as a motherfucking lie. No, no what I'm saying like,

but you you can reach inside your pussy. No I don't. I'm like this. I just love looking clip from me baby, the waighty little short arms we wearing. I cannot go inside my puss. I just really love the vulva. And when I could just get in there and look at it, I just feel so fucking hot. I don't know why, especially like if my hair is done, I would give my makeup down for the TV show. I sucked myself every night, even if I was able to get You can see your face while you masturbate you, I do

it in front of your mirror. Oh see that is a lot of work. My god, I couldn't do all that. That's self love. That's cool. Shut up you're telling me that. Y'all think it's wild, even though it was in Shape magazine and all the other shape to do this? Do it? I just wouldn't do it. I don't. I don't think I could focus. We got to call a freak. We know, because I really feel like I'm not tripping. I feel like you're one of the only people who masturbate in

a mirror. There's no way, you know. I need you on to comment. Go on over to them, not to call Erica. Someone's nasty on my phone. Who is it? Who's a home? I don't think she masturbates in the mirror. Yo, we need to know this on air. Let her know we are on air. She seen the micropront my mom. Have you have you ever masturbated in front of a mirror? Yes? Thank you? Okay, but was it just for practice or did you keep doing it after? Like, was it not

complicated to do? No, it's the mirror was on the wall, squired and everything. I didn't That's what I'm talking. Thank you, We'll talk to you later, Love you back. See, it's normal to say I don't think my mind would even let my pussy get wet, and like I gotta lick at I was doing a lot. Let me say, next time when you get your hair pink, bitch is gonna be pink. Just like I'm getting it done tomorrow. Okay, So I actually brings up the mirror. It talks about

the Lotus flower for masturbation. So basically you put your feet like in this position. It's just different stimulation. So you put your feet in this position. If you're on YouTube, you're welcome. My pussy is not showing, but you get the idea and it looks like you're in a meditative state, right like I didning that It hurt, but you basically just play with your pussy right here and it gives you a different sensation. And if you're using toys or fingers,

you can reach your g spot better. If you're here, then you can. Why are you looking at me like that? Because the white my hips be hurt and I can't do this ship try Yeah, yeah, look at you like it' that's it. That's it right there, Indian style you with the Lodus flower. We can't say Indian style. It's problematic. Criss cross apple saws Okay, this is the crisscross apple saucest think I'm so fun. What a fucking hipercrid I am. I'll be like I get my Indian rami, but I'm

gonna staying lotus flower. No, this is the lotus flower, and basically, wasn't Tina into homneon is Buddhism? Bro Okay, what's your point? I'm saying this is it in? I don't know what do you mean? It's literally we both have lotus flowers on us. What is the lotus dolower have to do with Buddhism? Do the lotus flower on me? Yeah? I thought you did. Oh that might be what this is? All right? Uh doggy, this is a great one for men to jerk off like, uh downward no pun on

downward dog. But yeah, like I love to masturbate the doggy style. But that's what I'm real, really nasty bit. I gotta be on FaceTime and something. You never do that either. No, I should be putting my face back and watch porn and play with pussy on my face forward and as in the area you just all on. No, girl, you know, we gotta keep our audios sounding good. Okay, So basically give me let me show you what it

would look like it was a dick. Oh okay, if you had a dick and you were jerking off like this, you know what I'm saying, This would like make sense. So, but what about for you with just what do you mean I'm doing like this bit, I'm not trying to be a whole balancing act. I'm not trying to be a whole balancing act. She doesn't want to her ass up. That's all she's good, That's all she want to do. I was, I was trying to make sure Dave got

the shot on my butt. Anyway, No, I I do doggy actually probably once or twice a month, okay alone. I just really love masturbating. I'm like a very horny person. Like when old Bay and I were in tooloom, like he was working from home. I'm talking about quarantine time. He was working from home and I would want to come. So I would just sucking masturbate while he was on conference calls and send him a picture of it because

I'm so Anyway, it's in the bathroom, okay. So anyway, not just positions, but you should try to change your location as well when you masturbate, So of be nasty and you're on the couch right now, you you you masturbated on this couch and now we have security cameras and the mic is in there. So I'm not gonna everyone kind of sad unless I learn how to turn

them off. It's so crazy because I like, I was thinking, I'm going to have to start masturbating off of my bed because I'm getting black sheets and normally just exactly and I was like, damn, I'm even even spit like when you're no, I'm gonna see it. And I was like, damn, but it's because it goes with my esthetical and I gotta wash in jar my my thing now. So I was like, you know what I mean, just look a New York tip for you to the loddromat no mo,

but change locations, car, bathroom, shower, car. I ain't got a car, bitch. This is a really sick. This is how like nasty I get when i'mopulated. When I was living in Mexico, I dropped being off at the airport and it was a two hour drive home and I was wearing a skirt and I could feel like my pussy lifts up against each other and I pulled over and masturbated in the Star Wars. You're really inappropriate. I don't you have such a sex drive and it's really

bad at it. She may be a sex attic. You think, so you just got diagnosed went intometriosis. You probably also try to see if you are Also, my pussy only gets wet for like certain that's the thing. You said, your pussy was got wet on a two hour drive back home. I said, I knew I had a long drive. I had to masturbate the parking lot. Let me, just was pretty bad. The only reason I thought I didn't have a sex addiction is because I don't have sex with a bunch of people like I can't. Just like

I thought that was like your sex. Yes, you do when you have sex. You have sex with a lot of people at the same time, though just not a lot of people. Oh, there's not addiction going on there. Like a threesome. Look at her, she says it, like it's nothing three the threesome? Is it more than one person? You know? It's funny used to be the little three. Someone told me they knew that I was like a true freak because I've had three sims well sober and like during the day and like, how is that crazy?

I think that's that bad. I don't either, But have you ever had a threesome? Like at two pm? Oh? Wait, yeah, hold on, see addiction a dick shot. Okay, how is that crazy? It's not crazy. She's like, y'all never ordered an express though at two pm, Like that's how she's saying it right now, like you only drink coffee in the morning. Like bro, Okay, I'd really feel like it's not that insane, but you know, to each of their own. Anyway,

Speaking of addiction, let's get into our homemail. Come out homemail. Huge fan of the show. I found you, guys from Sophia with an F I fell in love and yes I'm the twenty nine white follower, and I want to tell you my horrible love story. It's kind of wild. When I was eleven, my boyfriend was ten. We met for the first time and it was literally left at first sight. I'm sorry, it's just the ten eleven with the wild. I was rocking the emo phase hard, and the man was in his hood phase. Oh boy, he

was in his hood phase at eleven. But we were nasty all caps. Literally try humped everywhere, from the top of a massive boulder to a neighbor's hammock. And let me tell you, he was rocking a big dick then at eleven oh, this feels awful to be listening to. But okay, literally, she said, she's her white listeners. Literally, I set my expectations too high. But we broke up some point, and nine years later I was looking to fun. I was single and I just got played hard. So

I needed some dick to clear my mind. I messaged him A. She thought back to an eleven year old dick. I'm I guess that they live in a really small tank A. I messaged him A and has been history since. But at the time I was using drugs and he was eight months clean. Found out that was a lie. So two bad drug addicts together is well a dangerous hell. Because we were using together, he overdose so many times. Oh my god, so did I. I didn't know I

was allergic to opius. Then one time, when we were picking up, I asked our dealer can to drug addicts in a relationship get clean? And her answer was simply no. Now I took that as a challenge since I'm sorry, since I was wanting to clean up my act and so is he. In July two thousand nineteen, we stopped using and we have been clean to this day. I proved my dealer wrong and it feels so good. Some days are hard, but I'm lucky to have someone who

I get to talk to it with. We plan on getting engaged and get being married in October two hopefully. And I really thought I was going to be a home and single during my twenties because but I've never been so sure on someone. Plus we have a dog, cat steer. What the fund is? A dog, cat steer and a horse together? Horse together? All right, I'm still

hearing the episode I'm in two thousand eighteen. Please stay there because I don't know if you guys covered drugs addiction, but if you ever want to talk about it with us, I would. I would love to talk to you all about it more. Thank you for making me smile and Didny Basis. Without y'all, I'd be so much more prudent secure. Thank you you brought up my confidence level and feel Wait, bitch, where you live at? Because for one, he has a dog, a cat. We don't even know what a steer is?

And a motherfucking horse. What does a steer? I couldn't figure it out. Oh, dear steer, I could have ah, what do you have? A deer with horns? I told you a fucking small town. They're shooting up or sorry? Opiates? Wait? What do you do opiates? Don't you like PI pills? Oh? I heard? Is it like xan X? No? Maybe like valium? WHOA, Well, I'm a Zannex girl, but only when I'm really stressed.

But opioids, Why do I want to think? Is that like the from the eighties crack era, opioids was something that was Now I think opius is like the housewife drug addiction thing because it's like normally prescribe. What am I thinking this? Actually? That's right? Is it heroin called something with an? Oh? No? I feel like there's a reason why this is hard to find. There's a reason. I'm realizing whatever, we're really glad that you're Maybe that's

the other word I was thinking. All anyway, anyway, this is not a drug podcast. Next time, y'all want to write a scene. We did do a drugs episode though, but it was a fun one. We did a sex addiction episode, and we did we did do a sex He was talking about this ship like it was drug. See that's why I think I'm not addicted this. I wasn't that over or masturbated in a Starbucks parking lot I was. Obviously it's a different circum At this point,

we need to start hold on. We have now mentioned them about five times in this episode, and there's a cup on the tape. Well they're not They just got their Black Lives Matter t shirts and that's as far as they're going. Anyways. If you guys want to send us in a goddamn homemail, a real one with some hole ship, send it to Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. We are also going to leave you guys with a

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just in all right. Anyways, we're gonna get into the Horrible decision this week and it is relationship goes or not. So there's been a ton of conversations about all of these relationships, uh through the celebrity sphere of people dating, people breaking up, people moving on, people cheating, and so I wanted to talk with Wheezy about maybe her ideal relationship and if any of the celebrity relationships that we've

seen recently our relationship goals or not. I did want to start with p d A. So p d A is public display of affection and I wanted to give you guys some of those examples. So this would be Sweedie and Quavo before the Elevator, Tina and Gee, Herbo and Lorie Harvey and Michael B. Jordan's. So these are all couples who we go on social media. They're coupled on is no, Actually, I've told you you lost your

black card long time ago. What he let me go? Look, well, Gie Herbo and Titana are actually currently expecting and so they've taken maternity photos. Oh, I've seen her page. Yes, Ta Tina is actually uha that girl no bitch, No, no bitch. That is Nickelodeon. Tina's Emily's oldest daughter. Um And anyways, I wanted to talk to you this is what we're doing this who because Emily Lozatta you're talking about Evelyn Puss? Who the fuck is it? Emily Lozatta?

Who is that? Hey? Good? The minute market is ship is good? Who the fuck is Emily Lozatta. I don't see no bitches on g Herbo's page age? Who is? Oh wait now I do calmed down. She just turned eighteen. I think, calm down. That isn't Tina. This is t She's this girl's eighteen? Are you fucking kidding me? Nineteen? Dude? She looks like a full grown adult. Yeah, but it's the contour. I'm gonna makeup this for anyone who's watching on video? Is it she? She's so beautiful, She's not eighteen.

I'm about to google it. I don't think Tina Emily daughter age Tina Emily who Emily be Yes? She is? Okay? I like, alright, damn man? She herbo is? What does he do here? Rapper is a rapper from Songs of Chicago. Um, apparently he's one of them rappers. Like I gotta hear the song and be like, oh, that's that's g Herbert. So I'm supposed to know who this thing is. Okay, he made a song with Chance the rapper. Okay, let's see if we know this one. Okay, wait, I don't

know that one. Damn wait? Do I not know any songs either? Let's see does this sound familiar at always say let me fast forward. Maybe we know the course. Okay, never never mind. Anyways, I just know of him from the Shade Room. But he's a he's a rapper from Chicago and the Shade Room pop things. I was like that, that's probably how I've recognized him, bitch, duh. The Shade Room really do pop people off, like they force us

to care about people that we don't. Um. Anyways, these these relationships, they take pictures together, they post on social media. I wanted to know from you what you view as three pros and three cons of displaying your relationship publicly on social media. And we'll get into, you know, at the end, which one aligns with us more. But yeah, so what are your thoughts on on display of affection and your relationship on social media? Um? The only person

I've really done that with the scissors. I mean I post like old day like actually I post him less and less, which is why people think I don't walk with that again because I told you, like, I really don't wanna make a person. I focus right now as far as like Wheezy and her brand, and I just think it hasn't done you well. But with scissors for one, and this is no shade to her. Um, she felt way more secure being posted, and a lot of people do. And I don't shade her for that at all. I

think that's totally okay. Um. I think when people want to be posted, I to kind of think it was like something to look down upon. But I think when you're someone who works in public stuff or entertainment, like it totally makes sense, you may feel hidden. It may be something someone being shady or secretive or taking advantage of you. And so I can understand why that made her feel good. Um, So I think it makes your

partner feel better. For For two, I think a good thing about it is not feeling like you have to hide something, right sometimes now I do. Um, you know, there's so many cute photos and videos I've taken in Mexico with old day and fun moments that I can't post. I don't even have a close friends because it's just like I'll just send it in a group chat. Um. And then thirdly, I think the other part about it is letting people celebrate your stuff, much like you post

a selfie and you feel good about comments. I think people do feel good about feedback. The cons are one. I think that you leave room for people to rudicule just like you can well welcome comments just the same. I'm sure someone like your hair looks great, and there's someone who's gonna be like, well, are you doing it? Ain't doing it. Just as much as you welcome love,

you welcome hate. And another thing that I think is shitty is when you break up, you gotta delete ship and that's so fucking embarrassing