Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decisions. Welcome too, horrible decisions, and we hate that we don't have an intro. So maybe y'all can send us one, okay please, because I really feel like it's just maybe we should do a song. Although someone did really like and they spelled it out hoary blade decisions, it spells out really good. Listen, I don't know what fake Frunchisians listening to this party like Mandy doing that ship spaghetti that she made, stop
hating on the hot dogs spaghetti. And before we even started talking about how I'm really cooking now, Mandy had a box delivered to her house that said step one. First off, it doesn't matter, don't say the box because they ain't pay the big No, That's why I didn't say the box. But I made some sir loins steak with some thing olympotitles, with some Brussels sprouts roasted with some like pumpkin seeds, and to I am gonna make tie chicken basil pat tie. Why don't you just go
to a Trader Joe's And why are you laughing? Like? I mean, it sounds like a good basil pets. Actually you guys here a little laughter. We're trying to be inclusive. There's a Latino here. Oh my god, hello Edden. What you know? So Eddin's here with us? If you guys are watching on YouTube, enjoy because we look cute on there because eddin't going just the levels, but uh, Eddin is working at w t F Media Studios. And I was like, you know, I love just having someone Latina.
Aren't you Ecuadorian? What do you think I am? What are you? What do you think I am? Well, I'm gonna say part you used to live in the Bronx, right, or you do live in the Bronx. I used to live in the Bronx. You Dominican? He's some like deep Southern America, shat Central, That's that's North America. Mandy. You guys remember well are hip hop questions? When they were like what are the three continents? People were like Alaska, noa those days? What are the three continents? Mandy White?
The three continents? The three I'm sorry you right question? What are the what are the three countries that make up North America? South America, Central America? North America. Yeah, I'll say Canada. That's four, Okay, it is North America? Right, should we edit this? I don't care, Mandy, I got a passport, bitch, saw which somebody would come to me, Hanna, the United States and Mexico. But what did I just say? I forgot. I'm not gonna lie kind of block it out.
I knew it was gonna be wrong. I'm not gonna lie. Well, what is South America? Central America? North America so like Central marya essentral like the Latin America's. But South America is like none of this sound I don't y'all shut up. But luckily it's science, so you don't expected to not science, right, see, thank you. I mean science isn't like continents because they broke up off of Pangaea. But I'm getting a little too tectonic plates. I know about that. Wait, it's not
ta plate. You're right right, yes, it is. Just let her get one. Let her get one. I got my, and it's from earth quakes. I just want to say something real quick. I appreciate being here because the last time I was here with you, guys were talking about blueprints. Remember that it was the last time you were here with us with Andrew. Yeah, when science wasn't real for you, holy ship that it's still not a long time ago, jealous.
What is real is the merged drop working to have I'm trying to segue into something but a tectonic plate. Maybe that'll be the next shirt. Um Our Merchants coming out this Friday. You guys, it is February five, and we have some really cute ship. Black Sexcellence is in on a sweatshirt. We have black no kink shaming, we have yeah Hope. Finally, even though I was like, damn it, people is really out here wear a hole on the shirt,
but I guess so, so we're doing We're doing yeah ho. No, it's not it's hwe no X. We're not French on our on these shirts. And then we also have stickers. So I'm excited. I think you guys will really like this um So make sure if you haven't yet follow us on our social media platforms uh, you'll see a nice little graphic only say ll whateuver. Right, all right, you guys, I'm gonna say this really quick before we
get into a catchup. So it's, first of all, it's very embarrassing to say what happened to me last night but I would like to preface it by saying it was only so long now grown, because nope, I'm blaming science. But go my bush. I have a seen on my FUS show where I get waxed, and I was like, I should wait until I really like I'm full grown, because it'll be funnier, right, like everyone wants to watch someone in pain. But now I got to the point where I actually like, it's just too long. So what's
too long? I'm gonna tell you. So I realized when you can't find your clip, it's too much. And I'm taking by ittin to grow my nails hair and get my skin healthy, which is not doing for skin. But anyway, um, so it's growing hair everywhere. So my vagina hair is actually growing in length and thickness. So I was like, you know what, I just at least have to trim it. But I didn't understand what trimming it meant. So I got a razor and it literally wouldn't shave because it
was so much. It was getting caught in the fucking razor. So I went out of the bathtub to snip it to try to trim it, and emits doing that. I don't know if it blended in with my skin or what was going on because the hairs on my pussy are dark, they're not light, and I almost cut my clid off. You're bugging, I understand that. I would just like to say I only knew I was about to cut my clid off because first off, I had to get my foot up like this, open my pussy to
then use the scissors to start snipping the ship. And I was like, I was doing fine, but I was really high, so like I was being really meticulous, and because I was being meticulous, I was snipping slowly, and then finally I felt a little up and I almost cut my clid off. Oh yeah, Now the episode of like TLC E Room, like the emergency room stories, you know what's crazy though, so everyone knows like I've never been waxed, but like my partner now really likes hair
down there. So even the last time he spent the night, I felt kind of weird because we're just laying and he's just touch me on my pubic hair and I'm just like okay, And I've never really let it grow, so now I like shave when it like grows too long, like where it's going down my thighs. Then I'm just like, Okay, So he likes full and bushy, likes hair to wear, like right now, the way it shaved for him tonight, he's gonna be like, you need to let it grow out.
Like that's literally how he'd be like, that's when you're grown. Yeah, but it's not a baby pussy. There's still a landis trop But I'm just like, you know, as women hygiene, no, I need to cut some of that, you know what I mean? Like, but he does. He likes hair, and I didn't know how many men like hair. My vagina looked so patchy, like honestly, if it was legal, I feel like I should show people just so they can understand how bad it is. But it's like a zebra pussy,
cheetah pussy if you will. So it's so bad. Well, you have patches of hair right now because I was shaving and then some sides couldn't get it. And then once I almost cut my clip off, I was like, I'm done. So I go to old base house last night, right, this is how I know I'm washed. I was like, maybe he's not gonna try to for me tonight because I just don't know. I was like, it's his birthday coming up. Maybe I could just act like I'm trying to hold it. I don't know what I'll say. So
we're in the bed and he starts touching me. I was like, oh, I can't. So he's like, what the fund? Because I really never say no because I'm horny all the time. So finally he's like, what the fund is up with you in your period? And I was like, I'm gonna show you, and after I show you, we can be done with it because you'll be so turned off. So he looks at it. He laughed, he said, to look crazy. We're sleeping. Like two minutes later, he's like, I mean, I ain't gonna put my mouth phony because
it do look that crazy, but let's mouth phony. So then wait, I said, I really don't want to have sex, but if you really need to to sleep because you're annoying me, then we could have sex. He's like, you said yeah, like that like that. So he's like, we're fucking married. So I'm like, you know what, let's flip a coin. Y'all did not flip a coin for sex. Well, we didn't have to go get the coin because we were in the bed. He was so annoyed at me at this point, so he said, we're gonna flip it.
I said, what do you want? He said, whatever one you don't want. I said, I don't want tales because I felt like I don't want to get my tail. Bro. I hit the fucking coin and shure enough, I don't know what's coming up. Oh it did it hit just like this fucking tails bitch. I was like, Damn, I cannot believe am I at the point like, is this washed decisions at this point? Well, they said we were relationship decisions. I also, I do want to shout out
to the hor hive that is happy for me. But someone tweeted me this week and all the fans were coming eric because she she wrote and was like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know if Mandy is being realistic with her relationship because what the fuck like it's still the honeymoon phase basically, I guess because I have yet to complain about my nigga. She's just like, it's just not realistic and I don't want to hear about it anymore. It's just like, why can't people be happy
in their relationships? Like not all relationships are toxic. We're also like ten months in now, and I'm still like that people like misery use company periods. Not even that I think that when it comes to entertainment, because I wonder why I've enjoyed shows like Housewives or whatever, or a certain love and hip hop ship, and it's because I'm used to watching drama, and I think that we all have to remember. I don't and I only say this because I don't want to think that someone doesn't
want that for either of us. I don't want to think I think they want us to be hosed forever. They literally loved when I was getting fluid out, sucking a nigga and getting flu back and being lonely and miserable. But I gotta I thought you were lonely and miserable, Mandy. No, maybe because I still came on here and despite the fact that I was getting my back blow down when you weren't getting fun before quarantine you were a bit.
I would come into the studio with everybody dried in my hair and still be like, but I want to boyfriend, as if I didn't just suck dick and eat bootimber you saying you want to like I did. I've been I've been saying I wanted a boyfriend the whole wore Hive. How long have I been saying I want a boyfriend before I got a boyfriend? I remember you saying like, I'm not gonna talk with these niggas that ain't doing x Y. Did you really say you want's that wanted
a boyfriend? Everyone sees I manifested my boyfriend, my nigga. I didn't. Maybe you tweeted about it, even with beat someone saying here on some manifestation ship, I said, manifest me a boyfriend this year in I didn't before we knew the panorama was coming. I'm just saying he dropped, right. You know what. I'm so mad now that I think about it. Zoom. I know we hate you and we talked about you, but I met my nigga on Zoom.
So I just want to say thank you Zoom. And I should have stocking goddamn Zoom because Zoom made my life different this year. I'm investing myself. I'm not investing in stocks, but I should have bought some goddamn Zoom. Zoom brought me happiness this year, even though we were fed up with doing that. Ship. Dog was our whole
day trader yesterday. Okay, first of all, I just want to say I, you guys know, I have have talked about the Master Investor and we finally got to be in person, and like that day game Stop was going crazy, but he's really like, I mean, he's made me my money is doubled a little bit more this year from the plays he's given me. But he won't let me do short ship because he's like, that's not what we're doing. We don't do short squeezes, Like I want you to
have money for the long term. And if there is something going on, I don't tell him because I don't want him to know that I'm sucking around, because I know he's really trying to help me elevate. Bitch. I bought that game stock, game Stop Ship, I bought amc about BlackBerry. I was on my phone so much yesterday that during my like production calls for TV, I was just taking off the video because I didn't I was
like scrolling through. Scrolling to day trading is the most intense thing you can because you have to make sure you first of all, for anyone who just because I know the same stock decisions, but you packed out limit orders on your ship. And that's the only reason I didn't take an L when am C went to six dollars? Is that why it was robin Hood? Oh no, that's
a whole another thing about So that's all. It's robin Hood, it's bella something, it's it's even cash a bit starting just I was like, fucking's got some extra money, let me throw it at bitcoin cash that wouldn't even let me get bitcoin, Like everything's kind of frozen right now. So basically because regular people are making money now has been doing this for years and it's called shorting. Yeah, it's basically a bet that the company is going to be less valuable at some point. So I ain't gonna
hold you. I know, Game Stop was I think going bankrupt? Uh? And then a m C with the Panthers, I was I would have never thought to buy those two because AMC, like, we don't even have theaters here in New York open.
In l A they're not open, and they were talking about removing so many movie theaters because of the pantams go when they know that a stock is like about to go down, and they like make it hype right, So they're like, if they're buying a lot at a low price and then they make it super hype and everybody wants it now now they can sell it that high and fucking devalue the stock, which is what happened with it. So like a bunch of people just decided
they would do this with game Stop, right. I think I sold it at three fifteen, but I got it like one sixties, so it wasn't bad. But am C I was super late. I got into like eleven dollars. I sold it sixteen something, but it got up to twenty two. BlackBerry came back no key when dollars those type of ships, like, let's be real. But that's the thing with the limit order, right, So I didn't put a limit order on because I was like, what if
I miss it? A limit order basically means your stock will automatically sell itself if you put an order to where um, like, let's just say it keeps going down. But you don't want to lose your investment, you can put a limit order. But the reason I didn't want to do a limit order is because what if it went up super high and then I can pull right. I used to want to do that with my nig is. I mean they go high, I go low. You know when they did. When they did go high, I get
it low. That's what I do. You know what I mean in that computer all day, dude, I was fucking they did. God, I'm just trying to make it but like decisions. Why this ship really need to funnel? Okay, because now that I got this studio, if you guys are watching YouTube, get to see it. I've been seeing how cheap, sucking office spaces are, and that's really what inspired this. I'm like, I want to fucking sex club too. Let's get some money in this, bitch, dude. I want
every physical location for when the world comes back. Dog, I want horrible decisions to be a store. I have learned so much about like business from physical to learn that things will be thousands of thousands and thousands of dollars cheap very month. And then I want to have this fucking space. And I want someone old and white to come back and make this their tax office again, and I fucking make you pay me to get it
like out of it. Like I think that's what's so amazing to watch about black people and young people and millennials and what they're doing with Reddit and Twitter like fucking over Wall Street. I was. I was love watching it this morning. Not only that, it's just with this pandemic. Of course, I don't think a lot of us ever thought we would have lived through one. I mean, of course we read about the Great Depression and the bubonic bubonic plague, bubanic that the plague um and now here
we are. I just love when you like recall, like you see, I'm doing history, you know, fucking science, but I know a little bit of history on it. But but like, no, seriously, like in the last year, there's been so many even new businesses opening, people wanting to do your box. And so I came up with my subscription box in May. You see that, that's May. I came up with it in May. I launched in October. By March, I'm about to have my own feminine hygiene products.
Like it literally was that fast. Because you also have to realize, well, yeah, things were sped up because I'm at home, Like okay, bet I could talk to this person because I know day at home. So I was even like communicating with graphic designers and just turn around for so many things was fast because ain't nobody got what?
And that's the thing to you about what's interesting about this pandemic, Like touring money was great, but realizing that you can't make Like if we were touring, would we have long term money with a different investment because we're just making that money and we would have keep do on it. What time would have been on my hands to make something else? I don't know. If I'm not gonna lie the way the way our schedules were boring and then this and now I also have two other pods.
No way in hell would I have been able to. I do have the time to do everything I'm doing. You know what, For fact sake was born from COVID. I was just googling a bunch of ships and getting bored and learning, and it was like, well people like stuff like that. I think it's dope that we came up with that. But anyway, speaking of this fucking ship hole place that we're in and why we're talking about this the coronavirus, I love this article. This is our
vanilla ship. This week, China rolls out an anal swab test, saying it's more accurate than the throat method. What fucking weird. But um, the people of China have basically went back to life because they were on such a crazy lockdown, right, But now there there's a new strain coming out to everybody's trying to get ready and they're trying to figure out what's more Um, what's the word I'm looking for?
Not correct? Accurate? Sorry, what's more accurate? Because a lot of the tests are giving false positives, So they came out with anal swaps right in time for the next quote unquote quarantine because it's a lot more accurate than the throat, which is what people have been taking the throw in the nasal the new protocol yet. But the throat is easier for at home because people aren't going
all the way up their nose. But basically, the samples are giving you something from your lower digestric digestive track, and they're seeing that when they get false positives, the anals coming out right, so you can put it back there. You know what, It's crazy because when I didn't have COVID, my nigga fuck me in the sk and it didn't even transfer to him through anals set. So it's like, I don't know, I like I'm just saying it says
if we add anal swap testing, it really raised. When we added it, it raised, um the rate of identifying infected patients because people have not been getting accurate nasal swaps. There's also another thing. If you are testing UM positive for COVID and you have a second one that day, or two or three in that day, the culture or some ship in your nose. Apparently, yeah, it happened to
my mom. My mom uh, as many of you guys know, she was dealing with she had COVID and thank god she had tested negative sense but um when she went after her ten days of quarantine to go get retested. Yeah, she went up there and of course she did it herself and it came back inconclusive, and so she had to go and get it again. And then yeah, I think they ended up doing them out for the second one. But I have a few at home tests now because um old body has it sent from his job, like
they just signing them. But he's worked a huge, huge company. But there's stay something like five six and I was like, but I ain't a lie what I'm doing at home. I'm like, you're not gonna go all the way and there's also like there's something in here. I don't know anyone who works in the medical field. It's not just up, just back that. And that's when my mom did and I was like, Timmy, how are you fucking up? Are
you working at the scare field? She was like, yeah, I just went up, but apparently you gotta go back. That's the interesting thing about when we all first got it, if anyone got it early, like they went to my brain, but it's because they wouldn't. They should have went here, but no one knew. Yeah, they were going up here. Fucking weird right there. I can't wait till this ship. I just want to give you a little Do I have it? That's what I want to do. Give me
a fucking temperature scanner. The temperatures canned some bullshit too, so almost ordered one for this study. It is some bullshit because, to be fair, everyone that I know that has had COVID and at this point, damn near everyone I know. The fever portion of it really only last maybe a day if that, or a couple of hours. Who well, you were in the hospital. You're different, You're like you were Seriously honestly, they said that they got
one oh five. Well, they said, the optomics is more accurate because because it's a respiratory in fact, that it makes sense because that means if you're breathing levels are outside of the normal breathing level, that means you may have for a moment. Is Mandy's speak, No, don't do this, this her fingers and said, and the respiratory, because that's what that's what this lady's sounding a little too logical. So we got black sexcellence coming up. So you guys
have probably heard of her before. Marcia P. Johnson Vinnie brought her up when we were talking about Stonewall. Marsha P. Johnson has been talked about pose. She is a very big deal in the black in the lgbt Q space, as in the Stonewall community of just she's on the walls in Stonewall. But she is a gay liberation activist. She died in ninety two, but she was a drag queen, self identified, very outspoken, and was a prominent figure in
the uprising of Stonewall. She was a founding member of the Gay Liberation front Um, the first trans street activist group. It was actually called Transvestite Action Revolutionaries, which is interesting because we don't use that word anymore. But she was just well known in New York art gay scene. She modeled for Andy Warhol even and she was in a group called Hot Peaches, and she was known as the mayor of Christopher Street, which is in the West Village.
If you're not from New York, if you're fucking straight and you live in New York, everyone knows that Christopher Street is the gays shi it ever um and yeah, but also if you ever just want to visit New York, West Village is where I went before I have money, because you could hit like Podola drinks, so it's so hard. It's full fifthy for some Jack Daniels in a pickleback shot, which is funny because people say it's expensive over there. No,
it's not till seven pm. You're getting four dollar drinks. And and it's the only place, the only place that I know in New York City where you can go as a single lady. And I guarantee you your bill would be paid for everywhere else in New York. But right they don't get the wealth of day drinking. That's a great point. You do like that work from home ship. Once we can get back on the street drinking. I've
been drinking by eleven with my Tito at the crib. Yeah, I know it's bad, but um but like you said, with the day drinking, when I would go to West Village, you would be kind of like my happy hour place to go. But that is where I did meet most of like just the working professionals in New York City. One of my favorite places the Fat Callers Black Fat No No is the comedy next to the comedy club whatever, but fat cat, can you do with that? It's shuffle
board and it was so much fucking fun. It was such a good day because like the type of BASI I am. You know, I don't know how much money you got. Maybe we'll start someplace like that and then like you know, some houses down the street. I do want to add this in about Marsha P. Johnson, which is interesting. We had SX Noir on here who taught us a lot about sex for circumstance and she lived on the streets Marsha P. Johnson and talks about survival
sex that she had to have. She had been arrested over a hundred times, she was once shot, and then she was very well known about UM speaking out for UM mental health. But yeah, I did want to to say survival sex was interesting because I've never heard it in that way. I feel like, well, we'll say other ship like I feel like we actually did. We talked. I feel like we talked about that, not only with Sex Noir, but even UM, maybe with Raquel Savage too.
Like the choice sometimes sex work is necessarily our first choice, but our only choice if we want to pay bills. I mean, and you already live in the street, and sadly, you know, a lot of they show that imposed to a lot of women had to resort to that. But shout out to Marsha P. Johnson speaking of someone who's famous this episode. I just want to tell you, guys, I google and we get a disclaimer because I taught to put these people business that I promise everything I
looked up I found in at least three places. This is for facts. Say yeah, you gotta, okay, give your disclaimer. So I don't know if these are facts, but these are well known rumors. Don't be having these people at us some season decisions, Shack is the best one. I was like, excuse me, but okay, So basically this is all famous people in their fetish just some fetishes, some old people, and by old I mean dead ones, some new ones, like people we know from pop culture. We're
talking about dead people today. You have like a Gandhi like type of damp. Okay, we can talk about Gandhi. No, we're not talking about from the I mean, I guess he's in the great well when he I just wasn't trying to talk about nobody that. Like, we ain't talking about no Nipsey of Kobe and none of dam No, Like we're not talking about the grades. We're talking about like Gandhi ain't a great We'll not after what I'm about to tell y'all. Oh are we keep shaming? Already? Sadistic?
And this is actually like the most credit people written books about him with his ship, and like, how are we worshiping this person? Oh yeah, let's get to Okay, So first we're gonna go through the people in history a little hostory. Let's start with another fucking asshole, Adolf Hitler. So, okay, I think I heard some things about him. What do you think you heard? Well, he obviously had to be a sick fuck he's a super sick. But damn. Well,
he had a lust for ship. So there was a doctor, which I guess no king shaming, but this dude, um. Dr Walter Linger reported in his intelligence gathering when he did a psycho can you get these words right there? Yeah? I just glanced down because I was trying to talk and read, and I was like, oh, that's a lot of let us And it was just just like a lot. He does psychological analysis of Adolf Hitler and it says that he loved nothing more than women standing on him
to ship. Um. People believe that on the wrong side of his ship conversion, like on the other side of ship conversion. Basically he was he would try to like get people to like do this with him, Like he would try to like convince them that this was a thing. Um. There's a one. Yeah, but there was a woman who committed suicide after one of their sessions together. Damn. And I guess that's so like he was coercive of Some of them are just crazy. Now there's another one. I love,
Lyndon Johnson who was obsessed with his own penis. Okay, he was an engineer of the Great Society, so he showered the lower class America with programs aimed at enhancing their lives, like Medicare, civil rights, and the War in Poverty um out. If a colleague came into the bathroom at the Capitol when he was finishing at the urinal there, he would swing his penis around, hold it, which he liked to call jumbo, and he would ask people, have
you ever seen anything big like this? A politzerom winning old Let me look up, mister Linden, is what it's called Johnson. That's probably why the dick is called maybe the white man. I don't want to see that. So wait, Linda B. Johnson, So we're talking about Robert Herold Lyndon B. Johnson.
That's right, but she was a vice president alright. So biographer said that he was questioned once about why the US was involved in Vietnam, and then Lyndon B. Johnson's pulled out his dick and said, this is why I have to know if that's where the Mr Johnson for the for the dick. This is good. Let's get into the history at A Johnson. Why are they called Richard dick decisions? So that is actually on Netflix talked about the Richard and I like that there's a person named
fun with the last name Okay, Chuck Berry. Now. He was best known for his hits Johnny Be Good and My Dingling, and he took special interest in the ladder as far as installing secret cameras in his restaurant. Okay, he had many tapes featuring ladies undressing using the toilet, and sixty women came forward sue him, much like the disgrace Bill Cosby Debacle of today. He shelled out one point two million to his victims and damages, which bat
Dan was probably like five millions. Yeah, it was, I'm assuming because like what with the millions with every ten years they say it goes up, like oh wow, Roly was that it was a lot inflation. Um. There was a Netflix documentary with the guy that like to spire on people in hotel rooms. Did you see that voyeur is m I think it was called Voyer And he bought a fucking hotel and installed these things in the events and would like watch people. His wife would like
she knew he was doing this. She would have to go up the events and like give him food and ship and say it would just because he was documenting what people are doing the whole time and he claims to have witnessed the murder. I don't see. I don't see that in his Wikipedia. I wonder if that's like one of the things like that. I don't think it's
gonna be anything Wikipedia. Andy, it's not Chuck Berry like if he had to pay them out, I would assume it would be on the Wikipedia, because, trust me, everybody, the restaurant was called the Southern Air, So this is documented. Benjamin Franklin, Now let's talk about it. Famous celebrated founding father that had a notorious sexual appetite when he wasn't
busy inventing things and politicking to the top. The man whose faces on a hundred honor bill frequented a sex club which was sort of like a Dead Poet Society, except with lots of smelly, hot sex. But let's get to the crux of his lustful quirks. In a letter to a friend, he exposed hisself by saying they are so grateful, basically like saying when he spends money, and was explaining that it's less of a sin to have
sex with an older woman due to their experience. Basically, he gave advice to a young man on the choice of a mistress. If you're looking for dating advice and the letter is published, set, I know what nigga has been freaking. It's a whole long fucking letter. It's on the internet. If you guys want to look it up, it just just google. Benjamin Franklin Advice to a young man on the choice of a mistress. Do you agree with him that if a young man wants a mistress
that he should funk with an older woman. Oh, listen to the number three in his list. There's no hazard of children. Oh that's no, he's talking about old old like post menopause old number six. The sin is less because the debarking of a virgin maybe her ruin and make her for life unhappy. This sounds like some bridget ship, not the bridgetinship. What you haven't watched it? And now because because you only light light skin, niggas. Because the man,
the leading actor, is the only reason why. I watched that girl kissing on the cover and I was like, he beautiful, And then I got real mad because if y'all are like me, and I know y'all are like me, because y'all listen to the show bitch. Well, I went to that Nigga Instagram. None of his captions are in English. I said, I probably can't. I don't know what's the
name of Pi. I can't understand any as he speaking English. Yeah, it's really good English too, so I'm like, damn nigga English real life, it's kind of like, watch it with subtitles. You don't know that's the subtitles. So you andre the same ship, so you don't watch Parasite. Mandy's the Asian ship that won all the awards, Right, that's one of
the best movies. I was, I really believe the fucking world is keeping all them Korean movies down because they were freaking out of the Korea because god Zilla is like, that's the Japanese. Are you sure Japanese Koreans in Tokyo? Can I tell y'all something? This funke up? So the studios in Soho. But it's a Chinese building in his borderline Chinatown, right. They tried to sell me. Louis Gucci Rolex right on the corners, right on the corner, was walking with me when we were first want to He said,
you were shopping a lot lately. Don't you ever get the taste? Don't you ever get the taste. And I said, yo, I'm too, like I'm not by this. He's like, nig never come downstairs. Let them sell you a while. Nothing small, not a belt. They are downstairs. But anyway, so they laid out to Yeah, later, well they do, they're allowed to lay it out again. I didn't know that. Um. But the dude that owns the building a super fucking chill.
He's like one of those like Asians. How they look like the a b DC like with the cool outfits. He's like, yeah, I like pocket like that sounds dope, Like yeah, I like that. It's like okay, So anyway he hires huh, don't do it nothing? What's the roy? What? What's a b d c oh America's Best Dan's Crew And thank you? I know what a Jaberwaukee is. But I was like, A they were the cool Asians, you know what I mean? Mean girls, cool Asians Jabberlwaukee's I
mean cool Asians. They were maths. How do we all know it was Asian? There's a there's a there's pictures of them. Okay, you just want to put the good, long story short. The fucking guy they have dorm in in this building, but late night they got the ones to speak English, and I was, excuse me, do the package for five one five? And he's looking at me like I ain't saying anything. I was like, okay, Amazon, Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, sorry,
you're so problematic. I'm serious. And he comes upstairs and I'm sucking lit now because we used to be in here till like one am or whatever. Somebody myself off. I'm drinking, trying to get some ship together. And he was like I didn't. He's trying to tell me he don't have it tomorrow tomorrow, and I said, okay, okay, okay, you mocked him. He was laughing so hard. He wasn't laughing. He was trying to kill Yes. He was that in the line wheezy, No, I don't do that. The bitches
will fight you here. I saw Brooklyn. You saw that ship that happen in Brooklyn. I did see that. These bitches here will fight you. Okay, okay, okay. Man. The Asians said, listen to the show they lit. I don't care shout out today Asians out there of you, you know, And I say, you think I'm not gonna talk about day because oh no, we have a lot of those are heavy, I don't know, speaking thing turning off, but not disrespect them because they no, not y'all do y'all
fight now Lay, are y'all do y'all claim her? The Dominicans of the cladd think so okay, I think y'all tell her to Venus fucking went on a tangent like this, and so we talked about her and see the thing is, and it was like, well it wasn't pretty. Guys have never seen what Danny Lay was talking about. Just to elaborate,
she made a song called shout Out. It was so bad, uh, you know the black effect PRESI Charlemagne, who was out of his black mind when he didn't used to him Animal was about to get canceled, and they both wanted to like they're yeah, but mal up. Well it's a preference, na, bro. You know Charlomagne was. Charlemagne was. I think Charlomagne the reason she went up there and made the dumbass video. And if you didn't see that, dot you just tell you what what happened. First of all, let me give
you mannerisms. So wait and you look great, because she also made sure to get braids for her apologies. UM, it's kind of crazy that like everybody's upset with me or whatever. Um, I just came out here to say, I don't mean it like that. Um, you know, and I mean, I have a chocolate boyfriend. I have melanie friends, So how would I be a racist? Or a color? Is like this a song? What you missed? You made the part, you missed the Party'll can talk about brown,
but I can't. You missed the whole part. She said, my man is chocolate, and you know I have dark friends. She didn't, she said my melanie, But then she said, but I don't see color though. Well you saw it for yellow boone and you're so for your chocolate man, but now you don't. I'm from Florida, which means we're kind of dumb. I was about to say public school education system, but I won seven chocola city. That's why
Mandy didn't know. Don't do this, don't do this. I mean I did go to the schools with F grades. I went to Evans and oak Ridge. They had a F when I went there. And I only went to Dr Phillips one one year, but two rows above the ashes. I did I say all that to say Florida had a lot of Altinos and in the South they did all that yellow and red bone ship. Never have I ever heard Latino referred to herself as yellow bone ever?
And what made me so uncomfortable about the ship? It was like, I feel like the best way for her to go wass been like, honestly, I just thought yellow was high yellow, like I didn't understand the yellow bwe was black women. If she could have said that, that's the problem. A lot of people don't admit when they're wrong. They don't want to take else they don't want to You took it with that dumb song. The baby took an l when he left the yellow emojis under her
God damp pict Sure. So I saw a tree that said some ship like you know the babies in her and you're like, they just mad because you got pretty here and you like skin. And I bet you he's saying that. I bet you, I hate it. And I also just want to add um Charlemagne and a lot of people on the internet said, she's just saying that he has a preference. She didn't say that in the song. She said he chose her over someone else? Do you remember that he that's why. No, I think it's just
yellow bonus. No, no, no, no no, no, there's something about he wanted me instead because I'm blah blah blah, and it looks like he's looking it up and then just say that's what he wants, as if he also doesn't have a dark skin brown child made with a dark skinned, brown, beautiful woman, Mimi. He's like, you can't a little girl, That's what I'm saying, who's dark skin. So the idea of the yellow bonus what he wants, it's nasty. It's
when he's tired of going. I mean, and even imagine if you get a black girl that's Dominican, she's gonna be so mad bit y'all better go get him, y'all better go because it's mad sucking, you know we Honestly, I just went to Colombia. I never know I was in Carthagenia. I didn't know seventy of it's black because it's like slave trade. Never knew it was dark like that over there, because when I'm in Florida, I said, light skinned. You know what I'm saying. Cubans are mad
fucking black. Cuba is black as ship. There's so much we don't know about, like Latino cultures and black people, in which I even to my own detriment, Like I just did not when I was a kid. As an adult now, of course I know the difference with ethnicity and race, but like when I was a fucking kid,
I just thought black people, black people, Spanish peep, Spanish people. See, the only reason why I knew a little different than that, because No, when I went to Oakrash, like the part of Orlando that I grew up in, no one was really African American, which they were Haitians. They were Jamaican, like even all the people. Yeah, but the black When I was a kid, I did not in my mind think, alleys, you came in flying your flags and it was segregated by the flags. Like that's the type of pep rallies
I had going to school. Like, so you had your those your Jamaicans, your Puerto Ricans, your Mexicans, You're everything, and people were sprinkled in their very they were just sprink No, that's not the only white country for No, white people don't wave the UK flag. No, I'm just saying that's like if you if they were gonna wave a flag like that's the only like we see what the white people wave here. Okay, I'm just saying keeping
the Actually I thought you say he chose her. He said something that that's got at me and sat La Ron that's awful, go all the way to the the bottom. That's literally all that's because it was a leak. It's not a full song. She leaked it. She better never released it. I'll tell you about as a song by American singer Jenny Lane and it's not released as a
no No ship. Yeah anyway, probably never going to be released to get into the modern list, you guys, I picked the best ones I could find, and Mandy's gonna love he only got one athlete. Don't here the other ones they didn't cross reference. Well there was something so these were all like in a few places. Um, Kristen Stewart. If you don't know who she is, she's a white bitch on Twilight, thank you, Because I did not know Steward.
She into Martha's daughter. Okay, I don't know what it is, but I know that we had Godzilla, Godzilla Blogzilla on here talking about an armpit fetish and she likes the smell of armpits. She likes to be licked under hers. This is what she had to say in British vote. She said, my god, I'm so in love with my boyfriend. I wish he were here now. I think I want to have his babies. I love the way he smells in him me, like he loves to lick under my armpits.
And I don't get this obsession of with washing the smell off, that smell of someone you love. Don't you think it's whole point? How come she CoA say it, but you wanted to be mad when I went on to motherfucking Vice with dick in my hair. Um, I didn't want to be mad about it. You say, I love the smelling dick. You said, Hey, we're on set with you guys, and it's here, it's here in my hair. He smells so good. Okay, my nigga knows not to come in this though, Like that was my love and
men respect the different weaves you have. Well, mine doesn't really like I said him to the picture. I was like, baby, you like my new hair, Like, what do you want to name her? Because now I've just been switching it up so much and he's like, I really like it, but can I pull it? No, Like that's all he wants to know. He'd be pulling my ball head when I got the finger weaves, like, nigga, how are you pulling my ball headed in hey need to figure out
how to get that nigga grip. No, no, seriously, seriously, because I do want braids. I have a little tight Okay, So this one is my favorite because I think is what the fetish community would call a bloodhound shock Shaquille O'Neil for you guys, who you now? I want to just say to you guys, I think this was like a little elaborate. I don't really think this is a fetish.
But there is a record from a desposition deposition from his ex girlfriend Vanessa Lopez, and said when we would when he would call and want to get it together, I was reluctant to see him when I had my period. He would say he didn't care, and when we would see each other, he had a fetish that he'd just give me oral sex, like give me oral sex during
my period. And the lawyer went on to ask her if it was a recurring thing, and she said yes, Uh so Yeah, he had a thing for mentro blood and if I'm not mistaken, UM, correct me if I'm wrong. I believe he's also a very sweaty fuck. Um, if I'm not mistaken. Uh superhead bro Uh. He was in one of her books and she just talked about how he profusely sweated on. So. I have a friend who spent a weekend with him, and she said he was
so much fun. They had a great time together and that they didn't have sex, but he gave her head and then it was great. But she said she just she's like an didn't even know if it was like romantic or not because she just had a great time with him. They went out on the boat and ship. Um. I mean athletes be fun. They do they do you know, they got st you know, parties boats. Okay, this one I love. And I want to give a shout out to Orlando from the Harder Soft podcast because he sent
me a text message. I don't talk to no shade, I just we don't talk. So when I saw him text me, I was like, what is he is something for the podcast and he said, I did blood plate last night. Um, I just want to read. This is one Niggo, who really be trying everything. I'm just waiting for him to get paid. Is that the type of text you guys get? Tell you about? Do you like to text me when they do something wild? And I
think it's because they know that they can. I don't know if that happens to you, but like I have, people haven't talked to you like a month, and they'll hit me up about something exciting with their sex life. And I think that's because, say, they feel like it's a fun, safe place and they know like they ain't gonna judge them. Yeah, I get the same. So I get a text. It's ten o two am yo. I gotta ask you something you ever heard of bud play? I said, yes? Why did that ship so much fun?
I said, huh? Blood knife or period sex? And in what way? Took a butterfly needle and took out my own blood like how they do with the doctor. I said, hello, Well, I have to tweet this. I'm gonna block her name, and then people retweeted mine and said this must be Orlando, and I wrote, oh my god, don't say this on your pod. Needles scare people too much and they're gonna think you're on some white ship. He didn't even respond to that party. Then I smeared it on her chest
and wrote my initials. Oh hell na see. I like my thing, my finger paint, and way better than this one. Bro. At least it was the holy fun. This is so intense. Bro, do not say this on your pod. They're gonna think you're crazy, he said, too late. I got my blood drawn on the pod on video. They know the vibes. Okay, well he leaned into it. I mean, is it? Did you? I just wanted just no, which that part doesn't surprise
me either, because she's a wild bitch. Yeah. So anyway, someone who also is into blood play, and I'm sure you guys are not shocked at this is Angelina Jolie. She's a wild bitch. She is um Heemi Hema Talagnia known as blood definitely talked about this. So it's interesting because Hema Talagnia is actually the one that Orlando is
talking about that specific blood play. And then we had my friend Christin Arnett on the White Chick, the lesbian who mentioned like just messy sex with blood and the difference that is um men ophelia, which I believe is just blood in a different arena, but like has to do with the blood during your menstrual. No, right, but I'm saying, like the blood flat, you've gotta extract it.
By the way, shout out to Chicago. I believe we had hema telagnia on like our first we had it when we had to have That's how many now to say it's so good? I only said it would you know what, somebody learn a new word and I keep saying it to you, like what you know? Like what? Thank you? Let me elaborate? Elaborate, bitch, this is fucked up. But a close friend of mine, I fund like she's stupid,
but she keeps. But she must have just learned the word delve because every day we talked, she's like, girl, you do what today let's delve into that? And I'm like, how no, but like this is ridiculous. So then the other night we were on the phone and I was like, did you just learn delves? And she just started laughing so hard and she's like, I know, I gotta stop.
We're gonna delve intoday? Have you saying? Do so? With Angelina Jolie while married to Billy Bob Thornton, They would often bring knives into the bedroom seam and a mist having sex, they would like to cut and taste each other's blood, and they also took it further with outfits that were decorated with vials of each other's blood. All right, now, all right now, can I ask you if your man to do it, would you would you do it? No?
I I don't have a king for that. The only reason I have period sex and talk about that is because like, if I want to fun and it's I'm bleeding, I'm going to do it whatever. But like I don't craze blood. Um, it actually exkews me out. And as far as my pussy, no, I guess because I've had a period for fifteen years of my life. Well I guess more. But uh, I guess. With drawing blood, with looking at it drip, with cuts, I get scared. But like that I know is naturally gonna happen, so I
don't freak out. But if I had to force blood to come out of me, I'd be freaked out about that. But nol king jaming shout out to Orlando, even though we are behind the camera, like I'm sorry, okay, Jimmy, by the t shirt. It come down on Friday, all right, Carmen elektra I love this one. She fun with Dennis Rodmen, So whatever she did, don't surprise me. Now they were when I cross reference did it kept talking about sex toys. I'm like, who gives a funk about that? But this
one I love. She collects sex toys, but specifically one that she used you can find in your home. Mandy mentioned a Pellow case. You guys can find. This one's a coat hanger, not for an abortion. Carmen is not afraid of a little pain, as she told Playboy magazine, pleasure pain. It's all about fun. Um. She uses the coat hanger to basically be spanked with. Okay, so if you remember Mommy Dearest with Joan Crawford, there was a movie about her life. Don't you remember Mommy Dear? Is
no more wire hangers? You don't remember that? Damn? It was good. Well anyway, someone's seen it. But in the movie she's like fucking crazy narcissus bitch and she's in her daughter's bedroom, a daughter. It's a sad scene, but she's like going through these velvet satin hangers and she fucking pulls a wire hanger and she's shaking and she wakes up her daughter and she's like, what the fuck is it? And she's like, well me, I don't know
that she beat her ask with this wire hanger. But anyway, Carbon likes that, Okay, Okay, I mean she don't like getting beat with it with it. I was about to say spanking is different than beat, different things like does it say she would like to get beat with hangers or spanked with hangers? Wheezy, because see this is what happened with telephone bit. You're changing the narrors just how
they got the rumors ship. Honestly, it could be something e But to say spank, you're right, okay, I don't know what I'm saying, Like if you get spanked by your mama, that's different again, beat by your mama. No, they can't go to the school and be like, mama beat my if she's paying to you, Okay, the school's gonna be okay. But you can't say you beat because my nigga spaked me, but you don't beat my head. I want remind me to follow up with someone who gets her ass beat. Literally, I had to go to
an e er this is her kink. I follow her online. She is white. I want to have her decisions. You want to show that person that does it. I cannot find someone that I found her because she sucks. She sucked a black dude. I'll explain anyway. Ludicrous, What do you guys think he's into? He is in so fist thing. I was gonna say fist thing. Okay, it's kind of basic feet. I thought you said the down South rapper is a foot lover. Also, Jack Black was on this list,
if you guys remember him, He's like the fat comedian dude. Also, Red Man is a huge foot fanatic and was about to start directing porn. I don't know, so he hit me up. I don't know a king like I've been trying to get a keen to set this up like I want to have. I mean, I really want with the man on here, but I'm gonna be respected. Red Man has a foot fetish as well. Maybe it's a rapper thing that'd be fun. Everybody likes foot fetishes are so fucking basic at this point, we all me basic. No,
I mean it's very kind. Think you know what I mean? I would have are you good fetish? Right, under bats. Well, we had missed the photographer up here. You couldn't believe. It was so much fun though, So like, I just love fetishes because they're so fun to talk to. You also see the growth like she could not you could. But basic it can be wild. No, No, I mean basic as far as like what we've been going through, like this is some basic ship. But he well, he
wasn't too in detailed, he said in an interview. I love girls with beautiful feet. I have a fetish messed up feet man. Sometimes she could trick me and just wear boots and not even sure feet. When I see feet, it's a rat, he said. And I don't like girls with hairy legs. I like it nicest, smooth, but a little hair never hurt nobody. When it's too much, that's when it's not good anymore. And his wife udoxy um. They all bet that she's got gorgeous feet. Now this
one is um really interesting. Not that one let me. The beadle was good though, Richard gear white man. If you're confused, pretty woman, I love that you know all the white people. I like movies, so that's how I know a lot of actors. What is it Richard Richard gear. Can I see what this white man? You don't remember pretty woman Mandy Runaway bride with Julia Roberts. They didn't remember Julie Roberts. He was a rich guy, so when it comes to bedroom activities, he's a true freak of nature.
He is into something called gerbil ing. Now we have talked about this once before. Actually you might have talked about it without me with who did you interview and I wasn't here and she liked someone wanted a hamster spun? Was it Tyomi? No? No, misstress, mistress unknown unknown? Yeah, so jerbiling you were there? Maybe I was mistress unknown and they wanted a hamster in a blender. Well this
isn't that. But basically, gerbiling is when someone receives pleasure anally by inserting a small animal mouth hamster rat Gerbil wrote it. Now this is where we draw the line. Though. We became the center of this rumor in the mid eighties when he was checked into Cedar Sinai Hospital in l A after inserting his pet Gerbil up his ass. Unfortunately, Titus was stuck and is the name of his Uh, yeah, it was stuck in his anal captin cap cavity and
it had to be surgically removed. Richard claims as a rumor, and it's not true. But how would a rumor like this get started? And why would it stick for over thirty years? It's very specific. Yeah, if you ever um it's I mean, but in real life, unless we can see the hospital intake records, you can't. It's a hippo violation. Yeah, but it's hip a violation for us to know that he went there anyways. Well, which we ain't mat I ain't hipp for me. Oh, I ain't got no credentials.
They say he liked it in his butt, All right, All we got some people. It's all alleged. Like I feel like I could, like if there was like a Drake one on here, like I wouldn't do it. I feel like these people are for a different time or they don't matter to me. But also, who the who the lady that um just got paid from Nicki Minaj and she because she leaked the sample with funk flex Bro. These all people be having right, this is what I'm saying.
She from another generation too? Is she? I here sueing Nikki? We're not taking their alleged and if anything can continue going like the episode, I ain't trying to lose the studio. This is all alleged from the Google. Al right, the last one. Oh, I love this one, baby. Okay, Now they Ricky, they might think they saying in through thousands, they say he's saying, do you know he gave every but we all knew he was gay. But now whatever reason my mama didn't her gaydar suck pull up a
picture of his family. I used to love hustle Ricky Martin. We didn't want to funk Ricky Martin. I never wanted to, man, you bugging Ricky Martin. I never wanted to Ricky rick right, I can tell you yes, unless it was mixed with black so like the pole. But Ricky Martin's fucking family man like. Look, Ricky Martin is good looking. I'm not gonna front gorgeous family. He's got you kids, him and his man. I'm gonna like to him. You think him in a case the fun can you Allegedly Enrique has
a foot fetes too? Okay, So Ricky de mart think he's saying in the blend of the magazine, I love giving a golden shower. I've done it before. In the shower it's like so sexy. You know the temperature of your body and the shower water is very deeferently, there
aren't too many people out here to it. Note but he also supposedly has a foot fetish, but that's nothing in comparison to waking up in a puddle of the pist I gay men are so about the Golden Showers, and I love talking about it because has Bennie talked about it? When that straight I've been been someone who had partners in the Golden Show. Well, no, I mean with gay men, like I'm saying, you got both got dick, So it's yeah, I can't just squirt my I feel
like it's funny with it. Dick. Yeah, y'all. Aim I can't aim. Well, it just what I wanted to talk about is a segue right before I guess comes, I have time to show Mandy this. There's a girl I found on Instagram when I was randomly looking it's Twitter and randomly looking for porn. Her Twitter is Subaru kate X. I want to give a shout out to Subaru Kate. I also want to tell you her page. I think is private because it's very intense. Um. Kate is a true sub in a way that we've never seen or
talked about. Really on horrible decisions. Um, I'm talking about throwing up in videos. Um, total gaping like her mouth eyeballs. Um. Yeah. So I saw this video go viral of a dude basically beating her ass, which is what made me say beat. Um, there's a shoe in her mouth. There's like a lot. Anyway, every time she going to show me her phone, I'm just gonna never look because it's always right. So I'm sorry, okay,
And she was probably whopping her little pussy. No, no, no no, I didn't, but I was in the middle of whopping my pussy and then I was like, what the fund is this? This isn't fun because I was looking at b DSM and then it looked like she was actually being hurt. So I didn't like what I was seeing. And then I clicked on the comments, like yo, someone's gonna record this, and people are like, no, this is like really her vibe because when she was getting hit,
she up saying ow ow. But she likes being hurt, to the point that yesterday she was like, hey, I can't see out of my left eye, like, um, it's spotty. Can anyone in here tell me if this is right? Then she took a shower, posted a video and right after it was like yo, like I can't even see it, Like my head feels like da da da. So she went to the emergency room and a bunch of people were like just kind of talking about how this is fucked up. She shouldn't be doing this ship but it
like truly gets her off. And I have never watched a video with like close fist. She posts the bruises on her face, loves it, like we have to interview her. It's wps. But also I think, like the owls are just natural reaction even though she loves that, you know what I mean? And what I saw, I was like I thought I was, yes, but it is, but she wants it. Dude, imagine if you knew that your boyfriend I used to date someone that was into that, Like, would it scare you? Because you're like, is he gonna
want to do this to me? I mean, I'm not gonna lie, Like my partner used to have a slave at one point, And there is sometimes where we're in the bedroom and I'm like, all right, all right now, Like even with the pillow case, I'd be like, really, what are you into? Because I'm gonna play around with this because a part of me does like to be sub for him. But it's just scary because you're like, do you need to get off? Whoa? Now, if someone needed that fall on to get off, it is hard.
But I don't know if it's because I've been through some like really scary situations with men and maybe that's why I can't. But I also know that from women that have that like to engage in that sex, it's a wait for them to be in control of it. So also, no kingame in there. But like I wonder if I would be scared if I knew a man could go that far because with the things that I saw someone doing to Kate um, I was in shocky.
But anyway, if you guys follow Kate, tell her horrible decision sent her I can't wait toever on the show. She lives in Arizona, but she was in Central Park fucking and doing scenes. I was like, don't come on the shop, right She was like, I can't live here, but bitch, come on with a black eye. Bitch, let's talk about this. Sofia could come from motherfucking Utah. She could come from Arizona. That's true. Sofia is gonna be moving back here and I can't wait till Sefia's in here.
She Sofia is fucking hilarious to me when she calls me. I hooked her in Shanna. She's like, dude, I need a guess. That's like like you don't even like really like sexually, like up and like hot and like you know what I mean. No. I was like, yeah, I'm right. She's more a ticketing than I'm working around. So our whole mail for the day, super simple, Easy, came from our Patreon. I'll keep this short. Lately, when I have doggy style sex, my back is killing me the next
day and the morning after. How do I come back that? I feel like abuelita? You know what that is? They don't do me. That's what I'm called to my friend. I believe them. It's a granny. Uh So I got this from Healthline. Doggy style should be comfortable for those who have pain when bending forward because you can relax your back instead of having to move around. So if you're feeling discomfort. It says if you're receiving support your hands instead of elbows, because the hands put your back
more flat. And what's probably happening is when you're getting fucked, you're moving your back too much and jolting it and then it results in pain. And I do that. And then also just my partner is so much bigger than me, sometimes his weight on me from the back. So something that I would also just suggest, um, if you know that this is something that often happens often with you and your partner. Maybe one he's being too rough, but if he is, make sure that you guys are doing
some sort of after sex care. So make sure you let him know maybe I don't want my back to hurt tomorrow. Can you massage me? So that can become like just another level of intimacy that you add. So maybe ask for an after sex massage or another thing you can do too, is there are back stretches, so you can maybe just stretch uh yourself in the morning, whether you know you're gonna get fun that night or the next morning when you wake up and maybe in pain,
but make sure you just get some back stretches in. Also, if you need to stretch your back out and just lower. A lot of people have trouble. Sit in a chair and you turn your body and you hold the chair. What am I saying it right? I can't explain it. Yeah, you hold you're in the chair, and then you hold the side of it and you turn yourself like. Lower back stretching is hard. I pulled my back when working out and dog it was when you can't move. Oh
my god, I'm too young for this ship. But you know I'll be doing a little too much only when other people are in the gym. If I'm alone, I don't care. But if I know you're looking at me, I'm gonna go hard. It's like sucking dick for camera. You know you're about to like at least I am okay. So anyway, um like Kate's videos, Yeah, I guess. Um. Also, if you guys are listening to us and you didn't know that we were also a visual podcast, make sure you go on over to our YouTube channel. Go to
YouTube dot com type in horror. We do pop up, so that's horrible decisions. And we have our own like channel with like how many episodes on there? At least maybe they're not all they're not all there, but we're we've had a video journey man, we have Yeah, but you can also you know, it's crazy not only just watching the videos from like back in the day, but when we used to have to go from work. So you guys will see Wheezy and I and like work clothes.
You guys can see me eighty pounds ago. I'm right there for you to see. So like it's just weird. Our hair journeys, our makeup journeys are clothed journeys are clearly it's just And I posted up myself and this I said to me in the picture. He said, are you getting better with age or are you making more money?
And I said both of them? But yeah, nah, Like it's crazy because they just showed a picture of like Beyonce from two thousand nine and two thousand nineteen, and even Beyonce's difference and glow up is so different because she also, I think it takes time when for one, like I didn't really understand we were entertainers or we worked like in this in this space not not back then. No, I didn't know what it meant and podcasting was different then.
Now you gotta come out the gate branding yourself and ship like it's so different. But I talked to this guy um who I'm working on the future right and like so basically the marketing materials and stuff like that. He was a consultant that like streamlines it. And what I really appreciate that he said to me was like, you're gonna You're a black girl who talks about sex,
and you're young and you have tattoos. And he's like, no, one, like people are gonna treat you how they think that you are supposed to be treated and based on your visuals and he said it. I was like, what do you do? What does that mean? Like you're telling me like the braids maybe too much and Dida. He was like, absolutely not. I've like looked through your stuff. I've looked at your stuff for the last four years that you have an online presence, and the braids are clearly your look.
You know what your look is and now you stick to that look and everyone else adapts to it. And whether people think that braids are a certain things or not is up to you to change. You look better with braids. On the Phonebraid was telling me you look bredder with braids. You're received better with braids. He's like, it fits your face more, that's your thing, and you stick to that fucking thing. And he's like, and then people know and like how to find you. I'm not
gonna lie, that's been even. Well, we're changing our cover art, but the caricatures that we were looking at like they didn't know what fucking hair to give me, because if you go to my page, I have a different hair like color, style, texture almost. But I found that interesting because I think you change your hair so much that I like it. But he was saying, you are doing something new in a visual space, and people need to feel like they can find you and know who you are.
He's like, when I look at or looked up Wheezy and saw you a straight hair or your own hair, he's like, I'm confused. And he's like, so we need to understand who we're looking at. He's like, keep your fucking braids at all times. I agree. I thought it was cool. I agree, well again if y'all want to see the braids or my ever changing year again. And that's why she said about and I gonna hold you. I live in like a place with no hair store, bitch, they don't even do a cylic nails, and I read
not have got to be. So y'all gonna get ahead in the next two weeks because the bitch a ladies, edges and babies is not going to see the lace. I don't even have a duyne read in walking distance to me. You literally said, I'm going to move to a place that happened everybody. I have. I have Starbucks, I have Duncan, I have a post office, I have everything else but a goddamn hair store and also not a place that does a crylic nails. They do like
dip s and s expensive. It no give me my anymore, right, Nah, I'm yeah the way I'm away anyways, again, we are dropping merch on the fifth. That's February fifth, so get your horrible decisions merch. I also have my own merch coming uh, it will be after the launch, So save your coins. Um not gonna step on toes over here, but just save your bank You call your coins, say well, I'm gonna take all the coins, but from everybody at this point, but save your coins for the w D
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going to leave you guys with a five minute bonus clip. Now, thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of That's why we don't have an intro, because we got an out all right by horrible alrighty. My favorite Sex and the City sex scene was when this guy had really bad come and Samantha didn't wanna fucking swallow has come. So he was like, you know, what's going on with you? Like why you can't like what's up? And she was like, yeah,
it tastes really bad. He's like, no, it doesn't. She's like, yes, it does, and he's like, no it doesn't. You just don't want to do it, and that's where she goes, they don't call it a job for nothing. She said, fine, I'll give you like to make your promise if you can handle the taste I'll do it, and she fed him his own come and he looked like he wanted to throw up. It was that's funny. Bastard was fucking hilarious. Do you have anything memorable, bad or good from the
show that you enjoyed? Um, I can't remember, but I know there was a scenor issue in the bedroom between Charlotte. That's red hair, right, No, that's Miranda, Miranda. So Miranda and her partner, the little geeky guy with the glasses. Uh, he was either coming too fast or couldn't get up. That was Charlotte, right, Yeah, she just hasn't never had hair. But I know what you're talking about her husband and they never had sex, and they just never had sex.
And I think that there was just a conversation where, of course, I think Samantha may have came to It's so crazy because for even like your most vanilla friends, like I have a lot of friends that aren't as sexual as me. And it's so odd because they find me to be almost intriguing with the ways that I've
used sex. But anytime it comes to dating relationships, how they engage with a man, whether it be in the bedroom or out of it, they really listen to my advice on it, and it's just so crazy because sexually, I'm so different from them, so I wouldn't think And it's funny even when we get all the emails of people saying I'm a virgin and I love listening to you guys, or I'm not as kinky but I'm getting there.
It's just weird because I'm just like, you really want some sex advice from my holes, but you don't operate in the same way that I do. And it's crazy because I don't know, they find some sort of confidence in liberation from feeling like they can really take advice from my ho s. And it's just it's just interesting because I do feel like they feel right, go ahead,
what happened. It's interesting like the friends when because I have a lot of friends like that to you know, shout out to, you know, and Christopher and James, like a lot of them are very super chill. And and Brianna said something to me that I found interesting because we were working on the segments for her show and you know, taking it to linear and she said, you know,
wholesome is the new edgy. There's so many and I don't think she meant in a way like there's so many wheezies, there's everybody wants to be like this that it almost makes Wholesome the new edgy. And I was like, wow, it's such a great point because can I just know where the funk she came out with the with you being wholesome, I'm confused with this whole analogy. We were talking about Brible for Brihanda and and she said, what's great about this show is Wholesome is the new edgy.
She said, there are so many wheezies or people that will come like they have came before me and that will come after you, that'll be just like you, but there's not a lot of me. And she's absolutely right, Wholesome is as edgy and that's what makes and she's right her so attractive. Right when we were talking about a TV network deal that she's been discussing and even just talking about portraying her on her podcast, and she's like, I don't even want to well I said it. I
was like, I think cursing should come from your be mic. Right, Like Brihanda has such a vibe in my head when watch her, and something that we feel from watching her it is the wholesome thing that we don't get from a lot of outlets today, And she's absolutely right. And I think with my friends, I do love the wholesome one's because when I know, if this is just like me, it ain't fun, Like I disagree with that. I love me a good hole ass friends. I like friends. I
mean I don't, I don't know. I feel like I don't know, I I'm I've actually I feel like I maybe sept more away from my wholesome friends more than
my friends where I feel like they get me. Like That's why I said, it's it's weird that even my wholesome friends be asking for advice something so like my whole friends when I'm like really in a crisis, my whole friends think like me, and it's a lot better and easier for me to go to the wholesome friends because they take out their bias and from having that experience, you know what I'm saying, Like, if it's a real thing that's went out of my life, my whole friends
haven't been through ship and they don't think like an exactly. That's why that's why I don't really come objectively know what I mean like I love to talk to Enoch about my fucking throttle issue or something like that, who's like literally never had a three. Simon