Ep 197: Hoecus Pocus

Amy's and Karen's and I mean Ashley. I know that's like I guess every ethnicity name, but the white girls that are following us currently, it's fucking wild. Um man, Hey with a w uh, let's let's talk about that. So two weeks ago we had someone here names Sophia. That's our bitch. Let's just talk about a few rules for this African American show, Jesus, one of which is that there is some N word usage, and by that I mean my nigga. We're gonna say nigga. We're gonna

talk about O niggas, niggas. We fuck niggas with big dicks. I don't know if you've had with one of them niggas, but you can't call them that so much so to wear. I have yet to make up a nickname for my nigga because apparently I just say my nigga every time I talk about I don't know how to come up with a nickname for him. I don't know what they call him. And let's I call him zoom dick. I mean I met him on Zoom. I can't call him zoom Zoom zoom zoom boom boom boom boom Zoopernova, that's

gonna be my name. That's from zenas Zedis looks from fucking the Disney show. The white girls will know that show. So okay, maybe I'm a name my nigga American rules. So ladies have a look at and gentlemen have a look at a man named Dr Umar and I want you to watch. I want you to watch highlights when he said this isn't African's ownly live. Let me explains horrible decisions to you. When we started this show, I actually told Mandy like I want this to be for everybody,

but turns out it's not. Well. I was quick, like man them crackles, I don't say that word. I love I love Tris gits, wheaties, all of them. However, this show is for black people. We encourage white people that are trying to understand us, understand what pisces us off, and also who are woke and can feel or have black friends or want something close to that. Right, maybe you live in you talk like Sophie and you ain't really see a niggas like that either. We are having

to be a part of this experience. But what you need to do is respect the space. And space is a black one, so Latina adjacent, and and and and Indian adjacent and any other color in between. But this is something that's for us. This is why Horrible Decisions is what it is. We made this sex pod and have turned it into what it is because we realize that there aren't areas for people that are like us, look like us, and that have these same experiences enjoy them.

You guys love a Dave Chappelle, he'd be talking about some nigga ship. You don't get either, So welcome to our black ass world. And just that you're not going to police these comments. I'm trying to defund the police, bitch, So you're not about to come in these comments and say what if Sylphia did that to you? Well, she won't and she can't. It's not her. She sheds with

the ship, my nigga. Ironically, that is one right that whites do not have, so fucking like, yeah, no, there were a lot of comments that came about talking about oh my god, y'all came out there with your white voices and oh my god, yes, like you cannot appropriate us, although y'all are black, fishing the funk out of here trying to be black women want to be so Sophia was really funny. I wrote her like last night, I was like, bitch, what the fund is that? With these comments?

She's like, dude, I don't know. I feel like a lot of our stool like racists just followed me. Yeah. They just came in there and tried to you know. But I will say this, she was Hella comfortable. She was She didn't one moment like we made her uncomfortable. She was down. I think she she wrote with the punches and we made it fun um. So yeah, just know that. Also, if you want to hear about me fucking white guys, I think the first seventy five episodes I was on A would go into actually, okay, and

I might throw one in there for you. Okay, I might because now that I'm moving back to Elliott, you know, I might. Wait. Hospital Dick was white, right and he wait, hospital Dick is black as fun. Oh I don't know what, Andrea, Okay, well, Jeus was the last white guy then, so technically they might be able to get up to like episode hut and heaves with the hospital to his big old cat, which that dick was so big. I laughed when I saw it. I think I said. I was like, I

don't know you caying it? And then he used to tell me about like women he's dated and jeeves super woke, so he's not about to be like, yeah, I've been with a black girl. So then he'll like talk about a story and I'll be like, she doesn't sound like you, she sounds like me. And I was like, these are why black girls to do, because you and your fucking

ankle dangling Dick, we're compatible. Also, um shout out to our patrons, those of y'all who are all caught up with horrible decisions and what more bonus content y'all know, y'all can go on over to Patreon dot com back slash horrible Decisions. I just wanted to bring up. We recently had a town hall where again I just want to shout out this man named Marshall. Marshall had the girls in the comments and he found a black queen daring a banda Ashley Madison. If you guys don't know

what that website is, figure it out. It is known for I believe, like having affairs, but it also could be for just like wealthy men and you know, who are looking at a beautiful women and which she was. And what the funny part is is when we were on the town hall with him, do you guys want to hear check that episode out over to our Patreon. But so him and his girl dreampt in and I was like, Marshall, like why you got the black girl because she'd be looking for you, And He's like, no,

I actually she does. Now that is that that's how you right there? Now, White girls listen up normally. I really believe when white boys beating black girls, it's because y'all have been laughing blacking in the food department, and we will figure out how to help you. I want to help all my white I ain't gonna call my white sisters, but my white you know what I'm saying. My friends help them elevate in the food department. But this girl, I think her pussy was so magnificent. He

was like, I'll do the chicken. I'll figure it out. I love it. We'll get a deep friar. We're gonna do this, babe. I love it. I'm here for in and everything. I'm here for it. So today's episode, you guys, we know it's Christmas coming up soon. We're gonna try to talk about Christmas, even though you know I'm I'm kind of Jewish. So I was about to say, you don't even celebrate. You do, but you don't, right, So

this is what happens. Did I ever talk about when I was growing up, how my mom would trick my dad into thinking, No, I didn't. I don't think so, for those of you don't know, my mom is black, my father's from Israel. My dad was super against us doing Christmas stuff because my I'm converted most Jews very you know, religious Jews you have to convert in order to marry. So my mom converted, and you know, but she was still going to church on the side and ship so we moved into this big gass house when

I was growing up. You remember the house. My mom was like, hey, no way, I'm not doing Christmas decorations. So the Jew that my father is, my mom comes up with the best lies she could. She comes downstairs. She was like, look, we're going to get fined by the homeowners association if we don't put up Christmas lights. It has to be a treat, it has to be light. But it's illegal, it's illegal. She's like, we have to

do it. My father takes me in the car. We go to woman, get everything, get something to get to everything, and we fucking put these lights something. And I felt so bad. And you know, my dad kind of big hand, no athletic man. He was up on that ladder and his ship, Christmas bows, everything. So the one thing that they decided on was blue and white like Israel colors. So now, so now what we do is every Christmas because when I was working at nine to five, it

was the time I had off. We just say we're giving our Hanka gifts on this day because of my It's so funny. I don't know if it is me just being in New York, or if a lot of men I'm dealing with have a checkered past. A lot of the men I've dated recently, including I'm not just gonna include I'm not gonna name names, but over the last I would say six years, majority of them have been Muslim. Really, yes, what does that say about you? I don't know. And I'm like, they all go to jail.

I just don't understand how I'm meeting all of these black men because growing up in Florida Islam Like yeah, like like they don't that's but but it still does count. I'm like, damn, but like a lot of them do not celebrate Christmas. So like I'm even getting to where I'm like, even my partner now, I'm like, uh so we don't exchange gifts on the December because it's December. Deaths it. We don't have to name it a Christmas interesting,

But I'm being a day everything club listen. So I'm just like, damn, I really am noticing that for the last couple of years, my nigga, what everybody I had a nigga like me, are you my nigga? Nigga? Y'all don't even know at one point, you know what I mean? At one point, I even had a Muslim bay on the show. Remember I was talking about him. Oh yeah, he took you to He took me to a motherfucking vegan spot and really tried to school me on why bacon was so bad for me. He was Muslim, you

know what? To me, So he doesn't eat bacon, but he respects the fact that I do. He's not gonna tell me what I can. I can make greens and bacon. No, so now I do smoked turkey and my greens when he comes over, even my uh my cabbage, I do smoked turkey. I donna don't. Don't we gonna help y'all with a look greens, uh recipe. But no. But to me, it's just like, okay, how Muslim are you? If you eat shrimp and you pussy and eat some pussy. So

I'm like, you know, I won't eat bacon. But I mean, Muslim Islam is the biggest religion in the world, I think, right, yeah, Oh, I don't know on it. Maybe I think I learned that from facts. No, I mean, I'm gonna be real with you. I do find Muslims. To me, I've dated maybe one or two, and I did think that they were the most at peace people. Oh my man is

so at peace. And that is one thing like I don't know if they're learning that through Muslim and and by the way, maybe that through Muslim, I'm being learning that through Islam. I'm sorry, but I was gonna say, I don't know. We've had a conversations about having a Muslim girl on UM. I've also wanted to have anyone UM if you know you know anything about FGM for those of you don't know, that's female general mutilation. UM.

There's some Muslim communities that do still do that. So I really have been wanting to have somebody come on and discussed out with us. But no, I feel like Muslim people are more at peace than men. I've always found them to be more respectful and chivalless, and they just fine. It's like a whole bunch of Malcolm X. I don't know what's going on, but they're really intellectual and fine. That's what it is. Maybe they maybe it's an easier read then the Bible, because that ship is

far out. It's like fucking reading Shakespeare. Try to give it a try. One time I was I was in a hotel the no bullshit, and the electricity went out right my phone died. It was fucked. I was in Miami. I was like, what am I going to read in here the Bible? That ship is born as hell? We don't need because I'm telling you right now, I fucking read one page and I was like, no, you only got through one page. Is why they sin because they can't finish it. What is it? Is it a reversed

or revised or the King's one? Whatever the new ship is. I'm telling you right now, I don't know how people get through it, Like people be knowing stories and quote and ship, and I'm like, who told you? I told you I used to do that admissions. We had to recap it. And then I got a little bit. I felt dumb, I'm sure. Also I was with someone if you if you're listening to the show and you remember, I don't know who it was, who was a little religious.

Maybe he was my homeboy Dennis, and they were like flipped to a page in the Bible, let's point to it and see what your fatal be and the fate and the page was something about adultery. Yeah, you're gonna cheat, absolutely, And I was like this left on the right path. How is life? How was life? Well, let's get into it. I know you got a vanilla ship. For those of you all listening to us for the first time, Hello, all of you whites, we have a second I'm sorry,

we have a segment called vanilla Ship. And no we are not talking about your skin. We're actually talking about sex and the news. So give it to be fair. The white people that listen to our decision be lit and they don't do that out and they never do black sense, which is why I really like the white people to listen to this show. Yeah, however, how that catched me outside. However that when I jumped on the stage.

But when we go to the meet and greet, you'd be real quick to tell the white girls bait because they have bigger ass. Yeah. I mean everyone has a bigger as. There's a white woman shape. When you fun black eyes, your mom has it. She got a fat ass. That's the same mom got no as, My mama got titties. Okay, I thought she had hips or something some from the front. Okay, So today's vanilla ship. Men with small penises have this

advantage over well hung guys. So size does matter. When it comes to salary, but not in the way you think. A survey done by Bizarre found that the biggest earners tend to have the smallest penises. It's funny enough, because we said would to determine whether penis proportions comprehend to paycheck size, and e commerce site recruited almost a thousand men to answer questions about work, salary and dimensions of

their manhood. They found that men with penises measuring seven to eight inches earned an average of thirty five thousand to fifty thousand per year. Meanwhile, men with three inch penises the threshold for a micro penis, made an average salary salary of about seventy six thousand on average was definitely larger by some or whatever. Not only double but

four inch penises were more likely to get promoted. However, the well endowed shouldn't fret too much as the eight inch the eight inch size is the optimal size for making a woman climax, so at least there's that. They found that, um, the artists had the highest number of eight inch penises, while bankers had the most micro penises. Damn, artists do be having big old dicks in maybe broke, bitch. I'm not saying Jeeves was broke. Bro You're an artist.

And it's funny because when I think about artsy men and I want to take salary out of this artsy men men that painted Drew wrote Hospital Dick Jeeves the man before that that I dated. I sucked a few Williamsburg niggas. All of them had huge dicks, and we're just like super creative, and I wonder what that Maybe that's why we gotta go pussy. You gotta be creative where artists. But we were both corporate before we elevated above it. That doesn't mean our pussy just changed because

we changed career. I'm fucking better now because you've got more time because if we're not doing a fucking Monday through Friday nine to five, like I literally it's crazy because I've been I think I talked about this on Patren. I've been watching this show called The Industry, and bitch, I gave up a lot of my life to a job, and I was just like fuck. I remember some weeks clocking seventy hours and I was like, how the funk?

I was literally fitting in disappointments at four am and leaving that nigga's house in Jersey to go to fucking Times Square. That ship was crazy. So now you you can kind of enjoy more sex because you're not thinking of all the stress of fucking work. Really, I think so, I mean, I don't know. This is is my thought on that. I think. Okay, I think age played a factor. The older I got, the better at sex I was because I think I knew what I wanted more. I'm

able to tell who's a better fucker. I'm for real, like I could look at someone now and like, I know by the way we have a we know someone, not that you were ever fued, just a mutual person. We know. Two girls into Loom that I ran into was like you know so, and so I was like yeah. She was like his dick is huge? Oh I don't even want to think about that. Have you just don't want to think of it for a second. Does he seem like he has a big dick? Think of the

way he acts? No? Right, No, that was one where I was also I just don't look at men of his caliber I think about whether his dick is big or not. But anyway, I'm bringing it up to say, like there was a moment I shared with him, and I mean, obviously our relationship is platonic, where we were having a conversation and I was like, this motherfucker is confident. It's not the money. He's got a fucking attitude. What is it? And I was like, his dick must be huge.

It has to be used if when you like Sometimes I've just found that when men not arrogance, I'm talking about when like you just like they got a big dick walk. Well, no, there is a big dick walk, but there's a big dick aura. There's big dick energy. It's a real thing. We've talked about this forever a b d E my nigga, Like it's a theme. And that's why I talked hell of shit about gamers because I don't think they have big dick energy. But what

do you mean? I'm just not going to talk about gamers here because I've been getting attacked for almost the last month now because I said that fucking most gamers have mediocre sex. Why do you think that? I just think because no nigga that I've ever dealt with that has dicked me down the way I've been dicked down. Play video games but do you know anyone to play and their dick wasn't that great. So according to my experience and my statistics, that's what I said. And they

took it all offensively. But why why do you think that you just said so? But not only that, I think they spent a lot more time there. I don't think they prioritize correctly. Um, And unless you make millions of dollars as a competitor gamer, I think a lot of them more so fall into the just broke category. What you think people that play video here? I just said, unless they play, unless they play complet competitively, dude, Yes, Mandy,

what I want a lie? I played like a video game, like for an hour night, But that that is not the same as if I had I had a console. That is not the same as a constegain and I fucking have great pussy. I know it, it's confirmed. But if the same is what I'm talking about, like you're bringing something else completely like I'm talking about, but I'm talking about even there was there's there's two things recently that went viral. Uh Thanksgiving Day night, there were gamers

on mattresses outside of Games Stop. They chose to wait for the drop of a console over spending time with their family to me red Flag. Then there was also another woman who in the middle of labor in the hospital guest Fellas we understand, labor sometimes can be hours. He was standing in the labor room playing his video games and she's like, I can't believe he's not even paying the attention as I'm about to give birth to our child. But that's what I'm saying. So again, I

don't have to see here. And again I don't know all gamers personally. Based off of my experience and based off of what I've seen and other women that I know who have dated gamers, this is my taste, so I will say this. The only two guys I've dated that played video games were Jeeves and lover Boy. Great lovers. However, Jesus, Jesus pussy fucking me making out with me. He was awesome at it. He was a great a fucker. I'll

send you this clip, but uh, I don't know. I didn't find and he played some weird ass like Zelda games. Lover Boy like to play basketball games. But I did find it, like unless I spent all day with them, then they'd play video games. Around me maybe right just for like whatever whatever time, but and they're off time for me, that's what they enjoyed. I the only reason I don't think video games are so nuts Like I used to when I was a kid, I didn't like

it too much, like teenager age. But now I just think that there's one a lot of downtime into like it's a release. And now that I live in New York, it's so fucking cold, like you spend less time with people like That's how why I started playing games. You know, I play this diner game. Dude, I'd be up making hamburgers all night. That is crazy that it is dumb, but I like doing it. I don't know, it's like a good When I get frustrated, I start doing it like I feel like it's like a release, like we

all need something else to do. But anyway, so our horror or of this week, Okay, I feel like we don't really center too many tips about gay men unless we have a gay man on the show. But obviously it's because we don't have dicks, so maybe we can't help. But that doesn't matter, because we're going to help you today, to you and your gay mother nast. I only know a few games by name that listened to the show. But here we go. So twelve tips. I'm gonna pick

my favorites. Number one, squeeze your hole when he's inside of you. Well, this could be then just anal sex tips if they're not all about anal um. As bottoms, you definitely need to loosen your hold wide enough to insert. But once it's all in there and you're warmed up, squeeze it. Um, when he's penetrating you, the pressure feels good for him and you both. Um, switching condoms between partners, honest, obviously right now. Hands should always be busy. Um, So

when you're touching their chest, you could be jerking them off. Um. There's all types of thing holding their hands, but keep your keep your hands active during gay sex. I like this one a lot, Maybe even when they're sucking your dick if you could reach, depending on the size, jerking them off. But um, yes, that's right. We all have key gold muscles, right, Um, so make sure you're doing that if you're topping when you're inside, moving it up

and down different places. It could feel really good for someone who's bottoming, especially if they're loose cock rings. Vibrating cock rings can be really really, really really fun because it gives men a full body orgasm. Now, um, spreading your cheeks can be super sexy. Make sure that you're spreading opening that ship up. It could be really hot. Another one that I like is with four play doubling up.

The four play for time and tease. Um, and they talk a lot about missionary anal um I putting a pillow up under your butt to lift you up a little bit easier, I've um for those of you who are maybe considering doing anal, I think we automatically go to doggy style, but I've actually felt it so much easier to take dick missionary. Um. Yes because active, I don't know, but it's way easier for it to go in and it's just more enjoyable for me. I also want to shout out. This comes from Pride dot Com.

I'm not sure if you saw the author of this article. It's Zachary Zane, who was a recent here on the Tips. Shout out to Zachary, shout out to him. Um, I love this tip, Zachary. People kiss the way they like being kissed, so understand how you're being kissed. If they use a lot of tongue, they want tongue in return. If they're deep throating your dick there, that's probably how they like to receive oral Now, this was because obviously this isn't a straight tip, right, but if they're deep

throating you, they probably like being deep throated too. And this is interesting because when I eat pussy, I generally eat pussy on how I like mind being eight That makes sense, right, So I really thought that was good. Um, it isn't always the case because some subs prefer doms, like obviously back and forth, but I thought that was

a really good tip. I do like that tip. Yeah, this episode is all about love spells, and I have talked about on our Patreon episode how I wanted to get a first that I thought was put on me broken in Mexico, and I just kind of felt like I was always depressed and had a lot of anxiety, and I was like somebody put some shi it on me that like it had to happen, right, Like I just was really feeling like that, And obviously I could

be in my own head. But for you witches and breuhas out there, y'all feel me if you're into astrology, I think to any like point in time, like you can feel that sometimes like maybe it really was. So when I was there, she spoke great English and we had a lot of talk about spells, and I told her what I did for a living, and we had a lot of fun. And even though I don't need some of the spells that she talked about and talked about them with her. I also checked in with Amelia

Ortiz shout outs to her UM. She was also on our show who talked about how to break uh chords with someone UM. But if you're going through breakup, I think she was episode eighty eight. So there's a lot of stuff about witches in their power, and what I want to say is anybody can be a witch. Right, this is all of your energy, how much effort you're willing to put in A shout out to maj Gonna. I know she UM helped me feed people out of Mission once from our Patreon. She's a witch. Maybe she

could share some stuff with us. But I found these that I really like and I want to share them. So throughout history, which is back in the day, and you don't already know this, you're about to hear a whole lot of weekly talking about for me because but you know, I don't believe in the spells and the

voodoo and the stars and moons. Well in history, right, so which is in in history, a lot of them were known as adultresses, are known as prostitutes, right, and they would beheaded for that, um, they believed they were using such sex magic. I read a book, um which is Bitches and Something I think, and Kristen came out.

Yeah she was a witch and she talked about sex magic. Um. But yeah, back in the day, which is where people that were sucking, there were women that could just if they were you know, had wide hips and they looked super sexual. They'd fucking put you on tropic being a little bitch. I would have been on yo. Okay, man, I would have to snake because these hips, baby, look

like they childbearing and they're not. But niggas be ready to get up an easy hips baby, Well not literally my hips, but we see my hips spread, which I love being bent over. So there's a few spells that I want to talk about called binding spells. Now, why I want to bring this up is because not only from my Latino friends, I've heard this, Mandy, I know you've heard these two. Nope, I really believe you've heard

this one. Let me see, a lot of people in island culture talk about the binding spells blood in the spaghetti. Oh yeah, okay, and uh p and the T so you never heard being the T one? Okay. So it says in cultures African American, Sicilian folk magic, um An Island Caribbean culture, it is believed that serving menstrual blood to a man will capture his sexual attention. Disgusting. You

don't even need a spell to go along with it. Supposedly, the woman sent is added to the man's consciousness and he'll either become obsessed with her, commit her, commit to her, never stray. Depending on the owner of the period blood and what they're trying to achieve in the intensity of it, the way it works all has to do with pheromones. So in these cultures, men are often worn not to even accept brown food, red drinks, food with brown bread sock because they know that is the thing they do say,

don't don't eat just anybody spaghetti. So that is I don't know if that has to do with the period blood or the fact that Nigga's just be putting sugar in a ship like people cook it differently too. I mean, I don't know. There's another nasty asked one I'm about to read you. Hold on, So here's someone that said this. Lady, he asked me to cook rice for him. I needed to do this, but he wanted rice. I was on. I removed my pad stuck in inside of the water

to make sure the blood bit. This is a lie I made this stupid it is he came back ate the food without knowing. My question is did I do the right thing or did I overreact? Bitch? I guess first off, do you know the toxins that live in a fucking pad? What the funk are you doing boiling the pad with your little blood up in there? I think she should have just did a little diva cup poured it out. But anyway, so here's another one thing. So let me give you a reason why I would

like to do this. This is from another woman. My auntie has been doing it, and she's been married for twelve years. She and her husband are in peace. They don't have kids yet, but her husband is not talking about taking a second wife. And since I got married, I can beat my chest and say my husband has never misbehaved. He worships the ground I walk on. I make his food special, and I know it's wrong. It's not poisonous. If that is the way my marriage will

be intact, I have no regrets. Come o, girl. But see, she says, Look, that's where I feel like spells. So y'all know, I love me some sci fi, and so I watched the Witches and Goblins and all that ship on TV and what they say about specifically these love spells or when you put to spell or like when you go back into the past and change the present. Then stop laughing listing, but this is real ship. Does this sci fi anything? It ain't fitnessy. It's science fiction.

Nigga's just say it. But anyone. But anyways, when I watch these type of shows, there's always a consequence. So even when you like do something like if she put a love spell on her, nigga, that's probably why they don't have kids. It's a consequence to us. I tell you, guys. Amelioriti said to me, okay, and I really trust Amelia a lot. As far as spells, I believe Amelia Millia is clairvoyant. Um if you want to follow her e

the real one or ether real or whatever. Um. Yeah, she said these spells are very dangerous because talk about because while they could work, you don't know what you're gonna get. Okay, you don't know if you're gonna get an obsession. You don't know if it'll be on hell feet. I was about to say, and we see how Lifetime movies and the man may never he may never forget you in a way that you don't like. I want to shout out this one person. Let's shout out of

black business. There's a woman I've been going to, Cynthia. I hope you get everybody bitch things that she have said to me. I'm gonna say this one thing she said to me, Maddie. She told me a large sum of money was coming to me and I needed to be patient. The next day we got paid after but we also been signed that contract. The next day we got paid off, and I was like, Okay, this doesn't

count because we signed a contract. That night, I got an eight thousand dollar refund in eight thousand dollar refund from a building I lived in in Orlando that said I overpaid. That said there was something wrong with my apartment, like it was niked. I did not expect at all. I thought it was an heir, right. She told me two other things that happened that were right, and I was. When I was first talking to I was like, Na, she don't know me, she's too young, like whatever. Like, anyway,

I'm gonna tell you guys her Instagram. Her name is Cynthia underscore Roy. I believe she'll read some cards for you for a cash app or you can do a full session with her. She's a wreckie healer, tarot reader. When she said, I really was shocked, Mandy. I mean it was back to back and I was like, yo, she had just told me the ship. So anyway, I gotta call her tomorrow. But so Tarot cars, if you guys know, I think there's a deck of like forty two or fifty five or some ship like that. To me,

that be bringing spirits and demons into your life. Well don't I don't want to. You have to believe in the light, dude. And that's the thing, Like you're believing in the light doesn't mean it's going to be positive or doesn't mean you're not gonna insert negativity or demons or spirits into your life that weren't there before because you because you open in a portal. Yeah, that's what this comes from. Charmed in all of my Side five shows, I would never and that's the thing, Like I would

never do. So I do my ship on myself, you know what I'm saying, And like I need to protect myself. I need to open myself to certain things or be a better communicator, take out feelings of possession and things like that. And like, I think that the reason that it works and that I won't have ill wills because I'll never do it on someone else. What am I going to be? Like, I hope a fucking building crashes

on her. Like, no, I would never do that. I think that that's where you get the return, which is why sometimes the binding spells I think are a little nuts. But I want to bring light into myself and then I believe it will come back to me and I think it has. I want to bring a dick into myself and that's about so anyway. Um, with the Tarot cards, to let you guys know, with tarot readings, each suit

has fourteen cards. Um, they have face cards. There's there's um cards that basically can tell you about your fate. They can tell you about your money, they can tell you about the happiness that you'll have, and um the history it's an Egyptian thing. They date back to Egypt. And people that can read these cards or pull these cards, you know, when they're shuffling them, they'll they'll meditate on for you. And I believe that's what Cynthia did for me.

She had to say on those cards, pull them for me. I told her, like, you know, whether it be love or money or career or whatever. They basically try to figure out what these cards pulled in what regard for you. Um, So that's taro if you ever start doing taro anyway, And she's black, So that's um. The next spell I want to talk about is kissing spells. Now, my mother told me, um that if you kiss a man on the eyelids, he'll never forget you. Have you ever heard that? Nope?

So I asked Amelia or Tease. I was like, have you ever heard this? Because I wanted to make sure to do and stuff that was like well known, and she was like, yes, I have heard of that. So I'm not gonna front I did it once on someone when I was younger. Every year I hear from him. Every few months I hear from him. He tells me that I never forget him. He never forgets me. I mean, in this person been with someone else, and like he's always very drawn to me. And I wondered if that

was it. And when I did it to him, I was like really serious about it. He was sleeping. I kissed him on both eyelids and I was like setting in intention at the time. And I don't know if the ship works or pussy dagger, but here's where you can use your mouth. You can use kissing to create spells, kissing to charge objects. If you guys are a crystal lover, I know you have a crystal ring all right, even wearing it. Um, what is that is that? Uh? It's

paint Rose Courts. Rose Courts A bitch, don't know. So I just got it out of Limrt Park. Shout out to Milan. My home girl. Uh owns a an all black like African shop in Lamart Park and there's a ton of other black owned businesses and I just went in there and I really liked it. Oh well, So crystal is the way that they work, you should be charging them in full moons. Um, that's the sits on my bar, do my liquor, do my liquor bottles, charge my crystal or not, but maybe that's your high energy.

So like charging crystal should be in full moons is a great time to do it. But you can also charge crystals. With a kiss. You send your emotions and your energy into the object. Love is a good emotion or any positive energy, but do not kiss toxic stones. Make sure that you're kissing the right ones. Spells ceiling, you can use kisses to seal spells for like jars and bottles. Placing a kiss like it's an invisible steel, You stamp the energy, you lock it in and many

live over here. Kissing the eyelids is a big one for a remembrance ritual. Okay, there's another morning one. If you're like grieving or someone's past or break up or whatever, you can end a ritual with a blown kiss. Or if you have like a paper that you're writing on to do your spell, you can release it and close it with love and sincerity. Um and also for thinking as someone who uses tarot cards or any um says divination tools. You place gentle kisses at the side of

the deck after using them to bond with them. So if you have a really good card that's given you something good, probably like money. One. Maybe Cynthia kissed that ship bit because I got any way, the kissing works. So what about kisses on the forehead? I told you I love him, my nigga kiss me on the forehead?

Is that just like an act of affection? I think that the forehead is something delicate about me fucking under whatever spill I They always say, men that care about you kiss you on the forehead, right, But here's what about the forehead kisses that get us? This is just my own head. We kiss people in the cheek all the time. Yes, we kiss people on the lift one we're sucking them, but there's not on time. Okay, true, but um, I've kissed a lot of people in the

mouth whatever. Right, when you're kissing the forehead, I think it's just another place on the body that's like If not, it doesn't get any attention really, and it could be a platonic thing. Like my father kisses me on the forehead and it makes me feel really loved, And I think it's almost like a makes you feel safe thing. I don't know. There's there's something about it that feels very gentle for and and and I've only had men

ever kissed me on the forehead. My father, I love my lover is like my um let me think hospital Dick always used to me on the forehead at night. I don't even know if you noticed that, but like he would do that a lot. I think it's just maybe because I kink it was tall. Who knows. I was about to say, maybe it's just my na tall. Um. Okay, there's a few things low effort, witchcraft. Okay, carrying a crystal that matches your intention for the day. This is

I think a good one for you, Mandy. If you don't want to like go out there and humla everything. You know what I'm saying, do not You could do little things. So if you have a I think it's Rose Courts on your crystal. I'm not sure, but that's a love one. So like carrying it with you if you need to feel some love that day. Things like that. Um, they say, using herbal soaps instead of I used Dr Browner's so and I got a mint one right now? So does that count. I don't know. I got the

pink one in the brown one. Why don't you google it? Did? Um? Carrying things with you that match your intention for the day. Um, herbal teas can clear your body. Girl, I'll just be taking a throat coat. I do like coat and meditating the last ten minutes of the day. Ending the day with meditation, which I do. That's good. Does that count as masturbation? Yeah, sext bit. Do you know I did some sex magic the other day? Okay, let me tell

you so. You guys know I've been working in TV and ship and I needed my green light in my contract to come because I'm talking to these niggas this march bit. I found the logo for Fuse, found the colors. This is no bullshit. And I know you'll probably listening because we're working together. Now. I'm sorry. I funk with y'all too. I have a great team I used that works with me. We talked twice and we to work on this show. I masturbated thinking of my show, Mandy.

I masturbated. I was minding it. I said the name of my show, and when I was coming, I was like thinking about it was right here at the forefront right fucking here, and Brandon motherfucking called me talking about fucking done deal. Are you ready? Are you ready to hear this? I was like, I already know because I played with my pussy to the ship. I didn't tell them that, but like, bitch, are you making that ship happen? How are you making things? Call me and everything? Um, okay,

I need to do that. Then we know what the sex magic is great? Can I do it with someone or doesn't have to be masturbation? I think if you're doing it with someone, maybe it should be a goal for both of you. But like official box owner, right, it's all about the pussy. I know. That's what I was thinking. I have goals for it next year, and I think I'm gonna even like showcase my journey. Like, for whatever reason, five hundred thousand and sales has just

came to my mind the last couple of weeks. So I'm like, some numbers that's literally and I don't know why. I just the last there's a few numbers that come into the five thousand. Is that a fucking no? But I think you should masturbate to that number. Yes, maybe I can do that. I think I think either whether it's like maybe half a million, like think that when you're playing with your pussy. Maybe do it in the room where the boxes are, like have it around, yes,

scored it all? Somebody bocks, oh jeer so other things that can help your spells. Okay, there's some numbers I want to tell you guys about. People will talk about what we keep seeing whatever. There's sets of numbers that mean things when you're looking at them. The first one one one one, and encourage you to keep following your spirit. Um. When you see this, you have to listen to your gut.

If you see one one one around you or a lot of ones, know that that's telling you to go to the right place, that you're on the right track, or follow that track that you're thinking about too too. Two is the exact right place the right time, Um, Trust in what you want. Do not think of things that you do not want. When you see three three three, I mean to two sorry too too too, number three three three three, mind, body, and spirit. You need to focus on all three aspects. Don't get neglect one for

the other. Think about everything in total looting. When you're in a threesome, I like that what I mean or the bitch in the or the two bitches. I mean, you know what I mean in each of them in yourself four or four or four. I actually see this one a lot too the album. So this one is a protection one. This makes this will let you know that you're being protected, not know hope will sent out to protect them. Let me tell you why I like this one. Mandy mentioned five. Maybe you need to make

it five d thousand, five thousand whatever. I can't say five. Five is change and the change is occurring when you're seeing this number. Something is about to happen to you. Six six six, Now we know that's just bad. Look it says it takes step back. Yeah, chill, bro chill, seven seven, seven, lucky releasing fear. It actually says you need to release fear and look forward with excitement. Let

your fear go. Eight eight balance. You are in harmony with the universe, you're thoughts in your actions, and this is a cool one. UM means wrap it up. It's a loose end. Let it go. It does not serve you prepare for the next level because you should not be seeing now another one. What if my nigga got a nine in Dick let the ladies go and he's sleep, not keep him and let the other ones go. So sage, we talked about sage. Everybody knows it's supposed to clear.

You want WOWT WOWT. If your sage when you are watching your sage or candle smoke rise. If it goes up, the energy is clear. If it goes north, it has downloaded the wisdom that you need already. If the smoke goes down, it means there's a shift coming. You need to be more passionate, send more love where you need the healing because something's about to change. If it goes east, the energy has been cleared and moved through, and if it goes west, a transformation is needed. Because you should

have the funk up now. Moons December, it's in a few weeks and there's a full moon coming. You're gonna do a spell or if anything is going on, this is what it's for. The full moon is for protection, fertility, psychic ability, so you may be able to feel like you know something's coming, romance and knowledge um and a lot of people do decision making on these moons. If you need to do protection spells on yourself, this simple

spell is going to give you some protection. Rosemary, lavender, fresh basil mint, Mandy has it, dr browners and a handful of salt. You take a bath, you put those herbs in there and you basically, uh, you step in it for a few minutes before getting in, you sit and soak while you visualize what you need. Pick up the protective energy because this is a protection bath. When you're done, you save a bit of the water and the herbs and a bowl and you throw it outside. Also,

whenever you do a bath like this, sounds like a lot. Bitch, Are you're trying to get paid or no? This half million dollars? Would you not do this? Ship It sounds like a lot. Okay, well, anyway bit protection after Okay, so let me tell you about the the last spell we're going to talk about today. This is a little crazy, but if you have someone, this could be a return to me spell. Also, if you're trying to bring an old nigga back, if that nigga left, you leave him,

let him be. Maybe you left him then I really don't want him back if I left him. I think if you leave a nigga or he left you, let that nigga go. Not always but if it's your twin flame, he's not. If we left each other, that's not true. Explain. I'm gonna explain right now. Mandy. You're ready. You're ready. My psychic told me that you are one of my twin flames, and I said, ain't no way in hell. I said, there's no way she is. She said that there's a woman in my life that I have an

intense's kept coming back. No, it wasn't her. I'm gonna tell you why. I wasn't. Why did she say my name? Did she say my birthday? She ain't say me be She told, listen to me, Well, I believe it was Mandy. I'm gonna you Here we go, so your twin same which is coming in your life? She said, I have intense energy with this person. It goes all the way up and down, good or bad. Me and Scissors aren't

like that. She said, it gets really really good and it gets really really bad, and that my twin flame and I had a separation phase and we were brought back to each other for good. And I was like, that's not Scissors, because she's never left me. You and I stopped being friends her and moved to New York. The point is we will always saying each other's live. You and I left each other, and so we started a podcast. Now we made in Mexico. She listened to

the show. She saw your Instagram. You're welcome. Okay, we're twin flames. She's lying, but anyway, So basically she was saying, here's why I thought it was you. I thought it was scissors too. But she's like, you had you have immediate connection with this person. You have a very intense energy. And she was like, it's up down, up down, up down, up down. And then she said I had a separation period and now they're back, and I have to know that they're back for good and it's for the better.

And I was like, I don't really understand who. And she was like, this is gonna bring you, but I don't really understand. Maybe your twin flame hasn't come back yet. Mandy, are we not making more money? Are we more Ritans? We got together? You want to be my soul? So you all want to say it, So this o male, what do we have? Mandy? Tell the truth? Do we not get together and start making Maverick Mitcha took a while before we started making mad brit Okay, so what's

your point. You came in and cost the money up front. It isn't investment investments. Normally you spend money and you should see your return. The point is, so it was an investment on the twin flame at Oh, you're my twin flame and I'm gonna get us matching that coast says, maybe we should make it a new horrible decision design with a little fire signs. So this week's home God you love me? Oh, I don't know. I didn't give the return to me spell. Oh, go ahead. Also disclaimer,

I don't think anyone listening should use this, but go ahead. Well, like I said, Ameliorities said that, um, you need to be careful when you do these. So there's a few different return to me spells. You can write names on a paper, look that one up on YouTube. But this is the one I have with the string. This with the Mexican lady told me. This is to have someone think of you r contact you. You need a string that represents your target and a string that represents you.

You sit quietly, run your fingers through the string. You think for the perfect scenario for the person contacting you. For the next week, you not the string that represents them every time you see them or hear from them, whether online, on the phone, in person, whether you're looking at a photo of them. If they pop up, you start basically nodding the string. You stop tying the knots when you tie the knot the same number of times that you want them to contact you in a week.

So if you want to talk to them every day, send them seven knots and no more. Also during that week, not it when you think of them, and at the end of the week, braid the knot to the two sets so they're together. Wear it or carry it till your desires feel if it wears out, burn it and repeat the spell. This way too many steps and it's

just too complicated for me. Wait, if he calls you or if she calls you, you have to bury the cord because you need to just be done with it because it happened and you got what you wanted, and you can't keep the ship around and confuse the universe. So that's the return to me. But you just confuse me. Now, go ahead, twin playing what what what? What? Say? It can't be it's not it. It's her I'm not that.

I'm telling you we don't have intense and now have intense up and down, had intense up and downs during your whole throuffle. I don't think it was intense like that you and I fight and we was intense. Have you seen us when we are it wasn't it like that? You also because you were also then eating her bussy bitch is different like niggas, Like I have intense arguments with niggas that I don't have sex with because the sex calms down the intensity. So because you was sucking hurt,

it calmed down the intensity. See. I feel like hospital Dick is my twin flame for a man like romantically, but he's my twin flame. Hospital thick is my twin flame romantically because it's way fucking too intense and he always comes up and everybody's always there, like it's always a thing. And I think when she said it came back for the good, I was like, oh, because we

got paid, we got my red. And I think there's another thing that factor too, which made me think that when she talked about like, um, the change, like everlasting changing in the relationship. If we didn't start a podcast, I would not think about entrepreneurship. I'd never started thinking about writing, so I think, Yeah, I thought I was going to be a nine to five text selling hole for the rest of our life, taking four weeks vacation. I really do. But now Mandy, I don't know why

she doesn't accept our faith, accept our fate. I've been trying to accept that we were going to wrap up with homemail. She loves me. Mandy isn't denial you guys, y'all are gonna tweet us about this. I'm telling you, she knows. Are you? Are you reading homeler a mine? You're reading homel You picked that? Damn? How I want to do this? You outline? I just want to make funny comments. All right? So here we go the missing plug. Thank you for sending pictures, bitch, because you know I

need him. It's a little bit longer. Here we go. First, I want to congratulate you on all your endeavors and success. Thank God that you guys are twin flames. I've been listening to your ladies since the beginning, and I love seeing black women involve home. Please forgive me an advance of This is lengthy and has grammatical errors. This is why I'm writing this while coming down from my high

Oh God, girl, what kind? Anyways, you guys are my best friends in my head, and when this ship happened to me, I couldn't think of anyone to share this with. My name is Jordan. I'm two years old from Florida's Tampa. To be exact, in my last relationship, I had a lot of anal sex. My ex was very well endowed, had the longest, thickest, heaviest dick I've ever laid eyes on, six three sixties pounds. Must this damn and first and only Tampa, yea first and only got to suck me

on my ass. He's very aggressive and nasties. I'm sure you can imagine how much stretching and prepping to get it up my ass. Anyway, it's been a year and I was feeding to get this booty hole stretch and I was at home smoking when my fine d redhead Drugslino. Well I like her told me he was in town all this way from Florida. Jesus Cray, So, who the funk am I to turn downson? Hed girl, I hopped in my shower started training my asshole with this anal plug trainers that I bought, and this has a set

of three where they gradually get bigger. Most do well, we we're not going to drop him because they didn't pay for her. And at this episode, which by the way, he has a good seven inches with a nice thicker still significantly smaller than my ex damn, I decided to leave the biggest plug in my ass so he could see that ship while he ate my pussy. That's cute. I get to his place where vibing, smoking and laughing, and all of a sudden, he starts feeling in my

thighs and telling me it was like my pussy. I let him slip my clothes off and I spread my ass so he could eat it from the back. He did, of course, started ton of sucking my asshole. Immediately, I was concerned because I didn't feel the plug come out, so I started touching my ass and I noticed I don't feel the plug in my ass, and I'm having a mini panic attack, and I heard him say, you want me to put this dick inett ass? And girl, all my panic melt away. I let him drill my ass. No,

you are a why old bitch? Wait? Wait, without checking the bed. But she's in Florida and she young, my bad Jordan, but knew a dumbass bitch. So anyway, as we started cleaning up, I can't back to my senses, and I say, so, where'd you put the plug? And then Nika looked at me and said what plug? And I explained to him that I had it in on the way over, and we both grew more worried. It couldn't be inside of me, right, I'd have to my goodness, my goodness, that's so far just thinking about it. I

just want to know something will come out. Okay, I would have felt the plug go that part of my ass, especially since I had his whole dick in there, so a long story shirt. We both started looking. We can't find the plug, and I told him I had to lead and did ninety the whole way home. My stomach was cramping, so I had to run up three flights of stairs, popped the squat on the toilet low and behold, that fucking club came out my booty hole and into

the toilet. I had never been so perplexed in my life. I just want to know have y'all heard of something like this happening. Has a plug ever been stuck up when y'all's asked, this is the first time this has happened in all my years of doing, you know, with my ex which is why it wasn't able to go out my ass. My booty hole, ain't that loose? I promise. I just need to know as it's ever happened. I

need to know I'm not alone. Now here's her, big boy, that's a big gass booty, but it's septim ring of her. But doesn't matter the size of that bootle. Nine, Yes, my booty hurt. The next ay, yes, I'm sure. Did you just shoot it out of bututlow the one that I was going to mention It's never happens to myself, but I did want to bring up we had an episode with Lauren Lauren. I was gonna Lauren who ran a sex store, who said that someone called with a plug stuck up their ass and she told him to

get better but he got it out. Yeah, that's um, it happens. So nothing has ever got stuck up my ass. But I also for anyone that is using the dilators, especially without you being sure the size of your boot hole. I would say, get the ones with the rings on the outside so that you do have something to pull out. I would say, um, and if you aren't into hardcore anal sex, I think you're fine using the different ones.

One of the I do want to share. I stayed on the Patreon town hall just a little later to talk with our pay trends, and I did actually get a tip from one of the guys. He actually suggested to use a glass but plug because the silicone ones actually get sticky and actually can pull and just start to be uncomfortable in your I get that. So he actually said the glass ones allowed for an easy either. I just love the glass ones because I think they

are cleaner, they're more stuff doesn't get stuck on them. Um. I do want to just say, there's a Reddit thing I pulled up, by the way when I read your email. I love Reddit for like all her medical ship, I'm like, do I have cancer? Funk my empty? So your ass is specifically made for fecal matter to come out, right, even though we fucking y ask, it's just saying that

it is made for stuff to come out. So you're a lower digestive digestive track is specialized to get that shipped out of there, and they'll do it with great efficiency. But small colon, small muscles along your colon will spas them to push down the ship. Right, so it'll spas them. And what it does because there's two sphincter mustard muscles in your anal canal. The inner one is not under conscious control, so it's basically trying to prevent leakage. The

external one surrounds that. So what happens is because it's trying to like us, like when it spasms, it could push something up. So when you shove something up there, your body isn't equipped to handle it. Things stretch in ways they aren't meant to, which creates trauma, and the muscles basically designed to move stool down just do the opposite because it's contracting, so it kind of just sucks it back up. Um. It's a muscle spasm when something

gets stuck because your ass is only going one way. UM. So basically, yeah, it'll sustay in trauma to the muscle and the clamping and the nerves will do it deeper um, but what comes up will come down. UM. So it takes a lot of react um relaxing I think injector Zoe has told me some fun stories over dinner about like people getting stuck and ship uh stuff with it.

She talks about batteries a lot of magnet I think we you shared that as far as like one of the things that they see in the e R with weird sex, that people put those things up there as it's just weird. I just don't understand, however, I mean, I also did have a guy fuck his asked with a with a fucking wave brush before, so you never know. People just literally put anything in their assholes. Um, guys, if you want to send us a whole mail, go on over and email us. It's horrible Decisions at gmail

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Adella Seppy. We love Eddie. By the way, someone wrote me and uh d M today and told me she hates Eddie. I don't know if you're a real person. There's nobody on this planet who Hey, Eddie is he nothing? Nicest fucking guy. I was like, bitch, are you slow? It was just weird. I did see a clip where you were like Eddie's blacker than you, and I was like, okay, so Edny we were talking about like Eddie was like I hate boats. I don't know if it's because I

can't swim, but don't put me on a boat. I like, well, He's like I can't swim, and I'm like, who's the black one? Now He's like, and I love Jordan's I want to say this really quick. I am still casting for the TV show. You guys, I need two kinds of people that I haven't fit in this yet. Okay, the episodes kind of change every day. I need someone if your grandma or your grandpa I'm not joking, used to strip or work in sex work. I need you. Okay, I will pay your grandma. I won't do it, but

fuse will. We will figure this out. I need an old person that used to be a ho. Not my mom, she's already being used. We need someone that actually worked in sex work. We're trying to find Tank Array some of you know her from Humans of New I think she would be great. Um and other than that, Uh yeah, that's it. You just need a grandpa and grandma. Yeah, dude. I just had this like very like ah ha moment.

I was like, what about somebody old, Let's get an old stripper, and they were like, yeah, we love that idea. I think it's like super multigenerational. So the old home is my mom, but I do need a stripper or someone has specifically worked in sex work. So I'll you send me an email to the Wheezy w t F at Gmail and bring your old ask grandma, grandpa. Awesome and guys, as always, we are going to leave you with a five minute bonus clip from one of our

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And that has been another episode of Horrible Decisions. But so, a man dies during an orgy after using viagra erection cream a sex addict in a Thailand down cocktail of drugs, including viagra, sounds like something I would I would love if someone gave me like a little drink of Thailand like you don't get anyway. Basically, it's called marathon rub. They put it on his penis um. It's an erection cream, and he put it on before he took part in an orgy in which he died of a heart attack.

Forty four years old, collapsed during a monthly rump with friends in a hotel suite and Samu Pracan province, where the police found the erectile dysfunction medication, the cream, the booze and other meds. The cab driver had taken a woman to his room and told his friends an hour later that he was feeling unusually tired. They later found him unresponsive, naked from the waist down. Um, and they said, we do this every month. He came to our sleet and just sweet and just slept on the couch while

we parted. We thought he was tired. After I shook his body, he wasn't responding. In addition, Severn several bottles of whiskey, cans, beer, fried chicken, and dried shrimper on the table as well. They said he suffered a heart attack after having energetic sex. Isn't this is the way you said you would want to go out like this? No, like to death. Also, mahogany I made the outline for that episode. But Wheezy may very much be into this. Someone said sex at a cemetery. Now this just let

us know you're into necrophilia. You need a cat recruit for this. No, I mean like it's weird, but also I would like to die this way. But can I ask you? Um? And maybe we could also ask someone an audience. You guys, feel free to raise your hand. And he's been on clubhouse so long, she's someone in the audience. Yeah, bitch, I'll be on club was like a motherfucker. I wanted to know if this would cause you trauma as someone who was a part of it.

So you're not dying, wheezy, But if you were to have a group sex, Like if I killed somebody with my pussy, would you have PTSD afterwards? I feel like that sells the pussy more like if you let's just say, for example, I'm not and this is fucked up, but like, let me just give you an example. My weed guy. You guys know, well you're here on the episode coming up from Moca fes that I almost fucking went like

I almost died from his weed. And I made a joke in my week guy like you could tell people send me to the hospital, and he was like, I am so Like, imagine if you sucked a guy and he died and the next guy you're about to you'll be like, yo, we gotta re talk. Someone did bring it up. Yes, my mom did have with a guy who had a heart attack and she had to get

him dressed before the ambulance came. So maybe when I get her out of the house because she has a boyfriend now, I would love to hear if she has trauma regarding a man having a fucking heart attack in the middle of sex and her having to pretty much dress a guy who's almost about to be dead while the ambulance comes. Honestly, I really I think your mom is a champion for it. And as someone who works in the medical field alone said my last words need

to be sucking harder, bitch. Okay, hold on. Jamie Williams said this, tell him this pussy caught a body. I kind of like, you know what, I don't know why we haven't yet and weezy, it may take some time to get our tones together as rappers, but I would love to make a horrible decisions. This pussy is a killer type of anthem. I think it would go viral, and I think it would be amazing because he's had a music podcast us for two months and now she's like,

we need to make a song. Boy, I call I feel like I called my pussy a rent snapper, and I know it's a fish, so it's not really good. But my pussy be snapping, you know what I mean? Okay, if if your pussy had to be a food, like, I'm not gonna go with a red snapper. Nobody's about to say I'm a fish bit but but it be snapping like it got that. I understand your pussy can snap, but there's other animals that bite, and I'm not growing with a fish. Let me look this up. I always

google stuff. Cute names for pussy, A kitty cat, a pussy duh. Let me look cute names for vagina. There has to be an article on that a butterfly because it opens Maria. Why would why would they call it a Maria. She's definitely Latina and they always want to bring things back to the Latina community. Okay. Vulverine volve isn't here. And the pink bearded lamb, red wagon, meat curtains, flower fur burger. Okay, I don't like any of these. That's what Cardi B calls it fish lips. Someone someone

said juicy fruit or honeysuckle. I like honeysuckle. That's hot, Miss Kitty. I love that you guys are joining us. Why did you m Z kitty? Miss Kitty? First of all, we didn't ask you for your hot mail scream name. Okay,