Ep 196: It Happened at Mocha Fest

think this was a podcast for you. Welcome to Horrible Decisions. I'm weasy, welcome y'all to see girl Mandy v a k A Tripod Mommy a k A full corp a k A debt beach. I gotta drop the pant to sad and I ain't gonna hold you. I'm dropping it. I'm not pegging at all, Like it's not even gonna ever be an option in the relation you and now and I just yeah, but now, I also just don't like so my man is telling more people that he's with me, and I think it's just being brought up

to him that I'd be pegging people. So He's just like truth. I mean, people call me a white guy fucker and I haven't had one in like that is true. You were you were fucking pink dick. You're right, they still call you a white guy fucker. People just like I don't know why, maybe people that used to listen and don't listen anywhere, but like, I'm forever a white guy fucker. And I'm like, damn, I'm a fucking niggas for a minute, and I lost my Virginia to a

black man. I've only been like two relationships and white guys out of seventeen boyfriends. We all know I've had many more. Okay, fine, I guess I'll still the pay. I think what happened was and when we started the show, I was on a white guy run. You really was for like the first year and a half of the shop, I was doing it like I was getting paid for it. You really were like you was. You saw white guys like this, like when I moved to as some of

you know, we're from Florida. Embarrassing now just I'm not gonna lie like maybe they were from Florida. It's like oh fuck. You know, but you know you're gonna be there when it was a blue state, and I just want to say, maybe did a state they voted for Obama? Oh, I voted for Obama. Still say, but I mean that that's when it was blue. Oh but yeah, I mean, I don't know. When I moved to New York, was just a different type of white boys. They had accents

and ship they look different. They weren't racist, you know what comes out. But anyway, No, well, even when I was getting my makeup done, they're still in year one, so they're like bringing up seven in Lawyer band. I'm just like, they've been like please it looks like and they're like, yeah, lover Boy. They were bringing up lover Boy, and I was like, y'all need to keep just forward, please for good about boys. He sent me a picture or something the other day. It was like a Magnalis fridge.

I'm like, why do you send me this? He's like, you got it for me. I was like, yeah, I forgot you. That's when you know, it was so cool thing. I like being at that place when you're so cool. No, I wanted to say, I do blame Jeezy and Gucci for making me sick. Here's why I get in from Mexico. By the way, if no one, I've been to Mexico City before, but never like this, maybe because I was like always on some party ship. But since you know COVID is happening, stuff closes early, all I was able

to do is eat and do art. I've never had better food in my life in Mexico City, Tokyo, Paris, nothing is in Mexico City. I didn't even know they had some of the best restaurants in the world. Um, the the amount of money you spend on food for the quality of ingredients is like dog. I wasn't shocked. I mean, I had every fucking meal out. It was so good. Anyway, maybe that's why I threw it up. So anyway, Gucci happened, right, I'm so lit. I hire, I hire. I called my weed guy. He brings me

this weed hired he it's dipped in keith. If you guys have ever heard of this, it's some weed crack shit. It's crystallized. Do you know what it dispens? When you round it up, it kind of gets caught a little like a bolder and you can go to see it later, it's like it's like an oil. Okay, it's we dust. This already sounds cracking. No, this is crazy ship and he's Latino. He's not even white. So like I felt

like it was okay, but it's not okay, bitch. I smoke weed over and over because I'm taking Instagram videos at this point. Why y'all trip, I'm sucking lit. I wake up at two o'clock in the morning and I'm projectile vomiting. And if you remember this happened to me once, bro was crazy. I couldn't believe how far my throw up. I'm sorry, is this a trigger warning for throw up? We'll here it is, bitch. The throw up went so far it went to another room. I got a it

was crazy. Oh hell no, here's the worst part. You know what you're feeling both of it coming out at the same time. Wait, feel both of what come out at the same time. The way it was coming out your ass to the more I threw up, the more the ship was coming out. And I was like, no, but yeah, this is how we're starting the goddamn episode. Never probably just mind you and mind and thank god I'm alone, right, but I'll I can tell you, is this nigga's carpet. It's just juststroyed. And how do I

know how much is carpet cost? Was carpet and I could see the throw up on it, and I remember throwing up in a toilet looking at the carpet on the other in the other room. I'm like, it's gonna come out. It's gonna come out. It's gonna come out. It's gonna come out. Everyone knows how much Old Bay loves his apartment and how neat and tidy he is. In particular he is about the ship. Bro, there's baking soda on it right now. It was two days ago. I'm freaking. How I can tell you is it was

violent illness, like bad. My stomach is amazing right now. But I had no energy and we had a shoe yesterday. I couldn't even talk. I couldn't. It was crazy when you're like super dehydrated and had a half of banana yesterday. I had one bite of it to start, and whoever did my makeup was Marcus. He was like, good, good for you, bro, here I go. I was that damn sucking now hack sail bowl like I could smell it, which I was like, okay, that COVID. Now I got

contested for COVID yesterday, right and today. So I got tested yesterday. I woke up. I was like, everybody, I've got it, so just back I'm telling you I haven't. And I didn't want to cancel the shoot until I figured out if I had it or not. So she tests me and I was like, go high up there. I don't care if it hurts. I really think I have COVID and I need to know because I'm gonna be around people today. She tests me, it's negative and

I'm like, something's wrong. You guys are getting a false negative. Go back in there. So now they're laughing at this point, and one of the dudes that was working in the tent those horrible decisions, he's like, damn, you couldn't get this ship many. I was like, well, I'm pretty sure. I was about to say I'm waiting. Uh, I'm actually uh.

I booked a flight to Florida for not only a baby shower, but just to see my family for the holidays, and I'm about to go get tested for the antibodies because y'all I tested for For those of y'all watching and I know we made plans to get in the studio, oh god last month, but I literally tested positive for a month straight. I was going weekly because my other podcast we do literally every Monday, and it was like, we don't care that you don't have symptoms, like you

have to you have to do negative. And then of course in the middle of that, then Joe gets positive. So even though I'm still wait, you know, my negative, then Joe is positive, So then we really can't fucking go to the studio. And I just want anyone out there, even if you don't have symptoms. Like I said, I had no symptoms the whole time, and I literally tested positive for an entire month straight. Like, I took a total of five tests and it wasn't until the fifth

test that I even fucking got a negative. So just go get tested. But also it's hard because, yeah, like you said, you are Rory sound the same. Y'all are both convinced that y'all have it because you have because no one could be sick anymore, and it's not COVID you right, you right? Wit. When I went today, right, there was a little bit of a line and I was like, how must get this line well, bitch, I got it. So I walked right up to the line. I was like, look, I can't be around people. I

think I got the ship. Bitch, I ain't gonna hold you like but it's it's like everything Like I was on Live the other day and a bitch was trying to hold in a call so long. I just like, I sort of, God, I don't even want to call because you know, how do you crying? I don't because I've had so much COVID jokes already. I'm on Live and I'm like, y'all gotta call coming in. You know, kids just started coming but I just swallowed my spit wrong. But they're gonna be like, oh no, but still she

would be regular sick niked. I honestly literally I thought I had food poisoning. I thought I had wheat. Now I have THHD poison it. It's cannabis something y'all wait, you could you could get it? Was weird, Yeah, c HS weed up cannon cannabal cannab anoied hyper mesas syndrome I have. It basically means you've had too much weed, and that's the projectile vomit ship. And it's oh well, that happened with me with an edible. Oh yeah, mostly happened.

Oh my god, so deuring deer in quarantine. This is when I was just like, I'm stuck in my house. Uh my, who gave me the guy? Damn we plug? I want to say, my homegirl destiny and I told her she killed me. But I got the weed plug had edible and I was just watching TV. Nick Blue Cheese Wings and Celery all on my bad a bit had to throw her whole goddamn comfortable away like it was like a leader, Okay, can we not do it? It was a leader of girl. I'm gonna say, let

me just tell you, threw up. I'm done the trash can that him in the bathroom, however many gallons it is past me that I'm gonna I'm gonna say it's a little bit smaller than this for y'all watching on YouTube. When I was finished, it was half full here lying I'm serious. And the only reason I couldn't do the toilet is because it's the toilet. I know it's dumb, but for some reason, I'm like, oh my god, I

pissing ship in here. I can't throw up in here because I'll started thinking about pissing ship, and then like yeah, and then when I had to ask why you didn't do it in the tub because I had to actually ship at some point, and then I needed to trash. Wait, you were throwing up while you was shipping because my stomach, both of them was going to the city. It was so bad. But what I will tell you is somebody listening to this will still fuck me one day. My

mouth and my ass are okay. Now they're cleaned out. Literally, if y'all have heard a fleet not the Twitter story, I'm clean. I'm cleared. I could get fun in the assid nothing would come out. I have eaten nothing. My ass is ready. This was not out. I know the sorry we are. Finally, if you see the title, we are going to share our experience that we had at Moca Fest for our horrible decision. But before we get there, of course, we're gonna start it all with a little

bit of vanilla ship. Um. And the vanilla ship for this week comes from Times of India. This is how much I was digging. I wasn't seeing much but COVID and sex motherfucking stories, and I was like, God, damn, we'll send them to the email because it took me a while to find this one. Um, but this one I think is actually very interesting, especially uh with not only both of us being in relationships now, but anyone in a relationship. The title of this is that maintenance

sex benefits your sex life, UM, and maintenance sex. I was like, what the funk is maintenance sex? Maintenance sex is actually, uh, what you need in order to keep the spice and spirit of sex alive. It is the act of depth definitively. I guess that's not definitely. How do you know when it's definitively and definitely? Where are

you looking? It's the the second thing definitely definitely right. Oh, it's the affinitively has a v defen, defend, defend where the fund is the being definitively oh, definitively believing the country like she didn't go to our school. It is the act of definitely having sex, even when you are bored or sluggish about it. More than many times, you may have wanted to go to the last season of your favorite Netflix show with your partner but ultimately ended

up having sex. You may have felt bored but eventually ended up doing it. This especially happens in long term relationships where people do get bored with having sex even once in a while. In moments like these, you have to just push yourself a little bit and go for the semi sex session. Maintenance sex will surely increase your sexual desires and increase your overall stamina. The benefits of having a good old set of having good old sex

are endless. Um Happy oxytocin's released from orgasm can be fork um. But basically it's saying that if you fake it, you ended up liking it. This is true. You've ever had sex with someone that I don't want. I want to preface this by saying, like, obviously consentual, but maybe you weren't in the mood. They were more in the mood and you're like, all right, suck it when you start moaning, and then like actually of getting it, like

you'll eventually snap into it. It's agree getting woken up for sex, but neither hospital Dick is definitely a morning sex person. He would like love to funk in the morning, right, And it's like, how do you waste to like perfectly good big dick in the morning. That's super hard? Right? And I never wanted to suck in the morning. But after a few pumps, I was like, hey, this is a fun ry take. I actually did that word because

I'm having so much sex. It's just like I do kind of like for it to be a little bit more sporadic, and I planned, but like, my boyfriend was leaving and this was a couple of weeks ago, and I think I actually told you I was not in the mood to have sex. I just didn't want to have sex. I was tired. Um, it's not even that I was bored. I just wasn't in the mood. And he ended up like finding a way to get me into the mood, and then of course punished me because

he was leaving out of town. How dare I have sex before he goes out of town? Um, But it's funny because this the board act of the Netflix is interesting because it's like, even when you're watching t be and say, you're not really enjoying the show, but you're not tired yet, that to me would be considered maintenance sex. You get what I mean. I thought maintenance sex was more like we have to do this to maintain a

decent relationships. Well that too, I'm not gonna lie. But that's and I guess that's where my boyfriend would say it, because it's just like I kind of want to be happy. I don't want to go out of the town and living together though I've only lived in one person. And I mean, obviously like spend a lot of time with old baby, but living with someone is really when I had this a lot because you're already around each other.

Like even when you're super in love in the beginning, if you see each other five six times a week, you still don't live together. Someone's gonna live or there's a moment where you'll be apart, so you have to have sex because you're excited about it. So so let me ask you what sex was sex boring when you lived with someone. To me, I'm not gonna lie. I fear moving in with my nigga because I'm like, I like missing you. I like being able to feel like I'm gonna jump on you as soon as I see you, know,

like I gotta go home and see you. I don't think i'll have that same excitse no, no no, no, you'll be excited to go home. There's a heightened sense of intimacy when you live with somebody. I think that like you get to reach it you never had. But I think there's a rush to moving in together, which a lot of people do, and even I've seen myself doing that, like oh it's New York, save money, but like for what right? Just enjoy your relationship? No, but living together.

I think it was just I got too comfortable, and a lot of us can attested this like something cute, Like I didn't really, I just bought a whole because you're home, so you're training yourself to like when I go home, I'm chilling, Like what do I need to get dressed up for instead of when my nigga comes out over, I'm gonna get ready. That's how I used to act, and then when it was my house in

your house, it was like, well fuck you. I also just wanted to add as and this isn't the horrid derve, but it kind of just goes with maintenance sex and when you feel like it may get boring. Something that me and my boyfriend do a lot is we bet. We make bets on fucking everything. So we literally had a bet about the president, see like who was gonna win. He was convinced, like, uh, you know just historically presidents served eight terms, Like I know this country, like a

lot of people are still gonna vote for Trump. So he was like, so I was like, nah, man, because I voted, I voted a body gonna win. And he was just like, you really think votes matter? So then we had the whole votes matter conversation. But anyway, so we made a bet and I was like, okay, well, if Biden wins, you have to dress up in a

chipping Dale's outfit and danced to Pony by Genuine. For me, I bought the mother fucking outfit from Amazon, and mind you, it was like a nine dollar like it's literally like coupling couplings of both times and yeah, so but I think it's fun and it's a way to spice it up, like to include. And his bet was if he wont If if Trump won, he wanted a massage with four hands, so I would have to find someone actually a good one. Have you ever had one? Uh? What a massage with

four massage? It's too much? Wait? Like actually it's like it makes you way. It wasn't like no, no, no no. I was at like a rich or like some kind of spot like that you can't concentrate on your back with almost like your feet dog, it's so extra. And then yes, it is not pleasurable at all, and maybe maybe it's like okay, okay, but no, Like when I saw it, I was like, damn, it was a lot of money. But I was like, let me treat myself. Someone was on my shoulders. I remember someone of my

feels like can you guys just stay up together? And then like it was too it was too much. I actually remember asking for a break. What I'm telling you it was terrible, and then like they have to get around each other, and then you hear the oil open. It too, my oils too much. Luckily you don't get to think of something with the bet. What was I gonna say? Oh? Shout out to one of our listeners. We had a few weeks ago. We talked about a

jinga game that you could buy on Amazon. So this guy wrote in UM basic name whatever his name is, Jason, he says. So I went to Target the other night and I got a knockoff Jango for five nine. I wrote out my own sexual acts on each block. It cost me fourteen dollars total. I got dinner, and the kids are gone, my wife and are gonna play tonight. I'll let you know how it goes. Thanks to the idea, I said, so dope, and he wrote me at this morning. So we didn't even finish the game because we ended

up having sex. But we had a blast and we're gonna play it against soon. Such a good date night. I love that idea. That is a real I told you that's a really, really cute idea. I've never played it, but I saw it on Amazon and it was I don't know how we ended up. Oh you maybe said it. I'm a right, yeah, it now eat my ass out. It was something someone to boot hole. I could see.

I could see not finishing that. I would not finish that changa, especially if every time you get one out it's something you would definitely have to put more vanilla ship and simple shit on it to keep you from yeah, like you know, on the bottom, give me a nose kiss or something like that, Like you gotta be some basic with it. Anyways, guys, were gonna get into this

week's Horde Derv. For those of you listening to us for the first time, maybe second time, maybe you're still new our Horde Derv segment is where we give sex tips. This one is fun. It's pretty much upside down fun. I wanted to share this because this is something recently. Is the upside down kissing? I think Spider Man, Oh yeah, well he took the mask off. Was that girl that was the first one, That was the first one? She

had blind hair? She was a brunette. I bet you ten dollar she was a brunette, bitch, I bet you ten dollars she was blind hair. Wait to see it, but Spider right when they yeah, when they kiss upside down? Bitch cash, Actually that is dirty blonde. It was just wet in the scene, just a bitch. Her hair is It's god, you have dirty blonde. Kirsten Dunce is a blonde Jane Kirsten Dunes. First of all, here is it

Kirstons fucking happened that big Kurston? That was Kirsten. Anyways, we're gonna talk about upside down fund and the first part of it is kissing upside down. So kissing upside down, you may ask yourself, why on earth you'd bother contorting yourselves in order to kiss when you've been doing it the right way up for so many years without any problems.

The answer is novelty. We spent a lot of time kissing our partners, especially at the beginning of relationships, but as time goes on, we tend to kiss less and move more quickly onto the next stage sex. By making kissing seem new and approaching your partner from a different angle, you might find it more stimulating than usual. I do it when they're like on the couch. Oh, I will straddle my nigga, or even when we're driving if we get to a I'm talking about upside down upside down,

not kissing upside down upside dowd kissing. So what we do upside down is what I'm gonna share the next We haven't done upside Actually we have done upside down kissing, but after the act of upside down sucking dick. So do you mean no, it's not sixty nine upside down sucking dick. So basically, what he'll do, No, He'll move my body, uh to where I'm across the bed. My

head will literally, I don't let me. My head will be like this leaning off the bed, so I'm literally looking up at him, and then he'll fuck my mouth. And what happened? Yes, and So what happens then, which I guess he likes so much. But y'all know I hate gagging, but it literally causes all of the spits, so clearly I'm not doing it with a lace wig in my head. But when I have my short hair, I didn't care. And so what happens is while he's doing it, all the spit literally just runs down my fag.

I just don't like when spick into my nose. I'm really not good for holding my nose like if I died clips and I still hold my nose like a little bit. Uh So I'm not gonna lie. If you ain't a good swimmer, this might not be for you. I couldn't say that. I mean, I would say I don't want people to drown while we given sex tips. No, you'll stay alive. But it is gonna be. And the thing is because he's a dumb I know he loves that, which I'm dimn near squirming. I'll like throw my hand

up and hit him in the chef. My throat was so sensitive right now from throwing up, I was gagging so much. Nothing can like that. I don't even I can't even think about dick and I love coming. I fucking masturbate twice a day. I don't care if I've had sex, Like I love touching my pussy. I can't. And you even saying that I are. You don't masturbate, No,

I don't. It's so hard. I was like, though it keeps me, like, it keeps me wanting dick, maybe because I see like the only time I masturbate is like within him three days I might not see him on on my period, and then even even then I'm just like, okay, I can't do it on day two because baby sleep. Now I cannot. I don't just have a turn on about like this is actually really fucked up to admit. But I've masturbated in so many places. I've masturbated in the bathroom once at what was I gonna say? It

wasn't gone. You masturbated at your job? He told a lot. But I was recording somewhere. Was it Andrew studio? Maybe I had some films Andrew you about to go disaffect that ship. The bathroom is not in his studio, It's in the hallway, And I was like super stressed out. I was doing some work and I let me use the studio I had to fucking jerk off to like get over it. And there was a whole filming crew in the other room, and I was like, I gotta get this out. No one knew get the funk out

of here. They're definitely about hey, y'all. Andrew Schalton say he needed he needs to disaffect this bathroom because we was in their fingering her swat. I would just like to say that I needed to get it out. I washed my hands obviously before and after because COVID and it was a nice empty bathroom. That is so crazy. Yeah, I'm just not in Uh. It's like, I don't know how he loved a room together once. What city was it? Was it Chicago where Vinnie came. I had to go

in the shower and masturbate. See and I think you were on your period, remember that you were really sick. Oh that was definitely Chicago. But I all said to come because you're my god Chicago I was. That's when I had COVID, So bitch, I feel like, did I have it twice this year? Ship? I just want to go. I love doing it. I love that, say nobody like people. I definitely had COVID and No, that was me, bro, but it was so must reported case was in November

of and when I got back from Puerto Rico. The sickest I've ever been in my life was in October. I remember the day was like October. Nobody us. Well, I was, look, you're doing it too, But I was like, but no, could that have been it? Because I had the shakes and ship. I don't know how I made it through that Chicago live show and for shout out to Chicago, it's definitely one of our Chicago shows. No, I'm talking about the most recent one. I was talking

about the one where we actually stayed together. That was two years ago. You were on your period and we stayed at that hotel? Is me you anny well sick? Then? We were saving money then, so we didn't used to get two rooms like that and you were on your period. Remember you couldn't come out with us or something. You were sick and you guys have the egg slot in the morning. We did. Yes, I do remember that. Whatever cho Wait, yeah, that was Chicago. I don't know. I'm

ready to go back onto our dude. I really miss um, just I don't know. Like now I've talked a little bit of briefly about it. I'm working in TV and film and like, you know, getting to me writers and talk about how to create jokes and stuff, and nothing is more satisfying than like improv in front of people. Now that it was fun, it's just like it was funny. It's so crazy because it's something I took for granted because I remember saying like, man, we're gonna take a

year off. I don't like this horn ship, And now I would love to be back touring because it really validates what you do, and that that I think is the main difference. Right, It's like filming stuff and understanding that you can maybe say something funny. There's no instant gratification. And the other thing is like it's not your people watching you. You know what I'm saying to like to be in a room with everybody that sucks with you, Like it's just so safe. There's like two or three

shows where I fell, none of the videos going. I'm just so glad we got to me. Then we got to do New York d C. I'm so sad we didn't get to do Atlanta, even though we probably should have done Atlanta because that's the only motherfucker City COVID because COVID don't well, COVID don't live there, apparently so scared. When I was watching the Jeez and Gucci versus, I was like seeing all these niggas past the camera and I'm like, please, Jesus, don't let nobody. I really need

this moment. It was people really thought Gucci was go in, which I found hilarious. Yeah, I was team Jesus niggas in the South, maybe, but even then, like he it's still jeezy, like are you serious? Are you serious? I was shocked, like me too. I was shocked to people, I mean mad New York people on my timeline. When I'm a dog came on, They're like, dog beat it, beat her like a dog like ye, like fucking her? He just thought it was beating like a dog like beat that. Wo No, I don't want to see her

like a dog. He didn't say beat it like a dog. That beat it like a dog. No, beat her like a dog like beat like then pass her to my dog, my nigga, don't stop look up the lyric. I feel a little bad now. I mean, you could do that, but it isn't really like I mean, we was on DJ before that. She was all, say Shaney, no, and that would talk about slipping Molly and Bitches drinks. Just let me see it. Yeah, I'm a dog. I'm really

looking where larc that. Well, how could he have saying that so the same way Rick Ross said he played Molly's and Bitches Drinks and they know I'm really the treat like a dog, like a dog, like passing to my dog. You know, I think it's a sexual any window. I really do, Amanda, I don't. And this is not I'm not comfortable like I know you. I know you do.

But technically it's one of them things that we gotta watch and be like, like you know, all the old shows on Netflix right now, it's a little cringe e to rewatch some of these like what like girlfriends. I don't know if you saw the episode one of their friends at well, one of their friends at HIV and they all like jumped over the counter when he was cooking and he like cut them. Like there's just a lot of things where I'm just like, oh, a lot of things wouldn't go off too well in this climate.

I'm actually happy and not so happy for this climate because like, yeah, like the HIV thing. I didn't know. I mean honestly until we started interviewing people, right, like not gonna lie, and we were ignorant to a lot of things. I think over the last four years we become more understanding in ways in which we may have offended people without knowing. So when people we learned about things like that, like especially I think our Herpies episode, I asked a question that was done, she was like,

bitching you a sex educator. I'm like, duh, I hadn't learned. Bit's like like, I'm so I didn't know. Well, I think that that's the thing too. Is it space? Like yes, And I understand this platform is definitely where it is now. Um, but when we kind of started the show, we were learning with everyone else, Like I don't think. I don't think. We came on here and was like we know everything and y'all don't, so we're gonna teach y'all. That's not you know. We did fortunately, And I guess I mean

this in favor of us and against us. When you have a platform, people expect you to know it all they do, right, And it's like kind of how we put some mistake in these celebrities are influencers. When they do something, it's like they're fucking human too. This is awesome me trying to cover all those ships. So y'all and again, I just want to, uh, shout out to Sarge and shout out to everyone um gave us. Damn.

I don't know I do. And she's so fun and I don't know her name, but shout out on her Instagram page just because I really like the way she says how She's just so sweet. Anyways, guys, shout out to everyone who came to Macafest. For those of you, by the way, shout out to the hore Hives, Siggy. We saw a lot of patron people. We saw a whole crew from Charlotte. Shout out to Charotte. Charlotte was a guy, Oh my god, and I really don't know who knows you when you're out. I got drunk and

I started crying. I don't know what's kind of about. But Vinnie and never fucked up and I was like, no, like you don't understand what I'm going through. And Vinnie went to the room to get me a cigarette or something, and the guy came up to me was like, hey, man, I was at your boss in last show. I just when I heard you, I don't know what you're going through, I was like it, No, seriously, I do want to shout out to everyone who came to Moca fes Cancoon.

That was our last live show of the year. How we had one in a pandemic. Don't judge us, but we did it. It was outside. If that helps anyone, I don't know, but um, it was great. We got to do a live show. We had fucking cucumbers come out, We still played games like it was. It was a fun time. I'm not gonna lie. It was also the hardest live show I think we've ever had to do. Because yeah, well let's well, do you want to start with explaining an urban experience weekend? Let's go on their website.

Let's do a real act. Okay, I learned from Coca Fest. So Moca Fest basically, you buy a ticket and you get access to a bunch of events. Right who mo confest books popular every Also, because I just hate the word urban, let's let's see what they do. No. Moca Fest is an Afro American and Afro caraby in destination festival brand that promotes freedom and self expiration. I read urban weekends somewhere, so I'm wrong. Well, come on, Afro Cuban.

So basically, horrible decisions is one of the acts, right, And from what I know, they didn't really have done They haven't really done shows before, and Mandy and I like are very particular about only doing theaters, were very particular about never doing a show with standing room. If you guys have ever been at a show, we're always fucking yelling at security. I think the DC show was like, no,

why are people standing up? Assist with Jeffer had more chairs because basically what happens is we will not sell a venue ever over the amount of chairs. Right. Our first live show was like that, we would never do it again, but people will take up a table and it will make the people that came alone not feel like they could sit there or whatever it is. So we knew that it might happen with Mocha Fest. But what I think we weren't ready for is for how I wasn't ready for everyone to be in a pool,

Like I wasn't ready. So y'all, we actually did our live show um upstairs at the Are and everyone was in a pool. So mind you. This was also, I want to say, our first live show where bitches were smoking hookah and ordering bottles of nineteen fours. Atter and bites came up to me with the classes about it, talking about come on. I was like, oh I can' and I was, and it's probably why I came back with covid bitch. You know what I actually, I actually have a photo and maybe i'll put it on the

horrible the Sydney stage. I'm like, this has to be the exact moment I caught covid um and I want to show you because what they were doing was spraying uh champagne. Oh I did say no to that into the mouth, but only because I knew it would get on my face and I makeup. I felt like it was really cute. A little Mexican lady named Rosa did it down. This is this is me saying, give me covid. Oh wow, I have one of those things. I don't know if y'all can see it from there, but yes,

let's talk about what MO confest is. Right. So they do it in a bunch of different cities. The particular one we got to do with Cancoon, which was great because y'all know on living in Mexico. So I was like, Bam, this the airport you go through to ft Loom. So we get there and it was at a beautiful property. And I just want to preface this by saying I said every single day to either Sarge or his wife who run Moca Fest, about how much better it was

than hedonism. Let me explain. I had a fun moment, but I just wasn't ready for how And I've used the word tacky, and I want to attribute it just to the fact that we didn't get to go on a Moca Fest weekend. Right. I just felt like it was two raunchy a to the point where I was like grossed outs. Another thing is I didn't feel it wasn't as luck as the she She knew that there was room service available. She was like, oh yeah, that stars,

that stars. I was so happy to know there was room service and I could leave my room without getting naked. Because I hope we all don't forget that story. The midnight snack bar was on the nude only side, and when I ordered that pizza and he said you have to remove your clothes, I was pissed. So we get there was a temptation resort. I think they've done it there before because I think it last year as well. I was there. Um, it's really cute. They had these

like stripper poles where the girls dance. Now this resort is topless. It's not a fucking resort. Yeah. So, and I want to make that clear. So Moca Fest um isn't necessarily lifestyle focus. So I know we talked about sex, sex sex sex sex here. Uh. If you do mocal Fest in Jamaica, of course they're at the adult only resorts, and Hedonism is one of the resorts. But Jamaica now is so big they actually do mocal Fest at seven different hotels. And of course if you're on, if you're

at Hedonism, you're gonna have hedonism fun. Uh this particularly, Yes, we didn't see people having sex everywhere in Mexico. That's not what because I can hear it. You could hear it where through my window, not my window by balcony. It was probably sucking on a balcony. Yeah, they were Oh yeah, I would fuck the balcony. I would suck about. People were funny, so loud. At one point I was like, well, this is like a morning work. So they were fucking,

but they weren't sucking out in public. Yeah, so out in public. I will also say, let me ask you this too, because it was a lot more people well then we experienced at Heito. But what were your thoughts on the crowd? So for one I kept saying, I think to you, I was like, these people are so much better. Yeah, it was a lot of good looking people. There was actually a fat dude. I was gonna think about,

you're gonna put fat dude? He was really cute And I have never sucked a fat nigga outside of like football players, which don't Did he have like a Gucci before jail gut? Or was he fat fat like big I don't know, or like a get money gut? He had on a white beater at the pool fat. Oh he wasn't even taking a white beater. He just had mad game like. He kept coming up to me like,

why are you trying to play me? Wheasy? I was like, I'm not trying to play you like you don't I don't think, I ain't said and you got money on would and he was like, why are you think? Tag and Z And then he just kept coming up to me and he would give me drinks. But even though it was like all inclusive, but then it like one point, Um, I don't know, he just you know when someone's so confident that you're like, your dick has got to be big. He was like, I was like, look, I got a boot.

He was like, I don't care what the funk I was like, and he kept talking about how I needed to hybernate in the winter's I win and I was like, not hybernates. The whole bears want to take you to dinner. And I'm like, nig I know this ship is free. And he was like, I got bread and we're gonna leave this funker. I don't want to say I love the resort. I went to the frozen I got. I love to leaving the resort. Yeah, I guess that was the only thing. The food to me, Um, I like

food better in Jamaica, but I'm Jamaican. So that's probably why I say this it's just an all inclusive thing, is that it's an all inclusive thing every time around, like when food is all inclusive. But we had lots of I like the food, and he know when we went, they had a whole lot of food temptation. Okay, so as far as food, it's a draw, but I love seafood. They had like a seafood rash anyway, okay, whatever, Yeah, I think you got to leave a resort to experience

experience the area. I think there was a dude with braces and dreads and I never talked to him. Do you know what I'm talking about. He was so fucking hot and he kept smiling at me, and I just really don't know why I didn't say anything, because I should have taken my moment, but I didn't. And then serge wife and I whose name we can't figure out, I remember saying to her at one point smacked. I was like, Yo, there are I'm not gonna lie, but I don't want to see the men from going as well.

There there were I'm not gonna lie. All the good looking girls that I saw came with a nigga, and but a lot of them were asking. Even Medina got asked by three couples to join, maybe because from Cocktail shout out to her, she opened our show and she decided to let everybody know that she was a unicorn. So the couples were attacking her for the rest of the weekend. Know, I think people know when you're alone. Two couples asked me, Oh, I think people know when

you're like walking around alone, and they knew Vinnie was gay. Okay, so see you. I didn't Benny damn near sold me to the fucking wolves. We were wing somewhere and I've seen these things looking at me and like, at this point, my titties were out a little bit, so I grabbed on his arm. He was like, girl, please, they always lets me go. We were walking around fucking flying dop carmens together and this guy was like, you're a lucky man. He was like, no, I'm not. I will say for

the places next year. Uh if if you know, the travel restrictions definitely left. This was a good time though. I had a good time. Me and my home girls the entertainment I needed. It's kind of like you didn't like the entertainment, said oh yes, So me and my friends don't know why. And this was right before our fucking Lives show. Why I decided to sign up. I don't know. So they had flip Cup. I ain't gonna hold yall. You'all know flip Cup to me is a

white person college game. But I was like, oh, bitch, we got it. But my crylic nails was so long. I was like, listen, normally I'm good at this game. I was giving my disclaimer. So we're at the pool and it's four teams against the entertainers. Mind you, the entertainers played this all the time, so of course they're gonna be everybody right wrong. Bitch me and my friends shout out to all my homegirls. They came with me.

We won. We went to where the dancers. The entertainers came up to us and was like, so no one has ever beat us, which they brought us two bottles of wine and a bottle of champagne because they're like nobody. But they didn't give us the magnum though. Ain't bring us the magnum. They gave us a little bullshit to Yeah, but we're supposed to get the magnum. They just didn't think the bottle of wine, No, the magna bottle, ship the moet. It was fun though, so wait the girls. Yes,

I was gonna say about the girls. The girl was some of those girls were so beautiful that I was like, they must be pa so they do. But that's what I like the moss and financed girls. They I didn't. I don't know. I just thought across the board people were ugly, which I appreciate. It was like, but but that's the thing, and I don't want to and I also don't want to say like they were all like modelists but literally, well I have a man, so I wasn't there to do that. But I felt like I

was in like, I don't know, like a movie. Almost everyone just it was beautiful, you know, but not beautiful. They well, yeah, the people knew they were going somewhere as they were excited, so they were addressed. Then the man, we're fine, and then that's the thing. Even though it's

all exclusive, uh oh exclusive, all inclusive. Uh. What I really did like though, is you could still scout the niggas with the bag because what they did was they sold cabanas and bottle service, so you could still see the men who was still paying above the inclusive rates. So I like that because I was buying the bottle of wine every night, but at the same time we had the bottle of wine, you could get bottle. They

were doing like lots of Okay. Now I didn't like like I did a good Pinot pool and also shout out again to the fans that were from Charlotte because I think I went by dude. Yes, I can't remember his name either. He was so funny. I didn't know he was by until we were both. Dude, you didn't know he was by. Let me tell you. I didn't because we were both talking about this dude and he was like, we were talking about the guy together and I was like I and he was like, yeah, so

let's work him together. He was he was trying, need to get me the fun. We haven't too, bro, we have to. And I can't remember, but it was the guy with the tattoo, and it's like he made out with him and he stocked a girlfriend's city. Listen, if you, if you were you and you hear this, please reach out to us because even if we got a phone a man, you know, I have a video of him

in my phone. So he was so much fun. But and that's another thing that I did, Like I will say for anyone listening to this was a part of the LGBTQ community. It was a mix in. Camcoon, I felt like you did have like I don't felt I didn't feel like Vinnie felt uncomfortable. No, um and like I said, we were we met gay Uh not not gay. They were by guys. UM and the women. I think all the women were buying what I wanted. Didn't feel uncomfortable. But there was a phone party where Boosey came on

and I couldn't find men anywhere. I said him and I was like where are you? He's like, let you have your last moment. I don't know. The phone party. The phone party, it was very like day Tony Beach, Black Beach weekend, but maybe I loved it. I was good, No, it was good. Like did at dinner, like you know, you could class it up. There was someone having dinner shout out to them from Detroit. How do I know? Because they were talking that loud. These bitches came to

the restaurant. It was like the one on the beach. I was outside. It was like blue lights. I can't remember anyway. This girl comes in with a hookah and somebody's like, where did you get that? She's like, it's portable. It's from Amazon. You just looked at portable. She shot yeah's to try and I was like, damn if it's a lot of fun now they really did. But I did like that too. They did. They had the hookah options, they had the upsell options. As far as the bottles,

the people were, it was a good time. They did a great job. The staff was good. But and it also just everyone involved with Mocha fest uh just made sure everyone was having a Dame actually were very put together. And I will tell you guys this, listen. I I feel like any time we do advertisements, I'll try to be as honest as I can, much like it was. I'm sorry, we ain't lying y'all. We're gonna let y'all know what it eat. I was very impressed, and I want to say this as openly as I can without

being that bitch. But sometimes we all assume when events are black, they will not be put together. I at not one moment wasn't impressed. And how timely things were when it was wrist bands that needed to be done. UM, any questions. Even from a booking perspective, Mandy and I have been booked for the largest venues. UM. I won't name them, but some that can their ship together. And I'm just really grateful that everybody, and not just because

we were, you know, getting paid for our event. But I saw them treat everybody warmly, people that were first timers, people that came back, and I really loved that communal experience. And then even Sarge was saying how they started really small and now you know there you beat the Brazil Greece. Like, I think that's such a big deal to bring black people together to travel because the first we all do. And that's the thing that annoys me about people talking

about him a little. It's like you can't keep your foot on the nigga's neck because you're saying black people do the same ship or don't go nowhere, and then they do and they do them and then you're still mad. So which is what I love, uh more so about this is that I think, um, one of the problems that I had, even when I was traveling Southeast Asia was going to two places not having my own around me.

And so this is kind of a group or or a party that's thrown and like you said, they're doing Thailand next year, they're doing Greece, They're doing all of

these places. And now you also get to travel and be around your people, which I love, and and it's not like you're meeting people from all different parts of the country, but they have the means to travel that are gonna are that are going for a good time, so you don't have to worry about standing out being the only black person or you and your friends not fitting in somewhere. So if you're looking to travel again, hopefully with the with the UH things raised because of COVID,

you're able to experience. If you want to see the destinations and the date, go to Mocha Fest dot com. Moca Fest dot com has kind of all the details they do. Also, I was talking to Starge about this. They like to do it for the working people, so a lot of them are over holiday weekends. So like we u when we were in Camcoon, that's not only my birthday weekend, which yes is a national holiday, Columbus Day weekend, so that Monday everyone was all Colonizer weekend.

Yes that we go. Let's just have a conversation about the white people that were at that hotel. Yeah, I don't think they knew what they were like, Well, I came for a getaway, but it's a little no. It was all mad white people that were like they had one party uh on the main floor where they all had like glowing the dark stuff on and I was like, oh, this isn't my party, this is the other party. Let

me tell you. So the night we got in whether it's Thursday, I think Thursday, there was a black party, yes, and the resort was having a white party. As far as a tire and men came up to me and Vinnie just chatting it up. She was like, are you guys going to the black party tonight? I was like, excuse me, you should have said, uh, I just didn't know. I didn't know there was a black entire party. Oh yeah, yeah, I knew I was there for a black event. Mandy and I said, are you gonna be going to the

white party? And she was like, yeah. I didn't make it. I didn't make it to the black party. I don't believe because that one was the only one that was off. I could barely make it to anything because I was so drunk. I didn't make it to the Linkery party, though, was ucked up. It was It was fun, It was It was a lot of fun. I had my little dominate trins to get up on and again shout out to sorry. She knew it was my birthday, so he

got me a whole bottle of Don Julio. I came back, Uh, not only with COVID, but I came back and did and did not only with COVID, but I came back and did not drink liquor for the entire month. Like I was like, I drink so much fucking tequila that I was like, when you feel it, I need to feel it. It's the worst. I was just like, Okay, I need to get this ship out of my pores.

I will say, if any of you are planning to go to event like this, you know, I know that some of us want to get our lives back together, and you know it's your own free will. I got tested before I went. I think that is the best

thing that we could all do. Be selfish and to get tested as soon as you get got to make sure that you know you're taking precaution when you're going to a place with a lot of people, because if you are asymptomatic, that's super unfair, right, I mean, should I just got back from damn near the Moca Fest trip what two days ago? Like I've been in Mexico that all time, and you don't know it was so difficult to get a test in Mexico. Let me sell you, guys,

I got a test in Mexico. I'm in a Tuloom Expact group chat and basically there's a place called costomd in Mexico where you can get tested. But when I went there and I filled out the sheet, I had no symptoms and they weren't wasting a test on me

opposed in the States where they'll help you. Right. Yeah, But even even when my boyfriend took me to get my third test, he took me up to like white planes and he was like, just say, you have a headache, Like there's certain places still here that won't test you unless you have symptoms, which is dumb because there's thirty percent of cases where people are asymptomatic. It's like, it's so dumb. So so if I would have known that,

I wouldn't have filled it out differently. But anyway, I was so pissed and I wanted to make sure that I could get tested. So I was like, can someone help me, Nika. I was in a parking lot an hour and a half hourside have some wom and basically someone that worked at the spot who stole the test came to give me in a parking line. He's like,

maybe it's two. So I give him two hundred pesos, which is about ten to eleven dollars, and he was like, no, bach so here, I am sucking getting this text in a Mexican part a lot and I was like, oh my god, this ship isn't even I was so pissed. But it's like whole business out there because people they want to get tested and can't get tested, they just fucking charged it up them. There's there's a black market right now for two D a negative cod test negative.

There's did you know there's a negative? This is no, no, no, no, can you not share this information on this platform. We're not going to do that. I found out about that from Reddit. Yeah, basically just trying to look up for myself. I'm not gonna tell how, but I was looking up like because I was feeling, you know, thrown up or whatever, and I was like, yo, this ship can't be real. So I was looking up like batches, could it be the Q tips, like how do people get negative tests?

And they were reading off ways and these are like health professionals that people have been faking negatives. I don't even can you imagine trash you ts like know that you have some. If you're gonna go to make Fest, please make sure you get a real test uh and make sure that you're not spread of. But again, go to make fest dot com. They are selling rooms now.

Jamaica is one of their biggest that's moment, real day weekend. Um. And also for the ladies who may not be able to you know, afford, but you are a turn up queen, I want you to know that there is a Moca Fest Girls contest. Uh. So submit your full body image and bio along with I g profile um two girls at moca fest dot com. Online voting doesn't start until January.

You also need to submit a video by December. UM. Top ten vote getters will be flown to Miami and February uh where again you pretty much get to where mokal Fest attire and party. You get your your flight covered, you get your hotel covered, and the winner gets and dick. But also, um, I'm gonna be hosting the uh not hosting, I get to judge the contest. So that's in Miami February nineteen. But submit now that is let me give you all that email one more time girls at Moca

fest dot com. So if you want to be a Moca Fest girl, and pretty much they just need you to turn up poor liquor in people's mouths and get the party started. That is it. Uh So go ahead and submit that as well. And now we're gonna go ahead and get to all mother fucking wholemeal before we get out of hell. So our homemail is basically male from our host. Okay, yeah, pretty pretty much. But this one, I don't know if we can call her a home because this is from a version. This is okay, save it,

save it, save it. Save it was kind of dark up. It is a little dark, but it's it's I want to talk about it. Hello, Mandy A Wheezy. I'm a twenty two year old virgin girl from Detroit and I am ready. No, I'm not waiting for marriage. No, I don't have any insecurities, just the poor black girl who was raised on the double standard that girls have to wait for the quote unquote right man while boys are

free to experience during adolescence. Two thousand nineteen was my first year of officially dating, and this year I almost lost my virginity twice, but both guys go to be in the process, and I never heard from them again. Now I'm officially sick and motherfucking's tired of being a virgin, and I want to find the best richest candidate possible.

I recently got my dance card and was trying to find a potential seller in the strip club, but these underground rappers annoy the ship out of me, and I'm really trying to speed up the process of finding someone. I've tried escorting slash dating websites, but everything online seems so fake and dangerous, and truly I'm tired of waiting. I haven't told anybody this because I feel like literally nobody can relate because everyone everyone is and has been

sexually active. But I get suicidal thoughts daily, all because I feel like my parents failed me and that I was set up to be failed, a failed awkward social

experiment to society. If you guys know any verified sex agencies that help girls sell their virginity, or any real sex workers who can help me find someone to sell my virginity too, highly appreciate that I did your podcast from the beginning, and I really thank you girls for giving me the talk that my parents never thought would be beneficial to have as a teenager love a gray

unicorn that should made me feel so uncomfortable. Yeah, so I have a lot of feelings, which I don't think it's a responsibility to talk to this too though, Like, so I looked up places to sell your virginity, not to be helpful, but just because I wanted to see what it would look like. One is called the Boast Club, and there's like an auction where you can date virgins, right because you obviously can't sell pussy online, but there's like a lot of young girls who are recruited to

sell their virginity. Um. I have a lot of feelings about this because I feel like this is more sadistic from him, Like I don't know, there's something about the innocent innocence of in it that's a little scary for me. I feel like maybe a sugar daddy would be more fun because like, I don't know, there's a sugar daddy sugar baby relationship where I feel like they enjoyed the innocence because they like teaching and helping. It's their ego, but it's it could be a better and safer relationship

because there's something a little more committed there. Um. But I think the larger issue is, you know when you mentioned suicide sidal thoughts and your parents and like trying to like hurry up this process. I think the issue is like you think you may feel a whole once it happens, or like that's the thing that can happen, that's where that will make it worth it. Right, It's like fine, Like if I can't find someone worthy of like giving it to, at least someone can buy it

from me. But that part is like terrifying it. It's gonna be a mind funk for you. I think that outside of looking for a website or a way to sell your frigidity, you need to be looking for a way to get therapy. Her bringing up her parents and saying that she got the sex talk from us that she wishes she would have got from them. Um, I just think that there's a lot of none of I don't like me to teach my kids, know I ain't. I just feel like, uh, there's a level of insecurity

or self love that she's lacking. Um, and selling away your vagial, your your virginity or putting a price isn't gonna make you feel more valuable about yourself. I do have one little thing I want to help with. This is gonna you And I think this is ridiculous. But um, if you guys listen to Patreon, you heard that. I've been like looking into breu Haas and mediums and psychics and just stuff that's like for light, right, Like really, I believe if you don't believe in spells or not,

it's just manifestation. Um, there's a love spell you can do on yourself, and if you google it, there's bunch of sh it on Reddit. I'm sure you can find someone. But like, instead of putting it on someone else or making let's just say someone love you, you can put it on yourself and it's like a white candle. Um, I think you honey cinnamon, you got to look it up. But there's ways to start drawing the love back to you. And I think that if you feel more fulfilled, you're

not gonna really feel these suicidal thoughts. You're also not going to feel the needs to validate anything by a man coming in and fucking you. Yeah, like you now. Sex work is one thing, but I think it's just a particular way you wrote about it. Normally when we get emails people and we're like for fun. Yeah, and you didn't make me feel fun, not at all. It was a little deep, not gonna lie, not gonna hold

you anyways, Jesus. Well, I hope that you find a way to get through this process, um, whether it be through therapy or talking to someone who actually values you as well, or find some sex worker mentors that will talk you to this, because I think a lot of sex workers have all had a place in life where it was like a dark point, and some enjoy their works, some don't. I think sex No I talked about circumstance or choice. Yeah, I don't. You're making it sound like it.

And if you're listening to this, uh, her patreon has a lot of stuff, But Raquel Savage she uh has a degree in psychology, but she does really break down a lot of just the ways at which people find shame and sex work, but ways in which to feel liberated from it as well, which she does. She loves what she does. So I think that if you're gonna go to see the passions on the phone, oh yeah, yah,

I think she knows a lot of sheep. I can see that, and I think that you need to find a way to make this liberating for you and not a chore just to get out the way UM setting. Jasmine Benson wanted us to mention as well mental health professional, but she's also in the sex industry, so I think there's definitely a lot of people to reach out to. I hope we were able to help you. UM. By the way, guys, if there's any more left, make sure y'all check out the hor hive dot com. That's hor

Hive dot com. We got merch baby Na, but we got march All. We got merched, so be sure to check that out. I know it took us four years to get it, but there may still be someone there. We have a mask. I don't know if this is gonna help sell it or not, but this is so comfy and breathable. Yeah, no, it's it's the quality is good with all of our merchant has our tags on.

It's really dope. And for Patreon peeps, by the way, I want you guys to know we are never ever going to sell that design because we know that it's special to our Patreon folks. And I believe Mandy, and at some point we'll start coming up with new ship, so you guys will not feel left out. Don't worry, don't worry, but no, I mean what you have done, you know for us with able to you know, step up our game with touring and video and all of

that stuff. Like, um, we consider your merch super important as well, and that's why we really prided ourselves on, you know, making sure that it was exclusive for a long time, because we felt like it was something you got to earn so that it'll always be different. Absolutely, And y'all I want you to make sure you'll go ahead and check out mokafest dot com once again, thank you all for tuning in. We're gonna leave you guys with a five minute bonus clip from our Patreon of course,

that is patreon dot com backslash Horrible Decisions. There you can get three bonus episodes. Okay, you can get three bonus episodes every month and more bonus content. There's just bonus content there. There's a fucking archive of over eighty episodes. Now, so if you guys go to patreon dot com, you do have to type in patreon dot com backslash Horrible Decisions because it's eighteen plus. Um, but go ahead, check

us out there. We are going to leave you guys with a five minute bonus clip and thank you opportunity into you another episode of Horrible Decisions. Um the Hohle facks. So this one I thought was just a weird as article that I loved, and I'm into reading weird articles from for facts sake, so like whenever I see something that could be for horrible. This is the New York Post and this is the weirdest penis stories in the animal Kingdom. So the history of the penis goes back

to at least four hundred and twenty five million years. Okay, it's actually the first known fossil, which is crazy because I thought it was like dinosaurs ship, but it's a crustacean. It's what the first known fossil on record, at least was a five millimeter long crab like crustacean that had a large stout organ and the organ was their penis. So even in the first fossil known to man, it was showing a penis. So there's just a lot of

stuff out there about the penis. But we don't really know much about animal dicks, not that you guys care, But we're going to tell you, So here we go home. For one, here's some different ship about animal dicks. The Japanese yellow swallowtail butterfly has photo receptors on their penis. In other words, the eyes helps them guide through the night, so it looks like a little okay, wait forget romance. Some creatures blindly stabbed their mate with their penis like

bad fencers. In attempt to inject sperm, Sea slugs will often nail their chosen one in the foot or even in the forehead with it. It's it's an oddly effective way to actually make babies because the female body is surprisingly a benign environment for sperm. In fact, research has shown that injecting sperm into the body cavities of pigs, chicken, cattles um is just as good as putting it in the usual place. So animals can literally take come anywhere

and they'll get pregnant. Is that crazy? Get the fuck out of here, pigs, cattle, chickens. So here's about the biggest penis is that it just those three No, they can literally get come in their eye and it just says body cavities. So I don't know particularly where, but um, they just tried it. In those three, it could be more, but this one is crazy. The blue whale the biggest animal penis with an average length of eight ft long.

Just no, I'll pass. I passed like I'm thinking of I'm thinking of the seven foot nigga I used to fuck and adding another foot just know what the hell? But wait? Oh wait? How okay? How big penis? But yeah? How go ahead? You the fact? You you the Google or fact person? How big can a blue well be? If you slanks? Hold on? Yeah? Like how long? Okay? So when you say that's about right, that's about right. I ain't gonna real quick, dude, I'm not doing the

fractions and math right now. But maybe they for it to go. The women are three longer vagina, They're three ft longer on average than the mail. So that's gonna say. Maybe maybe the woman has a ten foot vagina. It's just that some of them could be a hundred feet see yeah, okay, and eight foot dick makes sense for a hundred foot person. Could you feel a three foot one? Right? You're gonna be like this ship right right foot one just like a little TikTok I mean, wait on, tick

TikTok Okay, y'all. We have talked a lot about laws and crimes around the world and I found some new ones because I love doing these. I think they're always fun. Until recently on an episode we had of Anello Ship where we talked about the weirdest like US laws, um for like sex and ship. But here's some weird ones around the world. So Nepal, no porn is allowed. Films that even depict sexual intercourse or full frontal nudity are band.

Even Bollywood the government what yep, no nudity in movies anything. The Home Ministry in Nepal said that it had to enforce the band because young people are addicted to porn, which, to be honest with you, I kind of agree with um because I'm addicted. We know, are you, But you're addicted to masturbating. You're not addicted to porn. That's true, because I don't need anything