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Dear Pod,

Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferrisdearpodofficial.com
A comedy podcast that looks back at the bygone era of write-in advice columns like "Dear Abby," Ann Landers, etc., to see if their wisdom still holds up in modern culture.
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Episodes

UNZIP THE SACK

This week's "mini-sode" may drive you so crazy that you'll might leave the Maha'a Tiki Lounge and find yourself in the comfort of a nice jail cell. Yeah. We have that effect on people. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Jan 23, 202525 minSeason 5Ep. 17

WELCOME TO FIRST A$$

Say, who is that group of people sitting over there, sipping on those smart tales, dressed to the nines, laughing and carrying on? Why those people are CHILDLESS BY CHOICE. What empty lives they must lead....................but they sure do look happy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Jan 16, 20251 hr 15 minSeason 5Ep. 16

ONE GOOD SWALLOW

We have been told that listening to an episode of DEAR POD is just as intoxicating as sniffing glue. So, do yourself a favor and take a big whiff of us up you OL' FACTORY this week. Yeah. I think that came out right. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Jan 09, 202531 minSeason 5Ep. 15

LE BUCKETS

What are your RESOLUTIONS? Mine are not to make any in the upcoming year. I think that is a win-win for all of us. If your friends are having trouble coming up with a resolution, just tell them to listen to DEAR POD every week in 2025. Like I said: Win-Win. #dearpod #podcast #comedy #comedypodcast @rounderbum ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Jan 02, 20251 hr 13 minSeason 5Ep. 14

FROM OUR G'HOME...

What's my New Year's resolution you. ask? It's to do a whole bunch of these adorable "mini-sodes" in 2025. Oh my God, they're so petite and charming. Not to mention how good they are for my waistline. So, grab yourself a handful of us as we ring in the new year! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Dec 27, 202422 minSeason 5Ep. 13

A SCARECROW ON FIRE

We standby the fact that what you are about to hear is the most non-Christmas Christmas episode that you will ever encounter. Now deck the halls and grab the toilet paper because things are about to get epic in here. Just remember to flush twice. You know. Just in case. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Dec 19, 20241 hr 22 minSeason 5Ep. 12

SHE GAVE ME THIS QUOTE

This week's 'mini-sode" would sound a whole lot better if it was done with Irish accents from our hosts. But, hey! You're here. We're here. Let's get the Christmas party started. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Dec 12, 202438 minSeason 5Ep. 11

ENTER MY CHARCUTERIE

There's no way to defy gravity and escape the inevitable realities of AGING in this week's episode. Now , let's all put on our adult diapers and see what Erin and Patty had nipped, tucked, trimmed and yanked in the past year. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Dec 05, 20241 hr 25 minSeason 5Ep. 10

THEY CAUGHT WIND

We're trying very hard to hear if we got the right mix on this week's "mini-sode". We can't really tell because the woman who lives above us is either throwing cats in a blender or keeps hitting her toe with a hammer. All we know is that the sounds coming from above us are horrific. That being said, turn up the volume and enjoy this weeks episode with a side of cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Nov 28, 202435 minSeason 5Ep. 9

GET YOUR OWN CHALICE

Are you moving downward from a higher to a lower level? Does that new person in your life make your heart go "a-pitter-patter"? Chances are, you are FALLing. And, while you're down there, can ya pick up my car key I just dropped? Thanks. You're a peach. Enjoy the show. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Nov 21, 20241 hr 4 minSeason 5Ep. 8

NOW I'M CURIOUS CURIOS

Why does a woman want to hang onto a man when he's love with another woman? Why does Erin need to punch someone in the face before she dies? All this and other useless questions answered in this week's mini-sode! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Nov 14, 202427 minSeason 5Ep. 7

WHO'S NED HARRIS?

Oh my God, between the election and the eighty degree weather in October, my nerves are officially shot and my ANXIETY and STRESS levels are shaking the foundation of my home. Let's all lie down. Call our therapists and tell them to buckle in. It's going to be a long and bumpy session. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Nov 07, 20241 hr 2 minSeason 5Ep. 6

NO ROOM AT THE STICK IT INN

TRICK OR TREAT! We're handing out full size Snicker bars and "Fun Size" laughs on this week's wildly, scary episode. What makes this episode so frightening, you ask? Jules is going commando. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Oct 31, 20241 hr 5 minSeason 5Ep. 5

THANKS WITCHES!

This weeks "mini-sode" will not only convince you this that WITCHCRAFT is real but Erin just might be the Linda Evangelista of podcasts. I don't know exactly what that means, but we're just going to go with it. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Oct 24, 202421 minSeason 5Ep. 4

KYLE, LEAVE!

We're nipping, tucking, and lifting this week. That's right. It's all about PLASTIC SURGERY. If we do it right, we'll take the hair that Jules has on his back and attach it to his shiny forehead. Oh, this is going to be fun! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Oct 17, 20241 hr 21 minSeason 5Ep. 3

MUMBLE TWICE, GIN & TONIC

It's our first "MINI-SODE"! What could be better than a mystery article and two hosts who are already buzzing from a very powerful Scorpion Bowl??? Cash. Lots and lots of cash. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Oct 10, 202418 minSeason 5Ep. 2

WE'RE VERY VACUUMABLE

WE'RE BACK! Let's take a moment to hug it all out. You guys look fantastic! Is that a new haircut??? Look at us. We're on video now!.Let's celebrate with a REUNION episode. The cocktail shakers are ready, your host's are well lubricated. Welcome back to the Maha'a Tiki Bar in the beautiful Pineapple Ranch! Can we hear it??? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Oct 03, 20241 hr 16 minSeason 5Ep. 1

An Irish Exit

Sometimes you have to leave before the party is over. But that doesn't mean we won't see you again. Tune in for some laugher, tears and a bit of porn noises. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

May 04, 202352 minSeason 1Ep. 211

Lousy with Pineapples

IT"S OUR FOURTH ANNIVERSARY!!! We are LIVE in New York City at CAVEAT and we are going to GRAB some BAGs tonight! See what happens when we drag Moth up to the big city and give her a glass of wine. The Lower East Side will never be the same. Clip in your belly button ring, spray on your Elizabeth Taylor's: White Diamonds and descend down the stairs to the sub-basement where we will be raising a Mead-filled glass at four years of frivolity, letters, advice, sour stomach's and plenty of alcohol! S...

Apr 27, 20231 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 210

A Fentanyl Laced Gusher

If your phone rings, don't pick it up. You'll get RIPPED OFF. It's just Erin disguising her voice saying that she is trapped in Newark and needs you to send $5000 to her account so she can return home safely. It's a hoax. Cause no one goes to Newark. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Apr 20, 20231 hr 17 minSeason 1Ep. 209

We Shrug New York

WARNING: Today's episode may be ALARMING to some. Don't be surprised if you start hearing sirens go off, It's just that we are illegally breaking in to your funny bone and most likely leaving all of our fingerprints behind. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Apr 13, 20231 hrSeason 1Ep. 208

St. Petersburg $hitter

This week we are going up, up and away to the world of AIRLINE TRAVEL. Should pressure drop at any time in the Maha'a Tiki Lounge, feel free to check under your barstool for a barf bag. Enjoy the show. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Apr 06, 20231 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 207

Gay Street. Bring Your Harps.

We've hired a DETECTIVE to find where are last bits of sanity have disappeared to. With the help of Jessica Fletcher and a Specialty Cocktail, we should have this mystery solved in just over an hour. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Mar 30, 20231 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 206

Legally Jesus

Huge guest/topic in the Maha'a Tiki Lounge this week. Well, we assume he's always with us. We are leaving a live mic on if he has anything to say. Please welcome, Mr. JESUS. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Mar 23, 20231 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 205

Erin Was Here

Hope you have the TIME to fit us in this week. If you don't please find the time before we run out of time...........................the topic is time. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Mar 16, 20231 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 204

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...

You play with FIRE you get burned. You drink a Specialty Cocktail out of the Maha'a Tiki Bar, there'a a fire in your belly. See the parallels? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Mar 09, 20231 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 203

Finding Scott Stapp

Starting the month off with a GRAB BAG is like driving thru a toll booth and finding out it's free that day. What an unexpected surprise where you get booze at the end of your journey. Everyone wins this week! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Mar 02, 202358 minSeason 1Ep. 202

Bangles & Birthmarks

It's time to make happy trees and beat our brushes. This week we are PAINTING and the Pineapple Ranch needs at least two coats. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Feb 23, 20231 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 201

A Pickle Wrapped Up In A Cigarette

IT'S OUR 200th EPISODE!!! We are going live on Instagram and Facebook, so there is nothing that can go wrong. Put on your best bridal gown and tight dress shirt as a celebrate over two hundred hours of complete nonsense! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Feb 16, 20231 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 200

A Wicked Ruth Cleveland

This week, CHOCOLATE goes with everything. No time for sleep because the sugar high will keep us up for days!

Feb 09, 202356 minSeason 1Ep. 199
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