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Daycare Dittos: A Pokemon Master Class

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Every Pokemon. Every Single Arceus Damned One.

Peter, Sara, Steven and Dave continue in Professor Oak's footsteps by studying and delivering in depth reports on the ever growing roster of Pokemon.

Gain a level and join the Daycare Dittos every Wednesday Morning!.

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Episodes

Natu & Xatu

It's the 100th episode! Who would While that seems like a huge milestone, there are still a ton more Pokemon to discuss. For example, look at this weird totem pole bird and it's little baby Borb! I woild love to feed this little guy bread crumbs as it stares deeply into my future and sees the exact second I breath my final breath. It's cute! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/daycaredittosapokemonmasterclass to save 20% off anything you order....

Jun 14, 20231 hr 16 minSeason 2Ep. 10

Togepi, Togetic, & Togeklss

Number One Egg pal is here! "Pokemon 152" and its egg fairies are an odd evolution line but have a very special place in Pokemon history. The anime had not had a odder foray into the next gen since an egg hatched into an egg? It's just a nude egg. You are looking at a nude egg. Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/daycaredittosapokemonmasterclass to save 20% off anything you order....

Jun 07, 20231 hr 34 minSeason 2Ep. 9

Chinchou & Lanturn (REPAIRED)

Are you a Chinchou or just pretty smart, because you seem bright. It must be nice having a light attached to your forehead, but I'm not really a fan of overhead lighting. These cute little Pokemon are a triumph in design when you look at the absolute horror show fish they are based on. Enjoy! LiquidIV.com offer code DITTOS for 20% off on your order! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/daycaredittosapokemonmasterclass to save 20% off anything you order....

May 25, 20231 hr 14 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Spinarak & Ariados

AHH A SPIDER! Oh wait, it's kind of cute and has a face on its butt. Spinarak is a cute little bug that welcomes you to the nightime forests in Johto. Enjoy the tales we weave about this little guy. AAAH A BIGGER SPIDER!

May 17, 20231 hr 10 minSeason 2Ep. 7

Ledyba & Ledian

Bees make honey and pollinate flowers. Worms till the soil and allow plants to grow and create oxygen for us to breathe. Ledyba has 6 little boxing gloves but can't really punch for sh*t. Welcome to the Ledyba and Ledian episode! Where does this Pokemon fit into Gen 2 and Pokemon as a whole? Listen as the Dittos try to figure that out!

May 10, 20231 hr 1 minSeason 2Ep. 6

HootHoot & Noctowl

What lurks in the woods at night? Generation 2 finally answered that questions by adding the daytime clock to the game. Hoothoot may have been the first nocturnal pokemon to meet you and Noctowl was a first shiny for many! This episode is for the birds!

May 03, 20231 hr 12 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Sentret & Furret

It wouldn't be the beginning of a Pokemon game without the low level lil fellas! This raccoon baby and it's tubular weasel mommy are an adorable addition the original 150 and a shining light at the beginning of Johto's journey. Are they useful? Not really. But they sure are cute.

Apr 26, 20231 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 4

Totodile, Crocnaw, & Feraligator Featuring EmuKiller

SMASH that play button! This week's guest is none other than friend of the pod EmuKiller aka Silby! While he is best known in the Melee and Project M world, he has a long history and love of Pokemon. Even though he was crowned the new King of the Mews, he wanted to discuss one of his favorite starters, Totodile.

Apr 19, 20231 hr 38 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Cyndaquil, Quilava, & Typhlosion

This fire starter looks like us after too much Taco Bell! What's cuter than a tiny shrew with a fiery backside? Steven weighs in on one of his all time favorite starters and we get to talk about Legends Arceus starters on this week's Daycare Dittos!

Apr 12, 20231 hr 36 minSeason 2Ep. 2

Chikorita, Bayleef, & Meganium

And all that glitters is GOLD (and silver)! Welcome to the official first episode of Daycare Dittos Season 2, where we will now journey through the Johto region in hopes of learning about every single Pokemon! We start off with a divisive starter, but a favorite of Ash and many others. Chikorita is here, for better or worse!

Apr 05, 20231 hr 20 minSeason 2Ep. 1

Missingno

We apologize for our absence. We have been surfing up and down the east coast of C̵͙͂ĩ̵̩n̸̼̆n̶̠̔ä̴̭́b̶̳̒ã̸̻r̶̙͗ ̷̠͐I̷̳̚s̸͚̈́l̶͇͛a̷̡͛n̶̝͝d̷̞́ and we encounter some sort of Pokemon. Is it a pokemon? W̸͜͝ë̸̫́ ̴̟̽a̴̪͒r̶̯̒e̵̠̾n̶͈̓'̷̘̂t̷̫̅ ̶͘ͅş̴̒ȗ̸͔r̵̼̐ê̴͔,̵̟̈́ ̴̯̽b̴̩̊u̵̽ͅt̶̰̔ ̷̱̇t̴͙̽h̴͇̓é̸͎ world around us has become strange. ̷̳̋Ị̴̽̿t̵̜͌̂'̷͍͋š̷̛͎ ̷͍̳͛̉l̶͚̑ͅi̷͉̬̎̽ḱ̴̠̮̾e̴̹̅ ̷͎̒̑ͅt̸̩̿h̷̗̹́e̷̠̿ ̶̢̺͂ḁ̴̒i̶̯͙̓r̶̥̜͂ ̸̠͆͑į̸́t̶̠͍͛s̸̟̆̄e̴̘̋͋l̵̠͕̿f̷̟̆ ̴̨͆̎h̶̢̄̚ą̸̧̑͋s̴̱̈́ ̷͍̟͗͛b̷̦̯̈́͘e̷͕̪̋̿ë̴̲͌͜ṅ̷͈̀ ̴̭͐...

Apr 01, 20231 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 89

Pokemon the Movie 2000: The Power of One

This podcast is pretty long, but only because we need to say the freaking title more than once. Returning guest KarlGerm joins the pod to discuss all things Team Rocket, Big Mommy Lugia and the dangers of pill/alcohol addiction. This movie is almost 23 years old and Slowking still hasn't gotten his pants...

Jan 18, 20231 hr 43 minSeason 1Ep. 88

Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back

Pokemon reached a new height in popularity in 1998 and it's silver screen debut broke box office records, pulled kids from classes, and introduced the World to some new Johto Pokemon well before Gold and Silver hit shelves. This is Pokemon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back!

Jan 11, 20231 hr 17 minSeason 1Ep. 87

Season 1 Finale: Gen 1 Pokemon Poll Results

The Daycare Dittos use Wrap. It's super effective! You beat the last of the Elite 4 but there is one more trainer that has already become champion before you. It's us. All four of us. Don't ask questions, we already did that! We asked our listeners to review all Gen 1 Pokemon and the results are in!

Dec 14, 20222 hrSeason 1Ep. 87

Pokemon Scarlet/Violet & Gen 1 Addendum

Scarlet & Violet are here (for better or worse) and the Daycare Dittos have each gone on their own Paldean journey, and now return to give you their honest review of Gen 9. Also, 3 Pokemon games have been released since this podcast started. This episode features all new Gen 1 Pokemon forms and facts that have come out after their featured episode. Enjoy!

Dec 07, 20221 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 85

Mew (Featuring Frostwad)

They finished off the original 150 and then returned to the stage for an encore. To make it even more exciting, they brought back a guest! Frostwad returns to discuss her favorite Pokemon and the original Uber Legendary. Mew has been discovered and we promise we didn't use GameShark.

Nov 02, 20221 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 85

Mewtwo

The Original 150 Pokemon finally comes to a close! As the Daycare Dittos round out the original Pokedex they meet eye to eye with a man-made monster that knows only battle and pain! Mewtwo is here!

Oct 26, 20221 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 84

Dratini, Dragonair, & Dragonite

This week Daycare Dittos officially become the House of the Dragons. Little Dratini is fished from the Safari zone and grows into a hyper beaming power-house! If you don't know what we are talking about, I'm sure Lance can help explain. DRAGONS!

Oct 19, 20221 hr 44 minSeason 1Ep. 83

Moltres

The scraggliest of the Legendary Birds is here to finish off the trio! Moltres looks like you lit a Fearow on fire, but it is way more than that. This is not a bird you want to catch on the wrong side of the Victory Road!

Oct 12, 202257 minSeason 1Ep. 82

Zapdos

KABOOOOOOM!!!! That's the sound of the thunder strike. The Daycare Dittos are halfway through the original Legendary Birds, and this one is arguably the coolest. Zapdos proves to be a shocking good time.

Oct 05, 20221 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 81

Articuno

What's that in the sky? It's a Legendary Bird and it counts in Spanish! The Daycare Dittos fly high with the majestic snow-covered mountaintops to discuss Articuno and it's devious psychic form!

Sep 28, 20221 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 80

Snorlax & Munchlax

That's a big boy! Look at this hefty fella! Big cute feets and a jelly belly. We love this Pokemon! Snorlax get's hungry and sleepy and will cut all commerce between the outside world and your town. Sara is extremely excited to present to you, Snorlax!

Sep 21, 20221 hr 32 min

Aerodactyl

Some things should stay dead. If there weren't enough scary Pokemon wandering Kanto, those no good scientists of Cinnabar Island are cloning pterodactyls with shark teeth who are best known for tearing out throats. 10 year olds wander the entire continent on their own in this world! This is very irresponsible.

Sep 14, 20221 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 78

Kabuto & Kabutops

Oddly the second Pokemon with knives for hands, but we can let that slide because it's one of the coolest thing to have as hands. It's week two of Fossil month! Get out your Dome Fossils! It's Kabuto time!

Sep 07, 20221 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 77

Omanyte & Omastar

Praise Lord Helix! What is dead may live again! It's Fossil month here at Daycare Dittos as we start talking about those rocks Cinnabar Island Lab's zap into Pokemon. Omanyte has tentacles and a huge Twitch following. What more can there be to talk about?

Aug 31, 20221 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 76

Polygon, Porygon 2 & Porygon-Z with Prof. Samphire Green

The Binder Institute is a Pokémon card research chair founded in 2018 by Prof. Samphire Green at Tamamushi U. School of Art & Design. Specializing in Gen I & II era illus. Who better to have discuss the digital duck than Prof Green!? Get ready to discuss the meta existence of Porygon's real life digital travels, Prof Green's art exhibit and finding your true self through Pokemon!

Aug 24, 20221 hr 56 minSeason 1Ep. 75

Vaporeon, Jolteon, & Flareon

The internet is a very scary place for all Pokémon. It doesn't matter if you're a starter, anime mainstay, or eevolution. Basically what we are trying to say is DO NOT GOOGLE VAPOREON. The rabbit hole is deep and horrifying. The Daycare Dittos bring their stones to the table and talk the first 3 eevolutions

Aug 17, 20221 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 74

Eevee & Scarlet/Violet News

When you grow up, you can be anything you want. Just make sure you have the right stone for the job. It is time to discuss everyones' favorite cute little puppy/fox/cat thing! Also, news has dropped on the new Pokemon games. The Daycare Dittos discuss the Scarlet and Violet reveals!

Aug 10, 20221 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 73

Ditto

We have finally made it this podcast's titular Pokémon! Ditto is here to lay eggs and chew bubblegum, and Ditto doesn't chew bubblegum because I imagine the consistency of it's body is too similar and things would get weird. Kids, put on your earmuffs! This whole episode is about love making with that sweet Dittussy!

Jul 27, 20221 hr 25 minSeason 1Ep. 72

Lapras

It's like a boat, only cuter and endangered! Lapras is the uber of the Pokemon world and it doesn't need to offer you a tiny water bottle for a 4 star review! Hang on for the ride and enjoy the sweet, sweet music of Lapras!

Jul 20, 20221 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 71
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