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Daycare Dittos: A Pokemon Master Class

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Every Pokemon. Every Single Arceus Damned One.

Peter, Sara, Steven and Dave continue in Professor Oak's footsteps by studying and delivering in depth reports on the ever growing roster of Pokemon.

Gain a level and join the Daycare Dittos every Wednesday Morning!.

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Episodes

Magikarp & Gyarados (Ft. Cody Freedom @2_oh_3)

Dip that old rod of yours in the water, it's Magikarp time! Friend of the pod and Connecticut's King of Ska, Cody Freedom @2_oh_3 joins to talk about the little fishy that could. This throw away carp defined "Glow Up" in the Pokemon world. Splash in and get ready.

Jul 13, 20221 hr 55 minSeason 1Ep. 70

Tauros

Tauros always gets the short end of the stick. in 26 years Tauros has not received an evolution, a baby, mega, giagantamax, or regional form. To make it worse, its episode was never aired in the US. One thing Tauros does get is its own episode of Daycare Dittos! Enjoy!

Jul 06, 20221 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 69

Pinsir

Head game strong. Head game is extremely strong when you can chop people in half with it. Pinsir is as its name implies, a bug with pincers on its head. What kind of bug is it though and was it supposed to evolve? Find out on this action packed episode!

Jun 29, 202248 minSeason 1Ep. 68

Magby, Magmar, & Magmortar Featuring Aaron Margolin

Nobody could better explain the intricacies of this lumpy, fire duck than Aaron Margolin. Lucky for us, he joined the Daycare Dittos this week to study Magmar, Magby, and Magmortar as well as share his journey to becoming a Pokemon Master in all aspects of the title!

Jun 23, 20221 hr 41 minSeason 1Ep. 67

Elekid, Electabuzz, Electivire & Scarlet/Violet

New Pokemon news is here and they bring us insanely attractive professors! The Daycare Dittos react and fill you in on everything we now know about Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. If new Pokemon weren't shocking enough, it's the week of Electabuzz!

Jun 08, 20221 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 66

Jynx & Smoochum

Jynx has created a lot of controversy over the years, but even without it's redesign and ban as part of the conversation, this is a really really upsetting Pokemon. Join the Daycare Dittos as they discuss the kissing, lady Pokemon with boobs.

Jun 01, 20221 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 65

Scyther, Scizor, & Kleavor ft. Scott Wilger (Former Jazwares Pokemon Design Manager)

Daycare Dittos is excited to welcome special guest Scott Wilger (@d3vilinthed3tails) to tackle the knife handed raptor/bug, Scyther! Scott knows his way around a Pokémon after serving as Pokemon Design Manager for Jazware and Wicked Cool Toys. Get an inside prospective from a skilled artist and Pokemon fan on this razor sharp episode!

May 18, 20221 hr 59 minSeason 1Ep. 64

Mime Jr, Mr.Mime, & Mr. Rime Ft. Frostwad

Frostwad makes her podcast debut for the most controversial episode yet! The crew goes through the evolutions of Mr.Mime and tries to come to a consensus on if Mr.Mime is a pervert or just a lovable creepo. You don't will not want to miss this one!

May 11, 20221 hr 35 minSeason 1Ep. 63

Pokemon, I Choose You (EP001)

The episode that kicks off the longest adventure of any 10 years old's life starts here! The Daycare Dittos revisit the first ever episode of the anime to witness the moment Ash and Pikachu meet. Also, did you know Ash didn't know what a Pokemon Center was and that Pokemon can't speak to him? Pallet town elementary schools were pretty awful.

May 04, 20221 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 62

Staryu, Starmie, & Misty

Jewelry + Starfish. Misty has stuck to this reliable Pokemon family to protect the Cerulean Gym, and it's gone well for her. Starmie and Staryu are described as extraterrestrial in nature and that's not even the weirdest fact. Join the Daycare Dittos as they dive in to the Starfish Pokemon and the history of beloved Pokemon character Misty!

Apr 20, 20221 hr 15 minSeason 1Ep. 61

Golden & Seaking

This fish has come to fuck and have interesting Pokedex facts, and we're all out of Pokedex facts. Goldeen and Seaking are just goldfish that are determined to spawn like salmon. Did we mention they have horns? Fuck Yeah, Seaking!

Apr 06, 202257 minSeason 1Ep. 60

DAYCARE DIGIMON: Digimon The Movie

Plug in your ethernet cables and grab those Digivices, it's time for Digimon! The Daycare Digimon have watched and recap the Digimon Movie as is appeared in the US (even though it is technically a smash cut of 4 Japanese movies). Enjoy! Also, Happy April.

Apr 01, 20221 hr 34 min

Horsea, Seadra, & Kingdra

A cutie with a "tubular mouth", Horsea is here! Who knew this tiny little sea horse grew into a horrifying God of the ocean? Let's hope this episode isn't a snoozer because a single yawn from Kingdra could capsize the podcast and kill us all.

Mar 23, 20221 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 59

Kangaskhan

Only one Pokemon this week? Nice! We can spend less time researching and more time playing Elden Ring. Kangaskhan is another momma pokemon that doesn't mess around. Don't get in between this monster and her baby if you like your limbs

Mar 16, 20221 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 58

Tangela, Tangrowth, & Pokemon Scarlet/Violet (ft. KarlGerm)

@KarlGerm is back, just in time for a a whole new generation of Pokemon to be announced! Gen 9 has hit with a brand new set of starters. What could be more exciting? How about a ball of vines with Jordans on? That's right! It's finally time to talk Tangela.

Mar 02, 20221 hr 24 minSeason 1Ep. 57

Happiny, Chansey, & Blissey (Ft. Adventures in Collecting)

HELLOOOO NURSE! Erik from @AIC_Podcast joins the Daycare Dittos for the big, pink egg Pokemon. Behind every successful Nurse Joy is a Chansey holding down the Pokemon center. This HP powerhouse changed a lot through the generations but she has cemented her place in the Pokemon World.

Feb 23, 20221 hr 25 minSeason 1Ep. 56

Rhyhorn, Rhydon, Rhyperior, & Shiny Hunting (Ft. Eliott)

55 episodes in and we are finally getting to the first Pokemon? Rhydon pre-dates the entire Pokemon series by 6 years and has a long history with the franchise. Friend of the pod @EliottBullen joins to discuss the complexities and history of Shiny hunting and this dumb as a rock Rhino.

Feb 16, 20221 hr 22 minSeason 1Ep. 55

Koffing, Weezing, & James (Ft. TwirlinCurtis)

Curtis of the EveryFnFF podcast joins the Daycare Dittos to discuss his favorite stinky little farters! It's a gaseous ball with a smile, what's not to love? And of course you can't talk Koffing without James of Team Rocket. All of this and more in this weeks episode!

Feb 09, 20221 hr 35 minSeason 1Ep. 54

Lickitung & Lickilicky

Spit and Stinks and Licks! Lickitung has always been an unassuming Pokemon that has sat on the sidelines since Gen 1. Who knew the secrets this pink little guy was hiding? This episode is a gross one. We warned you.

Feb 02, 202256 minSeason 1Ep. 53

Tyrogue, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, & Hitmontop

Step in the ring and put up your dukes! This fighting fam is a confusing mess of evolution and were brought together when a baby came into the picture in Gen 2! From Saffron City's second Gym to your ears, here comes the Hitmons!

Jan 26, 20221 hr 26 min

Cubone & Marowak

To the Game Freak employee who wrote all of the pokedex entries for Cubone, who hurt you? Prepare to cry.

Jan 19, 20221 hr 6 min

Exeggcute & Exeggutor (Featuring @ToyFarce)

Just spelling these Pokemon is hard enough, but the Daycare Dittos take a deep dive into these "Egg Plants" with the help of Toy News International's @TOYFARCE! The hilarious toy satirist joins the pod to discuss his Pokemon journey growing up in France, home of the best localization Pokemon has ever seen.

Jan 12, 20221 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 50

Voltorb & Electrode

PONDER THY ORB! We have made it to Pokemon 100 and if that wasn't special enough, these are Peter's favorites! The balls that make Team Rocket blast-off are here and they are ready to burst.

Dec 08, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 49

Krabby & Kingler (Ft. Joco)

The Daycare Dittos are deep in the "it's just an animal" section of the Pokedex. Lucky for them, Joco has arrived to rescue the conversation with tales of gross beaches and the fateful story of a wasted Masterball. It's crab time!

Dec 01, 20211 hr 22 minSeason 1Ep. 48

Drowzee & Hypno

Hide your kid! Add this Pokemon evolution to the Nightmare Fuel section in your Pokedex. Child abduction, being hypnotizes into a coma, and the eating of your hopes and dreams make Drowzee and Hypno the Boogeymen of Kanto.

Nov 24, 20211 hrSeason 1Ep. 47

Onix, Steelix, & Brock

Onix is an earthworm. That's pun and they doubled down on it! Listen to the Daycare Dittos discuss the rock snake and then break down the life and times of the horniest Pokemon Adventurer and Breeder, Brock!

Nov 17, 20211 hr 19 minSeason 1Ep. 46

Gastly, Haunter, & Gengar (ft. KarlGerm)

BOO! Scared ya! Time to kick off the spookiest of Pokemon a week late. Halloween may be over but the scary celebration doesn't need to end. @KarlGerm of the @everyfnff podcast joins the crew to discuss your dead family members that can now be caught and trained by 10 year olds!

Nov 03, 20211 hr 42 minSeason 1Ep. 45

Shellder & Cloyster

Cloyster is sexual in a very clinical way and that makes it a very very very very uncomfortable Pokemon. Shellder has a long tongue and has a cute voice. Cloyster is female genitals. Pokemon. Am I right?

Oct 27, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 44

Grimer & Muk

Just absolutely disgusting! You would expect grotesque descriptions from a pile of filth Pokemon but Muk and Grimer still find a way to surprise. They do their good deeds for the environment while also polluting your life with turbo stank. Come on this dumpster journey with us!

Oct 20, 20211 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 43

Seel & Dewgong

WARNING: SEEL MAY SEEM LIKE A POKEMON BUT IT IS NOT. THEY JUST CHANGED A SINGLE VOWEL AND ARE PLAYING IT OFF LIKE A WHOLE NEW THING. IF YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS ARE VICTIMS OF POKEFRAUD, PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST.

Oct 13, 20211 hrSeason 1Ep. 41
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