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Date Card

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Recapping and discourse about The Bachelor franchise and beyond through a queer, b*tchy, silly goofy lens. Follow our podcast page for memes @datecardpod Email inquiries to [email protected] Twitter: @datecardpodcast Producer: Jenna Vesper Art: Olivia Zakes Green Photography oliviazakesgreen.com Music: Jed Overly https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media #bachelor #bachelorette #bachelorinparadise #comedy #recap

Episodes

Three's Company - Couple To Throuple

While we are on break from our usual polyamorous dating show (the bachelor) Olivia and I finally got to sit down and watch Couple To Throuple and dish about it! From the premise to the jealousy dynamics, and everything in between we get in to it and get frankly pretty deep. Thank you Olivia make sure you follow her at @oliviazgphotography Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Olivia Makes Green https://www.oliviazakesgreen.com/ Mus...

Jun 07, 20241 hr 8 min

Will You Accept This Lesbian?

In honor of Pride Month I have collaborated with myself to take advantage of...I mean celebrate... my own community by having a month of fruity podcast fun!! Starting off with my interview with the authors of the new book Here For The Wrong Reasons, Annabel Paulsen and Lydia Wang! It is a sapphic romance novel that takes place on the set of a Bachelor style dating show and ya'll it is EVERYTHING TO ME! It was so cool talk to them about queer themes in our fave show, the writing process, and thei...

May 31, 20241 hr 6 min

Fire Chris Harrison Again

Three years ago disgraced host of The Bachelor franchise, Chris Harrison, was fired for his racist outburst and subsequent insincere apologies. But in those years he has attempted to rewrite that time and his legacy. And with the impending reality of his new dating show and continued image rehab...Limi and I wanted to work on a timeline deep dive of what happened in 2021 and prior. In hopes that it would not be swept under the rug or misremembered. To hold space for what it was like during these...

May 28, 20241 hr 37 min

My Bachelor Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

In this off season episode I'm joined by Shannon who, like me and Taylor, is also a member of The Tortured Poets Department. Which if you're confused about what that means, it just means we're traumatized gays with some mental illness. Together we try to spread the gospel of the alleged secondary layer of both albums...and oops it's almost two hours long. Just like this god forsaken double album drop. lol Thank you @dotherosesalign as always Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodca...

Apr 24, 20241 hr 40 min

Happy Bday Bachelor w/ DTRA

I don't think any of us saw this season and what it would bring coming. But it came for us regardless. The highs, the lows, the twists, the expected, and everything in between. We did it together. And to help celebrate that I was stoked to bookend the season with Shannon from Do The Roses Align. Together we talk about the finale, the edits, the girl power, the gay, the Bachelorette announcement and of course we talk THE PLANETS. Because the show had a birthday and it all means something people. ...

Mar 27, 20241 hr 41 min

Women Hug All w/ Epiphany

As is tradition we must gather all the ex's in one room and let the tension rise to the point of tears. But luckily there was some bombshells and soft moments to help ease the strife...barely. And to help me break down the Women Tell All, I am joined by Joey's future bae - Epiphany! Together we talk about how we got to this stage in the season, the main drama (Maria), the rampant racism, and our predicitions for the soft babygirl. Thank you Epiphany again- I LOVE YOU! Follow her @epiphanyxiann F...

Mar 20, 20241 hr 21 min

Do (it) Or Die Week with Positively Uncensored

I have to say after an entire season of beating us over the heads with tennis related moments, they really failed during Fantasy Suites to bring us any tennis related sex puns. According to a list of tennis terms I just googled, we could have seen talk of Forehand, Stroke, Ground Stroke, Foot Fault, and being a Receiver. I'm disappointed. But what does not disappoint, is this weeks podcast with guest Leah from Positively Uncensored! Together we talk about the overnight dates and what was said in...

Mar 13, 202455 min

Parental Advisory w/ Kickin It With Rae

When you're here, you're FAMILY. And that's also the theme of this week of The Bachelor, as Joey got to meet his final 4's families. And surprisingly it was entertaining and interesting??? I'm grateful I got to jump on with Renise from Kickin It With Rae Podcast! We get into family dynamics, Joeys responses, where the women shined or fumbled, and some thoughts on how bach nation is reacting. Huge thank you to Renise for having me on and I want you all to check out her page @kickinitwith_rae and ...

Mar 06, 20241 hr 8 min

The Rose Noire Crossover

What a treat this week as I got to join the lovelies over on The Rose Noire podcast to recap week 7 of Joesph's journey to get on bended knee. I truly had so much fun chatting with Claudia, Gena, Jasmine, and Monique and I know you will all love the episode! (Sorry again to them for the boner jokes.) If you're not already subscribed to their podcast, let this serve as a great gateway to that future for you! I believe in you! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-rose-noire-podcast/id17153330...

Feb 28, 20241 hr 39 min

(Almost) Paradise with Madeline

Welcome back to Bachelor Jojo's journey to find a woman who will accept that he's not a perfect man. A tall order considering women typically never have to settle in life or anything like that. But I digress because I am so excited for my guest this week, a long time listener first time caller by the name of Madeline! She recently when to Playa Escondita aka Paradise and I couldn't wait to hear about the behind the scenes of the resort! Oh we also recap week 6. If you even care. lollol Thank you...

Feb 21, 20241 hr 20 min

Vote For Joey with Monique

Welcome to Bizzaro Bach Nation folks! The male lead is a liberal who stands for equal rights- publicly! The kissing scenes are okay! The drama is not predictable! There are rumors of a gay season! insert spiny eye emoji And to help make sure I am not being totally gaslit this week, Monique of The Rose Noire Podcast joins me on the podcast! We do not hold back at all with our takes on the above as well as the transactional vibes of traumatic stories being displayed this season! Let's Go!!! Big th...

Feb 16, 20241 hr 13 min

Pageant Thing w/ Here To Find Love

Welcome back to week 3 of Joseph's journey to find his Pageant Queen or Doubles Partner or Wife or Stick of butter...I don't honestly know anymore but what I do know is that this week I participated in a really fun collab with the folks at Here To Find Love Show! Julie and Kelly have a really amazing youtube and podcast channel where the cover the Bachelor Franchise from their perspectives as two Asian American relationship coaches!! Together we recap most of episode 3 on my feed and then jumped...

Feb 07, 202452 min

Till Drama Do Us Part with Jasmine

Speak now or forver hold your peace because we are now in week 2 of Joey's journey to find a Bride. And EVERY ONE knows that the only way to do that is by making a group of women wear discount gowns and play musical chairs. And to help officiate this wedding I am joined by one of the lovelies of The Rose Noire Podcast, the hilarious Jasmine! Together we side eye Dr. Abs, try to figure our which M named woman is the oldest, Daisy's edit, and give Lauren her props where deserved. Huge thank you to...

Jan 31, 20241 hr

Baby Girl Bachelor Era with Epiphany

Ya'll I don't know whats shifted in our world but The Bachelor has entered into it's baby girl-ifed era with our green eyed Joey, colorful suits, and endearing editing. Only time will tell if it lands, but I swear you can taste something in the air. And to help me explore this intriguing energy, I am joined by the president of the Joey Fan Club - Epiphany Espinosa! Together we rave and rant about the wealth of women, the mysterious dramatic card, how the editing has shifted, of course wonder how...

Jan 24, 20241 hr 16 min

All The Single Ladies with DTRA

I hope you enjoyed your short off season (blink and you'd miss it) because the Bachelor waits for no one and Joey Graziadei's journey to find a engagement-situationship is UPON US. But before we start this season officially we must meet the THIRTY TWO single ladies ready for our curly haired soft boy and judge them purely off of a disjointed bio captions, their instagrams, and of course sun signs. Thank you to Shannon from Do The Roses Align for podcasting with me for 2 hours!! We managed to giv...

Jan 19, 20242 hr 6 min

Mr. and Mrs. Amazon.com with Connie

I don't know how they managed to do it...but folks they did it! I HAD FUN WATCHING THE GOLDEN WEDDING! There was sweetness, humor, fun alumni, boudoir photos and strippers!! And somehow some way they made me actually believe in love again. For now at least. And to celebrate this rare occasion I am joined by bestie Connie and together we talk about the best dressed, the drama, and naturally we stumble into so next level conspiracies! Congrats to the Golden couple! Lovely big thank you to Connie a...

Jan 07, 20241 hr 20 min

Fuck GrandBoy with Natalie Franklin

And with that we have arrived at the end of Gerry Turner's journey to find love. And for better or for worse it was quite dramatic!!!!! Perhaps the most dramatic finale ever. And to help me in spiraling about it all I am joined by writer and podcaster Natalie Franklin. Together we wonder how Gerry switched up that fast, break down the break up, appreciate the final couple, and dive in to some really wild rumors floating around. A big thank you to Natalie and make sure you're checking her out @na...

Dec 02, 202358 min

Knocking Boots with Dr. Diane

Get in your pjs and set the thermostat to sixty nine, because we are about to get our pilow talk on! That's right it was seggs weeks on The Golden Bachelor and boy howdy do we have a lot to discuss! And thankfully I am joined by Dr. Diane of @backtolovedoc and together we talk about edits, Jesse Palmer blushing, the stigma of seniors being intimate and what it's like to be a widow looking for love! Thank you Diane and make sure you all are following her! Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @...

Nov 18, 20231 hr 11 min

Seniors Tell All with Jess Ambrose

Could this season of the Golden Bachelor get any more endearing?? I didn't think it possible until the Golden Women Tell All and all the emotional moments we got to see RUINED ME! And to hold my hand while having an emotional breakdown I am joined by the one the only Jess Ambrose of Your Mom and Dad Pod and formerly Chatty Broads! We gab, we rant, we go aweeeee and together we wonder what conspiracies are happening on BIP. Thank you Jess so much and make sure you're following her @thebaddmom Fol...

Nov 11, 20231 hr 19 min

Retired Horse Girls with Limi

Home Sweet Hometowns are upon us and omg what a thing to behold within the Golden Bachelor Universe!! Sweet, emotional, and high stakes presenting. Ever making the harsh transition to BIP to painful and jarring. But thanks to friend of the pod Limi form @takethisrosepod we were able to properly dissect it all and more. Literally cannot stop gushing over how much fun it is to talk old and new bachelor drama with folks that GET IT!!!! Sometimes i wonder where this is all going, but then I am remin...

Nov 04, 20231 hr 48 min

Gerry's Best Day Ever with Bekah Cloud

Welcome back to another week of Gerry's journey to find love and Kat's journey earn the show it's explicit warning. And joining me this week is the ever lovely Bekah Cloud and together we crumble under Gerry's charm and ponder what we could've seen with more time from these spectacular women. We discuss the future of the series and what a senior paradise could be like and....speaking of paradise we also rant and kind of rave about this weeks episode. Because it finally gave us a little bit of so...

Oct 28, 20231 hr 15 min

Zipping It with Kelly Johns

Never have i ever... loved a Bachelor show more than I do the Golden Bachelor!! It is giving old classic seasons in the best way possible and im finding myslef genuinely rooting for our lead!! WHAT A CONCEPT???!!!!! To help me recap week 4 and of Gb and BIP I'm so grateful I to have been joined on the pod by actor, creator, and Bach Nation Day 1 fan - Kelly Johns! We talk about how she makes her parody videos, the drama and how Gerry handles it, and her pick for 1st Golden Bachelorette! I also l...

Oct 21, 20231 hr

Golden Poop Baby Shower

Congrats!! It's a piece of poop!! And it looks just like it's father aweee. But before we can name the little shit, we gotta talk week 3 of Gerry's journey to find love! And ya'll i'm truly still so obsessed it's embarrassing. The women, the genuine moments, the building drama! Give it to me!! BIP on the other hand?? You could actually give me less thank you very much. Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane...

Oct 14, 20231 hr 2 min

Gay For Gerry with Samantha Allen

No matter what happens we cannot, under any circumstances STOP BELIEVING. DON'T. I know you want to but it's vital, that you don' stop believing...in this franchises ability to make us feel some sort of way. And with week two that's just what they have done. Joined by writer and almost swiftie Samantha Allen, we illustrate all the ways the Golden Bachelor is thriving and also scaring the shit out of us. BONUS: we spend time at the beginning and at the end discussing Gaylor in a critical and inte...

Oct 07, 20231 hr 36 min

Nepo Moms with Kelli McClure

normally i write a fun caption but i sprained my wrist sry i luv u all thank u kellie for being on the pod Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

Sep 30, 20231 hr 6 min

Grandma Sponcon w/ DTRA

Date Card Pod is back and we've aged like fine wine. That's right THE TIME IS FINALLY HERE! The Golden Bachelor is upon us and we must dig into these hot older broads. I'm joined by the only person i knew who would really get in to these ladies profiles like i would, Shannon from Do The Roses Align! Together we spiral hard...which unfiltered instagram profile is the most telling, the sweetest, most unhinged, or most ready for stardom? Which one will be a villain, a cougar, or too good for our ma...

Sep 26, 20231 hr 31 min

Neil Lane Throwback with Bachelor Rabbit Hole

Everybody say thank you to Charity Lawson! Because I swear to Neil Lanes plastic surgeon (or necromancer), that this season had IT ALL and then some. Not the least of which was perhaps the most beautiful proposal we've had in years! And to jump in deep, I am joined by the amazing Ria of Bachelor Rabbit Hole!! Together we hold hands through the most jam packed 3 hour finale ever, lose it over the Paradise tease, share our thoughts on Joey's edit, and ugly cry about Charity and Dotun's fairytale e...

Aug 23, 20231 hr 18 min

Men Yell All with Epiphany

Incompetent old washed up 'presidents' could not keep us from this seasons Men Yell All. And for that I am a proud to be a member of Bachelor NATION...perhaps for the first time ever! I stand for the royalty free jazz anthem and MY president Charity Lawson. And to help me get in to every wild and dramatic moment of last nights tell all, I am joined by the lovely Epiphany Espinosa! We talk about the men (even the ones we forgot existed), Jesse's bad bitch energy, Charity effortlessly eviscerating...

Aug 16, 20231 hr 26 min

Bachelor Attachment Styles with Dr. Diane

This weeks episode was truly one for the books. Between shocking revelations of pasts, mid men talking about their bad relationship habits, fairy tales, and a red eye from San Diego to Fuji...there is no shortage of things to talk about. And to help me 'how does that make you feel?', I am joined by Dr. Diane Strachowski of @backtolovedoc. Together we break down the deep topics at hand, gossip like school girls, and yes...talk about therapist to be Nick Vilal. Thank you so much to Dr. Diane and m...

Aug 09, 20231 hr 9 min

No Place Like Hometowns with Limi

And just like that friends things are getting serious. Meet the parents serious! And while it might seem like a fast season in some ways, it undeniable that Charity has DONE THE DAMN THING WELL. This top 4 brings the heat, the romance, and as previews show the drama as well. And to help me breakdown all we learned about the remaining men, I am joined by friend of the pod, Limi! Together we catch everyone up on how our lead masterfully narrowed down her men, how the families played a roll in open...

Aug 02, 20231 hr 4 min
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