With great honor I present perhaps my favorite ever solo episode ever. insert Stefan from SNL voice IT HAS EVERYTHING: a personalized Eras Tour breakdown, Barbie movie thoughts, Bachelorette week 5 recap, a ghost from our past jumping out at me, promises to throw men smaller than me, and so much more! Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowco...
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Grab your flannels and rain boots babes we're going to The Pacific Northwest in hopes of helping Miss Charity find the love of her life. And don't worry it wont be a Sasquatch (no spoilers please!) To help me forage for store bought pine nuts, I'm joined by Shannon from Do The Roses Align!! Together we talk about Gerry (who's a Leo btw!) and his future MILF contestants, sweet men vs the scarf men, why Charity is attracted to the earth signs in the house, flush out a really good JANON, and wonder...
Jul 19, 2023•1 hr 31 min
Hey Barbies and Kens and Skippers everyone in between! Date Card is back with another breakdown of this season of The Bachelorette! Where our very own life size Barbie, Charity lawson, is on a mission much like Margot Robbie....to find the true meaning of life. Or to be truly bothered by a bunch of hairless buff Kens with suspicious fashion and ego issues. And to help me get into all the ways men are just digging the bar even further down than it already was, I am joined by friend of the pod Cam...
Jul 12, 2023•59 min
Welcome back friends to week two of Charity's journey to find love! This week the men must prove their love through many silly challenges that involve traumatizing the various gathered live audiences and maybe Yosef's daughter. We also see some romance building while other men fall victim to egos and jealousy. But hey at least if Charity ever loses an earring, Brayden has got her covered. Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Mikae...
Jul 05, 2023•46 min
And just like that...the gals are back! And boy do they all have some issues to UNPACK. But never fear two of your fave podcast gals (Jenna and Torry from RTBP pod) have also teamed up to help them and in the end learn a little about themselves along the way. Sex and The City has a way of doing that doesn't it?? So grab a fresh cosmo, and hold on to your Birkin friends...because we're about to find out what happens when people stop being polite...and start getting real. Make sure you're subcribe...
Jul 04, 2023•1 hr 22 min
It's the premiere week for our captivating Charity Lawson, and not only is it raining men...it actually rained. In LA. It's all good no climate change worries to see here. But what you will want to check in on is THIS episode of the podcast, where I am joined by Bachelor commentator and dear friend of the podcast and Ash Talks Bach. Together we discuss franchise sanctioned podcast mess, swoon about Charity, dissect some of the mens first impressions, and wonder out loud about some missing former...
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 14 min
Oh baby the BACH IS BACK! And so is everyones favorite (that's probably not true) gay recap podcast is back as well! Did you miss me? How could you honestly, I never shut the fuck up. And I won't start shutting up now because CHARITY IS THE BACHELORETTE and I'm so excited!! Honestly she deserves the world and I can't wait to see how her season unfolds. But first we unfortunately must deal with the men. lol. Yes thats right its cast bio time loves and ooooof there's a lotta bad hair cuts, cringe ...
Jun 23, 2023•1 hr 7 min
In this very magical episode of Date Card pod, I am joined by one of the star of The Ultimatum: Queer Love...the one the only Tiff Der. Together we talk about their feelings about the show, how they got cast, behind the scenes hot goss, and then we discuss their relationship and break up with their ex and their healing journey. We dive into their trail marriage with the lovely Sam, and their friendship with Vanessa, and some other connections or lack thereof with some of the other cast members. ...
Jun 16, 2023•1 hr 20 min
One week after the finale of The Ultimatum: Queer Love AND I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. And let's be honest you're obsessed too. Who could blame you with all of the cast fully doing their post show shit on instagram. Like I mean. Oooof. So I begged Shannon from Do The Roses Align to jump on and break down all that's been happening with the cast. Who am I kidding, Shannon lives to talk gay mess and of course she came prepared to sprinkle in some astrological takes. You love to see it! Stay tu...
Jun 15, 2023•1 hr 40 min
Let's all hold hands as we sit here together processing the finale and reunion of The Ultimatum: Queer Love and all it gave us and all that it left us wanting for. It truly ran the gambit from shocking engagements, dramatic break ups, and call outs to pretty smooth rocks. And to hold my hand through all of it, I am joined by Tiff's friend Natasha Sebastiani. YES that Natasha! The break out gem of this show for her frank honesty, realistic advice, and charming smile. Together we giggle, get serio...
Jun 08, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Oh gays what are we going to do??!! The Ultimatum: Queer Love is exposing all of our gay secrets and agenda notes!! But if it helps some straights find the light, I'm all here for it. And to help me find my own light in the midst of the 4 most jam packed episodes of TV i have ever consumed, friend of the podcast Olivia hopped on! Together we actually share a really beautiful moment, as two individuals who have never shut up about The Bachelor actually being Polyamorous and Gay... to talk to each...
Jun 02, 2023•1 hr 34 min
Hi Gay! I'm so happy you're here (maybe queer) and I can't wait for you to listen in on my first ever recap of The Ultimatum: Queer Love! Because ya'll it might be the best reality television I have ever watched. LOVE STORIES. DRAMA. TOPS. BOTTOMS. OH MY! I'm so honored to be joined by queer writer, musician, podcaster, and creator of @queerkidsstuff, Lindz Amer and together we talk about how The Bachelor is actually pretty gay, other queer dating shows, and all the juiciest and gayest moments f...
May 24, 2023•2 hr 4 min
You hear that? That's wedding bells...and wedding yells. Because yes thats right, season 4 of Love Is Blind has wrapped and I'm back from my Bachelor hibernation to TALK ABOUT IT! Very grateful friend of the pod, Kellie, could hop on and wade through the many messes of this season with me and laugh about the utter shit show the 'live' reunion was. (we hope whatever tech production assistant that was ignored, knows that you're seen and heard. We support you even if your Netflix overlords didn't l...
Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 12Ep. 13
I'll just say this...in this OPEN RELATIONSHIP, we discuss parameter changes asap and we discuss the finale of The Zachelor. Because i have the utmost respect for you my loving leftist bachelor polycule. And to help me tackle this 3 hour is returning guest, the delightful Marilyn of @marilyn.movies! Together we celebrate the curse that's been lifted from Bachelor Nation, all of the power moves Ariel, Gabi, and Kaity executed, Chap The Dad, Jesse's can never tell a lie moment, and allllll of our ...
Mar 29, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 12Ep. 12
It may be sex week but its also the dumbass week apparently, because our Zachelor sure did create quite the omg you have got to be kidding me Zach pickle for himself. And to help me wade through the stagnant waters of that final date and recap this week, I am joined again by author of Patricia Wants To Cuddle, the lovely Samantha Allen. Together we defend the Recchia, try to make sense of the motives behind Zach's unnecessary parameters, unpack the religious subtext, and naturally try to get to ...
Mar 22, 2023•54 min•Season 12Ep. 11
Hey besties we got a BOGO! Two episodes recapped for the price of one! What a deal! And here to assist Jenna in this Hometowns Women Yell All crossover event of the century is friend and fellow Roses For Every Body campaign member, Jenny! Together we wax poetically about the days when the leads didn't have to tell on themselves as much, break bread with the families, lace our shoes up because they fit, undergo some needed DEI training, and accidentally stan both episodes more than our bitter, pe...
Mar 16, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 12Ep. 10
It's week 7! Lucky number 7! And that means it's pre hometowns week! Ummmm wtf how did this season go by so quickly? I guess the saying is true, time flies when you're having just an okay time. But ya'll you are about to have a great fucking time because bestie of the podcast, Connie, is back to recap, roast, and relate to the struggles of these contestants just trying to not suddenly be disliked by Zach. Together we expose mentalists for †heir trickery, piece together the secondary love story o...
Mar 08, 2023•57 min•Season 12Ep. 9
And just like that we're over the half way mark of this season of The Zachelor and you know who else is OVER something? Zach. And the something he's over? Any woman who is kinda sorta a bummer. Pray for this man her will not survive this season I fear. To break down all of the Kat fighting (get it???) this week, I am joined by hilarious content creator, Olivia Layne! She loves to lovingly snark on The Bachelor, fashion and pop culture and ya'll are going to love her hot takes on Zach the grump, ...
Mar 01, 2023•52 min•Season 12Ep. 8
Date Card Pod is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting. Join Zoom Meeting https://us02web.zoom.us/j/ 666 Meeting ID: 420 1234 6969 In this weeks meeting Jenna is joined by comedian Brittany Tilander, of recent fat Bachelor casting tiktok viral fame, to recap The Zachelor's 5th week of this journey to find a best friend. NOT to be confused with a sales quarter. Don't you fucking dare. Anyways Brittany and I talk fatness in the franchise, gossip about some bachelor nation couples, cheer Gabi on...
Feb 22, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 12Ep. 7
This Sunday Sunday Sunday... Jenna is joined by Blair from Talk Purity To Me to have a conversation about evangelical purity culture vis-à-vis Bachelor Nation, and specifically the recent podcast that Madi & Grant Troutt did about their very very new marriage and their threesomes with Satan. CW: discussions about religious trauma, consent culture, and general patriarchal fuckery. Thank you to Blair and make sure you're following her on all the platforms @talkpuritytome Follow us on insta @da...
Feb 19, 2023•46 min•Season 12Ep. 6
Hope your bags were packed well babes because we left that shithole mansion and headed to the Bahamas! There we observed Zach miraculously handle yet another week of drama...well??? To help me make heads or tails of how this excitable guy has managed to surpass many expectations, so far, is one of the members of @the_blk_roses podcast, the lovely Claudia Thompson. We get in to the drama between Kylee and Stasi, discuss Brooklyn's bravery, give our roses and thorns of week 4, and give our opinion...
Feb 15, 2023•56 min•Season 12Ep. 5
Touchdown bros! It's week 3 of The Zachelor and let's just say all the tight ends and receivers...were in it to win it winky emoji . And by it I guess I mean a chance to see the leads ballzachs. I don't know dudes shit got weird this week. But whats more important is that Bekah Cloud, a TikToker, Yoga Instructor & Aerialist, joins the pod to talk Bachelor, Grammy’s, Gaylor & Disability Representation. Born with VATER Syndrome, Bekah shares her experiences and journey to accepting and und...
Feb 08, 2023•1 hr 35 min•Season 12Ep. 4
Well wouldn't you know it's week two of Mr. Zachelors journey to find love with a stunning woman (probably a nurse) on tv for our entertainment, and the drama is already starting to heat up in the mansion. And to help me make sense of any of it is writer, podcaster, and pop culture girlie Sophie Ross! We give our roses and thorns of the week, talk about some trending topics, and of course we rant about N ck V all for a while because Sophie and I are twin flames apparently. Make sure you're follo...
Feb 01, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 12Ep. 3
And just like that we have a 'new' season of The Bachelor! For better or for worse we are now rooting for a deep voiced man who is likes football and has aspirations of being a Wife Guy (oooof that title has been ruined hasn't it?). Despite very little effort on the franchises part to make us feel any sort of connection with this man created from on of Bachelor Clues' AI generators, Date Card Pod is back to recap, theorize, talk shit, and befriend/make enemies with the 30 (now 20) women who are ...
Jan 24, 2023•57 min•Season 12Ep. 2
Hope you enjoyed your break because The Bachelor is back and with it is another crop of sexy babies and monsters on the hill trying to win a Neil Lane ring. Or I guess...we mean Zach's heart. Quick name one thing you know about Zach! If your only answer is that he's white or his uncle is Puddy from Seinfeld, then you're about as prepared as any of us are! But rest assured Jenna and fellow Bachelor commentator, Shannon from Do The Roses Align, are here to break down what we know about him and his...
Jan 19, 2023•2 hr 3 min•Season 12Ep. 1
We did it everybody! We fucking did it!!!!!!!! And by it, I am of course talking about the marathon that was back to back seasons of bachelor shows with the added bonus of extra paradise episodes like what the actual fuck? I'm sorry but I don't think we are talking about this enough as a fanbase. Who and where do we send the cease and desist letter my sisters in christ. OKAY OKAY SORRY back to the podcast description... THIS week I am joined by friend of the pod and everyones fave funny, sassy, ...
Nov 24, 2022•1 hr 35 min•Season 11Ep. 22
After one of the most harrowing experiences of her life, Jenna is joined by fellow traumatized swiftie Kellie to recap how we managed to get tickets to the end of the world...oh and we recap week 8 of Bachelor In Paradise. No no no truly we do actually spend the vast majority of the podcast on paradise for those who need a break from the anti-hero herself. Thank you as always to Kellie for bringing the nuance and the big picture outlook to this show! Please please please (x30) make sure you foll...
Nov 19, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 11Ep. 21
My sisters in non denominational savior - Date Card Pod is back and ready to find a someone with provider privilege. Listen we are here to fight alongside with the working class but and the same time Jenna is also tired of twining with Logan and having TWO roommates. Anyways if thats you and you need a step mom for your dying dog slide in to the dms. For everyone else please sit back and relax and enjoy the recap because it features bestie of the pod, Ashley from @ashtalksbach! YAY!!!! Follow us...
Nov 11, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Season 11Ep. 20
Thank you SO MUCH to The Black Roses for letting us drop your recap into our feed! It's a great listen and hope ya'll enjoy!! Follow and subscribe to @the_blk_roses We’re 5 black women who enjoy reality TV and recap the Black experience each week on shows that we love. The Bachelor is only one of the many shows we enjoy, so we wanted to make sure our new name reflected the diversity of our viewing interests. Our mission is to celebrate the Black and Brown alumni in reality TV, and ensure they re...
Nov 03, 2022•Season 11Ep. 19
It seems like everyone in Bachelor Nation is getting married or engaged or breaking up and here I sit the most single I have ever been. Here to help me get back on the dating apps and recap week 5 of Paradise is friend and fellow member of Roses For Every Body, Epiphany! She and I lay it all out and wonder out loud why certain people keep staying on the beach when they should grab Salley's suitcase and head to the airport. Thank you so much Epiphany!! Follow her @epiphanyxiann Follow us on insta...
Oct 29, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 11Ep. 18