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Dads Rank Things

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A definitive ranking of the most indefinite things: from the commonsensical to the outright outrageous. Just two dads speaking their minds...or what’s left of them.
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Ep 35: Best Jobs for Santa on the Other 364 Days, Best Uses for Amazon Boxes, Top Gifts to Commemorate 2020

What are the bets jobs for Santa Claus on the other 364 days of the year? Amazon boxes piling up? We've got some good uses for them. And 2020 has been a long, long, journey, so what are some Christmas gifts to commemorate this year? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 35th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Dec 23, 202016 minSeason 2Ep. 35

Ep 33: Worst Fall Trendy Things, Best Bonfire Foods, Top Things You DON'T Want to See at the Pumpkin Patch

What are the WORST trendy things we do in the Fall? Bonfires are great for warmth (and drinking), but what are the best foods to have around the flames? And we all go to the pumpkin patch, but what are the top things you never want to see there? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 33rd episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Nov 15, 202018 minSeason 1Ep. 33

Ep 31: Holidays That Should Exist but Don't Yet, Top Rules of Eating on the Road, Worst Songs You Can Play at a Wedding Reception

What the holidays that should exist, but don't...yet? Everybody does it, but nobody does it well. What are the Top Rules for Eating on the Road? And there's always the "Do Not Playlist" at a wedding reception. But what songs should ALWAYS be on that? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 31st episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Oct 19, 202024 minSeason 1Ep. 31

Ep 30: Top Years to Go Back to If You Had a Time Machine, Top TV Shows to Bring Back and Worst Fashion Trends We Hope Never Come Back

If you had a time machine, what year would you go back to and why? What are the top TV shows that we should bring back for one more season? (same cast) And they've been a lot of bad fashion trends, but what are the worst of the worst that should NEVER come back? Jones and Tyler and...special guest DAVID ADAM rank them all in the 30th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings...

Jun 19, 202025 minSeason 1Ep. 30

Ep 28: Top Things You Can Never Look Cool Doing, Most Popular Movies You Still Haven't Seen, Dumbest Things You Actually Believed As a Kid

Sometimes it's hard to look cool doing anything as dads, but what are the TOUGHEST things to look cool doing? What are the most popular movies you still haven't seen? As kids, we believe in some weird...and dumb stuff, let's list the most unbelievable now? Jones and Tyler and...special guest DAVID ADAM rank them all in the 28th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings...

Mar 19, 202023 minSeason 1Ep. 28

Ep 27 - Favorite Rom-Com's of All-Time, Best Excuses for Not Getting Your Wife a Gift on Valentine's Day, Old School Terms of Endearment We Should Bring Back

THE VALENTINE'S DAY EPISODE What are our Favorite Romantic Comedies of All-Time? Say you didn't get your girl a gift, what excuses could you use to help spare the beheading? Some old-time terms of endearment should be brought back, we give you the best! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 27th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings...

Feb 14, 202018 minSeason 1Ep. 27

Ep 26 - Top Must-Have Foods at a Super Bowl Party, Best Andy Reid Looks Like Examples, Most Common Questions Asked by Non-Football Fans Watching the Super Bowl

THE SUPER BOWL EPISODE What are the top must-have foods at a Super Bowl party? Andy Reid Looks Like _________ (we give our best examples) What are the most common questions asked by non-football fans watching the Super Bowl? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 26th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Jan 31, 202015 minSeason 1Ep. 26

Ep 25: Bold Sports Predictions for 2020, Favorite Movie Quotes of All-Time, Top Things You Want a Lifetime Supply Of

Everyone has their sports predictions for 2020, but we're actually going to be right...take your pick! We've seen a LOT of movies in our lifetime, but what are our favorite movie quotes ever? If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 25th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings...

Jan 24, 202024 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Ep 24 - Worst Christmas Songs of All-Time, Most Common Careers of Hallmark Xmas Movie Good Guys, Top Christmas Sayings that Sound Quite Naughty

We've all got our our favorite Christmas songs, but what are the worst holiday tunes ever? Love 'em or hate 'em Hallmark Christmas movies are a popular tradition, but if you take a closer look, there's a pretty formulaic trend to their good guys' careers...who's doing what? Christmas cliches abound in December, but what your tongue cause you might end up on the naughty list for saying some of these dirty innuendos! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 24th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get...

Jan 01, 202017 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Ep 23 - Best Awful Songs that We Actually Like, Top TV Moms of All-Time, Things Our Dads Used to Say that We Now Say Too

Everyone has their favorite bad songs, so what are YOUR top awful songs that you actually like? We've already tackled the Top TV Dads, so who are the Top TV Moms of All-Time? What are the top things your dad used to say and thought you swore you'd never say it, now you catch yourself saying all the time? GO! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 23rd episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings...

Dec 12, 201922 minSeason 1Ep. 23

Ep 22 - Best Children's Books of All Time, Top Words You Can Never Spell Right, Worst Thanksgiving Dish Ever

What are the best children's books of all-time? SERIES ONLY! What if there was a spelling bee for adults: what word would give you the buzzer? And there's a lot of good food for Thanksgiving, but what are the absolute WORST dishes on turkey day? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 22nd episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Nov 27, 201918 minSeason 1Ep. 22

Ep 21 - Best Dad Halloween Costumes, Favorite Scary Movies of All-Time, Scariest Places to Go Alone

What are the best Halloween costumes for a dad? Even if you're not a horror movie fan, everyone has something to like in our list of Favorite Scary Movies of All-Time. And a simple goal of life should be NOT to die, so what are the scariest places to go alone? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 21st episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings...

Oct 31, 201923 min

Ep 20: Favorite Sports Bad Boys, Worst Household Chores, Best Non-Cartoon Kids Shows in the 90's

Love 'em or hate 'em: who are our favorite spots bad boys of all-time? What are the absolute worst household chores to do? Growing up in the 90's, what were the best kids' shows that weren't cartoons? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 20th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Oct 16, 201923 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Ep 19: Best Movie Soundtracks of All Time, Top MTV Shows When We Were Growing Up, Worst People to Sit Next to on a Plane

What are the best movie soundtracks of all-time? They don't make 'em like they used to! When we were teens, MTV shows were AWESOME, but which ones are tippy top? We all have our annoyances 30,000 feet in the air, but who are the absolute WORST people to sit next to on a plane? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 19th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings...

Sep 10, 201924 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Ep 18: Top Cartoon Characters You Are Most Like, Movies You Always Stop to Watch, Best Disney Movie Villains

To encapsulate your personality in animation, which cartoon character are you the MOST like? There are a ton of movies playing on rerun ALL the time, but what's the movie that you just have to stop to watch each and every time it's on a screen? Disney has had dozens of villains over 80 years of movies, but who are the top bad guys/women? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 18th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings...

Aug 06, 201928 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Ep 17: Top TV Dads of All-Time, Worst Things To Find In a Backyard Pool, Most Common Names of Cool People We All Know

Who are your favorite TV dads ever? Important to clarify, not the best dads here...but our FAVORITES! It's summer and just about anything goes when you're swimming, but what are the worst things to find in a backyard pool? In the very first podcast, we covered the most common names of weird people we all know, but what are the most common names of cool people we all know? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 17th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at...

Jul 23, 201923 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Ep 16: Top Things We Learned from Our Grandparents, Laws that Should Exist But Don't Yet, Worst Two Words in Sports

Our elders have a lot to teach us, but are we actually learning? Our Grandparents did give us these life lessons... Without getting too political, we've narrowed down the top laws we need to legislate right now! We've all heard GAME SEVEN are the best two words in sports, but what are the worst two words in sports? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 16th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings...

Jul 10, 201922 min

Ep 15: Worst Father's Day Gifts, Most Important Songs of All Time, Best Go-To Sandwiches

We've covered some bad gifts for Mom, but what are the worst present ideas for Father's Day? We all have our favorite songs, but what are the most IMPORTANT songs in modern history? Nom nom time, what are the best go-to sandwiches? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 15th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Jun 20, 201922 min

Ep 14: Sayings We All Know But Our Kids Won't Use, Worst Parade Handouts, Absolute Worst Times for Your Phone Battery to Be at 1%

There's a lot of phrases and sayings that we're used to, but the next generation will have no clue what that means...so what are the Top 3? Is there anything good you get a parade? We'll tackle the worst three with a special request from the Mayor of Quincy! It's the modern emergency, you're phone starts blinking red cause the battery is at 1%. What are the absolute worst times for that to happen? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 14th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree o...

Jun 06, 201922 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Ep 13 - Favorite Disney Songs Ever, Best Alexs of All-Time, Top Dad Nicknames for Kids

Disney has been making movies, and songs for those movies, for more than 80 years...but what are the best songs? Particularly NOT annoying if listened to over and over again... We all know guys and gals named Alex, but who are the best Alexs of all-time in history? We've listed the top nicknames you should call your dad, but which nicknames should dad use on kids? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 13th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.fac...

May 10, 201916 min

Family Show Death Match - Family Matters

Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of the classic TGIF show Family Matters? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?

Apr 17, 20196 min

Tyler Predicts Tiger Woods Wins the Masters and Then...

Originally recorded: January 15, 2019 Tyler made the BOLD sports prediction of 2019 that Tiger Woods would win the Masters...and it CAME TRUE! But what else did he say would happen for Tiger in the same year?

Apr 15, 201958 sec

Ep 12 - Top Instances When Its Acceptable to Use the Word "Hella", Most Common Fashion Faux Pas for Dads, Movie Classics that We've Never Seen and Never Will

If you're a dad, "hella" is a word that is rarely said, but there are some specific instances that you can get away with it. But how should you use it? Every dad gets caught in a fashion faux pas once they reach a certain age, but what are the most common to avoid? And when talking with friends about movies, a shocking "you've never seen that?" is bound to come up. So for these movie buffs, what are the classics they've never seen...and never will? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 12th episo...

Apr 12, 201916 min

Small Talk - A Daytime Discussion on Natty Ice

Have you ever tried the higher alcoholic content beer known as Natty Ice? The natural cousin of Natty Light, is the topic of a quick conversation on Tuesday mornings and cheap beer rankings by Jones and Tyler...

Mar 30, 201959 sec

Ep 11 - Best Food Pairing with Cheap Beer, Most Annoying Club Bangers of Our Time, Top Sports Nicknames of the 1980's

What are the best foods to pair with cheap beer? You always need something to cleanse the palate... Everyone has the "this is my JAM" song, but what about the opposite? We rank the Most Annoying Club Bangers of Our Time (the 2000's) Who had the best nicknames of the 1980's sports world? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 11th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we n...

Mar 29, 201920 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Ep 10 - Least Favorite Things to See at the Beach, Best Beach Drinks, Colloquialisms for Man's Bikini Bottom

What are your least favorite things to see on the beach? Somethings that are really hard on the eyeballs... You need to stay hydrated on the beach, but what are the best drinks to have? With booze, of course... It's pretty rare, but a man in a bikini bottom deserves a good nickname, we've got the best ones you'll ever hear! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 10th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your sug...

Mar 15, 201915 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Family Show Death Match - Saved by the Bell

Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of the classic Saved by the Bell? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?

Feb 28, 20195 min

Family Show Death Match - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?

Feb 19, 20194 min
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