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Dads Rank Things

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A definitive ranking of the most indefinite things: from the commonsensical to the outright outrageous. Just two dads speaking their minds...or what’s left of them.
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Episodes

Ep 9 - Biggest Pet Peeves in Everyday Life, Best Modern Day Kids' Cartoons, Top Occupations for Ken Doll

What are your biggest pet peeves in everyday life? Not all kids' cartoons are made equal...some are actually really good. So what are the top ones you should be watching right now? He's been Barbie's boyfriend for more than 50 years, but how does Ken make any money? Here are the top jobs for Ken Carson...yep, that's his name! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 9th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your su...

Feb 15, 201918 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Ep 8 - Worst Valentine's Day Gifts, Best Nicknames for Dad, Top Superstitions We Actually Believe In

What are the absolute worst Valentine's Day gifts you can give your wife? Besides dad or daddy, what are the best nicknames for the man who raised you? Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? There's a lot of superstitions out there, but what are the top ones we actually believe in? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 8th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Bo...

Feb 08, 201916 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Family Show Deathmatch - Full House

Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of Full House? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?

Feb 07, 20195 min

Small Talk - Getting Lit on the Etymology of "Lit"

Have you ever used the slang word “lit” to describe something (other than brightness)? Jones and Tyler discuss the origins, the uses and the scale of the word lit from college parties to what it has become today.

Jan 26, 20191 min

Ep 7 - Best Family Sports Movies, Most Surprising Musicians Still Alive, Top Words to Retire in 2019

What are the best family sports movies...since 2000? Wow, they're still ALIVE? Who are the most surprising musicians who aren't dead (yet)? We all get annoyed at some phrases, but what are the very top words we should retire in 2019? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 7th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively.......

Jan 25, 201920 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Small Talk - Camo Cursing (Hiding the Expletives)

How good are you at showing restraint with your swearing? There are certain situations that might behoove you to "camo curse" instead of letting the expletives really fly. Jones and Tyler discuss their current methods...both the good and the bad.

Jan 18, 20192 min

Ep 6 - Best 80's Slang to Bring Back, Boldest 2019 Sports Predictions, How to Hide a Burp

What's the best 1980's slang to bring back into our modern vocab? 2019 is bound to be an exciting year in sports, but what are the really BOLD predictions? It's not sexy, but how do you hide a burp in public? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the sixth episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively.......

Jan 16, 201919 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Ep 5 - New Year's Resolutions for Dads, Horror Movie Villain as Best Friend, Best Everyday Smells

What are the top New Year's Resolutions every dad can make and actually keep? If you had to choose a horror movie villain as a best friend, who would it be and why? What are the best everyday smells that aren't food or flowers? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the fifth episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively.......

Jan 04, 201917 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Small Talk - Best Sports to Watch to Take a Nap

"Resting your eyes" while watching a game on TV. Every man does this, it's just part of human nature. But which sports are the BEST to watch in order to take a nap? Jones and Tyler discuss in this edition of Small Talk.

Dec 24, 20182 min

Ep 4 - Most Exciting Sports to Watch, Annoying Text Acronyms, 3 Simple Things That Blew Our Mind

What are the most exciting sports to watch outside of baseball, basketball, football, hockey and soccer? There are some really annoying text acronyms out there, but what are the worst of the worst? Maybe we're just dumb, but we blew each other's minds with 3 simple things...will you get mind blown too? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the very fourth episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for fu...

Dec 21, 201819 minSeason 1Ep. 4

Ep 3 - Best Emojis for Men, Top Places to Sleep Not in a Bed, Most Overrated TV Shows of All Time

What are the best emojis you can and should be using as a man? Where are the top places to sleep if you're not in your bed? (Air up mattress and futon don't count either) What are the most overrated TV Shows of all time? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the very third episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively...

Dec 16, 201814 minSeason 1Ep. 3

Small Talk - Celebrity Retweets

Have you ever been retweeted by a celebrity, athlete or big company? Jones and Tyler talk about their most epic claims to Twitter fame including Starz, Taco Bell and...Kareem Rush?

Dec 14, 20182 min

Ep 2 - Best Christmas Songs, Questions to Ask BEFORE Getting Married, Real Animals That Seem Made Up

What are the best Christmas songs ever sung? What are the top questions you should ask your partner BEFORE getting married? There are real animals that are really hard to describe to someone who's never seen them before...in fact, they seem made up. What are the most unbelievable? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the very second episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we ...

Dec 13, 201817 minSeason 1Ep. 2

Ep. 1 - STL XFL Team Nickname, Best Movie Franchises with 6 Films, Most Common Names of Weird People

What should St. Louis name their new XFL team? What are the best movie franchises with at least 6 films? What are the most common names of weird people we all know? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the very first episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings Send us your suggestions for future episodes too, we need help. Both literally and figuratively...

Dec 13, 201814 minSeason 1Ep. 1

Small Talk - Comedy Sequels

"Hire Me!" Jones and Tyler discuss what's wrong with comedy sequels and how they can make them better...

Dec 01, 20185 min
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