CriticalMass Podcast - Election 2024
Hey CriticalMassterbators.....in this episode we talk about the election and the direction of our country.
Nov 10, 2024•1 hr 55 min
CriticalMass Podcast
Two semi-educated guys with opinions that talk about everything from politics to pop culture. We skewer the norm and frankly don't care how you feel about it. We're rude, crude, and...blude? I don't know...is that a word? Anyway, we're heavy on politics and current events and we have awesome interviews with interesting people.
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CriticalMass Podcast - WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK
After a long hiatus we're back! Evil is attempting to arise back in the US. There is only one group of morons that can fight back against the Orange Fascist! And that's CriticalMass! We single handedly helped Biden beat Trump in 2020 and we're back in 2024 to help again! We discuss the election mostly, we talk about Palestine, we talk about....well we do a lot of drinking. Sit back and enjoy! Let us know if you want more, we will be changing our release schedule and we want to hear from you!...
Nov 02, 2024•1 hr 57 min
Season XX - Ep 3 - It Was Tasteless, It Was Stupid
Season XX - Ep 3 - It Was Tasteless, It Was Stupid Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about questionable party guests, ambiguity in messaging, Jonah Hill, folks getting fired over old tweets, Joss Wheadon sucks, boys playing with girls’ toys, and complaints about all things medical. Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western N...
Nov 22, 2023•2 hr 1 min
Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 2) - Our Chat with Ruben
Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 2) - Our Chat with Ruben Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk to one of their favorite guests, Ruben! We talk to him about all his creative ventures! This is Part 2 of our 2-part episode with Ruben. Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Sticker, Vinyl and Cus...
Oct 23, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 1.) - Our Chat with Ruben
Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 1.) - Our Chat with Ruben Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk to one of their favorite guests, Ruben! We talk to him about all his creative ventures! This is Part 1 of our 2-part episode with Ruben. Stay tuned next week for Part 2! Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, W...
Oct 15, 2023•58 min
Season XX - Premiere - Water You Worried About?
Season XX - Premiere - Water You Worried About? Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about the porn rating system, crushed billionaires are funny, falling asleep during the Avatar films but the ride was awesome, the repeal of Affirmative Action, privilege and what it means, Rocness’ indigestion, voting Republican has become a danger to America, “Pro-Life,” is the laziest “stance,” our thoughts on the end of Ted Lasso (SPOILERS), AppleTV+ nailing it in original programming, the awful housing ma...
Aug 21, 2023•1 hr 40 min
Season Canada - Finale - Thank You, But No
Season Canada - Finale - Thank You, But No Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about Billy Joel, DeSantis destroying Florida, new bills and laws that harm Americans in Florida, companies doing altruistic things for selfish reasons (is that wrong though?), both “sides” aren’t the same, MTG being batshit crazy, Boebert getting divorced, do not leave your child alone with a priest, being propositioned for sex, penises, gripes about software, local elections and legislation, Mom’s of Liberty (ter...
Jun 11, 2023•1 hr 37 min
Season Canada - Ep 9 - Blood and Lime Juice
Season Canada - Ep 9 - Blood and Lime Juice Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, Dan’s distaste for pajama’s in public, saying things out loud rather than in your head, emotional intelligence and anger, your kids saying things to get you beat up, Hobby Lobby can go to hell, and lazy food service workers. Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach ou...
Jun 04, 2023•1 hr 12 min
Season Canada - Ep 8 - CriticalMass On The Road
Season Canada - Ep 8 - CriticalMass On The Road Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam are joined by LJ and JD in Dan’s minivan on our way to a 4-day drunk in Cooperstown, NY! Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Sticker, Vinyl and Custom Needs! Thanks to our Sponsors! Adam’s links: be...
May 27, 2023•1 hr 23 min
Season Canada - Ep 7 - These “People” Are Voters
Season Canada - Ep 7 - These “People” Are Voters Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss gun-nuts, Texas being a cesspool, local beheadings, typical grocery store stupidity, Farmers Only - more like Closeted Farmer Only, Republicans actively trying to harm the LGBTQ+ community while secretly being gay, Ted Cruz going to hell as a d*ckless coward, Tucker Carlson FIRED, people correcting people incorrectly on the internet, White House Correspondence Dinner, Not So Sleepy Joe, no need to be a dic...
May 21, 2023•1 hr 42 min
Season Canada - Ep 6 - Rawdoggin’ It
Season Canada - Ep 6 - Rawdoggin’ It Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss television, breaking character, Dan’s hate for Impractical Jokers, why the Holderness Family is just not funny, women and plastic surgery, other strange physical alterations for “beauty,” fake boobs, internal v external validation, chaperoning your kids’ dances, when we went to dances, oddly political magicians, and more grocery store hijinx! Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We lo...
May 14, 2023•1 hr 22 min
Season Canada - Ep 5 - Inherent Catholic Guilt
Season Canada - Ep 5 - Inherent Catholic Guilt Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss butt stuff, jogging, more self-checkout foibles, old people shouldn’t drive, old people having voting rights at all, take care of the elderly but keep them from voting, the importance of Legacy, what is tradition, stupid Catholic rites, how to impart Legacy when having kids, traditions vs values, companies promoting Pride, gun licensing following driving licensing, and we’re just angry about everything! Ever...
Apr 30, 2023•1 hr 26 min
Season Canada - Ep 4 - This Is Blasphemous (Easter Edition)
Season Canada - Ep 4 - This Is Blasphemous (Easter Edition) Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss how stupid the “Bud Light boycott” is, the change in “values” in Conservatives, gun nuts going off again, the 2nd Amendment not applying to people of color, how Reagan destroyed America, the loss of Christianity in Christians, how we met Adam, RocnessMonster doesn’t land a joke and its Dan’s fault, family tradition, a study on those that have a chimney versus atheism, white people suck, slow dri...
Apr 23, 2023•1 hr 52 min
Season Canada - Ep 3 - Let Me See Your P***y
Season Canada - Ep 3 - Let Me See Your P***y Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam are back after the Easter break to talk about the Canadian Ballet, more stories of Canada, border patrol problems, useless cops, conservatives being triggered by the Statue of David, selective outrage, bomb threats to a school full of children because of a book about the LGBTQ+ community, problematic Christianity, Jonathan Majors, the court of pubic opinion, Ted Lasso, Shrinking, random old folks randomly starting a c...
Apr 16, 2023•1 hr 24 min
Season Canada - Ep 2 - I Spoke to David Cross
Season Canada - Ep 2 - I Spoke to David Cross Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about race in the media, representation, use of racial slurs, Dan absolutely ruins David Cross’ set, Trump’s impending arrest, our broken medical system, STDs, Facebook Reels, reality television, and parking lots. Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServin...
Apr 02, 2023•1 hr 41 min
Season Canada - Premiere - This Whole Episode Is In Kilometers
Season Canada - Premiere - This Whole Episode Is In Kilometers Dan and the RocnessMonster welcome Adam! Woot Woot!! During our premiere we chat about our usual gripes and have a lot of fun doing it. Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Sticker, Vinyl and Custom Needs! Thanks to ou...
Mar 26, 2023•1 hr 24 min
What Season Is This? - Finale - Ready To Go!
What Season Is This? - Finale - Ready To Go! Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their buddy Russ about voting, drawn on eyebrows, RepubliKKKans, January 6th, being a Republican previously, ranked voting system, Communism v Socialism, Republicans making it hard to vote for everyone, abortion, the Midterms Election, local elections, strict Constitutionalists, “Bread and Circus,” Amazon Music changes SUCK! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimpri...
Nov 19, 2022•1 hr 29 min
What Season Is This? - Ep 9 - He Doesn’t Have a Human Accent
What Season Is This? - Ep 9 - He Doesn’t Have a Human Accent Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their friend Derek about video games, Gotham Knights, frame rates, the Metaverse, Zuck and Elon’s cold-dead eyes, Tesla, working in food service, our awful healthcare system, Target for a fail, and a whole lot of passive aggressive sarcasm! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wr...
Nov 12, 2022•1 hr 36 min
What Season Is This? - Ep 8 - I Still Wanted My Money Back
What Season Is This? - Ep 8 - I Still Wanted My Money Back Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to our brother in podcasting; Joaquin of Insensitive Culture! We talk about podcasting, trials and tribulations, NYCC, and his interview with the legend himself; BossLogic! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Sticker, Vinyl and Custom Needs! Thanks to our Sponsors! ...
Nov 05, 2022•1 hr 42 min
What Season Is This? - Ep 7 - The Halloween Episode
What Season Is This? - Ep 7 - The Halloween Episode Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to our artist, our musician, our muse, Adam Donnelly! We discuss our spooky stories, some scary…some….maybe not so much….and then something happens in studio during this SPOOOOOKY episode. Don’t miss a minute! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Sticker, Vinyl and Custom N...
Oct 29, 2022•1 hr 59 min
What Season Is This? - Ep 6 - The Late 1900s
What Season Is This? - Ep 6 - The Late 1900s Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to our perennial pretties; Judy and L-Mac! We talk about the 90s! Television, toys, music, all of it! The Queen is burning in hell and we’re laughing, Judy’s British accent will hurt your ears, Y2K, Beanie Babies, scrambled porn, Seinfeld, Nickelodeon, day time television, paperview porn, collect calls, old cartoons, and how Taylor Swift really really sucks. Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass...
Oct 25, 2022•1 hr 37 min
What Season Is This? - Ep 5 - Casey’s Never Pooped
What Season Is This? - Ep 5 - Casey’s Never Pooped Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to one of their amazing guests Casey. We talk about all the projects he is attached to. Comic books, movies, Teen Ape, radio dramas, mocktails, and more fun stuff as we deep dive into absolutely nothing in particular! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Sticker, Vinyl and C...
Oct 18, 2022•1 hr 21 min
What Season Is This? - Ep 4 - Nee, Nee, Neeer…
What Season Is This? - Ep 4 - Nee, Nee, Neeer… Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to one of their favorite guests, RUBEN!!! We talk upcoming projects, BEHEMOTH becoming SUMERIAN, Comicbook Men, seeing your own comic/friend’s comic in a store, Venezuelan food, discussing getting a bad review on your creativity, discussing between the panels, sports team controversy, creators shitting on other creators, Dan has a ton of questions about the MCU, Dan compliments The RocnessMonster and everyone g...
Oct 03, 2022•1 hr 49 min
What Season Is This? - Ep 3 - Nothing’s Changed
What Season Is This? - Ep 3 - Nothing’s Changed Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to one of the DFAT Overlords, Chris, we discuss education, Trump flushing documents, Florida schools, working with kids, summer camp, PIG hours, Biden ACTUALLY coming through, and all the other things…just listen… Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Sticker, Vinyl and Custom N...
Sep 24, 2022•1 hr 24 min
What Season Is This? - Ep 2 - Cliff or Newman?
What Season Is This? - Ep 2 - Cliff or Newman? Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to their friend Jordan about how they met, being a mail carrier, Postal trivia while The RocnessMonster sleeps, how much we hate Florida, American Indoctrination Courses, delivery turf wars, television mailmen, and we bring back everyone’s favorite segment! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroider...
Sep 13, 2022•1 hr 20 min
What Season Is This? - PREMIERE
What Season Is This? - PREMIERE Dan and the RocnessMonster are BACK for CriticalMass 2.0!! We’ve pulled Bob of Gutsy Media Podcast OUT of retirement! We talk about MOVIES and TELEVISION media!!! We also break down the film The Grey Man starring Ryan Gosling….who makes an appearance on our show….except for when he doesn’t actually show up…Sorry for all the letters, emails, texts, tufts of hair, and vials of blood we had sent you Mr. Gosling! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass...
Sep 03, 2022•1 hr 16 min
CriticalMass - In Response to the Supreme Court
CriticalMass - In Response to the Supreme Court We went on hiatus and everything went to crap! Since our triumph in single-handedly making sure Trump didn't get a second term we grew apathetic and fat. We were weakened by our victory. In that moment our enemies mounted, and quickly took away the rights of women all over this country. Small-minded, impotent, "men." So to bring in the new season that starts soon, we have a short episode as our response to the current decisions made by our "Supreme...
Jul 01, 2022•43 min
Season 17 - Finale - Laura - Jars of Vegetables
Season 17 - Finale - Laura - Jars of Vegetables Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Laura about her Ukrainian heritage and what that means when it comes to a full scale attack on their freedom in Ukraine…she speaks passionately about growing up culturally Ukrainian and the perspective of this invasion… Ukrainian Donations and Support: https://www.rocmaidan.org https://www.facebook.com/rocmaidan/ Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCr...
Mar 12, 2022•1 hr
Season 17 - Ep 6 - Sunflower Seeds
Season 17 - Ep 6 - Sunflower Seeds Dan and the RocnessMonster chat about foster parenting, discussions over the morality of the show Pam and Tommy, Ukraine, Russia and their aggression toward a peaceful country, where are the gun people to go help Ukrainians? I mean…you love to protect people with your gun…go do it! Why are television show seasons so short now? LEARN HOW TO DRIVE IN THE SNOW!!! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCrit...
Feb 26, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Season 17 - Ep 5 - Underwear, Bagel, Toast
Season 17 - Ep 5 - Underwear, Bagel, Toast Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Kris about Ottawa Truckers, pink eye, old apartments, anti-vaxxers, Kanye needing help, music art versus what is something we like, fame and what it brings, mental health, being a spouse to someone battling cancer, being a troll for fun, don’t take Facebook seriously because its stupid, Dan being in trouble with a bunny suit on, pillow protectors and utility sinks a shakin, boopin ain’t easy, and self checkout stupid...
Feb 19, 2022•1 hr 22 min
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