Season 17 - Ep 4 - A Nation of Delusion Dan and the RocnessMonster chat about Rush Limbaugh quotes, what women want, Joe Rogan is a racist and we hope he’s gone, we talk about what we’re watching, Murderville, Pam and Tommy, conspiracy theories, Michael Richards, racism, use of racial slurs, overuse of the word “Like,” and how stupid people are that hate socialized medicine. Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Wes...
Feb 12, 2022•1 hr 42 min
Season 17 - Ep 3 - Andrew - You Froze on Colon Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Andrew about Jen Psaki, inflation and the midterms, the dangers of FoxNews, number manipulation, Del Lago as a resort…sucks, Spotify, Joe Rogan’s apology/response, Whoopi Goldberg, MAUS, opinions changing with new facts or taking the time to learn, Dr. Seuss: Conservatives lose their minds…MAUS: Conservatives are deafeningly silent, we get a full update on Andrew and his fight with Cancer…HE’S BEATING IT INTO SUB...
Feb 05, 2022•1 hr 49 min
Season 17 - Ep 2 - Mike - Can We Go One Show Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Mike about Boris Johnson, mask mandates, anti-vaxxers, Nancy Reagan’s head bobbing skills, Tucker Carlson and wanting to have sex with candy morsels, Conservatives destroying America, flouting private business’ rules when you see fit because you’re stupid, standing obviously in the way, losing family to Covid while others cry about mask mandates. Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach ...
Jan 29, 2022•1 hr 19 min
Season 17 - Premiere - Joe - It’s Laughable Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Joe about Marvel’s Eternals, movie critic scores versus movie-goer scores, Joe brings up Eternals, we discuss voting rights in the US, Joe brings up Eternals again, we discuss the things that piss us off, Joe and his Eternals yet again…Joe really hated that movie and wants you to know… Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New Y...
Jan 22, 2022•1 hr 35 min
Season 16 - Ep 8 - RayRay - Barbie Backup Generator Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their friend RayRay on their season Finale?…about SNL, Billie Eilish being better than Taylor Swift, doing representation wrong, and we talk about the holidays! Gifts, piercings, Christmases past, Wegmans shopping, Elf on the Shelf needs to DIE! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, ...
Dec 18, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Season 16 - Ep 7 - Judy - We Cut My Hair Off! Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their friend Judy about the newest school shooter, body image, music and Taylor Swift, executing school shooters, the shooter’s parents and school failing everyone, Three Brothers, what our kids watch, TRYING to talk about Hawkeye, Black Friday boycott, RG&E sucks, Aldi sucks, women and their complicated purses and wallets and exact change!!! UGH!!! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride...
Dec 11, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Season 16 - Ep 6 - BUB-BLE BATH Dan and the RocnessMonster chat about what they’ve been watching, Kyle Rittenhouse again, problematic shows that are on Netflix..without a walkout, Ahmad Arbery’s killers, missing indigenous women, how we don’t hear things unless a random person videos it, how fictional shows teach us about history more than our schools, Ted Cruz being a shit stain, people wasting time hating, yelling in line at the supermarket, trade jobs aren’t better than an education…and an ed...
Dec 04, 2021•1 hr 31 min
Season 16 - Ep 5 - Ruben - Of All the Hoodies Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Ruben about questioning Biden’s beginning to presidency, trimming your friends list on Facebook, no viable candidates for 2024, MTG and Lauren Boebert being bat shit crazy, extremism in politics, then we move onto the Illusion Witch Book Three!!! Back The Illusion Witch Book 3: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theagencysixcomic/the-illusion-witch-book-three?fbclid=IwAR2gfB3JYnMKaYAQtxfwdnLujFvNjTsIKTvBxLO5lE4k...
Nov 20, 2021•1 hr 32 min
Season 16 - Ep 4 - Not Very Bright People Dan and the RocnessMonster chat about Kyle Rittenhouse and break it all down for you with the facts, what the hell is “Let’s Go Brandon?”, eating the rich, Elon Musk sucks, Aaron Rodgers has become an idiot, corporate disparity, and much, much more. Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Sticker, Vinyl and Custom Needs! Tha...
Nov 13, 2021•1 hr 17 min
Season 16 - Ep 3 - Bob - Goonies Never Say Die Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Bob of @GutsyMediaPodcast. We talk about Rodgers, selfishness, gun people, Rittenhouse is a murderer…then we switch gears and discuss Goonies in the style of a Gutsy Media Podcast episode. Needless to say…we had a BLAST…and so will you! Find Gutsy Media Podcast on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and ANYWHERE you PODCAST. @GutsyMediaPodcast Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Me...
Nov 06, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Season 16 - Ep 2 - Judy/LMac - Podcast of Horrors XVI Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Judy and LMac and share real scary stories of our lives to get in the mood for the Halloween season…listen if you dare! Or like, if you’re just really bored… Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Sticker, Vinyl and Custom Needs! Thanks to our Sponsors! Find our friend/artist...
Oct 31, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Season 16 - Premiere - Andrew - That’s Science Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Andrew about his cancer diagnosis, we discuss treatment, taking this news, chemo, etc…we also touch on Dave Chappelle’s controversy and the selective outrage… Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Sticker, Vinyl and Custom Needs! Thanks to our Sponsors! Find our friend/artist Adam ...
Oct 24, 2021•1 hr 17 min
Season 15? - Finale - Joe - Look at this Bass Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Joe about vaccines, college life, anatomy, cadavers, grave digging, science versus memes, selective science, embryos not really having heartbeats, Norm, our first jobs, people with unreal expectations, too much info on a first meet, football games airing on unaccessible channels…AND MORE!! Another GREAT season of CriticalMass!!! We Love YOU! See you next season!!! Don’t forget to back Inferi #1 and #2 Kickstarter ...
Sep 25, 2021•1 hr 27 min
Season 15? - Ep 9 - Ruben Romero - I Only Teleport on Tuesdays and Sundays Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Ruben Romero, writer of The Illusion Witch! We talk about Gavin Newsome and the recall, Florida, mask mandates, vaccines, Trump Cultists, we talk about The Illusion Witch Book Two, Inferi, being signed with Behemoth, having a booth at NYCC, The Water Authority being pieces of garbage…. Inferi #1 and #2 Kickstarter here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theagencysixcomic/inferi-1-2?...
Sep 17, 2021•1 hr 37 min
Season 15? - Ep 8 - Warm and Frothy Dan and the RocnessMonster talk about Texas, abortion, boycotting Texas, sex and urination, superheroes, movies, people that eat in a gross manner, offices that never answer the phone and #DFATWars…and way more…check it out… Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embroidery, Wrap, Decal, Sticker, Vinyl and Custom Needs! Thanks to our Sponsors!: Ridley’s ...
Sep 10, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Season 15? - Ep 7 - RayRay - Too Dumb to Be My Friend *We apologize for the audio issues with this episode* Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with RayRay about Texas adopting theocratic laws, Disney+, Rush Limbaugh’s lifeless corpse, the 20 year war, Biden’s watch, refugees coming locally, daycare providers with corporate overlords increasing prices drastically on parents, conservatives being hypocrites regarding the troops, eating billionaires, taxing the rich to pay off student loans, old people...
Sep 03, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Season 15? - Ep 6 - How’s The Veal? Dan and the RocnessMonster chat by themselves about The Suicide Squad, Cuomo’s final speech, ISIS-K, Biden doing a meh job at pulling out our Troops, extremism and social media, Jesus Camp the documentary, questions to elicit an emotional response rather than to really interview someone, just a depressingly funny episode…we get really off the rails on this one… Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCr...
Aug 27, 2021•1 hr 29 min
Season 15? - Ep 5 - JunkPickers LIVE Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with JR of @JunkPickers on Instagram. We talk about time at the fair, using children for politics, we interview JR about JunkPickers, we rate junk food, Dan’s love of fish, people minding their own business, United Airlines sucking, and just….just listen to it. Video of this episode is available on our Facebook Page!! Find JunkPickers on Instagram: @JunkPickers Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reac...
Aug 20, 2021•1 hr 41 min
Season 15? - Ep 4 - Chris - Choose Your Own Adventure RocnessMonster chat with Chris our C.O.C….listen to find out what that means, we talk Cuomo, democracy, Gavin Newsome in Cali, Republicans destroying America, Kathy Griffin, people making turns, don’t be happy for Cuomo if you didn’t speak up for Trump, the internet mob, Robin is bisexual and the conservative prudes lose their mind, Matt Gaetz should be in prison forever, people in public that suck, vaccine IDs/forced vaccination, climate cha...
Aug 14, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Season 15? - Ep 3 - Derek - I Don’t Think I’m Gonna Get It RocnessMonster chat with Derek about his honesty with vaccination, anti-vaxxers, vaccine development, pro-life is anti-woman, counter protesting the idiots, keep religion out of government, pro-life people don’t want to solve anything they just want control, we talk about some movies, anti-vaxxers comparing themselves to Jewish people in the holocaust, CRT being just…facts, RocnessMonster’s booping adventures, the news and how we can’t t...
Aug 06, 2021•1 hr 29 min
Season 15? - Ep 2 - Unreal Dan and the RocnessMonster chat about the new Ghostbusters trailer, Batman/Joker, MTG and the pedophile Matt Gaetz, giving Trump King-status of a bunch of southern states we don’t need, space lasers, weird ways of drinking, idiots at Walmart. No guest this week, just Dan and the RocnessMonster having some fun open ended conversations about everything. Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing ...
Jul 30, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Season 15? - Premiere - Ben Allocco - Some Reactionary Bullsh*t Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Ben Allocco, author of the novel; “Deathform.” We discuss such things as, but never limited to...Cancel Culture, Trump running again in 2024, Christians being always confused, Batgirl casting and racism, old people not being allowed to vote, Tucker Carlson IS a racist, Jeffrey Wright is an amazing actor. Then we dig in with Ben and his novel, his future projects, and his podcasts. Links Below!!! ...
Jul 23, 2021•1 hr 34 min
Season D - Finale - Jason LIVE - Ugh, Breeders Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Jason! We discuss Critical Race Theory, Jason’s thoughts on Pride Month being a part of the LGBTQ+ community, paying a living wage, socialism versus socialist programs and fear mongering, Matt Gaetz being a piece of shit, old people being allowed to vote, teachers being underpaid, and a whole lot of stuff! Thanks EVERYONE for ANOTHER amazing season! We will be back soon for more semi-educated STUPIDITY!!! We LOVE...
Jun 28, 2021•1 hr 30 min
Season D - Ep 9 - Chris/Casey - Buncha C3POs Scanning My Shit Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Chris and Casey, the founders of DFAT! We talk about the American Flag, racism, immigrating, Nazis, then we get into the history of DFAT, the future, the horizon, and our F-You section gets a little crazy. **There was a portion of the show that was cut regarding Critical Race Theory. The reason is that there was confusion and no one had read up on the topic. We would like to discuss it more on our ...
Jun 18, 2021•1 hr 21 min
Season D - Ep 8 - Bob (Gutsy Media) - Bob Made Me Do It Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Bob from Gutsy Media Podcast. We have a ton of fun talking about Pride Month, Kamala Harris being a liar, bitcoin being a national currency, Central America, immigration in the US, we break down The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It, find our episode with an actual EVP of a woman speaking and you’ll get a prize back from Gutsy Media Podcast (must send us the clip), pedestrians crossing, Dan’s mental ill...
Jun 11, 2021•1 hr 29 min
Season D - Ep 7 - Ruben Romero - At the End of the Day Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Ruben about his upcoming comic The Illusion Witch #2. We discuss Pride Month, Mayor Lovely Warren, a short discussion of Bo Burnham: Inside, then we dive headfirst into Ruben’s comic, we discuss book one and inspirations and goals going into the second book, and of course we air our grievances. Ruben is a 1 in a billion kinda guy, you DON’T want to miss this episode, at the end of the day. Ruben’s Kicksta...
Jun 04, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Season D - Ep 6 - RayRay - The One Where Demi Lovato Makes it All About Her Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with fan favorite; RAYRAY!!! We talk about the opioid crisis in America and the drug culture, share personal stories, then we move onto what we hope for the Friends’ Reunion, we talk about Friends and our fondest memories, we talk about Demi Lovato struggling for relevancy when real people are actually struggling with gender and sexuality, haircut places and conspiracy theories, and all th...
May 28, 2021•1 hr 17 min
Season D - Ep 5 - Derek - Twitch Is OnlyFans for Ugly People Dan and the RocnessMonster….DAN IS BACK!! He has survived Covid…barely….we talk to Derek about Israel and Palestine, Dan having covid, mask wearing, vaccinations, Three Brothers Winery sucking again, video gaming, Twitch streaming, pooping in a cabin with wood chips, and general stupidity…. Find Derek here: twitch.tv/iamcaptainmac Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical...
May 20, 2021•1 hr 27 min
Season D - Ep 4 - CriticalMass Around the Campfire Dan and the RocnessMonster….just the RocnessMonster….DAN FEEL BETTER….WE LOVE YOU…. (Dan has Covid…but he will be ok) So the RocnessMonster and Jake from The Campfire Chats, and Bull and Moose Tavern get together for a joint show of CriticalMass Around the Campfire….we talk about the “gas shortage,” money being a meaningless construct, Israel/Palestine, Individualism….and of course….Wegmans. Find Jake on the DFAT Entertainment Network on Campfir...
May 13, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Season D - Ep 3 - Dan Has Audio Issues Dan and the RocnessMonster hang out with themselves because no one likes them. Dan has audio issues, the RocnessMonster just has issues…we talk about loud music, being called a racist, mother’s day, Lebron James and what he does for the community, social queues, and causing a ruckus in public for no reason… Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Printing, Embro...
May 07, 2021•53 min
