When you're facing life and death in Panama, know that OnStar has got your back. As long as your cheapo husband has paid for that feature and it's not pizza Tuesday... Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewsc...
May 25, 2023•25 min
Dorsch transports the remains of Porsch and encounters several travel issues, Grant chats with Spirit and blesses 2, and Leo's status remains unchanged. Rest in peace little buddy. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged T...
May 18, 2023•26 min
Serving your country has never tasted so good. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you ...
May 11, 2023•18 min
Grant gets reviewed and gifts a $6000 couch, Dorsch puts himself through hell and was on team Pee-wee Herman, and Leo is you guessed it, dead! Joining the two crew this week is "Fluid-props Sub-master" Abe Martins (Ben Cohen) to chat about his time working on the upcoming erotic thriller Sauna. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on I...
May 04, 2023•48 min
Dorsch almost has an Alec Baldwin moment and steals science from children, Grant visits Dave and meats curtains, and Leo is still very much dead. Grant and Dorsch get things back on track and start the interview process to find a new wardrobe head and co-host. They would also like to apologize for the unhappy baby roaming the halls; someone lost their parents in the labyrinth that is JAMP's vending machine wing. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpo...
Apr 27, 2023•25 min
We're nuts about guts! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekraini...
Apr 20, 2023•29 min
Welcome to Gary's Greek, home of the Sandy Spanakopita! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will ...
Apr 13, 2023•36 min
Oh, your check engine light is on? Must be a Mazda! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake...
Apr 06, 2023•31 min
If it quacks like a duck it's probably a duck. Or a gaslighting spouse. It's hard to tell! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe...
Mar 30, 2023•36 min
This house is simply to die for! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic M...
Mar 23, 2023•32 min
Craving something savory and sweet? Fin-Dough's sushi/cookie fusion cuisine has got all the competition beat! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, re...
Mar 16, 2023•31 min
Dorsch feels close and takes one for the team, Grant alliterates and has memories in his eyes, and Leo lies in state. Life sure is fleeting isn't it... Please join us in pouring one out for Leopold Bordeaux. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out ...
Mar 09, 2023•27 min
Dorsch tosses words and postpones his family life, Grant has a new lady friend and makes a trophy, and Leo recants the battle of the bulge and culls himself. That's right! Bordeaux is BACK!! The full crew reunites and chats about improv, monkeys too smart for their own good, and the effect of gerrymandering on the Outlands and the Badlands. They also take a trip to Old Bladeful. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official...
Mar 02, 2023•1 hr
The train is still careening off the tracks this week. Spend a little time with Morty and Dennis as they discuss gastric issues, the internet, and climate change. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontro...
Feb 23, 2023•25 min
Choo Choo! Things have gone off track again this week. The line to enter the Bet-It-All Casino starts here. Enjoy your stay and good luck! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the...
Feb 16, 2023•19 min
Grant and Dorsch are back after the feed got taken over by Air Traffic Control last week. Not sure how that happened... The Crew (minus Leo) is joined by two of the hottest idiots they've ever met this week. Topics discussed include Wet Brain, cheap censorship, and reality TV. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscon...
Feb 09, 2023•32 min
From the creators of Crews Control comes something brand new, something never done before, something so incredibly off track that we even made a new logo. Introducing Crews Control: Off Track! Until we decide to turn this into a full blown spin-off on its own feed, every once in a while you'll see one of these fully improvised scenes drop instead of your regularly scheduled programming. Enjoy your flight to Mecha Mecca! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewsc...
Feb 02, 2023•33 min
Grant spins dreidel and eats chocolate, Dorsch has a new pet and might be getting scammed, and Leo is finally back from the battle of the bul... nevermind... it's just another cardboard cutout. Joining the Crew today is Mark Sweeny from HR (Matt Hession). Mark and the guys chat about lifetime subscriptions, library fines, and the philosophical argument of having to pay to access public land. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Becom...
Jan 26, 2023•45 min
Grant is covered in Glop and fires an engineer, Dorsch super-sees and micro-sneezes, and Leo is you guessed it, battling that bulge! Joining the two Crew today is baby delivery man Hank Henry (Ryan Snodgrass). Hank and the guys chat about union rules, game shows, and the many ways to deliver a baby. This episode is sponsored by Ocean State Job Glop. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us ...
Jan 19, 2023•43 min
Grant and Dorsch are visited by two of the most normal little men they ever did meet. And Leo? He's still battling the bulge. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help u...
Jan 12, 2023•34 min
Grant is nerdified and drops his balls while Dorsch plays hooky and Leo battles the bulge. Joining the single present Crew member this week is a pair of "friends to kid actors" Decland Morris (Andy Bridges) and Sonia Jones (Bianca Carrasco). They all chat about the power of self-assigned NDAs, coping with Ugly Disease, and experimental youth serums. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us ...
Jan 05, 2023•41 min
Grant breaks a trance and is a boob, Dorsch plans revenge and says no, and Leo is still battling his bulge. The Crew's Nest is visited by its first baby this week while JAMP is working on the new Baby Geniuses reboot. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl ...
Dec 29, 2022•34 min
Dorsch donates his body and CCs the CIA, Grant's voice is spot on and plays along, and Leo is battling the bulge. It's another returning guest this week! Timothée Biggums is back and he has new stories to tell. This time with less sting rays. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on ...
Dec 22, 2022•37 min
Dorsch makes a trench and wears away at his leg meat, Grant solves for Pi and is visited by a ghost, and Leo goes on sabbatical in order to traverse the outlands on an extended spiritual journey we are dubbing "The Battle of The Bulge". Rest assured, we will see Leo again. He just needs to come to grips with a certain new appendage first. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon ...
Dec 15, 2022•28 min
It's about time! The Crew joins forces once again and travels back in time to fix not a printer, but a printer fixer in dire need of fixing. Along the way, Leo delivers a fatal high five, Grant suffers from time sickness, and Dorsch poaches some dino DNA. Special guest appearances by Al Gore, Dan Jay, and a certain Dubai based oil baron. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon a...
Dec 08, 2022•52 min
Grant has a brain for radio and invokes the rule of threes, Dorsch goes bleu and waits on hold, and Leo is dealing with a wardrobe accident. Welcome to 101.4 FM, WJAMP. Now accepting callers! (No sheep were harmed in the making of this episode) Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly o...
Dec 01, 2022•29 min
Its Leo's turn to cope with the state of things but luckily Grant and Dorsch are back in the Crew's Nest this week. Grant takes the lead on this week's episode though after Dorsch drinks some bad boba. The Crew inadvertently celebrates Thanksgiving with Farmer Graham (Jason Guss) and his harvest of flesh-toned squash. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewsc...
Nov 24, 2022•34 min
Grant and Dorsch are still adjusting to their new old normal so Leo and Peaby pick up right from where they left off last week for yet another episode of Fixin' The Printer. This episode is Sponzored by Reverse Viagra. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl...
Nov 17, 2022•37 min
There's only so much time travel one can handle before needing to take a break so the Crew will be dealing with Leo's newfound "reverse Midas touch" soon. While Grant and Dorsch reacclimate to their new old lives, Leo sits down with the leader of the collation coalition Peaby Wiggleworthy for another episode of Fixin' The Printer. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patre...
Nov 10, 2022•38 min
But wait, there's more! Grant may have solved his temporal anachronism but Dorsch must have stepped on a butterfly when they were back in the past. The Crew now needs to traverse not only time, but also space, to put Dorsch's life back on the correct path. This episode is brought to you by 3D Purple Fusion buttons, "It's the button of the Summer!" Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on...
Nov 03, 2022•48 min
