Four score and seven years ago our great-great-great-great grandfathers brought forth on this continent, a new podcast, conceived in quarantine, and dedicated to the proposition that all Crew are created equal. Now, Grant, Leo, and Dorsch are engaged in a convoluted trilogy of episodes, testing whether that podcast, or any podcast so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach t...
Oct 27, 2022•30 min
Grant and Leo are out this week so it is up to Dorsch to deal with an electrician from Swiftwater Electrics. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, rev...
Oct 20, 2022•28 min
Grant slashes prices and makes a yellow mess, Leo makes a false promise and trends on twitter, and Dorsch is off dealing with an "I now pronounce you Chucky and Larry Cheese" situation. Attempting to enter the Crew's Nest this week is famed lighting coordinator Damien Winters (Sam Goldberg). Damien and the Crew chat about road safety, proper counting methods, and bisexual lighting. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an offic...
Oct 13, 2022•46 min
Grant is afraid and naked and rates male chickens, Dorsch cancelled Batgirl and needs to go back to bed, and Leo leaves some voicemails and operates outside of basic hornyness. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTo...
Oct 06, 2022•51 min
Dorsch scratches an itch and monitors a party, Grant confesses and describes a cold soldier, and Leo opened a 7/11 brand chocolate bar only to find a golden ticket so he is off touring yet another factory. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out ou...
Sep 29, 2022•33 min
Grant and Dorsch sit down to record a completely normal episode of Crews Control. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple...
Sep 22, 2022•23 min
What if these guys got the job? Somebody really needs to fix whatever Grant did to the timeline... Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and s...
Sep 15, 2022•28 min
Grant makes a call and gets blown away, Dorsch gets patched up and eats a dirty meatball, and Leo is off touring the Cape Cod potato chip factory. Rather than featuring a guest this week, Grant and Dorsch use this episode to announce the Crew's new Patreon that they would love for you to subscribe to. Also they make some phone calls to the Dyson corporation. Become a Crewton for only $3 a month at patreon.com/crewscontrol Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crew...
Sep 08, 2022•31 min
Grant wears a diet coat and talks before he thinks, Leo is cuckoo for cocoa puffs and sings an absolute banger, and Dorsch is out sick. Business partners Julian McNutt and Eddie Traygo (Bill Fryer and Andy Bridges) stop by the Crew's Nest this week to talk about waxing and taxing in the film industry. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're most...
Sep 01, 2022•59 min
Grant narrates and has two feet, Leo has radio mouth and is not immortal, and Dorsch is sound asleep in his own bed. The cast has gone home and so have the crew so what are Grant and Leo doing still roaming around the halls of JAMP after hours? And why does it smell like cookies? Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crews...
Aug 25, 2022•35 min
Grant begs for emails and makes a promise, Dorsch places an order and checks his multiversal map, and Leo is in Africa on the "Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Tour of the Serengeti". Yeah, it's real, look it up. Time is still broken but we'll get back to that eventually. In the meantime, the present Crew is joined by Spiritual Wellness Therapist, Jordan Mancini (Ben Cohen). Topics discussed include the lifespan of crows, dangerous currency conversions, and sneaky waterfowl. Questions, comments, or the ...
Aug 18, 2022•35 min
Another week, another set of wires crossed. Not sure how it happened but we hope you enjoy this rare inside look at the goings-on of Leo's lab. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you lik...
Aug 11, 2022•36 min
Grant is busy washing all of his underwear and Leo is on holiday, so this one is for all you Dorsch super fans out there! Left to his own devices, your favorite Moosekrainian discovers the Crew's recording devices have all been stolen! Not wanting to solve this caper alone, Dorsch opens up the CLUber app and books the help of the prolific detective Grayson Ground. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by sub...
Aug 04, 2022•34 min
Welcome to Season 3 of Crews Control! Remember when Grant invented that time machine a few months back? Well, the ramifications of that event are finally starting to come to light. The timeline is fractured and the Crew is doing everything in their power (sort of) to right Grant's temporal wrongs. Somehow, even though there is no recording equipment in Hot Nuts, that's what the microphones captured this week. Enjoy! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontr...
Jul 28, 2022•35 min
Grant is incapable of shame and vows to un-Back-to-the-Future himself, Dorsch desperately needs a new chair and sounds like a little green alien, and Leo power rangers and makes an inadvertent callback. Welcome to the Big Crew2na! Can you believe it's been two whole years of Crews Control? We kinda can't! The Crew starts off by catching up with Willy Sweeny (George LaBour) before transitioning to the main event, the party to top all parties. You won't believe who shows up! Questions, comments, o...
Jul 21, 2022•1 hr 35 min
It's week three of the Sweeny Ultimatum and that means the Crew has to solve the vague yet important problem that is simply known as "movie critic." Grant, Leo, and Dorsch take this to mean they need to host a focus group of nationally acclaimed critics to provide feedback on their work. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagra...
Jul 14, 2022•57 min
Dorsch makes a mean shrimp cocktail and pleads for a fifth, Leo has a tough realization and tries a new diet, and Grant pre meditates and plays with poison. It's week two of the Sweeny Ultimatum and the Crew eventually gets down to business on solving the company-wide problem of eating instead of working. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're ...
Jul 07, 2022•44 min
Grant is the family pariah and gets detained, Dorsch smokes salmon and sends the Lakers to the moon, and Leo smacks some serious gob and needs a new phone. With only three weeks to solve three problems and the fate of the company hanging in the balance, the Crew gets right to work on the first of Willy's demands. Fixing the plumbing disaster that is JAMP's mesh hole. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] We're mostly on Instagram @cre...
Jun 30, 2022•53 min
Grant celebrates achieving the milestone that is 100 episodes and reviews the hot new subscription box, Leo gets cinched and reviews the hotter new subscription box, and Dorsch gets a hug and reviews the hottest new subscription box. It's episode 100 and what better way to celebrate than have union labor organizer Willy Sweeny (George LaBour) crash into the Crews Nest with criticism and an ultimatum! Here's to another 100 episodes! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the cr...
Jun 23, 2022•58 min
Dorsch receives a gift and might need a paternity test, Grant remembers two timelines and forgets a famous frog, and Leo visits the dentist and spirals. Due to a big industry-wide strike, nobody was around to guest this week, but the Crew (i.e., Grant) won't let that get in the way of recording episode 99 of their hit podcast. The guys take this time to share some gripes they have with unions in general, chat about the upcoming Big Crewhuna, and also listen to a few of Leo's TikToks. Questions, ...
Jun 16, 2022•41 min
Leo gets a new roommate and suffers a toxic burn, Grant becomes a fan and plugs Hot Nuts' newest menu item, and Dorsch is sitting shiva this week. Failed astronaut and screenwriter Chip Aldrin (Bill Fryer) floats into the Crews Nest to chat about NASA requirements, street people, and space sex. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out...
Jun 09, 2022•55 min
Grant thanks strangers and is happy to play guest, Dorsch mourns and is sorry about the clicks and clacks and promises to not dip his microphone in his diet schprite anymore, and Leo is on the other side of the world working on a commission from the Prince of Narway to design the royal family's wedding attire. Swinging by the Crews Nest this week is Australian accent coach Timothée Biggums (Jonathan Matheny). Mister Biggums and the Crew chat about Canadian provinces, non-human unions, and the de...
Jun 02, 2022•53 min
We're off to the races folks! Leo is busy working on his next big project so Grant takes a last minute flight to join Dorsch and Billy the Science Filly in New York for the third leg of the Triple Crown. Put on your big big hat and place your bets for the race of the century! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully under...
May 26, 2022•31 min
Leo gets ready for Hagrid Summer and is not a dad, Grant works on his annunciation and loves it, and Dorsch is at the Preakness. Miniatures expert Norm Ee (Brendan Lorello) stops by the Nest this week on the way to his in-house shrine where he and the Crew talk about triplets, tally marks, and taking five. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsContr...
May 19, 2022•52 min
Grant eats a sand-sandwich-wich and remembers his sister Susan, you know, from CERN, Leo may be behind the death of a famous dancer and takes part in yet another experimental test, and Dorsch is at the Derby! Joining the Crew this week is deli meat master, Gregory Heinz, no, not Gregory Hines (Andy Bridges). Gregory and the present crew chat about gimmicky rideshare options, updated food pyramids, and if it's possible to make Ronda Rousey smile. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You ca...
May 12, 2022•57 min
Uh oh! Leo has hijacked the airwaves again to bring you all another episode of his hit printer based show. In this episode, Leo sits down with retired Lexmark printer salesman Gruncho Munx (Ari Goldberg) to chat about family portraits, confusing movies, and reverse termites. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully underm...
May 05, 2022•58 min
After this week's guest got in the wrong Uber and ended up at Dulce Maria's Sweet 16-Quinceañera-Bat Mitzvah, the Crew are left with nothing to do and no one to talk to. Luckily, the vault of unused content was left open, so Grant, Dorsch, and Leo sit back, relax, and pop in two of the strangest interviews you've never heard. Have a nice beak! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us...
Apr 28, 2022•58 min
Grant definitely Back to the Futured himself and eats the wrong part of candy, Leo is a gangly gaunt weirdo and enters his Joker era, and Dorsch is MIA this week but we all know he is riding around the countryside on/with Billy the science filly. Explosives expert Blade Doorknock (Hannah Shifflet) blasts into the Crews Nest this week to chat about Weird Al's hair, Matt Damon fantasies, and the great Chicago fire. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolp...
Apr 21, 2022•52 min
Grant gets tangled and takes a big gulp, Leo is the Hood Boy and plays a clip from his childhood, and Dorsch sucks and has a big unruly beard. The Crew gets shown around the Asylum Group's shiny yet deceivingly fragile new headquarters by resident sound engineer Vero (Bianca Carrasco). Along with their tour, the Crew and Vero chat about the source of #2 pencils, the great JAMP resume pit, and the status of Timothée Chalamet's spaghetti neck. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can re...
Apr 14, 2022•47 min
Grant gets a new job to cope with his breakup and may have Back to the Futured himself, Leo meets a basketball superstar and is kinda funny, and Dorsch gets riled up and does comedy math. The guest this week got lost at sea so the Crew takes it as an opportunity to announce JAMP's new business daddy. That's right, Fantasticorp sold JAMP at what we can only assume to have been a huge loss to the company known as Asylum. Also announced are not one, but two upcoming Big Crewhunas 11 and 13 weeks ou...
Apr 07, 2022•50 min
