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- Referring to Garlic as “Lic”- Enter a Party With a Beer Already in Hand. - Pseudonym When You Order Coffee. - When Playing Pickup: If Someone Not on Your Team Tosses up a Shot Pregame Try and Snag It Out of the Air Even Though You Can’t Touch Rim. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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- Binoculars While Hiking So When You Make Frequent Stops It Looks Like You’re Appreciating Nature and Not Gassed. - Order 2 Beers Up Front. - Combined No-Hitters. Chop. - For Real Power Moves. Chop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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- Bring a Trash Bag for Dirty Clothes on a Trip. - Photosynthesis. Chop. - Peas. Chop. - When You’re Unloading the Dishwasher and Water Sits on Top of the Indentation of the Bottom of the Cup and Spills All Over You and the Other Dry Dishes. Chop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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- Tip Everyone. - Buy Your Buddy Without a Favorite Sports Team Some Merch. - Go With the Wrong Number Text.- Exiting the Pool During Adult Swim at the Age of 34. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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- Elite Sushi Chef Cut. - Gatorade In a Can. - Clean Your Sheets the Night Before You Leave for Vacation. - Birthday Pie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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- Friend Zone the Hottest Girl You've Ever Met. - Side Lean On Vehicle While Pumping Gas. - A Bar of Soap. - Buy Some Baller Ass Pans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bathroom Music.Bring a Small Game to the Bar. Buying Rounds. Taking the Middle Seat in an Uber by Yourself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Making Your Own Soda/Juice. - Hands Full and Your Buddy Goes For a Fist Bump? Throw the Knee Up. - The Wave. - Chirpin' Old Ladies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Empties In the Cooler. Chop. - Snort the Foam. - Every Once in a While Treat Yourself to That Real Good Good Deli Meat at Sprouts. - Referring to Athletes Solely by Their Number and Jersey Color. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Taking Some Edibles and Hitting the Arcade. - Intimate Conversations With Customer Service Reps. - Order Chick-fil-A on Saturday Night and Put It In Your Fridge So You Can Eat It On Sunday. - Light Switches That Work Backwards. Chop. - "That'll Buff Out." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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- Eat Dinner Occasionally With Your Left Hand... Just In Case.- The John Brenkus. - "I'll Time You."- Baby Shots. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Ceramic Coffee Mug In Class. - Forgetting Your Wallet So Your Boys Have to Buy You Drinks. - Sunglasses On the Plane. - Sit on Your Porch and Carve Some Random Piece of Wood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Tailgating Anyone With a Student Driver Sticker or a Drivers Education Car. - Saying, “I’m Good With Whatever.” After Someone Gives You a List of Options on Where to Eat. Chop? - Blaming the Wind When You Miss a Four Footer. - Bringing Back The, “Was Here” Tag on Office White Boards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Unlit Stoagie in the Grocery Store. - Eating Food With Your Fork Upside Down. - Glove at Top Golf. Chop or CBTM? - Old Guys Hitting You With a Sharp, Quick, Confident, “Good Morning.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Bring Back Rollerblades. - Start Casually Using Yo-Yos Again. - Prohibition. Chop. - The Normal Volume Secret. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- 6. Tossing a "Gentleman's" Before Any Unit of Measure. - 7. Bring From Home Beers While Waiting For a Table.- Buy a 12 Pack of Bottles and Cans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- 9. Voluntarily Joining a Cult vs 4. Chipotle Soda Cup Water- 3. I Agree With Him vs 2. Fake ID Rookie Car Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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