- Have Your Funeral at a Smaller Church So There’s Not Enough Seats for Everybody and People Have To Stand So It Looks Like You Were the Most Important Person in the World.- Hanging the 6 Pack Off the Belt. - Swiping Everything Off the Dinner Table and Putting Down a Big Map to Explain the Plan. - Throwing Your Spotify Wrapped on Every Group Text. - Leaving Stuff In Your Online Shopping Cart Until They Email Your Some Discount Codes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Dec 06, 2023•29 min
- Send a Signed Black and White Headshot of You Framed to a Local Restaurant and See if They Hang It Up. - Asking for Another Verification Code Because You Don’t Vibe With the One They Sent You. - Phone Under the Head Phones. - Call Your Friends Their High School Sports Numbers. - Pilots in Movies Ripping Off Their Oxygen Masks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 21, 2023•30 min
- Long Stupid Intro. - Room Flag. - Take Off Your Hoodie at a Red Light. - No Kids. Herd of Dogs. - Reading the Paper at Halftime. - Drinking Straight From the Six Pack. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 17, 2023•39 min
- Double Glasses. - Have Security Kick You Out. - Tailgating Costco.- Boo the Comiish. - Sneaking Booze on a Cruise. - Step Ladder at a Festival. - Lauren Moves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 21, 2023•1 hr 10 min
- At Your Desk Job, Get Up and Walk Over to the Window Looking Pensive. Your Colleagues Will Think You Have Bigger Things Going On.- Stack the Phones While Out. - Wobbly Tables. Chop. - Prometheus Stealing Fire From the Gods. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 14, 2023•44 min
- "And Make It Hot." - Joint Linkedin.- Bag of Ice at McDonald's.- Pull a Heisenberg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 08, 2023•44 min
- Rock a Chain That Plays Your Highlights. - Put the Higher Number First When Listing a Range. - Around 2:30 Walk Through the Office Holding Four Fingers Up. - Anytime You See a Piano Gently Caress the Keys and Slowly Close Your Eyes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 26, 2023•41 min
- Bring Your Own Air Fryer To Work To Make Lunch.- Portable Chargers. - Always Being the Guy Adding Water to the Sauna. - Befriend Your Local Chinese Takeout Place and Get Your Own Special Combo Meal Named After You. - Pulling a Piece of Paper Towel Out of a Dispenser and Only Getting a Tiny Bit. Chop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 18, 2023•54 min
- Educate Yourself on Early Medieval Western Europe Between Sets. - The Vacation Haircut. - Buy the Guy Whose Streaming Service You Mooch off of a Beer. - Build a 3D Model of Your Local Downtown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 11, 2023•43 min
- Throw a Couple Maps in the Passenger Door Pocket of Your Car. - Sit Down and Take the Time To Create Your Own Unique Signature Like You’re Some Professional Athlete. - Invite a Celeb to Your Wedding. - Keep a Gritty Ass Dumbbell Next to Your Couch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 26, 2023•28 min
- How's the Market Reacting? - Quick Cheeseburger Before Deciding What You Actually Want at McDonald's. - Clear Black Cup of Coffee to Gain Respect in the Workplace. - Crumbs. Chop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 20, 2023•29 min
- Post “Progress Pics” but Never Actually Work Out or Change Your Eating Habits.- Pull Twelve of Your Friends Aside and Inform Them That They Are Your Inner Circle.... Pull Four Aside and Inform Them They Are Even More Inner.- Urinals Where There’s No Place To Put Your Beer Down or Balance It. Chop.- Buy Small Vegetables From the Grocery Store and Gift Them to Your Neighbor, Tell Them They Were Fresh Grown From Your Garden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 13, 2023•32 min
- Listen to a Critically Acclaimed Album at Work. Give It a Minimal Amount of Your Attention and Develop an Opinion Based Solely on the 2-3 Minutes Where Your Brain Spaced Out on Work and Focused on Music. - The Dad Move of Grunting Whenever You Stand Up. - Bringing Your Own Mustard to the Game. - Little Fruit Water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 05, 2023•36 min
- Mini Bud Heavy. - Drinking Water Out of a Wooden Bowl. - Leave the Old/Borderline Rotten Bananas Out for a Little. Make People Think You’re About to Dial in Some Banana Bread.- Show Up to Coach Little League in Full Uniform. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 29, 2023•42 min
- Saying You Appreciate a Piece of Art Even Though You Have No Idea Why It's Impressive.- When Picking Up Your Buddy, Text "Here" 5 Minutes Before You Get There.- Wearing Band Merch You Bought at a Concert the Next Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 22, 2023•35 min
- If You're Ever Losing an Argument Claim, "It's Just Semantics." - Breakfast On the First Date. - Pregaming the Pregame.- Not Naming Your Baby Until After It's Born. Take Some Time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 16, 2023•32 min
- Tip Big at Lemonade Stands.- The Florida Panthers Changing Their Jerseys in 2016. Chop. - Wind. Chop.- Dinner Party. Dishrag Over the Shoulder in the Kitchen When You Didn’t Cook Anything. - Unnecessary Detailed Questions When Someone’s Telling a Story. - Chalking Up Your Pool Stick Between Turns Even Though You Have No Idea What You’re Doing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 08, 2023•37 min
- Going Early to Pickup the Pizza To Grab a Beer at the Bar Inside. - Can’t Hit a Cup in Pong So You Drop the Ball in Water to Switch Things Up. - Pepper in the Ketchup. - Booing When the Ref 1000% Makes the Right Call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 01, 2023•33 min
- Commit a Small Crime to Go to Jail for a Night for the Street Cred. - Pop a Lemon/Cucumber Slice in Your Water Bottle in the Morning. - Offering to Test the Wine and Then Aggressively Sniffing It While Maintaining Eye Contact With the Waiter. - Casual Game of Whiffle Ball? First Pitch Absolutely Drill Your Buddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 25, 2023•28 min
- “I’ve Had It Up to Here With You.” With No Hand Placement.- Listen to White Noise Before a Concert. Cleanse Your Pallet. - Overly Aggressive, “You’re Excused.”- “He Needs To Do Less Commercials and Practice More.” When Referring to an Athlete That’s Legit Never Been in a Nationally Televised Commercial. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 17, 2023•32 min
- Play-Action Fake While Playing Casual Catch. - Leave $20 in Your Winter Jacket.- Plan a Night Out With the Boys Months in Advance. - Yardsticks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 11, 2023•36 min
- “Thanks For the Dance” When You Try to Walk by Someone and You Both Pick the Same Side a Few Times. - Organized Underwear Tiers. - The Bill Beer. - Charcuterie Board at the Pregame. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 13, 2023•39 min
- High Stakes Paper Football at the Bar. - "Sold Out" When You Don't Even Sell That Item. - Drink From the Pitcher After Pouring Your Buddies Beers. - Flight of Beers with the Same Beer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 07, 2023•28 min
- “But Remember It Has to Be Indisputable.” - Tunes and John Wick Muted. - Firing Off Memes in the Dormant Group Chat. - “With All Due Respect” Before Saying Something Extremely Disrespectful. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 27, 2023•30 min
- Hot Dog Cigar. - Shopping Out of a Stranger's Cart Like It's the Value Cart. - Knowing the Alphabetical Class List So When a Sub Is Taking Attendance You Say "Here" Before They Even Say Your Name. - "Bet I Was Doing Something Athletic." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 21, 2023•36 min
- If You Feel Like You’re in a Rut, Switch Up the Toothpaste Flavor. - Purposefully Rear End a Hot Girls Car to Get Her Number. - Rock Band 2 Pregame. - Super Bowl Solo Follow-Up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 14, 2023•41 min
- Having a Casual Game of Punch Buggy Going With Your Friend Group. - Refilling Your Drink Prior to Leaving the Fast Food Restaurant. - Posting the Song Real Friends by Kanye West to Your IG Story to Stir Things Up. - Watch the Super Bowl Solo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 06, 2023•34 min
- Don't Touch Your Drink While Eating, Chug It When You Finish the Food. - During a Slight Drizzle Pour Water On Yourself and Tell People It's Pouring. - Taking a Knee In Madden Before Half. - Dabble in a Little Survivalism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 31, 2023•32 min
- Jersey On a Road Trip Review. - Phone On Top of the Leftovers Box. - Spray Yourself With the Duty Free Cologne Before a Flight to Impress Strangers. - Watching a Football Game and Your Team Scores: Stoically Hold Up One Like You're the Head Coach Signaling to Kick the Extra Point. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 24, 2023•34 min
- Post Shower Dog Shake Off .- Batting Cages On the First Date.- "You Think He's Okay?"- Forget Name: Introduce Someone Else to Ovehear the Name. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 17, 2023•34 min