Best of the Couch Kids 2024
Thank you for another amazing year! Take a listen back to our favorite bits from 2024!
Jan 06, 2025•2 hr 57 min•Season 3Ep. 14
Couch Kids Podcast
Join your resident Couch Kids, Andrew, Ari, & Colton for weekly goofs and gaffs as they shoot the biz!
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63: Couch Kids in Space- The Movie
More Couch Kids! More Goo! More… SPACE!? That’s right Couch Potatoes, it’s time to take this couch to the final frontier! Before this rocket ignites it’s imperative that you sit through your favorite hosts prep you with some impression antics, restaurant rampaging, and the latest from the Game Awards! BUT THEN you’re ready for take off as we explore a very special Question of the Week! We haven’t sold out just yet folks, so grab your popcorn and pop on this pod - it’s another Couch Kids episode ...
Dec 23, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 13
62: Imagine Deities
Enter the religious cult of Couch-O! But beware Potato’s, your spuds will be tested! To be inducted you must first survive this week’s episode of The Couch Kids Podcast! So say salutations to your sanity as the boys tell a tale of the upmost cringe, argue amongst themselves over pizza politics, and divulge the deities of the Couch universe! Only the loyal and true will be elevated to sit on the throne of blue… cushions. (We’re still workshopping the scriptures)
Dec 16, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 12
61: PokéPacks and Pizza!
Hey, you rippin’ packs or packin’ pizza? We don’t mind, cuz we’re doing BOTH! So slap that play button like it’s a Pikachu Ex - it’s time for another episode of Couch Kids! This week Colton regales you with his disgusting eating habits and comic collection, while the boys divulge their dorky addiction and answer a plethora of Q’s from the Couch Community! So get ready to grip it (a pizza) and rip it (a Poké pack) it’s gonna get messy! (Because of the packs and pizza grease, there were no innuend...
Dec 09, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 11
60: Planes, Trains, and Arigatō’s
Tickets please! All Couch Kids to board for a quick trip to Japan! Your usual tour guides, Ari, Andrew, and Colton, will take you from the hoppin’ streets of Tokyo to the beautiful mountains of Nagano and beyond! There’s plenty of songs to sing and tales to regale! But be warned, singing might attract Train Girl to your immediate vicinity. Regardless, this episode is sure to inspire the world traveler in you, so hang on tight and don’t lose that passport! (As there might be some mild turbulence!...
Dec 02, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Season 3Ep. 10
59: A Thanksgiving Mess
Mic check: one.. two? Is this thing on? We’ll never know because Ari isn’t here to setup the audio equipment! But have no fear, this week on Couch Kids you’re gonna hear us loud and clear as the boys talk their latest Kingdom Hearts drunken bender, Colton’s decrepit pizza, Pokémon TCG Pocket, and Andrew follows up on his misadventures as BABY BOLT with BOLT MAN! So bolt up and brace for the thunder this is one podcast that is sure to shake the house!
Nov 25, 2024•53 min•Season 3Ep. 9
58: Yan Yans and Grand Slams
YAN you do the YAN YAN?? This week the boys recall Colton's yan yan antics at a wedding, Grimace's huge pull on the Mets RIP), and have a nice in depth business call with our boy Ronald McDonald! So lock in and suck the chocolates off those fingy's cause this week is a grrrraaaannnnd sllaaamm!!!! All hail Grimace.
Nov 04, 2024•58 min•Season 3Ep. 8
57: Halloween Bolt-O-rama!
Spooks n’ scares n’ jumps n’ frights! This week on the Couch Kids, come celebrate Halloween right! The boys are back behind the cameras and the costumes are better than ever (along with new set pieces)! But this pod isn’t just for show, this week we dive into some fun - discussing powerful puns, disgusting decorations, radical math rock, Octillery’s orifice, and WHOA lightning crashes through your screen A VERY SPECIAL GUEST MAKES AN APPEARANCE!? Ain’t no trick’s here, there’s all that and more ...
Oct 28, 2024•57 min•Season 3Ep. 7
56: Mascot Matters feat Sammie
OH YEAH Lightning Crackles are you feeling the jolt?! Because this week on The Couch Kids our crackling crew discovers the fascinating story of Boltman and his mascot compatriots, Sammie and Ari talk games, and a riveting Q of the Week tackles our latest micro-obsessions! So go grab your best bottle because this episode is lightning that you’ll want to catch! (Disclaimer: do not actually attempt to catch lightning or Joe Sparks Boltman in a glass bottle)
Oct 14, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 6
55: Extremely Goofy Dookie
Heyyo Couch Potatoes! Did your phone buzz? Well you’re in luck, because it’s not a green Android infected group chat - it’s a new episode of The Couch Kids and this week the boys are hyped off another Drunk History of Kingdom Hearts, talk Tetsuya Nomura news, zombie hypotheticals, Oscar talks, and of course another Q of the Week! So slap that pop up and press play or we’ll trap you in the endless vibrations of being in a group chat with an Android user!
Oct 07, 2024•56 min•Season 3Ep. 5
54: Tuff Times with Mr. Tumnus
COME QUICKLY CHILDREN! Follow "Mr. Tumnus" to the MAGICAL world of The Couch Kids for some incredible conversations on Julias Gulias, parody movies, and who Optimus Prime daddy is. And if Mr. Tumnus offers you any Turkish delights, ask for an adult.
Sep 23, 2024•57 min•Season 3Ep. 4
EP 53: Armchair Therapy
Hey everyone, Ari here! I'm out this week so huge thanks to Sammie for covering my spot this episode and (presumably) talking with the boys about how effortlessly fun I am, my incredible ability to maintain a conversation, the overwhelming aura of confidence I give off, and my sick nasty six pack. You're all too kind!!!
Sep 09, 2024•49 min•Season 3Ep. 3
EP 52: Sonic Boom or Doom
Welcome back Couch Potatoes, it’s our big Season 3 episode drop here and crashing onto the scene is everyone’s favorite hedgehog (We are not legally responsible for Sonic’s new catchphrases)! This week we dive into the Mediterranean to catch the tail end of Andrew’s greek tragedy, get a surprise message from everyone’s favorite Costco Guys, field some fan Q’s, and unveil Couch-O’s new digs (courtesy of our talented Sofa Sister, Megan LeMasurier @partycrumbs)! So grab your nearest couch cushion a...
Aug 26, 2024•47 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Ep 51: If It Bleeds We Can Couch It (Feat. Predator)
PATREON: https://patreon.com/couchkidspodcast GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! Something dangerous lurks at the CK Studios as the boys discuss more concert shenanigans, the orgasmic fun of Ready Player One, and how we would jazz up the Olympics! Watch your back couch potatoes, and avoid any sexy looking aliens in fishnets...o-oh OH MY GOD THERE IT-
Aug 12, 2024•46 min•Season 3Ep. 1
EP 50: 50th Special (Feat. Dog the Bounty Hunter)
https://www.patreon.com/CouchKidsPodcast On the last pod, Andrew ate so many hot dogs HE BECAME ONE! Just in time for the 50th Anniversary Special too! Couch Potatoes you better clear your criminal records because this dog is on the hunt and together with the Couch Kids they will talk Dog’s diabolical bounties, the rise of anime in sports, the recording of Drunk History of Kingdom Hearts II, and hit some awesome fan Questions of the Week! So drop a bark in the comments (but please don’t bite) it...
Jul 15, 2024•57 min•Season 2Ep. 23
EP 49: July 4th Special!
Oh say can you see? It’s a Couch Kids 4th of July on camera special for our most patriotic Potatoes out there! This week the boys and special guest Betsy Ross move from couch to table with some grilled up weenies in honor of America’s sweetheart: Joey Chestnut! The hot dog counter will tick as the gang talks the decline of modern-day theatre etiquette, public flatulence, debate the relevance of the blimp (including eye-witness testimony of the Hindenburg from Betsy), and of course your classic Q...
Jul 01, 2024•52 min•Season 2Ep. 22
EP 48: Couch Kids+
**FOG BILLOWS IN** Couch Kids was just the beginning. Today, we are launching CouchKids+ - all the things you love about the show… just more expensive. Join us as we unveil the latest updates like coyote influencers, parental secrets, and the banning of an American hero. Stay tuned for all the comfort-enhancing details right here on Couch Kids! Find more exclusive CK content on our Patreons! https://www.patreon.com/CouchKidsPodcast Follow us on Instagram here! https://www.instagram.com/couchkids...
Jun 24, 2024•58 min•Season 2Ep. 21
EP 47: Amsterdamed
It’s a dual of fates folks - who will fly, who will die, and who will watch Jar-Jar Binks return to the big screen!? Come one come all Couch Kids and find out because this week the boys are divulging their details of being abroad in Amsterdam, regaling the beauty that is Star Wars Episode I, reveal the best of food reviewers, and hit you with a superhero QotW! So gather the lads and get down to clown it’s another Couch Kids Cast!
Jun 17, 2024•54 min•Season 2Ep. 20
EP 46: 1 Year Couchiversary!
Lights, Camera, Couch-O! This week for a very special Couch Kids Podcast episode the boys are going LIVE on camera to celebrate 1 year of Couch Kids! Couch Potatoes unite because this week, not only can you see us, but you can join us as we talk: huge uvulas, the Couch Kids character ensemble, and of course awesome Questions of the Week - provided by YOU! So get ready for funny footage and freakish faces because the camera’s are rolling! (And if you can, let us know what you think of this new fo...
Jun 10, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 19
EP 45: Maui Wowie
Aloha and Mahalo friends! Oh sorry we’re still on island time, but here on the mainland it’s Couch Kids time! Lace up your running shoes and get hydrated because this week the boys are back and they’re talkin’ Maui marathons, helicopter tours, the new meta on CPR, and so much more! (Don’t forget your smash burger before you run!)
May 20, 2024•58 min•Season 2Ep. 18
EP 44: Sofa Sister's Present- Women Beware!
Couch Potatoes rejoice! Back by popular demand (and a belated Women’s History month?) the Sofa Sisters make a triumphant return! The ladies dive in by defending The Couch Kids in court, discuss theatrical lottery winnings, reveal their sweet baby pet children, and drop their wild Drunk History topics! So swap the couch cushion for the sofa seat and sit down because the sisters are standing in this week!
May 13, 2024•56 min•Season 2Ep. 17
EP 43: Meet the Parents
While Ari and Colton are away in Amsterdam, Andrew joins his parents on the couch to talk the best (and worst) things to do in LA... along with a couple of embarrassing stories to boot.
May 06, 2024•23 min•Season 2Ep. 16
EP 42: Car Crash Radio (Feat. Colton)
Andrew and Ari COME ON DOWN! It’s time to play America’s favorite game - Couch Kids Podcast - with your host… Colton Bot. Who knows what out of pocket thing he’ll say next! Prizes include aggressive radio stations, disastrous trips, unwanted concert interactions, and a grand prize of over 3,300 seconds of pure podcast fun ($1 million value)!
Apr 29, 2024•55 min•Season 2Ep. 15
EP 41: Dirty Floors and Secret Doors
Much like the carpet of the CK Lounge, we are getting DIRTY this week! Join us this on this Easter record as we discuss a not so PG story from the ancient city of Pompeii, the state of Colton's shoe wearing habit, the horror of late-to-the-party platformer sequels, and how WE would design an escape room. So get those shoes on couch potatoes, you're gonna need 'em!
Apr 22, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 14
EP 40: Thumbus Wumbus!
Gather round Couch Potatoes and put those spuds in the air, it’s another Couch Kids podcast! This week the boys walk you real slowly with their sanitary samples in hand, beatbox some confessions, explore Hollywood’s hidden thumb-pire of thumb movies, and answer not one, but many questions of the week! If we make you laugh, pinky promise you’ll consider giving us a thumbs up! *cough* as in hit that like button *cough*
Apr 15, 2024•52 min•Season 2Ep. 13
EP 39: Calendars and Cringe
Clear your calendars folks, it’s another podcast from your favorite boys on the couch! Join us this week as we explore Colton’s calendar chaos, Disneyland’s newest Toon Town attraction, new age club ettiquette, timeouts of prom night’s past, as well as a fan mailed Q of the Week about cringe! So grab your Mickey ears and wear em’ early because that’s how the Couch Potatoes do it! R-right guys? It’s n-not lame to wear your Mickey ears early right?
Apr 08, 2024•48 min•Season 2Ep. 12
EP 38: The Final Rose with Anna
This week on The Couch Kids, roses will fly, hearts will shatter, and one host in particular will cry - this is one pod you WON’T wanna miss! It’s the fated return of super special guest, Anna Hill, from the Sofa Sisters! Join your cast of Couch Kids as they exchange heated words of passion about Super Auto Pets, gambling, Reality TV, and the muppetification of movies! Couch Potatoes everywhere rejoice for drama- the Anna hour starts NOW!
Apr 01, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 11
EP 37: Dune Buckets and Muad’Dweebs
Thump thump thump - is that a sand worm I hear?! No, it’s just your favorite three Couch Kids and their fellow Couch Potatoes back for another week of fun filled shenanigans! Sand step your way through a pod of Dune-pilled banter, prominent political impressions, Facebook marketplace misfortune, and of course a classic Q of the Week! Wear your Arrakis-proof goggles folks because it might get a little spicy!
Mar 25, 2024•54 min•Season 2Ep. 10
EP 36: Cyber Sliced
What’s wrong, Cybertruck got your fingers?! Oh well, this pod’s got more than enough laughs to make you smile! So pop it in and let’s join the boys on an another saucy late night record as they talk bowling inflation, more cybertruck malfunctions, the origins of bananas, and eating raw chicken! So snuggle up and ditch the seasoning because this pod is best served raw!
Mar 11, 2024•51 min•Season 2Ep. 9
EP 35: Big Bear With Us
Snowstorms, tire chains, bears - oh my! Hope you’re snuggled on your sofa because we’re snowed in! It’s a Couch Kids Cabin Special and this week the boys are cooking up trouble in Big Bear, California! Join them for a fun filled discussion on the dangers of the mountain, the epic flames of “Forged in Fire”, some fun shoutouts, and not one - but TWO Questions of the week! Your couch better have chains because this pods gonna get bumpy!
Mar 04, 2024•56 min•Season 2Ep. 8
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