You’ve defeated the Couch Kids Heartless in Episode 14; now, 20 episodes later, you must face their Nobodies! Grab your Keyblades (or a cup of your favorite Fettuccine Alfredo Tea) and prepare for the pod of your life! This week, the boys are going to walk you through their epic game night, talk about their favorite board games, and summon the courage to face the long-awaited follow-up to Andrew’s dive into the Kingdom Hearts series! Will Ari survive? Only those with strong hearts will find out!...
Feb 26, 2024•48 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Time to get close and comfy! Squeeze in on this week's pod while the boys share a rather intimately close (physically not emotionally) podcasting experience! Together we'll talk anvil antics, foreign exchange student's from Germany, and dive into some time travel shenanigans! So strap those lederhosen on tight and join this tightly packed pod!
Feb 19, 2024•52 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Smell that? It’s the smell of gun powder from Cupid’s fresh new love rifle! Love is everywhere and the boys are ready to spread some to you in this very special episode of The Couch Kids! Together we are gonna meet Colton’s new (and definitely real) girlfriend, talk some Palworld, visit a very special rat-shaped hole, and question some long overdue comebacks! So don’t wait, grab that spot on the loveseat! No seriously, take cover before Cupid starts sniping!
Feb 12, 2024•56 min•Season 2Ep. 5
We’re putting together a team, and we need your help Couch Potatoes! If you can rhyme and scream “oh YEAH!” - you’re in! So hurry up, into the the Suess-a-verse you go where this week the boys catch you up on the latest shoutouts, dodge cyber trucks, then talk bedroom pop and the golden ages of all things! That’s not a Wocket in your pocket, that’s a notification to dive into this week’s episode of The Couch Kids - quick before the portal closes!
Feb 05, 2024•52 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Chants, coughs, and cracked ribs?! Couch-O what’s going on?! Looks like this week our editor climbs out from under the Couch to join the boys for a super special podcast! And they want YOU to join em’ for some summoning shenanigans, the exploration of Agrah’Bronx, running from killer hawks, and reality shifting some fun with the Q of the Week! Come one come all, there are plenty of cushions to go around!
Jan 29, 2024•50 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Ahoy Couch Potatoes! Hang on to your peg legs and pokéballs because this week the boys will be traversing time and space to go somewhere fun-filled and fictional in the Q of the Week! Ari dukes it out with Bradley Pittley, Andrew takes on the rage room, and mind’s are blown at the sight of Rupert’s Drop! Hurry don’t get scurvy to this week’s podcast!
Jan 22, 2024•48 min•Season 2Ep. 2
The boys are back! Same content you love, different numbers! As in, these pods just keep on rollin’ and this week things are gonna get a little crazy as the three reveal their horrendous traits, new content, Twitch regulations, and outdated hot takes! So what are you waiting for? Clutch that cushion and press play!
Jan 15, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Strap in couch potatoes, we're going down memory lane! Starting from our iconic June launch to our festive finale, we've compiled the best goofs, gaffs, and bits of 2023. Great for new and old fans alike, this compilation will get you up to speed on all our ridiculous lore such as Colton's favorite actor, Couch-O, and Ari's Kingdom Hearts beef. From the bottom of our cushiony little hearts, thank you so much for such a great year and a welcoming start on our podcast journey! There's so much more...
Jan 02, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Strap in couch potatoes, we're going down memory lane! Starting from our iconic June launch to our festive finale, we've compiled the best goofs, gaffs, and bits of 2023. Great for new and old fans alike, this compilation will get you up to speed on all our ridiculous lore such as Colton's favorite actor, Couch-O, and Ari's Kingdom Hearts beef. From the bottom of our cushiony little hearts, thank you so much for such a great year and a welcoming start on our podcast journey! There's so much more...
Jan 01, 2024•1 hr 48 min
Ho ho NO! Grab your picket sign Couch Potatoes and join the CK elves because we’re goin’ on strike! This week on the picket line the boys cover nuanced issues like favorite impressions, gift giving, and Ari being a PS5 Cyborg - so pop this pod in and sign your name to ratify this new deal of epic proportions! (You may be entitled to retro pay of up to 5 marshmallows and 10 holiday cheer, enjoy!)
Dec 18, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 27
ERROR ERROR! Someone call IT because this week Couch-O has a virus! But before we wipe the CK Motherboard, join the boys as they try to decipher this Sofa Security Scare, sell you on a new wet vacuum, introduce you to Bradley Pittly, and talk S.O. lines in the sand! So don’t GLITCH, I mean go, anywhere this is another pod that you won’t want to miss!
Dec 11, 2023•58 min•Season 1Ep. 26
This week the boys are forgiven by the one and only JC, and get this… He’s here to stop inflation! So take a knee and start to pray because you’re gonna need some divine intervention to endure this week’s sermon! A sermon served by server Colt, including fun topics like: restaurant life, psuedo-OnlyFans names, and forgotten storefronts! Stay prayed up fam. (Featuring special guests: Couch-O, Ken the Neighbor, and Ga’houle!)
Dec 04, 2023•57 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Top O the morning couch potatoes!! This week we dive to the end of the rainbow and discuss the legendary Leprechaun films, the controversial Legend of Zelda live action news, as well as the iconic gorilla vs bear debate. So buckle up and kiss the Blarney Stone because this episode is GOLD!
Nov 27, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Uh oh, looks like turkeys have taken over the couch! It’s that time of year and these turkeys are here to talk Thanksgiving, movies, Andrew’s Kingdom Hearts journey, the Headless Debate makes a return, and we get a special storytime with sound fx! So shake a turkey leg and get on this couch because it’s another hectic holiday episode!
Nov 20, 2023•59 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Scream at your mom, slam the door, and crank it up! Because this week the boys return to the couch to catch you up on their pop punk escapades in Las Vegas, talk toys, and Colton is alive! So that’s good! Expect all this and more as we headbang our way through this emo phase!
Nov 13, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Welcome back Cool Cats and Batty Bats! This week for a spooky special your hosts have been replaced by Count Castleton, Coltdee the Dog (Werewolf), and Brainy Brooks the Zombie! Join them on this festive feast for the ears as they devour delectable topics such as parenthood, Hooters, Oogie Boogie Bash 2023, excuses, and paranormal phenomena! So sit back, relax, and turn off the lights because these ghouls are ready to FRIGHT!
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Buckle in Couch Potatoes because this week’s Pod is ready for takeoff and we might hit some turbulence as your Couch Kids Captains lead you through some preamble panic, give you the lowdown on layovers, wince at Weinstein’s wiener, and manage some mannerism mayhem! Triple check those tickets, you won’t wanna miss this flight !
Oct 23, 2023•54 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Wands, fists, spears, and more - watch out in this mosh pit, it’s a Couch Kids Podcast goof galore! Join the boys on the couch this week as they talk Spartan Races, JK Rowling, Halloween costumes, and more concert mayhem! Monday’s don’t start better than this, so what are ya waitin’ for!?
Oct 16, 2023•53 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Did you bring your party hat? Because it’s a very special Couch Kid’s bday this week! But if that doesn’t get you jumpin’ on the sofa we also talk Pokémon cards, Van Goh museum madness, and some high school memories! So let’s get this party started!
Oct 09, 2023•58 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Put up your dukes Couch Potatoes because this week on Couch Kids the boys get violent! We come out swingin’ with the holiday hot takes, evoke the wrath of Santa Claus, and start a super fight for the ages! If you’re feeling feisty you’re not gonna want to miss this battle royale of an episode!
Oct 02, 2023•47 min•Season 1Ep. 17
This week on Couch Kids, Ari says “farvel” to the states and “hej” to Copenhagen! Meanwhile, Andrew covers the Times Square takeover during his NYC stay! And Colton? Well let’s just say he’s been busy with Couch-O duty. So grab your fave worn down butt-stretched cushion and strap in as we take this couch on another fantastic voyage!
Sep 25, 2023•56 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Hey there couch potatoes, this week we-{{{ ***struct group_info init_groups = { .initiate = SOFASISTERS_INIT(2) };*** Welcome back to another banging episode of The Sofa Sisters! Join your favorite gals Anna, Megan and Sammie as they dive into current state of podcasts, discuss their animal identities, dig deep with life’s tutorial, and find themselves in Left 4 Dead! As always, don’t be a goofa join us on the sofa!
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 15
This week on Couch Kids, the boys dive into the heart... Kingdom Hearts. That's right, these three warriors of light delve deep into the titular franchise, discuss Tokyo Tower, introduce Couch-O (the sentient fact-checking Couch), and unveil the future CK line of products! So, don't be a Heartless and grab your Keyblade, because this episode is your one-stop shop for sealing the door to darkness!
Sep 04, 2023•57 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Saddle up soldier, we got some feathers to rustle. This week we go deep into the underground tunnels of Disneyland, hear from Colton's mom, and share war stories from the great Emu War! War never changes, but the pod sure does so don't miss this one!
Aug 28, 2023•46 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Strap the couch to the Uber and hop on because this pod is goin’ to San Diego! This week the boys talk about their SD shenanigans, seeing improv shows, stopping by a bar made for the gods, and discuss the plans for the future Couch Kids Movie! So you can skip those ads but you do not wanna skip out on this road-trip special!
Aug 21, 2023•51 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Grab a cushion and get a seat on the couch because this week, the boys will be talking about tattoos, faux facts, swine flu, and how to create chaos with your dying words! Not to mention, the return of a very special ghoulish guest! So stay tuned til the end!
Aug 14, 2023•50 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Gather 'round Couch Potatoes for a very special episode of the Couch Kids Podcast! This week we reach a massive milestone, embark on a fun-filled journey down memory lane, take our first ever fan question, and discuss our cybernetic futures! This is one episode you do NOT wanna miss!
Aug 07, 2023•51 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Grab your jetpacks and strap in because this week on the Couch Kids Podcast, we'll be delivering some sky-high pizza pies, meeting the editor under the couch, discovering what to call the fans, and talking about childhood pranks!
Jul 31, 2023•50 min•Season 1Ep. 9
This week the boys dive into the deep lore of Jar-Jar and find themselves tangled up in the darkest conspiracy known to man. Will they follow their nose or are just they another froot in the loop?
Jul 24, 2023•49 min•Season 1Ep. 8
This week on Couch Kids the boys are joined by special guest Sammie (@jedisammie)! Together they terminate Andrew’s contract, answer a phone call from Colton’s mom, and explore the deradicalization of fictional villains! And stay tuned til the end for Sammie’s epic words of wisdom!
Jul 17, 2023•54 min•Season 1Ep. 7
