Lizard Alert!
Curtis is back from Costa Rica and he's talkin' about the mysterious "squish lizard" a little bit. He also has a musical mash-up you will not want to miss... www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Mar 08, 2023•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 62
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)
We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.
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Episodes
"The Condemned" Listen-Along Commentary
Check out this old ass commentary we did for Stone Cone movie "The Condemned." If you want more, get on that Patreon for only $3! We'll be back next week for a brand new episode. <3
Mar 02, 2023•2 hr 5 min
The Portal
A portal fulla Perverts! linktr.ee/coolparents patreon.com/coolparents
Feb 22, 2023•53 min•Season 2Ep. 61
Bone Potions
Today, we're talking about several Updates, Curtis kind of introduces a "new" segment called Why Come? and challenges Justy Boy to a new guessing game involving isolated vocal noises. Then, we close it out with a round of I Love This Business. Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Feb 15, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 60
Murderfied: An Dungeon Mystery At 10,000 Feets
Hello! We've finally figured out what the heck Davey Havok is saying in AFI's "Dancing Through Sunday." Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections , Curtis chopped n' screwed that "Bugle Boogie Boy Bee" song, and we educate ourselves on Gen Z slang. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Feb 08, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 59
Yacht Monolith
Ya'll asked for it, so Spelling Bee is back! We also have a new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz , a Mumpdate (mummy update), our review of an old Kerrang interview with Jonathan Davis of KoЯn, and much more. Believe me, this one's a true banger. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Feb 01, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 58
Gideon Yago: The Cumshot King Of Amsterdam
This one's got ropes! It's got Pervert Proverbs ! It's got Alfred Hitchcock! Oh, and the effects of medicine withdrawals... Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Jan 25, 2023•57 min•Season 2Ep. 57
It's More Than A Truck, It's A Friend Of Mine
It's a new dawn for computer creatures (artificial intelligence) and we're more than prepared to exploit this creepy new tech for the sake of absurd comedy. We're doing exactly that on this episode. We have A.I.-generated song lyrics in a new segment called Chatbot Poetry and very glitchy (meaning extra funny) text-to-speech voice models from Uberduck . Additionally, we have a new installment of Googie Reviewbies and Curtis predicts a new aesthetic movement: Covidcore. If you like our show and w...
Jan 18, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 56
Those Who No Longer Do
I hope you like sound effects! We've got a lot of 'em. We also have a brand new POME from Justy Boy, some shrimp news, prank calls, and a new trivia segment: Crash Course !!!! There's other stuff in there too, soooooo... www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Jan 11, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 55
Throatorcycle Nightmare Freak
Mr. Robert Zombie has some words for you. We can't really tell what those words are, but we can certainly give our best guess! It's also time to review some of the most searched terms on PornHub in 2022 and some strange banned hashtags on Instagram. www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Jan 04, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 45
Pincer (2000, dir. David Fincher)
Do you remember the classic David Fincher film Pincer from 2000 starring Morgan Freeman as a detective uncovering a mystery involving a surreptitious invasion of Earth by a race of shrimp-lobster-alien's and their human hybrid offspring? What a picture! Strap in for a rottin' tootin' mud truckin' good time as we discuss what a good ol' boy's truck says about him. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Dec 28, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 53
Oh My Foot
We answer the internet's burning questions, then Governor/Fighter/Frogman Jesse Ventura is back and he's prepared to exchange blows with Donald Trump. And speaking of Trump, we've got a nasty batch of Pervert Proverbs , too! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Dec 21, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 52
Soaked In Milk & Victorious
Making a Muscle Boy is back with a vengeance! We also have a brand new segment called The People in the Comments and so much more. www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Dec 14, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 51
BBL: Big Beautiful Lip
We finally took down the Liver King. Yeah, that was us. You're welcome! "Prioritize. Execute. Do." - Nostradingus www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Dec 07, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 50
Blonde Ass At The Bust Stop
Googie Reviewbies is back with a vengeance and it's brought Missed Connections with it! Don't miss this absolute unit, listen now! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Nov 30, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 49
Brother Luke's Penis Root
Today's main event is a new segment we're calling Slamazon ! We also tried one called Gucci Bane , but the results were mixed... but in a good way? Listen and tell us what you think! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Nov 23, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 48
Duplicate My Groove
The Book of 2 Chainz is back, but before that, Justy Boy presents a new Jabroni Jamboree . Oh, and we close the episode with I Love This Business ! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Nov 16, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 46
Scratch My Disk Up
This one's gonna make you squirt. Simple as that. It's an instant classic. We got Pervert Proverbs , we got Buttermans , and we got a new segment called Brain War ! What else do you people need?! Support the show and get super sick bonus content on Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Nov 09, 2022•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 46
Releasing The Insect
This one's getting real spooky and real sexxxy, so put your stupid kids to bed. Olivia is here to share her nasty cryptid fanfiction and we guarantee there won't be a dry panty in the room. We're also chatting with some local ghosts via spirit box, among other Ghostober endeavors. Enjoy responsibly! If you like the show, support us on Patreon where you can watch House of the Dead with our commentary starting at only $3! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents...
Nov 02, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 45
Put A Boob On It!
Happy heckoween! In this special treat we're joined by the one and only BWETTTTTTT to watch Uwe Boll's House of the Dead (2003). Video version (for Patrons only): HERE!
Oct 28, 2022•1 hr 38 min
The Grotus Tapes
This episode is more fun than a "barrel full of supernatural," as Nick Groff would say. That's right, Groff the Chain is back with a vengeance! We also talk politics (uh-oh), have a Spooky Bee , and Justy Boy reads a new Ghostober POME . Enjoy! Thanks for listening! Follow us and support the show below: www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Oct 26, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 44
Muck Mummy Bison
You ready for more spookies? You better be! We're talkin' Frankensteins, skeletons, Draculas, and mad scientists! Oh, and don't forget the TikTok time traveler. Did you know humanity is effed? Listen for more details! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Oct 19, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 43
Febus & His Fluff Knife Go To Nom Nom City
Don't miss this Ghostober episode, it's really good. We met a demon named Febus, what else do you need to know? We sifted through some backwards music to hunt for secret Satans and also had an A.I. write us a spooky story for a robot to read to us. Like I said, this one's really good. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Oct 12, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 42
The Leprechaun's Liquid
And so begins the Ghostober festivities, sooooo... We got Are You Afraid of the Dark? commentary, spooky Rope Hero , and spooky Spelling Bee . Bring a change of paaaantyyyy... Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
Oct 05, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 41
Panty
Curtis calls the Mystery Freak! Brand new IKEA product name game! Pervert Proverbs ! That other thing! Many of more! Thanks for listening! Support us on Patreon pretty please! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Sep 28, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 40
Simian Whale
Spooky Reviewbies are here! We also have another edition of It Really Makes You Think... and then we pick apart a Rusted Roots song. WTF he sayin???? Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Sep 21, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 39
Dubauchery
You're gonna hear from some real ghosts in this episode, so be ready... Other topics include: pumpkin bote (sic), pope dubauchery (sic), robot catfish bios, and a round of I Love This Business . Thanks so much for listening! Please leave us a rating and review and sign up for our Patreon via the link below: www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Sep 14, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 38
Mummified Slug Nest
We're back! We're answering some of life's deepest philosophical questions in a new segment called It Really Makes You Think... Plus, we start our preparations for Ghostober 2022 and then two failed Butterman s lead to some new discoveries in songs from both KoRn and Shaggy! Thanks for listening, don't forget to leave reviews everywhere you can! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Sep 07, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 37
Varsity Blues Commentary [Patreon Preview]
"WE GON BEAT BING BONG!" This commentary track for Varsity Blues was recorded for our Patreon, but here it is as a sneak peek in case you're not a Patron. Now you'll know what you're missing! Get access to all our other commentaries and a whole lot more at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening!
Aug 31, 2022•1 hr 55 min
Dripping Wet Freakery on the River of Load
Guess who's back Back again Hoss is back Tell a friend Thanks for listening to our show! If you like it, please leave a rating and a review. Also, check out our Patreon and social media accounts at the link below: www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Aug 24, 2022•56 min•Season 2Ep. 36
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