Sorry ladies, this one's for the boys! Wait, no, I'm kidding, please still listen. Today we're making fun of country music, specifically songs considered to be "manly," whatever the heck that means. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
Listen, the title says it all. We've got Pervert Proverbs , our re-worked version of "Supercharger Heaven," and some isolated vocal tracks! Thanks for listening! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents
There's a yogi on the internet who's obsessed with his own cumshot. Not sure what else you need to know... Oh, Tindergarten Cops returns. So there's that too. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Did you know that God can speak through humans? He just doesn't use English, or any other earthly tongue. Don't know why. Maybe you can decipher some of his messages. Listen and let us know! You'll also hear some Missed Connections and some more Jesse Ventura interview gems! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Justy Boy prophesizes the future of Humankind. Then we discuss our findings in our ongoing "Super Charger Heaven" experiment (now titled Slob Zombie ), followed by some superb Googie Reviewbies ! Thanks for listening and if you enjoy it, be sure to support us on Patreon. Smack this link! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
You don't want to miss this one, folks! Here are just a few things to look forward to in this extra thicc episode (in no particular order): Tim Burton's Todd Fungus Bigfoot Update Filthy Fan Fiction (Mostly) Metalcore Buttermans Oregano Mega Meatball Man Oregano Mega Cheeseball Man Extra Large Pervert Proverbs Muuuuch more! Thanks for listening, don't forget to rate and review! Also, smash this link to follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon!...
Justy Boy got his hands on some letters written to his sister from Korean teenage English students and they are truly interesting. And back by popular demand is part 2 of the infamous Jesse Ventura hypercut podcast interview. We also talk alien hair, Kate Nash, and FOOTBALL! Thanks so much for listening! Don't forget to support the podcast below: Patreon Linktree
Making a Muscle Boy is finally back with a new set of legendary fighters! Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections , this time from Southie, bro. But before all that, we spoke to some ghosts... Please support our show on Patreon if you like it, you'll get some sweet bonuses! Patreon Linktr.ee
We have a highlight reel of Jesse "The Body" Ventura talking about basically nothing yet saying so much. It's hilarious. Also, we have some yearbook bios to review and some very captivating news stories to talk about. They may or may not contain piss. Thanks for listening! TikTok Instagram Patreon Linktree...
We have ourselves a two person roundtable to discuss the flag. The flag. The only flag. We also have some Googie Reviewbies (working title) and a real nice round of I Love This Business ! In addition, we have a world premiere cover of Bruce Springsteen's "I'm on Fire" for you. Thanks for listening! Support our show, would ya? Thank you! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents...
Curtis got COVID, so this episode was recorded remotely. Don't let that scare ya though, Justy Boy has an excellent forty dollar gaming headset... We've got a bunch of top-notch Pervert Proverbs for you in addition to a very mysterious Truckdate ! G'head, listen! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Jazz comedy is a type of improv we invented very early on in the life of this podcast. It's when our goofs cannot be constrained to the standards set by the mainstream, just like jazz music but dumb. This episode gets wacky, but we do have some topics: "Ghost Adventures House Calls," Listener Questions , "Bubble Boy," and more! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Our special guest Charlie (AKA Chuck Finn) tells us all about the "Angelic Initiative," a weird af yoga/energy-healing show on YouTube, as well as Lil' Lunchbox , a clown lady from hell. Then, Justy Boy shares an exciting new development in our quest for ghost: " Paranormal Destination ." Don't miss this one! www.linktr.ee/coolparents...
We took the liberty of isolating some more vocal tracks from an assortment of songs. Curtis even did some choppin' and screwin' of those vocals to a very satisfying end. You'll love what you hear! Also, we've got a "Cryptid" Update and some fantastic Pervert Proverbs. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
The Cool Parents Travel Agency has you covered! We're visiting some businesses, calling some others, and creating our own in I Love This Business ! Also, did you know seagulls are space aliens? www.linktr.ee/coolparents
Hey there, slimes! You wanna hear about some real cool kids in a 2006 high school yearbook? We got that! You wanna hear about some missed connections and "activities" on CraigsList? Well stop reading this and press play, you PERVERT. <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents
You got another top-quality episode on your hands today, folks! We have a couple Buttermans and Umpdates runnin' wiiiiild, then we listen to some incredible isolated vocal tracks from Rancid, Boxcar Racer, Disturbed, and Tom Waits. All that topped off with a Tough Guy Poetry from Soulfly! Thanks for listening, don't forget to support us pleeease! www.patreon.com/coolparents
We've got a new segment to take for a spin called Round Trip Translations and an oldie but goodie, Tindergarten Cops ! Give it a listen and tell your friends! www.patreon.com/coolparents
We brought our A game to this one, folks, so strap in! Or strap on , because we've got Pervert Proverbs . We also answer your burning questions about all kinds of stuff upon which we are the authority. Thanks for listening, and be sure to join our Patreon to show your support and get bonus goofs! www.patreon.com/coolparents <3
Google reviews are back! We also discuss the lyrics of a song called "On the River" by Young Dolph. Thanks for Listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Justy Boy has a new segment! It's called Pomp Quiz . We also have some high school yearbook photos to review. Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Are you up for something new? You'd better be, cuz we got a couple two tree new segments runnin' wild! Cowpoke Poetry , Hoss Fooey (AKA Horse Code ), and Message Board Confessional all make their debuts alongside a new installment of Spelling Bee . Enjoy! If you like the show, please support us on Patreon and get free goodies! www.patreon.com/coolparents
This just in: THE LIVER KING EATS CHILDREN. We got the proof. We also got some top-notch Pervert Proverbs and a Butter Man for you, so g'head and listen, would ya?! Thanks for listening and please support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Come truggin' with us! We're talking about the greatest vocal performance in rock-n-roll history: KoRn's "Twist." Then we have some UFO sighting reports from our home state of New Hampshire. Also, don't miss the return of the hit segment, Groff the Chain . Thanks for listening, and please support us on Patreon for more very nice goofs: www.patreon.com/coolparents <3
We have to talk about rope and loam . patreon.com/coolparents
We're talkin' about some obscure Wikipedia articles dug up by @depthsofwikipedia on Instagram, a Tough Guy Poetry from Five Foot Thick, and another installment of Tindergarten Cops ! Support us on Patreon, sheepeople! patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening!
A Pervert Proverb for the ages! We also cover the lyrics of "Stuntin' Like my Daddy" by Little Wayne and Birdman. The main event: a sexxxy Jurassic Park fanfiction written almost entirely by an A.I. Enjoy! Don't forget to share and join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents
We return to the confusing depths of high school senior yearbook photos and comb through the lyrics of Kid Rock's latest abortion, "We The People." Thanks for listening, go ahead and support us on Patreon for extra bonus goofs and gags! www.patreon.com/coolparents
This one's for our slimes we affectionately call BWETT. It's his birthday(ish) and we're fixin' to make him hurl with some top-notch erotic fanfiction! We also talk a little Meatloaf and play a Justy Boy original guessing game, Jabroni Jamboree ! Thanks for listening and if you like whatcha hear, please support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents <3
