My Jaded Cells
Pervert Proverbs is back in its original form! Also, we have an exceptional new installment of Tough Guy Poetry . Please enjoy responsibly.
Jan 19, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)
We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.
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Episodes
Bad Tomatoes
We're back with new business reviews from Google and another installment of The Book of 2 Chainz ! Come on, GIT IT! patreon.com/coolparents
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 22 min
The Longest Testes in the Westes
Dana White? More like Dana Brown! Did you know MMA fighters love to shit all over themselves? It's true! And did you know that the moon is full of yellow jelly and ruled by a moon king named Bibi Onini? That's also true, probably. All that, Missed Connections , I Love This Business , and more on this hott hott episode. Thanks for listening! coolparents.com/coolparents
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 10 min
Pull Up, Suck Foot
We have a new version of our world famous Pervert Proverbs segment. This time, we're doing titles from PornHub videos! We also have some new Tindergarten Cops entries and a roundup of some of the best weird news stories of 2021. Thanks for listening, love youuuu! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Dec 29, 2021•1 hr 20 min
Cuth Cuthbertson, Wrangle Them Boys!
Welcome to the second season of the Cool Parents Podcast ! New here? Don't worry, jump right in and we'll get you up to date in no time. We've got a new segment for a new season in which we discuss user reviews of random small businesses across the country. We also take a look at PornHub's year-end search trends for 2021. You'll also hear an old Christmas song we recorded years ago. It's about tugjobs and stuff! Thanks for listening, and don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon if you dig our go...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr 31 min
200 - BEET GOD (Bluffington Season 3)
Bluffington, everyone's favorite non-existent reboot of Nickelodeon's Doug, is back in a big way with a third season! Beware the Order of the Beet! Thanks so much for listening, everyone! We love you! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 27 min
Bonus Episode: Bluffington Recap (Seasons 1 & 2)
Previously on Bluffington...
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 37 min
Best Prank Calls
Here are some of our favorite prank phone calls!
Dec 09, 2021•1 hr 53 min
Best Goofs! (Ep. 146 - 199)
What a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some more fun goofs we did. Thanks so much for listening!
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Best Goofs! (Ep. 91 - 146)
What a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some fun goofs we did a long time ago. Thanks so much for listening!
Dec 07, 2021•1 hr 30 min
199 - Crumhorn Assjob
If you don't know what a crumhorn or an assjob is, you're not alone. Come along with us and learn as we parse OnlyFans category tags! We also play some Mad Libs and discuss Peter Popoff's "Miracle Spring Water." Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Dec 01, 2021•1 hr 14 min
198 - Hub Nut & the Electric Big Rig
This one's a banger! We got Tindergarten Cops , Tough Guy Poetry (a new pile of shit from Kid Rock), and a phone call to a new celebrity "guest." Check 'er out! patreon.com/coolparents
Nov 24, 2021•1 hr 30 min
197 - Do She Scrump?
Well? Do she? We've got some pretty incredible Pervert Proverbs for this one. We also take a look at the lyrics of "Like Me" by 2 Chainz in a brand new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz ! Hope you like it! Find more goodf and support our endeavors on out Patreon, pretty please, over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you and god bless.
Nov 17, 2021•1 hr 1 min
196 - The Flesh Tentacle
Nov 10, 2021•1 hr 37 min
195 - Papa Rope
We have some Missed Connections from Craig's List for ya, as well as a round of I Love This Business and so much more! Oh, there's also a legitimate appearance from a certain major celebrity with a butt-chin. No joke, check it out. Thanks for listening! Support the show at: www.patreon.com/coolparents
Nov 03, 2021•1 hr 21 min
194 - Amazon for Wizards
This episode contains irrefutable evidence of FOOT GHOST . We communicate with the other side via the Necrophonic app after talking wizards and Butter Man s. Thanks so much for listening! Consider contributing to our Patreon pretty please: www.patreon.com/coolparents
Oct 27, 2021•1 hr 3 min
193 - The Fresno Grinch Finger
You cannot squaredance in a circle. You also cannot listen to this spooky Ghostober episode (featuring special guest Olivia) without getting aroused by cryptozoological smut! Thanks for listening! And please join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents
Oct 20, 2021•1 hr 33 min
192 - I Sing with my Whale
Ghostober is in full effect, so we've got a new Groff the Chain for you and an Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode commentary! If you enjoy our show, consider contributing to our Patreon and get yourself some real cool extras: www.patreon.com/coolparents
Oct 13, 2021•1 hr 13 min
191 - Devil Moves
Ghostober is here! We have to talk about the spookiest ghost of them all: the Holy Ghost. Oh, and also mummies, Draculas, etc. Subscribe to our Patreon if you like our show, please! We've got bonuses for you and it's only $3! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening!
Oct 06, 2021•1 hr 1 min
190 - A Hard Y7
Did you forget about Goof Dad ?! Of course not... So you'll be happy to know we're finally fleshing out the TV movie event of the century! Thanks for listening and don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Sep 29, 2021•1 hr 6 min
189 - Paul Thomas Cruiser
Can you believe we have more Truckdate ? I mean, these things just keep coming out of the woodwork, usually towing a redwood on their big strong winch. But after the tucks have come in gone, we have a new installment of Tindergarten Cops and I Love This Business. Thanks for listening! Join our Patreon for only $3 and get instant access to a whole bunch of bonus material. Plus, you'll be supporting our show, which is so cool of you! <3 www.patreon.com/coolparents...
Sep 22, 2021•1 hr 18 min
188 - Pliss
I heard you freaks like Pervert Proverbs. Do? Listen, pliss! We also play some The Shame of Life card game and pick apart some terrible wrestle man theme song in a segment Justy Boy calls Beef Boy Broetry. Pliss enjoy! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Sep 15, 2021•1 hr 21 min
187 - Plump Goddess
More news from the McFlurby front and it's... weird. Also, Curtis murders a truck (it deserved it) and Justy Boy brings the Missed Connections ! Plus, Joe Rogan got COVID! lol Word of the day: NIMROD. Thanks for listening! Hey, you wanna check out our Patreon to support our show and get awesome bonus content? Then go ahead and do ! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Sep 08, 2021•1 hr 10 min
186 - "The Cactus & Sexy Lump Show" (feat. Pinky)
Guess who's back... It's Pinky! We've got games to play and trucks to discuss on this Double Stuf episode. I know it seems like it's too long but we assure you, this is the Snyder cut of podcasts. It's lengthy but you'll be okay with it because it rocks . Thanks so much for listening and don't forget to support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Sep 02, 2021•2 hr 5 min
185 - Cigarphagus
Take a journey with us to Peach Valhalla in a brand new segment (yet to be named) on the subject of anime titles from Crunchy Roll. Thanks for listening! Mosey on over to our Patreon for bonus content and to help support our podcast: www.patreon.com/coolparents
Aug 25, 2021•1 hr 13 min
184 - 100% Sticky (What the Horse Knows...)
Listen here pardners, we're crackin' some whips tonight, I'll tell you what. We also must discuss "PopoZão" by Kevin Federline ASAP. And what's up with those grape thieves behind Curtis' house? Any clues are greatly appreciated. Tip lines are opening soon. Thanks for listening! If you enjoy our goofs, please do us a solid and get on our Patreon. You'll get bonus content, too! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Aug 18, 2021•1 hr 12 min
183 - Jose Camacho's Premium Juice
Jose Canseco is on a roll this week with several head-scratchers on his Twitter feed. Also discussed are goats, Don Chena and The Suicide Squad , McFlurbies, skimboarding, and a couple new Butter Mans from BLACKPINK! U liek podcast? Plz do a Patreon plz. You'll get bonus goofs! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you for listening!
Aug 11, 2021•1 hr 2 min
182 - The Maserati of Susans
We have some choice Missed Connections and Pervert Proverbs in this one! Some of the best. We also finish the segment on cowboy slang we started a few weeks ago. Enjoy, pardner. Do you appreciate our work? If so, the best way to show it is over on our Patreon where you can also get bonus movie commentaries! Only $3!!!! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Aug 04, 2021•1 hr 7 min
181 - Lump
We got Butter Man ! We got Tindergarten Cops ! We got the gas, baby! Thanks for listening! Hop on over to our Patreon for bonus content and to support this podcast if you haven't already. You certainly will not regret it! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Jul 28, 2021•1 hr 8 min
180 - My Alien Green
Join us as we discuss egg, among other things. We have another brilliant Android game description to decipher and another installment of I Love This Business ! Thanks for listening! If you like what we've made for you, join the VIPs supporting our endeavors over at our Patreon. You'll get bonus content! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Jul 21, 2021•1 hr 9 min
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