Justy Boy's throat is all toe up, but he's gonna tough it out for you good folks. What a troopah! We got some real yucky Pervert Proverbs for ya and also a Tough Guy Poetry by Static X and a couple new Butter Mans . Thanks for listening and don't forget to hop on our Patreon and support the cause! You'll also get some hot bonus content: www.patreon.com/coolparents
I hope you've got the sand to keep your son warm this winter, partner. Even if you gotta open up yer best mule to do so. We've got some prime cowboy content in this one, folks! And also, some excellent Missed Connections . Thanks for listening! If you like us, please support us on Patreon. You'll get bonus content and it's so cheap! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Are you prepared to learn about how Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst copes with the guilt of creating a Frankenstein? We also discuss a horse/truck Android game and the lyrics of "MFN Right" by 2 Chainz! u liek show??? Keep us runnin' strong buy contributing to our Patreon! You'll get some very nice bonuses too: www.patreon.com/coolparents Jah bless!
Neil Wannabe is haunting my home. I know this because he spoke to us through the Necrophonic app. All this and much more spooky goofery (including Groff the Chain ) on this very haunted episode! Now, g'head and check out our new Ghost Adventures parody, Polterguys: Michael the Doll! bit.ly/polterguys2 If you love this business, drop us some coin over at Patreon, please! www.patreon.com/coolparents...
Yo, you like juice movies? Huh? We got the hits this time: Tindergarten Cops and Pervert Proverbs. Thanks for listening! Check out this real nice Patreon, pleeeease. www.patreon.com/coolparents
In this episode we discuss some of the stupidest things ever uttered by famous idiot Joe Rogan, we discover the meanings behind our recurring dreams, and Tony Boogyman makes his professional wrestling debut! If you like our content, please consider supporting us on Patreon! You'll get some very cool freebies along with the satisfaction of helping some hard-working independent creators. Thank you so muuuuuuch! www.patreon.com/coolparents...
Chris "Milkman" Milton joins us to discuss the first episode of History Channel's The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch ! But before that, we've got another installment of Butter Man among a myriad of other fun topics. Thanks for listening, and get on that Patreon tip for some super sick bonuses! Only $3! WOW! www.patreon.com/coolparents
AI Dungeon is back in a big way to take us trick-or-treating with Michael Avenatti! We also dissect the excellent lyricism of Luke Bryan as well as cool heavy rock band Disturbed. Thanks for listening, everyone! If you like our show, you can support us over at Patreon and get some sweet extras in the process: www.patreon.com/coolparents
You got a problem with me, wiseguy? Huh? I'll have ya whacked. Feed ya to my pigs. They eat the bones! Hop on our Patreon for extra content, including full-length movie commentaries! It's so inexpensive and so worth it, I promise. Thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents
This episode contains a lot of laughs. I mean this literally. A lot of time is spent laughing. Just know that I cut out about half of it. In reality there was roughly twice the laughing. Sooooo... Did you know you can support our goofs and get some sweet bonus content at the same time by contributing to our Patreon? It's true, so please do! Thank you! <3 www.patreon.com/coolparents
From high atop a horse egg pyramid we answer the internet's burning questions after discussing a Mighty Ducks theory in which Gordon Bombay poisons a bunch of kids! Support us on Patreon and get more super nice goofs, please! www.patreon.com/coolparents
"You have to have at least ten years as a DJ under your belt in order to communicate with ghost," said Justy Boy. Luckily, we've been DJing since the early-90s Acid House underground rave scene, so we can talk to ghosts. Not a problem. Listen and you'll hear us communicate face to ghost-face with intelligent entities via the sick smart phone app Necrophonic . Subscribe to our Patreon to support the show and get some dope bonus content! www.patreon.com/coolparents...
Jetskis. We've never used 'em but we love 'em. Very powerful machines with very powerful pee pee streams! Now call up Quick Meat™ and hop in the beef, cuz this one's a slapper! Wanna support Cool Parents? You do. G'head! Get some bonuses while you're at it: www.patreon.com/coolparents
Allegedly there was once a female pope! Any evidence of Pope Joan is hiding in the Vatican archives, accessible only to the Christ. Duh, everybody knows that... What you may not know, however, is the story of the first robot Pope. If you like what we do, please subscribe to out Patreon! You'll get all kinds of sweet gifts for doing so and we would appreciate it so much. Thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Got mud? Call Spud! Hey, friend! You wanna support our podcast? Please? We put a lot of work into this thing, SOOO... G'head! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you so much, and Jingus bless!
We've finally identified the Seal Team 6 of ghost killers! Please support the show and get some sweet swag over at our Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you!
Have you heard about Joe Biden's performance-enhancing earlobes? Have you ever participated in egg-swapping? Have you ever mistakenly activated a Tom Clancy? No? Well... Please consider supporting our show! Head on over to our Patreon to do so and we'll give you all kinds of goodies! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Tindergarten Cops is on the docket but we're also gonna dive into the epic poem "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne. Additionally, we have some new information on POPE as well as noted warlock José Canseco. Thanks for listening! You can support the show and get siiiiick goodies over at our Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents
These alternate titles for this episode should give you a great idea of what to expect: The Rock Has Eyes Bubble Gum Tongue Muscle Joseph Smith: Skinwalker Joseph Smith: Realm Squatter God Hole Shrimpin' for Oil If you'd like to support us on Patreon, you'll get free gifts and a TRUCKload of extra content for only $3 or $5. Help us out, would ya?! www.patreon.com/coolparents...
Join us on our quest to locate Billy Football's soul. Witness a cryptic transmission form an ancient space caveman. Then later, experience the first ever "Bucket Match" in the history of CPW. Thanks so much for listening! Please show your support if you can over at our Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents
"Do the Queen Bean Dream?" Listen up, Groff the Chain is back! Need I say more? Park your heat, mister, and check out this new episode. Oh, you'll love what ya hear. And don't forget to support us on Patreon for extra goodies, please and thank you! <3 www.patreon.com/coolparents
Please don't throw us in the clink for using suggestive language in our episode title. It couldn't be avoided, I swear! This episode is fiah. Simple as that. You better listen. G'head. It's got egg talk, peepee talk, and some life hacks to help relieve you of your freaks. What else could you need? Hop on over to our Patreon and show your support! You'll get all sorts of goodies for your kindness. www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you all sooooo much!...
We got a Race Track Man. We got a five gallon bucket. We got vials of spit. Last but not least: we got RYDO. Buckle your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy Rydo. Have you subscribed to our patreon? You totally should! We appreciate the support. <3 www.patreon.com/coolparents
Wanna see my pit? Hit me up! Don't forget to support us on Patreon if you can. Thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents
Biiiiig slugger and friend of Bigfoot Jose Canseco is back and looking to throw some fists. Could he be the meathead Nostradamus? Also, do you hate snakes and love apes? We have the story for you! Thanks for listening! Please consider supporting us on Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents
POPE. That's all. Short n' sweet. Pope Sean Paul... just not that Nazi Pope. Not my POPE. NOPE. Please support us on Patreon over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you and POPE bless!
What's up, you puke freaks?! I'm sorry I called you puke freaks just now... I meant it in a nice way. Anyway, check out this new episode! It features the return of Tindergarten Cop s and Jabroni Jamboree, as well as a conversation with Nick Einstman (of Nick's Not Creative ) about Cartier jewelry. If you like our stuff, please consider becoming a patron over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you!...
I really hope you're not listening to this via 5G. Especially if you've been vaccinated. You know Big Brother? I heard on Facebook he's trying to do some stuff. So... Will.i.Am? More like Will.i.AIN'T! Shooooot. Please consider supporting us by becoming a Patron over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you so much!
Have you been to the Bongo Zone? Come on in, be my guess! Are you a melancholy alpha male like Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst? Be my guess! Interested in my "Runtz?" Be my guess! And don't forget to support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks!
On this special 150th episode, we're joined by Nick "The Post Master" (and dungeon master) to embark on an unforgettable quest to save Bigfoot. In return, Lord 2 Chainz will grant us back our lives after we were killed by a huge truck. Will we prevail?! Please consider helping us out by becoming a Cool Parents patron at patreon.com/coolparents Thank you!
