Folks, we have a banger on our hands here. We're talking 'squatch and Missouri's Bigfoot, Momo! We've also got some Pervert Proverbs for ya, along with a couple additions to our newest segment Butter Man . Listen for the premiere of a brand new Cool Parents track, "I Got Eaten by a Bigfoot," off our upcoming album Who Cares? Thanks for listening!
Oct 23, 2019•1 hr 2 min
Here's a quick introduction to a brand new unnamed segment in which we discuss misheard song lyrics!
Oct 21, 2019•25 min
It's Ghostober and we decided to punish ourselves by watching Feardotcom! This is our live commentary. Neither of us had seen it before, so we watched it with no sound and no subtitles, relying on the video portion alone to piece together a plot. The results are very spooky! Check out our sponsor at www.mybookie.ag and use our promo code "PARENTS" to double your first deposit!
Oct 16, 2019•1 hr 23 min
Hi everybody! We're here to discuss some Hosstory with ya. We're also fixin' to honk a little bobo later on in the episode, so be ready. Thanks for listening! If you're in the New England area, come on down to Curlies Comedy Club in Rochester, NH on October 15th to see our first live podcast! Tickets are only $7 and are available here: www.bit.ly/cplivepod Check out our sponsor at www.mybookie.ag and use our promo code "PARENTS" to double your first deposit!...
Oct 09, 2019•51 min
We have some outstanding Pervert Proverbs to discuss, along with the return of Missed Connections ! We also review some reviews of Moose (incorrectly known to some as The Fanatic ) among some other fun goofs. If you're in the New England area, come on down to Curlies Comedy Club in Rochester, NH on October 15th to see our first live podcast! Tickets are only $7 and are available here: www.bit.ly/cplivepod Check out our sponsor at www.mybookie.ag and use our promo code "PARENTS" to double your fi...
Oct 02, 2019•1 hr 8 min
Olivia is back with us to finish what we never started the last time she was on the show! The big question: What would Curtis' animal counterpart be in the "bear/cub" culture? Spoiler: It's probably a ghost!
Sep 25, 2019•1 hr 4 min
It's time. Moose is risen. In this episode, we spoil the already rotten: Fred Durst's new film Moose (also known as The Fanatic by people who are wrong) and give our impressions. You won't want to miss it! This episode I mean, you may very well want to miss the movie. Ultimately, however, we do believe it's something you must witness at least once. It's ummm... it's really something... Justy Boy also introduces a new segment that has nothing to do with Fred Durst or John Travolta. Check it out!...
Sep 18, 2019•1 hr 1 min
Olivia joins us to chat a little bit about porn comments in Pervert Proverbs and we also discuss the possible celebrity couple names for her and our very own Justy Boy! Wanna know about Johnny Pelvis, ectogasm, and squishy music? We got you, homie. Thanks for listening!
Sep 11, 2019•1 hr 17 min
Justy Boy is coming out of the dog house and we're talking about a promising new Travel Channel show by the name of Strange World , the return of XFL (it's just worse football), Bernie Sanders microimpressions, 2Chainz's section, The Sex Light™, Joe's aroma, a little Joker , and Fred Durst's Moose aka The Fanatic .
Sep 04, 2019•1 hr 9 min
Everything in this episode has been overshadowed by the monolith that is Thunderpants , however we do discuss Tom DeLonge's Angels & Airwaves lyrics as well as some Horse Tornado . There's a little Tindergarten Cops action as well. Enjoy!
Aug 28, 2019•58 min
This week's topics include: Bella Thorne [Disney -> PornHub] Anti-sex toilets/anti-fat toilets Ghost Brothers vs. the "Bad Man" Holly Madison x Zak Bagans Singer by name Jewel An exorcist rocking chair Horse toes R.L. Stine's Truman Show Green pee pee Bed pee pee Testicular evolution Thanks for listening! <3
Aug 21, 2019•1 hr 4 min
Wanna hear our horoscopes? Of course you do, you won't believe their accuracy! Also, we're discussing Pervert Proverbs , chiropractors, DoorDash, and more! Check out our sponsor, Arrowhead Extracts, HERE!
Aug 14, 2019•56 min
The bulk of this episode focuses on Making a Muscle Boy , in which we stage our first ever "Fatal 4-Way," which is not as sexy as it sounds, albeit still quite sexy. We also have a heck of a time talkin' Bigfoots and that weird Christian rap song from which Katy Perry allegedly stole. Thanks for tuning in!
Aug 07, 2019•1 hr 11 min
Justy Boy is a horse. End of paragraph. And speaking of Hoss, we dive into some Hosstory in this episode. We also talk Moose, prepare for Ghostober, and answer some big questions.
Jul 31, 2019•1 hr 6 min
We're back up in this club, swangin' our chains around, finna bust a nut ! Please join us on this incredible journey. Thanks so much for listening!
Jul 24, 2019•57 min
Justy Boy has fallen ill, so here's a super sick compilation of some of our favorite clips from episodes 1 - 20. Check out bit.ly/cpsampler for even more! We'll be back next week with a real episode, thanks for listening and UNDERSTANDing!
Jul 17, 2019•56 min
Justy Boy unveils a story about a boy named Curtis and his sexual encounter with the Mothman. Have your tissues ready... and I don't mean for tears. But before that, we discuss the lyrics that make up a very good rap song from former Ghost Adventurer Nick Groff in a segment called Groff the Chain . Also discussed: human cows.
Jul 12, 2019•1 hr 3 min
Hey everybody! This week's episode is running a little late... (When it gets here, you better believe I'm gonna whoop its ass.) In the mean time, here's some sound for your skull holes. I'm talkin' prank phone calls and a brand new hot track from the very famous rapper Shark Marvelous! Keep an eye out for this week's main episode in the coming days. Jingus bless!
Jul 10, 2019•25 min
It's time we discuss the sciences! Wanna know about rats that loooove cat piss? You came to the right place!
Jul 03, 2019•51 min
We're joined by a special guest: Duncan, son of Gary! We discuss ghost pirates and Duncan introduces us to the wild world of NBA players' nicknames. Also, have you ever wondered how to be your own Diplo? Well, wonder no more! We have a hip hop tune to help you figure it out!
Jun 26, 2019•1 hr 14 min
Oops! All Proverbs ! We know ya'll nasty. So here's an episode that's mostly freaky video comments. We hit a few other topics, but we know you're here for the sperms n' stuff. Don't lie. Enjoy!
Jun 19, 2019•1 hr 8 min
It's time to start the revolution, everybody. It's time to get Diddy and stay Diddy. Join the movement, please. #KEEPITDIDDY On this episode, we talk Diddy, Bizkit, Bigfoots, 311, and the Old Testament. Then we answer some superb listener questions for you kind folks!
Jun 12, 2019•1 hr 9 min
Much to discuss. We're talkin' Diplo, EVPs, text robots, Ripstiks, and weird-ass kids. Also, we got Tindergarten Cops and some Mad Lips if you nasty. Thanks for listening!
Jun 05, 2019•1 hr 5 min
"Wow, 70 whole episodes! That's just wonderful, muchacho." -Owen Wilson This episode is gonna rattle your bones, I hope you're ready. We dive into some Missed Connections , Horoscopes , and Tough Guy Poetry . We promise you'll enjoy it, or your money back!
May 29, 2019•1 hr 3 min
Hey everyone! There's no new mainline episode this week, but you won't want to miss this bonus episode. You'll hear a handful of new phone calls and a brand new trap joint! We'll be back next week for episode 70, thanks for listening!
May 22, 2019•27 min
This one's Pervert Proverbs all the way down, baby! You're welcome. Also, please share our podcast sampler with all your buds: bit.ly/cpsampler Thank you so much!
May 17, 2019•1 hr 20 min
We're joined in this episode by Dr. Bwett (@brett.brindamour on Instagram) to discuss the chilling realities of the Hollow Earth Theory along with some Tindergarten Cops ! Please enjoy.
May 08, 2019•1 hr 3 min
You asked for it, ya perverts! This episode is loaded with bodily fluids, so be prepared.
May 01, 2019•1 hr 2 min
This week's episode is finna knock ya down! We talk Cavemans, we talk Bigfoots, we talk idioms, and we talk trucks. Please enjoy this ice cold glass of Goof Juice, courtesy of Cool Parents! Thanks for tuning in!
Apr 25, 2019•1 hr 4 min
We got the scoop on black holes and vape tornadoes! In this episode, we review a whole bunch of Tinder profiles in a fresh installment of Tindergarten Cops and we answer more of your listener questions. It's a real hoot!
Apr 16, 2019•1 hr 1 min