64 - Brown Snowman
Curtis recaps Wrestlemania 35, much to the chagrin of Justy Boy (the actual resident wrestling fan) and then all your burning listener questions are answered! Maybe not all of them... But at least a few.
Apr 10, 2019•1 hr 12 min
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)
We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.
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63 - Hangin' Krang
Hi there, friends! We've got a fresh new spin on the old favorite Pervert Proverbs , the triumphant return of the classic You, Me & Goatee , some cooooool calls, and so much more for ya in this here episode! If you like the phone calls we do, we've gathered them all (including several previously unreleased) on a YouTube playlist you can find at bit.ly/coolcalls Don't forget to subscribe to the YouTube channel while you're there, and thanks for listening!...
Apr 04, 2019•1 hr 11 min
62 - Smiling Swamp Sharks
Hi everybody! Sorry we're a little late. But I think this one was worth the wait! This episode is haunted af... Beware the paranormal, because we've got ghosts on the brain!
Mar 28, 2019•1 hr 1 min
61 - Lip Kiss 2 U
You like Jungle Movie? Well you're in luck! This episode contains the hit segments Tindergarten Cops and Pervert Proverbs. We also have a lot to say about Mr. Juicy J. Please enjoy, please.
Mar 20, 2019•1 hr 2 min
60 - Garfield v. Terminator: Dawn of Justy Boy
Hi everybody! This here is our 60th episode. We're very proud of it. I hope you like it, and you should be sure to stick around till the end for some brand new, extra dank phone calls!
Mar 13, 2019•1 hr 23 min
59 - Hungry for Ghost
Ever since we sold out and went corporate, we've just wanted more. So we tossed a couple ghost-based business ideas around. Also, 2 Chainz dropped a new album, so of course we had to take a look at some lyrics from his song "Whip" featuring country music singer Travis Scott in our returning segment, The Book of 2 Chainz. Please check out this episode's sponsor, Arrowhead Extracts , on their Instagram ! Thanks for listening!...
Mar 06, 2019•1 hr 9 min
58 - Fudge Man at the Pizza Express
Justy Boy is sick and the energy is low, but the gags are still slammin'! We talk about Tom DeLonge, Korobeiniki , Family Values '98, and so much more. Also, listen to the world premiere of the hit rap tune Dick Like a Runt !
Feb 28, 2019•1 hr 13 min
57 - Fountains of Pain: An Excess of Suplex
We're talkin' about Bigfoots! Jose Canseco and Tom Delonge join the hunt for answers. Also, Curtis gives Zak Bagans' Haunted Museum a call to get the inside scoop on various orbs, demonds, ghost, etc. After that, you're in for some real romantic Pervert Proverbs as well as the introduction of two deadly new professional wrestlers in the latest installment of Making a Muscle Boy. Thanks for listening, y'all!
Feb 20, 2019•1 hr 11 min
56 - There Will Be Milk
This one's a banger, folks. We start with a little Tindergarten Cops as an appetizer, followed by an interesting phone conversation you won't want to miss, then some Groff the Chain for dessert. "Kid shits feet."
Feb 14, 2019•1 hr 7 min
55 - Tang-gential
The Soupy Bowl! Gronk won! Did you know that Gronk is where Muscle Milk comes from? That's a fact. In this episode, we cruise through some Pervert Proverbs and discuss yesterday's horoscopes in an attempt to debunk the stars! Then, we perform an actual automatic writing ritual. The results are... interesting? I guess?
Feb 06, 2019•1 hr 6 min
54 - Billy Wiffle
[Sorry for the audio glitches toward the end of this one... My recording interface is lousy with ghosts or something. It's really not that bad and still more than listenable, but I still feel obligated to apologize for some dumbass reason. Who cares.] In this episode we go over some fun Bostonian colloquialisms, answer some listener questions, and make a couple phone calls. It's a hoot!
Jan 30, 2019•1 hr 25 min
53 - Stonk Market Snow Day
It's a snow day! So naturally, we got a little tipsy and discussed the film Snow Day . We also answered a handful of listener questions in our newly-titled segment called We Want Answers. Throw a little Hosstory in there and you got yourself a party!
Jan 23, 2019•1 hr 25 min
52 - Fatback
Our friend Colby (AKA Fatback) joins us to discuss some Tindergarten Cops and some exceptional Pervert Proverbs ! And you better believe we took him to school when it came time to talk Mr. Marty Lawrence. Check out the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast at fmofm.com
Jan 15, 2019•1 hr 16 min
51 - Lousy Dad Bones
You can try to skateboard with shitty bones, but don't expect to survive. Especially if you're a dad. This one's all about Hosstory and your listener questions. Enjoy!
Jan 09, 2019•1 hr 4 min
50 - Chalky Studebaker: Murderballer
Happy 50th episode y'all! It's time again to talk Bluffington among other favorites. Thank you for listening, we love you!
Jan 07, 2019•1 hr 31 min
Bonus Episode: Previously on Bluffington
Here's a recap of what we have planned for Bluffington , our dark reboot of the Doug universe, to get everyone up to date before we discuss season 2 of our imaginary dream show on our next episode. What we have planned is bound to shock you, so gather your yarn, thumbtacks, maps, and Polaroids and brace yourselves for an unforgettable and grim mystery: Who Killed Beebe Bluff?
Dec 31, 2018•52 min
Sneaker Freaks & Sneaker Daddies
Ever heard of sneaker worship? We hadn't. Ever wondered what's in a black hole? It's snacks.
Dec 26, 2018•1 hr 10 min
Cricket Bucket? Well, Shoot...
We're joined by Warren Brigham (AKA handsomecultleader on Instagram) for some goofin' on Nick Groff's exceptional hip-hop tunes and a new segment in which we determine the most likely origins of some of our most used idioms! We also discuss the implications of PornHub's "Year in Review" statistics. Turns out there's a high demand for Fortnite porn. Shoot...
Dec 19, 2018•1 hr 27 min
Blue Man Centipede
Apologies for our sick (not the cool kind of sick) voices, but this one's still gonna rock ya good 'cause it's a real doozy! In this extra thicc 'sode we answer your burning questions, create some wrasslers from scratch and have them duke it out in the ring of our imaginations, and make a stunning conclusion about the future of the Blue Man Group. There's plenty more, too. Crank it up!
Dec 12, 2018•1 hr 26 min
Yucky Boys Confusion
An old segment makes a triumphant return, joining Tindergarten Cops and Tough Guy Poetry in this very cool episode. Get yucky with the boys!
Dec 05, 2018•1 hr 17 min
Tuna Rangoona
This one's all about those off-the-rails goofs. We answer some listener questions and browse some "Missed Connections" in a brand new segment!
Nov 28, 2018•1 hr 2 min
Neck Romancer
This episode is pretty heavy on the P.O.D. so you've been warned. We also follow up on the specifics of habitat-swapping sea creatures and birds. Skysharks, oh my!
Nov 20, 2018•1 hr
Rap Game John du Pont
We discuss the merits of artificial intelligence, a couple different bigfoots, some Tinder profiles, and some Pervert Proverbs! We also answer some very interesting listener questions.
Nov 14, 2018•1 hr 17 min
Ghost Malone
On this episode, we recap our most shining moment: the appearance of our tweet on the train wreck that was #GhostAdventuresLive. I still can't believe they didn't even open that Dibbuk Box... After FOUR hours! Sheesh.
Nov 07, 2018•1 hr 13 min
Full Tang
It's the end of Ghostober, so consider this episode only semi-spooky. That doesn't mean we shy away from the spooky scaries. Disturbed is bound to come up... We also discuss the word Orangutan, some spooky sex toys, and possibly reveal Whitey Bulger's killer! (Note: This episode was recorded the day before Bulger's death. No joke.)
Oct 31, 2018•1 hr 4 min
Spooky Stories #3: Capone's Bones (with Julie)
Julie joins us to discuss ghost kids, ghost cats, and ghost ships in our final installment of "Spooky Stories!"
Oct 30, 2018•1 hr 4 min
Johnny Hotsauce & The Goblin Cannons
Another very spooooooky episode celebrating Ghostober! Please be advised, this episode may contain David Draiman...
Oct 24, 2018•1 hr 7 min
Spooky Stories #2: Lil' Meow (with Katie)
Joining us for another spooky-ass installment of our "Spooky Stories" miniseries is Katie Stone (AKA kittenwaffles ). She regales us with tales of ghouls and glitches that will frighten the living piss outta ya!
Oct 22, 2018•1 hr 4 min
Spooky Stories #1: Puddle of Mudvayne (with Nick and Mike)
Famous musicians Nick Avery and Mike Norton join us to discuss the paranormal in the first installation of our "Spooky Stories" miniseries!
Oct 17, 2018•34 min
Heckraiser
Part 2 of the Ghoul Parents Halloween saga! For the first time ever, Justy Boy takes over as host an instantly regrets it. We talk demons and specters and wieners, etc. The usual stuff. Also, we finally hear from Justy Boy's dad! (Justy Man?) He schools us on how to catch a Bigfoot.
Oct 16, 2018•1 hr 17 min
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