Signature Scents w/ Josh Martin
"Oh wow, that smells phenomenal... what are you cooking up?" - You "Oh this? It's episode 64 with comedian Josh Martin, and it's ready to serve." - Me
Feb 08, 2022•52 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Composed
Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything.
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Episodes
Live Shoe Unboxing
Episode 63 is alive and well with the wherewithal to tackle captivating topics such as but not limited to: Orange juice, the Shake Shack app, taking pictures when you don't want to. A mid episode postal delivery paves the way for a live unboxing the likes of which the airwaves have never experienced. Enchanté February... Enchanté.
Feb 01, 2022•38 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Dear Days That Start Out Rainy But Turn Sunny
Disrespecting the Big 5 parking lot, the concept of bells chiming on the hour, aprons: Episode 62 didn't come here to make friends... it came here to make soulmates.
Jan 25, 2022•40 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Dear Dry Shampoo
Chase fantasizes about being a restaurant owner in Miami, the stigma of ordering decaf coffee, a coat update, a much needed slurpee, and a perilous journey with SeatGeek... pray you're fully hydrated for episode 61.
Jan 18, 2022•49 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Dear Coats/Jackets
Chase grapples with her lack of outerwear, a stranger's disregard for societal order, and dates (the fruit). .. a fruitful ep indeed.
Jan 11, 2022•35 min•Season 1Ep. 60
A Very McDonalds Christmas
Hint- it involves Root Beer, or should I say a lack thereof.
Jan 03, 2022•33 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Dear Puzzles
Rubik's cubes, magic eyes, a revolutionary trip to drybar... episode 58 did not come to play.
Dec 21, 2021•40 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Dear Group Texts
A harrowing story about wrangling Hanukkah candles, Salt Lake City, a questions segment- Episode 57 leaves no stone unturned.
Dec 07, 2021•36 min•Season 1Ep. 57
A Post Thanksgiving Crescendo
"Your past does not equal your future." - Tony Robbins. With that in mind please enjoy episode 56 aka the future.
Nov 29, 2021•39 min•Season 1Ep. 56
A Pre-Thanksgiving Spectacular
Episode 55 comes barreling down the highway doing 95 mph bearing revelations regarding: Popsockets, Tony Robbins, Youtube, roasted potatoes, and Vanessa Hudgens. An update on the highly anticipated succulent sale and lord help us... much more.
Nov 22, 2021•32 min•Season 1Ep. 55
Dear Paperweights
Paperweights, the marathon, one way streets, slowing down but also speeding up... this is, episode 54.
Nov 09, 2021•27 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Dear Westworld Season 3
Pumpkin carving, a car wash story... episode 53 really has it all.
Nov 01, 2021•21 min•Season 1Ep. 53
One Year Extravaganza
52 episodes are upon us. Many doubted this day would ever come, but today history proves them wrong. In addition to being misguided in their thinking, they could have never predicted episode 52 would encompass such undaunted topics such as but not limited to: Umbrella etiquette, an exclusive chicken soup recipe, a drive thru cardinal sin, the string in sweatshirts, as well as an ode to Camila Cabello's Tiny Desk performance. Never....
Oct 26, 2021•43 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Dear Pistachios That Come Pre Shelled
The quest for a signature scent is taken to unprecedented heights, a potentially polarizing stance is taken regarding succulents, and an unforgettable appearance at the 3rd street promenade. All this and more in a little thing called episode 51.
Oct 12, 2021•40 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Dear People Who Ask If You Can Tear Them A Sheet Of Paper Out Of Your Notebook
Episode 50 has arrived in which the quest for a signature scent continues, sizzling Ojai tips are distributed, and Aaron Paul and his wife find their way back in my life.
Sep 27, 2021•40 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Dear Tape Measurers
Episode 49 is like room temperature butter perfectly spread on a piece of french baguette fresh out of the oven, and if you don't understand what that means I really can't help you. Ace Hotel sheets are praised while the perfume industry is eviscerated. A tale of two cats is finally shared, and if that doesn't entice you I'm not sure what will. RSVP "YES" to episode 49.
Sep 21, 2021•45 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Hot Chocolate Etc.
Chase finds the strength to dust off her Magazine Journalism degree for episode 48, and with her credentials in order, takes to an undisclosed Coffee Bean location to get to the bottom of the numerous as well as unsettling, store closures. A potentially 6 month old exposé on hot chocolate is finally released, and the Hollywood and Silverlake reservoirs are ripped to shreds. Shreds.
Sep 13, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Dear Pens That You Think Are Dead But Aren't
The first half of episode 47 was recorded in an absolute haze of sage smoke, and yet by the grace of God, redactions were able to be made, new license plates were able to be celebrated, an edge of your seat tale about taking a picture of a stranger on a hike was able to be told. "Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits." - Anonymous but probably Emilio Estevez
Aug 24, 2021•44 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Dear Rhode Island
Fresh off the East Coast, a huge announcement is made, and even bigger questions are posed, such as: What is time? Ben Affleck, window seats... all this and more in episode 46.
Aug 17, 2021•51 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Dear String Cheese
The saga with Puffy Mattress continues. A lizard/snake hybrid slithers its way into my life, I got a new car and I'm going to Connecticut (unrelated). Episode 45!
Aug 03, 2021•51 min•Season 1Ep. 45
This is... Episode 44
Much like the encroaching month of August, episode 44 is upon us. A brief yet memorable stint at a Dodgers game, a friend of a friend's parent's party, all accompanied by a sizzling mattress update. Unlike the mattress, do not sleep on this episode.
Jul 27, 2021•43 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Dear Low Power Mode
A new mattress is en route, two new ice cream flavors are discovered, it's episode 43 and things are HAPPENING.
Jul 20, 2021•41 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Dear Chalkboards
Episode 42 treats you to my slurpee process, an exposé on jolly ranchers, as well as a beach interlude. Additionally, several bones with Honda are picked.
Jul 13, 2021•38 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Dear The Egg In Cobb Salads
Ordering at a restaurant in Joshua Tree gone awry. Disclaimer: Do not listen to this episode if you are not in the mood to have your life changed.
Jul 06, 2021•43 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Dear People Who Stand Up Immediately When The Plane Lands
Episode 40 was recorded mere hours after flying in from Denver... a feat that, to my knowledge, has never been attempted before.
Jun 22, 2021•36 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Dear Black Makeup Towels
Episode 39 explores: A. The Marshall's in Joshua Tree B. Getting your eyebrows done at Sephora C. Horses D. A fitting room mystery E. All of the above Hint: The answer rhymes with "Tea" and it's not B, C, or D.
Jun 13, 2021•43 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Dear The Ship Piece In Monopoly
An emotional trip to Cold Stone's, taking a stance against gel manicures, an obsession with Jessica Simpson- this is The Real World, Episode 38.
May 24, 2021•38 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Dear Long Butane Lighters
A legendary Talbots customer review, an office dilemma, and an Omaha temperature check (not a metaphor) Come on in... the water's fine.
May 18, 2021•29 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Dear Red Velvet Cake
Episode 36 grapples with: Red velvet cake, falling in white sweatpants, an Ebay purchase gone awry, as well as weekends... frankly I've already said too much.
May 11, 2021•48 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Dear People Who Order Onion Rings Over French Fries
Live from Three Rivers, California- Episode 35 has Chase realizing that woodpeckers are not getting the respect they deserve, taking a stance on ropes courses, and reflecting on her first visit back to a restaurant with a scenic view. Not for the faint of heart.
May 03, 2021•47 min•Season 1Ep. 35
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