Come climb into a coffin with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor” by Kathryn Moon! This is book #1 in the Tempting Monsters series. When seductive Dr. Underwood meets hottie Esther, he offers her a position at the tantalizing and mysterious Rooksgrave Manor. Turns out Rooksgrave Manor is a palace of pleasure and Esther is REALLY good at her job. There are a variety of monster men who take a liking to Esther, which means the wide shoes whiteboard makes an appea...
Jun 03, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 86
Come hop on a motorcycle with the Girls! This week, Vanessa is presenting “Wolf.e” by Paisley Hope! When sexy motorcycle president Gabriel Wolfe crosses paths with the beautiful Brinley Rose Beaumont (Brin for short), his engine starts to roar! This book had the girls squealing and squirming all while laughing and clutching! Play hide-and-seek, stick a tampon in your pocket, smear some strawberry jelly, and tune in! Come support The Girls for our very first LIVE episode! Limited space, save your...
May 27, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 85
Come smell the lilacs with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Alive and Wells” by Bailey Hannah! This is book one in the Wells Ranch series and it had the girls kicking their little feet! When city babe Cecily Kennedy has to escape her bad marriage, she seeks refuge by helping out at Wells Ranch. Fresh air isn’t the only thing Cecily gets when she meets the brooding and moody RANCHER (NOT a cowboy!) Austin Wells. Austin can’t have his heart broken again, so he stays guarded and Cecily i...
May 20, 2025•56 min•Season 2Ep. 84
Come attend Montridge University with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Forged in Blood” by Sadie Kincaid! This why-choose dark paranormal fantasy is book one in the Broken Bloodlines series. When little orphan Ophelia Hart (“pee pee pants” to her bullies) is offered an opportunity to attend the magical Montridge University she of course takes a chance and surprise! She's not like the other girls! When a group of sexy vampires take a liking to her, they go to flavortown and get addicte...
May 13, 2025•57 min•Season 2Ep. 83
Come fly the friendly skies with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “AirPeen” by Holly Wilde! This book is so educational for all aviation enthusiasts. When flying Sentient Air, our FMC “Princess” really needed to relax, so she opted for an upgrade into the Exclusive Section. None of us have ever flown Exclusive so this book offers a peek behind the curtain of what really goes down when you have the whole row to yourself. The seats are just…different. Did you know you could use a tray ta...
May 06, 2025•55 min•Season 2Ep. 82
Come wear a claw with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Kiss of the Basilisk” by Lindsay Straube. Originally called Split or Swallow, this is one of the most unhinged books Vanessa has ever read, so buckle up! When Temperance Verus (Tem for short) is ready to compete to win the prince’s hand in marriage, she has a few things to learn. Tem is paired with her personal Basilisk, Caspen, who not only is the BEST trainer for sexy seduction and bedroom skills, he’s also the serpent king! Cas...
Apr 29, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 81
Come refuse to speak about what happened two years ago with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “People We Meet On Vacation” by Emily Henry! After a brief stop through Bible study and Lilith Fair, The Girls finally get around to the book where we meet NYC travel blogger Poppy and her longtime Ohio teacher friend Alex. Poppy and Alex used to spend summers traveling together…but. That was before the *event* that ruined the tour. But we can’t talk about it. After the two year break in friend...
Apr 22, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 80
Come get snowed in with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Chasing The Wild” by Elliot Rose! When veterinarian-in-training Layla Birch has some loose ends to tie up- like getting rid of her scammer boyfriend Kaycee, she heads to his small mountain town in the winter. When she meets a dark, sexy, rugged, older man named Colton Wilder she soon realizes not only is this man FINE, he’s Kaycee’s DAD?? How could such a twerp come from such a hottie? Kaycee sucks, so we get rid of him quickly,...
Apr 15, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 79
Come catch a flight with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Puck Me Secretly” by Odette Stone! This is the first book in the Vancouver Wolves Hockey series. When Aurora “Rory” Ashford is on a flight and seated next to hottie Max Logan, their connection is so powerful the plane crashes! Rory can’t help but confess to her seatmate that she has never “reached her full potential” from a man! Thankfully they survive the crash and Max helps Rory reach new heights in the hotel room, only to le...
Apr 08, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 78
Come relieve your stress with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Charlie Method” by Elle Kennedy! This hot-off-the-presses book is #3 in the Campus Diary series. When student woman in STEM Charlotte Kingston gets super stressed out it gets her super horned up. When it’s time to release some of that stress, she becomes Charlie, a less inhibited version of herself who is only looking for sexual release. When swiping through a hook up app, she comes across two shirtless (and faceless) ...
Apr 01, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 77
Come sweat it out in the sauna with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Professional” by Kresley Cole! When hottie mafia enforcer Aleksandr 'The Siberian' Sevastyan is tasked with bringing Nebraskan Natalie Porter back to her mob boss father in Russia, he not only breaks her “manalyzer,” he breaks into her house! As much as he tries to stay professional, he realizes he simply must have her in all the steamy and rough ways. You’ll never look at a sauna ladle the same! Speaking of whic...
Mar 25, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 76
Come back to your hometown with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Done and Dusted” by Lyla Sage! When Clementine “Emmy” Ryder heads home to small town Wyoming, she runs into none other than her brother’s-hottie-best-friend Luke Brooks! Emmy strolls into the single bar in town, and under the light of the neon moon, she and Luke realize they’ve grown up quite a bit since they last saw each other. From natural waterfalls to a fountain of whiskey from one mouth to another, this episode wil...
Mar 18, 2025•54 min•Season 2Ep. 75
Come into the alleyway with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Wicked Sexy” by J.T. Geissinger! When badass ex-special ops hottie Connor Hughes is tasked with helping a major movie studio stop an evil cyber criminal from exposing them, he enlists badass hacker girl Tabitha West. Tabitha isn’t like all the other badass hacker girls with pierced nipples, she also likes Hello Kitty! Tabitha was reluctant to help out Connor…until he told her who they would be going after. Tabby couldn’t ref...
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 74
Come climb a ladder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Pucking Wrong Date” by C.R. Jane! Bring yourself back into the “it’s just a book” mindset you had when The Girls covered the previous “Pucking” books in Episodes 27 and 41. When Disney Prince hottie Walker Davis is bit by the love bug for a mysterious beauty in a wig, he goes down HARD. Walker knows he must have her and be with her forever, no matter what. That’s all before he even knows she’s THE Olivia Darling! Olivia is ...
Mar 04, 2025•58 min•Season 2Ep. 73
Come pee your pants with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Bratva Devil” by Sonja Grey! This is the second book in the Medvedev Bratva series, but you know we hardly ever read anything in order. When hot Bratva boss Volodya accidentally kidnaps the wrong girl, they make an agreement where Maddie will clean his house and he will take LOTS of intense showers. This episode has Emily finally learning what a Meet Cute is, Volodya learning about Maddie’s big purp, and Maddie learning just ho...
Feb 25, 2025•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 72
Come get a million followers with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Twisted Lies” by Ana Huang! This is book four in the ‘Twisted’ series that the girls also covered from Episode 12. When influencer Stella Alonzo is needing to up her social media content and busy business boy Christian Harper needs hot dates to events, they decide to do what every normal person does and fake date! He’s been obsessed with her for a while but he will NOT fall in love. Spoiler, he does! Grab your (ugly?) ...
Feb 18, 2025•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 71
Come celebrate Emily’s birthday with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “A Deal with the Devil” by Elizabeth O’Roark! This is book #1 in The Grumpy Devils series (The Girls covered book #3 of this series in Episode 28!) When Natalie (Tali, or Lady Di for short) gets an offer from her friend to leave her Margaritaville job and fill in as a personal assistant to handsome plastic surgeon Hayes Flynn, she gets more than she ever knew was possible! Not only is Natalie amazing at making smooth...
Feb 11, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 70
Come watch fireworks with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Fine Print” by Lauren Asher! This is book one in the Dreamland Billionaires series and it had the girls kicking their little feet! When busy business boy Rowan’s grandpa (Walt Disney) dies, he must bring up profits for Dreamland (Disneyland) in order to get his inheritance. Thankfully there’s a spunky, smartie, cutie named Zahra who has some great ideas on how to improve! After Rowan makes a fake alias to protect himself a...
Feb 04, 2025•56 min•Season 2Ep. 69
Come under the sea with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Whispers of the Deep” by Emma Hamm. As one of many engineers, Mira has been a woman in STEM keeping her underwater city in working order. When she has a run in with a scary merman, Arges, who is determined to kill humans, something between them compels him to keep her alive. Arges not only keeps her alive, he makes her his love. Even with his gills, scales, fins, and screeching voice, Mira is totally into him. After some very co...
Jan 28, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 68
Come enroll with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Zodiac Academy” by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti! This dark academia romance is just one in a long series of the same name. In this book, we meet twins Darcy and Tory Vega who learn they’re the Gemini twins of Fae Origin (?) and off to Zodiac Academy they go! Once they arrive, their immense powers are realized, and even though they are the rightful zodiacs (!?) who should control the throne, there are four hotties who are alread...
Jan 21, 2025•58 min•Season 2Ep. 67
Come braid hair with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Cleat Cute” by Meryl Wilsner! This sapphic rivals to lovers novel follows Grace Henderson and Phoebe Matthews as they attend training for the US National Women’s Soccer Team…or are they in New Orleans on the pro team…maybe the club team? Don’t worry, Barbara gives a full and detailed description of the different levels of soccer teams at the beginning of the episode! Anyways, Grace is a sporty sports girl who has been a big time so...
Jan 14, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 66
Come for a ride with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Passenger Princess” by Morgan Elizabeth! This grumpy/sunshine book follows Ava, who enters the Miss Americana beauty pageant on a whim to support her friends. Ava (Miss New Jersey) actually wins the grand title, much to the frustration of Miss Utah! Ava is assigned a big, handsome bodyguard named Jaime who has to protect Ava not only from danger, but also from his feelings. When a morality clause threatens both Ava’s need for Jamie...
Jan 07, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 65
Come skiing with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Can I Tell You Something?” by Holly June Smith! This snowy love story follows Hannah as she goes on her family’s annual Christmas ski trip at a French chalet. This year, her brother brings a friend named Cameron with a familiar voice…Hannah instantly recognizes Cameron as her favorite audio erotica narrator! Unfortunately it’s too late for Hannah to play it cool because she already sent him a bunch of DMs! This episode had the girls ki...
Dec 31, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 64
Come get cozy with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Whispers of December” by Maisie Myers. This forced-proximity one-bed novella follows our FMC December who is trying to heal her broken heart at her Grandpa’s cabin in the woods. December’s peace and quiet is busted by Paxton Rhodes, whose car broke down in the snow with no way to get a tow. Once December feels him up and realizes that’s not a gun in his pocket…she lets Paxton stay on the sofa. These two are hot, horned up, and locked...
Dec 24, 2024•52 min•Season 2Ep. 63
Come get the band back together with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Wreck The Halls” by Tessa Bailey! This holiday romance follows Melody and Beat (yes his name is BEAT) who are both the children of rockstars who swore they would never play together again. When approached by a reality show to get the duo to come together and play for one night only, Beat (BEAT) knows he will need Melody’s help. Unfortunately Beat (BEAT) has a deep, dark, shameful secret that he won’t trust anyone wi...
Dec 17, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 62
Come compete for Christmas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “How My Neighbor Stole Christmas” by Meghan Quinn! When Storee Taylor comes back to Kringletown (not Whoville, but not not Whoville) to visit her Aunt Cindy (not Cindy Lou Hou, but not not Cindy Lou Hou) she is reunited with former friend Cole Black. It’s Aunt Cindy’s dying wish to win the town’s Kringle competition, but it’s Cole’s wish to steal the glory from Storee! This cutesy friends-to-long distance enemies-to-neigh...
Dec 10, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 61
Come open your box with The Girls! This week Barbara is giving the gift of two books! First is the 8 page novella “Milked by Santa Clause” by CA Carbury. When sexy, Christmas-loving Mindy is visited by hot Santa, he’s ready to eat her cookies, but Mindy doesn’t have any milk! Thanks to Santa’s Christmas bifurcating magic she can make some herself! Drink up! Our second novella is “Sentient Menorah Candle Bisexual Hanukkah Orgy” by Chuck Tingle! When Levi (or Tim? but then Levi again) has fallen o...
Dec 03, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 60
Come scroll for thirst traps with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting Lights Out by Navessa Allen! When busy ER babe Ali comes across masked hottie ‘The Faceless Man’ on TikTok, she does what any gal would do: she likes, subscribes and comments! Little does Ali know, the masked hottie is actually her friend’s roommate, Josh! Josh decides to have some fun with Ali before she figures out who’s behind the mask, and she LIKES it. Grab your gun, your knife, and a pearl necklace, listen now and...
Nov 26, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 59
Come sleep on the sofa with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Guarding Temptation” by Talia Hibbert! After an educational update on Blue Eyed Kayla Jade, the girls eventually get to the book! Guarding Temptation follows investigative journalist Nina Chapman who is having to hide out from angry Brexit supporters with the only man she feels safe with - her brother’s best friend! James Foster is not just a hottie, he’s sooo in love with her! They are both sooooo into each other, but they ...
Nov 19, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 58
Come confess your sins with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Priest” by Sierra Simone! This sinful book follows Poppy as she moves to a small town to get away from her troubling past. When she turns to God for clarity, she meets hot priest Tyler Bell. As Poppy’s confessions to Father Bell get more steamy, the tension between them grows until they can’t handle it! They have no choice but to soak in their love for each other. This episode had Vanessa throwing her papers and even confess...
Nov 12, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 57
