Come take a limo ride with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “King of Wrath” by Ana Huang! This is book 1 in the Kings of Sin series and there is plenty of sin! When busy business billionaire Dante Russo is blackmailed into an arranged marriage to mega babe Vivian Lau, stars collide and diamonds sparkle! This book had the girls slipping out of their seats, pointing their little toes, and questioning whether soy sauce tastes good on ice cream. Or maybe you’re more of a pickles, pringles,...
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 56
Come enjoy some ice cream with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Butcher & Blackbird” by Brynne Weaver! This dark romance features Sloane and Rowan who are rival murderers. But don’t worry, they only kill bad people! When they decide to join forces for a friendly competition, things get VERY friendly. This book has it all! Mummy mommy issues, delicious rump roast, anatomy class, and boot kicks! Tune in and let us know if Cookies and Cream would be your choice of ice cream flavor! N...
Oct 29, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 55
You’re invited to Barbara’s Dino birthday party with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Triceratops and Bottoms” by Lola Faust! When super horned up sex addict Erin gets bored with what the alien future has to offer, she travels back in time to have her needs met! Unfortunately Erin couldn’t go back to WW1 trench foot times, so she goes to the original Jurassic Park! Once there she lays eyes on a stunning Tri(michael)CERAtops, seduces him with a dance, and he is TRI horned up. Ick. Get ...
Oct 22, 2024•53 min•Season 2Ep. 54
Come celebrate the one year anniversary of the podcast with The Girls! Our first episode came out one year ago, and to celebrate, Emily and Vanessa birthday blindside Barbara! Emily (yes, Emily) is presenting her very first book: “Icebreaker” by Hannah Grace! When bossy figure skater Anastasia Allen is forced to share a skating rink with cinnamon roll hockey player Nate Hawkins, things get so hot they could melt the ice. This episode is a long one because it’s baby’s first book and there’s a who...
Oct 15, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Season 2Ep. 53
Come pump gas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Reckless”, the fourth book from the Chestnut Springs series by Elsie Silver! This book follows Winter as she comes to Chestnut Springs to reconcile with her sister Summer (from book 1 and Episode 25). Just as she is getting into town, she meets hunky bull rider Theo, who manages to tell her he’s got a “small one” in their first meeting. But apparently that “small one” can do A LOT. One drink coaster contract and nine months later…bab...
Oct 08, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Come stretch out your groin with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Play Along”, the fourth book from The Windy City series by Liz Tomforde! When hottie shortstop Isaiah talks to PT cutie Kennedy K in the bathroom, he is suddenly sooo obsessed with her. But they work together which is soooo forbidden..too bad they just got married in Vegas! Now they must Play Along and fall in love for real. This book had Barbara blasting off and in soooo deep because it had her triple dipper of love - ...
Oct 01, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Come say “yes sir” with The Girls! From The Salacious Players Club series, Vanessa is presenting “Praise” by Sarah Cate! When Charlie (Charlotte for short and direct) breaks up with her stupid boyfriend, she has to go collect a rent check from his father, Emerson Grant. Little does she know she’ll be on her hands and knees begging for daddy’s praise. Tune in to see if you can get through the episode without kicking your little feet off, because this book made Barbara ink and Emily’s diaper FULL....
Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Come experience a whole new world with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Desperate Measures” from the Wicked Villain series by Katee Robert! This is a totally different interpretation of the Aladdin universe! When Yasmina (not Jasmine, but yes Jasmine) wakes up to the news her dad is dead, she must run with consensual non consent into Jafar’s arms! Although Barbara reminds us not to ask any questions, you won’t be able to stop yourself from wondering: was that the best use of Rajah? Ha...
Sep 17, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Come slam the door with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Unhinged” by Vera Valentine! This book truly lives up to its name and will leave you wondering if your door is a descendent of Zeus! The story is entirely from the door’s POV (yes, it’s a literal DOOR). It’s the door to Tana’s apartment, he’s been keeping an eye on her, and he wants to be her biggest protector. A literal door can only do so much, so to become human, the door just needs his knob turned by true love’s…you get the ...
Sep 10, 2024•59 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Come confess your sins with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Sinners Anonymous” by Somme Sketcher. In an effort to save her nature preserve, bird loving Rory (or Aurora for short…) is engaged to a bad bulldog-looking man named Big Al. But as she soon finds out, his hottie nephew Angelo is the one with the real power. Is it too late for her to get out of the marriage? Find out! Oh, and there’s also bird stuff, a confession phone line, bird words, location dementia, more bird stuff, pea...
Sep 03, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Come save humanity with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting the world premiere of “Celestial Glorbosis: Of Peace and Poimals” by Jace Hammercock. This episode is unique because The Girls are joined by Jace Hammercock (pen name of Geoff Ramsey and Gavin Free from the Regulation Podcast) for an exclusive interview to discuss whatever the hell they’ve written. This 13 page novella that begins mid-adventure is out of this world - a “wide shoes” featuring an Alabama Texas Oil and Cattle man na...
Aug 27, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Come enjoy getting scared with The Girls! This week Vanessa is continuing her bad boy era with “Haunting Adeline” by HD Carlton. This book was not only heavily recommended by our listeners, it comes with a FULL page of trigger warnings! The Girls are all in and along for the ride…but ready to get out by the end. When scare-happy Adeline moves into her dead grandma’s spooky house, dark Scorpio stalker Zade Meadows decides to focus his single white eye on her. This book has everything you could im...
Aug 20, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Count to three and come with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Maddest Obsession,” the second book of the Made Series also seen in episodes 2 and 16! In this mafia romance we have Christian Allister, the cold, controlling, orderly, OCD counting, sexy mafia man who also works for the FBI! Then there’s Gianna, our sexy, sassy, can’t be controlled, “not like the other girls” FMC. Over the span of 7 years, Gianna might get married and widowed a few times, but her true love is Christian...
Aug 13, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Come pay off your father’s debt with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Den of Vipers” by K.A. Knight! This why choose (wide shoes) dark romance has everything…maybe too much for some! When mafia hotties Ryder, Kenzo, Garrett, and Diesel collect their debt in the form of sassy babe Roxy…she doesn’t go willingly. Thankfully everyone involved likes to put up a fight and use sharp objects. This episode had Emily crossing her eyes, Vanessa kicking her little feet, and Barbara buffering, wha...
Aug 06, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Come test positive with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Kissing the Coronavirus” by M.J. Edwards! This 15 page novella (if you don’t count page 9) was brought as revenge on Vanessa for blindsiding Barbara in the July Patreon-exclusive episode. When woman-in-STEM Dr. Alexa Ashingtonford is working on a cure for the newly discovered COVID-19, things get a little…testy. Even though this book feels like a MadLibs about a science lab, you’ll never guess how goat eyes, microwaved fish, and...
Jul 30, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Come climb Jacob’s Ladder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Pucking Wrong Guy” by C.R. Jane! As we continue the “Pucking Wrong" series we started in episode 27, we meet Ari Lancaster and Blake (or Serena!). When Ari crosses paths with his long lost foster care first love, he doesn’t let her know he recognizes her. Instead he brings in his old stalker pal Lincoln Daniels to help with his own stalking. When Ari assumes the identity of Blake’s ex and finds himself in a closet pla...
Jul 23, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Come ask “What’s in the box?!” with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting with a physical copy of “Ransom” by Julie Garwood! This book is set in the medieval Scottish highlands and follows our FMC Gillian and MMC Brodick! There are also at least 13 more people and since Emily is not into historical romance or meeting a lot of characters, Barbara thankfully came prepared with a whiteboard! Check out our YouTube video to follow along! Anyways, Gillian is English and Brodick is Scottish, their...
Jul 16, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Come throw lettuce heads out of the top window with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Heartless” by Elsie Silver! Part of the Chestnut Springs series, this book brings us back to the cowboy brothers we met in Episode 25 “Flawless”. This book is focused on grumpy cowboy Cade who needs help with his little boy Luke. When fun city girl Willa is hired to help out, her panties literally drop. This steamy book will leave you swooning over the banter, the sweet and spice of Cade, and it’ll ha...
Jul 09, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Come collect a debt with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Ruthless Creatures” by JT Geissinger! Part of the Queens and Monsters series, this book brings us back into the world of mafia romance. Five years after Natalie’s soon to be husband disappears, tall hunky Kage with a K shows up to collect a debt. But what is the debt?! Don’t start *Russian* Barbara for that information because you’ll have to wait until the end. This soap opera of a book will have you kicking your little feet, w...
Jul 02, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Follow The Girls to the second star to the right and straight on till morning…to Neverland! This week Vanessa is presenting “Devourer of Men” by Nikki St Crowe! Part of a series of the reimagined Peter Pan universe, this book is focused on Wendy, Captain Hook, and the crocodile. But this Croc is a man who eats..peanuts? When Wendy goes missing for 200 years, tensions rise between Hook and Croc. But once Wendy is found, those tensions…come to a head. Tune in to see how The Girls manage to get con...
Jun 25, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Come cure your daddy issues with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Caught Up” by Liz Tomforde! The Girls continue the Windy City Series, first seen in episodes 1 and 21! When independent pastry chef Miller Montgomery leaves her commitment-free life in a van to come nanny for Major League Baseball Daddy Kai Rhodes, it’s a home run! As always, this episode is all over the place but eventually the girls get the gist of the book! It’s time to gently put down your glasses, clench your thick...
Jun 18, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Come snuggle your favorite pillow with The Girls! This week Barbara is hungover and Vanessa is presenting a cure with “Stuffed” by Sylvia Morrow! Gamer girl Anne can’t stand human touch, so she connects DEEPLY with her favorite…pillow. Yes. Her pillow. It may look like any other pillow, but it has a magical phoenix feather in it! Of course. So as Anne is grinding away, the pillow starts to come to life. Yes. Her pillow. But now her pillow has a name, Ori. This book may not have cured Barbara’s h...
Jun 11, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Put on your mask and go undercover with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Velvet” by Lisette Marshall! When Princess Viviette senses trouble in her medieval times kingdom, she goes to her Dad’s right hand Spymaster, Jaghar. Jaghar just so happens to fall in love with Viviette, but his way of getting information from the enemy involves seduction. This Princess may be a virgin, but this spymaster will teach her the ways of seducing her enemies as well as exploring new territories! This e...
Jun 04, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Pay off your student loans with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Morning Glory Milking Farm” by C.M. Nascosta! When no-show-sock-wearing millennial Violet is down on her luck, she gets a job at the local pharmaceutical milking farm! When busy business bull Rourke comes to be milked, Violet realizes he’s not like the other Minotaurs. This heavy load of a book is not only educational, but it might be Vanessa’s no icks! Straddle your massage chair, try to relax, and enjoy! Episode availa...
May 28, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Come cure cancer with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Love Hypothesis” by Ali Hazelwood! This is Barbara’s comfort read, and if the Libra inside her allowed it - her favorite book. When women-in-STEM scientist Olive Smith starts fake dating big-handed professor Adam Carlsen… Bunsen burners get cranked up! This episode will have you kicking your little feet straight out, wondering if Olivia Coleman would’ve been a better Olive, and realizing The Girls know NOTHING about Star Wars!...
May 21, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Hit that subscribe button with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “For The Fans” by Nyla K! This book features Kyron and Avi, stepbrothers who have nothing in common. But when strapped for cash, they do what any Busy Business Boys would do…they start an OnlyFans! What starts out as “just for the fans” and a way to get money becomes so much more. This book will have you cheesin’, pearl clutching, kicking your little feet, and hoping it ended 200 pages sooner! Episode available now everywh...
May 14, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Go down with the ship of “No icks” with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting a truly unhinged request from Emily… “Conquered by Clippy” by Leonard Delaney. When busy business blogger and woman in STEM Christie Aackerlund is sent on an assignment by Phil Gates she learns how beneficial it can be to receive assistance from a familiar friend…Clippy. Yes, Clippy the original AI assistant paperclip. This book has so many firsts for The Girls. Hear all about “lady sockets”, “butt stuff”, and how...
May 07, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Come blow out your birthday candle with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Birthday Girl” by Penelope Douglas. When hard working hottie Jordan is alone on her birthday (because her boyfriend Cole sucks), she meets a hard working hottie stranger, Pike. Jordan and Pike have an instant connection, but Pike isn’t like the other guys he’s Cole’s…DAD! This episode is a wild one, with forbidden love, swimming pools, age gaps, and a loofah! By the end of this episode Mr. Lawson goes from being ...
Apr 30, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Come end Gender Discrimination with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Devil You Know” by Elizabeth O’Roark! This enemies to lovers book follows hot lawyer Ben Tate and his coworker busy business lawyer Gemma Charles. These two have a lot of BANTER and the girls love it! Do they actually end gender discrimination or does it just continue in a different font? Who cares, it’s only a book! Put on your highest heels, brush both of your two perfect teeth, give in to the devil on your sho...
Apr 23, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Come stalk your soulmate with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Pucking Wrong Number” by CR Jane! When hot hockey player Lincoln Daniel accidentally texts mystery babe Monroe, sparks fly and stalking intensifies! This book will have you questioning how far is too far to go for love. Is it okay to have a tracker on or…IN your crush? Be a good girl and get your pee pad because you’re gonna ink! New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) e...
Apr 16, 2024•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 27
