Come beef at the Zoo with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Squeak” by Vera Valentine! When friends Sebastian and Keane fall into the grips of a fortune teller’s curse, they worry their swimsuit areas will stay smooth and Ken-like forever. One day, the boys try blowing in each other’s mouths and realize it makes them grow down there. But their areas are… a balloon? With a knot on the end? Is this omegaverse? Yes! Although Seb and Keane enjoy each other plenty, an artsy woman named Popp...
Dec 30, 2025•56 min•Season 3Ep. 116
Come unwrap your Christmas present with The Girls! It’s another episode of our Blind Draw Christmas Pick ‘Ems Event and Vanessa is up! She presents “He Sees You When You’re Sleeping” by Alta Hensley, a book chosen just for her by Emily (and some of our loyal Patrons!) As soon as hottie firefighter Jack meets jewelry influencer Chloe, he’s obsessed! Is he a stalker? There’s no way to know! When Jack discovers Chloe has a secret online persona and tons of fans that love the way she “cybers,” he co...
Dec 23, 2025•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 115
Come get sticky with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal” by Meghan Quinn. The Girls are back in Christmas Kringle Town from Episode 61! After her year-round Christmas Store went out of business, our FMC Betty comes to Kringle Town to help her uncle start up a rival Christmas Tree farm! When Betty meets Atlas (who also goes by Max..?) she feels a connection with him before she realizes he is part of the family that owns the other Christmas tree farm! Hij...
Dec 16, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 114
Come consent to Christmas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Big Nick Energy” by Morgan Elizabeth! The Girls are revisiting the Seasons of Revenge Series they first dipped into from episode 8 “‘Tis The Season For Revenge!” When Shae is celebrating her first Christmas as a single mom to her two little girls, she is trying to make it special. When Nickolas Finch (who of course owns a Christmas Tree farm) comes into Shae’s life, he too wants to make the Christmas special for the littl...
Dec 09, 2025•1 hr 4 min
Go into heat with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Mate” by Ali Hazelwood! After a quick astrology update from Barbara, (hang in there, retrograde is over!) The Girls dive into the sequel to “Bride” from episode 19! Although it was a while ago, Barbara gives a thorough recap of Bride so you’re ready for Mate! Our FMC is Serena Paris, the orphaned Were-human who is trying to learn about her changing body (from male doctors) and reconnecting with Koen Alexander. Koen is the super hot (a...
Dec 02, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 112
Come grab a bag of emotional support potato chips with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Stuffed” by Jessica Gadziala. Although it’s the same title, this has nothing to do with the “Stuffed” pillow from Episode 35! This book follows Callie, a DC busy business woman who is coming home for Thanksgiving. Callie just so happens to have a brother whose bff is SUPER hot and she’s been crushing on him for years! Adam Gallagher is spending Thanksgiving with Callie’s family (his family died. Ri...
Nov 25, 2025•55 min•Season 3Ep. 111
Come rewatch Brooklyn 99 with The Girls! This week Emily shares how she was confronted at a Target, Vanessa is story bustin’ and thinkin’ about naughty ice cream, and Barbara wore her milf jeans! Barbara also presents “Riding The High” by Paisley Hope, book three in the Silver Pines series! We’re in Laurel Creek (Kentucky?…there’s no way to know) and there’s a new sheriff in town! Sheriff and single dad Cole Ashby is heading to Vegas for a bachelor/bachelorette trip that includes his little sist...
Nov 18, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 110
Come unlock the patio door with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Nero,” book one of the Alliance series by S.J. Tilly! FMC Payton is just trying to have a quiet night at home when suddenly hottie mafia man Nero wanders into her living room to hide from the cops. Nero was able to elude the police, but not his instant attraction to Payton! Although Payton knew she should be scared, she was instantly intrigued and totally turned on by Nero. This chance encounter leads to so many new, thr...
Nov 11, 2025•59 min•Season 3Ep. 109
Come pass the potatoes with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Shared” by Maisie Beasley! This is book one in the Beachside Ménage series! This MFM novella will have you clutching your pearls and hoping the characters have some good table cleaner! When a group of friends go on a beach trip together, there are some fun new experiences and bonding moments that bring them much closer! Primary couple James and Molly (we changed the FMC name for family reasons) are so into each other, but th...
Nov 04, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 108
Come talk into a mirror with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Hallowpeen” by Holly Wilde! Hollow Springs isn’t like the other Halloween towns, it has more of a sentient vibe. Ghost hunting live streamer Samantha went missing one Halloween, and she became part of the local urban legend. But it’s just silly lore, right? This Halloween our FMC Asha knows there is only one way to find out! After a moment with a mirror, Asha is greeted by three pumpkin men who are ready to serve her a pump...
Oct 28, 2025•55 min•Season 3Ep. 107
Come punch trees with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Tricky Girls” by Holly Thorne! After catching her boyfriend in a hedge maze with her best friend, our FMC Tilda decides to (literally) cut that friend and boyfriend out of her life. Tilda goes on to make friends with a group of hot girls who have darker sides and secrets. As often as Tilda declares she’s straight, can she truly resist these women? Should she resist them? Should she just go color in the other room while a teacher w...
Oct 21, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 106
Come celebrate the terrible twos with The Girls! As is tradition, Emily’s presenting a book to celebrate another year of the show! This year she chose “Braving The Storm” by Elliot Rose! It’s the second book in the Crimson Ridge series (Vanessa presented book 1 “Chasing The Wild” in episode 79) and it was teased as the nastiest book Vanessa had started to read! This book finds Briar Lane running away from LA to a forgotten family cabin in the woods to escape her unfaithful boyfriend. Briar thoug...
Oct 14, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 105
Come visit a corn maze with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Corn Daddy” by Hannah Woodcock! This “Steamed Short” will have you questioning if you’ll ever look at corn the same way! When down on her luck Liz gets stood up at the annual fall festival, she tries to make the best of it by going into the corn maze. But this isn’t just any corn maze, it’s a dark, eerie, and passionate experience…one that changed Liz’s feelings about corn forever. Would you be willing to take on the title o...
Oct 07, 2025•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 104
Come flip through a scent binder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Baby and the Late Night Howlers” by Kathryn Moon! This omegaverse reverse harem/why choose book was VERY educational for the girls! When Baby (yes, her legal name is Baby) goes into her first heat as an omega, she doesn’t know what to do. Thankfully Seth aka Bomber, a hottie who smells like Apple Pastry, takes her to the omega clinic to learn about her changing body. As Baby flips through the scent book to find who...
Sep 30, 2025•59 min•Season 2Ep. 103
Come eat a brownie with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Mountain Daddy” by S.J. Tilly, the second book in the Mountain Men series! When Kendra is screwed over by her roommate, she has no option but to move in with her father in Colorado. Before Kendra moves in she makes a stop at a motel for one night. While at the motel bar, Kendra happens to meet a sexy silver haired older man named Luther. So she slips him her room key and they share an incredible night of passion and new experien...
Sep 23, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 102
Come learn to drive stick shift with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Swift and Saddled” by Lyla Sage! This book is the second in the Rebel Blue Ranch series which The Girls previously discussed in episode 75 “Done and Dusted!” When city girl Ada Hart travels to small town Wyoming for an interior decorating gig, she didn’t expect to meet a handsome cowboy the night before the job starts! After some hallway smooching, she thought she would never see him again…until she shows up at her ...
Sep 16, 2025•58 min•Season 2Ep. 101
Come celebrate 100 episodes with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Shared with His Friends” by Kitty King! This book may only be 100 pages but it manages to pack A LOT in it…much like our FMC Amber! When Amber’s boyfriend Jet Harrington (who happens to be a billionaire) wants to see if she is worthy of being his wife, he does what any billionaire book boyfriend would do - he shares her with his friends! Much like the four horseman of the apocalypse, Jet’s friends each have a unique kin...
Sep 09, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 100
Come win a shoot out with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Graham Effect” by Elle Kennedy! When hockey hottie Luke Ryder has to bring his team together and advance his hockey career, he knows he needs to impress Garret Graham. Garret Graham is basically Wayne Gretzky for those who know who that is, but more importantly—he’s Gigi Graham’s dad?! Gigi Graham is trying to make it to the Olympics women’s hockey team but she needs a little help with her skills. Thankfully Luke can help ...
Sep 02, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 99
Come eat cookie dough with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Mystery Man” by Kristen Ashley! After The Girls give updates on health and Taylor Swift, we dive into this book which happens to be the first in the Dream Man Series! When Gwendolyn Kidd meets a hunky dream man named Hawk, they share a passionate night of love… and then he disappears! But for the next 18 months he re-appears in her bed at night for some more lovin. Hawk is a real human man, don’t worry. When Gwen’s sister get...
Aug 26, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 98
Come take a swig of bourbon with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Bourbon & Lies” by Victoria Wilder! It’s book one in “The Bourbon Boys” series, and we meet Grant Fox, the youngest brother in a family full of bourbon bad boys who all carry a curse. The curse? Any woman they fall for dies! When Laney Young is brought to the Bourbon Boys compound to hide out for her safety, she and Grant can’t help but feel 100proof love for each other! Can Grant let his guard down? Can the curse b...
Aug 19, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 97
Come shift into a wolf with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Tyrant Alpha’s Rejected Mate” by Cate C. Wells! Not only is this the first book in "The Five Packs" series, it’s a sister Sierra suggestion! Wolf-shifter and camp cafeteria server Una is a late bloomer. She’s never shifted until one day in the middle of a work shift, she goes for a whole new kind of shift and shifts into a wolf! Her wolfish heat makes her realize her fated mate is the alpha top dog, Killian Kelly! Like U...
Aug 12, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 96
Come ride an elevator with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Take Me Apart” by Brea Alepoú and Skyler Snow. This is book one in the Vitali Brothers series, so you know what that means- Mafia, ayeeeee! When cutie rookie cop Tex wants a big bust, he looks to the Vitali mafia family, specifically Enzo Vitali. Enzo Vitali is a sexy tidy mob man and he gives Tex the bust he so desperately needed, but Tex didn’t realize it would be that kind of bust…or how many he’d get! Is Tex willing to gi...
Aug 05, 2025•53 min•Season 2Ep. 95
Come onto the field with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Only Between Us” by Ellie K. Wilde! When pro football player Brooks Attwoods gets a head injury and starts getting freaky in back alleyways, his chances for rejoining his favorite team start to dwindle. Brooks tries to work his way back, but after a (literal) run-in and one selfie with Siena Pippen, everything changes! Siena Pippen is happy selling worms at her ghost dad’s bait shop, but the old familiar role of being a footbal...
Jul 29, 2025•58 min•Season 2Ep. 94
Come out to the woods with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Fight” by Sloane St. James! It’s book one of the Sky Ridge Hot Shots series, and it lights a spark! When hottie captain firefighter Callahan Woods isn’t busy battling blazes in the woods, he’s banging randoms. But then Prescott Simmons escapes her religious cult and strolls into town. As the new EMT, Prescott and Callahan cross paths and set some fires between their educational parts! Grab your oxygen mask, play battleship, a...
Jul 22, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 93
Come do it LIVE with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com” by Kimberly Lemming! This episode was performed and recorded LIVE as part of the Homebrew Austin podcast showcase! This book follows Dorothy (Dory) Valentine, a woman in STEM-wildlife-biologist who was attacked by a lion! But when it fades to black, she isn’t dead… she was rescued! Well, maybe not rescued as much as abducted by aliens! When Dorothy and the lion (who she has...
Jul 15, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 92
Come down to Little Italy with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Caught Up” by Navessa Allen! This sequel to “Lights Out” (Episode 59) follows mafia-bad-boy-sweetie Nico “Junior” Trocci as he reconnects with his high school flame Lauren Marchetti. Lauren isn’t the girl he once knew, she’s now a beautiful cam girl who also happens to co-own a sex club! Since dating Lauren is off limits IRL (mafia stuff or something), Junior gets close to her the only way he knows - by stalking her on hi...
Jul 08, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 91
Come hold hands with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Rewind it Back,” the fifth (and final?) book in The Windy City series by Liz Tomforde! When busy business interior design intern Hallie moves out to Chicago, she lands a big job but the client happens to be famous hockey player Rio Deluca. After “a lot happened” six years ago, Hallie has tried her hardest to stay away from Rio, but this opportunity is one she can’t pass up. The problem with Rio is that he’s not just a star hockey p...
Jul 01, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 2Ep. 90
Come shed your skin with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Guarded By The Snake” by Layla Fae! As part of the Monster Security Agency series, this book follows Kim, who must hire protection to keep her safe after she steals a special golden statue. That’s when Asan walks in…well, slithers in. Asan is a snake man (man on top and BIG snake on bottom) and he’s been hired to protect Kim. Don’t worry, there are lot of educational serpent biology lessons in this episode! It’s supposed to be ...
Jun 24, 2025•55 min•Season 2Ep. 89
Come play poker with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Tell Me All Your Lies” by Angel Anders! This is book four from the “In The Carolinas” series. This book was just released and given to the girls as an ARC so we made sure not to include too many spoilers! When contract spy Cara Collins from the Carolinas (say that three times fast!) is brought on to catch a mafia mastermind, The Agency won’t let her do it alone. She must be paired up with the one and only Grant Sinclair. Unfortunat...
Jun 17, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 88
Come make a wish with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Phantasma” by Kaylie Smith! In this book we meet Ophelia who is trying to find her sister that went into the haunted mansion known as Phantasma. This ghoulish place is not like the other haunted houses, it has challenges and riddles you must solve if you want to survive and win a single wish! Once inside the house, Ophelia meets a charming demon man named Blackwell (and a cute ghost kitty!) who offers to help her…in exchange for 1...
Jun 10, 2025•54 min•Season 2Ep. 87
