Nightcap - Hour 1: Diana Taurasi retiring, NBA twitter parody account gone, Ayesha Curry

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Salute DT. Real deal in the real Deal.

I mean, I mean she won three national She won three national championships at Yukon. She was a most Outstanding Player, she was college player, the Wooden Award winner, she was State bar She's I mean, she is as credentialed as you can be.

She's an MVP she's a three.

Time champion and with the Mercury she's the Finals MVP. I mean her resume is complete. Her resume is complete. DT gets to walk away from the game. She walks away on her turns. Twenty years is a long time hold on. I think what you can play twenty years? Didn't Sue Bird also play twenty years? I think they might have been team They might have been teammates for a year or two at Yukon.

But DT salute job, career, Well, everything done, you walk away on your turns, and you know, I think she was alluding to it.

Sue Birds played nineteen seasons. Okay, so right now, DT has the most season in WNBA history at twenty. She gets to walk away on her terms, O Joe, And I think that's that's important.

Many many don't.

And the question does do Did she want to put the work in of what's required to go through another w NBA season, another forty games, to put that kind of yes, to do that all over again?

I guess you said no.

And when you think about it, there's really nothing else for her to accomplish.

You no, because winning another championship, OH Joe, doesn't change and That's what I look at. Does winning another championship change the way you feel about said individual? Lebron James can win three more MVPs and three more MVPs or three more anything, uh, and people gonna still say Jordan Kobe, whatever the case may be. So with that being said, I definitely don't think there's nothing Diana A Dt could

Oh? Breonna Stewart went number one overall.

I wouldn't be at the Sue Byrd or Rebecca Lobo win number one overall, but bear Story franchise college program DT. Man congratulations, man, congratulations dog, great great great great great great career. Glad they gottitude to meet you, Glad to say I know you and enjoyed retiring.

Oh yeah, you khn have five number one overall picks.

Sue Bird down of to ROSSI, Tina Charles, Maya Moore, Brianna Stewart. I believe what you call him is gonna be number six page Backer absolutely so. I mean they had Tina Charles in twenty ten, my more than twenty eleven, Brianna stear in twenty sixteen.

Sue Bird went number one overall in.

Two thousand and two, DT two thousand and four, then Tina Charles, Maya Moore breonnay.

How long? Now you know what this is?

It is a good question that I don't know about when it comes to the WNBA, You know how I mean college the male college students one year and they can leave.

What's the rule for for female I think they gotta stay. I think they gotta while. I think so.

You think you think there are any any collegiate w NBA players that are ready to leave before they even reached their senior year.

You walking ready to go. Breonna Start was ready to go. Yeah, okay, you know what. And there's a young lady.

I don't know her last name, and I'm sorry for the disrespect, but I continue to see her highlights all the time. When I tell you this young lady has a package like Kyrie Irving in college, you got to know who it is. She the only one I'm seeing from South Carolina. Well, I don't know what she learned to play basketball, but Jesus Christ.

Yeah, oh Jo.

To be eligible for the WNBA Draft, a player must complete four years of college or turn twenty two years of age during the year of the draft.

I think they has changed that rule, especially for the players that are much more polished than others that are actually ready to leave school.

Yeah, I mean, look who I think what you call him left early. Candas Parker. She's the only one off the top of my her junior year, I think, Yeah, I think Candas left her junior year, but I know she had another. But I mean, she had went back to back national championship. She was outstanding, She was most outstanding player. She was a college Wade Player of the Year. She wouldn't Player of the Year if I'm not mistaken. Looks at up as We'll get back to it, But

A whole lot of losses to very few wins. So is there a chance? Honestly realistic rit.

No, they would have to go Remember I have said, in order to they're like twenty games under five hundred.

They need to win all they they need to out Yeah, is that even possible?

No?

I mean the Lakers won thirty three games in the world. The Heat won twenty seven games in a row. I mean maybe so nobody's won twenty but I think the Rockets might have somebody. Yeah, I mean, I like I like the decision, you know, in a sense.

But I also like Paul George having the platform to voice his opinion, to talk about the game, talk about any other things he wants, any other things he wants to wants to talk about when it comes to the aspect of his game, regardless of him being hurt or hamper the injured right now, Uh, people would want to hear from him. I think the pressure probably coming from inside the house. You know, we're not playing well right now. You're not playing well as you should be.

We're not winning.

We think you should cut the podcast out. I do, everything is magnified. When you're losing, everything is magnified.

Will you lose, bro, We couldn't sit on a helmet like we lost the game because I'm sitting on my helmet in right. That's why you think, Oh my shoes untied. I didn't have much shoe tied when I walked through the field. Man, you know everything the locker room junkie, Uh man, ain't dot them the towners. I mean, but hey, what do you do you try anything? I mean when you losing, you'll try anything to get out of that

That's what we did.

I wore the same suit every Oh we went on the road in ninety seven. Oh in the playoffs, Oh we beat we beat Kansas City. Hey, y'all been I changed that suit. We went to Pittsburgh, beat Pittsburgh. Well, y'all bet y'all better wear them same suits to the super Bowl. The mine on show. We don trick them. Hey, it was what we had on. Kansas City didn't know we wore the same outfit. Didn't but uh, I commended. He know he's catching flat. Bro, you playing bad and

What That's what probably, that's what probably they're saying. Uh. Maybe management came to him said, bro, yeah, you been doing too much.

Yeah, I mean, listen, everything has magnified. When you lose everything, everything it is. I just like the fact that Paul George has a has a platform, he knows the game he's still active, playing the game and just being able to talk about it. You know, people want to hear from it, you know, whether you lose, whether you're losing and winning. You know, he has the knowledge of it. But but I kind of understand, you know, the backlash he's getting.

I do too. Oh Joe.

A twenty nine year old man is seeking advice from ready community after ending of a relationship with a woman who had not previously.

Just god disclosed she was a mother.

The man explained that he had been dating this forty five year old Julia for about a month and was caught off guard when she mentioned having a seven my th owd baby. I was taking aback. I honestly thought I misheard her. I thought maybe she was talking about a younger sibling, but when I asked her, she casually confirmed she has a seven month old baby. He says he had been enjoying time with Julia up until that point.

Yeah, yeah, Listen, women have to there's certain things with certain men depending on what the table he.

Listen, put it all on the table right away. Let him know.

There's some men having kids non negotiable. I can't do it. I can't do it. Then there's some.

People like me.

If you don't have at least two kids, I'm not even looking at you. I ain't even I'm not even looking at you. If he ain't got at least two, that's just me. That's just my paference to everybody else. They ain't rocking like that.

Why do you want to Why do you want Why do you want to date? Only want to date females that have kids? What is it about that?

Well, women that don't have kids most of the time, ninety eight point nine percent of time, they never have no goddamn food in the refrigerator, and they don't have no snacks in the pantry, And they always want to go out to eat, and they want to put on and and and give looks. I don't care about you dressing up. I don't care about you taking pictures of your food. Do you have snacks in the pantry? Do you have caprice sons in your refrigerator? Do you have

Always want to go out to eat. What we gonna eat today? What you mean you ain't got nothing at home?

No going the refrigerator on, refrigerator empty, ain't no food. Every time I think that woman that has kids, that's a certain routine instructure of disciplining because you always have to feed the child or feed the kids. Man, listen, boy three three three, four in the morning, and you go up there and get get one of them, get one.

Of the kids lunchables in the caprice sun. Man. Stop playing with me, Man, stop playing with me.

Well, the mere fact that he says it's uncomfortable with the prospect of becoming a step parent lets me know that he dates with intentions.

Right, So do I that I date with intention to? Because if you got to, if you got too, we're gonna make it three. If you got three, be gonna make it four. If you got four, we're gonna make it five. That the hell you say?

Wait? You laughing? You laughing. I ain't playing. I don't care, na, but I'm.

Saying, I'm like, it sounds like he was genuinely hurt and he really liked this was but he was I mean, just just put it out on the table. Hey, you have any kids?

Yeah? Three Listen when I was you got kids? Yeah? How old are they? X y boo?

Hey, because I'm gonna put it all out here, and then you do you do you determine. I guess it's different because a lot of times when guys have kids, the kids doesn't necessarily they don't have physical custody, like ninety five percent.

Of the woman the woman, the women do.

So I think that's the difference where women is like and some women like, nah, you got kids, that's a no note because I ain't dealing with no baby mama.

I'm not dealing with no ex wife. And I totally get that. But a lot of times women are willing to like go past that because a lot of times the men doesn't have physical custody, so the child is not there all the time with women more times than not. I'm not saying, ah, so don't jump on nine cap.

I'm saying a lot of the majority of the time the women have custom to the physical custody, not to say the child doesn't.

He can go through his parents.

Maybe I mean the mom of the dad, like on the weekends, or maybe they al today.

Every of the week. But more time than I the mother have physical custody. So yeah, you know, you got to think, especially when you're young.

Some of the young some of the young bulls you know, just starting out that might want to start their own family, don't want to deal with a woman that already has kids. He probably knew that, which is why she didn't bring it to the forefront and say it in the beginning. There are some women that are very assertive and intensely let you know, well, listen, this is what I got.

This.

We are a package deal. So if you're not willing to take me and little Ray Ray and CC, we're.

Going by your business. You know, won't going by your business.

There's some women that that don't care and feel they will find a man that meets their standards and check some of the boxes that will be able to accept their kids.

I mean, I'm one of those. I don't care.

I don't care, you know, especially if especially if they ow oh man, come on, man, come on now.

Yeah, so, bro, I don't know if the ready community can help you. That's a decision you're gonna have to make on your own. And it seems like you like you're like you're convinced. I mean for me, I mean, if y'all, if she was as good that, I mean, the mere fact that you thought about becoming a step father, that lets you know where your head is.

Like, man, you really like this one. Yeah? Yeah, most definitely, most definitely. But that's a lot too though, because everybody ain't dated with intentional.

But listen, now, you got to think about it. Yes, that's a lot to come in, to come in and have the mindset. You know, some people see it as oh nah, I ain't doing that and and have to take care of or raise someone else's.

Somebody else's responsibility. Yeah, that that's tough. You got it.

You got to be built different, you gotta be wired mentally different.

Ye me.

Yeah, that's a that's that's a that's a that's a tough that's a tough task.

It's a tall task, and it's one I'm willing. It's one I'm willing to take. I climb in.

I think, well, I think the thing is for me the kids, but the other co parents, how is he.

Okay?

Because you gotta realize, if she got kids, there's somebody on the other side that also has kids.

What's he like?

Mm hmmm, like that is he gonna just be popping up and oh, oh you think you got this?

He think he all that.

I can't do that. I can't do the drama. I can't be out somewhere and he pop up. I can't take the kids to go get a haircut while you get Why you let this moo folk get my son haircut?

Yeah, I ain't ain't a.

Problem, no, but I'm just I'm just I'm just saying right. Yeah, but you know, because I saw I saw the thing. The dude, the the the boy had the uh the guy guessed the guy. Maybe it was a step there, or maybe it was a guy she was dating. He had the little boy to get a haircut. It put the barber in an uncomfortable spot. Oh why you got my son? I ain't telling him he to get no o.

Lord. Yeah, that's a lot there.

See, But all that, all that has to be discussed beforehand. All that has to be discussed beforehand. If you have a child with someone and you're getting ready to date someone and the child is not his, Therefore I think the father should meet. So there's an understanding, you know now, when you when you when you do it your way and you're vindictive with the father of your child and you date anyway, even if you do have intent and

Correct.

Yeah, you're absolutely right with y'all. I mean, I've been in this situation. Look y'all happy with this, y'all happy with this guy, y'all trust him. I'm gonna trust y'all judgment. I'm gonna trust your judgment.

Everybody ain't built for that.

But as long as my kids don't come back with no report, yeah, we're gonna be good.

Now, y'all know me? Yeah, Yeah, okay, I'll tell you what. Tokay, more kids the better.

I don't know. I don't know, I don't know what, they don't know what they be talking about on Twitter, you know, but.

My pockets can't stand that. Sure, it's time for last segment on your time for day.

Wait we just started. Well you spent fifteen minutes. Oh your rent. I ain't even getting I ain't getting talk about my house. We're gonna get ah, Okay, tell us about the house.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Hey, so so chat I got yeap Look at it?

Look at that.

Look look at that. Look you see the lake back then on you see the lake back there. Yes, I can go fishing.

So this right here, seven thousand, seven seven thousand square foot sixth bedroom out there out there in uh in davy uh. I when it when it looked at it this morning. Put a little love love love love Moulah and ashtro So my love apartment I'm in right now, right so I'm trying to time it perfectly. My moving My moving is April, so I'm trying to time it perfectly. And getting my furniture so everything is set. What I'm gonna do first my game room. I need a boot, my boost mobile sign.

I need it up. I need it, I need that up.

I need my PC and everything so the first then I work on the rest of I'm gonna work from the bottom up because I'm gonna start with my game room first. I'm not even gonna have no bed. I don't need no bed as long as I have my stuff set up for Nightcap. And you know, I'm happy, happy about that. Again, I told you, man, God is God is blessing the kid.

Man, I'm happy.

You know, I got a little three cor garage and uh, thanks to thanks the Nightcap, thanks to the volume.

Thanks to you for the opportunity. You know, life has been unbelievable.

And I told y'all all all twenty twenty five, I'm cutting up. I'm putting that shit on. I curse I had to say that I'm putting that shit on all season long a twenty five and then after this year, I'm going back to Target and H and M. I just want to have some fun. I don't want to enjoy the food to my labor in the world that I put in. And that's pretty much it. But again, thank you Ash.

I'm enjoy the fruit with my label. But I ain't got no money, so ain't gonna what you want to see that fifty that would be nice. I'm sitting I'm sitting pretty heavy over here, man.

I see yeah, yeah, yeah yeah you had you yet? You talking about break bread. I'm gonna break next. What are the two South getting broken? Parody accounts? Or morning Via Today?

The NBA sententail seems to have been shut down on Twitter, right, p c Entail?

Did you ever get sent down?

Did you ever get like that stuff that you're like, oh many this, yeah, it got it got me once.

They got me once, They got me once, and listen, it's always something funny too. That was that was a very entertaining account. They didn't pay attention. They they'll trip you up.

What uh why do you think? Ask what what happened?

Oh, somebody's probably saw them, she says, Yeah, they took the whole account down.

So I mean you think they got suspended normally, normally accounts get suspended on your curse you miss?

First of all, Twitter's like the wild wild West. That mean anything goes. I mean they I mean you can't even block nobody. Now they can still. I mean they can't respond to you. But it used to be you blocking them. They couldn't see your content. They still can see. They can't respond anymore. But they still can see.

Uh yeah, Twitter's the wild wild West, Twitter, the anything go Yeah it's called but uh yeah, anything goes now, oh Joe.

So for them to yeah, to remove it themselves or have someone remove it. Yeah yeah, I mean you could damn to do anything you want to.

On X and uh yeah.

A matter of fact, man, yeah, you listen, you got a well, when you open X in public, you gotta be careful.

I've got to be careful because I ain't on none of.

Them, especially if you got your if you got your sound up, what you listen, you open up and you open up Twitter, X whatever you want to call it, and porn just be popping.

Up all the time. I don't get that. I mean people have said that, but I don't get that popping up on mind. So no, you don't. Hey, hold on, did you follow them? It's be nasty. You ain't gonna you know, she's gonna slide you DM if you don't follow up back.

Uh, I want my count I don't want my capt shut down like a nbas entail.

Now you ain't gonna get shut down. Don't be scary, man. You gotta stand on business. Now you're the shot to shot. She didn't shot back. Now you yelling limbo, we're scared of you're scared. No, it ain't go in until you until she can.

I ask you a question like you could tell me we family pretended chatting here.

Are you nervous by what I mean?

Does she make you nervous after seeing her content? Does that make you nervous being that she's so experiencing you not ready for it?

Ain't seen the content? Oh?

Been on the content? Man, I go to co hey, see you try to keep me going to content? Then that then what do you call them? They shut my account that.

Now the ain't gonna listens No her, I mean her her content that that that that it's okay, that's welcomed, you know on the site. You know Elon Musk said, it's uh freedom, uh what freedom of speech and of expression.

Yeah.

So those that that do that type of content, you know, I salute them, I support them, and and I'm with you as far a freedom of expression. And that's your body and what you like to do in the private of your home home. You want to make it public, so be it. But you need to check out our content, you would probably answer.

And you probably content answer yesterday. Huh answer last year.

They account got a lot of parent accounts, get a lot of people because.

That seems so real and then you look at it like, man, this it'd be hustled. They got me, Oh Joe.

Aisha Curry says her marriage to Steff comes before there for kids. I think for us, our relationship always comes first. Then we're parents, and that works for us because then you have two happy people raising kids in a house. So family sector in our lives always comes first. Oh Joe, like dislike you see you understand.

Listen, I don't don't. I don't know the rules of marriage. I don't know the rules of marriage, you know, and or the guideline of the rule book, and and and as a wife on the way you're supposed to conduct yourself in the way things are supposed to go. But I'm assuming, if I ushould carry saying it, that is the way it's supposed to go. Now, my grandmother is

Always husband first and kids after that.

Yeah, A lot of a lot of therapists say that.

Go ahead, Okay, Now, I was just, I was just. I was just gonna ask you. I've seen many scenarios. I'm not sure if you've seen them on Twitter before.

If if if your wife is in trouble, when your child is in trouble, you know, who do you say first?

I've seen many scenarios like that, and and this this almost sound not sound similar to that.

But how is picking the husband first? Know, in general in any scenario and the kids come unified front? Okay, okay, I mean look.

To each his own look, oh yo.

I do my very best to stay out of people's home, their relationships, how they do things, because a lot of people, you know, hey, man, I can't believe you did that to your daughter.

I can't believe that's how you was. But that's how it was.

That's that's my home, that's how I raised, that's how I brought my kids up. So somebody else, hey, I believe that's that. That's a great way to do things with we First, we're gonna make sure we're happy. Then we If we're happy, everything is unison with us. The kids gonna be gonna be gucci. But obviously some people say, no, the kids first, kids come first. Well I know, my I know my grudmen might. He wasn't no kids first.

It was pop up first. Right.

Oh so even back then, even though that's the traditional Hell yeah, okay, okay.

Hell yeah what Barney porter ate first?

Right, he got what he wanted to watch, and now he we watched what he wanted to watch. Now, as the girls got older, my aunt's got older, they didn't want to watch the news all night. So when he come home, we already know we had to turn the TV right so he'd be home. They come sit down, and you know, he like he wouldn't turn They get up and go in the room a come back, y'all can watch what the hell y'all want?

Ain't nobody want to watch?

No roll of Kncat and David Brinckley, but what their news all night? But you know, as you get older, on your nuts, he wasn't interested in anything else. I mean, he used to love Western Western. When I was a kid on your the Westerns were good. God smoking up Big you know, I think Big Valley was another one. But yeah, that's the way my grandfather and grandmother was my granny came first to him. Obviously, Barney Porter came first and everything and the.

Kids came next. Right. That's that's how it was. It wasn't no.

If you asked Papa something and he said no, you go ask granny what you got killed for?

That? That don't work. That listen, that that ain't work.

As when I when I was young now that there would be some times when I ask my grandma something and then she suggests.

How about your go ask your grandfather?

But she not gonna say no, and then I'm gonna turn around and go ask my grandfather.

Man, please not in that household.

She already just said, go as you go ask, you go ask your papa.

And the funny thing because.

You weren't gonna say she wasn't gonna say yeah, nay anyway.

It's him he had you're gonna say no anyway, And if he said.

No, that was the end of thought. Joe is it? You might run a light man? You can't do nothing? What say that on the who?

On the who? Bread Hey?

Okay, uh bad budd hey, look e quick. My grandfather told my aunts all the time, he said, don't grumble and state grumbly leave. He said, tell me what a mo for I am at your place? Yeah, don't tell me. Ain't no how, no good? You know what in my place?

Get you home.

There's a woman she got married. She's vegan. The wedding was all vegan.

Take a look Brian shirt on Reddit that her and her now husband have been vegan for the past three years, so it only made sense that they have an all vegan wedding. Reception, wedding came around. Everything was going according to plan until bride noticed that her brother Tom was not in his assigned seat during the reception. Twenty minutes later, Tom returned carrying twenty boxes of pizza with his cousins and distributed it to the guests, saying that it was real food.

Oh Joe, well hold on that. Now, that's the bride fault. That's the bride fault. If you're having a wedding and you're inviting people to a wedding, you have to appease the people at the wedding.

If everybody at your wedding isn't vegan, you can't force me. You're vegan food. Whether you pay fifteen thousand dollars for it, fifteen thousand dollars for it or not.

And if you spend fifteen thousand on vegan food, you use a foood e. Here's my language. I apologize. I apologize to the couple. You don't spend those fifteen thousan dollars on the food. Because you invite people, you send out them, You send out what do you call it?

You send out the invice right, invitations? Yes, invitations.

You make calls and ask who eats vegan, who is vegan and wants to play the vegan food.

Those who are not vegan, then listen. You're pricing. You might have spent one thousand dollars if that's the case, because anybody who eat that best with you in your home. That's the whole point.

And only a select few people are going to be vegan that are coming to your wedding.

So you're gonna force everybody to eat something that they're not. That's not how you conduct yourself at a wedding. When you get married, you gotta pease your casts. I think your fingers on you. You got to have a look. I don't start.

I'm going to tell you I ain't been the ones I ain't never been to a wedding reception, so I can't tell you what they have, but you probably you probably see this is why. That's why we're going before the Justice of the peace, and that way we go there who time.

Out of time out of time out. But if you get married, boy, I need the ceremony.

Boy, it is my justice of the piece. I'm trying to catch the what do you call that thing they throw back the bouquet. I'm trying to catch the bouquete. What you talk about? I need to say, listen, I know when you get married, I already know who it is.

I know who it's gonna be. Yeah, I want to be there. No, I ain't spent that love. First of all, I ain't spend that kind of money. Well wait, wait, wait a minute, you don't have to. You can have a wedding for two thousand dollars.

I get out of a wedding for I can have a wedding for two cent the justice of the piece. But huh, we listen, you need people want to see that you got family.

You got family, my sister, my mom, my kids, her brother, her sister, her her mom, her boom boom, people crowd in the court room.

You forgot about the Nightcap team, You forgot about the Nightcap moderators. You about the night Cap only want to see it on the phone. Yeah, nah, nah, I need something. But if you go to the justice court piece, you just throw it in the court. You throw the bouquet in the court, then I'm gonna catch it in there. But I guess they throw something else. They throw a garden? What else they throw? They throw something there? So they thought that's for the women, ain't it?

What?

What? Well? Who throw the garden? Oh that's for the men.

Yeah, ain't nobody throwing nothing? What you mean, ain't nobody throwing nigguld throw the bouquet. You can't throw the bouquet in the in the in the just at the court house.

Yes you can.

If it's never been nothing before, you could do it. Hell, I couldn't celebrate when I was playing, but I still did it, didn't I Listen, I'm gonna catch the bouquet and the gall I'm catching both of them.

Why you want to call you only gonna be married? Who you to? Who? I don't know? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either.

I got it.

I got an idea, me too, I do too. Yeah, but look like I said, I guarantee your idea wrong. I don't know what the protocols are for wedding.

I don't know if you're kind of like you know, I mean, if you're going, if you come to my wedding, it's making The seafood ain't gonna be nothing because I'm allergic to it. So if y'all come, you're think y'all eat crafter and lobster, lobster, crab legs, scallop, shrimp, oyster, they ain't gonna it ain't happening like that right now, Right y'all have some some barbecue.

I like barbecue. We will have some odds tails.

You go get messy, so hey you' hey, babe, go ahead take your dress off, cause we's gonna get crazy.

Let me tell you, let me take Let me tell you something. Let me tell you about my wedding. See my wedding is, it's gonna be. It's gonna be a melting pot of differents and ethnicities, foods. Okay, So, whether you're Haitian, you're you're yelling, yell Latino, you're Jamaican, you're Behavian.

It's gonna be. It's gonna be a little bit of everything. A paying all that, ain't paying all that.

Nobody say you ain't had to pay for it, You ain't got to pay for it. I already got the caterers. I already got the caterers, and they're doing it. Yet they're doing it out of love, out of love for me in Nightcap. Okay, like that's my My wedding theme is the Nightcap Wedding, and we're gonna stream it live on Nightcap.

No, but I fifteen thousand dollars for all vegan foods. I mean, first of all, you know your family. You know your family. Don't get down like that. You know your family don't get down like that, don't you know? My I know what my family for the most part, I know where my family eat and what they won't eat. So why would I bring something that just me and my wife would eat?

Right?

I already know my kids not eating that. My sister, my mom, my brother, they not eating that. My homeboy not eating that. So now we spend fifteen thousand or whatever we spent for the food, then it's going to ways.

You know what she spent fifty she spent fifteen thousand dollars thinking about herself, not nobody else. If you get dollars thinking about herself and not the guests, I'm thinking about the guests.

I'm thinking about the people. Yes, I want you to have.

A good time at my wedding. There's a reason why i might have a live band. There's a reason I'm might have Kiki White singing. There's a reason I'm gonna have Brian Mgnice singing. There's a reason why I'm gonna have you know I got another surprise.

I don't want to tell nobody. Huh. There's a reason I'm having.

Different dishes from different ethnic ethnicities and backgrounds at my wedding because.

I'm want everybody enjoy theyself.

Well, there's a reason why I'm have a karaoke machine with a tell with a five thousand dollars prize.

Whatever sing the best song.

Well, you need to have my noises. I need you to have fried squirrel. I need you to have right cool. I need you to have bulling onions, bull nicking onions. I would need we need to have some of that oargs tails, pig tails, turkey.

Decks, pig feet. Hey, listen, I canna have, I'm gonna have. I'm gonna have three of those. I'm three.

I mana have three three three three of them country meals. Right now, I can't. I can't give them all because you can't take up all the room. Chicken fee, i'ma have a section for you. Don't worry about that.

Chicken feet. I like. I like chicken feet. I like chicken feet.

About who what y'all better? Y'all better win up? What moon nigging on you?

That was funny? Yes, oh yo.

Scientists have discovered that cockroaches milk is four times more nutritious than cow's milk. This milk contains protein crystals, rich and essential amino acid energy, dense nutrients, making it a potential food source.

They line, they all my, I'll.

Be like mister Gray, I'll be like mister glass Hey, like Samuel Jackson. Every time I take a step is break. I ain't drinking no cock roach milk.

Answer me this. How did the scientists know?

Who?

Do they do the test on? Don't don't tell me about you? Ran the test on lab rats. Lab rats drinking cocker roach milk compared to the lab rats drinking regular milk and using that as your scientific study to say that cock roach milk is more better or is better.

In any way.

Man, if you don't stop playing, stop playing with us, Stop playing with us. Man Oo, it's twenty twenty five now, all of a sudden, cocker roach milk.

Yeah, will I tell you what, o Joe, We're gonna get us a show unkn o cho eat first place we go, we're going downside.

I know this place bull dicking on you, me and you.

Now you know what it. One thing about it, I try anything. I won't try to bull.

Down.

What I'm talking about this is I do anything once?

Nah, I ain't tried no cockroach milk.

Man, ain't nobody come on, huh, come on, that wouldn't happen. Oh wait, wait a minute, what happened? If you're on the show fear factor?

Fear factor? Mm hmm, you ain't gonna try it?

Nope, I ain't going no fear facts. I'm glad.

I mean I remember fear fact that there are some things that I could eat, like them raw stuff.

But I ain't eat no cockroach. I ain't eat no bugs.

Oh now listen now, ants chocolate covered ants is a delicacy in some in some countries.

They have no choco. They have no chocolate. A little it's they was eating.

That was just hell.

No, I'm just I'm just saying. I've traveled in some countries where.

Frog legs, okay, okay, okay okay.

Frog legs, pigtail, chicken feet, chicken necks.

I've had all that, mountain oisters, hogs and cattle. Yes, I've had turkey, turkey oysters. You didn't no turkey had oysters, didn't he turkey turkey balls. There was this place, there was this place in Greenley, outside of Greeley called Bruce's, and there was famous for mountain oysters, and they had them all. They had turkey, they had cow, they had hog and you know.

Hey, hold on, so you eat chilin's too right? No?

Hell nah?

Oh here you go.

So you eat frog legs, you eat all that stuff you name it, but you won't eat chitlins.

They stink too bad.

What you mean if you.

Have someone that knows how to clean, chilling is right, there shouldn't be no problem.

What you EAT's a lie.

Chiitling stink when they're clean correctly and cook correctly.

They do not smell.

They do smell, and I don't want them. I eat the mall. I eat the mall.

Hold on so.

Frog lakes in stink.

Pig feet, don't pe No pi old bad, I messed with pig fee. I go to saying, Hey, we go to Costco and get that big old jar right now, I ain't gonna get them.

Yeah, but I'm saying they stink, though they stink the same way.

Chitling stink Chitling's Oh my goodness.

Hey, at some point, you're gonna have to evolve.

Now we just talked about just at the top.

Of the ear. I'm evolving.

You said in twenty twenty five, you're gonna try new things for listen, two things, two things I need you to write down for me, okay, that you're gonna do before the year ends. You're gonna try chillings and you gonna eat some ass.

Oh no till okay, give me the chiling Give me a plate of them, a five pound bucket, Give me a five pound bucket. Bad you you you out of gas? Now one o't yoe? Give me the bucket of chit liss.

Okay, okay, let's take one off the list. Chillings and at least sucking toes missionary with crushed Come on, you gotta live, man, I'm telling you not gonna make it like this. You talk about getting married, ain't nobody marry you at the Justice Center if you ain't sucking no toes.

Oh, Joe, you give miss being Nasty my number yesterday? You see being nasty?

Oh oh oh oh you know I forgot. I'm gonna send it to her. She in the chat.

Well she's what she's.

Yeah, you're looking.

For you, un yeah, yeah, don't be scared now. This is your time. This is your time to shine. And you talking about super Bowl.

This this is your super Bowl in life, this is your real is your super Bowl?

Hey, what's really going on?

Where your roast? Falk said? I need you to get about to take for them things. Get me, don't let us down. Don't let the chat, y'all go, don't let the chat now.

But you and men be nasty, I'm telling you.

And that's a movie you can make right there, black man.

Yeah, you'll be off.

Joe, I got leto Hey, you're.

Blushing to look at you bad.

You try to get me, you try to get me kicked off of YouTube. We just got we just got back in YouTube good graces.

We didn't courage, we didn't say nothing bad. We just we just said, miss be nast. See, she sent a message to you yesterday. So I responded to her message and said, I can send you his number. Sis.

Now, I didn't want to be disrespectful and just give her your give her your number without your consent. Right now, you can let the people know on the on the chat, you can let her know if it's okay. Now, if you can send to me sending her your number, then so be it. Or I could just tell her sis sliding in the DM, sliding in the DM, and here respond.

You need Jesus. We need to go to we need to go to Bible study.

Oh listen, hey, I just got baptized last week because that the last one was wearing off. So I know I'm good Now I knew everything in my life and the reset.

Well, it wasn't in salt water because them sins ain't float away.

That's why that's why I asked for forgiveness. I asked her. I repent it bad.

I wondered, what did somebody was talking about miss being nasty?

Yeah?

You the company you I already know I should have known you was Rack Smack Dad in the middle of the bull drive.

No, it wasn't me.

Listen.

She saw a picture of you BT posted on top of the of the picture of you.

You were sharp too. Now you were sharp. Now, ain't gonna.

Cask a sharp she said, games too.

Yeah, Hey, that's what Hey, that's my uncle their black.

Oh he put that. He put that on too.

Hey he put it on. Now at at a different level.

Now I need I need to go to those type of places, red carpet events where I can I can put that that type of tire on.

But I don't go nowhere like that.

But listen, she wrote something on top of the picture, because you were sharp. Now, I ain't gonna lie to you at ten to ten years of ten, she said, I don't want to say what she said. But I went on top of the message and said, listen, sis, I can see his number if you need b.

I ain't see it, and I left it at that.

It's up there, chat send it to him. Somebody, please send it to him.

Yeah, yeah, I'll send it to me.

Yeah yeah, yeah. She wants you. Listen.

It's twenty twenty five, y'all. I've been going at it for two years now. You might as well make it happen. Y'all make a good couple too.

Boy, are you bad? Look at you know what? Man, I ain't even be able to live that down then.

I just want you to live a little bit, that's all.

I ain't gonna be able to live that lit man. You know, people just I mean.

That they.

Killed they were killing me at the show.

Hey, that was funny, boy. I reposted that on my story.

Oh have mercy. Listen.

Hey, I'm the best wing man you can have. I want to see you happy.

Y'all think I'll ever be able to live this down chat?

Yeah, yeah, not as long as I'm here.

And you know, I know you like it too, Uncle, You've been blushing for the past twenty minutes.

Yeah, yeah, man, you know Joe old pul Hustler.

You know

You know, hey, every time I say this be nasty you you hit that shot guy from the five Heartbeats, you know, brother, the volume