Ep.54 Chris talks about dead cats again...
Megan if your cat goes missing you know who to blame. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Mar 11, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 54
Cervezas Amigos
Chris, Michael, and Jerry are three friends who enjoy sitting around hamboning, talking, and using words incorrectly. Join us for an hour of bullshitting, dumb stories, and the occasionally funny joke.
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Ep.53 Chris puts the pastor out to pasture
The beginning of the Jergans has begun. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Mar 04, 2022•1 hr•Ep. 53
Ep.52 A year of Degeneracy
We did it. We made it an entire year of saying dumb shit on the internet once a week. Good job us. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Feb 25, 2022•59 min•Ep. 52
Ep.51 Jerry keeps going... and going... and going...
When the sponsors sponsor the sponsor, who is the real sponsor? Twitter: https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
Feb 18, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 51
Ep.50 Goated with the sauce
Jerry is hip with the kids and speaks their lingo, dig? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Feb 11, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 50
Ep.49 Turtle Bowls
This week Chris and Jerry make bets on sportsball and talk about geography. We have no idea what we're doing. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Feb 04, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 49
Ep.48 Chris says the things he shouldn't... again
The man has no filter. But not in the "I respect you so much for speaking your mind" kind of way, more like the "oh just ignore my grandpa, he fought in Vietnam" kind of way. And no, Jerry didn't edit it. Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Jan 28, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 48
Ep.47 The first time Jerry had a bang
In this episode the boys talk about synonyms. How many of you get your super soakers when grocery shopping? Answer the Spotify poll. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Jan 21, 2022•1 hr•Ep. 45
Ep.46 You can't scroll past something you can't touch
This week is loud. And I cut the parts where Chris maxes out the mic. Jerry declares himself a chocolatier and Chris talks about his kid's breakfast again. Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Jan 14, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 46
Ep.45 Chris screams canoli
He does. This was just as painful to edit as it was to listen to. Which are kind of the same thing. Twitter https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
Jan 07, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 45
Ep.44 Everyone loves Enormous Reedus
Why does Jerry always talk about his cum? Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Dec 31, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 44
Ep.43 Jerryman: The Movie
Jerry is depressed about recent news. Chris talks about eating pee. Twitter https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
Dec 24, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 43
Ep.42 Chriscargot
This week: stuff. I literally just finished editing it and already forgot it all. Sometimes I can't even put a title if I don't write one down as I go. I think I have early onset Alzheimer's. Twit: https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Gram: https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
Dec 17, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 42
Ep.41 Medical science is always advancing
Things get real weird at the end of this one. It's Jerry's fault. Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Dec 10, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 41
Ep.40 Chris: The Intern
There you go Jerry, it finally happened. You titled the episode. This week is mostly nothing. Which isn't too different from most weeks. Apart from Jerry's toxic semen. Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Dec 03, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 40
Ep.39 A Cervezas Amigos Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving or whatever. No, none of these are repeats. This is really what my life is like.
Nov 26, 2021•9 min•Ep. 39
Ep.38 Chris researches tragedies
This week is brought to you by liquor Jerry. And the other names he gets called throughout the episode. Most don't stick. Chris talks about tragedies, Jerry pictures Michael having sex, and Michael talks about Dolly Parton. Tweet. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Gram. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
Nov 19, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 38
Ep.37 Jerry Boards the Bang-Bus
This week the boys talk about things. At some point in the podcast they talk about stuff. But also birthdays and blumpkins. Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Twitter https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Nov 12, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 37
Ep.36 Waiting 45 minutes for McDonalds
Usually I write these while I'm editing the podcast but sometimes (most times) I completely forget and then have to write this after it's done and I somehow remember even less than Chris. This week the boys talk about the science behind genome sequencing, the functions of the large hadron collider, the speed of light and how it effects our perception of the universe, and shitting in a Cactus Cantina. Twits. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Gram. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/...
Nov 05, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 36
Ep.35 Fort gif googling gape
No one knows what this title means. It's something Jerry sent after we completed recording this episode. This week the boys talk about the "sinkhole" (again), video games, more wedding stuff, boxes, NERF guns, and more. T https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos I https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
Oct 29, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 35
Ep.34 Jerry's Mad Corner
This week the boys talk about the shit-hole that is San Francisco, weddings, snapchat friends, Jerry's coworkers, yearbook friends from highschool and what used to be Waffle House. Follow the gramsta. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Like the tweets. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Oct 22, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 34
Ep.33 F is for Family... and fast... and furious
This week the boys talk about movies with cars crashing but also actual cars crashing. Don't drink and drive kids. Probably just don't drink at all honestly. Straight edge for life bruh. Tweet your twats at Chris. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Gram your instas at Jerry. https://www.instagram.com/
Oct 15, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 33
Ep.32 Asian people know what's up
Jerry finally goes to a strip club, Chris gets multicultural, and Michael explains Goop. Obviously the boys also talk about poop. Check out Jerry's Goop on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Check out Chris' Goop on Twitter. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Oct 08, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 32
Ep.31 Jerry was housesitting
Yes, Chris has really lived his life without hummus. Yes, you should absolutely watch the video posted to the instagram last week. This week the boys talk about Universal Studios, Jerry's ass scratching, vomit, Tetris, Universal Studios, San Francisco, and TV shows. Make sure to check out Jerry's ass scratching on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ Also look at Twitter I guess. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
Oct 01, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 31
Ep.30 Popcorn is trash ft. John Conrad
The week the boys talk about John. John talks about Fascism. Who knows why John likes Fascism so much. Also featured this week is Ryan Reynolds, converting mL to fluid ounces, the Matrix, SpaceJam, Nick Cage, missing going to theaters, popcorn, River Dick Jerry, And all kinds of other movie shit. Apparently this episode is about movies. Which, to be fair, most of our episodes end up being so whatever. Jerry says you need to come onto our socials and explain why popcorn is trash. https://www.inst...
Sep 24, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 30
Ep.29 Anyway, so Bear Lake... ft. Thomas
This week the boys talk about when Jerry tried to fight a US Marshall, when Thomas learned what the definition of a lake was, doing hard drugs, Waffle House, and eventually; Bear Lake. Join us next week when we have a special guest that Chris and Jerry have never met before. Follow us on Twitgram https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Follow us on Instater https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
Sep 17, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 29
Ep.28 Jerry says ramen isn't soup
I edited the first 45 minutes of this the other day and now I don't remember what happened in the episode other than the complete disrespect Jerry had for my gift. If you could please hit us up on Instagram and Twitter to let us know what happened in the episode. We know Chris doesn't remember. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
Sep 10, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 28
Ep.27 Tom Holland ruins everything
Snape kills Dumbledore. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. It's actually the trees killing people. Jar-jar is a sith lord manipulating the jedi. There's some spoilers for you. Hope you enjoy. This week the boys talk about aquatic mammal secretion, bro cards, hot vomit, atomizing alcohol, dabs, and pants. Join us next time when Chris figures out how to say Cervezas Amigos. Follow us on Twitter. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Follow us on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/...
Sep 03, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 27
Ep.26 ~xXdragonrider22444Xx~ has come online.
What were your AIM names back in the day? Or did you use MSN because you didn't have friends. This week the boys talk about luaus, the internet in the early 2000's, applying for jobs, boomer logic, nicknames, and more work stories. Make sure to tell us your nicknames on the social accounts. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
Aug 27, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 26
Ep.25 Chris gets a girl pregnant
Send us your stories stories about when you stopped protecting. Maybe it will be featured in the next episode. (It won't.) This week the boys talk about having babies, fascism, movies, the governors of California, Mad Money, and Jerry talks shit. Did you get someone pregnant? Follow us on Twitter. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos More into the DINK life? Follow us on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
Aug 20, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 25
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