I wrote a pretty decent description for this one (and a different title) but then windows updates forced my PC to restart and wiped it so make up your own. Feel free to tell us what the titles/descriptions should be on Instagram and Twitter. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
In these episode we talk about drugs, stewed carrots, eyesight, stewed carrots, buffets, and stewed carrots. Also Jerry confirms it is just a drainage ditch and not a sinkhole. Tune in next week where the boys get to try out some special Turkish treats. Do you like stewed carrots? Follow our twitter. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Do you not like stewed carrots? Follow our instagram. https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
Long time listener, first time guest John joins us tonight as the boys discuss dick sweat, what people eat when they're high, snorting various powders, and of course, everyone's favorite not-a-sinkhole. Make sure to follow us on Twitter where Chris sometimes makes polls and even less often makes them correctly. It's a real thrill. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos Over on the Instagram Jerry posts photos of things related to what we discussed on the podcast. Check out the posts with his scienti...
That's right the first ever live episode of Cervezas Amigos, we just recorded it yesterday so not technically live. Other than that it definitely counts. This week the boys talk about Andy Newton (not gay), ice skating, and what women like? The last one isn't scientifically confirmed but Jerry is a pretty reliable source; he asked his mom. Make sure to follow us on the social stuff. There are sometimes polls when Chris decides to post them. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos https://www.instagra...
We just barely recorded this on time. Like literally yesterday. Olmec would be impressed. Who was your favorite team on Legends of the Hidden Temple? Tell us on Twitter and Instagram. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/ This week the boys talk about food. Mostly the frozen kind but maybe some that aren't. We're being super trendy and doing things that the internet thinks are cool but we're probably too late honestly. It's so last week. Join us next week w...
You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. I don't know where to go with that joke so make up the end yourself. This week the boys talk about micro-cheating, Jerry's six foot dick, Lyonel, The Dakotas, She Hawk Gerald Roland Cook, and various other absurdities. Join us next week for some other unknown garbage. https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
This week the boys review toenail clippers. Hopefully this means we never have to talk about Chris' toes ever again. We're joined by special guest Ian. His titles include sushi-boi, Jerb's Best Man, and Chris' brother-in-law. Make sure you check out all the polls that Chris definitely posted on the twitter because he remembered and totally isn't listening to last week's podcast as I type this trying to figure out what the polls were. Join us next week when we return to our normal format of just ...
This week the boys learn about how Chris plans his route to work, how Jonathon pees, how Jerry avoids good movies and how Michael snacks. Make sure you keep an eye out for the polls that will be posted in reference to this episode. They're definitely going to happen. I hope you enjoy the sounds of people slurping various liquids and talking over each other because that's 90% of this episode. On the bright side it didn't take me 6 hours to edit like it did last time we tried to record with four p...
Did you know that the largest fast food chain in the world also opens locations in countries that aren't America? Jerry does and this week he tells you about it. Chris says a bunch of slurs. Or really just one slur over and over (but it's about Italians so it's probably fine, lets be honest). Michael continues to be annoyed with Army of the Dead, and the boys get to hear the voice of the angels themselves singing a special rendition of New York, New York by Beyonce.
The boys are joined by JD who definitely isn't just Jerry. He's a cool new guy who loves his name. Make sure you always refer to him that way; it's what he prefers. This week the boys celebrate Memorial Day, JD researches the KKK, and Chris saves his child from a near death experience; a pool. Join us next week for an episode where things happen. I already forgot what happens and we just recorded it two days ago. I think I might have alzheimers.
This week the boys finally talk about the things you've all been waiting for; Kevin Spacey and cancel culture. Thankfully we didn't get too deep into it so I didn't have to cut it all. Join us next week when Jerry won't be here but we're joined by ya boi JD. He's a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.
This week the boys show eachother things that you can't actually see because this is an audio podcast. Chris talks about how much wine he can drink, Jerry tik-toks, and Michael begs for the suffering to end. I hope you don't think we're done bringing up the same things every week because we do it again next week. And probably the week after. Lets be honest.
The boys chug some 'ritas then talk about McBets, interacting with their bosses, selling gummy bears, and talking to strangers about weed. I'm gonna be honest, we got too drunk on this one and it's 100% Jerry's fault. He didn't let me know that the margarita mix already had tequila in it. So I mixed it with tequila. Turns out double shot margaritas will really do a number on you. Join us next week when I try and convince the boys to eat a cold orange in the shower. If I can remember....
This week the boys talk about McDonald's again, Jerry's new name at work, male birth control, chicken sandwiches, and queso fresco; the best cheese. For some reason we seem to keep getting random listeners from Spanish speaking countries. I don't know why they would think that this podcast would be for their demographic. I feel like we're pretty clear that this is definitely an all English speaking podcast. Join us next week for episode 12. Spoiler alert: we were drunk and I don't even know what...
The boys managed to make it to the double digits. Come celebrate this lackluster accomplishment with us where we don't even acknowledge it until the last like ten minutes of the episode. This week the boys get cultured trying famous foods from different countries. If anyone knows how to get their hands on Hungarian food hit me up. Jerry needs a taste of his homeland.
It isn't a trick, I promise. Nothing happens in this one. The boys talk about their 21st birthdays, fucking with people, pranks, and Scientology. Tom Cruise if you're reading this we miss you. And your weird middle tooth. It's mostly the middle tooth. Join us next time for an exciting special event; our tenth episode. Hint: nothing special will happen.
Jerry decided to roast himself for the joy of others, which is a very Jerry thing to do. The boys talk about slurs, roasts, and virginity. Jerry finally gets his longstanding wish; I do some real audio editing. Looks like this podcast is officially international. Shout out to the Departamento de Francisco Morazan in Honduras. I imagine that person was very confused when they heard this trash. By the way, since no one submitted new names for Jerry, Chris owes me a steak. Thanks internet.
What is the biggest animal you think you could fight? Probably a rat or something dumb. In this episode we talk about random youtube videos, what one person on reddit said, local rappers who are so fresh they got billboards, and Jerry's birthday. It's crazy to think Bigman is the big 3-0. It feels like just the other day he was younger than me and then boom. Grown up. Kids man. You blink and they're adults.
This episode took over six hours to edit. Please end my suffering. Chris set a new record this week of needing to be bleeped twice. Which we're not going to bring up because that will just make him want to beat it. The boys talk this week about hurting themselves, color blind-ness, the Jerbs and other wacky crazy adventures. Aren't they just so kooky? Special guest Miller joins us this week. We didn't mention it but it was his birthday celebration or something. Maybe his retirement party? I don'...
Chris, Michael, and Jerry talk about horror movies, hard drugs, tattoos, and Andrés Manuel López Obrador. One of those is a lie. I'll let you figure out which one.
Chris finally gets to see blue waffle after three weeks of constantly talking about it. We talk about our proms and how well they went, Florida incest, drifting, more McDonalds complaints, and the history of Jerry's family regarding facial hair.
Well. There is less shit in this episode. So I guess that's an improvement. Three friends come together over beers and to discuss emu eggs, walruses (walri?), narwhals and other assorted animals. Welcome to Cervezas Amigos where in this episode we all flex our extremely impressive knowledge of the animal kingdom.
Three bad hombres talk about shit (again), Mexico, burgers, depressing television, and products that the FDA will probably send us to prison for. I'm starting to feel like shit is going to be a constant theme here.
Welcome to the inaugural episode of Cervezas Amigos. We talk about where the name came from, waffle stomping shit, GME, and Chris gives out his address.
Michael welcomes you to the world of Cervezas Amigos. A place where the words are made up and the definitions don't matter. Cevezas Amigos is a podcast of three friends who decided they should share their dumb humor and questionable points of view with the world in the only reasonable format. A podcast. We hope you enjoy.
