When a cosy Cat Noir Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road in a bid to save the season. Join us for the first part of a festive double episode, where Danny Peaks is selling the ultimate stocking-filler, Mr Godwin learns some cold truths about Christmas traditions, and Dale Alan interviews a special guest on Digging Deeper. Did anyone bring any trifle? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Lauri...
Dec 05, 2022•22 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Matt and Kev get a strange letter as we visit Egypt to find out how a Cat God became the narrator on a comedy podcast. The 34th death in Cat Noir has been reached starting the #35 protocol. DO NOT PANIC. Who will die 35th? All will be revealed, and nothing will be the same again. Geoff the Baker wasn't #35. He wants it known that his trouser size is actually 34/31. He was insistent that I include this information. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilve...
Nov 21, 2022•28 min•Season 3Ep. 9
EPISODE 35: Patrick MacNee probes the story of two of the most active serial killers of our time in this very special episode of The TV Crime documentary "Harmed to Death." Over the last 18 months during the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast there have been exactly 34 on screen deaths. Now this may sound like a coincidence but believe me, it's not. Our final, 35th death has not let happened, but when it does, it will activate the #35 protocol that has been running since the very first episode. A klaxon wi...
Nov 07, 2022•29 min•Season 3Ep. 8
An ancient horror. A terrible curse that strikes without warning, without remorse, without any real meaning. Join Matt and Kev for a special Hallowe'en adventure so terrifying that, according to Warren: "you'll definitely soil yourself". Don't worry though; if things get too scary, you can always call Ghost Frighteners... Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to trick or treat commitments. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork...
Oct 24, 2022•23 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Duke Render tries to save the Titanic but gets stuck in a reoccurring nightmare. Lead, Lead Detective Michaels has a house call to make. Digging Deeper finally gets a touch of class, whilst Geoff and Petunia are plagued by a screaming banshee. Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode because he couldn't be bothered. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on I...
Oct 10, 2022•25 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Craig Crayons helps a hoarder, Dr Pentagram makes some unusual diagnoses, and we finally learn the ancient secrets of origami. Meanwhile, on Over The Fence, Lionel and Richie talk us through some of their favourite seasonal foods... but what are they really up to? Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode for political reasons. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com F...
Sep 26, 2022•24 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Do you have a theft/arson/disappearance that can not be explained? Then maybe you need the services of the Great Panthera Detective: The Pink Tiger. Visit him at his mansion and relax in one of the many planning rooms, whilst explaining your problems and being waited on by his butler, Burrowing Owl. However, the price paid is never money. Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode as all his teeth have fallen out. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin C...
Sep 12, 2022•25 min•Season 3Ep. 4
A night of particularly heavy rain spells disaster for Bundy and Ted on Stargazing Live, as the exits are blocked, trapping them in the observatory. Luckily, thanks to a fortuitously timed competition win, they'll have plenty to eat. Elsewhere, Malcolm is trying to find the right sort of applicant to hire at Animal Help... Geoff the baker may not actually be a baker. More to follow. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. ...
Aug 29, 2022•25 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Ian and Stella are back in the studio, but Juggy Brown wants his revenge. Carl Terminator gets his own TV Show, Cunch of Bunts release a new single and the Tour De France passes by, but the big question is, how many sheep make a "Shep?" Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode as he is busy recycling. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @Catno...
Aug 15, 2022•24 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Season 3 kicks off with Dale Alan asking more probing questions on Digging Deeper. Meanwhile, a scandal at the Twurzels factory leads Lead Lead Detective Michaels to uncover a controversy so sinister, it sparks a chocolate ripple across the entire Cat Noir universe, but why does Demi Moore keep phoning? Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to Covid 19 travel restrictions. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilve...
Aug 01, 2022•27 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Part 4: The Quest for the Stone. Separated from Jim and forced to take his search to Morocco, Charlie seeks out the final painting, whilst Jim has a strange encounter in the snow, and A. Sean Bean proves without a shadow of a doubt that two Jim's isn't necessarily a good thing. Join Charlie and Jim on their final leg of their adventure in the concluding part of the Hollywood Action Movie, where high seas come with high stakes, Moroccan tangerine sellers come with tangerines, and precious stones ...
Jul 18, 2022•31 min•Season 2Ep. 18
Part 3: Risky Business After a narrow escape from The Great Ostrich Casino in Vegas, Charlie and Jim head to Washington DC Comics to find the third painting. Only, A. Sean Bean's has plans too. And now the FBI are watching... Join Charlie and Jim's adventure in the third episode of this 4 part Hollywood Action Movie. Where lives are lost, trust is short, and Senator Porkchop shows us how the wheels of politics really spin. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Mat...
Jul 04, 2022•27 min•Season 2Ep. 17
Part Two: A Whole heap of Art. After a visit to The Great London Museum of Englishness, Charlie and Jim are pursued across the city by A. Sean Bean and his goons. Aided by a mysterious but helpful German woman who could be easily mistaken for Arnold Schwarzenegger, the two leave England to widen their search for more paintings in the grand ole US of A. Join Charlie, Jim, and maybe Stella too in the second episode of this 4 part Hollywood Action Movie, where the hunt for the stone becomes a gambl...
Jun 20, 2022•26 min•Season 2Ep. 16
Part 1: Forgotten Treasures Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on the back of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much? Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve the question no one knew needed answering: What is the Pynming August Sun Stone? This episode was wr...
Jun 06, 2022•26 min•Season 2Ep. 15
In this final episode of the Cat Noir miniseries; the remaining survivors reach the windmill and learn the truth behind the plane crash. Are they in purgatory? Or maybe trapped in a time loop? Has this all been a hallucination? Or just an insane scheme, concocted by a failed actor, desperate to get on the podcast? All the answers you need are here. In this episode. Waiting to be heard. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Why not ...
May 23, 2022•19 min•Season 2Ep. 14
Following the horror of the swimming pool, the survivors find a door marked 'Quarantine' on the side of a disused windmill. Inside, they'll find answers to the power behind the island. Meanwhile, Danny Peaks learns he can't outrun his past. So he packs his bags. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever plat...
May 09, 2022•17 min•Season 2Ep. 13
Following the heart breaking tragedy of the coconut incident, things are becoming sweaty and tense in the jungle. Maybe the survivors could cool down with a nice swim, but nothing comes easy in a jungle, where everything wants to eat you. Meanwhile, Danny sends Warren on a mission and finally meets Salutations Binweave face to face. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you lik...
Apr 25, 2022•16 min•Season 2Ep. 12
Something waits, echoing through the jungle, while Alfie has a flashback of daddy issue sized proportions. Elsewhere, an unlikely duo is formed as Danny and Warren investigate the tickets with the help of Warren's friend: a real life computer wizard. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our podcast on whichever platform you lis...
Apr 11, 2022•16 min•Season 2Ep. 11
A woman awakes on a beach, bruised, bloody and lost. Recognition of where she is and what has happened begins to float across her face. She winces back the pain… Who else has survived? Where are they? Why did this happen? What animal would make the perfect family pet? Meanwhile a Heron needs collecting from the airport. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we do,...
Mar 28, 2022•18 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Nine very different people all have one thing in common: they've been gifted a holiday to Bermuda. Not all of them are going to make it. Unconnected and unknowing, everyone boards the plane while Danny Peaks gets a mysterious phone call and Passport Control proves that no matter what actions you take, you can't cheat fate. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and, if you like what we ...
Mar 14, 2022•15 min•Season 2Ep. 9
The hottest new podcast is taking the world by storm: Rouge Chien. A hot mess of alternative scenes, audience added outtakes, strange sound effects and impossible sketches that somehow feel strangely familiar. Matt thinks it's the best thing since pre-unsliced cut bread got sliced. Is he right? Kev's not so sure. In fact, Kev thinks something far more sinister is afoot... Meanwhile, two phone calls converge and become trapped in a time loop shattering reality. From this fracture, within the fabr...
Feb 28, 2022•32 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Tricia wants nothing more than a normal family and a quiet life. Life has other plans for her. Gordon wants for his wife to be happy. But life has other plans for him too. And now, tonight, in a small house, in a boring residential suburb, one man will battle with his inner demons for the sake of his sanity and his family. Self belief, therapy and religion may not work, so why don't we all sing a song? This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders ...
Feb 14, 2022•31 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Kelvin The Robot goes shopping, family ties are explored in "Cops on Blocks," Dale Allen looks into Road Rage and Matt and Kev return from their road trip, but have they found the Marple? Listen in to find out the answers to these questions and more. This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt "Coconut" Sanders and Kevin "Apricot" Chilvers. Editing is by Gary the Trainee Coconut Engineer. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please lik...
Jan 31, 2022•23 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Imagine if you will, a man calling the same number four times, expecting different results each time. Is this the type of man you would assume will one day, run the country? A buffoon, loon, a baboon, a cruel twisted, Babaffloon. Isn't it more likely that this man would fail? Listen in to find out. Whilst you are here, you may as well know it's the return of Agony Aunt and the end of Duke Render. Gulp! This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers....
Jan 17, 2022•23 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Can Matt and Kev find the missing Marple? Can Ian save Stella from Juggy Brown? Can Duke Render turn up on time or at least within a few miles of his target? Can Chester the dog save Bundy and Ted from non-stop boogie-woogie? Do the can-can can-can with Cat Noir. This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and sub...
Jan 03, 2022•24 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Matt and Kev are on hot on the trail of their missing Marple as Stella finds her old magic doesn't work on everyone. Duke Render finds himself off target, Dale Allen sets his sights on a prime story whilst Charlie gives Jim the run down on his neighbours. Geoff the Baker was unable to appear in this week's episode. This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpo...
Dec 20, 2021•24 min•Season 2Ep. 3
What was that? A foghorn, a chocolate advert, a werewolf, the swooping of a dragon? Just one more thing... how many Marples make a cupboard full of Marples? Find out the answers to these pressing questions and more by entering the World of Cat Noir. This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast and if you like what we do, please like and subscribe to our ...
Dec 06, 2021•24 min•Season 2Ep. 2
We're back for a second season and returning in style as we present "Too many Marples" a story within the sketch show, inside the comedy podcast. A murder, mystery just waiting to be solved nine times over. Meanwhile, Matt is convinced Kev has opened a café in his front room and Ian returns to the studio without Stella, and finds himself in a sticky situation. This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engin...
Nov 22, 2021•23 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Episode #9 is here. Join Patrick MacNee as he fights Ogre's, dragons and applies for car insurance whilst introducing the second season of the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast. Steed is back in the saddle; dressing gowns optional. . . Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilv...
Nov 08, 2021•3 min
Bundy and Ted have always dreamt about seeing the stars but maybe tonight they should have their telescope facing at the Earth. Are they already here? Do they walk among us? Can we even see them? Join two humble astrologers, two SETI scientists and a Hollywood star as they do battle to save our planet from the Shadow Pixie People. Geoff the Baker does not feature in this week's special. Cat Noir are Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquire...
Oct 24, 2021•35 min•Season 1Ep. 8
