Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders•shows.acast.com

Comedy

Fiction

Comedy Fiction

Drama

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, comedy series trapped within a podcast.

Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters

played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.

There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy.

Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade.

All music (C) Kevin Chilvers

Some sound effects from www.zapsplat.com

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Geoff the Baker pays us in tiny cakes if we mention him in bios.

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Episodes

Special #1: The Story of Creeping Jazz

For Dale Allen: This is his chance to interview a cultural phenomenon. For Lead Detective Michaels: This is his chance to finally get that promotion. For Charlie: This is his chance to turn years of writing to his advantage. For the unnamed policeman: It's his chance to get a line and wear a Gillet. For years: sinister murders have taken place across the globe. All that is known about the killer is that they wear a beret and are accompanied by their own soundtrack, what the police call "The Cree...

Oct 11, 2021•31 min•Season 1Ep. 7

Heron Now

Do you need advise? Then give Aunty Mable a call. Need a door knocker. Don't go to this shop. Argh... stop throwing fish at me, I'm trying to write an episode summary. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of ch...

Sep 27, 2021•23 min•Season 1Ep. 6

Heron Shoehorn

Welcome to Passport Control, if only there was an I.T system's analyser on hand on to help. Bundy invents a machine to see the night's sky whilst we find out how hurricanes get their names. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an e...

Sep 13, 2021•23 min•Season 1Ep. 5

Heron After

This is war. Herons vs Humans and Herrings. Time to rebrand. Meanwhile Ian gets a shock, Dale has his photo taken and Stargazing Live receive a rather upsetting email. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of ch...

Aug 30, 2021•22 min•Season 1Ep. 4

Heron Aid

Dale Allen meets the sinister surgeon Dr Karlous Kennedious as the Grand Visor of the Ninth Siege of the Cult of Herons addresses his followers. Ian and Stella talk wildlife, whilst John decides to buy his wife an Alexa. Elsewhere Kevin makes this a special episode for Matt. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series...

Aug 16, 2021•23 min•Season 1Ep. 3

One of our Herons is missing

There is a Heron trapped in-between the sketches on the podcast. Someone please send help. Meanwhile Kelvin the Robot replaces the white goods in Alfie's kitchen, Stella stands by Ian and Dale Allen uncovers some sinister surgery. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, f...

Aug 02, 2021•22 min•Season 1Ep. 2

Heron Addict

Kev and Matt start their podcast whilst Dale Allen makes a terrible mistake, Charlie tries his hand at horror, Danny Peaks makes an urgent call and Stella just can't get the words right. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. ...

Jul 19, 2021•22 min•Season 1Ep. 1

Cat Noir Season One Trailer

Welcome to the world of Cat Noir. A comedy sketch show within a podcast. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, hig...

Jul 05, 2021•3 min

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