Episode 98: HAVE SOME RESPECT!

there's no censoring. It's all going to happen right here on the Calm Down Podcast. You had a bender of a weekend. I need to know all the details, start from the beginning and go. So I called you to show you how crappy I looked. We slept until eleven am yesterday, which we never do. So my husband's two thousand twelve Stanley Cup Championship team champion, winning team, champion,

whatever you get it. The Cup winning team had their ten year reunion and it all kicked off on Wednesday night, which, if you know anything about the hockey community and family that we are, that is way too much drinking. Um do I sound Rundown, Sure do. It was a great time. I there. I haven't seen my husband's smile like that in quite some time. He was so happy. I thought

it was really really cool everyone showed back up. There's only like two guys that were missing, but I thought it was so cool how everyone the men just picked up and where they left off, and guys were saying it felt like ten days since they had been together, not ten years, and that's just so special. Um. Some highlights were just seeing some of the old gals, which

was great. My husband had a fantastic relationship with his general manager, who was almost like a father in his life, and also his head coach, and there were just moments and there's pictures that were looking back of like the coach had his hand on Jared's knee, or you know, his general manager stood up at Ponchos and we were all just absolutely wasted, and he gave this great speech about how they were the first team in team history to win the cop and he toasted them and he

just said to my boys and I we were just it was just such a lovely time that when we were saying goodbye to people, it was just so emotional because it was. It was such a special thing and um we d rank way too much. We had the raising Caines truck at our house on Saturday after a beach day. Everybody was in our backyard just eating chicken fingers and Texas toasts and coleslaw. It was such a time. It was really really great. It looked like so much fun.

I was living vicariously through you. But it's that thing like and you've talked about before, even before you you know datd Jared. Hockey players, as we know from covering them, can throw down and I don't know how these dude like this is the thing I learned my lesson one time trying to go shot for shot with Eddie George and Antonio Pierce. Uh yeah, that put me on probation at Fox. I had to sit next to one of our executives as my punishment for the Steelers Cargos game,

Lawrence Jilarence Larry Jones. Never thought we'd bring him up in a podcast calmed down Us. That was my punish it because they do that I had to behave. But the point was is that don't go don't don't try to go shot for shot with an NFL player, but definitely differ with an NHL player. Are we have good for you? What color is that? Because everyone will ask

what color that is? Probably a pillow? Talk went in down was lovely and yeah, the minimum hour everyone went to bed was like the earliest everybody went to bed was two am. I mean we're walking how we at three am around our neighborhood every night after the festivities and breaking down things and it was just very very sweet. It was it was cool, and everybody's got their babies, and everybody's babies came and like they all have new uncles and ants, which is all of it. It It was

just very very special. So their livers, Wow, it's crazy. Wait, so then what is your detox can system? Like when you're like, okay, I'm gonna dry out, Like are we there just drinking water? And we're like, what is your detox routine consist? Because you got a game this weekend, girlfriends, you've got the Cardinals and you've got the Ravens. Yep, so we're looking we record this on Monday, your game is on Sunday. What is your week of detox slash get ready for your first game? So Sunday is just

like we were back. We had like a really greasy breakfast which I put up on our podcast. I g to just be like, it's been you know, wow, it's been a time, a little run down. But instantly we started pumping the athletic greens and not an ad, a ton of water, electro lights, try to eat healthy last night, gonna eat healthy today, although Jared she walked in with the McDonald's bag, would love it to be an ad

by the way. Um, and yeah, so just did a series work out today, sweating from all areas of my bonny and oh my god, you can totally tell it's a game week. Like it's like all the emails, all the questions I'm writing to pr making times to speak to a Buddha baker, all that. It's just we're back and you have a practice game this week right with Amazon? Are you ready? Like take me through that? Okay, Well, I'm just by the way, I'm just gonna keep ship

real always. First of all, um, the fact that I didn't know because um, Steve had text our mutual friends and was like, hey, are you guys, Like what's the dinner situation? Like knowing like you're gone whatever, what are you guys around. This guy asks if they're around on Friday for dinner, because I was the asshole that thought the game was on Thursday, and then I looked at the schedule today and I was like, Thursday night football. Well I know, but like, hello, Charrissa, look at a

preseason schedule. Anyways, I'm very prepared for the practice game that's apparently on Friday, and I thought it was Thursday. So that's exciting. But yeah, no, we're doing because again Amazon hasn't produced a game yet, like the first streamer to ever have an NFL package. So I'm really looking forward to it. I saw the set so cool, it's already set up, it's so fine. So yeah, so I'm really looking forward to it. We have a fun group and our text chains are so likes fun and exciting whatever,

which I have to show you. It's hysterical because we have yet to take head shots for Amazon. Oh I showed you. I text you it Ryan, but I thought you guys did take head shots. We didn't. Um Unfortunately, we have yet to do that, and you know, those head shots better be good because you know they live in For me, it's going to be ten years until

we could get another one. But anyways, UM, he did like when you guys taking Um, I don't know, hopefully soon, but I am very excited about that, and just like getting on set and being with the crew, and I remember, like Fits hasn't been on TV and Ryan Fitzpatrick hasn't been in that seat before, So very much looking forward to that. Um. I've been good about not drinking a lot. I actually have my workout clothes on underneath here and I'm gonna go for a run after this. But I'm

not doing carbs for two weeks. I've never done that. I've just decided not like anything other than just I've getting the same routine of eating the same stuff and I'm gonna see how that goes. But yeah, I'm excited. Football is here and we've been talking about it, but now actually each one of us having a game is gonna be great. I'm very much looking forward to that. Did I stay looking forward to three times? Good? So that's exciting and it's even better. You don't have to

fly anywhere, because that's uh not fun. Okay, game this week back in action, You've got your practice show. What else is happening? You did a purge today. Oh my god, rabe, you will be does anyone? Okay? A lot of changes in my life over last week, you know. No, I am all about throwing ship out. Okay, second, very vocal. If it doesn't make me happy, I mean it's out spark and joy. I'm over here. I mean like I'm

on fire with so much joy. I'm sparking. So I for the last uh three different days over the last week and a half, I have designated hours to throwing the ship underneath the bathroom sink. Why do we have sev five lotion ones empty? Like and then here's the thing and and everyone else will get this. I think like, oh, I'm out of such and such, so I buy more of it. No, it's right now, you're not. Now I've got seventeen SPF you know, tanning things when I'm like, oh,

I need to go to the storm buy something. So I've just been throwing stuff away in what year was that lip gloss? That lip glass with? The second I opened that thing and it smells, we got a problem. What are we doing with the lips? I like going to use it? Nope, you should? I mean trash days. On Mondays, I had to go to the neighbors and use the freaking community trash can. There was so much stuff dragging it down the street. It feels so good.

It's so cathartic to just throw throw, throw, throw away. I got nothing left in this house. These are all the clothes I owned. Now I threw everything away. I mean, I know that's the only thing that's a little scary. What was your like, because I know that there's a whole like tidying up, kind of like guidelines. If you haven't worn in the last six months, you should donate it, get rid of it. What was your kind of like rules with all that. I don't know what the opposite

of a hoarder is, but that's me. I mean, I might have bought it yesterday and I was like, man, I'm not into it, throwing it away such a waste. But it's like, I'm trying to give it a chance. But I know you're right, You're right. If you're not into it, you should just get rid of it then. And then this thing, I'm very good about donating, So that part and I do, like with House and Home, are charitable efforts, like we do stuff for homeless and so like that stuff can go and packages or women

shelter things like that. I'm not just trying to say this to be a good person. I mean, but those kinds of things. But yeah, I just I don't know. I mean, there should that still had tags on it. I'm like, why did I ever think this was cute? I've just become more simple in which is another thing too. I have the fitting this week. I don't know what the attire is going to look like for the season. I'm kind of excited. You have your fitting. Yeah, what

are you doing it? Aaron's very generous, and she shares, stop it, I'm not paying your bill. I mean, wait till I said it. Actually, you are whish, by the way, I need to vend you for something, but I don't know. I'm gonna do a different you know, Thursday night vibe. We'll see what. Yeah. So I just want to make room in the closet. I want to make room and I feel like before, I don't know if you're like this, but having now, I'm going to go back and travel

at least, you know, once a week. I don't want to feel like home is full of a bunch of ships that like I don't need and I'm just like excited that, Like organizing the junk drawer, there is such satisfaction, like the batteries are here, the tape is here, Like if I want to find a limpbrush, now I can find a limpbrush. So that was a big thing for me. And I was like, if I don't start this season, two things I needed to do in the off season, go to Italy and clean out this house with the

non check and check and check. Jared would have been so turned on. I have so much ship that I just need to get rid of. Where do you donate your clothes? What do you do with that? There's these bands like a like Salvation Army or good Will will bands that are kind of periodically like throughout and it's and I put them there. Or I will go to like where I do the homeless get back things that I do once a month, and I will donate in the same place. Or I'll just ask if anyone wants

a lot of time for women's clothes. There's a lot of women that um we'll just say like oh I'll take that or whatever you know. So yeah, mostly those little donations fans around town. M I tried to do the old like Okay, there's like a checklist before you go back to school, back to work for us, because like it is so good you're doing this at your house, because if you don't get this done before you do your crazy busy schedule, then it's just what's the point.

It's just gonna faster, it's gonna build up. So I have had a service light on in my g that I needed to take back. So finally I called today they can't get me in for two months? What are we doing? Is this because of the supply chain? Is this because nobody's working? Are we still dealing with this ship? What's happening? I don'tn't understand why it takes two months to get me in. And then she she was like, I can't get you in land Rover until October's second

not Infinity. Our Infinity car light isn't on. That car is doing just fine, thank you so much. But the range Rover light is on. And they were like, well, yeah, we can't get you in until October. And I was like, okay. She's like, do you still want to come and go? Ma'am? Our service light is on? What do you want me to do? Yes? I still want to come well and then are you someone? And it doesn't matter what kind of car it is? The that um like the check

oil light came on? Like service oil soon? Does that mean tomorrow? I need to service this this next week? In my driving without the oil for too long? Am I needing to put oil in right now? Like I'm not a mechanic despite my coils and the mechanic, I don't. I don't know and I don't. Is it dumb of me? I mean, I know how to change a tire, but

that's it. Don't ask me to actually do it. But I mean, like I was taught how to change the tire, but I don't know what the service light and you know what the mechanic thing, especially on all these cars with these computers now, I don't know what's going on on the under the hood. But also veterinarians, here's my next thing? Daisy? And it daisy? And Will's itching like crazy? Is it now we're doing the checklist? Is it fleas? Is it we're stress? Is it it's dry? Is it

the change of food? I don't know. So I call the vet and I'm like, okay, the dogs are itching. We can get you in not next Friday, the Friday after. Okay, well, the dog's first going to be completely ripped off by them. There's gonna be so much itching. I can't with that back leg, this and over and over. Now we've got a red spot. Now I feel terrible, So do I How about when they're like, is it an emergency? Well, I'm gonna say it's an emergency now, because yeah, I'm

not waiting two weeks for the dog. I could go to the vet and the vet could tell me your dog needs to I think I went on a rand about this before, but I feel passionate about this. Are the vets a scam? Because I'm gonna buy whatever the VET tells me I need to buy. I'm gonna buy whatever the freaking mechanic tells me that I need to buy because I need the car to work and I

need the dogs to be happy. And the dog's not telling me that that's not what needs and the cars not saying, hey, I didn't even need the oil change, just a faulty light. So I'm confused. I called the vet today because somebody needs a little squeeze of his because he was doing over there. We got to I mean, I gotta help my guy out and he was scooching his little bomb lat on Saturday night where we had everybody over. So I was like, oh god. So I called and I was like, hey, can I get him in?

And they're like, oh, yeah, there's availability today at one while we had to take this at one fifteen couldn't make it. I was like, I'll take it and hope my husband can take him. They did. If not, we could get you in three weeks. I mean no, because it's like, that's so busy. I don't know, but how ofse did we get in anywhere? You have to do it once a month, once a month. Maybe that's why they're itching. I don't think I've ever done it. No,

they'd be scooting, they wouldn't be itching. You know. Do they do it when they get groomed? And I just don't know. Is that why so much? Yes, they do do when you get groomed, but mine needs a full like elbow in there, get it all out. Speaking of sorry to you talking about you and your bob. I know, well Willis is overweight and I said something. I was like, oh, well this is fat, and I was like, I don't want to say that in front of him. He probably

knows what I'm talking about. Speaking of tunup, you'll be very proud of me. In my list of things to do before the season starts, I got my blood work done because we're you know, yeah, you'd be talking about this girl. I'm You've never seen anyone more excited to get that. It's like it's the opposite of taking an STD test. I couldn't wait to get the results. I was like, show me everything. Yes, I went straight to I went straight to the liver portion of the program,

and I was like, does what does it say? What does it say? Liver excellent condition, kidney's excellent condition. I was like, oh good, great, cholesterol is great. We got a problem with one massive area. And I knew it all along. I'm not a doctor, and I and I sometimes question doctors, but I've never questioned a doctor on this. ID why really shitty metabolism? Like I look at pizza and I like gain weight? I got. I got a thyroid issue. It says it right here in the results.

I'm my thyroid is like at like a three or whatever, and it's supposed to be a like a seven. I knew it. I knew it all along. It's like I had so what do you do so you can take these shots that it's kind of like like the fertility shots that just a little thing. I mean doing them the last three days never felt anybody. I mean, maybe it's just a placebo and maybe just say lean in here, but I'm feeling like, oh my god, did I already lose weight from these shots? It just helps like stimulate

your thyroid so I don't have problems moving. Like you don't do them forever, but like it's a way to kind of jump start it. How often do you have to take them? Well, I just do the it's three weeks or whatever, like the little bile is worth or like it's like ten ounce or whatever. I'm not okay, yeah, and then it's supposed to like jump started and then you do blood work again and see if it gets regular. But I knew there was something wrong. I never been

excited in my life. Well, thank god, it's just that though. Now I want to get my blood work done. Exhausted, Yeah, I got it. By the way, no one needs to make an appointment at that Quest Diagnostics, you know that ship take him. Speaking of waiting for an appointment, anyone that's been there. Your appointment times at too, You're lucky if you get in a five. This is not a direct here. I can't do this. I don't have time for this, all this waiting around. What is everybody doing?

Is this because no one's working? What are what are you guys doing? If you're not working and I'm not trying to get into the Kim Kardashian rando, what are you doing? I never know what you're doing in there. I never know. The thyroid is low, the house is clean, and uh, the dogs are itching. Nothing wrong except you need to get your calendar in order. You didn't know you had a game mark. The schedule may not work out,

you know, seriously, I was like, fuck, look alive. I need to put that calendar in general in my I gotta tell you, I'm a little nervous about this going back on the road thing. I still not t s a pre check. Fuck, there's an appointment. I'm not gonna go. You gotta get that done. I'm busy. I had a bunch of other stuff that I'm writing down or that I wrote down for us since we haven't at it in Oh. Yeah, I've been busy. Uh, is that I also have Willie Nelson T shirt on my list? Is

that a Willie Nelson T shirt? Sure? Is? I think I've got it. First stage coach a few years ago. It's so cute speaking to me in the closet today. You know, I love it. Um. Okay, So that's what what else has been going on? Well, I recap what my things I wanted to talk to you about. Oh, you are a dunkin Donuts. The other day we exchanged like fifteen voice notes about yes, yes, the issue. Do you want to recap or are you over it? No?

It was fine. It's just I'm jones ing. I almost took video today for our I G because I'm just jones ing for dunkin Donuts to come to the South Bay area in California. I'm not sure why we can't have one. A girlfriend of mine said to me, Well, there is one, it's just a little ways down. Well, no, it's not a little ways down. It's twenty minutes away. I need one, like five to ten minutes away. Your car's not gonna make it that far. I not not with the service light on, and I can't get in

until October. Thank god, I have an an affinity. Um. So I we were driving around. I just said, hey, can we just see where this dunkin Donuts is? Because Kirsten said it was, you know, twenty minutes away. So we were in a mood. We went and then Jared's like, do you want something? It's five o'clock. I was like, do we want a coffee at five? And he's like, well, we're here, might as well? Okay, great, try to go to the drive through the drive through unless you drive

um a what are those little box cars? Oh like a little um like a Fiat or a Mini Cooper. Yeah, so you gotta drive a super like a Mini Coop or people? Is that what people say? I don't think so, but okay, Minnie Cooper with a Cooper? What it was basically, yeah, oh god, I would have had to take my car to get serviced earlier. If I had been in my car driving through this thing, the drive through for the only dunkin Donuts by me that's twenty minutes away. You

have to have a super small car. So we were like, what in the hell. And then when you're driving, their skid marks on the wall, their skid marks by the thanks. You know. It was like, and of course we had a call you and Steve to tell you about it when, which we thought was really funny but ended up not being. But I was just really bummed out. It's not the dunk I Donuts I wanted. And here's the thing about that. You don't know how much room you really have until

now we're up on the curve, hit the wall. Yeah, and now it's like, oh, that yellow pole is obviously awkward. What are we doing with that? We think that's a great idea, moving pole, moving out of the way. The drive through is really interesting. How about the drive through?

And I don't know if you take how we ever through a drive through, not in your Mini Cooper um Willison Daisy in the back, And I'm like that the poor drive through person thinks like they're going to be attacked by these Are you going the Starbucks drive through? Oh well, it's a whole production. You know about pop piccinos. I don't give them that. Oh speaking of though, uh, then that's why they're itching or why mine needs is but squeezed because of all the whipped creamer paccino. Sure, okay,

I have down Lake and other dogs lake. Yeah about the lake, we got a real situation. So the dock where I've been able to be for like the last couple of years, I can always bring the dogs down. There's not a neighbor to the right, he's never there. There's not a neighbor to the left, he's never there. So the dogs are running, not a problem. Okay, we go in the water, so fun. We got a new dock neighbor, and this dock neighbors retired, so that guy is there every single time I go down to the dock,

and we hate him. It's just you got a neighbor. Now that's there all the time. It's like you got a neighbor, you know. And so then and he's got a dog. So that means that I can't bring the dogs. So now now do we have to take turns? Like are you bringing the dog? You're here, just be allowed to bring the dogs. So I got a little sassy. So his dog's barking and barking and barking, and my are like actually being well behaved and not barking. Doll. I go, well, this is very relaxing for the ten

days a year I'm here. And he goes, oh, do you want us to leave? And I was like, well, maybe just quiet the dog down, Like why I'm here to relax? I mean, I'm applying Bronzer trying to get tan and like, no, what kind of dog big? Like who's Turner? And who? Remember that dog? Was that big movie? Was not the dog's problem, but like now we got to figure it out of the dog. Yeah, So I don't normally say something like I it's a dog, this is my space and it's not calming to be down

here at the dock. So that was my lake and other dogs situation, and I was wondering, like protocol, like how that would work? Do I tell you not to bring your dog? It's a good question, and I think it's when we should pose to the calm down listen out there, because it is. It's like, I agree, I don't think it should be all about his dog. You're a dog owner as well, so is there a way to maybe not set up a schedule, but just maybe

an understanding an agreement. I got to also understanding right now with my neighbor that has a dog on the other side of the fence, and it's like my dog, they go crazy. So I'm like, we gotta work out a schedule, so I tell him when I'm gonna be in town, when I'm gonna be out of town. So yeah, let me let me know, you guys, what to do about the whole you know, dog sharing of of blurred lines that pisces me off though, that you're trying to lay out and enjoy yourself when you don't get too

often and the dog's barking. It's like a kid in the restaurant. And here's the thing I know, Like, I get it. I'm forty four, I don't have a child yet. Honey, I'm going to be the asshole one day on a plane or in a restaurant with my kids screaming, and I'm going to know how it feels. But here's the other thing my mom taught me. Well, kids crying, you take him outside, dogs barking, You tell him is shut

up and move on. Like I just don't. It's the same people that are on their phone and their FaceTime and without headphones on and talking on a plane. Knock it off. I don't want to hear your conversation and with what you have. Although the only time I did want to see the FaceTime of the person on the plane next to me Bella Haadin with the week He said that she was saying, what's his able, what's his name? What's the weekend's name? She was staying able and I

was like looking over and I was like, it's the weekend. Anyways, that was a FaceTime I was all right with. But yeah, I also don't have children. But I will tell you what my experience was. This was my father knocked the ship off or else we're never going out out again. We'll take that vision. What you know what I didn't do. I didn't pay to go to the restaurant to listen to the screaming like they're not aware. And I'm not

saying this in a bad way, like you aren't. If your kids upset, fine, but like, let's make an adjustment. It's the constant screaming like, oh, we're just gonna let Timmy work it out here in the restaurant. Well, then I'm not paying a hundred dollars for the boulonts. I have a story for you. And okay, souls without kids, you know how this is gonna go full asshole without the kids. I have a story for you. So I did a photo shoot in Boston, like a week and

a half ago. We're aware. I loved it. The pictures look great. I'm so happy, thank you. It was so good. So I take a flight home, and yes, am I travel snob, absolutely because I constantly live on a plane. But I'll tell you another thing. I am. I feel really really bad for flight attendants because people who do not travel often treat them like ship. They do. And I've had flight attendants come up to me and say they've listened to our podcast. They've heard this before, but

they do. They're not your waitress, they're not your concierge, they're not your damn like cruise director. They are there for your safety and well being. Let me, by the way, show you where the exits are while we're doing this. So I'm on a flight and you know that Boston flight is six and a half hours. It is what it is. I watched in Canto for the first time on Disney. It was freaking adorable. I loved it. That is Uh, we don't talk about Bruno, so that's what

is that. It's a song, it's a new it's a new Disney movie. It was very adorable. Um. Anyways, so I get on and there is a family that has entered, the room has entered, the program has entered the plane. That's fine. They were traveling deep Like, there's the mom, the dad, the two teenage daughters, the teenage son, and two little kids. Great, everybody's got their own pod. Awesome. I respect that. Good for you. You've got some dope. Great,

especially flying right now. That ain't cheap. But this family, I knew it from the second eye laid eyes on them. They thought they were on a private jet. We are trying to get out of the gate. We are trying to get out of the terminal, and we are still walking around, talking in the aisles. And finally the flight attendants are like, you have to take your seats so we can leave. Didn't give a ship. They feel like they're on a private jet. So I put my headphones on.

I start watching my show. Now you know what we're doing. For the next six and a half hours. We are walking up and down the aisle. We are three in a pod, four in a pod. The little like five year old. I was about to bee my pants. I was so piste off. What's that called alliteration? Anyways, those four year olds walking up and down Mommy, mommy, and like the flight attendants trying to get up and down. Here's the next great thing that happens. We have a

medical emergency on the plate. They are trying to deal with that. They are putting the announcement on. Is anyone a doctor? And I'm gonna say it these assholes and I get sensitive because I think if it was my mom and dad ship, somebody help them. These assholes walking up and down the aisle were spraying perfume. Finally, I just said, you guys need to sit down. You're just crazy. I did. I said, there is a medical emergency on

this plane. This is crazy. And this this teenage girl, it's got all lippy with me, with her fucking perfume on and her pot pourri everywhere. And she's like, ma'am, she's four. She can't sleep. And I said, you know what, not my problem. Put a seatbelt on her. This is this came out of my mouth. A mode of transportation. Have some respect? What am I talking about? I mean, what am I I'm watching in Kanto? What am I talking?

I was just so piste off for these flight attendants, like we are walking up and down, we are being full blown assholes. We are just thinking this is a private jet. It's not getting your seats and buckle up. I was piste, do you want to know what? The sweet little flight attendant because then this family complained about me and I didn't care. This flight attendant, as I was leaving the plane, brings over a plastic bag with

a bottle of red wine. And this is my favorite bottle of red wine that we serve because it actually isn't that cheap, It's pretty good. I feel so bad, and I said, no, I feel so bad for you because these days there's some crazies out there. Can we be honest? I mean, we're get duct taped two seats, We're seeing people punch flight attendants. They can't say ship. So I was like, I'm going to be the person to say it, and I'm about to duct tape all you assholes to display we land and I'm like, thank

you guys so much. I really appreciate it. I'm so sorry for the you know, the the idiots here on this jet. I'm like trying to land or trying to walk out. These two dumb like need to be you know, taught a few lessons. Teenagers marched right in front of me, and I was like, here's the thing. I don't even have enough energy in my body to cuss you and your parents out right now, Okay, all noll of is enough,

all of these things. You are not wrong excited to travel this year for anything that you're saying no, and you know that I messaged you about this. I was like, I can't already be bitching about something. But I was late from the interviews, late and running and it's like, now we don't have any room in the overhead. Why I paid for the seat? I should there should be in a lot of space overhead. So then I have to say, hey, whose bag is this? And they look

at me like I'm the asshole. I'm like, you get to put all seven of your bags up here, So a my fault that I'm in one a company paid seat that I don't have the under the seat option you do. It's like, we're always the assholes. Here's what I say about the kids. It's not always the kids. Teenagers. Yes, you needed to be disciplined a long time ago. The four year old, bring her some toys or bring her something that's going to entertain her. And I know that's

not even the mom Aslanny thank you. I say, this is a former nanny who used to travel with children, that it was my job to entertain them. The color books not working, fine, we got to get the book that's not working. You know how many times I lost my at the time, I didn't have a credit card because I was, you know, twelve my debit card. Because here,

we're gonna give the kids something else. Let's let's find make an adjustment, because it's not the people on the plane, in the restaurant, or you know, anywhere public that they should have to endure the nonsense. I'm over that. And I opened the doors safe at at a restaurant for open a door like I was about to go in, and I saw a couple of people walking out open the door who had lem little kids, teenagers and one to three kept coming, and I go, you're welcome, You're welcome.

Not one of them stopped and looked at me. Not one of them stopped and said thank you. My father would have smacked me upside the head. Legally, of course, but in a way that was like, hey, you have some manners I don't understand. And again, when we both have children, it's we can sit here and anybody that

has kids come back. You have no idea what it's like. Well, exactly, I grew up as a nanny, but also my mom did daycare so she could afford My parents had no money, and I was like, oh, I'll do daycare and watch other people's kids so I can stay home with my kids make money. I've been around enough kids to know that there are some kids that are top manners and kids that aren't. So it's not always the kid's fault because I blame the parents. Half the time. It's like,

come on, is that our rant? Is this over? And I don't mean to go off And I'm not saying the way people are, you know, dealing with their children, but I blame the parents. I listen, we're on a plane. There's a medical emergency. I don't think you guys should be assholes and worrying about reapplying your perfume. Get the hell out of the aisles and let the flight intend need to do their job and deal with someone, because you know what, at some point in your life that

maybe your mom and dad needs medical assistant. I was pissed. Any who will come fly the friendly try that's what you do with this video, not the fun video where they're all marching boocome to American airlines and'll be like, here's the thing. Don't be an asshole said, there's a mesomergency shot in your fucking seat. Buckle up your cap, you know face, where's your head? Calm down, everyone, Thank you for tuning in it. Can't wait to see what next week has in store right. Calm Down with Aaron

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